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Morning Thread (12-4-2015)

Buenos dias, amigos. Flying back to the U.S. today, so there's that.

Posted by: Andy at 06:04 AM




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1 Where yall at?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:05 AM (xq1UY)

2 Aha. "Frist."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:05 AM (xq1UY)

3 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, December 04, 2015. On this day in 1783 At Fraunces Tavern in New York City, General George Washington bid farewell to his officers. The tavern has undergone a lot of renovations and restorations but it is still there in its original location. It is billed as the oldest building in NYC.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:06 AM (t2KH5)

4 RIP Scott Weiland at 48. No cause of death listed.


http://fxn.ws/1N0dNic

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:06 AM (t2KH5)

5 Fox lists the 14 people that the San Bernardino terrorists killed.


http://fxn.ws/1ToAePI

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:06 AM (t2KH5)

6 The FBI is going through the trail of those two terrorists to determine if they were part of a larger terror network with more targets in sight. Obama still refuses to call it terrorism. I guess someone will have to sue to get that.


http://fxn.ws/1O77Pdb

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)

7 That bill in the Senate that partially defunds Obamacare and planned parenthood has passed the Senate and will move on to the House, then to the Choom's veto.


http://fxn.ws/1m0IiM0

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)

8 The RNCe is having second thoughts about shitting on Trump.


http://fxn.ws/1PD0B6G

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)

9
Congress has overwhelming passed the 5 year pork bill with who knows what else is in it. It now goes to Obama who will most likely sign it.


http://fxn.ws/21AB6Xw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)

10 Scott Weilland was a known drug abuser. Indirect cause, at the very least.

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (AfsKp)

11 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise. All public funds to the dens of inequity should be abolished. Make them all private schools and shit-heals like this can be paid or not.


http://fxn.ws/1jCCFSC

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (t2KH5)

12 Jebbie the Hutt is still out there trying to revive his sunken campaign. Give it up turd, nobody wants another Bush.


http://fxn.ws/1lACc4J

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (t2KH5)

13
DAY 1,123

340 to go (413 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (uRmWf)

14 Martha McCallum exposes the campus "rape crisis" for the lie that it is. A lie forced on the colleges by Obama. But since the college staff overwhelming voted for Obama I hope they like their shit sandwich.


http://fxn.ws/1Ntem1e

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (t2KH5)

15 The Paris terrorists recruited members from the so-called Budapest refugees welfare drones.


http://fxn.ws/1OKrp1C

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:09 AM (t2KH5)

16
The Midget Senator from California is not only a cvnt, but utterly moronic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:09 AM (uRmWf)

17 At least one of the San Bernardino shooters had gone through Obama's massively good vetting process. My vetting would be what country are they from and if they are muzzies from the ME that would be all it takes to deny them entry. In fact, I have maintained for a long time that all immigration needs to be halted for at least 10 years.


http://bit.ly/1Q4mtb0

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:09 AM (t2KH5)

18 WaPo: US muzzies feel intense backlash. I throw the BS flag on that lie.


http://wapo.st/1IHjm19

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:09 AM (t2KH5)

19 And speaking of liberal newspaper BS here is the essence of Obama:


White House officials are seeking a way to use executive authority to close the so-called gun show loophole that allows thousands of people to buy firearms each year without a background check, but complicated legal issues have slowed the process.


Make no mistake, this is an attempt to halt private gun deals between individuals. He has already done an EO to halt gun sales at gun shows where more than a certain number are sold. And the complicated legal issue here is the FACT that such an EO is illegal. And there is no such thing as a loophole here. Gun dealers at gun shows MUST do background checks. The whole thing is the incremental movement by liberal assholes to eliminate private gun ownership in America.


http://lat.ms/1YLsQl1

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (t2KH5)

20 12 Jebbie the Hutt is still out there trying to revive his sunken campaign. Give it up turd, nobody wants another Bush.


http://fxn.ws/1lACc4J
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:08 AM (t2KH5)


The only Bush I want belongs to Desiree Cousteau, circa 1978.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (uRmWf)

21 NY Daily news calls the head of the NRA a terrorist.


http://bit.ly/1LRX5O9

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (t2KH5)

22 Obama's mouthpiece admits that Obama's gun proposals would have done nothing to stop the latest shooting; but we should do it anyway.


http://bit.ly/1ToHfAd

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (t2KH5)

23 Police bulldoze a BLM camp site in MN, arrest 7 people and then turn most of them lose.


http://bit.ly/1NKwIBe

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (t2KH5)

24 Scankles triples down on her call for more useless gun control.


http://bit.ly/1ldVSfd

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:11 AM (t2KH5)

25 San Bernardino terrorists loved them some ISIS.


http://bit.ly/1lA0njw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:11 AM (t2KH5)

26
Woodrow Wilson Obama????


http://bit.ly/1NL5Aly

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:11 AM (t2KH5)

27 San Bernardino Shootings Destroy Leftist Narrative After Leftist Narrative


http://bit.ly/1Rq49IQ

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:12 AM (t2KH5)

28



This is the kind of shit that comes out of RINO Ryan's mouth that has caused me to never be a supporter of him.


In response to the Muslim terrorism in San Bernardino on Wednesday, House Speaker Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) on Thursday argued that "mental illness" is a common "theme" among mass murderers in recent shooting sprees.


Well asshole the latest was a muzzie terrorist, are we going to have a law forbidding the preaching of the muzzie terror "religion"? And we already have laws on the books that forbid people who have had mental illness to buy guns. But, as it should, it requires that a court action take place first before taking away their 2nd amendment rights. So kiss my ass.


http://bit.ly/1XKClP2

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:12 AM (t2KH5)

29 Republican House members blasted their GOP leadership Wednesday for caving to Democratic leaders' demand that they abandon the House's bipartisan bill to tighten screening of refugee applicants from Syria and Iraq.


Again, we have no party.


http://bit.ly/1QUWaEc

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:12 AM (t2KH5)

30
Ace (not of Spades) reporter Brian Ross calls the attack in San Berdoo "kind of a hybrid workplace jihad." And that Farooq was "comfortable with gun culture and enjoyed working on his car."

Should have slapped that schmuck while I had the locker next to him at the gym.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:12 AM (uRmWf)

31 Well there are a few "good" Republicans. These send a letter to the Obmanites saying that their "resettlement program" violates federal law.


http://bit.ly/1lyX1gN

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:13 AM (t2KH5)

32 Pro-Amnesty Christian Groups Receiving $1 Billion From Feds Double-Down for Syrian Refugees



I call into question their "Christian bonafides".


http://bit.ly/1SA6grT

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

33 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1NueuBM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

34 IBD on the Choom's illegal call for more gun control.


http://bit.ly/21AIUbP

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

35 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1OKrzpM


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

36 Ahhhh, "Yankee go home!" and said in all good cheer Andy, have a safe flight.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at December 04, 2015 06:18 AM (4pjhs)

37
So on Levin last night, he plays a clip of some schmuck named Fuentes on CNN during the attack says he thinks it's a right wing militia "based on no information at all."

Un-fucking-real. All too fucking real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:20 AM (uRmWf)

38 Thanks Vic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 06:20 AM (ptqRm)

39 I have a review of Horde Author Paul Duffau' s book Trail of Second Chances
TLDR - exciting, liked it a lot

http://www.bookhorde.org/2015/12/ trail-of-second-chances-by-paul-duffau.html

Or click on my nic

Posted by: @votermom at December 04, 2015 06:21 AM (cbfNE)

40 20 The only Bush I want belongs to Desiree Cousteau, circa 1978.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (uRmWf)

I am ashamed to admit that I know who you are talking about there.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:21 AM (t2KH5)

41 B'More clocks in #317 last night.

It's being reported as #316, but they failed to include one of the victims from the day before.


As the march to greatness continues!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 06:22 AM (ptqRm)

42 40 I am ashamed to admit that I know who you are talking about there.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:21 AM (t2KH5)

Ashamed? Dude!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:25 AM (uRmWf)

43 So, how did the NSA miss those two fuck-o's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:26 AM (uRmWf)

44 We will find out if Trump really wants to be President or is just running interference for Hillary by how he responds to the attack in California. If he goes after Hillary and to a lesser extent obama with serious attack adds using his personal money in large amounts, then we will "know" he is serious. If he doesn't then it is still an open question. If he fumbles a bit then we "know" he is working for Hillary.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 04, 2015 06:27 AM (yh4lQ)

45 I am having a lot of problems with my computer today. It acts like a windows problem.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:27 AM (t2KH5)

46 "Where are they now" says Desiree Cousteau is now a child psychologist.
What do you know, she really was working her way through college.
Must be some interesting accreditation certificates on that office wall.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:28 AM (xq1UY)

47 43
So, how did the NSA miss those two fuck-o's?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:26 AM (uRmWf)


I don't think they did. Especially since one of them was already on their watch list. There is a lot of stuff that Obama is hiding on this. If they were tracking these two terrorists how is that they let them kill 14 people?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:29 AM (t2KH5)

48 Only 10 senators voted yea on Rand Paul's bill to halt immigration from Middle Eastern countries.

Only. 10 (including Cruz). I don't support Luap the Lesser, but the 89 including the GOP are traitors.

And Rubio either voted no or was not present.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (uRmWf)

49
In response to the Muslim terrorism in San Bernardino on Wednesday, House Speaker Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) on Thursday argued that "mental illness" is a common "theme" among mass murderers in recent shooting sprees.
_________________________

So Ryan equates being a Muslim with having a mental illness?

Makes sense to me. After all, one would have to be pretty nuts to believe that God wants you to murder and and rape and pillage, and will greatly reward you for doing so.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (a31sM)

50 Hi guys! No Bush for you.

Posted by: Kay Parker at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (7v/r5)

51 47 If they were tracking these two terrorists how is that they let them kill 14 people?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:29 AM (t2KH5)

To blame the NRA? Christmas parties? White Guilt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:32 AM (uRmWf)

52 48 And Rubio either voted no or was not present.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (uRmWf)

RINO Rubio has always been open borders which is how he originally got on my shit list with joining the gang of 8.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:32 AM (t2KH5)

53 50 Hi guys! No Bush for you.
Posted by: Kay Parker at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (7v/r5)


**wistful sigh**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:32 AM (uRmWf)

54 Oh, it was candlelight vigil and teddy-bear night in San Bernardino. This is the hippie left's version of "thoughts and prayers." Pacifist, whining, impotent, and totally acculturated. You've "got" to do it, when you should be loin-girding.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:34 AM (xq1UY)

55 I am having a lot of problems with my computer today. It acts like a windows problem. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:27 AM


You had some problems yesterday too, iirc. You might want to roll it back to the last update, in case you picked up some virus.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 06:35 AM (7v/r5)

56 46 "Where are they now" says Desiree Cousteau is now a child psychologist.
What do you know, she really was working her way through college.
Must be some interesting accreditation certificates on that office wall.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:28 AM (xq1UY)


I lusted after her, and still do. I think she's in Atlanta these days but somehow I doubt that Desiree Cousteau is her real name.

If so, then Jacques must've been so proud . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:35 AM (uRmWf)

57 Well there are a few "good" Republicans. These send a letter to the Obmanites saying that their "resettlement program" violates federal law.
____________________

Texas' governor Greg Abbott is suing the Obama administration over the Syrian "refugees."

I like Greg Abbott. He seems to understand how lawfare works, and is using it against this corrupt administration.

Sue, sue, and sue some more! Make these Lucifer-worshipping Alinsky disciples play by their own rules.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2015 06:36 AM (a31sM)

58 18 WaPo: US muzzies feel intense backlash.


Bullsh$t. Intense guilt or shame? if that is possible.

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 04, 2015 06:37 AM (o9lmn)

59 55 You had some problems yesterday too, iirc. You might want to roll it back to the last update, in case you picked up some virus.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 06:35 AM (7v/r5)

I don't think they have done an update for XP in a long time. So that may be too far. That's the problem I have. I could reload XP but I would not be able to get all the updates. I am thinking about just breaking down and getting a new one for "Christmas".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:37 AM (t2KH5)

60 @56 There is a location online that reveals her real-life name. You may not want to follow through on this; I hate to be the one to mention it, but it's been 35 years...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:37 AM (xq1UY)

61 Radio report this morning that the FBI is working on Malik's terrorist ties. Ray Charles could have seen that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2015 06:40 AM (WaptF)

62 She was originally born Deborah Clearbranch in Savannah, Georgia.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:40 AM (t2KH5)

63 US Muslims fear backlash from next planned attack

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 04, 2015 06:40 AM (RKQ/v)

64 The only Bush I want belongs to Desiree Cousteau, circa 1978.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (uRmWf)



She had her some pretty peaches.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2015 06:41 AM (JO9+V)

65 43 So, how did the NSA miss those two fuck-o's?


We are a very small agency with only very limited resources, and of course there is that troublesome 4th Amendment. We need more $$, more bodies, more equipment and all that's left of your pathetic freedom.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 04, 2015 06:41 AM (o9lmn)

66 I missed this one and it is a doozy:

"The key now is for us to be as outraged by San
Bernadino massacre as we would be if Muslim extremists were doing the
killing. This is terror, Geraldo Rivera December 2, 2015."

What a maroon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2015 06:43 AM (iONHu)

67 Farook- the short version " The bitch set me up"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2015 06:45 AM (WaptF)

68 The only Bush I want belongs to Desiree Cousteau, circa 1978.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:10 AM (uRmWf)

Howz aboot a linky fer those of us too lazy to open a new tab and type in a search box.?

Have a heart.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

69 Apparently Tennessee has a brandy-new Newspeak director, and boy howdy has xe made a name for xerxelf. The stealth-Christmas directive comes hard SWIDT on the heels of the guidebook for the use of non-gender PRONouns, which has already been mocked, discredited and walked-back. Glenn Reynolds heh'ed.

Did anybody think it odd that everyone got volun-told to call "The Pats" XI at a time when the president of China is named, Xi? That's a micro-aggression, there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:47 AM (xq1UY)

70 For a lovely, uplifting reflection on the personal gifts her parents gave her (as opposed to "white privilege") read-if you haven't already-post #294 from Sherry McEvil in the ONT.

Please continue to keep Sherry in prayer after the death of her fiancee, Lee as well as his children and other family and friends for strength and comfort.

I wish we had some way of recording these prayers so that we who pray could all look at them. Can/people do that on the Yahoo Group?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 06:50 AM (No/ki)

71 68 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

Sheesh. Okay, and SFW.

http://allstarpics.famousfix.com/pictures/desiree-cousteau

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM (uRmWf)

72 Howz aboot a linky fer those of us too lazy to open a new tab and type in a search box.?



Have a heart.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)


Ace no likey links to hard porn.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

73 Howz aboot a linky fer those of us too lazy to open a new tab and type in a search box.? Have a heart.....Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:46 AM

I know there's Genesis, running under Kodi, for 'regular' movies, but nothing x-rated. Not sure if there's an equivalent for adult stuff.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM (7v/r5)

74 73 I know there's Genesis, running under Kodi, for
'regular' movies, but nothing x-rated. Not sure if there's an equivalent
for adult stuff.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM (7v/r5)

You can find all that stuff you want just doing a normal bing search after disabling safe search.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

75 Do they discuss the technicalities of hard 'pron' links on the other smart military's?
Well I'm guessing that if they're worth a shit they sure do.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 06:57 AM (xq1UY)

76 A porn Actress? That could be why I never heard of her.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:57 AM (WVsWD)

77 Good morning, all


For those who have expressed an interest, your daily dose of EZ Dog.


Dec 4, 1943 - EZ Dog Journals
Attack achieved objective satisfactorily. Casualties light. Raining very hard. Progress limited.




This refers to the Allied offensive we have been building up to for the last three days or so. There were days where Dad's entries were pretty light, usually for one of two reasons. Either not much was going on, or things were hopping so much that he didn't have time to make a more substantive entry. I suspect this day was the former.


Book links are in my nick if anyone's interested in reading the novel that is loosely based on these journals. You might say the novel takes place in the "negative space" between the journal entries. And its got cannons. And pie!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 06:57 AM (NeFrd)

78 Ace no likey links to hard porn. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM

Yeah, if you consider Bing image search to be "hard porn"....

Which, in the case of the female personage in question, it seems to be.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 06:57 AM (dbC6X)

79 Lots and lots of pie.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 06:57 AM (NeFrd)

80 No need for any links then. I'll file this in the "information that needs not be known" category.



Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:58 AM (WVsWD)

81
I see that her real name is Deborah A. Schee, or was when she was arrested in Indianapolis back in '78 for a traffic violation. Unless she was married since then. Lucky groom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:58 AM (uRmWf)

82 Deborah A. Scheer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:01 AM (uRmWf)

83 You can find all that stuff you want just doing a normal bing search after disabling safe search.Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:56 AM

Yes, but that usually only nets short scenes, not full length movies. It's funny how the pirates don't touch the full length stuff. That I know of, anyway.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:01 AM (7v/r5)

84 It's funny how the pirates don't touch the full length stuff. That I know of, anyway.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:01 AM


"Desiree Cousteau" apparently didn't mind "touching the full-length stuff."

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 07:03 AM (dbC6X)

85 As the march to greatness continues!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


****

VIA, I watch your Baltimore head count, but am too lazy to look it up myself. Is the #317 shootings, or fatalities?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:05 AM (NeFrd)

86 OK bros I'm gon try and change a subject. "Combat Open to Women." Yeah sure, but are Women open to Combat? Intelligent speculation yesterday that of course women can now be drafted, right? To me the looming issue is, can women currently in the military, or volunteering in the future, be involuntarily assigned to front-line duty, which among other things involves rucking what would amount to 2/3 of their weight?

I reckon for every bright shining loud candidate out there saying "Gimme that combat!" there are about nine other women who were pleased and competent in their non-combat roles. Assignment to a specialty, as everyone ought to know, is linked to the needs of the service, not to what a recruiter told you, or your Academy major. This will impact the female role in the military as we know it.

Some will be delighted by this, others, not. File under "Be careful what you ask."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:09 AM (xq1UY)

87 The San Bernardino attack undoubtedly was a terrorists attack and will eventually be officially classified as one. What Obama and he Dems are doing is trying to sow doubt until the LIV's move on to something else (about 2 more days) and then it won't matter. In the mind's of the LIV's it will remain a is a mystery why a young couple shot up their workplace) Obama said so), this has nothing to do with Islam, accepting more refugees is compassionate, more gun control is the answer and Obama really cares about them.

We are going to need a bigger shark to wake the LIV's out of their trance.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (1BQGO)

88 That bill in the Senate that partially defunds Obamacare and planned parenthood has passed the Senate and will move on to the House, then to the Choom's veto.


http://fxn.ws/1m0IiM0

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)

Typical theater. They could defund both by attaching it to bill Obama wouldn't veto, but this is just for show.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (LTDSy)

89 Some local pot grower got busted with a ton of weed but couldn't post any percentage of his million dollar bail.His business model needs some adjustments, that's for sure.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (7v/r5)

90 "OK bros I'm gon try and change a subject. "Combat Open to Women."

Going to be a whole of "carry this for me" being asked in the future.

Hopefully a whole lot of "NO" will be the reply. Unfortunately though, I see a lot of the gurlz battle rattle being assigned to guys, cuz you know, diversity or something.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 07:12 AM (WVsWD)

91 67 Farook- the short version " The bitch set me up"
________________________

I see that the female Islamic terrorist passed two separate "vetting" checks by the crack sleuths in Obama's DHS: once when she applied for the 90-day fiancee' visa, and again when she applied for a green card in 9/2014.

Passed both times. Clearly a system we can trust to "vet" all those innocent "Syrian refugees" (including all those "Syrian" females who pose no threat to anyone at all, and only a coward would be fearful of them -- right Barry?).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2015 07:13 AM (a31sM)

92 "s the #317 shootings, or fatalities?"

Fatalities.

No local source keeps tabs on the total number of Non- fatal shootings/stabbings, unlike the absolutely outstanding Chicago site, hey jackass.com.

Remember, Baltimore has a population of roughly 622,000.
And Chicago has about 2.72 million.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 07:13 AM (ptqRm)

93
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 07:13 AM (HSmrB)

94 88 Typical theater. They could defund both by attaching it to bill Obama wouldn't veto, but this is just for show.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (LTDSy)

Trying to keep the "conservatives" who don't follow what they are doing in the dark.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

95 I think that breaking down the combat barriers for women is a fantastic thing.

I also support requiring females to register for the Selective Service, and when enlisting, being assigned according to the needs of the military.

Exactly like male Applicants.

You may want to go into the Supply field, and ride a desk, but if the Army needs infantry, you get assigned Infantry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 07:16 AM (ptqRm)

96 I reckon for every bright shining loud candidate out there saying "Gimme that combat!" there are about nine other women who were pleased and competent in their non-combat roles. Assignment to a specialty, as everyone ought to know, is linked to the needs of the service, not to what a recruiter told you, or your Academy major. This will impact the female role in the military as we know it.

Some will be delighted by this, others, not. File under "Be careful what you ask."


It has been a while since I was on active duty, and it is entirely possible that women have changed a bit, but I found that the only women interested in combat assignment were officers who lamented that they couldn't get a CIB thus could never be chief of staff of the Army.

The enlisted soldiers were pretty happy with not being combat arms.

Men when they enlist, about 30% will get a combat arms assignments, and some percentage of them are assigned involuntarily. They might have joined to become an Xray tech or whatever, and instead they are humping artillery rounds.

Women are now going to be in that boat.

Be careful of what you wish, indeed.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:18 AM (2Ocf1)

97 Sure Tim, but that will apply to females who "force" their way in to those job descriptions, or to necessarily distorted requirements and standards. My new concern is for women who are in the military to do jobs they really can do, and get involuntarily transferred into combat arms. Appears that this can now happen.

If someone who had no problem meeting the physical standards for a more-or-less support role is forced into a front-line job, and in all honesty cannot meet that higher standard, is her career over? Does she get shoved in anyway?

Wish I could say I'm sure someone has thought this all through. But, I can't.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:18 AM (xq1UY)

98
She was originally born Deborah Clearbranch in Savannah, Georgia.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 06:40 AM (t2KH5)
_____________________________________

I'd hit it.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 07:20 AM (HSmrB)

99 88 Typical theater. They could defund both by attaching it to bill Obama wouldn't veto, but this is just for show.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (LTDSy)


While yes, the way they do these toothless "repeal" bills is idiotic, I do think that it is vital to do bills that actually repeal chunks or all of the Evil Edict even if they have no hope of surviving a veto.

You have to fight battles - REAL BATTLES - even though you know you won't win. But by doing so, again and again, you make your case with the people and show that you have principles.

A real opposition party would have done this over and over again. The GOP-e, not so much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:20 AM (uRmWf)

100
Combat Open to Women. COW?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:21 AM (uRmWf)

101 Also, while it is obvious that women should be required to register for Selective Service now that the female exclusion rule is kaput, the SJWs will never allow it. A women's study feminyst will get xer panties all in a bunch having to sign up to be a baby killer (not the good kind of baby killer, the icky military kind) in order to qualify for Federal student loans.

So the answer is that Selective Service will be eliminated.

Bet on it.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:21 AM (2Ocf1)

102 'Wish I could say I'm sure someone has thought this all through. But, I can't. '

I'd say, from BO's viewpoint, it's well thought out and all going according to plan. You have to always remember that zero hates this country and wants to destroy it.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2015 07:22 AM (BO/km)

103 Two brothers who attended the same Southern California mosque as a gunman who killed 14 people say he was a devout Muslim who showed up to pray every day before he abruptly stopped three weeks ago.Nizaam Ali and Rahemaan Ali said Thursday that Syed Rizwan Farook had been a constant presence at the mosque for two years and had recently memorized the Quran.

Workplace dispute.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:22 AM (7v/r5)

104 If someone who had no problem meeting the physical standards for a more-or-less support role is forced into a front-line job, and in all honesty cannot meet that higher standard, is her career over? Does she get shoved in anyway?

Is that really a question?

Did you see the story about the firefighter who sued to get past the physical standards and then got injured ten days later?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:23 AM (2Ocf1)

105 #317 shootings, or fatalities?"

Fatalities.


*****

That's what I thought. Definitely worth a "Yikes".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:23 AM (NeFrd)

106 103 Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:22 AM (7v/r5)

The problem is when they stop going to the mosque to pray? Got it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:24 AM (uRmWf)

107 Law abiding gun owners fear masive backlash


Again


So, still workplace violence?

Morning horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 07:25 AM (JBPyl)

108 Good points blaster, and I think the only reason any of this newer social experimentation has not aroused the public is that for all intents and purposes, Selective Service has been eliminated. No one's thinking in those terms.

Leftists love the draft. Makes every boat ride a national existential issue. Great for general shit-stirring, and recruiting for phony veteran front-groups.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:25 AM (xq1UY)

109 I forgot to add that my viewpoints considering the Enlistment and classification process for military are based upon a four year tour as a Recruiter.

Yes, Recruiting tours of duty were three years in length.
But you could be offered the chance to extend your tour by a year if you were very successful.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 07:26 AM (ptqRm)

110 I must repeat:

All the newsies, talking heads, and pols who insist that they can't possibly think of a motive behind the San Bernadino shootings better practice saying "President Trump."

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:27 AM (2Ocf1)

111 #317 "shootings, or fatalities?"

"Shot? Or Killed?" --Twoo Gwit.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:27 AM (xq1UY)

112 >>>Sure Tim, but that will apply to females who "force" their way in to
those job descriptions, or to necessarily distorted requirements and
standards. My new concern is for women who are in the military to do
jobs they really can do, and get involuntarily transferred into combat
arms. Appears that this can now happen.

If someone who had no
problem meeting the physical standards for a more-or-less support role
is forced into a front-line job, and in all honesty cannot meet that
higher standard, is her career over? Does she get shoved in anyway?

Wish I could say I'm sure someone has thought this all through. But, I can't.
.
.
.I seriously doubt that any Woman will get involuntarily shoved into any direct Combat slot against her will. That isn't the way this will go down IMO.

This $hit is coming from the very top and Obama (Val Jar) told them to do this. Most of the Senior people are dead set against it especially after the disastrous trials the marines conducted, but they are powerless to stop it so they are going to attempt to slow walk it.

Once this kind of order is given it takes at least 18 months for the Recruit pipeline to start to ramp up. I don't expect to see any actual Recruiting for the new spots for women until at least late 2017. There will be some internal swaps and trades during that time, but nothing massive.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2015 07:28 AM (iONHu)

113 Hey whatever happened to those lawsuits Boehner filed against the Obama administration?

Are they even still being actively pursued?

/sarc

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 07:29 AM (WVvzl)

114 Monthly Menstruating Military Ma'am's

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 07:29 AM (JBPyl)

115 OMG -

Just heard on the radio that the family of the shithead in SB was saying that 1) nobody ever saw the guy with pipe bombs before so it just doesn't make sense, and 2) that the woman wasn't even big enough to fire one of the big guns used in the attack!

Ummm....

So, women in combat, right? You know what kind of big guns they have to carry and fire? Even if they are a clerk/typist?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:29 AM (2Ocf1)

116 Morning thread!? *looks at clock* Damn, better get to bed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:30 AM (/ciMI)

117 The problem is when they stop going to the mosque to pray? Got it! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:24 AM

I was picking up a subtle shift in strategy last night before I hit the sack. Something about a Jewish coworker of shooter , complete with pictures of him dressed in what I guess is considered 'Jewish garb'.

I admit to not paying full attention, but it got me disgusted that the msm (CBS) was going down that road so I turned it off.

But, so it begins.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:30 AM (7v/r5)

118 "If someone who had no problem meeting the physical standards for a more-or-less support role is forced into a front-line job, and in all honesty cannot meet that higher standard, is her career over? Does she get shoved in anyway?"

I would have to go with "Yes" to question two and "maybe" with question one.

It's an all Volunteer Force and as soon as you sign that contract all choices made by you are out the window.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 07:31 AM (WVsWD)

119 You have to fight battles - REAL BATTLES - even
though you know you won't win. But by doing so, again and again, you
make your case with the people and show that you have principles. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:20 AM


But impeachment remains off the table, amirite?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 07:32 AM (dbC6X)

120 Will womyn in combat get a mobile Safe Space?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 07:32 AM (oVJmc)

121 @104 Is that really a question?

I must be failing to draw a distinction here. That was an asshole. She forced herself into a position she knew she was not qualified for, for nefarious purposes. My concern is with the, let's say, 911 dispatcher who works for that FD (making the analogy to the military, arguendo).

One day she comes in to work and gets a letter saying she's now a ladder-climbing victim-carrying front-line firefighter, pick up your bunker pants at noon. Because, women now approved for hazard pay. She says, "I signed on to operate a radio, and never said I could leap tall buildings."

Tough shit you're fired?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:33 AM (xq1UY)

122 But, so it begins.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:30 AM (7v/r5)

NY Daily News started blaming the JOOOOO yesterday. Disgusting.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 07:34 AM (JBPyl)

123 Buried deep in the Chicago Tribune website: 5 shot and lots of other mayhem. So I guess everything is looking up for the Chicago area.

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2015 07:34 AM (T3Tpd)

124 Will womyn in combat get a mobile Safe Space?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 07:32 AM (oVJmc)

Naw the real issue is what company will get the contract for all the IED protected and armored self propelled porta potties that the 11,12,and 13's will need.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 07:35 AM (WVsWD)

125 It's obvious the so-called "terrorists" were triggered into this horrific circumstance by having Americans constantly pushing Jews and Christians in their faces. We need to be more welcoming--women should cover themselves, and the only public religious displays should be Islamic celebrations. Jews, if they must go outside, should take care to hide all traces of their Jewry.

Posted by: The Leftist Solution to Violence at December 04, 2015 07:35 AM (/ciMI)

126 Ace (not of Spades) reporter Brian Ross calls the attack in San Berdoo "kind of a hybrid workplace jihad."



Farook was a white hispanic.
Hey, if we're gonna make shit up........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 07:35 AM (LwB8i)

127 Of course the new york slimes has the story. ..

A friend of Mr. Thalasinos', Kuuleme Stephens, 41, said that during a phone call with Mr. Thalasinos while he was at work two weeks ago, she overheard him arguing about Israel with Mr. Farook.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:36 AM (7v/r5)

128 Tough shit you're fired?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:33 AM (xq1UY)


I still ask, is this even a question?

No way in the world will a woman get fired because she is unable to perform a combat arms role.

The role will get "renormed" or some shit.

We will start using 20 mm mortars or something so the baseplate won't be so heavy.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:37 AM (2Ocf1)

129 WTF?

Just heard on the radio that the Air Force is scouring depots for ordnance. Are we seriously that fucking weak? Fuck you Barack. Fuck you.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (JBPyl)

130 Ms. Thalasinos said that she and her husband were Messianic Jews, a faith that incorporates elements of Judaism and Christianity, and that her husband wore traditional Jewish tzitzit over his pants. He enjoyed talking about politics, his wife said, and he was not shy about expressing his views.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (7v/r5)

131 A friend of Mr. Thalasinos', Kuuleme Stephens, 41,
said that during a phone call with Mr. Thalasinos while he was at work
two weeks ago, she overheard him arguing about Israel with Mr. Farook.

Posted by: free range jihadist

---

Mr. Thalasinos: No, I don't think Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth.

Mr. Farook: I KEEL YOU!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (/ciMI)

132 your arms are going to be tired

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (0O7c5)

133 We will start using 20 mm mortars or something so the baseplate won't be so heavy.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 07:37 AM (2Ocf1)

That would be the M6549 Small Bore Spud Launcher.
(Un pealed)

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 07:39 AM (WVsWD)

134 Just heard on the radio that the Air Force is
scouring depots for ordnance. Are we seriously that fucking weak? Fuck
you Barack. Fuck you.

Posted by: RWC

*laces fingers behind head, puts feet on the Resolute desk*
All part of the plan, America.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 04, 2015 07:40 AM (/ciMI)

135 The further adventures of Farouk at 1:45.
Can't hear that name without hearing this song, and yes, it's the New Riders.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:41 AM (xq1UY)

136 >>>>Farook was a white hispanic.

Hey, if we're gonna make shit up........
.
.
.
I was seriously expecting some variation of that is the last two days when his name first came up and I am sort of taken aback that the MSM didn't go that route.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2015 07:41 AM (iONHu)

137 Ms. Thalasinos said that she and her husband were Messianic Jews, a faith that incorporates elements of Judaism and Christianity, and that her husband wore traditional Jewish tzitzit over his pants. He enjoyed talking about politics, his wife said, and he was not shy about expressing his views.

A Christian Jew! A two-fer!

I had better be careful - there is a Messianic synagogue just up the road from me. They will be stirring up violence and I don't want to get caught in the crossfire when some righteously indignant muzzies decide to shoot the place up in peaceful fashion.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2015 07:42 AM (bZ7mE)

138 Well, we've moved into Blame The Jew phase, to the great relief of the Left.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 07:42 AM (oVJmc)

139 Remember how lefties put their faith in smart government and believe more bureaucracy solves everything? And yet, when they elect their desired smart government officials things just get worse?

"Reality-based."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:43 AM (/ciMI)

140 Farook was a white hispanic.


Hey, if we're gonna make shit up........

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We approve this message.

Posted by: CAIR at December 04, 2015 07:43 AM (/ciMI)

141 Farook was a white hispanic.


*****


Farookie Roocardo-


"Lucy, you got some 'splodin' to do!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:44 AM (NeFrd)

142 Only 10 senators voted yea on Rand Paul's bill to halt immigration from Middle Eastern countries.

Only. 10 (including Cruz). I don't support Luap the Lesser, but the 89 including the GOP are traitors.

And Rubio either voted no or was not present.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:31 AM (uRmWf)

Do you have a link to who voted how?

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:44 AM (LTDSy)

143 When the muslim-in-chief and his sycophants get through they'll twist the Jewish angle until it becomes justifiable homicide in the eyes of the 52%.

And the New York Times will be at the head of the march.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:45 AM (7v/r5)

144 OK bros I'm gon try and change a subject. "Combat Open to Women."





There isn't one piece of this country that Barry and his crew haven't tried to destroy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 07:45 AM (45oDG)

145 @129 ISTR this has happened before. The 750# bomb was obsolete, and they were surplussed. Then we needed them a lot, and a surplus vendor got rich selling them back. Except now of course there is no surplus.

The big ordnance depots were closed by JFK. Just a reminder.

Do not ask about the state of the nuclear arsenal, and you'll sleep better.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 07:45 AM (xq1UY)

146 Farook was not a true Moslem, as Islam is the religion of peace.

Posted by: CAIR at December 04, 2015 07:45 AM (/ciMI)

147 Well I went back to Pale Moon and blocked all script related crap and everything appears to be working better.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 07:46 AM (t2KH5)

148 There isn't one piece of this country that Barry and his crew haven't tried to destroy.


Posted by: TheQuietMan

Shut up, asshole! I have ordered round-the-clock vigilance on all top-tier golf courses.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 04, 2015 07:46 AM (/ciMI)

149 Ace (not of Spades) reporter Brian Ross calls the attack in San Berdoo "kind of a hybrid workplace jihad."







Farook was a white hispanic.

Hey, if we're gonna make shit up........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 07:35 AM (LwB8i)


They're white jihadists of an unknown religion

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 07:47 AM (45oDG)

150 Do not ask about the state of the nuclear arsenal, and you'll sleep better.


Posted by: Stringer Davis

Hey, um...what's the state of the nuclear arsenal?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:47 AM (/ciMI)

151 But impeachment remains off the table, amirite?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 07:32 AM (dbC6X)


That is or should have been a real battle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:48 AM (uRmWf)

152 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2015 07:48 AM (ZQfW9)

153 Ms. Thalasinos said that she and her husband were Messianic Jews, a faith that incorporates elements of Judaism and Christianity,

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (7v/r5)


No. No incorporation of anything, there. It's just plain Christian. Nothing Jewish about it except that it was started by Jews who wanted to be Christian but still call themselves Jews. The old name was "Jews for Jesus", but it's just Christianity.

And so-called "messianic jews" are fucking annoying as shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 07:48 AM (zc3Db)

154 I'd like to point out that CAIR, the Council on AmericanIslamic Relations is, by virtue of its very name, denoting an adversarial position between the two entities (America and Islam). Why else would you need to establish relations?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:49 AM (NeFrd)

155 142 Do you have a link to who voted how?
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:44 AM (LTDSy)


No, but he was not among the ten. So it's either no or absent or abstain.

I heard it on Levin who read the roll call.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:49 AM (uRmWf)

156 I'd like to point out that CAIR, the Council on AmericanIslamic Relations
is, by virtue of its very name, denoting an adversarial position
between the two entities (America and Islam). Why else would you need
to establish relations?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

I'd like to eshtablish relationsh with your wife!

Posted by: Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery at December 04, 2015 07:50 AM (/ciMI)

157 Jebbie the Hutt is still out there trying to revive his sunken campaign. Give it up turd, nobody wants another Bush.

Except for Begonia, who is probably a sock.

Posted by: V the K at December 04, 2015 07:50 AM (O7MnT)

158 I'd like to point out that CAIR, the Council on AmericanIslamic Relations is, by virtue of its very name, denoting an adversarial position between the two entities (America and Islam).

Why else would you need to establish relations?




Sexual relations. They want to fvck us.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 07:50 AM (LwB8i)

159 153 The old name was "Jews for Jesus", but it's just Christianity.

And so-called "messianic jews" are fucking annoying as shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 07:48 AM (zc3Db)


I half-kiddingly told a friend of mine who is a Jew for Jesus to give back his bar mitzvah money.

They are VERY annoying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:51 AM (uRmWf)

160 For anyone who has not already found the NYT article, the messianic Jew was one of the murder victims.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:51 AM (7v/r5)

161 the dailymail has an article stating the murdering muslim's brother was a decorated navy vet .....his ribbons are all the thank you for showing up kind

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 07:51 AM (0O7c5)

162 And so-called "messianic jews" are fucking annoying as shit.


****

Oh, well, that brings a certain rationale to the decision of "Farooq This Guy In Particular™" to kill the man.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:52 AM (NeFrd)

163 the dailymail has an article stating the murdering
muslim's brother was a decorated navy vet .....his ribbons are all the
thank you for showing up kind


Posted by: phoenixgirl

Hmm. We probably should have given him some trophies, too--avoided this whole thing.

Posted by: Obama's Military at December 04, 2015 07:52 AM (/ciMI)

164 Senators Demand Obama Release Immigration History of San Bernardino Attackers
Sens. Ted Cruz (R., Texas) and Jeff Sessions (R., Ala.) claimed the
Obama administration has failed to comply with a request for immigration
records of 72 recent terrorists found to be in the United States.




Barry follow the law? How racist of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 07:52 AM (45oDG)

165 the dailymail has an article stating the murdering muslim's brother was a decorated navy vet ...



Muslim semen?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 07:53 AM (LwB8i)

166 160 For anyone who has not already found the NYT article, the messianic Jew was one of the murder victims.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:51 AM (7v/r5)


Whatever one thinks, the guy had on a "tallis" (prayer shawl) and identified himself as a Yid, so he unwittingly singled himself out to Farook, pigpiss be upon him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:53 AM (uRmWf)

167 My personal opinion is that the Women in Combat announcement is just something the Obama administration is doing to try to push the Jihad in Berdoo story off the air and out of conversations.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 04, 2015 07:53 AM (QHgTq)

168 We kill, because we CAIR.

Posted by: Muslims at December 04, 2015 07:54 AM (/ciMI)

169 "Hey, um...what's the state of the nuclear arsenal?"

The launch codes were changed from "00000"

to "11111" Just so matched the combination on Gen'ral Halfwit's luggage. Unfortunately, due to increased cobwebbage, actually launching the few remaining Missiles is now dependent on the timetable of "Joe's Chimney and nuke Silo Sweepers"

They are booked solid till next Spring.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 07:54 AM (WVsWD)

170 168 We kill, because we CAIR.
Posted by: Muslims at December 04, 2015 07:54 AM (/ciMI)


Thread winner.

Bumper sticker/t-shirt material, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:55 AM (uRmWf)

171 Messianic Jews did invent the kosher jello salad, so there's that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

172 They are booked solid till next Spring.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois

*wipes brow*
Phew! Thank you. That's very good to know. I was worried, you know?

Posted by: Putin at December 04, 2015 07:56 AM (/ciMI)

173 Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen, speaking the day before a key
employment report, said on Thursday the U.S. economy needs to add fewer
than 100,000 jobs a month to cover new entrants to the workforce,
setting an implicit floor for the jobs growth policymakers want to see.





Yeah, that ought to get the 90 million plus who are out of the workforce back into it again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 07:56 AM (45oDG)

174 I'd like to eshtablish relationsh with your wife!

Posted by: Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery at December 04, 2015 07:50 AM (/ciMI)

****

I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were making a Sean Connery joke, but you ought to be more careful referencing people's wives, especially mine. You don't have to be a dick.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 07:57 AM (NeFrd)

175
Just saw that one of the victims was the cousin of NY Giants safety Nat Berhe.

RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:57 AM (uRmWf)

176 "And so-called "messianic jews" are fucking annoying as shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 07:48 AM (zc3Db)"

Yeah. I really hate it when they shoot up office Christmas parties.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 04, 2015 07:57 AM (QHgTq)

177 Thread winner.



Bumper sticker/t-shirt material, that is.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And you'll all be receiving your very own t-shirt with this bold statement in #TwoWeeks. Your accounts have been debited accordingly.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:58 AM (/ciMI)

178 171 Messianic Jews did invent the kosher jello salad, so there's that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 07:56 AM (oVJmc)


A version of a dish known as a "tsimmis?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:58 AM (uRmWf)

179 Whenever I heard that passive voice "became radicalized" meme, I kept getting an itch, like I've heard that stupid language before.

Then it came to me: body thetans. All your troubles and insecurities aren't because of you, they're because of these spirits floating around that just happened to you, through no fault of your own.

It just seems to suggest a personality type to me. Or it may just be early and I haven't had enough coffee yet.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 07:58 AM (XiVKO)

180 177 And you'll all be receiving your very own t-shirt with this bold statement in #TwoWeeks. Your accounts have been debited accordingly.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:58 AM (/ciMI)


If not, then Paul Anka will be contacted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:59 AM (uRmWf)

181 For anyone who has not already found the NYT article, the messianic Jew was one of the murder victims.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:51 AM (7v/r5)


That has no bearing on the fact that people who call themselves "messianic jews" are not Jews, but Christians. There are another bunch who call themselves "Black Hebrews" but they aren't Jews, either. They could become Jews if they wanted but they prefer not to convert and to lay claim that they are Jewish by birth, which is ridiculous. You can find them in Chicago and by Dimona in Israel or selling incense in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:00 AM (zc3Db)

182 "Hey, um...what's the state of the nuclear arsenal?"

The launch codes were changed from "00000"

to "11111" Just so matched the combination on Gen'ral Halfwit's luggage. Unfortunately, due to increased cobwebbage, actually launching the few remaining Missiles is now dependent on the timetable of "Joe's Chimney and nuke Silo Sweepers"

They are booked solid till next Spring.


Where's THE wrench?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:01 AM (659DL)

183 179 Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 07:58 AM (XiVKO)

How does one become "radicalized" in a so-called "religion" that is constantly screaming from every pulpit to conquer or kill everyone in sight?

He wasn't so much radicalized as he became an active participant in the tenets of his faith.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:02 AM (uRmWf)

184 173
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen, speaking the day before a key

employment report, said on Thursday the U.S. economy needs to add fewer

than 100,000 jobs a month to cover new entrants to the workforce,

setting an implicit floor for the jobs growth policymakers want to see.





Yeah, that ought to get the 90 million plus who are out of the workforce back into it again


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 07:56 AM (45oDG)

It is a BS lie like everything else this corrupt admin puts out. Economists in the past have said the number is between 200K and 300K.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 08:02 AM (t2KH5)

185 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the
college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in
disguise.

--

So, it's definitely not okay to appropriate another's precious, sensitive culture...but it's fine and dandy to appropriate Christmas to include every non-Christian religion and/or belief, up to and including not even calling it Christmas. Do I have that about right?

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (pVkEV)

186 Just wondering when we can expect women to have to register for Selective Service....

Still waiting, Ash....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (659DL)

187 That has no bearing on the fact that people who call themselves "messianic jews" are not Jews, but Christians.

But they identify as Jews, so who are we to argue?

Posted by: Professor of Some Studies Program at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (/ciMI)

188 Typical theater. They could defund both by attaching it to bill Obama wouldn't veto, but this is just for show.
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 07:11 AM (LTDSy)

------------------------

This is theater I can live with as it at least forces a veto from Obama.

Hell, I'd have him vetoing something every week, label him, and all Democrats, obstructionist.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (LXJ1e)

189 Scouring depots for ordnance.

So when they went to attack the ISIS oil trucks, they only got 1/3 of the targets because they ran out of ammo.

This wasn't a target of opportunity strike where some patrol ran up on a big formation and got what they could, it was a planned raid with all the intel and everything.

And they ran out of ammo.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2015 08:04 AM (2Ocf1)

190 A real opposition party would have done this over and over again. The GOP-e, not so much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 07:20 AM (uRmWf)

That's the problem. Had they done this immediately after winning the Senate and House, let Obama veto it, and then started playing hardball in the budget process, I would buy it. Now it's just pathetic posturing.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 08:04 AM (LTDSy)

191 I agree with you J.J., that's why I think it's so stupid.

The language suggests they don't believe you're an active participant in your beliefs. Which, for most of the left, is probably true.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:04 AM (XiVKO)

192 Now it's just pathetic posturing.

Posted by: WOPR

*sniffs disdainfully*
That's the only posturing we do.

Posted by: GOP at December 04, 2015 08:05 AM (/ciMI)

193 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise.

University Presidents as a group should rounded up and shot into the sun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:06 AM (659DL)

194 jerry's daughter's near miss.....didn't change his opinion......what a douche

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 08:06 AM (0O7c5)

195
So, it's definitely not okay to appropriate another's precious, sensitive culture...but it's fine and dandy to appropriate Christmas to include every non-Christian religion and/or belief, up to and including not even calling it Christmas. Do I have that about right?
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (pVkEV)

-----------------------------

You've got it right. It's all a one way street. We must be respectful of other cultures. Our culture, on the other hand, is treated like a piece of s*** on the bottom of your shoe.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 04, 2015 08:06 AM (LXJ1e)

196 Judge Pirro bitch slapping Geraldo.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 04, 2015 08:07 AM (afaIk)

197 Any word on whether or not the FBI is taking its investigation into the mosque this muzzie pukeface attended every, single day? Odds are he was being filled with dreams of jihadi grandeur there.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)

198 191 The language suggests they don't believe you're an active participant in your beliefs. Which, for most of the left, is probably true.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:04 AM (XiVKO)

I heard that there was a Pew Poll (not exactly a conservative outfit) of American Muzzies who by about 60% said violence/jihad/etc. was acceptable to "defend" Islam.

While not all Muzzies are terrorists, a solid portion of the 1.3 billion of them feel that way to one degree or another, and will cheer it on even if they are not slitting throats themselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:09 AM (uRmWf)

199 So it's okay to make fun of gun-humping 'Murica folks, but nobody else. Got it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:09 AM (XiVKO)

200 So it's okay to make fun of gun-humping 'Murica folks, but nobody else. Got it.


Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:09 AM (XiVKO)
gun humpers bible thumpers......NO ONE ELSE

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (0O7c5)

201 While not all Muzzies are terrorists, a solid
portion of the 1.3 billion of them feel that way to one degree or
another, and will cheer it on even if they are not slitting throats
themselves.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"You've got to slit a few throats to make a blood omelet."

Posted by: Muslim Chef at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (/ciMI)

202
'It doesn't seem plausible to us': Family of US Muslim who killed 14 says they don't believe official account of the massacre and even suggest the Sandy Hook slaying didn't take place

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)

203 197
Any word on whether or not the FBI is taking its investigation into the
mosque this muzzie pukeface attended every, single day? Odds are he was
being filled with dreams of jihadi grandeur there.


Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)

The only thing reported is that link I have above. They are going over his phone records to see if he was part of a wider cell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (t2KH5)

204 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:03 AM (pVkEV)


Then the douchebag surely shouldn't be using the word "holiday" to describe it. One would have thought that one of the first words the leftists would go after would be "holiday".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (zc3Db)

205 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the

college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in

disguise.


Good for him. Christmas parties are microaggressive triggers and are racist and unsafe.

Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at December 04, 2015 08:11 AM (Dwehj)

206 University Presidents as a group should rounded up and shot into the sun.

I'd make an exception for the one I know of that, at around age 70, went hiking on the Appalachian Trail and drove off an aggressive bear by smacking in on the nose with a walking stick. The story got around and he had a bunch of people hanging around in hopes that if the nuisance bear showed up again he would defend them.

I think he had already retired from college presidenting at the time, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2015 08:11 AM (bZ7mE)

207 201 Posted by: Muslim Chef at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (/ciMI)


Time to make the matzohs . . .

/S !!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:11 AM (uRmWf)

208 203
197

Any word on whether or not the FBI is taking its investigation into the

mosque this muzzie pukeface attended every, single day? Odds are he was

being filled with dreams of jihadi grandeur there.




Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)

The only thing reported is that link I have above. They are going over his phone records to see if he was part of a wider cell.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (t2KH5)
in fairness....he quit going 2 weeks ago...so it's not islam!!!!!//////// (sarcasm)

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 08:12 AM (0O7c5)

209 Drudge link to WaPo.

"Muslims feel intense backlash..."

'Feel.'

Actual backlash? 0.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

210 202
'It doesn't seem plausible to us': Family of US Muslim who killed 14 says they don't believe official account of the massacre and even suggest the Sandy Hook slaying didn't take place
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)


Recall Mohammed Atta's (pig-piss be upon him) claiming 9/11 never happened and that it was an evil Joo plot.

Which is what can be heard at most college campuses and at the Occupy camps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:13 AM (uRmWf)

211 So it's okay to make fun of gun-humping 'Murica folks, but nobody else. Got it.


Posted by: Chupacabra

There's a whole host of people that can safely be made fun of. By and large, they are people who work hard and don't have the time or the desire to raise a bitchfest (bitchstorm?) every time their feelings get hurt.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 08:13 AM (/ciMI)

212 "Muslims feel intense backlash..."

you spelled "goats" wrong

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 08:13 AM (0O7c5)

213 209 Drudge link to WaPo.

"Muslims feel intense backlash..."

'Feel.'

Actual backlash? 0.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)



If only. If only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:14 AM (uRmWf)

214 Where's THE wrench?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:01 AM (659DL)

Spent the money on fancy new gewgaws and doodads for uniforms. Hey! Gotta keep up with iRanians! here.

Posted by: Gen'ral Guady MacFruitsalad at December 04, 2015 08:14 AM (WVsWD)

215 @ 210 Atta's family.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:14 AM (uRmWf)

216 They are going over his phone records to see if he was part of a wider cell.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Yes, of course he was. It's called the Cell of Islam.

They're pretty widespread at this point.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 08:14 AM (/ciMI)

217 The only Bush I want belongs to Desiree Cousteau, circa 1978. Posted by: J.J. Sefton

---

I LOOOVES ME SOME BUSH TUSH!!!

Posted by: Beargonia at December 04, 2015 08:15 AM (V/11D)

218 197 Any word on whether or not the FBI is taking its investigation into the mosque this muzzie pukeface attended every, single day? Odds are he was being filled with dreams of jihadi grandeur there.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)

*shakes magic 8 ball


'All signs point to hell no'

Besides, it was workplace violence so what does a mosque have to do with it?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:15 AM (fWAjv)

219
Babs is going to make a movie about Katherine the Great. Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great? And you know it will run over budget and flop at the boxoffice. t

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)

220 Actual backlash? 0.

--

And right on cue come the sob stories of poor, frightened muslims. Just tryin' to live their lives peacefully n'all. Coming soon: Mr. and Mrs. Mohammed and their sons, Mohammed and Mohammed wake to find a burning cross in their front yard.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (pVkEV)

221
Recall Mohammed Atta's (pig-piss be upon him) claiming 9/11 never happened and that it was an evil Joo plot.

*****

Quite a trick, since he flew one of the planes into the WTC.

(or was there another Mohammed Atta?)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (NeFrd)

222 Good morning

Have a meeting about human trafficking in a few minutes.
#bringbackourgirls

heh

Posted by: Bigby's Right Cross at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (3ZtZW)

223 "196 Judge Pirro bitch slapping Geraldo."

This is almost enough to make me watch Fox again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (u5gzz)

224 Saw your amendment at 215 JJ.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 08:17 AM (NeFrd)

225 97 Any word on whether or not the FBI is taking its investigation into the mosque this muzzie pukeface attended every, single day? Odds are he was being filled with dreams of jihadi grandeur there.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)


We haven't even gone into Jeremiah Wright's House of Holy Rollers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:18 AM (uRmWf)

226
You know,,, I tried to join the army/navy/air force/marines/coast guard or something.... I don't remember which,,, I was confused....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 08:18 AM (HSmrB)

227
Face-to-Face
In Virtual Space
Raise a toast to
Proprietor Ace

Singing
WE ARE WE ARE MORONS! [ba-thump-thump]
WE ARE WE ARE MORONS! [ba-thump-thump]...


Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - tunefully at December 04, 2015 08:18 AM (f4vam)

228 One would have thought that one of the first words the leftists would go after would be "holiday".

---

Holiday Celebrate

Holiday Celebrate



If we took a holiday

Took some time to celebrate

Just one day out of life

It would be, it would be so nice

Posted by: Madonna at December 04, 2015 08:19 AM (/ciMI)

229 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)


Swiss horse-fuckers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:19 AM (zc3Db)

230 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)

Swiss horse-fuckers.



Mendozaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 08:20 AM (LwB8i)

231
So there's an article at Breitbart about how not only did Farook attend the mosque regularly but he memorized the entire Koran.

So, if it's a religion of peace, how does that square with his actions???

/SARC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:21 AM (uRmWf)

232
Buenos dias, amigos. Flying back to the U.S. today, so there's that.

Posted by: Andy

Has anyone talked about Andy's insensitive appropriation of my language and culture?

Posted by: Jorge at December 04, 2015 08:21 AM (/ciMI)

233 If you haven't tumbled to the fact that a substantial portion of this country including almost the entire Obama administration would rather tell lies about Christians and politically conservative people than tell the truth about Islamic jihadists, you just aren't paying attention. In their twisted worldview, we are the enemy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 08:21 AM (NeFrd)

234
"Oh Wilbur, can't I have some shriveled Russian royal pussy too?!"

- -Mr. Ed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 08:22 AM (uRmWf)

235 A Eugene Volokh article on the Jury Nullification Felony Charge referenced last night.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsog4qg

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 08:22 AM (q2o38)

236 Don't worry about the chains...you'll get used to them.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 04, 2015 08:22 AM (u5gzz)

237 Isn't Catherine the Great one of the shibboleth's of the feminist left?

We're doomed to the release of a new movie about her every 10 years, minimum.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:22 AM (XiVKO)

238 Muslims have the same appeal to liberals as bears do. They are hairy, dangerous, savage, stupid, and don't use toilet paper. And they rape Modern Men like Leo DiCaprio.

Posted by: Beargonia at December 04, 2015 08:23 AM (V/11D)

239 In their twisted worldview, we are the enemy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

It's not twisted--you voted against me, no? Thus, you are the enemy. The Middle East funded my campaign--thus, they are my friend.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 04, 2015 08:23 AM (/ciMI)

240 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?


Na-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 04, 2015 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

241 It occurs to me that if American Muslims actually experienced significant backlash, as in mosque mysteriously catching fire on Thursday nights every time there was another massacre, they might be a bit more motivated to ride herd on those among them that seem inclined to commit massacres.

Minor slights and increasing nervousness of kaffir coworkers might inspire resentment and hostility, possibly even creating or increasing a sense of alienation form the rest of American society and making the problem worse, but not actual fear of what might happen if another jihad attack occurs and thus no motivation to prevent them.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2015 08:24 AM (bZ7mE)

242 As far as the "backlash" goes, these satan worshiping heathens better hope it never does start in this country.

If there's one thing the unpeople in flyover country are good at it's kicking ass when they get pissed off enough.

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 04, 2015 08:24 AM (UwwvW)

243 "Muslims feel intense backlash..."

The Standard Narrative when American Mohammegans commit acts of terror: "How did America fail? How did we let these people down?"

cf. Syed Farook, the Tsaernev Bros.

Posted by: V the K at December 04, 2015 08:24 AM (O7MnT)

244 So... I guess the guy that memorizes the Koran doesn't know as much about Islam as a stupid and lazy news anchor.

Much like gun owners don't know as much about guns as them.

I swear we live in stupid fvcking times.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:24 AM (XiVKO)

245

Probably best I didn't get in.... Can you imagine me with helmet hair? *shudder*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 08:25 AM (HSmrB)

246 So the NYT's putting out the 'blame the Jews' meme and WaPo is into the 'Blame Evil Americans For Their Bigotry' angle.

The Left has moved on into their wheelhouse.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 04, 2015 08:25 AM (oVJmc)

247 Sherry,
My condolences. Prayers for the repose of Lee's soul, and strength and comfort for you all.

The tribute to your parents?-wonderful.

Posted by: Sal at December 04, 2015 08:25 AM (MRX6w)

248 Big orange-red ball of fire just crept over the horizon, sending its searing light across ninety-three million miles of space, through our atmosphere, under the big arbor vitae by the shed, through the glass of the front door, and straight into my eyeballs.

A sign of December. A little over three weeks until it reaches its Southernmost and turns around.

Posted by: mindful webworker - my eyes! at December 04, 2015 08:25 AM (f4vam)

249 Okay, it looks like it's going to be one of those days. Later, all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd)

250 (Ben Carson)

The soft-spoken conservative mispronounced the name of terrorist organization Hamas several times in a speech to Jewish Republicans. Instead he called the group 'hummus' - the name of a popular Middle Eastern chickpea dish (also available and delicious at your local Texas grocery store).
------

But the Corpse-Man using Breathalyzers in 57 States speaking Austrian remains unspoken of.

Fuck the MSM to hell and back and back again.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:26 AM (fWAjv)

251 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?

Hepburn, Mulgrew, or Deneuve?

Posted by: V the K at December 04, 2015 08:27 AM (O7MnT)

252 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?

-----

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: John Kerry at December 04, 2015 08:27 AM (/ciMI)

253 Big orange-red ball of fire just crept over the horizon, sending its searing light across ninety-three million miles of space, through our atmosphere, under the big arbor vitae by the shed, through the glass of the front door, and straight into my eyeballs.

You must have missed when Ace converted to flat-earther status a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:27 AM (659DL)

254 Any links to photos of Rubio's zipper problem and love child?

I knew there was something shady about that character.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2015 08:27 AM (UzPAd)

255 Any links to photos of Rubio's zipper problem and love child?

One more time: If this is anything like the luxury speedboat, we're talking about a blow-up doll.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:29 AM (659DL)

256 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?


Na-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y.
Posted by: Mr. Ed


Rhymes with hay. Ok!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 08:29 AM (LwB8i)

257 So, I have a story about some things going on in my neck of the woods.

Recently (something like 3 weeks ago, maybe) a security guard (think rent-a-cop) was beaten pretty badly (hospital stay, and I'm not sure if he's out yet). I think the guard was older, but I can't remember.

Anyhow, the police finally catch the kid who beat the living crap out of this guard, and he's 13 years old. He said he did it because the guard yelled at him for pissing on strip mall and he didn't like being yelled at.

My neighborhood uses this site called "Nextdoor" which is kind of like a facebook, but for your neighborhood. It's good because we actually get crime reports, people let each other know what's going on in the area. Anyways, the police report of the arrest of this kid comes in, and *immediately* this liberal douchebag goes all "yeah, what the kid did was bad, but the guard shouldn't have yelled at him".
WTF?
So I immediately (and without really thinking about it) replied with the question of what *else* was the guard supposed to do, buy the kid a cookie?

Which set off an entire shitstorm. The first liberal guy that responded (whom I've met, though I doubt he remembers me) goes "I don't trust white adults to react appropriately". Keep in mind this dude is something like 70 years old and white.

Well, I couldn't have that bullshit going on here, so I decided to play the progs game and used that quote and flat out called him racist. Hell, I'm thinking of printing up actual, physical fliers with his words on them and posting the shit out of his neighbors' houses with 'em.

Then, last night some crazy cat lady was thanking the liberal guy, so I went after her too. She was *literally* spouting off leftist bullshit you'll see on huffpo or salon, like "why are these white guys that shoot up places taken in alive?" and other crap.

Anyhow, any advice on how to further ruin these idiots days would be appreciated. I *will* say that I've had a large number of my neighbors thanking me for speaking up. It appears people are afraid to say anything or something.

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:30 AM (sxq57)

258 Sorry for the length of that previous post.

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:30 AM (sxq57)

259 237 Isn't Catherine the Great one of the shibboleth's of the feminist left?

We're doomed to the release of a new movie about her every 10 years, minimum.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:22 AM (XiVKO)

As long as it doesn't come out the same day as 'Ruth' I'm cool with it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:30 AM (fWAjv)

260 One more time: If this is anything like the luxury speedboat, we're talking about a blow-up doll.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Easy fix--Marco just needs to announce the child couldn't possibly be his because he's gay. *jazz hands*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 08:31 AM (/ciMI)

261 The good news, Streisand will direct Catherine The Great. Not act in it.
So there is a chance it will not be a Musical About Catherine The Great.

I can't wait to not see it, but I will read Ace's review if I live that long (NB I have read Ace's reviews before). I want to hear Streisand's insights on the political intrigues of the mid 18th century. But not, actually, see them. Or pay.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 08:31 AM (xq1UY)

262 Rose McGown is one foul-mouthed, nasty c**t. I think her "career" is toast. See also: Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 08:31 AM (5buP8)

263 Streisand is too old to play Catherine. Catherine died at age 67.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 08:31 AM (xq1UY)

264 Who the hell wants to see a biopic about katherine the Great?



Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)


Chiswick! Fresh Horses!

Posted by: Richard IV at December 04, 2015 08:32 AM (q2o38)

265
The good news, Streisand will direct Catherine The Great. Not act in it.


She'll play the horse.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 04, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

266 As far as the "backlash" goes, these satan worshiping heathens better hope it never does start in this country.

If there's one thing the unpeople in flyover country are good at it's kicking ass when they get pissed off enough.



Amen.
You can try to change word definitions all you want. But if a blacklash ever starts, you'll know it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 08:33 AM (LwB8i)

267 Daily News really jumped the damn rails. LaPierre is akin to Syed.


Ummm, ok.


TWANLOC

T.W.A.N.L.O.C.

Yeah, we can surely live together.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:33 AM (fWAjv)

268 Gman consult Vox Day

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at December 04, 2015 08:33 AM (z8lsX)

269 Anyhow, any advice on how to further ruin these
idiots days would be appreciated. I *will* say that I've had a large
number of my neighbors thanking me for speaking up.
Posted by: GMan

Convert to Islam and throw some pipe bombs at them. The left seems to appreciate that.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 08:33 AM (/ciMI)

270 The good news, Streisand will direct Catherine The Great. Not act in it. So there is a chance it will not be a Musical About Catherine The Great.

If gender is a construct, I believe we should demand that Sean Penn take the lead role.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 04, 2015 08:33 AM (659DL)

271 The only reason DiCaprio isn't in jail for statutory rape is because I'm bearly legal, as they say.

Posted by: Beargonia at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (V/11D)

272 262 Rose McGown is one foul-mouthed, nasty c**t. I think her "career" is toast. See also: Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 08:31 AM (5buP

Does she even have a career anymore? I know the name and I am sure I have seen a movie she has been in but for the life of me I can't recall it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv)

273 And immediately, don't hang out here for the moment

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (z8lsX)

274 Making matzos this morning and ran out of blood. Anyone have a good substitute?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (22uju)

275 "This is theater I can live with as it at least forces a veto from Obama.

Hell, I'd have him vetoing something every week, label him, and all Democrats, obstructionist.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 04, 2015 08:03"

Ab-so-lutely.

Veto a bill every week.
Make every lying scumbucket bureaucrat take the 5th 100 times a day, every day for a week.
Eventually even LIV's would notice.

This is what an opposition party would do, so no chance of it ever happening under current conditions.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (+jyzN)

276 Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:30 AM (sxq57)

OUTSTANDING!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 04, 2015 08:35 AM (u5gzz)

277 Rose got in a horrible car accident a few years ago that beat her face up pretty bad. That's really what ended her career. It worked okay for Planet Terror because she was supposed to look beat up and hard, but Hollywood isn't keen on giving regular work to unattractive ingenues.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:36 AM (XiVKO)

278 J.J. Sefton: Only 10 senators voted yea on Rand Paul's bill to halt immigration from Middle Eastern countries....

Is there some website where I can check on the votes of my Reps & Senators all the time? I really want to keep tabs on them, but don't always take the time to track this info down.

Barring that, always appreciate links to vote lists on significant legislation.

Posted by: mindful webworker - democratic republicly at December 04, 2015 08:36 AM (f4vam)

279 Does she even have a career anymore? I know the name and I am sure I have seen a movie she has been in but for the life of me I can't recall it.

I honestly don't know what she's been in, and I don't care. All I know is if she even worked for the caterer on a movie set, I won't pay a nickle to see it. Her Twitter feed is disgusting.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 08:37 AM (5buP8)

280 Yeah, Vox Day is a great resource if you want to harsh a lefty's mellow.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:37 AM (XiVKO)

281 Good morning you buncha fucking reprobates! How the hell have you all been?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:37 AM (gW5Vg)

282 Good morning you buncha fucking reprobates! How the hell have you all been?

Posted by: BCochran1981

Horny!

Posted by: Grizzly Bear at December 04, 2015 08:38 AM (/ciMI)

283 All I know is you don't wear a bell in rape bear country.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 04, 2015 08:39 AM (XiVKO)

284 A BCochran sighting?
Shield my eyes!

Posted by: LadyS at December 04, 2015 08:39 AM (xYNhJ)

285 Tuesday is so far away...

Posted by: Grizzly Bear at December 04, 2015 08:39 AM (/ciMI)

286 Rose got in a horrible car accident a few years ago that beat her face up pretty bad.

mmm, lingering brain injury. Splains a LOT. She and Hillary probably have a lot to mumble about.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 08:40 AM (5buP8)

287 Horny!

Posted by: Grizzly Bear at December 04, 2015 08:38 AM (/ciMI)



https://youtu.be/EgIIRO-VqUY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:40 AM (gW5Vg)

288 284 A BCochran sighting?
Shield my eyes!

Posted by: LadyS at December 04, 2015 08:39 AM (xYNhJ)



*turns around*

*bows*

Good morning, m'lady.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:41 AM (gW5Vg)

289 mmm, lingering brain injury. Splains a LOT. She and Hillary probably have a lot to mumble about.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Depends.

Posted by: First to the Depends! joke? at December 04, 2015 08:41 AM (/ciMI)

290 It appears people are afraid to say anything or something.

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:30 AM (sxq57)


And that's how they win. When people are too afraid to call a spade a spade because they think everyone else is in on the madness. It's how those terrorists managed to not get reported to the proper authorities before the attack. Everyone was too afraid of being called a racist to say anything.

Don't fear them. Challenge them. There is a silent majority of sane people, even if it doesn't seem that way.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)

291 8 The RNCe is having second thoughts about shitting on Trump.


http://fxn.ws/1PD0B6G

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 04, 2015 06:07 AM (t2KH5)
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So basically don't believe anyone that start talking similar to Trump from the date of that memo forward. Thanks for the heads up gop, not to mention the memo should not have even been needed, seems common sense to anyone watching this primary season.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 04, 2015 08:43 AM (MbrzC)

292 Morning to you too, BC! And to all.
I'm off to the hospital; husband getting a CAT for unexplained pain in his side. Let's hope it's a muscle thing. (If the pray-ers aren't overloaded, a prayer would be appreciated.)

Posted by: LadyS at December 04, 2015 08:44 AM (xYNhJ)

293 Remember that scene in Avengers, when Loki is making the crowd kneel and the old man refuses? Be that guy. Don't go along with the bullshit. There are always people like them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 08:45 AM (J+mig)

294 103 Two brothers who attended the same Southern California mosque as a gunman who killed 14 people say he was a devout Muslim who showed up to pray every day before he abruptly stopped three weeks ago.Nizaam Ali and Rahemaan Ali said Thursday that Syed Rizwan Farook had been a constant presence at the mosque for two years and had recently memorized the Quran.

Workplace dispute.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:22 AM (7v/r5)
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*waves hand*
These are not the islamic terrorists you are looking for.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 04, 2015 08:45 AM (MbrzC)

295 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Oh, and crazed Mohammedans trying to murder you.

Posted by: FDR 2015 at December 04, 2015 08:45 AM (/ciMI)

296 I *will* say that I took on that cat lady last night with a similar tactic. Accused her of making excuses for putting the guard in the hospital. When she denied that, I explained that she is *extremely* racist, because she's all for having two standards of behavior, one, stricter standard for whites, and another relaxed standard for blacks, because she apparently feels that blacks can't meet the standard for whites. Lol.

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (sxq57)

297 In honor of King Scrote and the collaborationist GOP, I just renewed my NRA membership.

It felt good to do that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (u5gzz)

298 Only up to comment 80, but I'll get caught up eventually.

Seamus, Milady figured out how to get the book, finally. Technical difficulties overcome. Says she's read three chapters of it already.

Apparently, I've got to put the Kindle app on my tablet to read it. Memory is already pretty full - last time I tried to install a prog, there was no room. Might need to delete something to make room for that. Or just steal her tablet.

Or order a dead trees copy, I suppose.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (f4vam)

299 (If the pray-ers aren't overloaded, a prayer would be appreciated.)

Posted by: LadyS at December 04, 2015 08:44 AM (xYNhJ)



Despite the Journolist a-holes who mindlessly and spitefully bleat the opposite, prayer is powerful. You and your husband have mine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (gW5Vg)

300 I know the name and I am sure I have seen a movie she has been in but for the life of me I can't recall it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv)


Heathers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (zc3Db)

301 Syed Rizwan Farook had been a constant presence at the mosque for two years and had recently memorized the Quran.

--

"Honey, I finished! I memorized the whole thing! Now I can go kill people, hooray!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 08:47 AM (/ciMI)

302 Good morning you buncha fucking reprobates! How the hell have you all been?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:37 AM (gW5Vg)

Wassup! Well, yesterday was a doozy. Got stuck for three hours in DC traffic because somebody at the White House thought it would be a great idea to have the National Christmas Three lighting at 5 pm on a weeknight.

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)

303 Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (sxq57)



Nailed it. The "soft" racism of lowered expectations, and exceptions to standards based on race is even more insulting than the overt kind. It says you are less capable than others because of the circumstances of your birth. If that's not racism, what is?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 08:48 AM (J+mig)

304 I'm no doctor, but if your husband has a pain in his side, a cat could certainly cause it.

Have you tried a saucer of milk to bait the little bastard out ? Or maybe a laser pointer ? The lazy shits simply can not resist a laser pointer.

Posted by: Irony at December 04, 2015 08:48 AM (RKJF2)

305 Wassup! Well, yesterday was a doozy. Got stuck for three hours in DC traffic because somebody at the White House thought it would be a great idea to have the National Christmas Three lighting at 5 pm on a weeknight.

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)


Mornin boss!

Why the fuck would you light a tree at 5pm? Dumbass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:49 AM (gW5Vg)

306 Heathers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (zc3Db)

Know of it but never seen it.

Apparently she was in Scream. I think I know her name from being the chick with a machine gun for a leg.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

307 Heathers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:46 AM (zc3Db)


Oops. My mistake. She wasn't in that. She was in the copycat movie made a little later, Gumball, or jawbreaker or something. it was okay, though you probably didn't see it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:50 AM (zc3Db)

308 When she denied that, I explained that she is *extremely* racist, because she's all for having two standards of behavior, one, stricter standard for whites, and another relaxed standard for blacks, because she apparently feels that blacks can't meet the standard for whites.

The soft bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: V the K at December 04, 2015 08:50 AM (O7MnT)

309 Rose McGowan? She's a witch! Burn her!

Posted by: Monty Python at December 04, 2015 08:50 AM (/ciMI)

310 Wassup! Well, yesterday was a doozy. Got stuck for three hours in DC traffic because somebody at the White House thought it would be a great idea to have the National Christmas Three lighting at 5 pm on a weeknight.

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)

Join the club

*although I got through in an hour and a half. But yeah, kept thinking - why today, why at rush hour?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)

311 21 NY Daily news calls the head of the NRA a terrorist
----------------------------------------------------

the left is desperate: Obama's foreign policy has failed, terrorists are overrunning civilization, we are importing terrorists through out of control borders, and the Daily News reaches for the NRA to blame?!

hahaha.

Posted by: MTF at December 04, 2015 08:52 AM (TxJGV)

312 Well, I would save this for the art thread instead of the mourning thread, but I don't that will be coming so I'll post it now for those that have an interest.

Tempted to run-Being Honest with God.
A Brooklyn Tabernacle Devotional

http://tinyurl.com/jndevfz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 08:52 AM (No/ki)

313 ...somebody at the White House thought it would be a great idea to have the
National Christmas Three lighting at 5 pm on a weeknight.



Posted by: Mainah

Well, I'd only been up for a couple of hours at that point, or I might have done it earlier, and I couldn't do it later, because, well, that TV ain't gonna watch itself!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 04, 2015 08:53 AM (/ciMI)

314 Greetings gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 08:54 AM (LUgeY)

315 Mornin boss!

Why the fuck would you light a tree at 5pm? Dumbass.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:49 AM (gW5Vg)

Seriously. And shut down a major thoroughfare at rush hour in the city with the worst traffic!? Brilliant!

It's a good thing my wife could pick up the kids from daycare or else we would have owed 1 gajillion dollars for being late.

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (659DL)

316 the left is desperate: Obama's foreign policy has failed, terrorists are overrunning civilization, we are importing terrorists through out of control borders



Said terrorists just proved gun control DOESN'T work........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (LwB8i)

317
*although I got through in an hour and a half. But yeah, kept thinking - why today, why at rush hour?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)



Just doing' my part for jihad.


Ululululululululululululul!!!!


Posted by: President Barack Hussein Obama at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (KUa85)

318 "A number of victims left behind young children. Michael Wetzel, 37, had six, according to The San Bernardino County Sun. His church and a local parenting blog each started online fund-raisers for them.



Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (7v/r5)

319 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 08:50 AM (zc3Db)

Yeah, Jawbreaker. Nope, haven't seen it.

I remember how I know the name - Charmed. Never watched it but remember it from commercials.

*with Allysa Milano

Obligatory

http://tinyurl.com/hwhg5dy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

320 >> 12 Jebbie the Hutt is still out there

Yes I am. And I can fix it.
But first, bring me Solo, the Wookie, and Vic-we. Solo to the carbonite! Vic-we to the Bantha, ... No, not death; worse than death! To the Wookie!

Posted by: Jeb! at December 04, 2015 08:56 AM (sOhww)

321 Democrats want to make guns illegal for anyone on the Terrorist Watch List.

Democrats consider the NRA a Terrorist Organization.

Now, it makes sense.

Posted by: V the K at December 04, 2015 08:56 AM (O7MnT)

322 So the Left has transitioned from blaming Christians and gun owners to outright attacking Christians and gun owners. Let me know how that strategy works out.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 04, 2015 08:57 AM (ppaKI)

323 If NYDN really believed the five million or so NRA members were terrorists, they'd STFU about it. Charlie Hebdo. But they don't. Words are cheap things to them, just something to throw around at family dinners. Facebowl, punchbowl.

Ever try, when in forced mixed company and somebody holds forth about how all you Xtian white males are violent, out of control, and by the way compensating, just skinning that smoke-wagon and easing the action? They'll yammer all day about what a Beast you are -- and then you haul it out and they shit themselves.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)

324 "The Facebook page for Robert Adams, 40, another co-worker and victim, shows several photos and videos of him playing with a smiling young girl. 'A little daddy daughter time,' he wrote beneath one picture of the girl laughing in a swing, her ponytails flying in the breeze."

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 08:57 AM (7v/r5)

325 Dem Rep. Hank Johnson: Obama Critics Are Helping The Terrorists Win
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Listen to the man. Undoubtedly the most intelligent in government today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

326 129 WTF?

Just heard on the radio that the Air Force is scouring depots for ordnance. Are we seriously that fucking weak? Fuck you Barack. Fuck you.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 07:38 AM (JBPyl)
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Probably.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 04, 2015 08:58 AM (MbrzC)

327
How the hell have you all been?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:37 AM (gW5Vg)
________________________________________

Horney and confused... Having a bad hair day too...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 08:58 AM (HSmrB)

328 The state of California is proud to announce our new Border Patrol. We will be stationing people at every point of entry into our great state from neighboring states and searching everybody attempting to enter California for illegal guns. Over the coming months, we will build a wall on our border with Oregon, Nevada, and Arizona.

Mexicans are still welcome to enter California search-free, it should go without saying.

Posted by: Gov Jerry Brown at December 04, 2015 08:59 AM (/ciMI)

329 Hey, um...what's the state of the nuclear arsenal?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 04, 2015 07:47 AM (/ciMI)
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We probably don't want to know.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 04, 2015 08:59 AM (MbrzC)

330 Seriously. And shut down a major thoroughfare at rush hour in the city with the worst traffic!? Brilliant!

It's a good thing my wife could pick up the kids from daycare or else we would have owed 1 gajillion dollars for being late.

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 08:55 AM (659DL)



Because "fuck you, peon". That's why.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:59 AM (gW5Vg)

331 Local media is telling me this morning that the motive for the massacre remain 'elusive'. Amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (ppaKI)

332 He recently posted a quote from Albert Einstein to his profile: "The world is a dangerous place not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."



He personally discovered Albert Einstein was only half right. It's both.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (7v/r5)

333 G' morning.

The Red River is flooding, but just a bit, in a couple places. The Weather Service predictions are...well, I wanna know what they are smoking.

The Wallpaper Project continues. The ugly wallpaper came off easy revealing paint and spackle over ugly wallpaper that is totes stuck to the drywall.

Hubby and neighbor put a layer of mud over the mess and now the walls are fairly smooth. Time for primer.

Been reading about "orange peel texture" and other ways of making bumps look purposeful.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (nXeSu)

334 Horney and confused... Having a bad hair day too...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 08:58 AM (HSmrB)



Carpet or curtains?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (gW5Vg)

335
Now, I want to

*hic*

I want to say a few

*hic*

Want to say a few words about terror-

*hic*

*hic*

*hic*

Terro-Roni, the San Bernadino Treat.

It makes a great side dish.

Thank you.

*hic*

*falls over*

*barfs*

*blacks out*

*shits Spanx*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 04, 2015 09:02 AM (KUa85)

336 Bennetta Bet-Badal, 46, grew up in Iran but fled to the United States to escape the persecution of Christians under its Islamic regime when she was 18 years old, according to a fund-raising website set up to provide for her three children after the shooting.She landed in New York but made her way to California, where she studied chemistry at California Polytechnic State University and married a police officer. She had three children ages 10, 12 and 15.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:02 AM (7v/r5)

337 Morning Joe had a good package of pandering at the Republican Jewish somethingorother.

Gilmore (is he running?): I watched Schindler's List last night.

Kasich: When I was little my Mom told me that if I wanted a friend I should get a Jewish friend.

Trump: Everybody here re-negotiates deals, right? Probably more than any room I've been in.

Although, to his credit, Trump then did the double-reverse anti-pander: I'm going to be Israel's best friend, but you won't vote for me because I don't want your money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2015 09:02 AM (1xUj/)

338 link address says it all

https://mises.org/library/will-brazil-impeach-rousseff

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 09:03 AM (q2o38)

339 Fled Iran to escape the muslims and winds up murdered in the US by a muslim.Damn.

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:03 AM (8HTq1)

340 The health department's losses went on. Two of the youngest were Yvette Velasco, 27, who painstakingly examined restaurants for health code violations, and Sierra Clayborn, 27, whose sister, Tamishia Clayborn, mourned her on Facebook: "RIP baby sis I love you more than you ever knew," she wrote. "You were taken too soon."

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:05 AM (7v/r5)

341 Bennetta Bet-Badal, 46, grew up in Iran but fled to the United States to escape the persecution of Christians under its Islamic regime when she was 18 years old


There is no safe place from Islam anymore, thanks to the enlightened leaders of the West.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 04, 2015 09:05 AM (ppaKI)

342 Carpet or curtains?

Posted by: BCochran1981

Both! I'm shedding like that damn cat...Box? Docks? Socks!

Anyway, it's all red and itchy and Huma's nowhere to be found with my ointment. Barb! Come text Elizabeth to call Huma again!

Posted by: Hillary(!) at December 04, 2015 09:05 AM (/ciMI)

343 339 - That workplace violence will follow someone anywhere.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 04, 2015 09:05 AM (MbrzC)

344
Carpet or curtains?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (gW5Vg)
_____________________________

Yes...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2015 09:06 AM (HSmrB)

345 They still don't know why the two muslims shot up San Berdoo, but don't worry, folks -- the Corrupt Media is on the case!

Posted by: Fake but Accurate vs. Real but Ignored at December 04, 2015 09:06 AM (Y8P5w)

346 At least Dear Leader's immigration policy has broadened our vocabulary.

Chikungunya and Chagas


Good times good times.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:06 AM (fWAjv)

347 There is no safe place from Islam anymore, thanks to the enlightened leaders of the West.

Posted by: Citizen Cake

!

A trigger warning would have been nice!

Posted by: Precious College Student at December 04, 2015 09:06 AM (/ciMI)

348 The employment numbers are that "good" only because they're counting the ISIS bomb-makers working hard to deliver Christmas presents to the kaffir. Like little Islamic Elves.

Posted by: The Truffle Shuffle at December 04, 2015 09:07 AM (Jdgwe)

349 As told to me by a customer:

Abe and Moshe are walking down the street when they see a church sign that says "$100 if you come in and convert"
So Abe says "I'm going to check this out"
A half hour later he comes out and says "I'm a Christian now"
Moshe says "OK, but where's the $100?"
Abe says "What is it with you people? It's always about the money!"

Two weeks ago I was invited to his son's wedding in NY and I got my choice of Yarmulkes. I put it on and then put an astonished look on my face and said "Wow, it really IS about the money!" He and his wife cracked up. Later he rode a horse through the reception, so there is that.

Posted by: AE at December 04, 2015 09:07 AM (+ft6G)

350 325
Dem Rep. Hank Johnson: Obama Critics Are Helping The Terrorists Win

----





Listen to the man. Undoubtedly the most intelligent in government today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

This is the same black Democrat from Atlanta who ragged on Bush continuously for being in Iraq. Hypocritical we much?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 09:08 AM (t2KH5)

351 So now that there's no doubt this was an act of terrorism, how fast will this story go away? If this tragedy was perpetrated by a WASP, we'd be watching every funereal, sitting through weeks and weeks of sobbing family/friend/coworker interviews about how much each victim mattered. Which I don't disagree w/. The abscence of followup to this event will be deafening.
The memory hole is gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 09:08 AM (5buP8)

352 You getting ads here to sign a petition that you " have Obama's back" and " stand with " the president?WTF?

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:09 AM (8HTq1)

353 Did the Islamic terrorist and his wife-I don't even want to use their names-target specific individuals or just randomly shoot anyone-because so far I've read about the Messianic Jew and this Christian who fled Iran-obviously two groups that Soldiers of Allah wouldn't like? I did hear that he had argued with the Messianic Jew about whether Islam was violent or not. I guess the Messianic Jew was right, eh? :^(

Michael Ramirez' cartoon for today or yesterday which Vi posted earlier is disturbingly accurate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:10 AM (No/ki)

354 This is the same black Democrat from Atlanta who ragged on Bush continuously for being in Iraq. Hypocritical we much?

I thought he was from Guam. The wet part.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:10 AM (LUgeY)

355 A woman who answered the phone at the home of Isaac Amanios, 60, the oldest victim, said he had a wife and three children. 

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:10 AM (7v/r5)

356 A deputy director of the environmental health department, Damian Meins, 58, was also killed. The Press Enterprise reported that he used to dress up as Santa Claus and take pictures with children at a local school, St. Catherine of Alexandria, where he had also worked as a physical education and after-school teacher. His wife, Trenna, is a principal at a different Catholic school, and they had two grown daughters.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:11 AM (7v/r5)

357 71 68 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 04, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

Sheesh. Okay, and SFW.

http://allstarpics.famousfix.com/pictures/desiree-cousteau
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2015 06:54 AM (uRmWf)

I remember certain parts of her!

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at December 04, 2015 09:11 AM (RD7QR)

358 From the sidebar-


Crash of magazine sales speeds up,

Time Inc. down 13% in just 3 months



TIME followed the Newsweek Plan of Market Success by narrowing their appeal to a select group of the Elect.

If you wanted to read week old Obama fluffing or months late praise of the "latest" Leftard Denial of Reality,

they were certainly your magazine of choice.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2015 09:12 AM (KUa85)

359 354 I thought he was from Guam. The wet part.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:10 AM (LUgeY)

That too. He really is dumber than a post.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 09:13 AM (t2KH5)

360 352 You getting ads here to sign a petition that you " have Obama's back" and " stand with " the president?WTF?

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:09 AM (8HTq1)

ace went full Jharles Cohnson on us. Too much 'Catching the Riddler.'


*kidding of course

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

361 jerry hates the #2A because he wants to report on victims

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:14 AM (0O7c5)

362 One of the only victims who did not work with Mr. Farook was Daniel Kaufman, 42, who ran the coffee shop at Inland Regional where he trained developmentally disabled people. Friends remembered him as a man of boundless enthusiasm and joy.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:14 AM (7v/r5)

363 Read on FR that some 82nd ABN guys are currently engaged and have taken some wounded. Good time for a prayer.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 04, 2015 09:15 AM (EUMr7)

364
If we change our gun laws the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 04, 2015 09:15 AM (RcpcZ)

365 Because "fuck you, peon". That's why.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 08:59 AM (gW5Vg)

Yep, that explanation definitely crossed my mind. Seems plausible!

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 09:16 AM (659DL)

366 Bennetta Bet-Badal, 46, grew up in Iran but fled to the United States to escape the persecution of Christians

Unpossible.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 04, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

367 >>RIP Scott Weiland at 48. No cause of death listed.

I'm thinking drugs...
I'll listen to "Interstate Love Song" today.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2015 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

368 This is very important info about the victims, Free range jihadist. Thx for posting it. Where are you getting the information from?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:16 AM (No/ki)

369 Actual Page 1 headline in today's WSJ print edition:

"California Shooters Leave Clues, But No Clear Motive"


I literally burst our laughing when I saw it.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM (zoehZ)

370 If we change our gun laws the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 04, 2015 09:15 AM (RcpcZ)

Nice!

*stolen

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

371 Media Fail: Trump Surges to 20 Point Lead, Cruz Leaps Into 2nd; Jeb Sinks to 3%

Breitbart. Can't believe it though. Jeb can't possibly be that high.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM (7v/r5)

372 If we change our gun laws the terrorists have won.

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM (LUgeY)

373 >>The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise.

Talk about taking the *wrong* message from the shooting! Will he be banning prayers on campus, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2015 09:18 AM (NOIQH)

374
The person who patents bear blow up sex dolls will make a mint!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:18 AM (iQIUe)

375 369 It's really not funny.But I suppose it is healthier to laugh than rage.

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:18 AM (8HTq1)

376
Breitbart. Can't believe it though. Jeb can't possibly be that high.


Reuters, I think, has Yeb!! something like 10 points higher.

So much for polling.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 04, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

377 I hate to think that is extremely likely that half if not more of the citizenry are believing the workplace violence or no clear motive bullshit.

But hell, ask half of 'em about San Bernadino and....wait, whut.....

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

378 Where are you getting the information from?Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:16 AM

The same New York Times article that from the opening paragraph pushes the 'messianic Jew' theme.

After that they get to the humanity involved.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (7v/r5)

379 I partly joked about this the day of the shootings.The lefts reactions are beyond parody.

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (8HTq1)

380 Actual Page 1 headline in today's WSJ print edition:



"California Shooters Leave Clues, But No Clear Motive"





I literally burst our laughing when I saw it.





Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM (zoehZ)

The opinion page used to be pretty good on the WSJ but that was before they were bought out. The rest of the paper has always been just like all other big city newspapers, liberal to the core.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (t2KH5)

381 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise.


The Proper Response: Fuck you. The party starts at 8:00. BYOB.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (LUgeY)

382 It's too bad the DiCaprio Bear Rape story didn't come out before Halloween. Woulda made a great costume.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

383


no photos of Sugar Tits for Jihad

WTF is her green card, there has to be a photo on that

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (zOTsN)

384 what's up with paul ryan's beard......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

385 Catherine the Great was a good old-fashioned imperial despot so it's no wonder the feminists love her. The Poles, to their immense credit, spit at her very name. I guess they remember history, unlike us.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (RD7QR)

386 Well, you could always e-mail the paper and say, "Your headline made me laugh out loud (in a dark kind of way) it's so ridiculous. The man was a devout Muslim in touch with terrorist groups and yet no motive is discernible to you?!!" I think more and more people need to speak out about this ridiculous stuff because PC is getting us killed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (No/ki)

387
The yearly gun deaths, subtract:

bad guys killed in self defense
suicides
gang killings

Whats left?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (iQIUe)

388 The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the
college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in
disguise.


The story also mentions the campus Office of Diversity and Inclusion.

And we wonder where we've gone off the rails.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

389 Love it.


"Despite spending tens of millions of dollars on ads, Jeb Bush sunk -5 points to just 3% support."

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:22 AM (7v/r5)

390 374
The person who patents bear blow up sex dolls will make a mint!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:18 AM (iQIUe)

$57.99 on Amazon


Teddy Love The Bear that Loves You Back! Teddy Love was created on a cold, snowy, New England evening when his creator wanted something to cuddle and caress. The rest is pillow talk and history. Teddy Loves mission is to create and market unique, discreet, paradigm shifting, novelty adult-toy products. Innovative new products alter the way adult men and women utilize sexual aids now and into the future.


It's paradigm shifting!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

391 Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM (zOTsN)

There was a picture of she and her husband dreaded up for a party. She looked like she was wearing a sparkly sari which I found a bit odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:23 AM (No/ki)

392 Media Fail: Trump Surges to 20 Point Lead, Cruz Leaps Into 2nd; Jeb Sinks to 3%.
Breitbart. Can't believe it though. Jeb can't possibly be that high.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:17 AM


I'd say Trump's numbers must be pretty accurate. Even amateur website Tepid Air, a bastion of Trump-hate, doesn't dispute them.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 09:23 AM (dbC6X)

393 >>Drudge link to WaPo."Muslims feel intense backlash..."

There was a link to an LA Times.

How many freakin' times must we be told after a Muslim terror attack that the most important victims are other Muslims, who feel like they're being unfairly judged by others?

Just once I'd like to hear a Muslim say, "You know, it's not about me today, you should be focusing on the victims and their families."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2015 09:23 AM (NOIQH)

394
384 what's up with paul ryan's beard......

It's duck season.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 04, 2015 09:24 AM (RcpcZ)

395 And only one left in stock so hurry!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:24 AM (fWAjv)

396

they found their damaged cell phones in a garbage can

they will find out their motive soon enough and who else they were working with

FFS she is dead. Release the green card pic of Sugar Tits for Jihad. Or maybe they arent really sure who she is.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)

397 Teddy Loves mission is to create and market unique, discreet, paradigm shifting, novelty adult-toy products. Innovative new products alter the way adult men and women utilize sexual aids now and into the future.


It's paradigm shifting!



Careful. Shift wrong, and you'll drop a tranny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 09:24 AM (LwB8i)

398  what's up with paul ryan's beard......Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM


He went hunting over thanksgiving and grew it then. Came home and wife 'liked it'. So spineless RINO!!!

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:25 AM (7v/r5)

399 lizzy

i heard a cair scrunt talking about how she's devastated by san bernardino but we really shouldn't jump to conclusions about the terrorists because you know there was the whole planned parent shooting recently......smh

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:26 AM (0O7c5)

400 The story also mentions the campus Office of Diversity and Inclusion.

And we wonder where we've gone off the rails.


If there was ever a campus office that needed occupying for a protest, it'd be that one.

Wouldn't that be something?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:26 AM (LUgeY)

401

Muslims feel backlash

really

look at the FBI stats. Crime against muslims is no where even near crimes against Jews

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:26 AM (zOTsN)

402 >>The President of the University of TN has proclaimed to all of the college that any Holiday Parties better not be Christmas parties in disguise.

So instead of Secret Santa, there will be Secret _____.

Please to fill in the blank.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 04, 2015 09:26 AM (nXeSu)

403 He went hunting over thanksgiving and grew it then. Came home and wife 'liked it'. So spineless RINO!!!

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:25 AM (7v/r5)
he looks like he's going full jihadist....glad it's that his wife wants a "man" too bad she's stuck with him

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:26 AM (0O7c5)

404 Said terrorists just proved gun control DOESN'T work........

Unless your aim is to make Americans fearful, helpless, and ultimately dead. In which case it's working swimmingly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (9krrF)

405 Nutless muzzie gunman's brother is a decorated Navy veteran.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

406 Consent? Tap hoof once for yes, twice for ... yes!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (V/11D)

407 what's up with paul ryan's beard......Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:21 AM

Didn't know Ryan could grow a beard.

Sure as hell can't grow a spine.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (dbC6X)

408 Didn't know Ryan could grow a beard.

Sure as hell can't grow a spine.


Posted by: MrScribbler at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (dbC6X)
*snort*i'm tweeting a variation on that!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:27 AM (0O7c5)

409 in 2005 there were

848 crimes committed against Jews for being Jewish


there were 128 crimes against muslims

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:28 AM (zOTsN)

410 Careful. Shift wrong, and you'll drop a tranny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2015 09:24 AM (LwB8i)


Feature. Not a bug.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:28 AM (fWAjv)

411

according to the FBIs stats

number 1 is 60 percent of all religiously motivated crime is against Jews

number 2 is 13 percent of religiously motivated crime is against muslims

how many of those crimes against Jews are committed by muslims? they dont track that

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:31 AM (zOTsN)

412 Has anyone made a "Ted" joke re: bear rape - that foul-mouthed teddy bear (voiced by Seth whatshisname) got two movies.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2015 09:31 AM (NOIQH)

413 The left is utterly delusional.Whether it is " climate change" ,the physical equality of women,Islam is peace.These people are at war with reality.The scary part is that they aren't a fringe,they are a significant percentage of the electorate and they control the entire Federal bureaucracy.

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:31 AM (8HTq1)

414 >>Said terrorists just proved gun control DOESN'T work........


Certainly didn't work for the victims.
Same goes for the stats on safety in "gun free zones".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)

415 those last stats are from 2013

so 60 percent against Jews

13 percent against muslims

no tracking of the religion of the perpetrator

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:33 AM (zOTsN)

416 Re: the sidebar bit on organic burial pods... Reminds me of a story I heard from Larry Hagman. He said that when he died, he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes poured on the ground, and have wheat planted on that very site. Then, when the wheat grew and was harvested, he wanted the flour made into a cake, whereby his family and friends could eat it. Powdered remains cake. Makes your mouth water.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 04, 2015 09:33 AM (pVkEV)

417 411 And how many of the "crimes" against muslims are fraudulent.

Posted by: Steevy at December 04, 2015 09:34 AM (8HTq1)

418

orthodox jewish burial is plain wood box, plain cotton shroud, no embalming fluid

old school burial pod

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

419 It's too bad the DiCaprio Bear Rape story didn't come out before Halloween. Woulda made a great costume.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

The Broken Lizard guys could use the bear f*er costume from Supertroopers!

Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (659DL)

420 "103 Two brothers who attended the same Southern California mosque as a
gunman who killed 14 people say he was a devout Muslim who showed up to
pray every day before he abruptly stopped three weeks ago.Nizaam Ali and
Rahemaan Ali said Thursday that Syed Rizwan Farook had been a constant
presence at the mosque for two years and had recently memorized the
Quran.



Workplace dispute.



Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 07:22 AM (7v/r5)"



That just goes to prove that Islam is The Religion Of Peace because he didn't get all murdery until he stopped attending the mosque. If only he had continued to go to Islamic religious services, those people would still be alive. I think that Farooq first touched a gun and succumbed to the evil magic of those satanic devices three weeks ago and the rest of the sad story was just inevitable.


That sounds like a good meme for the media to push.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (QHgTq)

421 Reminds me of a story I heard from Larry Hagman. He said that when he died, he wanted to be cremated

One more chance to make an ash of himself.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

422 One of the 14 victims of Wednesday's mass shooting at the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, Nicholas Thalasinos, 52, wrote in a Facebook post the day before the attack that he had received threats for days, including one that stated, "You will die and never see Israel."

(This is the 'messianic Jew' btw)

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (7v/r5)

423 That just goes to prove that Islam is The Religion
Of Peace because he didn't get all murdery until he stopped attending
the mosque. If only he had continued to go to Islamic religious
services, those people would still be alive. I think that Farooq first
touched a gun and succumbed to the evil magic of those satanic devices
three weeks ago and the rest of the sad story was just inevitable.


That sounds like a good meme for the media to push.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (QHgTq)
gmta......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (0O7c5)

424 what's up with paul ryan's beard......

It's duck season.
Posted by: Ed Anger


Rabbit season!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at December 04, 2015 09:36 AM (FkBIv)

425 390 374
The person who patents bear blow up sex dolls will make a mint!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:18 AM (iQIUe)

$57.99 on Amazon


Teddy Love The Bear that Loves You Back! Teddy Love was created on a cold, snowy, New England evening when his creator wanted something to cuddle and caress. The rest is pillow talk and history. Teddy Loves mission is to create and market unique, discreet, paradigm shifting, novelty adult-toy products. Innovative new products alter the way adult men and women utilize sexual aids now and into the future.


It's paradigm shifting!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 04, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

==============
It has a vibrating nose and tongue. But does it have holes???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

426 To repeat from yesterday:

There is more imperial evidence that the SB shooting was terror related then there is that Bruce Jenner is a woman.


Yet, here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:37 AM (ptqRm)

427

sounds like Farooked up was sending threats via Facebook

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:39 AM (zOTsN)

428
Just a side note to the Selective Service thing. It's true that Charlie Rangel has been putting in a proposal to switch over to a conscript military on an annual basis, and he's been doing it for decades.

Has nothing to do with military readiness or manpower stats. He's been VERY specific in his public statements on the matter that the only reason he does it is to build up antimilitary/antiwar sentiment among draft-age people. It's strictly a means of building an antimilitary political machine.

Posted by: Every Rock Musician on the Planet at December 04, 2015 09:40 AM (gwpf+)

429 Imperial evidence? I didn't know the Empire had an evidence code - I figured Lord Vader just decided cases based on his mood.

Posted by: PabloD at December 04, 2015 09:40 AM (CpxQ6)

430 Been reading about "orange peel texture" and other ways of making bumps look purposeful.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 04, 2015 09:00 AM (nXeSu)
________

NEVER! Impossible to clean. Remember 'textured' doors on refrigerators that were supposed to stop fingerprints -- they just catch the dirt and are harder to clean.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2015 09:41 AM (MIKMs)

431 It's duck season.
Posted by: Ed Anger

Rabbit season!
_______________________

Wabbit twacks!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 04, 2015 09:42 AM (KCQo0)

432
Oops. Sock off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 09:42 AM (gwpf+)

433 "California Shooters Leave Clues, But No Clear Motive"

I don't know how well circulated this story is, but there is a report of a conversation, mooslum vs. a US citizen, mooslum: "It's really quite simple, you love freedom, we love death."
The motive was: kill infidels. Period.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2015 09:43 AM (5buP8)

434 when the tree dies....it's like your loved one dying all over again......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:43 AM (0O7c5)

435 I hate textured walls.

Morning! I feel like everybody has been very interesting lately and I have no time to appreciate it all or keep up!

Posted by: Lea at December 04, 2015 09:43 AM (lIU4e)

436 "Imperial evidence?"


Empirical

Auto-cucumber...
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:44 AM (ptqRm)

437 "There is more imperial evidence. . . "

_____________________________________

Imperial evidence? Is that better than empirical evidence?

Or is that evidence related to margarine?

Posted by: Darth Vader at December 04, 2015 09:44 AM (KCQo0)

438 Or is that evidence related to margarine?

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:45 AM (LUgeY)

439

Marco Rubio is polling worse with hispanics than Cruz


Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

440 437 "There is more imperial evidence. . . "

_____________________________________

Imperial evidence? Is that better than empirical evidence?

Or is that evidence related to margarine?
Posted by: Darth Vader at December 04, 2015 09:44 AM (KCQo0)

I find your lack of evidence disturbing. [Mechanical breath]

Posted by: Darth Vader, Imperial CSI at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

441 429 Imperial evidence? I didn't know the Empire had an evidence code - I figured Lord Vader just decided cases based on his mood.

Posted by: PabloD at December 04, 2015 09:40 AM (CpxQ6)



*SNORT*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (gW5Vg)

442 naturalfake: ...Crash of magazine sales speeds up, Time Inc. down 13% in just 3 months...

Proud to say that my 95yo Mom is contributing to that. She's subscribed to Time since before I was born, and that was... a while back. Says she's letting her subscription lapse because there's just nothing there, for the money. You go, Mom!

Allllmost caught up to end of thread. Must be time for a new post....

Posted by: mindful webworker - untimely at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (f4vam)

443 "Wabbit twacks!"

________________________

Twain twacks!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (KCQo0)

444 438
Or is that evidence related to margarine?



It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:45 AM (LUgeY)
tastes great! less filling!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (0O7c5)

445 Mama AJ, I had half a houseful of the old silica-sand texturing. Harder'n hell, and, it would tear through upholstery and rasp your knuckles. Successfully converted it by troweling light-mix plaster in the "mission" style, where some of the trowel marks are supposed to remain, and then painting that with semi-gloss. Only works for white and near-white colors, but it covers "a host of evils." And it's washable.

That may be my only household hint for the day.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2015 09:46 AM (xq1UY)

446 Let ye who has never suffered the embarrassment of unintended Auto-cucumber cast the first stone.


I love you all like family.


Fcukers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:47 AM (ptqRm)

447 darth vader is a mouth breather....there, i said it

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:47 AM (0O7c5)

448 >>>There is more imperial evidence that the SB shooting was terror related then there is that Bruce Jenner is a woman.

should be

There is more empirical evidence that the SB shooting was terror related than there is that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman.

So > 100% certainty of terrorism because she is a woman!

Posted by: Transgendered language nazi at December 04, 2015 09:47 AM (V/11D)

449 I love you all like family.

Fcukers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:47 AM (ptqRm)



*Fuckers

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 09:48 AM (gW5Vg)

450 Nymex Crude Slides On Reports Of Higher OPEC Production Ceiling

http://tinyurl.com/hr5lwgf

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 04, 2015 09:48 AM (IG5KL)

451 Mama AJ, have you considered paneling?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 09:49 AM (q2o38)

452 Donald Trump Autographs Woman's Chest at Campaign Rally

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:49 AM (7v/r5)

453 "*Fuckers"

And that goes double for you!

*Fistbump*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:49 AM (ptqRm)

454 darth vader is a mouth breather....there, i said it

*takes two biiiig steps away from phoenixgirl*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2015 09:49 AM (LUgeY)

455 Ms Choi, a pharmacist, also 25, is believed to have mixed the drug ecstasy with another substance, possibly MDMA, in water before collapsing at Sydney Olympic Park last Saturday evening.

http://goo.gl/6NQjt4

==============
Think she wd have known better. RIP, Ms Choi!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 04, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)

456 darth vader is a mouth breather....there, i said it
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
---

Ole Darth always wuz an embarrassment with his lack o manners.

Posted by: Bubba Vader at December 04, 2015 09:50 AM (V/11D)

457 Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:35 AM (7v/r5)

He might have never seen Israel, but Farook isn't going to see Paradise either. No seductive houris for him, I expect.

I don't use Facebook. Can you tell who would be sending threats if they're anonymous?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2015 09:50 AM (No/ki)

458 VIA,

Couldn't let the imperial evidence thing go by. A very tempting target for humor.

Thank god I don't bake saki auto-correct mistakes in pubic like that.

- AP

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2015 09:50 AM (KCQo0)

459

CNN has Trump at 36% and Cruz coming up next at 16

Rubio at 13 and Bush at 3

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:51 AM (zOTsN)

460 Art up.

Posted by: HH at December 04, 2015 09:51 AM (DrCtv)

461 nood art

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2015 09:51 AM (+jyzN)

462 everyone upstairs now

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:52 AM (0O7c5)

463 And that goes double for you!

*Fistbump*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 09:49 AM (ptqRm)


*fistbump*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 09:52 AM (gW5Vg)

464 Like family?
Reminds me of that restaurant chain that said, "We'll treat you like family! '

They'll insult me, make me clean my plate then wash all the dishes? No thank you.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:53 AM (7v/r5)

465 says Desiree Cousteau is now a child psychologist.

There's probably a clip with an analog "Ooh mama" somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2015 09:53 AM (DL2i+)

466 everyone upstairs nowPosted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 04, 2015 09:52 AM


You're not the boss of me

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 04, 2015 09:55 AM (7v/r5)

467 media engaging in huge push to cleanse the family of the jihadis now

if his MOTHER was babysitting the baby at the BOMB HOUSE

they knew

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 09:56 AM (zOTsN)

468 I wish everyone newspapers would stop using the word "radicalize" like there is a magic spray that overpowers people and turns them into killers. I understand what they mean, but at least to me it seems to be implied that this lessens the culpability of the radical - he was such a good person, then he was radicalized. You have to be an evil, coward, impotent, asshole loser to start with. Then you get "radicalized".

Posted by: PRNDL at December 04, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ynt1)

469 70 Thanks Fenelon Speaks for the reference to Sherry's white privilege post. The best. Spot on Sherry. Thank you. Bless you. Prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: gracepc at December 04, 2015 10:23 AM (OU4q6)

470 Anyhow, any advice on how to further ruin these idiots days would be
appreciated. I *will* say that I've had a large number of my neighbors
thanking me for speaking up. It appears people are afraid to say
anything or something.



Be very solicitous and concerned. Ask them if they have consulted a mental health professional - point out that there is no shame in sometimes needing help. Suggest that if they are worried that they can't afford their medications that sometimes drug manufacturers can assist with that. Look up local Mental Health facilities and suggest several that specialize in the type of problems they seem to be having. Explain that all of us in the community are worried about them hurting themselves or their family members and that "we would like to bring you back into your rightful honored place in the neighborhood."





Posted by: An Observation at December 04, 2015 10:29 AM (Ak+BN)

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