Morning Thread (12-2-2015)

In honor of the climate summit, today's post is also 100% content-free.

Posted by: Andy at 06:33 AM




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1 Ah good, now to read the content

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 06:36 AM (ptqRm)

2 El Segundo!!

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 02, 2015 06:36 AM (o9lmn)

3 Whut?

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2015 06:36 AM (2Ocf1)

4 Content is King and like our nation we are leaderless

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2015 06:36 AM (TcePY)

5 Baltimore clocked in #313 in the race for the win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 06:37 AM (ptqRm)

6 cast adrift in a sea of contentless whitespace

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2015 06:37 AM (TcePY)

7 The Candidate who goes on record saying the Preznit is insane, and repeats that statement to Preznit's bootlickers in the media, gets my support. That message needs to be hammered.

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 02, 2015 06:38 AM (o9lmn)

8 Baltimore clocked in #313 in the race for the win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 06:37 AM (ptqRm

My money is on Baltimore

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 02, 2015 06:39 AM (QPdNE)

9 Give Obama some Immodium. The bear is loose.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 06:41 AM (0dXaM)

10

DAY 1,121

342 to go (415 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:41 AM (uRmWf)

11 "My money is on Baltimore"

A lot of it depends on the progress, and outcome of the six individual Police Officer trials.

Seems like a definite slowing of shootings in the last week.

Or, perhaps one of the recent shootings took out a key street player without the publics knowledge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 06:42 AM (ptqRm)

12
NATO invites Montenegro to join. I can see why Putin is pissed, Montenegro being almost as tough the European People's Republic from "MIssion: Impossible."

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:43 AM (uRmWf)

13 If any of the cobs are lurking, check the sidebar headline on MKH. She had a daughter, not a son. Just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2015 06:44 AM (pLwjI)

14 "Turkey slammed the door on Russian sea travel Sunday, effectively shutting off Moscow's access to the Black Sea and raising serious concerns among experts about escalating tensions in the region." 

Naval blockade; also goes by more common name, 'act of war'

NATO needs to tell Turkey to sit the hell down and shut the f*ck up. Or give them the boot. Islamist countries don't have the values of western civilization. Some of them actually would welcome world war so that their imams popback out of the well they fell down centuries ago.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 06:44 AM (7v/r5)

15 The Candidate who goes on record saying the Preznit is insane a complete and total dumbass and a traitor, and repeats that statement to Preznit's bootlickers in the media, gets my support. That message needs to be hammered.

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 02, 2015 06:38 AM

FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2015 06:45 AM (+bVzV)

16 They'd better start spelling it Monte-AfricanAmerican or it'll never get Congressional approval. #NegranLivesMatter

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 02, 2015 06:46 AM (xq1UY)

17 Naval blockade; also goes by more common name, 'act of war'

NATO needs to tell Turkey to sit the hell down and shut the f*ck up. Or give them the boot. Islamist countries don't have the values of western civilization. Some of them actually would welcome world war so that their imams popback out of the well they fell down centuries ago.
Posted by: free range jihadist

This.

Turkey doesn't give a shit about anyone except their current regime. This will result in at least, the destruction of NATO.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 06:47 AM (326rv)

18 This scene takes on a whole new perspective:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVLyB0Yc6I

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2015 06:47 AM (AfsKp)

19
"We got assaulted in the Ball-Cans country!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)

20 2 El Segundo!!

Reseda!

Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 06:50 AM (BO/km)

21
I just wanted to remind everyone I'm still running for President.

Hey, surprised me too.

Posted by: Mike "Huck Huck bo Buck, Bonana fanna fo Fu-" Huckabee

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 06:53 AM (kdS6q)

22
2,360 pages of omnibus spending bills to be voted on in the next day or so.

I know our elected officials are going to read and understand all of it.

I would like to rip Boehner's arms from his sockets and beat Ryan to a pulp with them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:54 AM (uRmWf)

23 Huckabee is still running for prez. Knew that.

Christ alone knows why.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 06:54 AM (326rv)

24
And your morning "Wake Up!" song:

Edwin Star - H.A.P.P.Y. Radio 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g-lhdlWj2c

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 06:55 AM (kdS6q)

25 Hey anyone going to the Emergency Nut Theft Summit in Visalia, California?

Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 06:56 AM (BO/km)

26 23 Huckabee is still running for prez. Knew that.

Christ alone knows why.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 06:54 AM (326rv)


He's the only candidate to fully support an Article V convention.

That is NOT an endorsement. Merely a "squirrel-nut" example.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:56 AM (uRmWf)

27 Italian Police have arrested four suspected Islamist terrorists Tuesday who were reportedly planning an attack on Pope Francis.

The arrests were a cooperative effort between Italy's Counterterrorism Agents and the Kosovo police, and took place both in Italy and Kosovo Tuesday.




'Nothing to see,' announced US President Barack Obama, 'the JV'.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 06:56 AM (7v/r5)

28 "NATO invites Montenegro to join. "


Shit's getting real now, yo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 06:57 AM (0lJaS)

29 *peeks in*

Yes writing is so much more preferable compared to reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2015 06:57 AM (Dq9lL)

30 28 "NATO invites Montenegro to join. "

Shit's getting real now, yo.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 06:57 AM (0lJaS)


A total joke and yet the action pisses off a very diabolical Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:58 AM (uRmWf)

31 'Italian Police have arrested four suspected Islamist terrorists Tuesday who were reportedly planning an attack on Pope Francis'

That kind of thing just doesn't happen in other countries.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 06:58 AM (BO/km)

32 Looks like we're going to have to smash the patriarchy again. That sidebar link on Mary Katherine Ham's new baby, it's NOT a son.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 02, 2015 06:58 AM (/NEnw)

33
So will Putin arm up the PKK and publicly endorse an independent Kurdistan?

Whoa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:59 AM (uRmWf)

34 Mary Katherine Ham's new baby, it's NOT a son.


How do you know. Did you ask it?

Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:00 AM (BO/km)

35 Create a security problem with immigration policy. Then solve it by introducing a surveillance state.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 07:00 AM (0dXaM)

36 'The CEO of UnitedHealthCare on Tuesday said he regretted the decision to enter the ObamaCare marketplace last year, which the company says has resulted in millions of dollars in losses.'

Really? So I suppose you will resign now?

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:03 AM (BO/km)

37 Hope the day gets better.

War weary P-47D assigned to the 5th Emergency Rescue Sqn 8th Air Force.
http://www.littlefriends.co.uk/gallery/5ers/5f-a4.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2015 07:03 AM (Dq9lL)

38 "Create a security problem with immigration policy. Then solve it by introducing a surveillance state."

You say it like this is a bad thing.....
Comrade.

Posted by: Barky O'nucfuckle, Leader emeritus at December 02, 2015 07:04 AM (ptqRm)

39 'Now, UnitedHealth officials have said that move will result in a half-billion dollars in losses over two years'


Har har har.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:04 AM (BO/km)

40
Your fiscally conservative GOPe controllled Congress at work:

House and Senate negotiators struck an agreement Tuesday on a $305 billion highway bill that would extend federal transportation funding for five years, setting up an eleventh-hour dash to win approval in both chambers.

The resulting 1300 page bill, paid for with gas tax revenue and a package of $70 billion in offsets from other areas of the federal budget, comes just days before transportation spending is set to expire on Dec. 4.

The measure calls for spending approximately $205 billion on highways and $48 billion on transit projects over the next five years. It also reauthorizes the controversial Export-Import Banks expired charter until 2019.

The Hill


Monorail! Also glad to see the 72 hour rule and not waiting till the last moment still not a thing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:04 AM (kdS6q)

41 (AP) President Barack Obama angrily denied allegations today that he ever intended to bomb oilfields held by ISIL. Despite the revenue from oil sales being used to fund a worldwide terrorist network he said, 'Let me be clear, the potential for those oilfields to catch fire and release carbon into the atmosphere and exaberate the six tenths of a degree of warming we've experienced is against American values. We're better than that'.

/ real or not?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:06 AM (7v/r5)

42 I love that the Joint Chiefs are before Congress openly correcting the ravings of President SCOAF now. Long past time, but hopefully not too late. The nation is looking past Obama to the next Preezy, someone who can hopefully undo the effects of our eight year nightmare.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:07 AM (EPaen)

43
Fuck United Health Care and all the other insurance companies.

You jumped into bed with a fascist thinking he'd keep you safe so long as you pledged your loyalty.

Suckers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:07 AM (uRmWf)

44 "/ real or not?"

If it isn't, it will be by tomorrow.

Posted by: Barky O'nucfuckle, Leader emeritus at December 02, 2015 07:08 AM (ptqRm)

45 42 I love that the Joint Chiefs are before Congress openly correcting the ravings of President SCOAF now. Long past time, but hopefully not too late. The nation is looking past Obama to the next Preezy, someone who can hopefully undo the effects of our eight year nightmare.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:07 AM (EPaen)


If they really wanted to save the nation and their reputations, what's left of them, they should arrest Obama and everyone in his cabinet and declare martial law.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:08 AM (uRmWf)

46 Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth ... yea yea yea ... put-up or shut-up. Get busy buddy boy!!!! ...and did they really name their baby girl Max ?

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (yq4gk)

47 39:

Uhhh, freaked...

It'll be us taxpayers on the hook for that bill, and Congress will pay it.

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (hYMRg)

48
Seems like a definite slowing of shootings in the last week.

Or, perhaps one of the recent shootings took out a key street player without the publics knowledge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 06:42 AM (ptqRm

Been rainy and gloomy. Not really the best weather to keep it real.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (ovCqB)

49 "I love that the Joint Chiefs are before Congress openly correcting the ravings of President SCOAF now "

Day late, and a dollar short.
But better then nuffin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (ptqRm)

50 Baltimore clocked in #313 in the race for the win.




Only 60 more in 30 days for my lottery win!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (FZxI4)

51
Real news:

Former Gov. Martin O'Malley spit fire at the National Rifle Association during a freestyle rap released late Tuesday. "The NRA hates me because I don't like guns," he rapped during an interview with "Off The Record."

"Guns, guns, guns, I don't like them guns," O'Malley told hosts Xavier Rotnofsky and Rohit Mandalapu. "Soon my polls will be higher than Cheech and Chong," he rapped.

The Hill

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (kdS6q)

52 / real or not?

I actually heard some wienie on TV yesterday say that blowing up the tanker trucks they are using would cause environmental damage and wreck the infrastructure that would be needed after ISIS is defeated.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (BO/km)

53 Also glad to see the 72 hour rule and not waiting till the last moment still not a thing. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:04 AM

That must be part of November's $674 billion increase in the National Debt (as reported by Zerohedge.

Damn, I'm so happy we have True Conservatives who want to save the economy puttin' in the overtime!

But since I saw an ad on teevee last night in which Rubio is calling himself a "conservative," I shouldn't be surprised.

Treason can be an economic crime, too....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (dbC6X)

54 46 Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth ... yea yea yea ... put-up or shut-up. Get busy buddy boy!!!! ...and did they really name their baby girl Max ?
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (yq4gk)


He's either lying or he's giving it to the heirs of Ayers to fund the CPUSA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (uRmWf)

55
Bergoglio vomits out more garbage:

Turning to Islam, the pope spoke of his friendship with a Muslim, adding "You cannot cancel out a religion because there are some groups, or many groups in a certain point of history, of fundamentalists."

"Like everything, there are religious people with values and those without," he said. "But how many wars. . .have Christians made? The sacking of Rome was not done by Muslims, eh?"


What a vile, disgusting POS he is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (X6fMO)

56
By the way, the Highway Bill funds the Ex-Im Bank.

There's a lot of graft you can shove into 13,000 pages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:11 AM (uRmWf)

57 / real or not?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:06 AM (7v/r5)


Not. AP would never say King Putt said anything "angrily." "Stoically," perhaps. "Toughly." "With our best interests at heart."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 02, 2015 07:11 AM (yxw0r)

58 JJ, I disagree on arresting all the Progressives, at least to start. First we have to get the country to reject them entirely, which I think will happen in November. Then I hope we see a SA-style "Reconciliation Commission". Let them come forward one by one and confess their lies and crimes, the Lois Lernors, the Susan Rices. Then they can go off peacefully. We arrest the rest.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:11 AM (EPaen)

59 "If they really wanted to save the nation and their reputations, what's left of them, they should arrest Obama and everyone in his cabinet and declare martial law."

Terrible optics.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 02, 2015 07:12 AM (u5gzz)

60 It'll be us taxpayers on the hook for that bill, and Congress will pay it.

The taxpayers subsidize the policies of the proles, then pay the insurance company when they lose money, then get to pay higher premiums/deductables to further subsidize those same proles.

Winning!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

61 'It'll be us taxpayers on the hook for that bill, and Congress will pay it.'

Yes I know. Ain't America great?

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:13 AM (BO/km)

62 55 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 07:10 AM (X6fMO)

He most certainly is. I feel sorry for my Catholic friends, but Guido Sarducci is more authentic than that guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)

63 58 Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:11 AM (EPaen)

You have much more compassion than I do. Sad to say, it's far too late for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:14 AM (uRmWf)

64 If a tanker truck blows up in the middle of the desert would anybody hear it?

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:14 AM (BO/km)

65 @40

And as ever it's all done at the 11th hour have no time to read the bill and fully understand it because without it the government will shut down. Can't have the government shut down.

I thought one of the stipulations that the fraudulent "house freedom caucus" supposedly wrangled out of GOPe for its supprt for Ryan was no more massive must pass bills rammed through at the last hour?

What a crock of shit that was.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 07:14 AM (Z/0sh)

66 I love that the Joint Chiefs are before Congress openly correcting the ravings of President SCOAF now "

Day late, and a dollar short.
But better then nuffin'

They helped him and kept their government rice bowls secure. Now they're talking tough when he's a lame duck and the MFM/Beautiful People are trying to get Empress Mommom over the line.

This doesn't do a damn thing for us unless they tie Hillary to it, or condemn that jackass Kerry. They will do neither.

And we're still feeding in forces piecemeal into iraq and to Syria. And I was told that both were civil wars, (half right) and that we shouldn't be involved in either.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 07:15 AM (326rv)

67 28 "NATO invites Montenegro to join. "

Shit's getting real now, yo.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 06:57 AM (0lJaS)


A total joke and yet the action pisses off a very diabolical Putin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Montenegro is mostly Serb, correct? The Serbs are traditional allies with Russia. I can see why Putin is pissed. Current Events are having a Guns of August vibe to it. Montenegro is one of those countries I'd like to have visited. It looks beautiful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 07:15 AM (miHv7)

68 >>>I love that the Joint Chiefs are before Congress openly correcting the
ravings of President SCOAF now. Long past time, but hopefully not too
late. The nation is looking past Obama to the next Preezy, someone who
can hopefully undo the effects of our eight year nightmare.

.
.
.
.Yeah he pretty much cooked the Lame Duck with that testimony. He tossed Obama right under the ISIS bus by calling him a liar. I bet Obama is going to pi$$ed when he finds out about it in the papers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 07:15 AM (iONHu)

69 Then I hope we see a SA-style "Reconciliation
Commission". Let them come forward one by one and confess their lies
and crimes....
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:11 AM


I seem to hear Nelson Muntz laughing in the background.

Presidentess Clinton ain't goin' in for no damn "reconciliation."

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 07:15 AM (dbC6X)

70 It didn't help that the Prez said he backed Turkey.

Posted by: WOPR at December 02, 2015 07:16 AM (LTDSy)

71 "and wreck the infrastructure that would be needed after ISIS is defeated."

So, shipping in some trucks and trailers after ISIS is defeated (I know, I know) is a technological problem we can't hope to solve for.

?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:16 AM (P+4bK)

72 MonteAfricanAmerican you guys.

Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:16 AM (BO/km)

73 So, shipping in some trucks and trailers after ISIS
is defeated (I know, I know) is a technological problem we can't hope to
solve for.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:16 AM


Toyota stands ready to help!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 07:17 AM (dbC6X)

74
Hugo Montenegro composed the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme song, so there's that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:17 AM (uRmWf)

75 38 "Create a security problem with immigration policy. Then solve it by introducing a surveillance state


Your GOPe in a single sentence

Posted by: Jebio 2016! at December 02, 2015 07:17 AM (uVmqw)

76 "Former Gov. Martin O'Malley spit fire at the National Rifle Association during a freestyle rap released late Tuesday. "

Pasty white Irish guy rapping?

Cultural Appropriation Alert!

Plus, one could argue that the culture which led to Freddy Gray's death was created as part of his vision for a new Urban Utopia.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 07:18 AM (ptqRm)

77
Someone tell Monte that he can get a surgeon to correct his knees growing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:18 AM (uRmWf)

78 "If they really wanted to save the nation and their reputations, what's left of them, they should arrest Obama and everyone in his cabinet and declare martial law." 



Setting up General Petraeus was Obama's insurance policy against being escorted out of office at gunpoint. Funny how Hillary's subordination of national security is so 'minor' compared to his.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:19 AM (7v/r5)

79 "
The Candidate who goes on record saying the Preznit is insane, and
repeats that statement to Preznit's bootlickers in the media, gets my
support. That message needs to be hammered.

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 02, 2015 06:38 AM (o9lmn)"
Charles Krauthammer has basically saying that in other words ("delusional, etc.)

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 02, 2015 07:19 AM (1ijHg)

80 76 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 07:18 AM (ptqRm)


O'Malley = Vanilla Yellow Snow

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:19 AM (uRmWf)

81 Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth

Remember Bill Gates 'gave away' most of his wealth, too? Right into a tax-free 'foundation' that he still controls.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

82 78 Setting up General Petraeus was Obama's insurance policy against being escorted out of office at gunpoint. Funny how Hillary's subordination of national security is so 'minor' compared to his.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:19 AM (7v/r5)


I know, but the nub of that back and forth was merely a musing of what won't happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:21 AM (uRmWf)

83 The Turks must be banking on Russia running out of money I suppose, and backing down. Probably the same thinking that led to two or three of their past war with each other.

Closing off Russian access to the Med is stupid, and TFG is hopefully saying so to his buddy Erdogan.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:21 AM (EPaen)

84 "What a crock of shit that was."


Clownfuckers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:21 AM (3ABx/)

85 83 Closing off Russian access to the Med is stupid, and TFG is hopefully saying so to his buddy Erdogan.
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:21 AM (EPaen)

Erdogan sees that Obama is a total pussy, which is why he - and every other bad actor - is doing what he's doing in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:22 AM (uRmWf)

86 Morning, Glories!

I see, despite no Vic, we have our share of uplifting world news. And Wednesday is off and running.

I had the strangest dream. I was back in high school, on a class trip to Tokyo, but had no luggage, no cell (we didn't have cells anyway when I was in HS, but whatever), no money, and no idea where the rest of the class was. A cute girl and her brother helped me out, so it wasn't all bad.

Probably the pepperoni pizza I had late last night.

Posted by: mindful webworker - immediately at December 02, 2015 07:23 AM (REkPr)

87 Apparently, one of the black ministers who endorsed Donald Trump says Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons."

http://tinyurl.com/oevz6w8

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 07:23 AM (O7MnT)

88 "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." Barack Obama


It didn't help that the Prez said he backed Turkey.Posted by: WOPR at December 02, 2015 07:16 AM


Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:23 AM (7v/r5)

89 87 Apparently, one of the black ministers who endorsed Donald Trump says Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons."

http://tinyurl.com/oevz6w8
Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 07:23 AM (O7MnT)


I did not see Homo Demons open for the Village People at the Palladium in '78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (uRmWf)

90 Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons


So the Redskins are finally changing their name?

Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)

91 Can I ask WTF is with sending a 40 man special forces detachment into Syria? Into a civil war, for raids. 40 men.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (EPaen)

92 Hey, I take offense to that. I may fuck clowns but at least I'm not a coward, slimy traitor to all that is good and pure.

Posted by: ClownFucker at December 02, 2015 07:25 AM (Ql4Nd)

93 90 Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons


So the Redskins are finally changing their name?
Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)


Wiccan boycott in 5-4-3-2-. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:25 AM (uRmWf)

94 Baltimore is setting records, but hey, Chicago had 13 shot yesterday.

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 07:26 AM (T3Tpd)

95
GREEK HOMO DEMONS?!

- - Sharptone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:26 AM (uRmWf)

96 Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons."

He's possessed by them, like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

97 They give away to a tax free foundation that they control AND that pushes every prog cause and politician. Spit.

On top of that, remember, they already have houses and cars and shit AND will keep $450 million they can invest to make more money.

It's all bullshit p.r.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 07:26 AM (iQIUe)

98 The Turks must be banking on Russia running out of money I suppose, and backing down. Probably the same thinking that led to two or three of their past war with each other.

Closing off Russian access to the Med is stupid, and TFG is hopefully saying so to his buddy Erdogan.
Posted by: MTF

Screwing with Russia plays on the specter of an external threat; a non-islamic threat. So the thug Erdogan gets to play strongman.

In the short term, unless Russia tried to roll in and over, he gets to sit pretty. my guess still is that Kurdish separatists will start getting help from Russia. Even then, Erdogan will play that off and hide behind that.

NATO will then be in the position of a member nation being attacked, and none of them have any interest in abiding by their commitments.

Long term, this will get extremely ugly.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (326rv)

99 "Toyota stands ready to help!"



Heh.


But, if it were a Japanese operation do you know how long it would take them to shiny new Hino (Toyota) trucks and trailers in place.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (wcX4E)

100 Good morning.

I never got a chance to reply yesterday, but thank you all who suggested accessories for the 10/22. I looked at scopes and got utterly overwhelmed. I ended up going with a BX trigger, which reduces the pull quite a bit. Reviews of it were very good and most of them said it improved consistency and accuracy.

Now if I can only find ammo at a decent price...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (EdhH3)

101 @87

Which could be why the Donks are whipping up the race hate to try to maintain their hold on the Black vote since team evil seems to be casting its lot with gays and illeagals.

The vast overwhelming majority of Blacks are Chtistian, have greater antipathy to homosexuals than whites and are taking it in the shorts by the invasion of illeagals and mass immigration as a whole.

This is what a natural Conservstive constituency looks like.

The fact that Donald Trump is actively trying to reach out for Black community support is highly illustrative.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (Z/0sh)

102 Zuckerberg stole Facebook from his friends. Nice guy.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (uRmWf)

103
Navy has unveiled custom-designed, hand-painted helmets the Midshipmen will wear in the game Dec. 12.

It will be the first time in NCAA history a team will wear position-specific helmets. Each position group's helmet will feature a different ship from the U.S. Naval Fleet.

Under Armour also is providing Navy with uniforms that have "Damn the Torpedoes"on the palms of the gloves and down the side of the pants.

https://twitter.com/NavyAthletics/status/671426162996977665/photo/1

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM (kdS6q)

104 WW3 is in a slow-mo breakout and the economy is being enslaved by Progressive tax and regulation, yet there are actually people worried about the Homo Demons! Some of my best conservative family allies are homo demons.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:29 AM (EPaen)

105 "Into a civil war, for raids. 40 men."



It's not "boots on the ground" so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:30 AM (AmOzI)

106 Oy.

Watching Doocy and Kilmeade actively not listening to interviewees because they're focused so much on their prepared responses and scripted questions...their eyes darting around, the vapidity of their discourse, and, in Doocy's case, the shifting of the dentures, in Kilmeade's case, the half-open mouth...


Posted by: Can we haz competent conservative media at December 02, 2015 07:31 AM (yxw0r)

107 And remember. It is only a mass shooting if it's done by a white male who we can pin as hating Womyn's rights and such. If it is done by terrorists who shout allah ackbar and saw off heads, it is work place violence or at least has a "rationale."

Those mass shootings in Kenya? I'm glad you asked. Well, dead people and their families will be comforted knowing it wasn't random and wasn't perpetrated by a lunatic white guy.

Posted by: Some1 in the Admin at December 02, 2015 07:31 AM (Ql4Nd)

108 Weren't the "Homo Demons" one of Al Jorgenson's many, many Ministry spinoffs back in the early nineties?

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 07:32 AM (O7MnT)

109 'The CEO of UnitedHealthCare on Tuesday said he
regretted the decision to enter the ObamaCare marketplace last year,
which the company says has resulted in millions of dollars in losses.'



Really? So I suppose you will resign now?

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:03 AM (BO/km)


You mean the little socialist utopia is an utter failure boondoggle. What a shocker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 07:32 AM (45oDG)

110 "Now if I can only find ammo at a decent price..."



Have fun with it, DG. Fun and very handy little rifle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:33 AM (AmOzI)

111 13 If any of the cobs are lurking, check the sidebar headline on MKH. She had a daughter, not a son. Just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2015 06:44 AM (pLwjI)

Now don't you go imposing your white male patriarchal oppression on the baby. Xi is whatever gender xi wants to be!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 02, 2015 07:33 AM (P8951)

112 GOP and the NYT are on the same page concerning DT. They are worried. Very worried. I think it's great.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2015 07:34 AM (BO/km)

113 Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth ... yea
yea yea ... put-up or shut-up. Get busy buddy boy!!!! ...and did they
really name their baby girl Max ?

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 07:09 AM (yq4gk)


Another holier-than-thou lefty who makes a grand but empty statements just to get praise and headlines. Intercourse him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 07:35 AM (45oDG)

114 how long it would take them to shiny new Hino (Toyota) trucks and trailers in place.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:28 AM


Pulled into place on trailers pulled by Nissan Big Thumb tractors, no doubt....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 07:35 AM (dbC6X)

115 The fact that Donald Trump is actively trying to reach out for Black community support is highly illustrative.

I am glad to see him doing it, for sure. IIRC, peeling off only 10-15% of black voters would change the balance of power considerably.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 07:36 AM (bZ7mE)

116 Before Fiorina leaves the race I hope she manages to catch Hillary! at a campaign stop, and conducts a little impromptu debating. Carly would be fun to watch.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:36 AM (EPaen)

117 Baltimore is setting records, but hey, Chicago had 13 shot yesterday.


Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 07:26 AM (T3Tpd)



Now that Rahm fired the police chief the cops are running wild. Oh wait, it's not the cops doing the shooting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 07:36 AM (45oDG)

118 Speaking at the National Bar Association's 60th anniversary celebration of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s Montgomery bus boycott Tuesday in Alabama, Clinton appealed to the conspiracy-minded instincts of those who believe that photo ID laws represent a Republican effort to suppress the vote, rather than a way to prevent voter fraud.

"I thought we'd solved that problem," Clinton said about voting access. "Unfortunately, there is mischief afoot. Some people are just determined to keep other Americans from voting."


Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1XGGuUh

Posted by: mindful webworker - democrazy at December 02, 2015 07:37 AM (REkPr)

119 Thanks RK.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 02, 2015 07:37 AM (EdhH3)

120
Ambulance chasers:

A Berkeley woman who lost her legs when she fell through a gap on a railway platform in Austria and was hit by a train cant sue the railroad in the United States, where she bought her ticket, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday. Carol Sachs was injured by a state-owned train in Austria, so thats where she needs to file her lawsuit, the justices said.

A federal appeals court in San Francisco* ruled two years ago that Sachs could sue OBB, the Austrian national railroad, in a U.S. court because the railroads duty to treat its passenger with care arose from the commercial relationship it had established with her in the United States. But the Supreme Court said Sachs lawsuit, and the claims she would have to prove to win her case, were based on events that occurred abroad.

http://tinyurl.com/z3e38ad

*The Ninth Circuit just making sh1t up as usual.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:38 AM (kdS6q)

121 Anybody know if Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Worlds Greatest Scientist, has been appointed editor of Scientific American? I followed a link there and was dismayed by all climate nonsense, not to mention assorted social research proving liberals are right about everything, especial gender fluidity.Still plenty of good interesting articles there but the place has been corrupted by PC thinking I used to read Scientific America years ago and every single article was very thorough, in-depth and challenging reading with all math , chemistry and physics scattered throughout the content and no political agenda. Maybe the print version is better but their website is just another liberal propaganda outlet. I might add all PC itemsI looked at there are dumbed down with little or no genuine math and science embedded that might scare off the "I F*ing Love Science" LIV's.

But it's "#Science!" so it must be right.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 02, 2015 07:40 AM (1BQGO)

122
Levin did a mash-up of SCOAMF and Prof. Irwin Corey and the latter sounded smarter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:42 AM (uRmWf)

123 The story yesterday about New York City Black Preachers meeting with Trump, and the Baltimore Black Preachers being livid over it, struck me as being funny. What are these groups, Black Mafia Dons?

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 07:42 AM (T3Tpd)

124 "The reckoning is coming; let the ass covering begin".

A second WaPo opinion columnist abandons his Obama fantasy world, preparing, I guess, for a "new realism" under Clinton.

http://bit.ly/1OFFvkM

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:43 AM (EPaen)

125 Here's some real gun control!

GREEN BAY, Wis. - A young hunter will have a hard time topping his first hunting experience -- after he managed to get two deer in one shot.

Fox
http://fxn.ws/1MW3609

h/t Dr. Tar, IOTW Report
http://iotwreport.com/magic-bullet/

Posted by: mindful webworker - accurately at December 02, 2015 07:44 AM (REkPr)

126 Didn't Baltimore Black Preachers use to open for Counting Crows?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:44 AM (7v/r5)

127 G'mornin' Horde !

Almost 2 inches of snow on the ground, still coming down.

No, the print SciAm is just as bad, solid propaganda like just about everything else.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2015 07:45 AM (+jyzN)

128 124 "The reckoning is coming; let the ass covering begin".

A second WaPo opinion columnist abandons his Obama fantasy world, preparing, I guess, for a "new realism" under Clinton.

http://bit.ly/1OFFvkM
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:43 AM (EPaen)


Obama will ultimately be thrown under the bus if the MFM and academia can't airbrush history.

But LEFTISM will never be thrown under the bus.

See Kruschev on Stalin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:45 AM (uRmWf)

129
Extra Credit - 10 points. Use both sides of paper if you need more room:

Thomas Beatie from Arizona who became pregnant despite having a partial sex change, says his son Austin said he wanted to be a girl when he was younger and even grew his hair long. Mr Beatie gained the world's attention in 2007 when he became pregnant, despite being born a woman and having a partial sex change, where he retained his reproductive organs. He went on to have three children Austin, Susan and Jensen, with then wife Nancy Beatie but the couple split and had a bitter divorce.

http://tinyurl.com/p9zaz8d

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:46 AM (kdS6q)

130 129 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:46 AM (kdS6q)


I thought I was pregnant, but it was just a kidney stone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:47 AM (uRmWf)

131 "http://fxn.ws/1MW3609 "



Heh.


"Honest..."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:47 AM (c4k91)

132 Happy jihadi video of the day.

http://bit.ly/1lvqlVt

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 07:47 AM (EPaen)

133 131 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 07:47 AM (c4k91)


He makes no secret that basically he's on his way to Australia . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:48 AM (uRmWf)

134 122


Levin did a mash-up of SCOAMF and Prof. Irwin Corey and the latter sounded smarter.

Professor Irwin Corey: dead or alive?

Alive!

101 and counting...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 02, 2015 07:48 AM (bj64E)

135 A second WaPo opinion columnist abandons his Obama fantasy world, preparing, I guess, for a "new realism" under Clinton. 


When can she reveal this "new realism"? Obama has the justice department on speed dial. I watched an interview with her yesterday, the entire time she was on her knees, shining his shoes.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:49 AM (7v/r5)

136 Mr Beatie gained the world's attention in 2007 when he became pregnant, despite being born a woman and having a partial sex change, where he retained his reproductive organs. He went on to have three children Austin, Susan and Jensen, with then wife Nancy Beatie but the couple split and had a bitter divorce.

Wait...whut?

If this guy/gal/towhomitmayconcern was the one bearing the kids, and he was married to someone named nancy (let's go crazy and presume that Nancy is a gal/gal) then who play the part of daddy?

A: I do NOT want to know.

Bitter divorce......what in Hell she was doing hanging in anywhere near this walking test lab I don't know.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 07:51 AM (326rv)

137 Great piece by Bret Stephens in yesterdays's WSJ re: Democrats and their imaginary enemies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 02, 2015 07:52 AM (P8951)

138 >>Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:46 AM (kdS6q)

The mister had a childhood friend who decided he was a transgendered. He went all the way up through getting hormone treatments, getting his name changed, and living as a woman, but never got his gonads chopped.

Over the last weekend, friend's mom posted pictures of their Thanksgiving. He's back to looking like a guy again. Short hair. No tits. Guy clothes. The mister is all like "WTF?"

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 07:52 AM (O7MnT)

139 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2015 07:52 AM (ZQfW9)

140 I've decided that when the family gathers for Christmas, I'm going to give the young people some unsolicited advice:

"Get out of this country. No matter what it costs, no matter how disruptive it may be to you--get out. Now."

I was tempted at Thanksgiving, but I resisted. I now regret that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 02, 2015 07:54 AM (u5gzz)

141 "Get out of this country. No matter what it costs, no matter how disruptive it may be to you--get out. Now."

The Mister says if Trump is elected, we can move to Chile. :-)

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 07:55 AM (O7MnT)

142 Funniest meme in a long time on Fb? Old car hands "giving" advice on winterizing your car.
Change sir in tires from summer air to winter air.
Put anti-freeze in brake lines to keep from freezing.
If windows freeze over, pour boiling water on ice to melt it.
And the funniest?
Screw 3" wood screws 2 inches into your tire treads to make instant studded winter snow tires.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 07:56 AM (FZxI4)

143 125 Here's some real gun control!

GREEN BAY, Wis. - A young hunter will have a hard time topping his first hunting experience -- after he managed to get two deer in one shot.


Posted by: mindful webworker - accurately at December 02, 2015 07:44 AM (REkPr)

That young hunter does us cheeseheads proud.

I predict he'll receive nasty emails and threats from bunny huggers and gun haters.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 02, 2015 07:56 AM (P8951)

144
"Rambo: New Blood" Father-Son TV Series In Works At Fox

The pays homage to the films, exploring the complex relationship between Rambo and his son, J.R., an ex-Navy SEAL. J.R. is a new character not been featured in the movies that has been added as a way into the series.

Deadline.com



And they drive around in a customized van solving mysteries. Oh, and they have a dog who's actually a space alien.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 07:56 AM (kdS6q)

145 "Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth ..."

What an incredibly stupid thing to do. This will hurt people, but is praised by liberal idiots.

All foundations that end up with large endowments serve one purpose - the continuation of the foundation. They are concerned with preserving the capital that pays their salaries and supports their causes, which without fail are diametrically opposed to the values of the donor within 2 generations.

Great fortunes should be left intact. Let the second or third generation have the ability to use that fortune on a great project or cause, which couldn't be attempted as a regular business proposition. Build a tunnel to Europe, cure cancer or finally make my flying car.

If our billionaires piss away their money on a public relations stunt and other country's billionaire's heirs do great things, we'll continue falling behind.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 07:56 AM (Zs4uk)

146 The mister had a childhood friend who decided he was a transgendered. He went all the way up through getting hormone treatments, getting his name changed, and living as a woman, but never got his gonads chopped.


Should I assume that since there is a "mister" you are the "missus?"

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 07:57 AM (bZ7mE)

147 That little article of Dr. Piper of OkWU sure is getting a lot of play. Must be a dozen items a day about it in my newsfeeds. (And nice to have something from the ol' home town that's positive, as opposed to the occasional viral story like "crackhead mother puts baby in washing machine" from a year or two back.)

In case you missed it, here's the original at OkWU.edu
http://bit.ly/not-a-day-care

Posted by: mindful webworker - delightedly at December 02, 2015 07:59 AM (REkPr)

148 106 Oy.

Watching Doocy and Kilmeade actively not listening to interviewees because they're focused so much on their prepared responses and scripted questions...their eyes darting around, the vapidity of their discourse, and, in Doocy's case, the shifting of the dentures, in Kilmeade's case, the half-open mouth...



So glad I cut the cable. It's been 3 months and I haven't missed it at all. It had got to the point where I only retained cable because I would watch The Five on FNC after work. When The Five took their hard left turn into RINOville, I knew it was finally time.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 08:01 AM (HMt16)

149 Fuck United Health Care and all the other insurance companies.



You jumped into bed with a fascist thinking he'd keep you safe so long as you pledged your loyalty.

--

I thought HHS just said a week or so ago that it's "our obligation" to bail these health insurers out. So, I guess the taxpayer is the one that'll take it in the shorts...again...and again...and again.

Loved the ONT's cartoon on the climate summit. The only thing I would've changed is the last pic. It should've showed each person getting onto their own individual plane, with plumes of exhaust coming out of each one.

Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at December 02, 2015 08:01 AM (pVkEV)

150 Good morning all. Still recuperating from surgery. Hope all are doing well.

Here's your daily dose of EZ Dog:


On this day in 1943:

Dec 2, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Froze last night. Clear today. 0430 started the big shoot - for pay. [Margin note: 820 guns fired on one concentration.] So far all O.K. More noise than I ever heard before. One concentration on Cassino hill was really a great sight.



Massive artillery preparation for a major Allied advance on Monte Cassino to jump off on Dec 3rd. I can't imagine the ferocity of that many artillery pieces zeroing in on a single piece of real estate. One engagement on one battlefield on one single day of a multi-year war. I've seen descriptions of the mountains of spent artillery casings that accumulated on the Anzio beachhead during the Sitzkrieg stalemate.

More to come...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 08:01 AM (NeFrd)

151 Yestermorn, my rant, annoyed,
Left me a touch paranoid.
So, 'ppreciate that Cloyd Freud
Took my big harangue in stroid.
-Burma Shove

Posted by: mindful webworker - expositionally at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (REkPr)

152 Really giving away 99% of your fortune would entail driving around in a pickup truck with bales of bills in back, tossing out handfuls of cash to passers-by.

All these creepy-assed fascisti are doing is virtue signaling by avoiding taxes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (+jyzN)

153 Great fortunes should be left intact. Let the second or third generation have the ability to use that fortune on a great project or cause, which couldn't be attempted as a regular business proposition.

There's a hazard in that. The Macarthur Foundation started out conservative because John D. Macarthur, the guy who made the fortune, was conservative. But then it got taken over by his leftard trustafarian son and now it's a $6B slush fund of left-wing idiocy.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)

154
I thought I was pregnant, but it was just a kidney stone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:47 AM (uRmWf

Either or. Just a clump of cells.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (fWAjv)

155
Raising your kid to be a trannie:

http://goo.gl/p12ZZ7

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (iQIUe)

156 "Let the second or third generation have the ability to use that fortune on a great project or cause, which couldn't be attempted as a regular business proposition. "

Like Soros is grooming his sons to do? He's certainly got a "great project" going - undermining America and Western civ any way he can.

Since so many billionaires are left wingers, I have very little sympathy for their great causes - Bloomberg and gun control, for instance. Fuck them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (P8951)

157 Should I assume that since there is a "mister" you are the "missus?"

I am the other mister, lol.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:03 AM (O7MnT)

158 142 Funniest meme in a long time on Fb? Old car hands "giving" advice on winterizing your car.

My favorite: never switch to 4WD on bad roads. Think about it: if 2 tires are already sliding, why would you want all 4 tires sliding? That's just crazy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 08:04 AM (HMt16)

159 151 Yestermorn, my rant, annoyed,
Left me a touch paranoid.
So, 'ppreciate that Cloyd Freud
Took my big harangue in stroid.
-Burma Shove

Posted by: mindful webworker - expositionally at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (REkPr)

*golf clap*

**pours some Irish Coffee through the USB**

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:04 AM (fWAjv)

160 149 I thought HHS just said a week or so ago that it's "our obligation" to bail these health insurers out. So, I guess the taxpayer is the one that'll take it in the shorts...again...and again...and again.

Dondi El Combover has actually led the charge to prevent their bailouts.

Still will never vote for him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:04 AM (uRmWf)

161 152 Really giving away 99% of your fortune would entail driving around in a pickup truck with bales of bills in back, tossing out handfuls of cash to passers-by.


Visions of Jesse Pinkman...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 08:05 AM (HMt16)

162 154 Either or. Just a clump of cells.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (fWAjv)

Planned Mengelehood won't pay for mine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:05 AM (uRmWf)

163 ZeroCare: the "stealth issue of the 2016 campaign"?

State exchanges are failing all over, insurance companies are fleeing the market, costs are rising like an elevator and doctors are turning away patients.

http://thebea.st/1MW4z6F

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:06 AM (EPaen)

164 153 Great fortunes should be left intact. Let the second or third generation have the ability to use that fortune on a great project or cause, which couldn't be attempted as a regular business proposition.

There's a hazard in that. The Macarthur Foundation started out conservative because John D. Macarthur, the guy who made the fortune, was conservative. But then it got taken over by his leftard trustafarian son and now it's a $6B slush fund of left-wing idiocy.
Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)
==========

Walter Annenberg Foundation
Heinz Foundation

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)

165 My favorite: never switch to 4WD on bad roads. Think about it: if 2 tires are already sliding, why would you want all 4 tires sliding? That's just crazy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 08:04 AM (HMt16)

I liked the 'putting thin screws in 1/8 of an inch into your tire for instant snow tires.'

Those memes are gonna screw a lot of idiots up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:06 AM (fWAjv)

166
If hackers and fraudsters wanted to do some real good, they'd try and drain Zuckerberg, Soros, Steyer et al of all their funds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:07 AM (uRmWf)

167 I hear the breakfast menu at the summit is divine.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 08:07 AM (UzPAd)

168 I thought I was pregnant, but it was just a kidney stone.

****


I was told there would be no calculus on this blog!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 08:07 AM (NeFrd)

169
Planned Mengelehood won't pay for mine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:05 AM (uRmWf)

Like the name (granted, they would have no idea what it means but oh well)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:08 AM (fWAjv)

170 The story yesterday about New York City Black Preachers meeting with
Trump, and the Baltimore Black Preachers being livid over it, struck me
as being funny. What are these groups, Black Mafia Dons?

--

Incorrect thought. One must not have thoughts that deviate from the script. As we well know. I don't know, maybe I'm just very individualistic, but I'd be damned if I'd follow along with the herd just because I'm supposed to. I wish blacks would open up their eyes and see the true devastation liberalism has brought to their community. It's so obvious, even Rachel Jeantel should be able to understand it.

Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at December 02, 2015 08:08 AM (pVkEV)

171 No content?

That's not who we are.

Posted by: Presnit Awesome Weather McForecaster at December 02, 2015 08:09 AM (Fh+WR)

172 Headline typo of the day:

Ant-bullying program will be showcased at Harding in Oklahoma City - NewsOK.com

#AntLivesMatter

Posted by: mindful webworker - typographically at December 02, 2015 08:09 AM (REkPr)

173 Greetings gentlefappers.

#freshhell

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:11 AM (LUgeY)

174 "Ant-bullying program will be showcased at Harding in Oklahoma City - NewsOK.com "



Anti-Antites at it again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:12 AM (oauDz)

175 Like Soros is grooming his sons to do? He's certainly got a "great
project" going - undermining America and Western civ any way he can.

--

Whatever happened to the offspring who burns through Daddy's fortune to live in luxury, build palatial estates and travel the world? See: Vanderbilt, George

Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at December 02, 2015 08:13 AM (pVkEV)

176

Headline typo of the day: Ant-bullying program will be showcased at Harding in Oklahoma City - NewsOK.com

#AntLivesMatter
Posted by: mindful webworker



"Tarsi Up. Don't shoot!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:13 AM (kdS6q)

177 The really incredible news yesterday is that HUD cannot account for $20 billion from 2015. They think they spent it on budgeted items but no can tell where it went.

$20 billion. One year, one agency.

And, to think, there are people in America who actually think American government needs to get bigger!

If this were a private company the news would be non-stop, a USS Attorney would see this this as a career-maker and jail terms would be in prospect.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:13 AM (EPaen)

178 151 Yestermorn, my rant, annoyed,
Left me a touch paranoid.
So, 'ppreciate that Cloyd Freud
Took my big harangue in stroid.
-Burma Shove

We're good, MW. I hope you're right and I'm wrong, actually.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 02, 2015 08:14 AM (u5gzz)

179 Thanks for the diary entry of the day Muldoon!

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:14 AM (EPaen)

180 Zuck wants to give away his fortune?

Who do I contact in his organization? Being the nice guy that I am, and being so eager to help him out, I'll take it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:14 AM (LUgeY)

181 Today's least competent criminal story.

Tulsa, about 3:30 am, Walgreens at 71st and Lewis.

Police say he asked for some items and gave a clerk money to pay for them. The clerk was making change when he pulled out the gun.

The clerk closed the register, gave the robber his change and walked away from him.

Other customers were inside the store, but no one was injured.

The robber left the store.


Fox23
http://bit.ly/1IoNTFT

Posted by: mindful webworker - commercially at December 02, 2015 08:15 AM (REkPr)

182 We're good, MW. I hope you're right and I'm wrong, actually.


Ah, amity and comity break out on the blog!


I call bullshit.

Paint-soaked sponges at 20 paces, go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:16 AM (1xUj/)

183 Speaking of FNC and cable news in general, zblog.com has an article of interest up today.

The Z-Man nails it, as usual.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 08:16 AM (HMt16)

184 "Ah, amity and comity break out on the blog!"

THIS. WILL. NOT. STAND!!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (u5gzz)

185 No, MPPP-Pope Francis is not a "vile, disgusting piece of shit". He is a person made in the image of God who genuinely likes people, is influenced by the progressive politics of Argentina. seems to love Jesus and also appears to be incredibly naive.

Since you don't like him, you might reflect on some beautiful words of John Paul II-whom I think you probably do admire. There is a lot of spiritual meat in these words-for Catholics and for any Christian, really:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ovo7tpp

And what you can do-as a Roman Catholic- is to ask John Paul II to pray for the church and world-which I expect he's already doing. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (No/ki)

186 Air Force One is actually two planes (which makes sense, but I never knew). So SCOAMF blew right through 40 years worth of average Joe carbon emissions flying to Paris.

http://bit.ly/1Pv6WkI

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (EPaen)

187 "Zuckerberg to give away 99% of his wealth ..."

F'er should put his money where his mouth is and give it to Uncle Socialist to pay down the Nat'l Debt.

Posted by: dark helmet at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (hKyl0)

188 @177

Well we've racked up 10 trillion in debt under the SCOAMF and got ungatz.

Really, what's 20 billion when your racking up trillions.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (Z/0sh)

189 >>The really incredible news yesterday is that HUD cannot account for $20 billion from 2015. They think they spent it on budgeted items but no can tell where it went.

I saw that. It sounded like HUD admitted they had no viable accounting procedures and literally had no idea where the money went and no way to account for it. $20 billion.

People have become so numb to the shit going on in DC it doesn't even seem to make a dent in the news cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

190 Ah, amity and comity break out on the blog! 


[ ] This is who we are
[X ] This is not who we are

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 08:18 AM (7v/r5)

191 I. AM. SHOCKED!


http://tinyurl.com/pu6rabo


Tweets threatening to kill all black students at Kean U.


.....posted by black female activist

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)

192 151--haha, cool mww

Posted by: dark helmet at December 02, 2015 08:19 AM (hKyl0)

193 Ah, amity and comity break out on the blog!

They have medicine for that now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:19 AM (LUgeY)

194 HUD lost 20 billion dollars.

To the government it's just play money. They don't worry about a mere 20 billion lost here or there.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 02, 2015 08:20 AM (I0sxh)

195 186 Air Force One is actually two planes (which makes sense, but I never knew). So SCOAMF blew right through 40 years worth of average Joe carbon emissions flying to Paris.

http://bit.ly/1Pv6WkI
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (EPaen)

Air Force One is any number of planes. It's whatever the CinC is using at the time.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:20 AM (fWAjv)

196 fenelon

that was so kind of you...

mppp

i'm struggling with that guy too.... here's something to think about though....https://charliej373.wordpress.com/2015/10/25/rock-solid/

yes...it's a little bit kooky....but it's worth consideration

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 08:20 AM (0O7c5)

197 Content free, like a Trump "speech."

But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win when the Dims begin with a significant electoral edge? Yeah, yeah, I know -- 1 + 1 = 7.

Posted by: Post-American at December 02, 2015 08:21 AM (Y8P5w)

198 "and got ungatz. "


Had to look that one up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:21 AM (YgzEl)

199 A stinging rebuke to content filled posts.

Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:22 AM (BTnAK)

200 Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?

Posted by: mindful webworker - pun-ishingly at December 02, 2015 08:22 AM (REkPr)

201 *apologies. Pedantic before morning coffee

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (fWAjv)

202 They have medicine for that now.

It's called alcohol.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (bZ7mE)

203 Content is cisnormative and patriarchal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (1xUj/)

204 People have become so numb to the shit going on in DC it doesn't even seem to make a dent in the news cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (/tuJf)
------------------------------------------------------

Hardly a mention anywhere other than Bret Baier. Unbelievable.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (EPaen)

205 I. AM. SHOCKED!


http://tinyurl.com/pu6rabo


Tweets threatening to kill all black students at Kean U.


.....posted by black female activist




Obviously doing the job whites just won't do........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (FZxI4)

206 Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?

No, no, no, it was an old-timey radio show from the '40's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)

207 Baltimore clocked in #313 in the race for the win.

Is there a figure on number of shootings, also? If it's like Chicago, should be over 2000.

2000 ignored, gun-controlled shootings. Poor Narrative, it never had a chance...

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2015 08:24 AM (Z58Xa)

208 205 Obviously doing the job whites just won't do........
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (FZxI4)

That's Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:24 AM (uRmWf)

209 197 Karl Rove, is that you?

Posted by: dark helmet at December 02, 2015 08:24 AM (hKyl0)

210 189 >>The really incredible news yesterday is that HUD cannot account for $20 billion from 2015. They think they spent it on budgeted items but no can tell where it went.

I saw that. It sounded like HUD admitted they had no viable accounting procedures and literally had no idea where the money went and no way to account for it. $20 billion.

People have become so numb to the shit going on in DC it doesn't even seem to make a dent in the news cycle.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

----------------------

I'm not numb, as I said yesterday, the Federal government is fast becoming illegitimate. It won't do its primary function in protecting the border, is not equitable in the administration of justice, and now can't account for its activities.

I wouldn't be surprised if there is a 1/2 a trillion dollars that can't be accounted for each year.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 08:25 AM (LXJ1e)

211 206
Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?



No, no, no, it was an old-timey radio show from the '40's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)

no, it was the outtakes for that horror movie

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 08:25 AM (0O7c5)

212 it is literally FREEZING HERE......ugh

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 08:26 AM (0O7c5)

213 211 206
Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?



No, no, no, it was an old-timey radio show from the '40's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)

no, it was the outtakes for that horror movie



We're going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 08:26 AM (FZxI4)

214 197 Content free, like a Trump "speech."

But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win when the Dims begin with a significant electoral edge? Yeah, yeah, I know -- 1 + 1 = 7.
Posted by: Post-American at December 02, 2015 08:21 AM (Y8P5w)

-------------------------

I never thought of that before! How is Trump at 8% polling going to win the general election?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 08:26 AM (LXJ1e)

215 So I assume Anna Koimann is replacing Hasselbeck. Visually, that's fine...a hardbody on whom you could bounce a quarter on every square inch is nice to have.

Note to Ailes...it's the idiots on sides of the curvy couch you need to replace.

Posted by: Can we haz competent conservative media at December 02, 2015 08:27 AM (yxw0r)

216 >>no, it was the outtakes for that horror movie

Stevie Wonder/Paul McCartney duet.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:27 AM (/tuJf)

217 "No, no, no, it was an old-timey radio show from the '40's. "



They had some funny stuff. Like that one where they outsmarted the Nazis.


Classic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:27 AM (MYXww)

218 195 186 Air Force One is actually two planes (which makes sense, but I never knew). So SCOAMF blew right through 40 years worth of average Joe carbon emissions flying to Paris.

http://bit.ly/1Pv6WkI
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:17 AM (EPaen)

Air Force One is any number of planes. It's whatever the CinC is using at the time.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:20 AM (fWAjv)

----------------------

Yes Air Force One is whatever plane the President is flying in.

However, MTF is pointing out that TWO identical 747's travel wherever the President goes.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 08:28 AM (LXJ1e)

219 2,360 pages of omnibus spending bills to be voted on in the next day or so.

I know our elected officials are going to read and understand all of it.

I would like to rip Boehner's arms from his sockets and beat Ryan to a pulp with them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:54 AM (uRmWf)
_______________________

Think how much shorter these spending bills would be if we actually limited the federal government's operations to those areas which the U.S. Constitution actually allows -- like border security, immigration, the post office, national defense, etc.

We could do away with all the massive federal spending (and massive volumes of federal regs) on things like health care, education, housing and urban development, and all the other areas where the feds have no constitutional business being.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2015 08:28 AM (a31sM)

220 I saw Amity & Comity open for Burns & Allen at the Apollo in 1948.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 02, 2015 08:29 AM (u5gzz)

221 >>The really incredible news yesterday is that HUD cannot account for $20 billion from 2015. They think they spent it on budgeted items but no can tell where it went.

IIRC, isn't HUD led by Julian Castro, the darling of the Democrat Left and on the shortlist for Confused Drunken Grandma's VP?

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)

222 But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win when the Dims begin with a significant electoral edge? Yeah, yeah, I know -- 1 + 1 = 7.

Posted by: Post-American at December 02, 2015 08:21 AM (Y8P5w)

My 'no fucking way' is reserved for Jeb! and Rubio.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (fWAjv)

223
Amity and Comity,
Make get all mushy and vomity . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (uRmWf)

224 Wow. Trump is now saying we have to take out terrorists' families.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (1xUj/)

225 My 'no fucking way' is reserved for Jeb! and Rubio.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (fWAjv)

mine too!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (0O7c5)

226 However, MTF is pointing out that TWO identical 747's travel wherever the President goes.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 08:28 AM (LXJ1e

That's why I apologized.

Too early to actually read linked articles

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:31 AM (fWAjv)

227 >>My 'no fucking way' is reserved for Jeb! and Rubio.

Word.

It's baffling that the GOP is spending all of its energy fighting Trump instead of co-opting his successful messaging.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:31 AM (O7MnT)

228 >>Wow. Trump is now saying we have to take out terrorists' families.

Going full Kaiser Soze

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:31 AM (/tuJf)

229 In the choice between Hilllary, Bernie or Trump, I expect a number of conservatives will hold their nose and vote for Trump. He'd have to b an improvement over Obama and certainly better than Hillary or Bernie

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:32 AM (No/ki)

230 219 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2015 08:28 AM (a31sM)

The Federal government/bureaucracy is a vestige of the Democrats which is a hard left party/movement.

There is no way to stop it, short of blood. Whose blood is yet to be determined.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:32 AM (uRmWf)

231 Also in honor of the climate summit, see Karl Denninger's epic rant from yesterday:

https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230932



(I've also got a comment there.)

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:32 AM (sdi6R)

232 "Is there a figure on number of shootings, also? If it's like Chicago, should be over 2000. "

I don't have them handy, but it brings up a good point which I have mentioned before.

In Chicago, you have a better then 80% chance of surviving a shooting.

In Baltimore, last time I checked a few weeks ago, it was somewhere around a 68% survival rate.

Baltimore shootings are statistically far deadlier.

Better gun control, I guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 08:32 AM (ptqRm)

233 Wow. Trump is now saying we have to take out terrorists' families.

Good. It's about time someone got serious about eradicating those rabid animals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:32 AM (LUgeY)

234 224 Wow. Trump is now saying we have to take out terrorists' families.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:30 AM (1xUj/)


I wish I could vote more than once. Alas, I'm not a Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:33 AM (sdi6R)

235 228 >>Wow. Trump is now saying we have to take out terrorists' families.

Going full Kaiser Soze
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:31 AM (/tuJf)


Full Moses. When he came down Mt. Sinai with the tablets and saw the people worshipping the golden calf, he killed all the worshippers, their families, their servants and even their neighbors.

Trump nails it again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:34 AM (uRmWf)

236 It's baffling that the GOP is spending all of its energy fighting Trump instead of co-opting his successful messaging.

Donald Trump's Hair is not the enemy: socialism (and those who endorse it) is.

Karl Rove, Rinse Prius and others in the GOPe should be reminded of this every day, preferably with a baseball bat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:35 AM (LUgeY)

237 Full Moses. When he came down Mt. Sinai with the tablets and saw the people worshipping the golden calf, he killed all the worshippers, their families, their servants and even their neighbors.

Trump nails it again.




I don't remember Charlton Heston doing that.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (FZxI4)

238 The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families," Trump said.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (7v/r5)

239
But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win
Posted by: Post-American



Oh no! We've lost Bill Kristol! What will we dooooooooo!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (kdS6q)

240 215 So I assume Anna Koimann is replacing Hasselbeck. Visually, that's fine...a hardbody on whom you could bounce a quarter on every square inch is nice to have.

Note to Ailes...it's the idiots on sides of the curvy couch you need to replace.

Posted by: Can we haz competent conservative media at December 02, 2015 08:27 AM (yxw0r)


1 part Anna

1 part trampoline

http://tinyurl.com/pcdprdz

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (fWAjv)

241 236 Karl Rove, Rinse Prius and others in the GOPe should be reminded of this every day, preferably with a baseball bat.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:35 AM (LUgeY)


Rover, Rancid Pubis and all the rest are part of the Leviathan. They make money off the destruction so they support the destruction.

But the baseball bat is a feel-good idea for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:37 AM (uRmWf)

242 Yes Air Force One is whatever plane the President is flying in.


Don't forget support aircraft flying the limo, Marine one, advance staff that go earlier, et.

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 08:38 AM (T3Tpd)

243 You know, the last time I checked there were more people not voting for Jeb, Kasich, Christie, or whoever- you name 'em, than were not voting for Trump.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 02, 2015 08:38 AM (tEDMc)

244 I shocked by all this hate speech.

I'm reporting you all to the proper authorities.

[sends text to lead singer of Echo and The Bunnymen]

Posted by: Justina Socialina Warrioweena at December 02, 2015 08:38 AM (Jdgwe)

245 I do hope Trump has adequate personal protection. He has a lot of people who don't like him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (No/ki)

246 239 Oh no! We've lost Bill Kristol! What will we dooooooooo!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (kdS6q)


We will get all the Reagan Democrats who sat out '08 and '012.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (uRmWf)

247 This being Japan it is simultaneously funny, weird, and totally awesome:

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/12/01/the-star-

wars-folding-screens-just-unveiled-at-kiyomizu-

temple-in-kyoto-are-amazing/

(remove extra spaces)


It would be a bit like the Vatican temporarily replacing the Sistine Chapel ceiling painting of God giving life to Adam-

with a painting of George Lucas and Jar-Jar Binks.


/Giving Pope Frank a great idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (KUa85)

248 I would like to rip Boehner's arms from his sockets and beat Ryan to a pulp with them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 06:54 AM (uRmWf)
~~~~~
Ahhh memories. "Go ahead, hit your brother again! And I'll rip that arm right off ya and beat ya with the bloody stump!"

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (E6RIJ)

249 So disappointed DiCaprio isn't going to get the Ned Beatty treatment. Ned never deserved it. Leo on the other hand...

Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (ZY2zO)

250 But the thread has carbon. A B.F. Footprint

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (+c55T)

251 237 I don't remember Charlton Heston doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 08:36 AM (FZxI4)

That was the second unit directed by Sam Peckinpah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:40 AM (uRmWf)

252
Jimmy Burke and Tommy DiSimone approve of being Carbone-neutral.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:41 AM (uRmWf)

253 Good morning. There is white stuff falling from my sky. I yam disgustipated.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:41 AM (dFi94)

254 There's a hazard in that. The Macarthur Foundation started out conservative because John D. Macarthur, the guy who made the fortune, was conservative. But then it got taken over by his leftard trustafarian son and now it's a $6B slush fund of left-wing idiocy.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)


When billionaires talk about "giving their money away", it's giving it to a foundation. That's what I'm arguing against.

I would rather the family keep the money and do great things with it. Yes, you're going to have liberals in the family, but then again, you'll get some conservatives too. With a foundation, it's almost a 100% bet it will turn liberal within a few years of the benefactor's death.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 08:42 AM (Zs4uk)

255 Content free, like a Trump "speech."

But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win when the Dims begin with a significant electoral edge? Yeah, yeah, I know -- 1 + 1 = 7.


Posted by: Post-American at December 02, 2015 08:21 AM (Y8P5w)
_______

Yes, I myself am completely baffled by the poll numbers. Are there really so many Republicans longing for single-payer healthcare and a president who passionately approves of eminent domain? Its for some years now, that I can hardly recognize my own party, but now its totally out of control.

Hillary Clinton will be our next president.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:43 AM (1DSUd)

256 Good morning

Late!

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 08:43 AM (3ZtZW)

257 It's baffling that the GOP is spending all of its energy fighting Trump instead of co-opting his successful messaging.

It's not baffling if you realize they're really Democrats.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

258 "With a foundation, it's almost a 100% bet it will turn liberal within a few years of the benefactor's death. "

I remember reading that some kind of law requires that change.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (ptqRm)

259
EPA's clean power plan will not only destroy the coal industry, it is designed to nationalize the entire electric grid.

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (uRmWf)

260 >>>>
I liked the 'putting thin screws in 1/8 of an inch into your tire for instant snow tires.'



Those memes are gonna screw a lot of idiots up.
.
.
.
.Worked when I was truck driving. great on ice.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (iONHu)

261 249 So disappointed DiCaprio isn't going to get the Ned Beatty treatment. Ned never deserved it. Leo on the other hand...

Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 08:39 AM (ZY2zO)


Leo making the bear squeal like a piggy


http://tinyurl.com/p57uzc4

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (fWAjv)

262 Hillary Clinton will be our next president.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:43 AM (1DSUd)


Jeb should be pleased with that. I mean, he did give her that Liberty Medal and praise her years of public service.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (O7MnT)

263 Begonia's here--the Republic is saved!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (u5gzz)

264 Its for some years now, that I can hardly recognize my own party, but now its totally out of control.

===

Ought to be a clue, but some people never learn

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 08:45 AM (3ZtZW)

265 Wasn't Amity and Comity a show on Fox News?

No, no, no, it was an old-timey radio show from the '40's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:23 AM (LUgeY)

no, it was the outtakes for that horror movie


No, it was that stupid duet by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2015 08:45 AM (+c55T)

266 $20 Billion?

It's prob'ly over behind the refrigerator... I'm sure it'll turnup.

Posted by: franksalterego at December 02, 2015 08:45 AM (Fh+WR)

267 1 part Anna

1 part trampoline

http://tinyurl.com/pcdprdz


Oh my.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

268 255 Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:43 AM (1DSUd)

Do you not think it possible that he could have changed his position on things?

At the end of the day, if he is elected and turns socialist, it will be the death of his image and he cannot abide that.

In any case, I am just thrilled that he is making all the right heads explode.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 08:46 AM (uRmWf)

269 "The GOP is not the condom police.....Last I checked there's no shortage of rubbers in America"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jaymth3

Ted Cruz waded into water others might not touch.

Listen to the video without reading the comments first; It's funny; It's true and it's smart.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:46 AM (No/ki)

270 "But seriously, with so many conservatives saying "no fucking way" to voting for Trump, where the heck is he going to get the votes to win"
Posted by: Post-American


For every republican who says they won't vote for Trump, there are a hundred Reagan democrats who will.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 08:46 AM (Zs4uk)

271 Fucking Hollywood!

They left my best scene on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (KUa85)

272 Psalm 118:24


This is the day that the Lord has made -
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (dFi94)

273 Twenty billion here and twenty billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real Monopoly money...

Posted by: Zombie Everett Dirksen at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (u5gzz)

274 100% condiment free.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (rjtGa)

275 100% continence free.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (rjtGa)

276 Hugh Glass was mauled by a female with cubs.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (8HTq1)

277 Hillary Clinton will be our next president.


Hillary, Jeb, what's the difference?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

278 Bush and Graham are speaking as though Trump's lead is somehow illusory. It isn't. The Republicans who they CLAIM they speak for DON'T WANT THEM.

We don't want them.

A 95 percent of Republicans don't want them.

Reality is shattering their own image of themselves as having broad appeal. That is the image the liberal media has fraudulently sold to them because of their RINO records.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (KCQo0)

279 "It's prob'ly over behind the refrigerator... I'm sure it'll turnip."

Couch Cushions.

That's where I always find my millions which have gone missing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (ptqRm)

280 100% condiment free.
Posted by: eleven


Came in late. Have to catch up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 08:49 AM (FkBIv)

281 That's why I apologized.

Too early to actually read linked articles

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:31 AM (fWAjv)
-----------------------------------------------

I figured as much.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:49 AM (LISuA)

282 Jeb should be pleased with that. I mean, he did give her that Liberty Medal and praise her years of public service.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:44 AM (O7MnT)
______

I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays Republican base.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (1DSUd)

283 90 Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons


So the Redskins are finally changing their name?
Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)

I imagine the mascot as being something like the Duke Blue Devil except wearing assless chaps.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (RD7QR)

284 Bush and Graham are speaking as though Trump's lead is somehow illusory.

If Jeb had Trump's polling numbers, the GOP would be calling for everybody else to drop out and unify behind the inevitable candidate.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (O7MnT)

285 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays Republican base.
Posted by: Begonia

That's right! I reserve my hatred for my own party!!

Posted by: Jeb! at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (326rv)

286 The trampoline video is disappointing.Her support garment is too effective in preventing bouncing.

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (8HTq1)

287 Crap we've already declared Hillary the winner again and it's only 9:00.


This hump day sucks.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (rjtGa)

288 You know who's severely Conservative? Begonia, that's who.

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (u5gzz)

289 Ted Cruz Loves Condoms but Wants to Keep Others From Getting Birth Control!!!!

-Slate to the LIVs. And they'll believe this shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

290 >>Don't forget support aircraft flying the limo, Marine one, advance staff that go earlier, et.


One C-17 moves the "Beast". I think the limo goes in one too.

Posted by: Barry at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (c7vUv)

291 Plus it was worth seeing the video-which is only about a minute and a half-to see Ted Cruz exclaim, "Jimminy Cricket!" when talking about condoms. LOL.

I think I need to root quarters out from the bottom of my car and send Ted cruz a donation. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (No/ki)

292 288 You know who's severely Conservative? Begonia, that's who.

Posted by: Mitt Rombley at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (u5gzz)

Don't forget 'concerned.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

293 You know who's severely Conservative? Begonia, that's who.
Posted by: Mitt Rombley

She/he/and/or/it seems concerned as well.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (326rv)

294 Yeah, Trump is sure to win! Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure Christine O'Donnell would win - and they were so right about that. Wishing makes it so!

Posted by: person at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (mFkVC)

295 Ever notice how if your not in a relationship "Humpday" is just a taunt.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (rjtGa)

296 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship.

It would be a refreshing change from the usual groveling obsequiousness.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (O7MnT)

297 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate
that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced
and angry partisanship.


No, he approaches them in a gimp mask with his naked lubed ass in the air.

Just like Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (oVJmc)

298 To paraphrase, did we ever figure out whose sock bitch this begonia is?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (326rv)

299 Hillary, Jeb, what's the difference?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)
______

If you genuinely cannot tell, then you are beyond help!

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (1DSUd)

300 286 The trampoline video is disappointing.Her support garment is too effective in preventing bouncing.

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 08:51 AM (8HTq1)

Agree. First one that came up though but yeah, not jiggly at all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:54 AM (fWAjv)

301 -Slate to the LIVs. And they'll believe this shit

Well, of course, but what else is new? ;^)

But at least he went there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:54 AM (No/ki)

302 You leave Begonia alone , ya!

Posted by: Magnolia at December 02, 2015 08:54 AM (rjtGa)

303 This is the day that the Lord has made -
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

I is. I do. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (No/ki)

304 Yeah, Trump is sure to win! Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure Christine O'Donnell would win - and they were so right about that. Wishing makes it so!
Posted by: person

Name one asshole.

Posted by: Sen. Mikey Castle (R- DE) at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (326rv)

305 Don't let them get you down, Begonia. Gay is genetic. Sucking cock by choice means you're not gay!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (+c55T)

306 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays Republican base.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (1DSUd)
---------------------------------------------------

You're sounding a little goofy here. Everyone I know is willing to be pleasant as all get out as we lock the Progressives up. I, for one, hold no real animus and am willing to be cordial and as helpful as possible, as the key turns in the prison door.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (LISuA)

307 Listen to the video without reading the comments first; It's funny; It's true and it's smart.

And becoming more and more like his Sabo poster.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (LUgeY)

308 There are people writing at Hot Air that are so out of the loop that they are wondering how hard Lindsey Graham would work for electing Trump.

They are saying, in effect, that somehow Trump's election would hinge on Lindsey Graham endorsing him.

Do the folks at Hot Air think there is one person in South Carolina, or anywhere for that matter, who is going to base their vote on what Lindsey Graham thinks?

How do writers get so fucking stupid?

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (Zs4uk)

309 Hillary, Jeb, what's the difference?

Jeb will stick the knife in your back. Hillary will push it in from the front and smile as she watches the life drain from your eyes.

Either way, the Republic is equally dead.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM (O7MnT)

310 NRA's offering to upgrade life members to endowment life for $200 'til the end of the year, then the price goes way up.

One of the Moron's mentioned that life was going up to $1,500 (which I'm sure would be $1,000 on NRA day at Cabela's), but I didn't realize that endowment was also going up to $1,000.

So, now may be a good time to get your upgrades done. Call them to stop all the spam they send, and if you don't need the free gifts, tell them you don't want them.

They've been doing some really good work over the last few years.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 08:56 AM (XiVKO)

311 If Jeb had Trump's polling numbers, the GOP would be
calling for everybody else to drop out and unify behind the inevitable
candidate.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM


Heb! can't drop out of the race soon enough...if I have to sit through one more of his insipid teevee spots, I'm gonna hurl. Dude makes his older brother look like Mr Energy.

BTW: the stations here seem to run all political spots in a group, so we get Heb!, Shrillery, Rubio and Krispy Kreme, one after another. Not even broken up by the equally repetitive and insipid Toyota ads.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 08:56 AM (dbC6X)

312 Leo DiCaprio: Bears and lions and tigers and bears, oh my!


Dispassionate observer: You said 'bears' twice.


L.D.C.: I like bears.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 08:56 AM (NeFrd)

313 1 part Anna

1 part trampoline

http://tinyurl.com/pcdprdz


Oh my.

I'll be in my bunk.


*I typed this 15 minutes ago. The failure of the post button to post is clear evidence of the liberal bias of pixyware*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 08:56 AM (1xUj/)

314 Colorado State University paid 97,000 dollars to Planned Parenthood for baby body parts. For Research.

http://bit.ly/1TkBHqg

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:57 AM (dFi94)

315 If you genuinely cannot tell, then you are beyond help!
Posted by: Begonia

HUD shit $20 billion last year.

The kickback bank was brought back from the grave.

Another 'transportation' bill is being rammed through.

We're ALL beyond help.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 08:57 AM (326rv)

316 Didn't Groveling Obsequiousness use to open for Rock Bottom Risers?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 08:57 AM (7v/r5)

317 >>>>I'm not numb, as I said yesterday, the Federal government is fast
becoming illegitimate. It won't do its primary function in protecting
the border, is not equitable in the administration of justice, and now
can't account for its activities.



I wouldn't be surprised if there is a 1/2 a trillion dollars that can't be accounted for each year.
.
.
.I spent 20 years in the Military and from my own personal experience I would say about 25% of the budget is waste. And it starts at the bottom with simple stuff and gets incredibly big the further up the food chain you go.

A bunch of year end left over money? Instead of giving it back let's buy new furniture for everyone even though the stuff we have now is only two years old. And it grows from there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 08:58 AM (iONHu)

318 I always thought DiCaprio was more of a 'twink' lover.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:58 AM (oVJmc)

319 313 it did post ,267.

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (8HTq1)

320 272 Psalm 118:24


This is the day that the Lord has made -
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:47 AM (dFi94)

Feels like Genesis 7 here

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

321 >>A bunch of year end left over money? Instead of giving it back let's buy new furniture for everyone even though the stuff we have now is only two years old. And it grows from there.

Yea but there's a huge difference between wasting money and having no idea what happened to it. $20 billion is an awful lot of money to just disappear.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (/tuJf)

322 Yeah, Trump is sure to win! Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure Christine O'Donnell would win - and they were so right about that. Wishing makes it so!

In contrast, the GOP Establishment has a perfect record of picking winners. Like:

Senator Connie Mack (R-FL)
Senator Scott Brown (R-NH)
Senator Denny Rehberg (R-MT)
Senator Carly Fiorina (R-CA)
Senator Teri Land (R-MI)
Senator Tommy Thompson (R-WI)
Senator Rick Berg (R - ND)

And of course, Presidents McCain and Romney.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (O7MnT)

323 How do writers get so fucking stupid?
Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 08:55 AM


I'm just waiting for The Corpulent "Captain" and the rest of the Witches of Salem to endorse Heb! or Rubio.

Watching Poppin' Fresh's pathetic attempts to attack Trump makes my ardor for teh Donald's candidacy increase daily.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (dbC6X)

324 Is it true that Turkey has closed off the Bosporus? All I can find for sources is Infowars and Pravda, which are usually fraternal twins of bullshit. However, if true, that's a serious escalation that has caused more than a couple of wars.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (ppaKI)

325 Hey, at least it looks like we'll be able to get CMP 1911's, so I can't say we got nothing good out of this Congress.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (XiVKO)

326 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate
that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced
and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays
Republican base.

Posted by: Begonia


Right you are Miss B. I appreciate it because instead of hiding his perfidy and intent to stab me in the back, good ol' Jebbie is up front with it


Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (ftVQq)

327 Feels like Genesis 7

Was that album from the Peter Gabriel era or the Phil Collins Era?

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

328 And of course, Presidents McCain and Romney.

Bob Dole is upset that Bob Dole was not remembered.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 02, 2015 09:01 AM (326rv)

329 Feels like Genesis 7 here


Is that the one where Spock died?

Posted by: Magnolia at December 02, 2015 09:01 AM (rjtGa)

330 That wasn't a bear who raped Dicaprio. It was a bear identifying as an angry gay backwoods man. He never took off his boots, which is how you could tell.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 09:01 AM (LISuA)

331 Feels like Genesis 7 here

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

====================================================


I think you're absolutely right. Round up your families and prepare. God will watch over His own. The others better head for the Y and sign up for swimming lessons.



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 09:02 AM (dFi94)

332 Hillary, Jeb, what's the difference?



Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

______



If you genuinely cannot tell, then you are beyond help!

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:53 AM (1DSUd)

Other than the pantsuit, I mean.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

333 I did not have sexual relations. . . with that man. . . Mr. DiCaprio.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:02 AM (KCQo0)

334 BTW: the stations here seem to run all political spots in a group, so we get Heb!, Shrillery, Rubio and Krispy Kreme, one after another. Not even broken up by the equally repetitive and insipid Toyota ads.

So glad I don't have TV.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 09:02 AM (O7MnT)

335 In contrast, the GOP Establishment has a perfect record of picking winners. Like:
...
Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 08:59 AM (O7MnT)


I think you meant "picking and supporting" winners.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 09:02 AM (ftVQq)

336 By the way, if DiCaprio decides to stay with the bear I'd like dibs on asking his girlfriend out. Thank you.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 09:03 AM (LISuA)

337 Is that the one where Spock died?

No, no, no, that's the one where the cute little whale biologist turns into the green alien and Kirk nails her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:03 AM (LUgeY)

338 When I read Begonia, it reads like an AtC sock.

But, a hallmark of a good sock is to sound so crazy nobody knows if it's really a sock.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:03 AM (XiVKO)

339 This is more appropriate for the Book Thread, so

Pants On!


But for all of your bear-human sex needs,

there's a novella by one-time NYTimes fave author, Stanley Elkin, titled-

"The Making of Ashenden"


I read it a long time ago but basically it's about a guy bored with his marriage-

who becomes sexually involved with a female bear.

It's fairly graphic if I remember properly.


Just checked:

"The Making of Ashenden" is in-

"Stanley Elkins' Greatest Hits" which you can buy for $.01 at amazon.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 09:03 AM (KUa85)

340 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays Republican base.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (1DSUd)

Yes, the electorate appreciated McCain's and Romney's pleasant approach to their rivals.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)

341 So what's all this about John Goodman raping Leo diCaprio?

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 09:04 AM (O7MnT)

342 I categorically deny the scurrilous rumor that I smoke White Owls.

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh at December 02, 2015 09:04 AM (u5gzz)

343 Kirk gets all the green strange.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:04 AM (rjtGa)

344 How about the 1500 elected offices we picked up over the past few cycles?

Do the elite think these were won by establishment republicans?

New and exciting wins. Old and boring loses.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 09:05 AM (Zs4uk)

345 REMEMBER, only YOU can prevent the forest fire...IN MY PANTS.

Posted by: Smokey at December 02, 2015 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

346 Is it true that Turkey has closed off the Bosporus? All I can find for sources is Infowars and Pravda, which are usually fraternal twins of bullshit. However, if true, that's a serious escalation that has caused more than a couple of wars.Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (ppaKI)



http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/30/turkeys-latest-move-
on-russia-has-folks-worried-wwiii-is-about-to-start/

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 09:06 AM (7v/r5)

347 Has anyone noticed a.....change....in the bears lately?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:06 AM (rjtGa)

348 >>Yea but there's a huge difference between wasting money and having no idea what happened to it. $20 billion is an awful lot of money to just disappear.

Yes, yes it is.

*sits on large pile of duffle bags with dollar signs on them*

Posted by: Barry at December 02, 2015 09:07 AM (c7vUv)

349 I love that these celebrity bimbos are all getting made up with black eyes and battered faces. When you invite Sharia into America, you better get used to it. Oh, and rape.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 09:07 AM (UzPAd)

350 DiCaprio


....way too old.

Posted by: Pedobear at December 02, 2015 09:08 AM (fWAjv)

351 Fox is saying that Leonardo DiCarprio is NOT raped by a bear in his new movie.

Of course, the rape deniers at Fox would say that, wouldn't they?

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:08 AM (uqqRG)

352 349 Hey,but at least the bag over your head covers up the bruising.

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 09:08 AM (8HTq1)

353 From gardeningknowhow.com


"Watering correctly is important in the care of begonias. Soil should remain moist, but not too wet. A well-draining soil or potting mix simplifies this task. Water wax begonias at the base to avoid leaf spot and the possibility of fungal diseases."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)

354 Morning all

paid my bills, will treat a few patients, get a haircut, pack and I am off to Portsmouth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (gf8BH)

355 who becomes sexually involved with a female bear.

One does not just become sexually involved with a female bear.

Posted by: Boromir at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (BTnAK)

356 Dear Mr. Bear,

Call me.

- Carlos Estevez

Posted by: Charlie Sheehan at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (KCQo0)

357 By the way, Dondi is guest-posting at HotAir today. We hopefully will get Bobby Jindal!

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (LISuA)

358 Fox is saying that Leonardo DiCarprio is NOT raped by a bear in his new movie.

So it was consensual?

Posted by: Smokey at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

359 >>No, no, no, that's the one where the cute little whale biologist turns into the green alien and Kirk nails her.

I told Jim a hundred times: "If the bitch is green, the pussy is bad."

Posted by: Dr McCoy at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (c7vUv)

360 paid my bills, will treat a few patients, get a haircut, pack and I am off to Portsmouth


That dude's got it all figured out.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (rjtGa)

361 Fox is saying that Leonardo DiCarprio is NOT raped by a bear in his new movie.

Of course, the rape deniers at Fox would say that, wouldn't they?
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones

This is all kinds of wrong.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (326rv)

362 Where mending your torn garments is a radical act.

Posted by: Patagonia at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (/dOHC)

363 Teach female bears not to rape.

Posted by: Instapundit at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (uqqRG)

364 Dicaprio? He just laid there.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:10 AM (u5gzz)

365 One does not just become sexually involved with a female bear.

Just one dinner and she wants you to meet her family.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:11 AM (LUgeY)

366 L d C raped by a bear.


Ghey grizzlie or bi-polar?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 09:11 AM (NeFrd)

367 You may be right; Begonia might be an AtC sock
"Red faced" sounds like a phrase AtC would use.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:12 AM (No/ki)

368 I just saw Leo DiCaprio walking by my window carrying a mattress.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:12 AM (ppaKI)

369 I'm beginning to suspect that Matt Drudge got pawned by Sid Blumenthal about the bear story. There's some really bad blood between the two of them. Something about the frequency of Sid beating up his wife, iirc.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 09:12 AM (7v/r5)

370 Ghey grizzlie or bi-polar?

Well, it's name is Codie, and it's from AK, so.......

Posted by: Haven Monahan at December 02, 2015 09:13 AM (326rv)

371 I can understand the bear's rationale.

Posted by: John Kerry at December 02, 2015 09:13 AM (uqqRG)

372 I told Jim a hundred times: "If the bitch is green, the pussy is bad."

_______________________________

Yeah, like I'm taking sexual advice from a celibate guy I ironically nicknamed "Bones."

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 02, 2015 09:13 AM (KCQo0)

373 Water wax begonias at the base to avoid leaf spot and the possibility of fungal diseases."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)
===================================================

I had that problem a few summers ago. Fungus everywhere. And not just on the wax begonias - on the other ones with the large blossoms. Don't know what they're called. I just call them the Big Begonias. Anyway, they all got mildewey and the flowers dropped off. Never again. Last summer I grew dirt and it did just fine.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 09:14 AM (dFi94)

374 Makers of fine leather chaps for Alpine Sports.

Posted by: Bares of Patagonia at December 02, 2015 09:14 AM (/dOHC)

375
Our biggest challenge is radical islamic terrorism.

(There. I done said the buzzwords, you racist hicks what can't see the greatness that is me.)

And that's why I'm for open borders and wrecking our economy with global climate change initial...

...ZZzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Jeb! at December 02, 2015 09:14 AM (KUa85)

376 So, then I said, "Just grin and BEAR it!"

Posted by: The Bear Rapist at December 02, 2015 09:15 AM (uqqRG)

377 Right you are Miss B. I appreciate it because instead of hiding his perfidy and intent to stab me in the back, good ol' Jebbie is up front with it

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 09:00 AM (ftVQq)
______

And what kind of stabbing do you expect from Governor Bush? The man has a record, he has led a state and if you made the effort to take a look at his achievements, you would probably be surprised by the distinct lack of stab wounds.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 09:15 AM (1DSUd)

378
And what kind of stabbing do you expect from Governor Bush?


The same ones we got from the last Governor Bush.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

379 And what kind of stabbing do you expect from Governor Bush? The man has a record, he has led a state and if you made the effort to take a look at his achievements, you would probably be surprised by the distinct lack of stab wounds.
Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 09:15 AM (1DSUd)

Atc, is this you?

Posted by: Haven Monahan at December 02, 2015 09:16 AM (326rv)

380
"paid my bills, will treat a few patients, get a haircut, pack and I am off to Portsmouth"


The Portsmouth Probate Court signed off yesterday on my late aunt's estate. If you know anyone who needs a waterfront house in Island Park, let me know.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)

381 Climate change is driving bears to rape.

Posted by: Bill Nye at December 02, 2015 09:16 AM (uqqRG)

382 Bush? Eh. No.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 09:17 AM (dFi94)

383 207 Baltimore clocked in #313 in the race for the win.


I'm going for a grand total killed in Baltimore of 345.

283 90 Barack Obama has "released the Homo Demons


So the Redskins are finally changing their name?
Posted by: Colloge Graduit at December 02, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)

I imagine the mascot as being something like the Duke Blue Devil except wearing assless chaps.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (RD7QR)


And yes, I know that all chaps are assless by design, yadda yadda.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 09:17 AM (RD7QR)

384 Climate change is driving bears to rape.

Somebody had to do it.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:18 AM (rjtGa)

385 Climate change is driving bears to rape.


In a big SUV. And the bears don't even pitch in for gas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:18 AM (LUgeY)

386 The content-free post matches our content-free prezzy!!

So...what gaffe has he made in the last 24 hours?
More 'AGW worse that ISIS' comments? Speaking 5 X as long as allotted? Standing in Paris and claiming mass shootings only happen in the US?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 09:19 AM (NOIQH)

387 Climate change is driving bears to rape.


I use a beat-up, white, windowless van.

Posted by: Climate Change at December 02, 2015 09:19 AM (KUa85)

388 Climate change is driving bears to rape.


In a big SUV. And the bears don't even pitch in for gas.

And they're doing this out in the bush.

Therefore..............

Posted by: Haven Monahan at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (326rv)

389 The Daily Caller article is unsourced. The only mentions I see on the web od the Turks closing the Bosporous to Russian traffic are all ultimately leading to Infowars. Gotta be bullshit.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (LISuA)

390 *wonders how the F I am going to carry a whole den on my back around campus

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

391 Having completed my little dalliance, I left with the strong suspicion that Mr. DiCaprio wasn't really here for the hunting.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (u5gzz)

392 >>I just saw Leo DiCaprio walking by my window carrying a mattress.


Stop bestiality-shaming Leo!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (NOIQH)

393
Climate change is driving bears to rape.


And to join ISIS!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 02, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

394 >>And what kind of stabbing do you expect from Governor Bush?

After Perry blew his candidacy out of the water last cycle by saying that if you didn't agree with him on amnesty you had no heart I didn't think any Republican would make that mistake again. Yet Bush decided to go even further and just tell any Republican who didn't agree with his ideas on amnesty to get bent. Novel strategy.

New Q poll out today.

Trump 27
Rubio 17
Cruz 16
Carson 16
Bush 5

Turn out the lights, Jeb.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:21 AM (/tuJf)

395 And that's why I'm for open borders and wrecking our economy with global climate change initial...

Hey, Jeb is more than support for Amnesty and Climate Change Regulations.

He is also a huge fan of Government subsidies for connected crony corporations.

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)

396 >>Having completed my little dalliance, I left with the strong suspicion that Mr. DiCaprio wasn't really here for the hunting.


You saw him wearing that fluffy animal-skin coat and you just assumed he was DTF, eh?
How dare you judge him by his apparel - fur does not equal consent!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 09:22 AM (NOIQH)

397 Climate change is driving bears to rape.


*****


They told me Uber was charging too much.

Posted by: Climate Change at December 02, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

398 And here it is-The famous emus dancing tango with a weasel ball video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

I think we ought to have a thread on here where all we do is post jokes, funny video clips. If Norman Cousins can help recover from cancer by watching funny movies. I don't see why we can't get some additional energy to fight the good fight in part by watching funny stuff. laughter is good for the soul and body.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:22 AM (No/ki)

399 Jebediah, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:23 AM (rjtGa)

400 Ben Carson's shot at pro-lifers pretty much ended his campaign.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:23 AM (uqqRG)

401 The Daily Caller article is unsourced.


I don't usually use them as a reputable source. Not sure how I got there this morning.

But given the whack job Islamist running the country it fits solidly in the 'plausible' category.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 09:24 AM (7v/r5)

402 You might want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: Rape Polar Bear at December 02, 2015 09:24 AM (2oWD2)

403 It's a three-man race now: Trump, Cruz and Rubio.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:24 AM (uqqRG)

404 "The cumulative probability of U.S. recession reaches 65 percent next year," Citi's rates strategists wrote in their 2016 outlook ..."

where the f&ck have they been for the last 7 years ? ... good grief

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (yq4gk)

405 Ben Carson's shot at pro-lifers pretty much ended his campaign.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones

He fucked up; he trusted us.

Posted by: MFM at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (326rv)

406 *off sock

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

407 403 It's a three-man race now: Trump, Cruz and Rubio.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:24 AM (uqqRG)

Perhaps SMOD can force a brokered convention.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

408 Did the Chicago police chief get a buyout...or a death threat?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (x9c8r)

409 I was wondering if that Moho drilling in the Indian Ocean (from the side-bar) was being done in the same area as the Vela incident.

Nope! My tinfoil hat can go back in the band box.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (q2o38)

410 Is Obama clueless?

Does a bear rape movie stars in the woods?

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (uqqRG)

411 This week we're going to separate the bears from the boys.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

412 So anyway, here's your horrible tip for the day

If you get a tube of chocolate chip cookie dough or those nestle buttons, which is better, you can pop those in your office toaster oven and make everyone else jealous with their pathetic toaster pastries and such.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 09:26 AM (3ZtZW)

413 I'm telling you: Robot Apocalypse is a dark horse candidate the people can really get behind. SMOD and Cthulu have been around for billions of years, it's time for some new blood in Washington!

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (XiVKO)

414 Does a bear rape movie stars in the woods?
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones

let's just say that the re-make of the "bad News Bears" is going to depart dramatically from its predecessor.

Posted by: Hooray for Hollywood at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (326rv)

415 Is it just me, or is it funny that the sidebar has "Nude Photos Of Charlotte McKinney Surface On Instagram In Huge Hack," three days running, as if they need advertisement. Thanks, RDBrewer.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (3dOE/)

416 This seems like as good a time as any to tell this story.

I went with the mother's group from my church to the natural history museum in SD, at the Prado.

At the entrance was a polar bear. Maybe it still is. I haven't dared to go back and see.

My friends daughter proudly ran up to her and handed her the bear's penis, which she had snapped off. I only recalled this traumatic event after hearing everywhere about Leo and the bear. I know it wasn't that one!

Posted by: Who Knows at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (W+Itt)

417  Ben Carson's shot at pro-lifers pretty much ended his campaign.Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:23 AM

Ted Cruz should probably pick them up. And Rick Santorum could pick up a quarter point.

I don't know why certain candidates always shoot themselves in the foot.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (7v/r5)

418 So the Star Wars Holiday Special turned up on my Twitter timeline.

I ain't going down alone.

https://youtu.be/Z4CtXcjib4o

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (9krrF)

419 You usually have to go pretty deep web to find bear rape videos. But I guess everything eventually goes mainstream if you live long enough.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:29 AM (uqqRG)

420 That's a great story, Who Knows.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)

421 Climate change is driving bears to rape.

(talking on cell phone)

Damn it! I was there at 8:01.

You couldn't wait one minute?!?

Screw you guys. Now I'm gonna be late for everything.

Yeah...yeah...sure...like I want sloppy tenths.

Eff. U.

Posted by: Bear on the Subway at December 02, 2015 09:30 AM (KUa85)

422 That dancing emu stuff is pretty compelling evidence that global warming is causing the animals to evolve. They'll be able to pick up partying where we left off, after we're gone.

Posted by: goon at December 02, 2015 09:30 AM (gy5kE)

423 Re: DiCaprio and the end of the world:

In the bible it talks about the Voice crying in the Wilderness.

So.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 09:30 AM (3ZtZW)

424 Is it just me, or is it funny that the sidebar has "Nude Photos Of Charlotte McKinney Surface On Instagram In Huge Hack," three days running, as if they need advertisement. Thanks, RDBrewer.

I took that as a sign her Q-rating was fizzling lately.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:30 AM (rjtGa)

425 I don't always smoke after sex. But if if I do, it's after rape sex.

Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:31 AM (2oWD2)

426 I'm pretty sure that girl hasn't pooped once in her life.

I mean, not that I'm saying I looked at her hacked Instagram pictures or anything...

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:31 AM (XiVKO)

427 I don't even know who Charlotte McKinney is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:31 AM (No/ki)

428 dammit

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 09:32 AM (fWAjv)

429 I don't even know who Charlotte McKinney is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Call me.

Posted by: Bare in the BIG Blue House at December 02, 2015 09:32 AM (326rv)

430 Is it just me, or is it funny that the sidebar has "Nude Photos Of Charlotte McKinney Surface On Instagram In Huge Hack," three days running, as if they need advertisement. Thanks, RDBrewer.

RDB's on a quest for each and every Moron to click on that link regardless of how long it takes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:32 AM (LUgeY)

431 Art up.

Posted by: HH at December 02, 2015 09:33 AM (DrCtv)

432 I just saw Leo DiCaprio walking by my window carrying a mattress.

If Leo dresses provocatively and hangs out in the woods what does he think is going to happen?!

Posted by: Wiser, older bears at December 02, 2015 09:33 AM (LISuA)

433 349 I love that these celebrity bimbos are all getting made up with black eyes and battered faces. When you invite Sharia into America, you better get used to it. Oh, and rape.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 09:07 AM (UzPAd)
___________________

Yeah, what the hell is the point of that supposed to be?

If an organization wants to call attention to spousal abuse, wouldn't it make sense to use photos of actual abuse injuries, rather than silly celebrities sporting "abuse" make-up? It trivializes a serious problem, and it's just another instance of pointless "virtue signalling" by narcissistic celebrities.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2015 09:33 AM (a31sM)

434 I'm pretty sure that girl hasn't pooped once in her life.

She poops but they're perfectly formed Kit Kat bars.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (rjtGa)

435 I guess we now know the answer to the age old question.

A bear does diCrapio in the woods.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (NeFrd)

436 Ben Carson's shot at pro-lifers pretty much ended his campaign.Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 02, 2015 09:23 AM

Ted Cruz should probably pick them up. And Rick Santorum could pick up a quarter point.

I don't know why certain candidates always shoot themselves in the foot.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 09:27 AM (7v/r5)



It was pretty much inevitable given his weird foreign policy wankery ala "If we can just get both sides to sit down together and I'll solve the problems with my super brain".

You never ever see the "both sides equally suck "gambit from the Dims. That's why they win.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (KUa85)

437 Christine O'Donnell beat GOPe.
Gutfeld is still busting a gut over that.
He felt like he came out on the short of that.

Posted by: yup at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (I0sxh)

438 Thanks, Fenelon. We didn't know what to do with it. I can't recall if her mom threw it out or gave it to a curator.

What do you do with a vandalized bear penis?

It was very small anyway.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (W+Itt)

439 Yes, rape is one of two notorious things I do in the woods.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (KCQo0)

440 It really doesn't take me to point out that the significant increase in Global Entropy Change(tm) hardly equates to no content.

Posted by: Zombie Albert Einstein at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (nSW/N)

441 Guess what I do in the sea?

Posted by: The Shark at December 02, 2015 09:36 AM (KCQo0)

442 So, anyways, per the BA Herald:
Clinton: US should learn from LatAm on women presidents

Which is kinda rich from paper in a country that should remember the legacy that Isabelita Peron brought to them.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/pk87h4k

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2015 09:36 AM (q2o38)

443 Somewhere, high in an Alpine Meadow, a little swiss miss packs fudge for the holidays while dreaming of bears and a lucrative Hollywood contract.

Nothing says Holidays like fudge from high Alpine Meadows.

Call our Fantasy Fulfillment department today, because we care about your satisfaction.







Posted by: Bares of Patagonia at December 02, 2015 09:36 AM (/dOHC)

444 Glass coffee tables are cheap on Craig's List.

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:36 AM (2oWD2)

445 I saw that xxx video of a musie having fun with a goat, that was enough for me, don't ask for the web address, I didn't save it...Goat looked rather passive.

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 09:37 AM (T3Tpd)

446 Yes, rape is one of two notorious things I do in the woods.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Charmin the Rabbit at December 02, 2015 09:43 AM (LUgeY)

447 >>>>The Daily Caller article is unsourced. The only mentions I see on the
web od the Turks closing the Bosporous to Russian traffic are all
ultimately leading to Infowars. Gotta be bullshit.
.
.
.If it is on Info wars it is Weapons Grade B$. That site is 96.4% hamster free.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (iONHu)

448 Full Moses. When he came down Mt. Sinai with the tablets and saw the people worshipping the golden calf, he killed all the worshippers, their families, their servants and even their neighbors. Trump nails it again. Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---
Or full Elijah.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 09:46 AM (0dXaM)

449 Did you know... that Nero Wolfe, the famous NYC private investigator, is a Montenegran immigrant?

Moar Montenegrans, fewer Syrians, please!

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 09:46 AM (j+aWk)

450 306 I think there are a lot people in the electorate who would appreciate that Governor Bush doesnt approach Democrats with kneejerk, red-faced and angry partisanship. Though this seems to be a hard sell with todays Republican base.

Posted by: Begonia at December 02, 2015 08:50 AM (1DSUd)

_________

RINO lovers like you will never get it. When presented with a choice between a leftist "D" and a leftist "R", people always choose the "D".

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 09:48 AM (0LHZx)

451 294 Yeah, Trump is sure to win! Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure Christine O'Donnell would win - and they were so right about that. Wishing makes it so!
Posted by: person at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (mFkVC)

-------------

Sen. Mike Castle agrees.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 09:48 AM (LXJ1e)

452 BärScheißeporn?

Jiminy crickets, let's not give the Krauts more ideas.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (j+aWk)

453 Hopefully the 2016 recession starts around April and kicks into high gear right around, oh mid October

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (0LHZx)

454 I thought Amity was the conservative and Comity was the token liberal.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (0dXaM)

455 294 Yeah, Trump is sure to win! Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure Christine O'Donnell would win - and they were so right about that. Wishing makes it so!
Posted by: person at December 02, 2015 08:52 AM (mFkVC)

__________

Remember back in Nov 2011 how Mitt "Electable" Romney was going to cruise to victory? Ahh good times, good times indeed.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (0LHZx)

456 Let's try BarScheissePorn without the umlauts and double-S glyphs.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (j+aWk)

457 Whenever people predict recessions, they ususally don't come true. Hell Paulie Krugman predicted a recession every year between 2002 and 2007. Eventually he was right but he was usually wrong.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (0LHZx)

458
Don't you guys remember how many of the same prognosticators were absolutely sure.........

**********

Ugh, don't be an asshole!

Posted by: President's Dole, McCain, and Romney at December 02, 2015 09:57 AM (OiFtZ)

459 Yeah, begonia's got to be a POE.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (0dXaM)

460 Whenever people predict recessions, they ususally
don't come true. Hell Paulie Krugman predicted a recession every year
between 2002 and 2007. Eventually he was right but he was usually wrong.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew


1. Find something that happens, preferably something that is cyclical.

2. Keep saying it's going to happen.

3. Look like fucking Nostradamus when it happens.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (2oWD2)

461 Yeah, begonia's got to be a POE.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner


Like Edgar Allen?

Posted by: GOP at December 02, 2015 10:08 AM (/Ho8c)

462 Off complicit sock.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 02, 2015 10:10 AM (/Ho8c)

463 What do you do with a vandalized bear penis?
What do you do with a vandalized bear penis?
What do you do with a vandalized bear penis?
Er-lye in the mornin'.

Way-hay, and up she rises...

Wait.

Posted by: Sea Chantey Guys at December 02, 2015 11:45 AM (vgIRn)

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