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Ivan Shishkin, "Rye Fields" (187

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1 Just in time for Tuesday raping!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 10:21 AM (JtwS4)

2 Cropdusters dream. No powerlines.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (go5uR)

3 More like Wry Fields in these burning times.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (C6cTZ)

4 I got nothing.

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (2Ocf1)

5 I wonder what kind of trees those are. Nice painting.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (myGBe)

6 I take it back, it's consensual.

There are swallows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (JtwS4)

7 Warning: This is supposedly a legitimate article and not from The Onion:

http://tinyurl.com/ownv5uo

Bulging biceps lead to dangerous masculinity.

* I shit you not!

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 10:23 AM (BZAd3)

8 Sting wrote a song about that painting.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 10:24 AM (BZAd3)

9 Found the sniper, but he's too far away for an accurate sho

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (WiU5D)

10 That field is going to yield substantial whiskey supplies.

Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2015 10:26 AM (LISuA)

11 Those tracks lead to nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 10:26 AM (0eidE)

12 No evidence of a Chevy or a levy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (WAX3V)

13 *taps chin*

Now to what use would the Horde put rye?

*taps chin*

It's a mystery, really.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

14 Slow News day...I mean other than the Russians are taking over the MIddle East and the Palestinians are getting out of control...and Iran is building a bomb...but that is becoming just background noise...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (gf8BH)

15 This looks like the site of the first pagan altar from True Detective - first season.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (0dcbp)

16 RYE Shiskin? Pine Shiskin, I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 10:28 AM (3pRHP)

17 Can't have rye fields without a still nearby.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 10:28 AM (t2KH5)

18 Needs a still.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)

19 Rye, the original booze for a Manhattan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:28 AM (jJRIy)

20 13 *taps chin*

Now to what use would the Horde put rye?

*taps chin*

It's a mystery, really.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

I whiskey I could figure it out...

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 06, 2015 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

21 Warning: This is supposedly a legitimate article and not from The Onion:

Bulging biceps lead to dangerous masculinity.



Saw that yesterday.

The world is full of crazy people. The Vanderbilt campus even moreso.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:29 AM (LUgeY)

22 Still Life with Rye.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:29 AM (WAX3V)

23 Looks like winter wheat to me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:29 AM (jJRIy)

24 My Empress, that is a purely rhetorical question correct?

For your amusement whilst reading a precis:
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/10/best-academic-abstract-ever.php

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (C6cTZ)

25
I piss for Hillary!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (OiFtZ)

26 So where is the catcher?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (r65B3)

27 25

I piss on my leg for Hillary!


Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (OiFtZ)


FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:31 AM (jJRIy)

28 Rye. The Bread That Kills. Pont-Saint-Esprit, 1951.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:31 AM (xq1UY)

29 Vlad dissed me! ME!

So, Ima take ALL the guns away in the WHOLE WORLD.

I'll show you, Daddy. I mean Vladdy.


Posted by: Barry the Petulant at October 06, 2015 10:31 AM (0dcbp)

30 mmm rye

Posted by: chemjeff at October 06, 2015 10:31 AM (lVU49)

31 Maybe there's some ergot out there and we can trip balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:32 AM (2Ojst)

32 Old Overholt's going for over $20 a fifth in my parts. Just a couple years ago that was an $11 bottle.

That was my go-to Old Fashioned base, now I'm going to have to find something else. Sadly, I think rye prices are staying high for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:32 AM (5npD/)

33 So, Ima take ALL the guns away in the WHOLE WORLD.

I'll show you, Daddy. I mean Vladdy.

Posted by: Barry the Petulant at October 06, 2015 10:31 AM (0dcbp)

As a pilot program can we start with Chicago and Washington D.C?

Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (0eidE)

34 Shrug

Posted by: Atlas at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (cgxNI)

35 Ah, a field of dreams.

Posted by: HH at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (DrCtv)

36 >>Bulging biceps lead to dangerous masculinity.



*glares at Mr. Macca Bean*

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (NOIQH)

37 Don't know nuthin' about art so I'm out of here. Try not to trash the place.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (ZDJwC)

38

Not very cartoonish.

Mom used to buy rye bread. Disgusting. She bought rye bread instead of Wonder bread for the same reason she'd buy Shredded Wheat cereal instead f Frosted Flakes, etc....because it would last longer.

Yeah, us kids would eat the Goods too quickly so she bought the Bads so we wouldnt eat them up.

That's Leftism economics, right there, is what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (Twaz5)

39 I wonder what kind of trees those are.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter

Deciduous.

Posted by: Wry Fields at October 06, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)

40 Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

In the same vein, most of the "wheat" fields in northern Colorado are actually barley. Oddly enough, there's not much barley bread made in the area. I wonder why?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 06, 2015 10:34 AM (GDulk)

41 Found the sniper, but he's too far away for an accurate sho

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (WiU5D)





General Sedgwick, I presume?

Posted by: Country Singer at October 06, 2015 10:34 AM (nL0sw)

42 Slow News day...I mean other than the Russians are
taking over the MIddle East and the Palestinians are getting out of
control...and Iran is building a bomb...but that is becoming just
background noise...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM


Don't forget that Congress is all ready to pass TPP/ChoomTrade today.

Nice jobs you got there, boys. Would be a shame if something happened to them....

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 06, 2015 10:35 AM (1GuiX)

43 Took 'til comment #10 to mention whiskey. MTF for teh win, and in before the flood of mentions of the obvious. (Even a dullard like me thunk of it the moment I hit the word "rye"?)

Had to go all the way to #26 to mention catcher, though. Honorary mention for Diogenes.

Thank heavens they were mentioned in the correct order or I'd be worried.

Posted by: mindful webworker - them good ol boys wuz drinkin... at October 06, 2015 10:35 AM (RSQta)

44 Want some rye? Course ya do!

Posted by: that guy from return to zork at October 06, 2015 10:35 AM (O20we)

45 Duke, you should have never pointed out the sniper's location. That is why they have spotters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (C6cTZ)

46 If there were pigs walking through the fields, you could have ham on rye.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (0dcbp)

47 >>Yeah, us kids would eat the Goods too quickly so she bought the Bads so we wouldnt eat them up.

Ah, our moms must have shared notes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

48 32 Old Overholt's going for over $20 a fifth in my parts. Just a couple years ago that was an $11 bottle.

That was my go-to Old Fashioned base, now I'm going to have to find something else. Sadly, I think rye prices are staying high for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:32 AM (5npD/)

Total Wine lists Old Overholt at 15.99/fifth.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (2Ojst)

49 Distillers everywhere thank the artist. Some fine drinking in that painting. Wonder if the birds in the distance are edible and will come within shotgun range.

Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (FvdPb)

50 One dead tree.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM (cbfNE)

51 Don't forget that Congress is all ready to pass TPP/ChoomTrade today.

Nice jobs you got there, boys. Would be a shame if something happened to them....
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 06, 2015 10:35 AM (1GuiX)

And Fredo may veto the Defense Authorization Bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM (gf8BH)

52 Those trees don't look happy.

Posted by: Bob Ross at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM (6n332)

53 "Sadly, I think rye prices are staying high for the foreseeable future."

Can't speak to the economics of distillation into liquor, but rye as a crop is damned robust. If the market demands more rye grain, it'll show up without any trouble. Farmers cut back on rye not because it's a difficult or costly thing to grow, but just because for a while there it wasn't being bought much.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM (noWW6)

54 It's quadra-triticale. Underneath, it's teeming with tribbles.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM (xq1UY)

55 My Empress, that is a purely rhetorical question correct?

For your amusement whilst reading a precis:
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/10/best-academic-abstract-ever.php
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (C6cTZ)



Anything that kicks Cass Sunstein in the balls for awhile is good by me.


I also like this: 23 dissertations with hilariously honest titles. http://bzfd.it/1QWylZp


WARNING WARNING BUZZFEED

*hangs head in shame*

I know, I know, but at least it'snot Gawker.

Number 9 was written by a Hordeling, I just now it was.

Sekrit to Bander: I know you wrote 14, do not lie to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (mf5HN)

56 This was mentioned earlier today but I still cannot believe it.

TFG is avoiding a fight with the Senate over a successor appointment to 'Secretary of Education' position by simply describing his preferred person as "temporary".

The President has said he has no intention of submitting the name for confirmation. Just going to skip that part entirely, thank you very much.

Every day is an education with TFG.

Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (LISuA)

57 Interesting fact: this is actually an extreme close-up of my mons pubis.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (VAsIq)

58 54 It's quadra-triticale. Underneath, it's teeming with tribbles.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM (xq1UY)

Quadrotriticale! Is Russian inwention!

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (2Ojst)

59 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (C6cTZ)


Given the undergrad major of the kid that wrote that abstract, I'm betting the paper itself is a big buzzkill compared to the abstract.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (Wckf4)

60 Oh, Anna, if your protagonists are in Italy I must beg that they pick up a Villar-Perosa M1915. It is the conversion of the Villar Perosa lmg (in 9 Glisenti!) originally for motorcycle sidecars, and airplanes, and later when found not terribly useful the were sent to alpine troops, usually equiped with the steel plate shield, which was found to be pretty useless and heavy. It was jury-rigged to a SMG for the Italian version of the Stormtroopers

(about 0:40 mark in this video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_mmIL_qHM

And here is a young lady shooting the Alpine troop version without the shield off a bipod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq7uXjbY5bk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 10:39 AM (3pRHP)

61 I love the local newspaper guy dissing Obama. Really good stuff.




Expect to get audited.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:39 AM (jJRIy)

62 It struck me a few days ago that this is what baffles me about the Lefitst elite:

On one hand, they consider patriotism and nationalism to be outdated and crude - so they're all for open borders, international law, amnesty and so on.

On the other hand , they promote tribal divisiveness, setting races, sexes, and religions (and the non-religious) against each other.

They aspire to One World Utopia and at the very same time insist on defining and splitting us up into narrowly defined groups - which all distrust and dislike The Other. I'm not sure how you get the Global Elites placidly reigning over us all when you've got blacks and Hispanics and Muslims and whites fighting each other, men and women fighting each other, gays fighting with straights, fanatical atheists fighting Christians, etc.

It's like they're tossing a match into a vat of gasoline while they've assured themselves they'll be able to control the fire.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 06, 2015 10:39 AM (u0lmX)

63 And Fredo may veto the Defense Authorization Bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:37 AM


Who needs that dumb ol' "defense," anyway?

Except as a job-placement resource for trannies and various lackwits who have caught Choom Boy's eye, we don't need a bunch of yoots carrying around firearms, anyway. They'll just make the Muzzies mad.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 06, 2015 10:39 AM (1GuiX)

64 I may have to hit the Total Wine in Jersey and stock up, once my booze fund builds back up.

Should have been clearer that my stupid state liquor stores sell it for $21 (on sale).

People are discovering rye, that's why the prices are up I think. Same way Bourbon prices went through the roof a few years ago.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:40 AM (5npD/)

65 And, stunning painting this morning RDB, thanks!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 06, 2015 10:40 AM (Wckf4)

66 @58 Eez Rooshin londskep-penter. No?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:41 AM (xq1UY)

67 Thanks, rdbrewer! My day is complete.

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 10:41 AM (2X7pN)

68 Don't forget that Congress is all ready to pass TPP/ChoomTrade today.Nice jobs you got there, boys. Would be a shame if something happened to them....Posted by: MrScribbler at October 06, 2015 10:35 AM (1GuiX)

I'm sure the good 'ol USA will score a solid second place finish in any trade war, like we did with China. Manufacturing only lost 57, 000 factories and something like 5, 000, 000 jobs in this country.

Talk about wealth redistribution, what the hell can you call that?

I've decided on the Trump bumper sticker I want:

TRUMP/FYNQ

Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (sI4OA)

69
Hillary's vag lips look very much like her cankles: saggy, old and wrinkly, and smelly.

Posted by: Dr. Krauthummer at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (OiFtZ)

70 Injuin Liz on Drudge. How do those people get elected?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (jJRIy)

71 How do President Kick-Ass's balls taste, unions?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:43 AM (5npD/)

72 Should have been clearer that my stupid state liquor stores sell it for $21 (on sale).

People are discovering rye, that's why the prices are up I think. Same way Bourbon prices went through the roof a few years ago.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:40 AM (5npD/)

Ah. State-rationed Victory Gin. That'll do it every time.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst)

73 Sekrit to Bander: I know you wrote 14, do not lie to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:38 AM (mf5HN)



Oh! The little redheaded girl noticed me!

I might possibly with to experiment with "shocking people in the butt makes them pee, but only if you do it right".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 10:44 AM (JtwS4)

74 That place would make a great parking lot, if only they had cars.

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at October 06, 2015 10:44 AM (mCcKq)

75 Injuin Liz on Drudge. How do those people get elected?


Posted by: Nip Sip

Me take scalp of many enemy. Sell to pale-skin for much wampum.

Posted by: Princess High-cheeks Ruffled Feathers at October 06, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)

76 Donna: ...Lefitst elite... all for open borders... [yet] promote tribal divisiveness... aspire to One World Utopia... [but] insist on defining and splitting us up into narrowly defined groups

Instead of saying they believe in Utopia, one world, etc, you should say their rhetoric proclaims that, but their real beliefs are the opposites you elucidated.

Which is why I believe the correct term is "regressives."

Posted by: mindful webworker - redefining redefinitions at October 06, 2015 10:45 AM (RSQta)

77 Rye so serious?

Posted by: Joker at October 06, 2015 10:45 AM (mCcKq)

78 How do President Kick-Ass's balls taste, unions?


Posted by: Chupacabra

Salty and over-used.

Posted by: Unions at October 06, 2015 10:46 AM (VAsIq)

79
Rye? Meh,, I'ma tater kinda' gal....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 10:46 AM (HSmrB)

80 Beautiful! Makes me want to be there, running through the fields, singing the Sound of Music.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 10:46 AM (E5UB0)

81 38

Not very cartoonish.

Mom used to buy rye bread. Disgusting. She bought rye bread instead of Wonder bread for the same reason she'd buy Shredded Wheat cereal instead f Frosted Flakes, etc....because it would last longer.

Yeah, us kids would eat the Goods too quickly so she bought the Bads so we wouldnt eat them up.

That's Leftism economics, right there, is what it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (Twaz5)

---------------------

I've got 4 kids, thanks for that tip!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 06, 2015 10:46 AM (LXJ1e)

82 Photorealistic if you click on it. Outstanding, rdb.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 10:47 AM (E5UB0)

83 The state stores are okay, sometimes. Mrs. Chupacabra scored me a whole case of George T. Stagg one year at a good price.

She wasn't Mrs. Chupacabra back then, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:47 AM (5npD/)

84  Wonder if the birds in the distance are edible and will come within shotgun range.Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2015 10:36 AM

Hey wanna go hunting with me sometime? I'm pretty mean with a shotgun.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 06, 2015 10:47 AM (sI4OA)

85 Old Overholt has an interesting political history. Medicinal whiskey of the Navy in WWII (I think Green River had that distinction before That Law). Owned by steel man Wm Clay Frick, and, in a subplot of Boardwalk Empire, operated while closed by SecTreas Andrew Mellon. Not known for his rye humor.

Early Times, not a rye, was the one distillery to operate legally in the Dark Time.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (xq1UY)

86 Sorry actually it is the OVP 1918.

Brain not functioning

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (3pRHP)

87 Oh! The little redheaded girl noticed me!

Maaaayyyybbbeeeee.


I might possibly with to experiment with "shocking people in the butt makes them pee, but only if you do it right".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 10:44 AM (JtwS4)



Yeah, I figure an entrepreneuring young grad student can find a way to combine the 7th century flame thrower study with the shocking people in the butt to make them pee study.

Cross disciplinary, bitches!


Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN)

88 Huh. Those black dots are birds.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (VAsIq)

89 D@mn you, Ace of Spades blog.

I wish I could quit you.

___

Gotta quit reading/commenting, start packing out & hit the road.

Be excellent to each other. And party on.

(Of the two movie references, guess which movie I've actually seen? Yeah. *air guitar riff*)

Posted by: mindful webworker - hunchback mountain at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (RSQta)

90 Kindltot, you should really write a novel set in this time period.

Nuns with guns, there are so many moral hazards with that. Hence the Swiss Guard around them.

For 1938 what weapons did the Swiss Guard have? Besides the halberds and Michelangelo uniforms. How about the Fascists in black shirts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:49 AM (C6cTZ)

91 So Obama is doing the "temporary" Sect. of Ed nomination and now Cotton is doing this:

Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., announced Monday he would place a hold on three ambassadorial nominations until there are consequences --- and a criminal investigation --- for Secret Service agents who allegedly accessed a congressman's private records.

Cotton took to the Senate floor Monday afternoon to chastise the agency for, in his view, attempting to intimidate House Oversight and Government Reform Chairman Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, as he conducted oversight of the Secret Service.


http://blogs.rollcall.com/hill-blotter/
cotton-blocks-nominees-after-secret-service-chaffetz-probe/?dcz=



Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

92 "Man with gun" and hoodie reported at Community College of Philadelphia

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 06, 2015 10:49 AM (RO8oH)

93 Cross bondage and disciplinary, bitches!


Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 10:48 AM (mf5HN)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:50 AM (2Ojst)

94 Injuin Liz on Drudge. How do those people get elected?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (jJRIy)

ever been to MASS?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)

95 High West rye is a favorite poison of mine.

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 10:51 AM (ztOda)

96 94 Injuin Liz on Drudge. How do those people get elected?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (jJRIy)

ever been to MASS?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)

Only once. Catholic wedding.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:51 AM (2Ojst)

97 FUN FACT: Rye was just a weed until someone figured out you could make booze from it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 10:51 AM (mCcKq)

98 Warning: This is supposedly a legitimate article and not from The Onion:

http://tinyurl.com/ownv5uo

Bulging biceps lead to dangerous masculinity.

* I shit you not!
Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean
------------------------------------------------------
They're preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 10:51 AM (E5UB0)

99 Discipline you say???

http://www.trashy.com/new-bad-girl-bargains-bycatalog.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:52 AM (C6cTZ)

100 70 Injuin Liz on Drudge. How do those people get elected?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:42 AM (jJRIy)

Massholes. Cheating. Massholes.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 06, 2015 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

101 92
"Man with gun" and hoodie reported at Community College of Philadelphia


"If I had a son..."

Posted by: President Precedent at October 06, 2015 10:52 AM (0dcbp)

102 For 1938 what weapons did the Swiss Guard have?
Besides the halberds and Michelangelo uniforms. How about the Fascists
in black shirts?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:49 AM (C6cTZ)


I would guess 10.4 Bodeo revolvers, or possibly Glisentis. For the same reason they use Berettas today. I will see if I can find out.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (3pRHP)

103 Philly's been on high alert since they got some warnings over the weekend. PA's a shall issue state, but Philly people sometimes SWAT legal carry holders because they're dipshits.

Would hold off on jumping to any conclusions. Not that I'm saying anyone actually is.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (5npD/)

104 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:52 AM (C6cTZ)

Oh my.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (2Ojst)

105 Ban Hoodies!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (VAsIq)

106 92
"Man with gun" and hoodie reported at Community College of Philadelphia

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 06, 2015 10:49 AM (RO8oH)

There are Amish in PA. Sometimes they go to Philly for a cheese steak and to kill people.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:54 AM (jJRIy)

107 The buzzards are circling - Hillary's campaign must be lying nearby.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 10:54 AM (ppaKI)

108 Speaking of liquor stores, the large one near me had it's 6th anniversary a week ago. Free booze, bbq, live music and swag bags. Man was that nice!

Posted by: HH at October 06, 2015 10:54 AM (DrCtv)

109
FUN FACT: Rye was just a weed until someone figured out you could make booze from it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 10:51 AM (mCcKq)
___________________________

And that's why I love me some science!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 10:54 AM (HSmrB)

110 Ban community colleges!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 10:55 AM (mCcKq)

111 A lot of people seem to like the High West rye, but I'm of the opinion that young rye's just shouldn't be expensive; not unless there's something unique about it like the Dad's Hat finished in vermouth barrel's.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:55 AM (5npD/)

112 Also I am banning community colleges.
For safety.

Suck it , rubes.

Posted by: President Precedent at October 06, 2015 10:55 AM (0dcbp)

113 Ban Males!

Posted by: Feminazis at October 06, 2015 10:55 AM (VAsIq)

114 Little early for whiskey how about a nice Pastrami on Rye.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2015 10:56 AM (tf9Ne)

115 All the community colleges will be free! Of course, they're all banned, so you can't actually go to one.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:56 AM (5npD/)

116 oh , look at Mr. Fast Fingers....ooooooooo


Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 10:56 AM (0dcbp)

117 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

118 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

119 105 Ban Hoodies!Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (VAsIq)

Nah. Common sense hoodie reform. Seller licensing, three day waiting period, national database of hoodie purchases, etc.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 10:57 AM (sI4OA)

120
On a cool Autumn morning, they took the winding road into the rye field, walked among the wind whispering stalks,

and never came back.






What?

It's almost Halloween.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (KUa85)

121 At the Pentagon, spokesman Captian Greg Hicks said: "The Chairman's assessment of Russia's Intermediate-range Nuclear Forces (INF) Treaty violation is classified and not releasable to the public.." Washington Free Beacon

Might be part of the reason head Russian expert at the Pentagon resigned.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (mcm0N)

122 It's colder out, which means it's brown liquor weather. I've been waiting months to talk about it!

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (5npD/)

123 Nah. Common sense hoodie reform. Seller licensing, three day waiting period, national database of hoodie purchases, etc.

Posted by: se pa moron

But what about the loophole of loaning someone who's cold a sweatshirt?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (VAsIq)

124 Anything that kicks Cass Sunstein in the balls for awhile is good by me.

Objection, your honor.... you know the rap.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (7rAXc)

125 You can only loan a family member your sweatshirt.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:59 AM (5npD/)

126
brown liquor? What's Huma got to do with any of this? *hic*...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 11:00 AM (HSmrB)

127 Philly's been on high alert since they got some warnings over the weekend. PA's a shall issue state, but Philly people sometimes SWAT legal carry holders because they're dipshits.

Would hold off on jumping to any conclusions. Not that I'm saying anyone actually is.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:53 AM (5npD/)



Philly has this lovely hobby of passing wildly unconstitutional (both state and US versions) gun laws, getting sued to hell and gone for them, losing horribly and then going back and lather rinse repeat.

I may be misremembering this, but I believe there was a time the PA Supreme Court struck down a law with a decision that was basically we told you to stop doing this you idiots and the Philly city council (or whatever they have I'm not looking it up) more or less responded by repassing the same law and saying eh sue us.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:00 AM (mf5HN)

128 You can only loan a family member your sweatshirt.


Posted by: Chupacabra

We're all family. The human family. Obama said it once.

Also, we're all descended from the same stock--Adam and Eve, or possibly an evolved ape.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:00 AM (VAsIq)

129 There are Amish in PA. Sometimes they go to Philly for a cheese steak and to kill people.


Have you seen the Amish Slim Jim commercial?
Amish guy in buggy stops and picks up two brothers whose car broke down. One of the "brothers" snarkily axes what it's like living without the internet.
Amish guy replays, "It's ok. I just get pictures of your mom in the mail".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:00 AM (LWW4k)

130 An interesting rye is the Angel's Envy one aged in rum barrels.

It's kind of wonderful...like a boozy glassful of molasses cookies, ginger snaps, and snickerdoodles.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2015 11:01 AM (KUa85)

131 'The President is not welcome here': Roseburg residents angry that Obama is traveling to visit the victims of the UCC shooting

*Publisher of a local conservative newspaper in Roseburg, Oregon, says Obama is 'not welcome' in the town


There is potential for weeks of Precedential butthurt and media defensiveness here.

I approve.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 11:01 AM (0dcbp)

132 Have you seen the Amish Slim Jim commercial?

Amish guy in buggy stops and picks up two brothers whose car broke
down. One of the "brothers" snarkily axes what it's like living without
the internet.

Amish guy replays, "It's ok. I just get pictures of your mom in the mail".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:00 AM (LWW4k)

You have to post a link!!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 11:02 AM (jJRIy)

133 and the Philly city council (or whatever they have I'm not looking it up) more or less responded by repassing the same law and saying eh sue us.

And this, at a national scale, is why we will soon (baring a massive change in course) be left with no recourse but armed insurrection.

When the government ignores the rules by which it was established, and the governed have no way to enforce those rules, only disbanding the government will redress the issue.

For Philly, it might be time to vote all the bums out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:02 AM (kff5f)

134 Objection, your honor.... you know the rap.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 06, 2015 10:58 AM (7rAXc)



*considers*

Sustained.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:02 AM (mf5HN)

135 Yes AtC, they do it all the time. But it's not just Philly, it happens all over the state, including the capital.

The last one was that third parties could sue without having standing against municipalities and were actually bankrupting cities because they refused to back down. There is now a hold on this law.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:02 AM (5npD/)

136 I really like Shiskin's art, lots of forest landscapes. The painting of the 3 bear cubs climbing up a windfall makes a nice desktop. A Google search brings up most of his art on one page, a lot to choose from.

Posted by: JHW at October 06, 2015 11:02 AM (w+zdY)

137 Ban community colleges!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 10:55 AM (mCcKq)

Seconded!

Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 11:03 AM (0eidE)

138 I wonder what kind of trees those are.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter

Deciduous.

-
Delicuous.

- Zombie Ewell Gibbons

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 11:03 AM (fFIVI)

139 I may be misremembering this, but I believe there was a time the PA Supreme Court struck down a law with a decision that was basically we told you to stop doing this you idiots and the Philly city council (or whatever they have I'm not looking it up) more or less responded by repassing the same law and saying eh sue us.

This is actually the proper way to deal with court systems, but conservatives are the only side that obeys court edicts.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 06, 2015 11:03 AM (YQA13)

140 "The Chairman's assessment of Russia's Intermediate-range Nuclear Forces
(INF) Treaty violation is classified and not releasable to the
public.."

Near as I can figure from public domain intelligence, Putin started aggressively violating the INF treaty during the late Bush years. Nothing happened, so Putin cynically continued to cheat.

Now we're seven years into the Obama regime and these systematic Russian violations of INF are finally coming to the notice of the Beltway mandarinate. And again nothing will happen.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 06, 2015 11:03 AM (noWW6)

141 There is no reason that any person needs to wear a hoodie with the thing that goes up on American streets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 11:04 AM (mCcKq)

142 Found it!



http://tinyurl.com/nnc2pn5

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 11:04 AM (jJRIy)

143 we're seven years into the Obama regime

Oh, God. You're telling me we have another year of this?

I'm not sure I can take it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

144 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women, Gay, and Lesbian Reproductive
Health Choice Clinic think President Obama should not send any Federal Money to South carolina because they are a ExiConfederate State that hates Persons of color and did not vote for the best black Presdedent.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 06, 2015 11:05 AM (EIFYf)

145 Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 11:04 AM (jJRIy)

*snort*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:05 AM (kff5f)

146
Rye?

We can make good use of that.

Posted by: Old Overholt at October 06, 2015 11:06 AM (9mTYi)

147 Ban Males!
Posted by: Feminazis
--------------------------
No one should be forced to go through life with this horrible genetic disorder. Everyone has a right to a vagina!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 11:06 AM (E5UB0)

148 Bulging biceps lead to dangerous masculinity.

--

Just another indication that the Left is so far of its rocker. They hate real men. They reject masculinity and strength. They cherish the effete man. The ones with soft hands; the ones who hold their lacy hankies to their noses; the ones who are more feminine than the women who think like them. I'm certain if they could make themselves menstruate, they would.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at October 06, 2015 11:06 AM (pVkEV)

149 http://www.trashy.com/new-bad-girl-bargains-bycatalog.htm


Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:52 AM (C6cTZ)

I will NOT click that link again.

Well maybe just one more time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:06 AM (ftVQq)

150 So, have we started the alcohol puns, yet?

No?

Well, hops to it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)

151 I'm not sure I can take it.
Posted by: AllenG
--------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: America at October 06, 2015 11:07 AM (9mTYi)

152 PA actually has gun law preemption, so municipalities aren't allowed to enforce any of their own gun laws. I mean, if they do they can be sued by the person with standing but most of these stupid laws rarely get enforced.

Unlike the knife laws, where there is no state preemption. FYI, all knives are illegal in Philly but the cops don't actually know the law so you're probably okay if you come for a visit.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:07 AM (5npD/)

153
Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 06, 2015 11:05 AM (EIFYf)
_______________________

Cut, jib, news letter... *hic*...


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 11:08 AM (HSmrB)

154 Or, as my attorney told me, "the cops don't give a shit".

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:08 AM (5npD/)

155 Turkey is having elections around Nov. 1. There is a clampdown on the Turkish free press and Erdogan held an anti-Kurdish rally in France that drew a crowd of 12,000.

Meanwhile this happened:

Russia's violation of Turkish airspace over the weekend "does not look like an accident", Nato has said.
Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg said Russia had not provided "any real explanation" of the violation, which "lasted for a long time."
Russia says Saturday's incursion was brief and due to bad weather. It is examining claims of another violation.
Turkey's army also says an unidentified fighter jet locked its radar on to eight of its jets on Monday.
It echoes a similar incident on Sunday, when an unidentified Mig-29 - which analysts say may have been Syrian - locked its radar onto Turkish jets for more than five minutes over the Turkish-Syrian border. BBC News

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 11:09 AM (mcm0N)

156
Modern Men:

Snowden
Manning
Bergdahl
Obama

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:09 AM (9mTYi)

157 Just another indication that the Left is so far of its rocker. They hate real men. They reject masculinity and strength. They cherish the effete man. The ones with soft hands; the ones who hold their lacy hankies to their noses; the ones who are more feminine than the women who think like them. I'm certain if they could make themselves menstruate, they would.

What the leftards absolutely cannot stand is anyone who will say, "No" to their incessant imbecility and stupid ideas.

Real men see Reality. Real women, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:10 AM (LUgeY)

158 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women, Gay, and Lesbian Reproductive
Health Choice Clinic think President Obama should not send any Federal Money to South carolina because they are a ExiConfederate State that hates Persons of color and did not vote for the best black Presdedent.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein
-----------------------------------------------
Maybe Obama will try to extort them into taking syrian refugees in return for federal $.

It would be stupid to accept any deal that will eventually result in them being outvoted in their own state, though.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 11:10 AM (E5UB0)

159 Modern Men:

Snowden
Manning
Bergdahl
Obama

Posted by: Mike Hammer

How did I get left off the list?
*gazes at Oxfords*
Chadley, can I be the little spoon tonight?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at October 06, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq)

160 That's Leftism economics, right there, is what it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (Twaz5)

Can't remember the source (for some reason think it might have been Robert Louis Stevenson) but there was a tale of eating apples from the apple barrel (hmm, that seems familiar). The children were instructed to select and eat the worst apple they could find so that the good apples would remain "fresh". As a result, all winter long they were eating marginally rotten apples and never had a really good crisp one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (ftVQq)

161 150
So, have we started the alcohol puns, yet?


No?


Well, hops to it.




I don't think that is what you ferment to say.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (0dcbp)

162 LOLOLOL at the Amish Slim Jim ad

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (cbfNE)

163 *snort*

Posted by: AllenG

Dude! That was my baking soda!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (VAsIq)

164 What the leftards absolutely cannot stand is anyone who will say, "No" to their incessant imbecility and stupid ideas.

Real men see Reality. Real women, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:10 AM (LUgeY)

It's fun watching them eat their own.

Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (0eidE)

165
It's all bullshit. Remembe that.

Do you really think it's lost on the Leftist/Regressive that the most dangerous place is a gun free zone and the safest place is a gun show? It's not.

The Leftists dont care about safety when they create idiotic things such as gun laws or gun free zones. Quite the opposite, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:12 AM (Twaz5)

166 I don't think that is what you ferment to say.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (0dcbp)


We need to gin up more excitement for this topic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)

167 It's like they're tossing a match into a vat of gasoline while they've assured themselves they'll be able to control the fire.

They'll just retreat into their comfy enclaves and emerge when the combatants have worn themselves out to restore order. That's what they tell themselves, anyway.

More likely they'll find those enclaves under siege in short order as the reavers look to plunder them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (9krrF)

168 It's fun watching them eat their own.

Posted by: Draki

I removed a rib to do that.

Posted by: Marilyn Manson at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (VAsIq)

169
Did I tell you about my plan for teen masturbation that will prevent teen pregnancy?

Posted by: Dr Joycelyn Elders, Ex-Sturgeon General at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (OiFtZ)

170 @Sooth

Much as the operative word in "gun fight" is not "gun", so too with "gun control".

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (5npD/)

171
I can't tell if that woman in the field has a sickle or shotgun?

Russian painter - probably a sickle with a hammer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (ODxAs)

172 Suspect was inside the Bonnell Building located on 16th street. A witness told authorities that a man wearing a blue vest, red hoodie and grey sweatpants pulled a gun on him.On Monday, the FBI and ATF warned...


He should be arrested by the fashion police if nothing else.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (sI4OA)

173
Isnt that dumb, Hrothgar!

But yeah, people really think like that.
And theyre in government.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:14 AM (Twaz5)

174 I removed a rib to do that.
Posted by: Marilyn Manson at October 06, 2015 11:13 AM (VAsIq)

That's not a liquor joke! You need more vodka.

Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 11:14 AM (0eidE)

175 We need to gin up more excitement for this topic.

Posted by: AllenG

We're going to see someone wine about the puns 3...2....

Posted by: Al K. Hall at October 06, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq)

176 Torquewrench

Well one difference this time is the budget for missile defense is --or was under discussion, and the White House--would not release the report to general members of Congress. Not sure if that changed from when Free Beacon reported it.

Also I think Belarus is coming up on elections and Putin is putting a foward air base in their country.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (mcm0N)

177 Nude Ace

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (ck8TA)

178 I wonder what kind of trees those are. Nice painting.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (myGBe)


Ents!

Posted by: T Bombadil at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (ftVQq)

179
Wait, we're still doing liquor jokes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:16 AM (9mTYi)

180 Did I tell you about my plan for teen masturbation that will prevent teen pregnancy?


Posted by: Dr Joycelyn Elders

Hand babies are the worst!

Posted by: Islamic Law at October 06, 2015 11:16 AM (VAsIq)

181
Do we really have people here who imagine a Leftist's utopia is all green and diverse and gay and gun free?

The true utopia for a Leftist can be anything, even a sewer, what makes it a utopia is the Leftist is in control.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:18 AM (Twaz5)

182 Obama's Illegal War Bombs Hospital

Just wanted to imagine what all the headlines in the country would look like today if Obama were a Republican.

Posted by: Daybrother at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (u14C+)

183 Amish Slim Jim commercial:

http://bit.ly/1gGwfjR

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (LWW4k)

184 @160 It's Lincoln Steffens.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (xq1UY)

185
Do they still have large collective farms in the USSR? After they confiscated the land of small peasant farmers, were the large collective farms more productive? Or were the small one more productive?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (iQIUe)

186 It's amazing all the shit ancient man discovered, like you can use hops to enhance beer. Seems like most of the discoveries had to do with urine. They were always using urine for some shit or the other.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:56 AM (iQIUe)

187 I'm something of a clutz and didn't know I could comment on the pictures here at Ace. I don't know if Mr. Brewer is responsible for the selection of these pictures, but the selection over the months I've seen them is superb. I like the writing here, but I love the pictures. He could easily start a commercial web site with only pictures. They all have a strong light in them, and expressed feelings, and are haunting. how he finds them is a mystery to me. I wish they were all on one web site so i could visit it from time to time to spend more time with them.

Posted by: Donald Porter at October 06, 2015 12:52 PM (WbAOL)

188 Thank you. I do it by looking at a lot of art, and I usually try to find paintings that ease tension, since the political issues are pretty frustrating at times.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 06, 2015 03:08 PM (Iyg03)

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