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Love Gov

I just saw this on Stossel. Love Gov is a very well-produced, five-part Youtube comedy series that uses a Fatal Attraction-type boyfriend as a metaphor for big government. It makes big issues understandable for those who might not spend much time thinking about government, and it's funny for political junkies. Watch all of them.


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1 My first time for first?

Posted by: Sandra's Fluke at September 26, 2015 08:19 AM (BO/km)

2 Nobody else home?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 08:29 AM (dOD0J)

3 Yay ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 26, 2015 08:29 AM (S0bOl)

4 Everyone's outta to seeya the Popa!

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 08:31 AM (QFjNO)

5 So a live action Julia?

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 08:33 AM (WcAm2)

6 Free money, buddy.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 08:34 AM (QFjNO)

7 This sounds like some kind of homework assignment.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 08:38 AM (NeFrd)

8 I watched the first vid. I want to smack that guy around already.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 08:39 AM (dOD0J)

9 Okay, the first two were reasonably funny.

They make-a me smile-a.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2015 08:40 AM (KUa85)

10 I could only handle the first one. This has been a bad week for nanny-government, especially after seeing a whole city buried under what the totalitarians could only dream of.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 08:44 AM (QFjNO)

11 I see the sports sites are ripping Lance Berkman for being " anti LGBT".What did he do,say marriage is between a man and a woman?

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2015 08:45 AM (sPO3u)

12 That video is so lame. If you can't be creative, hire somebody that is

Posted by: billypaintbrush at September 26, 2015 08:47 AM (cSSBx)

13 "Don't let information get in the way of learning...."


ROFL.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 08:48 AM (7Kl+K)

14 All I need to know about government I learned in business. When I started out there were two people employed in manufacturing for every one government 'worker'.

They have now flipped those numbers. They hated manufacturing with a fucking vengeance. Clinton sold American workers jobs out to the Chinese in return for campaign contributions from Chinese waiters with thousand dollar checks. Now they want to flood the country with undocumented democrats while shits like Boehner and Mitch smile complacently.

I have had no party which has represented me since Reagan left office.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 26, 2015 08:51 AM (sI4OA)

15 Most of the points in those videos would pass right over the empty heads of LIV's. This is just preaching to the choir type stuff.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2015 08:53 AM (a31sM)

16 Where is the rest of the Horde? On there way to football games?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 08:53 AM (jJRIy)

17 I see the sports sites are ripping Lance Berkman for
being " anti LGBT".What did he do,say marriage is between a man and a
woman?

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2015 08:45 AM (sPO3u)



From what I saw he said something about not letting guys use women's public restrooms. So now he's villain of the week

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 08:54 AM (DiZBp)

18 Happy Saturday!!

Posted by: Beth M at September 26, 2015 08:54 AM (kiy9d)

19 U of I plays Middle Tennessee State today.

When Did supposed Div 1 teams start playing against JFL?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 08:56 AM (dOD0J)

20 I can amuse myself again by listening to the broadcast in Mandarin Chinese.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 08:57 AM (dOD0J)

21 "When Did supposed Div 1 teams start playing against JFL?"


Records gotta get padded and the little school gets some dough.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 08:58 AM (7Kl+K)

22 When Did supposed Div 1 teams start playing against JFL?


See Mich vs App. St.

Posted by: BignJames at September 26, 2015 09:01 AM (j7iSn)

23 Couple of GoPro cameras, coupla actors, and voila the Amazon self published eBooks go video on youtube!

Anyone can do it. You could be the next Blair Witch multimillionaire.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 26, 2015 09:02 AM (A4Azu)

24 From what I saw he said something about not letting guys use women's public restrooms. So now he's villain of the week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 08:54 AM (DiZBp)
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Is tranny access to restrooms that big of a deal? In all my years I've encountered *two* Transformers in the ladies' room: once in Hawaii (of course), where she glided in, *triple*snapped* my outfit and checked out my rack, and did her whiz singing "My Way", and once in South Korea, where a blonde Asian "girl" in a cheetah print spandex dress mistook my application of war paint as tribal signifier and asked "how is bizness?"

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:02 AM (jR7Wy)

25 Obama announces 'understanding' with China's Xi on cyber theft but remains wary






In other words, some empty words that mean nothing but Barry thought sounded good for the media.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 09:03 AM (DiZBp)

26 Illinois must get their Coaches off craigslist.

"Position Open for Head Coach. Knowledge of Flammable Materials and conviction for Arson not required but helpful"

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 09:03 AM (dOD0J)

27 When Did supposed Div 1 teams start playing against JFL?

Or Toledo vs Arkansas

Posted by: BignJames at September 26, 2015 09:05 AM (j7iSn)

28 In contrast, over at TheGatewayPundit.com Obama's UN ambassador proudly goes full communist.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 26, 2015 09:11 AM (A4Azu)

29 Just heard a blip on the radio by a Jan Goodman who is running for the board of Pacifica radio. lol

She bragged that she help found the Paul Robeson Center (never heard of it). And while I enjoy Mr. Robeson's singing, always resented the fact that many blacks immigrated to the soviet union because of him and died horrible deaths.

Anyway, out of curiosity I looked at the big election website. They have all these people endorsing candidates who are extremely rich. Why dont they pay some of these back salaries so there would be programming again? They shd be embarassed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

30 where a blonde Asian "girl" in a cheetah print spandex dress mistook my application of war paint as tribal signifier and asked "how is bizness?"

I chuckled audibly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:20 AM (rwI+c)

31 Is tranny access to restrooms that big of a deal?
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:02 AM (jR7Wy)

Everything is a big deal now. It's how they conquer every last inch of the human spirit.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 26, 2015 09:23 AM (s/yC1)

32 Everything is a big deal now. It's how they conquer every last inch of the human spirit.

SJWs are a totalitarian mindset. There is no facet of life they do not try to control utterly.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 09:25 AM (OpK2H)

33
If you are female and have to enter a bathroom alone with only one exit, yeah, having 6'4" he/shes sharing might be a problem. These guys are huge and they are no less prone to violence as that guy who attacked Ben Shapiro demonstrated.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 09:25 AM (iQIUe)

34 Morning, Glories!

Say a prayer for travelers. I'm on the road for the first time in over a decade.

I'd forgotten how horrible traveling can be!

Oh, I mean great.

Posted by: mindful webworker in a motel at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (geVJ9)

35 30 where a blonde Asian "girl" in a cheetah print spandex dress mistook my application of war paint as tribal signifier and asked "how is bizness?" I chuckled audibly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:20 AM (rwI+c) Now I'm curious. How was bizness?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (22uju)

36 Have fun, mw.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (zyIlW)

37 *....tumbleweed blows across screen.....*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (7Kl+K)

38 "Don't let information get in the way of learning...."

"Don't let anyone else jump between you and the truth."

"Don't let other people do your thinking for you."

"Always keep your bullshit meter charged up and running."

"Your Dad was right."

This message was brought to you by the Reality Defense Fund of America.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 09:28 AM (LUgeY)

39 "I'd forgotten how horrible traveling can be! "



It's the worst.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:31 AM (7Kl+K)

40 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 09:28 AM (LUgeY)

****

Oh, good! An "advice-I-got-from-my-father" thread!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:32 AM (NeFrd)

41 Would it be a spoiler to ask if a pot-boiled bunny makes an appearance?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)

42 I'm going with the "preaching to the choir" comment. Too little, too late, and directed at the wrong crowd. Even if Beyonce explained it at the end, the effect would be tantamount to farting in the wind (and pardon the expression).

Posted by: GBruno at September 26, 2015 09:32 AM (u49WF)

43 Now I'm curious. How was bizness?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (22uju)
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"Layover in Kimpo" can be reimbursed on your travel claim.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:33 AM (jR7Wy)

44 "When you get your prostate exam glance down to make sure the doctor doesn't have two hands on your shoulders."

Thanks, Dad.


(I like you hash, BB. Sounds like something The Trumpster might hawk up. Yuuuuuge!)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)

45 "An "advice-I-got-from-my-father" thread!"


Like my ol' Pappy used to say, if you're not in bed by 11:00 well then you might as well go on home.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:34 AM (7Kl+K)

46 >>From what I saw he said something about not letting guys use women's public restrooms. So now he's villain of the week


Let me guess: he has a daughter?

Because that's what every father of a daughter thinks (most parent's, likely) when they hear that trans bathroom accommodation activism.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

47 You can't polish a turd, son, no matter how hard you try.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2015 09:36 AM (BTnAK)

48 My dad was a gentleman apple orchardist in his retirement years. He once said:

"I hate when the birds poop on the apples. Makes 'em taste like sh*t."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)

49 Oh, good! An "advice-I-got-from-my-father" thread!

There's nothing "good" to do after midnight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:36 AM (rwI+c)

50 You're so dumb, you don't know how dumb you are.

Thanks Dad.

Posted by: dartist at September 26, 2015 09:36 AM (J/n2N)

51 48,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:37 AM (zyIlW)

52 Oh, good! An "advice-I-got-from-my-father" thread!

Father928 liked to say that the two words that would destroy our country were "with dignity".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:37 AM (rwI+c)

53 Hey, guys! Did you know the Pope is visiting the U.S.?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 09:37 AM (yxw0r)

54 "Don't pop the clutch!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:38 AM (NeFrd)

55 >>This message was brought to you by the Reality Defense Fund of America.

Nice list!

More generally:

"Check your premises" (not your privilege)
"Cui bono"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:38 AM (NOIQH)

56 47 You can't polish a turd, son, no matter how hard you try.
Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2015 09:36 AM (BTnAK)
----
The Mythbusters on polishing turds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:39 AM (jR7Wy)

57 Eddie Murphy and I must have the same dad, because mine said, quite often, "If you don't like it, get the fuck out. This is my house."

Even at ten, I knew that wasn't quite true (govt housing), but it never seemed the right time to bring that up.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:39 AM (zyIlW)

58 My dad's favorite:

"It builds character"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

59 I bought the Amazon Prime yesterday because of the discount and watched the first episode of Rome. Not a bad start, and it had the Starz nudies without the flopping wieners.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:40 AM (rwI+c)

60 If you're not paying for the service, you're not the customer, you're the mark!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 09:40 AM (ftVQq)

61 >>You can't polish a turd, son, no matter how hard you try.


Gah! My dad always said "You can't shine shit, Lizzy!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:40 AM (NOIQH)

62 Repurposed content from the ONT:

I live in the Philadelphia suburbs, and as you may have heard, the Pope is visiting Philly this weekend.

I work in a printing shop, and this week a customer ordered 6000 souvenir Pope trading cards. You know, like baseball cards. He intends to sell them to the tourists.

The color printer that I was going to print them on had some problems, and I had to call a service technician twice. Meanwhile the clock was ticking. Needless to say, this was a very time-sensitive job.

Finally, on Thursday afternoon, I ran the job, and the guy who operated the cutting machine finished cutting them just before he left at 4:30 with the customer standing there waiting. It was a near-run thing.

The customer also had T-shirts made up elsewhere, and he gave one to each of us. He seemed to be satisfied with the cards.

Now, I'm not Catholic, and I'm certainly not a fan of this particular Pope. But a gift is a gift, and I thanked him and wished him luck selling his stuff.

I have no intention of going into the city this weekend to brave the crowds and traffic to see the Pope. I've laid in stocks of food, booze, and smokes, so I do not have to leave the house at all and can quietly hunker down.

At first I could not envision a scenario where I would ever wear the T-shirt. I figured that I would put it away in a drawer and forget about it.

But now I've decided to wear it today while mowing the lawn. It's likely that nobody will see it or notice. But if one person drives by and does a double take, it will be worth it. "Huh? Why is that guy wearing a Pope shirt but isn't downtown watching the Pope? Did he go into the city this morning just to buy a shirt, and then went back home to mow his lawn? WTF is up with that?"

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 09:41 AM (sdi6R)

63 "We went to the moon on three decimal places."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:41 AM (rwI+c)

64 "It builds character"


Work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:41 AM (7Kl+K)

65 Oh, good! An "advice-I-got-from-my-father" thread!
---
"Whatever you do, don't join the f*cking Army, kid!"

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:42 AM (jR7Wy)

66 Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 09:41 AM (sdi6R)

****


You may be over-thinking this a bit, but I like your style.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:43 AM (NeFrd)

67 Heh Eris,

My dad said that.

I didn't listen to him.

Twice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:43 AM (zyIlW)

68 "The world needs ditch-diggers, too. Say, did I tell you about that summer I spent digging ditches.....?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:44 AM (NOIQH)

69 "It's a lazy man that carries more than he can handle rather than make two trips."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:44 AM (rwI+c)

70 Eddie Murphy and I must have the same dad, because mine said, quite often, "If you don't like it, get the fuck out. This is my house."
----
Does every dad shout "This is MY house!"?? They must teach that at Dad Camp, along with "When I was your age..." and "Value of a dollar".

My dad's was "...taken from the Latin, meaning..."

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:45 AM (jR7Wy)

71 Way back when, when I was a 6th year senior, the local station in the college town ran some syndication from Pacifica.
I remember especially how there was a weekend program from some unctious lib-stic "from the Institute of Noetic Sciences"

I don't know what a noetic science is, although I have read definition after definition (and it appears to be the real-world application of buzz-words backed by grants and federal matching money), but it appeared to actualize itself by bitching about conservatives.
God knows what it is today.

Posted by: Kindlot at September 26, 2015 09:45 AM (3pRHP)

72 "Just flick the line over into that little eddy, give it a little slack, watch the end of the line. Now let it drift with the current, when it hesitates in the water, set the hook. Fish on!"


Thanks Dad!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:45 AM (NeFrd)

73 wow

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 26, 2015 09:46 AM (0O7c5)

74 It's the worst.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:31 AM (7Kl+K)

So off to Prague for son's wedding, don't ask stupid bride, last Sunday. US Air flight to London, TWO hours late, miss all connections. Rerouted to Frankfort and then Prague. Get to Prague six hours late.

Eight people traveling. Arrive Prague, four bags. Wait another two hours three more bags. Got in at 1:30AM on next day without last bag.

Last bag does not arrive until two hours before wedding.

I am sorry. I miss the old days when people dressed to travel and your seat mate didn't smell of fvcking BO and the crew was polite.


Put the fvcking masses back on buses. Better yet, make them stay home and work.


Oh and guess who's fvcking bag that was? My wife's.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (jJRIy)

75 Haha Eris.

Dad camps should make a serious comeback then.

Places like Chicago, Baltimore, and Detroit would benefit greatly from them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (zyIlW)

76 My Pop's fave was "The best toy a kid can have is a cat and a can of kreosene."

Such alliteration!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (nIHdN)

77 Someone sent me this link to a proxy deal
Get a proXPN VPN: Premium Lifetime Subscription for $39

http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/502820/

I know nothing, I can vouch for nothing. I use IPVanish, but here it is. Maybe Carol can use it as it's "almost" free, until they go out of business.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (rwI+c)

78
"Check your premises" (not your privilege)
"Cui bono"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:38 AM (NOIQH)

Check your references.

Posted by: Dr. Meredith, President, Pacific Tech Bunny Slipper Aficionado at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (sJuWI)

79 "The only way to eat an elephant is a bite at a time."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (yxw0r)

80 My dad's a retired excavating contractor. He made his first million digging ditches. So I never had to hear any of that ditch-digger BS from him. It was all about shoveling coal, or strap-starting a Barber-Greene on a cold morning.

For what it's worth, I greatly prefer ditches to swimming pools. For digging.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (xq1UY)

81 My dad is the calmest, nicest man you've ever met. And yet...this is how he taught me to drive: had me practice in an empty parking lot (at NCAR) for 1 hour and then had me drive up Boulder Canyon --- nothing like a mountain road w/no shoulder on one side because it drops off to concentrate the mind on staying in lane.
Just evil. Smiled the whole time.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (NOIQH)

82 "The world needs ditch-diggers, too. Say, did I tell you about that summer I spent digging ditches.....?"

****

My grandma used to say, "If you're going to be a trash man, be the best trash man you can."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (NeFrd)

83 Oh, and Dad said, "I never tried to screw someone and came out ahead"

Posted by: Kindlot at September 26, 2015 09:48 AM (3pRHP)

84 Dad camps should make a serious comeback then.



Places like Chicago, Baltimore, and Detroit would benefit greatly from them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (zyIlW)

Yeah, but who would know who was the dad?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 09:49 AM (jJRIy)

85 My dad is a retired Chief Petty Officer.


'Nuff said.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:50 AM (zyIlW)

86 >>For what it's worth, I greatly prefer ditches to swimming pools. For digging.

Heh

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:51 AM (NOIQH)

87 "Get yer elbows off the table!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)

88 For what it's worth, I greatly prefer ditches to swimming pools. For digging.

True story, one Florida summer I worked for a pool company. Their backhoe could only dig down six feet, so they would drop me off with a shovel and the instruction to "Take the deep end to nine feet, Toby. We'll be back this afternoon.".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 09:52 AM (rwI+c)

89 If you are female and have to enter a bathroom alone
with only one exit, yeah, having 6'4" he/shes sharing might be a
problem. These guys are huge and they are no less prone to violence as
that guy who attacked Ben Shapiro demonstrated.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 09:25 AM (iQIUe)



From what I read, that was Berkman's point. He has 4 daughters and thinks this could create a field day for predators. Now he's the enemy of the hive mentality.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 09:52 AM (DiZBp)

90 Whoa...I missed a Double-Flaming Skull Day yesterday.

Regarding Boehner... I was meh. Like a double agent with a blown cover he's become useless to his handlers. No one believes he's a conservative. Time to go. Let's see who replaces him.

Posted by: Gem at September 26, 2015 09:53 AM (c+gwp)

91 >>From what I read, that was Berkman's point. He has 4 daughters and thinks this could create a field day for predators. Now he's the enemy of the hive mentality


I knew it! I'd rather be the jerk than the parent helping my daughter recover from sexual assault.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 09:54 AM (NOIQH)

92 "or strap-starting a Barber-Greene"

Paving machine or generator?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:54 AM (7Kl+K)

93 "We'll be back this afternoon.".



Pack a lunch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 09:56 AM (7Kl+K)

94 87
"Get yer elbows off the table!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)

Bend over Ahmad, I need some relief.

Posted by: Mohamed the son fucker at September 26, 2015 09:56 AM (jJRIy)

95 "Get you hair cut. You wanna look like a girl."

*Looked in mirror. Hair just over top of ears.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 26, 2015 09:56 AM (oKpFs)

96 I am sorry. I miss the old days when people dressed to travel and your seat mate didn't smell of fvcking BO and the crew was polite.
---
I try to dress nicely (but comfortably) on trips because one, I have a modicum of pride, and two, I think the staff treats you better.

And if there's an incident at the airport you'll want to look good for the news cameras. Especially if you create the incident.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:57 AM (jR7Wy)

97 Eris,

Amen.

And with my intense dislike of flying, it definitely behooves me to look my best when I go off on someone kicking the back of my seat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:59 AM (zyIlW)

98 Is tranny access to restrooms that big of a deal?

The smaller and more ridiculous the issue, the bigger the deal! That's what it seems like, anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2015 09:59 AM (FcR7P)

99 @92 Conveyor.

Just speculating: do you suppose the driver of Pope's Fiat has been to all those evasion-and-escape anti-terrorist chauffeur classes? Or are they relying on the notion that no activist would lower himself to jack a Fiat?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 09:59 AM (xq1UY)

100 My mom is a doll but would not brook bad behavior. She told me she would not plead for me before the judge if I did something stupid/horrible.

"I love you, honey. And I'd love you just as much if you were in prison. I'd write you every day!"

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 10:00 AM (jR7Wy)

101 I am sorry. I miss the old days when people dressed to travel and your
seat mate didn't smell of fvcking BO and the crew was polite.






When did it become the uniform of guys to wear shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt everywhere. And while I'm at it, take your fucking baseball cap off when you're indoors especially at a restaurant.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:02 AM (DiZBp)

102 @94


That's sort of gross. Not sure what your point is or why you referenced my comment, but whatev...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:03 AM (NeFrd)

103 Rule change, moms are in this now too?

"Be careful driving. If you have an accident, we could lose everything."

"Your cousin just got killed on his chopper. Promise you won't ride your motorcycle...until we're back in town."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)

104 Men should go back to wear fedoras, unironically.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 10:03 AM (rwI+c)

105 75 Haha Eris.

Dad camps should make a serious comeback then.

Places like Chicago, Baltimore, and Detroit would benefit greatly from them.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 09:47 AM (zyIlW)
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Like "Scared Straight" except you're lectured into submission.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 10:04 AM (jR7Wy)

106 43 Now I'm curious. How was bizness? Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 26, 2015 09:26 AM (22uju) --- "Layover in Kimpo" can be reimbursed on your travel claim.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 09:33 AM (jR7Wy) Wish I had know that on the way to Kunsan.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 26, 2015 10:05 AM (22uju)

107 And my dad was an alcoholic who blew out when I was three. No life lessons from him except how to not to be like him.

My stepfather, however, would qualify as a Horde Idol. A divorced man with two kids of his own took on a woman with five teens and tweens. Was tough when we needed it and kind when we needed it and he's frugal and smart and as rich as fuck because of it. Right now my mother is battling lung cancer and he is right there, every day. I can never thank him enough for everything he brought to my life.

Posted by: Gem at September 26, 2015 10:05 AM (c+gwp)

108 My dad: "Can't died in a mudhole."

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 26, 2015 10:06 AM (wKcQA)

109 Stuff Mom said?


"Eat your Velveeta!"


"Broccoli will make your hair curly!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:06 AM (NeFrd)

110 Mom- "Getting old isn't for sissies!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:07 AM (NeFrd)

111 I'm actually in Philly-Philly, and there are more predators, "police", and panhandlers than there are faithful.

This is epically stupid, but of course the total Democratic government will pay no price for this monumental fuckup.

It's actually a pretty good example of what Democrats are all about: it doesn't matter what it costs, or how much it costs personal businesses, so long as it allows one bureaucrat to cover his ass, it'll get done.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 10:07 AM (QFjNO)

112 Love Gov? Yup, that's what they call me!

Posted by: Jeb! at September 26, 2015 10:07 AM (VAsIq)

113 That, and "iGov Amour!"

Posted by: Jeb! at September 26, 2015 10:07 AM (VAsIq)

114 My dad: "You're a good kid, James, but you shit too close to the house."

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 26, 2015 10:08 AM (wKcQA)

115 When did it become the uniform of guys to wear
shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt everywhere. And while I'm at it, take
your fucking baseball cap off when you're indoors especially at a
restaurant.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:02 AM (DiZBp)



And those accursed dungarees! Pants of the devil, I tell you!

Posted by: George Will at September 26, 2015 10:09 AM (yxw0r)

116 "I can never thank him enough for everything he brought to my life. "


Sounds like a Hell of a guy, Gem. I'm glad you both got to know one another.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:10 AM (7Kl+K)

117 104 Men should go back to wear fedoras, unironically.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 10:03 AM (rwI+c)
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Hats are practical! Why did men keep ties but ditch hats? I read somewhere that it was a post-war rebellion against always having to wear your cover everywhere.

I would go so far as to bring back cravats, weskits, spats, and top hats, but I'm an extremist.

There are a few nerd hotties at my place of employment who sport nice beards, crisp shirts, and tailored vests. I like.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 10:10 AM (jR7Wy)

118 "Dad, where is the toy/book/screwdriver/hotsauce?"

"It's wherever you put it"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 10:11 AM (aglty)

119 test

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:11 AM (jJRIy)

120 Oh, joy. Another shooting in Savannistan yesterday. This time in the heart of the Historic District. Corner of Oglethorpe and Bull, near a popular restaurant, The Collins Quarter.

At 5:00 p.m.

"Usual suspects" involved.

Every time we go downtown to eat, we take Uber. Safer than parking a block or two away and risking your life.

Gah. Happy f*cking Saturday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:11 AM (FsuaD)

121 test

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:12 AM (jJRIy)

122 I wear a blue bl@zer EVERY time I travel. Funny, I get a lot of upgrades and people are really nice.


Wonder why? Respect them, they respect you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (jJRIy)

123 "When did it become the uniform of guys to wear
shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt everywhere."


Okay, I'll sound like a fuddy-duddy asshole, but, I don't even do that at home. Much less leave home like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (7Kl+K)

124 Regarding Boehner... I was meh. Like a double agent with a blown cover he's become useless to his handlers. No one believes he's a conservative. Time to go. Let's see who replaces him.

Posted by: Gem

Yesterday was my son's second birthday. Thanks for the present, John! Nicest thing you've ever given me.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (VAsIq)

125 111 I'm actually in Philly-Philly, and there are more predators, "police", and panhandlers than there are faithful.

This is epically stupid, but of course the total Democratic government will pay no price for this monumental fuckup.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 10:07 AM (QFjNO)


I remember Pope John Paul II visiting Philly back in the 80s. I was younger and maybe wasn't paying attention, but I don't recall them making such a big honking deal about it.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (sdi6R)

126 118 "Dad, where is the toy/book/screwdriver/hotsauce?"

"It's wherever you put it"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 10:11 AM (aglty)
---
It's ALWAYS in the last place you look.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (jR7Wy)

127 117 JFK never wore hats.That was what changed the fashion.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2015 10:14 AM (sPO3u)

128 Me: Dad, I need some money.

Dad: OK, go get some off the money tree in the back yard.

Me: there is no money tree in the back yard.

Dad: Well, there you go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 10:14 AM (kTF2Z)

129 OK, pixy doesn't like "bl@zer" that explains @.


Why would the name of a coat be spam?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:14 AM (jJRIy)

130 Hats are practical! Why did men keep ties but ditch hats? I read somewhere that it was a post-war rebellion against always having to wear your cover everywhere.

Speaking as someone who does where a hat as a regular thing, it is a real pain to remember to take it off where appropriate and carry it around.

Lost a hat just the other day - I think I left in on the counter of a shop.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 26, 2015 10:15 AM (bZ7mE)

131 OK, pixy doesn't like "bl@zer" that explains @.


Why would the name of a coat be spam?


Posted by: Nip Sip

*settles in for a tale from an old timer*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 26, 2015 10:15 AM (VAsIq)

132 @rickl

The people I've talked to that were here for the last visit say it was nothing like this.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 26, 2015 10:16 AM (QFjNO)

133 117
104 Men should go back to wear fedoras, unironically.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 10:03 AM (rwI+c)


My dad, an Army man, always thought the Air Force guys were pussies for carrying umbrella.


A hat idiot. Umbrellas are for women.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:16 AM (jJRIy)

134 Pretty fucking bad when your name is banned from being spoken of, period.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 10:16 AM (zyIlW)

135 *settles in for a tale from an old timer*


*smiles gnosticly*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 10:16 AM (rwI+c)

136 132 Ah,but this pope is someone the left can use.JP II was an icky anti communist.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2015 10:17 AM (sPO3u)

137 Pop always said :

Son ( he called me that in private )
He said - Son , don't listen to that lying Wench , your Mother , she doesn't believe a single word I say . I'll see Ya in a year.

Posted by: Slick Willies Bastard Son at September 26, 2015 10:17 AM (vm4gg)

138 Why would the name of a coat be spam?

Old regular went by that name, until he went spectacularly crazy one night. When he was banned, he was REALLY banned.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 26, 2015 10:17 AM (bZ7mE)

139 Lost a hat just the other day - I think I left in on the counter of a shop.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 26, 2015 10:15 AM (bZ7mE)
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Cuz there aren't hat racks around anymore.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:17 AM (jR7Wy)

140
Climate Chaos?

I was promised chaos today?!?!?

Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 26, 2015 10:18 AM (F1s01)

141
The good news is now it is "too late" to do anything about "climate change."

So I guess the Left will stop with their bullshit.

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (F1s01)

142 Lace wigs should make a comeback. I wonder where I could find some?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (yxw0r)

143 Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??


A tornado cut a swath through Johns Island, SC last night.


Of course, tornadoes have never happened in the history of Gaia in SC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (FsuaD)

144 Funny THAT guy got banned so thoroughly but they can't get rid of Hector.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (sPO3u)

145 I am sorry. I miss the old days when people dressed to travel and your
seat mate didn't smell of fvcking BO and the crew was polite.






When did it become the uniform of guys to wear shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt everywhere. And while I'm at it, take your fucking baseball cap off when you're indoors especially at a restaurant.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:02 AM (DiZBp)

Yup...As I travel around I see grown men in their 30's and 40's and even older dressed like me when I was 5 and on a little league team. Lose the baseball hat, shorts and flip flops and grow the hell up already and stop dressing like a douchebag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (ej1L0)

146 Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??

****


I think I just saw a leaf on one of our aspens flicker, but it may have been a bird flying by.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (NeFrd)

147 A hat idiot. Umbrellas are for women.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:16 AM (jJRIy)
---
Except one often had to wear, uh, c-caps, which offer no protection from the elements.

The need for which is also "gay", I guess.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:20 AM (jR7Wy)

148 "Old regular went by that name,"

Really? Didn't know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:20 AM (7Kl+K)

149 Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??
---
The ice in my cocktail is melting too quickly!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:20 AM (jR7Wy)

150 My dad's wake-up routine: "Get up and piss, James. The world's on fire."

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 26, 2015 10:20 AM (wKcQA)

151 Old regular went by that name, until he went spectacularly crazy one night. When he was banned, he was REALLY banned.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 26, 2015 10:17 AM (bZ7mE)

Oh yeah, I remember that. He went fvcking off the ranch. Good times.
I miss that guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:20 AM (jJRIy)

152 "Old regular went by that name,"


Never underestimate my power.

Posted by: Alcohol at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (rwI+c)

153 Grey Fox: Speaking as someone who does where a hat as a regular thing, it is a real pain to remember to take it off where appropriate and carry it around. Lost a hat just the other day - I think I left in on the counter of a shop.

Hat and coat hooks. Used to be everywhere. Now you have to cram the hat down on the seat beside you.

My favorite was leaving my hat ('though I didn't know where) at a New Mexican restaurant in Tulsa. Months later, we went back, and there was my hat sitting on top of a big fake sagurro (sp? the ones that look like people with their arms out) cactus.

Just took a walk around the motel parking lot. Big Classic Cars gathering here. Old geezers all around, carefully wiping and dusting off their amazing vehicles. Beautiful machines. Really amazing Comet parked in front of my room (taking up three spaces so I had to park down a ways, but I'll grant him some slack).

Posted by: mindful webworker in a motel in Missou at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (geVJ9)

154 Unless climate chaos includes a beautiful Saturday morning at 70 degrees and low humidity, no, I'm not.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (zyIlW)

155 Always had little D'oh Boy wear a nice bl(a)zer when we traveled. Actually got up-graded a couple of times.

My parents always dressed up to fly, and taught us to do the same.

TSA still singles me out for a full pat-down, though. Bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (FsuaD)

156 "Get yer elbows off the table!"
And wipe that soup off your face!
/carol burnett show

Posted by: muldoon's mom at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (Aw1ge)

157 It is pretty funny to have someone be so offensive that their very name becomes anathema.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 10:22 AM (rwI+c)

158 140
Climate Chaos?

I was promised chaos today?!?!?

Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??
Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 26, 2015 10:18 AM (F1s01)


It's really windy here. Does that count?

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:22 AM (sdi6R)

159 Mayhap all the climate chaos is hiding in the deep oceans, waiting to pounce.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:23 AM (NeFrd)

160
So everyone is experiencing normal weather?
Yeah, it is quite seasonally normal here today, too.

This is not good. I have a bad feeling about this..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:23 AM (F1s01)

161 The climate is chaotic here today. Sunny, light breeze, 70's right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:24 AM (FsuaD)

162
It's really windy here.


And so it begins..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:24 AM (F1s01)

163 What I tell my two sons:
1. Don't call for bail money.
2. Always wear a jimmy hat.
3. Never let anyone near you if you are in jail and he is wearing a jimmy hat!


Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 26, 2015 10:25 AM (myGBe)

164 Coincidences between this open thread and my life. I saw a nice two-seater roadster yesterday walking back from a grocery store ; and there was a shooting about three streets east of me overnight.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 10:25 AM (Aw1ge)

165 "The ice in my cocktail is melting too quickly!"


Higher taxes, more government fixes that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:25 AM (7Kl+K)

166 TSA still singles me out for a full pat-down, though. Bastards.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (FsuaD)
---
Foxiness has its price.

*cue mood lighting and sax music*

Actually, if you're a blonde, it also makes it look like they're being equal opportunity.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:26 AM (jR7Wy)

167 Some of the clueless youtube comments are funny.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 26, 2015 10:26 AM (oVJmc)

168 "And so it begins.."


And where is the "And so it begins" guy?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:26 AM (7Kl+K)

169 Very pleasant at the moment which means I shd be working bc soon it will get to the high 90s.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 10:26 AM (iQIUe)

170 153
Just took a walk around the motel parking lot. Big Classic Cars gathering here. Old geezers all around, carefully wiping and dusting off their amazing vehicles. Beautiful machines. Really amazing Comet parked in front of my room (taking up three spaces so I had to park down a ways, but I'll grant him some slack).
Posted by: mindful webworker in a motel in Missou at September 26, 2015 10:21 AM (geVJ9)


Yesterday at work I was sitting outside on a smoke break, and a guy drove slowly past on an old motorcycle with a sidecar. I don't know what kind it was, but it was painted olive drab, so I'm thinking maybe it was an Army motorcycle from WWII.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:26 AM (sdi6R)

171 Is this going to be on the test?

Posted by: socalcon at September 26, 2015 10:27 AM (vHlQ5)

172 I love it when my government buys or builds cool spacecraft, military weapons systems, national parks, highways, internet protocols, monuments, etc. All the social programs are a waste, including SS, Medicare, food stamps, education, etc.

Posted by: Kevin C at September 26, 2015 10:27 AM (FIbYZ)

173 Went out to a really nice restaurant a few weeks ago. Had to park a block away. In son's neighborhood. Combat Outpost Jefferson St.

Of course, the incumbent mayor, who hasn't done diddly squat about high crime, is leading in the polls. She happens to have the "correct" skin color.

This town. So much stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:28 AM (FsuaD)

174 Yup...As I travel around I see grown men in their
30's and 40's and even older dressed like me when I was 5 and on a
little league team. Lose the baseball hat, shorts and flip flops and
grow the hell up already
and stop dressing like a douchebag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2015 10:19 AM (ej1L0)


I really think that's it. They are mentally and emotionally immature and have no desire to look or act like an adult.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:28 AM (DiZBp)

175

Ironic, isn't it? The And So It Begins guy isn't around as IT is beginning.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:28 AM (F1s01)

176 The ice in my cocktail is melting too quickly!
---
This makes me think I need to find tiny plastic polar bears for a cocktail. I'll call it the Climate Chaos!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:28 AM (jR7Wy)

177 Actually, if you're a blonde, it also makes it look like they're being equal opportunity.


That must be it. *makes note to wear burka*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:29 AM (FsuaD)

178
A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.

Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:30 AM (F1s01)

179
Hint: It's the typical Leftist solution to any problem (real or imagined) .

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (F1s01)

180 178


A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.



Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?



Another Big Dig?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)

181 178
A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.

Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:30 AM (F1s01)


Restrict some streets to pedestrians and bicycles only?

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (sdi6R)

182 Just walked to the Creek and back. No Ice Flows. No Polar Bears.

I'm bummed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (dOD0J)

183 "Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is? "


A tax?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (7Kl+K)

184 Raise moar taxes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)

185 A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.

Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle


I'll bite, close all the streets downtown so no one can go to work?

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 26, 2015 10:31 AM (myGBe)

186 Really enjoying this thread.

(I'm on a trip for work and sick. Bleagh! Thanks for cheering me up, Horde!)

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2015 10:32 AM (V0ygy)

187 I saw a nice two-seater roadster yesterday walking back from a grocery store

But why the roadster decided to walk to the store, I'll never know.
j/k. I had a roadster like that too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 10:32 AM (xq1UY)

188 That must be it. *makes note to wear burka*


****


"Come right on through, sir!"

Posted by: TSA at September 26, 2015 10:32 AM (NeFrd)

189
f'n nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:32 AM (F1s01)

190 185 A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.

Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle


High speed rail?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 10:32 AM (OpK2H)

191 "Just walked to the Creek and back. No Ice Flows. No Polar Bears. "



Damn. Being September and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (7Kl+K)

192 Climate Chaos?



I was promised chaos today?!?!?



Anyone experiencing climate chaos today anywhere??

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 26, 2015 10:18 AM (F1s01)



Sunny and in the 70s today. But it's just a ruse. I've been noticing that the days have been getting shorter. Just slightly each day and it's not as warm as it was in July. CLIMATE CHAOS!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (DiZBp)

193 Nice fall day in CLT, 65 and light rain. Hope for no rain for Panthers game Sunday

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (jJRIy)

194 Hint: It's the typical Leftist solution to any problem (real or imagined) .


****


Glitter bombs?

Posted by: TSA at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (NeFrd)

195

I'll answer in the nood since this thread is now dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (F1s01)

196 Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?

I will take "Best known quotes of Dread Justice Roberts" for 100, Alex.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (xq1UY)

197 Out damn spot sock

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (NeFrd)

198
I remember Pope John Paul II visiting Philly
back in the 80s. I was younger and maybe wasn't paying attention, but I
don't recall them making such a big honking deal about it.
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:13 AM (sdi6R)

we can talk about the Pope, or we can talk about Hillary, Boehner, inflation, cost of medical care, what China is doing, illegal aliens, sharia law, domestic spying, betrayal of Israel, betrayal of Ukraine, betrayal of the Baltic states, destruction of the military through PC thought, VA abuse, NSA abuse, failure of the TSA, the selling of Congress to the highest bidders in a cartel, Dilma Rousseff being threatened with impeachment, a comedian being the front runner in the upcoming Nicaraguan elections, Polio like diseases being brought in by illegal aliens, ISIS terror cells, civil forfeiture...

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH TIME IN THE DAY!

So, it is the Pope. Dammit, we would have loved to have touched on the other things, but we have to stay relevant.

Posted by: MSM - Government complex at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (3pRHP)

199 "When did it become the uniform of guys to wear
shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt everywhere."

um, not to bed, tho.

Posted by: socalcon at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (vHlQ5)

200

go to nood, everyone

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:35 AM (F1s01)

201 I'll answer in the nood since this thread is now dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (F1s01)



It's not dead. It's just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2015 10:35 AM (DiZBp)

202 A big story here yeasterday was the new-ish mayor of Boston's idea to help ease traffic congestion in the city.

Before I tell you, anyone want to guess what it is?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:30 AM (F1s01)
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Suicide booths?

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:37 AM (jR7Wy)

203 Hi-speed rail in a huge tunnel!?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 10:39 AM (Aw1ge)

204 Loved these Love Gov videos and sent them to everyone I care about. Thanks for posting!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2015 10:58 AM (JO9+V)

205 But why the roadster decided to walk to the store, I'll never know.


It's a Fiat!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (rwI+c)

206 I caught Stossel last night, and had my daughter watch them. She actually found them to as depressing as they are funny, but she probably still doesn't get some of the humor.

It's a great concept, even if its 40 years overdue, and is well done.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (/q6+P)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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