Top Headline Comments 9-3-2015

Seems like this is gonna be a thing.


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:24 AM




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1 Morning, I need more coffee..

Posted by: spypeach at September 03, 2015 07:25 AM (KTiWT)

2 Links on ONT


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=358813#c24140447

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:26 AM (t2KH5)

3 Wheee! I'm off to DragonCon!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 03, 2015 07:26 AM (gjBos)

4 Take the 5th? Toss him into a Tijuana jail then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:26 AM (0AxXh)

5 'mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at September 03, 2015 07:26 AM (6xtq3)

6 Seems like this is gonna be a thing.

Sure it will.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 07:28 AM (zF6Iw)

7 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 07:28 AM (wyNrR)

8 Hillary will not be testifying on October 22nd. In Joe Biden vernacular that will be a big fing deal. She can't testify without either committing perjury, or incriminating herself.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (rsudF)

9 Never quite understood how someone could refuse to tell you what they did in their paid position as a public employee.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

10 You have to wonder how much the Clinton's paid him to keep his mouth shut.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (iONHu)

11 That horrible person is destroying MY party. WAHHHHH

Posted by: Jen Bush, Prince of Wales at September 03, 2015 07:30 AM (rJEUr)

12 But if he's given immunity to spill the beans then the fifth no longer protects, right? And the immunity would not apply if he then purjered him self under oath. So it's bad for grand monster regardless I would think.

Posted by: bananaDream at September 03, 2015 07:30 AM (vLk7c)

13 A politician taking the 5th used to be a rare thing; until Obama and Clinton came along.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

14
Everyone join in with me now,,,,

What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!!?!!?!?1/?

See how well that works?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 03, 2015 07:30 AM (HSmrB)

15 @10 It's less a matter of being paid and more of what the payback would be if he talked.

Posted by: pep at September 03, 2015 07:31 AM (GMG6W)

16 >>>>
Never quite understood how someone could refuse to tell you what they did in their paid position as a public employee.
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.What I can't understand is why he took the 5th before he was even asked a question. Only one thing comes to mind, he committed multiple felonies.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 07:31 AM (iONHu)

17 My condolences on going to DragonCon. It is the East Coast version of SDCC which means so many people packed into one area I would simply go bonkers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:31 AM (0AxXh)

18 8
Hillary will not be testifying on October 22nd. In Joe Biden vernacular
that will be a big fing deal. She can't testify without either
committing perjury, or incriminating herself.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (rsudF)

She has already committed perjury when testifying about Benghazi and they knew it when she testified. She was not called on it by the balless Repukes.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)

19 He's an IT guy. Grant him immunity and make him talk.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 07:33 AM (iQIUe)

20 Thanks Vic, great to see back in full form.
And what the hell happened between 6:48 and 7:15. Hampsters go on break?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 03, 2015 07:33 AM (FIrEF)

21 Was it absolutely necessary to start the morning with a giant picture of that old fucking crone at the top of the page?

Something like that should come with a warning.

Posted by: Weasel at September 03, 2015 07:33 AM (6xtq3)

22 Oh, stop with all the Eeyorish humbug. Gowdy is a prosecutor. He's setting her up so that she has no good options. It's in his blood. She's toast.

Posted by: pep at September 03, 2015 07:34 AM (GMG6W)

23 I woke up and feel like I was in a fight with myself last night, my tailbone hurts I have scratches on my arms, wtf. I think I may have even sleep raped myself. And now the dogs are looking at me funny. I swear I only had 3 glasses of wine.

Posted by: spypeach I think at September 03, 2015 07:35 AM (KTiWT)

24 Yup.

I still have hope that one of the underlings is going to go oh hell no I am not going down with this sinking ship and will blab all over.

Posted by: SMOD slamming into Yellowstone at September 03, 2015 07:35 AM (IrByp)

25 I wonder what the Twin Titans of Fail and the SCOAMF will lay on us next?

I bet you a dollar that we start helping out Europe and begin taking in thousands of refugees.

I bet ya.

Probably spread them around to swing states because that's how the SCOAMF rolls.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 07:35 AM (eDW1j)

26 Got any time frame on when the "set up" will be complete?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at September 03, 2015 07:36 AM (C8x6r)

27 COVER UP! Same old Clintons.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 03, 2015 07:36 AM (HSAmh)

28 22
Oh, stop with all the Eeyorish humbug. Gowdy is a prosecutor. He's
setting her up so that she has no good options. It's in his blood. She's
toast.


Posted by: pep at September 03, 2015 07:34 AM (GMG6W)

Doesn't matter what he is with the RNC leadership we have riding his back.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:36 AM (t2KH5)

29 I am beginning to get an inking of where this is going. Hmmmm....

Gowdy: Madam Secretary, when and how was your server set up and with what safeguards?

Clinton: You would have to ask the IT people who did that.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 07:36 AM (iONHu)

30 *couriers to MPPPP a cup of tea*

Now have seven reviews for Golden Isis.
1/7 5 stars
5/7 4 stars
1/7 2 stars

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:37 AM (0AxXh)

31 Does he? This is a serious question. I thought the fifth amendment applied to self incrimination. He is pleading the fifth to protect Hillary.

Posted by: BBReggie at September 03, 2015 07:39 AM (K1RXR)

32 Well, I am off to the store for some groceries. BBL

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:39 AM (t2KH5)

33 IT guy: what should I do if they ask me questions?

HRC: take the 5th, or go for a walk in the park like Vince Foster

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 03, 2015 07:39 AM (FIrEF)

34 "She has already committed perjury when testifying about Benghazi and they knew it when she testified. She was not called on it by the balless Repukes.
Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)"

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There was no FBI led investigation of possible felonies back then, and the Holder DoJ wasn't going to indict anyone lying to Congress. If Clinton testifies she runs a high risk of incriminating herself. Now maybe she'll decide to play the Oliver North gambit and hope her testimony makes it impossible to be tried anywhere. If that is the case it becomes a game of chicken. Who blinks first, Clinton or Gowdy? Because Gowdy might want to withdraw the invitation if it starts to look like her testifying might hinder prosecution.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 03, 2015 07:41 AM (rsudF)

35 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2015 07:41 AM (ZQfW9)

36 Does he? This is a serious question. I thought the fifth amendment applied to self incrimination. He is pleading the fifth to protect Hillary.

Posted by: BBReggie at September 03, 2015 07:39 AM (K1RXR)


The IT guy had access to classified material without any security clearance as he was responsible for the maintaining server. He's guilty, too.

Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 07:41 AM (HEtQ3)

37 I've been to bith SDCC and Dragoncon. I like DC better because being spread out through 5 hotels is less packed than everything in one single building.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 03, 2015 07:42 AM (gjBos)

38 "31 Does he? This is a serious question. I thought the fifth amendment applied to self incrimination. He is pleading the fifth to protect Hillary.
Posted by: BBReggie at September 03, 2015 07:39 AM (K1RXR)"


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And why wouldn't he also be guilty of mishandling classified information?

Posted by: NotCoach at September 03, 2015 07:42 AM (rsudF)

39 Gowdy is an ex-prosecutor and knows full well this guy wants to make a deal.

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 07:42 AM (TxJGV)

40 Hillary will not be testifying on October 22nd. In Joe Biden vernacular that will be a big fing deal. She can't testify without either committing perjury, or incriminating herself.

Posted by: NotCoach at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (rsudF)


I know it's my own foul disposition talking, but - who the F is going to do anything about it?

The MFM?
The GOPe?
The Dems?

How many times does it have to be repeated? This is all fucking theater for the rubes. Scankles will lie her ass off and no one will call her on it. Perhaps - a big perhaps - she'll withdraw from the presidential race, but she'll live out the rest of her worthless days rich, smug and isolated from the moral and physical bankruptcy of America, jetting from party to party and evading any punishment at all.

Not mad at you, NotCoach. Just stating the way I see it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 07:42 AM (zF6Iw)

41 Black Lives Matter! not to homies.

Chicago: 10 shot including a 11 year old
Baltimore: Baltimore Sun isn't as clear about what is going on, they are all about honoring Freddie Gray everyday.

Posted by: Colin at September 03, 2015 07:42 AM (eoM8x)

42 Screw that, haul his ass in and make him plead the fifth to every question asked.

You can plead the fifth but you do not have a right to not appear and be questioned.

Make a spectacle out of it, grand stand.

Do something you useless cunts!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 07:43 AM (eDW1j)

43 Going to meet Larry Correia at DragonCon? I see Keir Dullea will be there but even him can't drag me to the insanity of DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:44 AM (4nG/u)

44 What I can't understand is why he took the 5th before he was even asked a question. Only one thing comes to mind, he committed multiple felonies.



Nothing screams guilty like taking the 5th before even being asked.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 07:44 AM (wyNrR)

45 He's an IT guy. Grant him immunity and make him talk.
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They can give him immunity and require him to testify, but that doesn't mean they'll get anything useful out of him. He'll have lots of memory lapses ("I can't recall") when it comes to the specifics of who gave him what instructions, he'll confess to a few minor infractions (but it was all his doing, and nobody else's), and he'll insist that Hillary never did anything but tell him to obey the law at all times. We all know how this goes, because we've seen this play before.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 03, 2015 07:44 AM (a31sM)

46 Chick-fil-A is open for breakfast at many locations

Posted by: Kevin C at September 03, 2015 07:45 AM (dEA2d)

47 MS. Clinton. It must be a liberating (or liberal) thing not to be cursed with a moral compass.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 03, 2015 07:46 AM (rnH8X)

48 Fifth Amendment rights should be suspended for federal employees (or government employees in general...) when questioned about matters relating to their jobs.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 03, 2015 07:49 AM (eytER)

49 Elijah Cummings may well be brain damaged as well as being a criminal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 03, 2015 07:49 AM (rwI+c)

50 See that picture of the dead child on the top of Drudge?

Yeah... that's the result of Obamas foreign 'policy'

Attention GOP:

That is gold right there. Now sack up and start REALLY being an opposition.

Posted by: TripleTwenty at September 03, 2015 07:51 AM (MV2jA)

51 amid all the focus on the bathroom server have we collectively forgotten that this behavior started at the top? From 2008 http://tinyurl.com/pg5ub8z

"For more than two months, Mr. Obama has been waging a vigorous battle with his handlers to keep his BlackBerry, which like millions of other Americans he has relied upon for years to stay connected with friends and advisers."

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 03, 2015 07:53 AM (5mGQ/)

52 She has already committed perjury when testifying about Benghazi and
they knew it when she testified. She was not called on it by the
balless Repukes.

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They seem to just want these stories to "go away" as much as she does.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 07:54 AM (pVkEV)

53 That is gold right there. Now sack up and start REALLY being an opposition.

Huh? Whaa? Blegelgiguf.

Posted by: jeb? at September 03, 2015 07:54 AM (BO/km)

54 Stray voltage

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2015 07:54 AM (JO9+V)

55 I plead the Fifth of hard liquor...

Posted by: The Drinky Hat at September 03, 2015 07:55 AM (0TXlm)

56 @50

I fully expect the SCOAMF in collusion with the Twin Titans of Fail to begin taking in refugees any day now.

Book it.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 07:56 AM (eDW1j)

57 TFG's first trip to Alaska and Russia and China are playing war games in the Bering Sea. Seems odd.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 07:56 AM (2Lq8i)

58 GOPe has no desire to be the opposition party. They want to be the Democrats.

Posted by: dogfish at September 03, 2015 07:57 AM (jWtyG)

59 See that picture of the dead child on the top of Drudge?

Yeah... that's the result of Obamas foreign 'policy'


Yes, and the Independent uses it to shill for Euro-Amnesty programs, which I would think will just lead MORE people to try to get there and make MORE accidents like this happen.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 07:58 AM (oVJmc)

60 Just watching local morning news with a Republican consultant and a Democratic consultant talking about various issues. The Republican always goes first so the Democrat's lies and spin (said with a condescending laugh and sneer) will be the last words you hear on the subject. The Republican was trying to counter and the local talking head cuts him off with, "I know we could debate this back and forth all day, but we have to move on." Eff you.

Posted by: Gem at September 03, 2015 07:58 AM (c+gwp)

61 Invoking the 5th as a government employee should automatically suspend any appropriation associated with your employment; to include pension and healthcare administration, personnel actions, security access to the building and parking lots, etc. Anethema, GS style.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 07:58 AM (ztOda)

62 Good morning, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!

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Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).

Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Thanks!

Posted by: speedster1 at September 03, 2015 07:58 AM (1brdf)

63 Hat, this will make you drink more than a fifth...

http://animecons.com/events/info.shtml/5452/Yaoi-Con_2015

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:59 AM (4nG/u)

64 Kreplach, there was a story on Drudge (yesterday?) that said America takes in 700 out of 1000 worldwide refugees anyway. What's a few hundred per thousand more? Calls coming from the Pope in 3..2..1...

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 07:59 AM (pVkEV)

65 I just hate this testify before congress crap. It has been politicized. There is evidence of a crime, charge someone and go to court. These political show trials are an abomination.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 07:59 AM (W4w2M)

66 Morning all.

fuck the clintons and their merry band of crooks and sycophants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:00 AM (gf8BH)

67 NGU I call them the Clinton Criminal Crony Party -> CCCP

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:01 AM (4nG/u)

68 42 Screw that, haul his ass in and make him plead the fifth to every question asked.

You can plead the fifth but you do not have a right to not appear and be questioned.

Make a spectacle out of it, grand stand.

Do something you useless cunts!
Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 07:43 AM (eDW1j)

This.

I mean, what the hell. What in God's name does it take?

Posted by: Gem at September 03, 2015 08:01 AM (c+gwp)

69 See that picture of the dead child on the top of Drudge?

If only his mother had scraped him out of her uterus she wouldn't have had to drag him onto an unsafe boat in search of free shit...

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:02 AM (rHXGG)

70 Are there no good looking women in this saga? No Clinton Crime Family interns or attractive criminal defense attorneys? Hillary's pic is a little jarring along with my morning coffee.

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 08:03 AM (TxJGV)

71 And why wouldn't he also be guilty of mishandling classified information?

and I guarantee there are years of training records showing he was well informed of the correct procedures.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:03 AM (ztOda)

72 None of these muslim countries will take in muslim refugees...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 08:04 AM (iQIUe)

73 Anyone else think the toddler pic was staged? They left that kid there so the press could get some pics.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 03, 2015 08:05 AM (BO/km)

74 The last time I remember a Congressional committee being effective was when the Democrats shredded Robert Bork.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:05 AM (ftVQq)

75
>>>>48 Fifth Amendment rights should be suspended for federal employees (or government employees in general...) when questioned about matters relating to their jobs.

I agree. It should be no different than joining the military. They voluntarily relinquish some of their rights in a few small, but nonetheless, very important areas.

And Cankles went out of her way to blur the lines between public and private employment. And besides, they'll still never touch her, this guy just a small fish.

Posted by: GBruno at September 03, 2015 08:06 AM (u49WF)

76 Anyone else think the toddler pic was staged? They left that kid there so the press could get some pics.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 03, 2015 08:05 AM (BO/km)


Oh puh-lease, no one could so insensitive as to misuse a child like that!


But he did look pretty clean and well dressed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:07 AM (ftVQq)

77 Anyone else think the toddler pic was staged? They left that kid there so the press could get some pics.

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My exact thoughts yesterday when I first saw it.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 08:07 AM (pVkEV)

78

I woke up and feel like I was in a fight with myself last night, my tailbone hurts I have scratches on my arms, wtf. I think I may have even sleep raped myself. And now the dogs are looking at me funny. I swear I only had 3 glasses of wine.

Posted by: spypeach I think at September 03, 2015 07:35 AM (KTiWT)
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Yeah,, it was good for me too....

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 03, 2015 08:08 AM (HSmrB)

79 So some are saying Green Helmet Guy has immigrated to Europe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:09 AM (4nG/u)

80 Students at Cape Cod Regional Tech in Harwich are protesting new restrictions on yoga pants. They say their schools new dress code promotes body shaming.


These kids today. Idiots.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 03, 2015 08:09 AM (BO/km)

81 Anyone else think the toddler pic was staged? They left that kid there so the press could get some pics.

No. After Hurricane Mitch, we saw stuff like that for weeks. Nobody wanted to go out after high tide receded. Only difference is that today everyone has cameras.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:09 AM (ztOda)

82 Posted by: spypeach I think at September 03, 2015 07:35 AM (KTiWT)


Stay away from the Boone's Farm!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:10 AM (ftVQq)

83 RIP Dean Jones. I think "The Love Bug" was the first movie I saw in a theater.

Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2015 08:10 AM (sdi6R)

84 spypeach - check you webcam

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:12 AM (ztOda)

85 They say their schools new dress code promotes body shaming.

So does forcing me to wear pants. Why should Suzy get to flash her spandex-wrapped hoohah and I be forced to wear something over my split-crotch fishnet thong?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

86 Anyone else think the toddler pic was staged?

It reminds me of the Iraq war, when they'd always find a child's toy in the rubble to photograph, and if they couldn't find one they'd place one (and it would be obvious, because they'd use a clean undamaged toy).

And on Twitter Sifty reminded me of Green Helmet Guy.

It's a sad story, but it's frightening how easily a single image can make so many people lose their minds.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:12 AM (rHXGG)

87 So, it seems Hillary knew in advance this guy was taking the fifth and actually issued a statement to the effect she is "disappointed" he won't testify. Uh-huh.

Interesting that the lowly IT guy is coordinating testimony with Hillary and her crime gang.

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 08:13 AM (TxJGV)

88
Stay away from the Boone's Farm!


Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:10 AM (ftVQq)

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Yeah,, Boone's Farm...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 03, 2015 08:13 AM (HSmrB)

89 HR, *points to #79*

We are on the same wavelength.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:13 AM (4nG/u)

90 Yesterday's Daily Mail pictures of refugees, a.k.a. asylum seekers appeared, to be majority young men of military age.

When one's country faces an existential threat, it's only common sense that one should flee rather than defend the country or join the rebels in an attempt to overthrow an oppressive government.

If we learned anything from the Vietnam war, it's that. When faced with conscription into an unpleasant war, flee to a third country to make a better life for yourself and your family rather than face an uncertain future. It worked well for the democrats who control the US in this timeline.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 08:14 AM (W4w2M)

91 What is body shaming anyway? Is that being ashamed of your own body or someone else's?

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 03, 2015 08:14 AM (BO/km)

92 And this refugee crisis is the SCOAMFS doing, he broke Syria and now Europe and probably the US are going to suffer on the tide of this "humanitarian" crisis this bastard created.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 08:14 AM (eDW1j)

93 That dead child picture cements the death of Europe. It is what the pro-"immigrant" side was waiting for. In the comments to that story they are using it to shame Europe into accepting all the invaders.

No stopping the invasion/colonizers now.

Posted by: jjod at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (3UYA8)

94

DAY 1,031

432 to go (505 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (St6BJ)

95 Kreplach, you forgot Libya.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (4nG/u)

96 Not the Hillary to die on

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

97
Late. Just posted to Cut Jib Newsletter. I know pixy sucks but Wordpress is making me nuts this morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (St6BJ)

98 >>>>
Invoking the 5th as a government employee should automatically suspend
any appropriation associated with your employment; to include pension
and healthcare administration, personnel actions, security access to the
building and parking lots, etc. Anethema, GS style.
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.All well and good, but he quit the Government quite some time ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 08:15 AM (iONHu)

99 Stay away from the Boone's Farm!





Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:10 AM (ftVQq)






Wait, what? But it's past six!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 08:16 AM (yxw0r)

100
>>>> 74 The last time I remember a Congressional committee being effective was when the Democrats shredded Robert Bork.

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With Joe Biden leading the way.

How different the world be if Jimmy Carter had just supported the Shah of Iran and Robert Bork had made to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: GBruno at September 03, 2015 08:16 AM (u49WF)

101 >>>Wheee! I'm off to DragonCon!


Don't let those people touch your food!

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:16 AM (3ZtZW)

102 Can Congress grant immunity from prosecution by DoJ? I highly doubt it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 03, 2015 08:17 AM (rEEK1)

103 Scotsman - his pension hasn't

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:17 AM (ztOda)

104 So, the GOP-E thinks the way to beat Trump is with Jeb?

What is the thought process here? "We will beat a charismatic rich guy who is in touch with the anger and frustration of the base by parachuting in a bland rich guy who is as out of touch with the base as we are?"

Posted by: V the K at September 03, 2015 08:17 AM (U2a2a)

105
I think the gaza war last year hit the all time low for pallywood. The UN observers were part of it. They staged this video with a guy suppose to be wounded in rubble they couldnt get to because of those nasty IDF tanks. What they forgot to do is remove all the empty bottles of fake blood stage makeup. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 08:18 AM (iQIUe)

106 J.J., you have one too many '/' in the link in your nick to your blog.

Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 08:18 AM (HEtQ3)

107 What is body shaming anyway? Is that being ashamed of your own body or someone else's?

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What's sadder is that the kids protesting this already have "body shaming" in their lexicon. I'm sure it's in there with microaggression, cis-gender, safe space and white privilege...just to name a few.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 08:19 AM (pVkEV)

108 Jeb's body language says he is done. His internal polls and fundraising must be horrible.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:19 AM (ztOda)

109 Just...we are screwed. Every day it becomes clearer that our goverment is so tragically broken.

Just heard that Chicago is in for the largest property tax hike in history. Yeah, I'll need to slave away until I die to make sure some fat teacher is able to retire early on full pension because she babysat some kids eight months out of the year. I remember a letter written by one of my son's elementary school teachers that was rife with grammatical errors. It was laughable that this illiterate was charged with teaching my son anything. But she'll live in comfort for the rest of days for all her very hard work of putting a movie into the VCR.

Posted by: Gem at September 03, 2015 08:19 AM (c+gwp)

110 104 So, the GOP-E thinks the way to beat Trump is with Jeb?

What is the thought process here? "We will beat a charismatic rich guy who is in touch with the anger and frustration of the base by parachuting in a bland rich guy who is as out of touch with the base as we are?"
Posted by: V the K at September 03, 2015 08:17 AM (U2a2a)



I don't care how much money Jeb raked in over the past year. He's sinking faster than a fink in a pair of cement overshoes.

This is why I like Trump. Note, I didn't say "support" Trump. His presence is fucking up the GOP-e plans but good. And if we can get someone like Cruz, Carson or another outsider in there, I think no one on the Democrat side beats us. Legally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 08:20 AM (St6BJ)

111 106 J.J., you have one too many '/' in the link in your nick to your blog.
Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 08:18 AM (HEtQ3)

Works for me?

www.cutjibnewsletter.com

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 08:21 AM (St6BJ)

112 Anna--I'd forgotten Green Helmet Guy...and then there was that one older woman who was photographed "mourning" in a bunch of different cities...

Yesterday's Daily Mail pictures of refugees, a.k.a. asylum seekers appeared, to be majority young men of military age.


The dead bodies found in Austria were 95% young men.

Same shit as St. Traytable...endless images of a cherub so they don't have to print the reality.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:21 AM (rHXGG)

113 So is Trump the Rabid Puppy candidate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:21 AM (4nG/u)

114 JJ, I love the name of your blog.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 08:21 AM (pVkEV)

115 Well,it's treason but we can't really do anything about it...

http://tinyurl.com/qak6mm7

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 08:21 AM (sPO3u)

116 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 07:59 AM (4nG/u)

Thanks for the tea, Anna. I could use it.

I read Golden Isis over the weekend, and liked it. I can certainly see a sequel, and I understand why you called it your "Indiana Jones" tale. I'll save a longer review for e-mail, but my only (small) quibble is that I felt the story took a little too long to get going. But who am I to critique someone else?Golden Isis, fellow 'rons and 'ronettes. Buy it, read it, love it. And give Anna some love on an Amazon review.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 08:22 AM (zF6Iw)

117 OK..
If you are going to DragonCon, please or please give us an after action report.

Or if they have internet there, give us a day-do-day thing.

Posted by: Kindlot at September 03, 2015 08:24 AM (3pRHP)

118 A little mood music: Beethoven's 5th symphony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzs-OGgkZTU

Posted by: The Sumphonic Hat at September 03, 2015 08:24 AM (0TXlm)

119 Nothing I like better in the morning than playing spin-the-IP with AT&T to find one not banned on AoS.

Attempt #4.

Morning, Glories!

Dunno 'bout you, but Vic's link didn't work for me. This did:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358813#c24140447

Gabe got that memo from Andy about not posting the morning thread until Vic was done commenting in the ONT?

Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here now? am I here now? at September 03, 2015 08:24 AM (T2Zv1)

120 Dead kid on the beach: PUBLIC DEMANDS ACTION

Dead Kid on the Dissection Table: Crickets

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

121 Broke the thread. Oops.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 08:26 AM (oVJmc)

122 Students at Cape Cod Regional Tech in Harwich are protesting new restrictions on yoga pants. They say their schools new dress code promotes body shaming.
These kids today. Idiots.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 03, 2015 08:09 AM (BO/km)


I heard that story on the radio this morning. The "restrictions" are that students wear dresses or shorts or something else with their yoga pants.

One of the dullard spokes-students said that (paraphrasing) she "could see both sides" of the debate, but that they had "rights" that needed to be respected. And all in that whiny, sing-songy uptwinkles voice that infects every damned kid today.

Yes. Idiots.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 08:26 AM (zF6Iw)

123 Will there be dragons at dragoncon? Or is it drag 'n con?

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 08:26 AM (W4w2M)

124 And all the asshole Dems on the committee are A Ok with this little putz taking the 5th. They are circling the wagons especially the minority ones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:27 AM (gf8BH)

125 Can the boys come to class in speedos?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

126 122 They demand the right to show camel toe!

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 08:27 AM (sPO3u)

127 >>> This is why I like Trump. Note, I didn't say "support" Trump. His presence is fucking up the GOP-e plans but good.


Trump - and his supporters - are engaging in a kind of 4G warfare with the GOPe.

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)

128 Yay. I can finally post. Except, time to feed the pesks 'n' stuff. L8r.

Posted by: mindful webworker - virtually real at September 03, 2015 08:29 AM (T2Zv1)

129 Dead kid on the beach: PUBLIC DEMANDS ACTION

Millions of Dead Kid on the Dissection Table: Crickets


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:29 AM (ftVQq)

130 104 So, the GOP-E thinks the way to beat Trump is with Jeb?

Jeb is proof the GOP-E is really about big business interests and not electability.

With Jeb floundering I think we may see Mittens go for try #3.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 08:29 AM (pTY38)

131 If there are going to be complaints about yoga pants in high school, then we need pictures to see the evidence for ourselves.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 08:30 AM (W4w2M)

132
>>>> 109 Just...we are screwed. Every day it becomes clearer that our goverment is so tragically broken. Posted by: Gem at September 03, 2015 08:19 AM (c+gwp)

-------

Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.

Posted by: GBruno at September 03, 2015 08:30 AM (u49WF)

133 They demand the right to show camel toe!



Moose knuckle.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:31 AM (wyNrR)

134 Wait,whut?

http://tinyurl.com/on5xxsy

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 08:31 AM (sPO3u)

135 Dead kid on the beach: PUBLIC DEMANDS ACTION
Dead Kid on the Dissection Table: Crickets


So stealing this.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:32 AM (rHXGG)

136 With Jeb floundering I think we may see Mittens go for try #3.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 08:29 AM (pTY3

When you think about it, this time really should be Romney's turn!

Besides, it has been quite a while since he strapped a dog carrier on the roof of his car!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:32 AM (ftVQq)

137 DragShowCon?

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:32 AM (3ZtZW)

138 Dead kid on the beach: PUBLIC DEMANDS ACTION
Dead Kid on the Dissection Table: Crickets

So stealing this.
Posted by: HR



There's you a 3 line bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:33 AM (wyNrR)

139 Seriously this Bush clown is doubling down on his arrogance, stupidity and cultural cuckholdedness.

"It's not going to work, people want an uplifting hopeful message, people come to this country to pursue their dreams, sometimes they start without speaking English, but they learn English and they add vitality to our country," Bush told ABC's George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview."

WHAT ABOUT KATE'S DREAMS ASSHOLE??

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2015 08:34 AM (eDW1j)

140 This is no surprise. Tell me again why we can't afford to deport these fucks.


http://goo.gl/rAafqH

Posted by: maddogg at September 03, 2015 08:34 AM (xWW96)

141
These people might have survived if the boats werent so over loaded. I think the smugglers just want to make as much money as possible and pack the boats.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 08:34 AM (iQIUe)

142 President Selfie.

http://tinyurl.com/nrcz4ja

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 08:35 AM (sPO3u)

143 There's you a 3 line bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:33 AM (wyNrR)


There must be a web site for a custom bumper sticker manufacturer, and the prices should be quite reasonable since the devaluation of the renminbi!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:35 AM (ftVQq)

144 Thanks for the good words MPPPP. The build up, well that is the noir influence I could say plus wanting people to meet the characters before any bullets flew.

I am working on a sequel of course. Won't be a purely first person POV this time. Here is the first draft of the opening.

"Make haste Ptolemy!"

Slim and exotically beautiful Artacama stood guard at the mausoleum's entrance, fearful that the guards her estranged husband had placed would discover them in the act. Behind her, Ptolemy and his helpers struggle in a darkness barely relieved by two torches. There is a grating sound of stone moving against stone. She prays to the supreme god of her native land Ahuramazda and also chief god of this land Amun-Ra for protection while also asking Anubis to understand what has to be done.

Behind her there is another more solid sounding thud as the covering stone contacts the stone floor and makes the whole room tremble. Her hand clutches at the door lintel as she strains to hear anything. The sound of boots slapping pavement and the jingle of armor is what Artacama fears. Instead she hears nothing except Ptolemy's men and her own rapidly beating heart, it seems her prayers are being heard.

"Do we take it all with us?"

Artacama turns and stops in awe. Alexander of Macedon's linen wrapped body is laying on the floor but it is all the gold gleaming in the flickering torchlight that threatens to mesmerize her. The quantity and variety of treasure is staggering, but she also remembers who did this. Her husband, gripped with a desire to make his own empire by stealing Alexander's body, had done this profanity. "No, only Lord Alexander's body. He deserves his wishes to be honored. Put everything else back in the sarcophagus and close it up again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (4nG/u)

145 These people will not learn English as long as we pander to them, Mr. Bush.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (HSAmh)

146 One of the dullard spokes-students said that (paraphrasing) she "could
see both sides" of the debate, but that they had "rights" that needed to
be respected.

--

They've been taught that demanding their "rights" means they deserve to get what they want, whatever that is. When I was in school in the 70s, even all the way through high school, we weren't allowed to wear shorts to school. It was a decency thing that used to fall under morals way back in the day.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (pVkEV)

147 JJ Sefton, I will blogroll cut.jib.newsletter - where do I let you know after I've linked it?

Btw, I really lije the layout, very clean. Can I ask what kind of hosting sw you are using? Is it a wordpress.org site?

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (cbfNE)

148 There must be a web site for a custom bumper sticker manufacturer, and the prices should be quite reasonable since the devaluation of the renminbi!


Cafe Press dot com

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (wyNrR)

149 139 He should go run for presidente of Mexico.Wait,with Mexico's tough immigration laws they would kick his ass right out.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 08:37 AM (sPO3u)

150 I hope Trump tells Penis today one of 2 things:

1) I will sign Pledge but ONLY if "I am treated Fairly"
That should give him a huge out

2) Or my favorite: Fuck Off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:37 AM (gf8BH)

151 Cafe press.

And if they like what you do and others want it the rumor is they pay you per unit.

Posted by: Kindlot at September 03, 2015 08:37 AM (3pRHP)

152 Why hasn't this bitch been strapped to a gurney and a needle put in her vein yet? Anti-Semitism. That's it.

Posted by: Cpt. Goldberg, Rtd., Alaksa Republican Party chair at September 03, 2015 08:37 AM (pq97T)

153 It's a good thing we don't have a community of LE and military folks that have sworn to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

They would have to arrest these politician/criminals for subverting the rule of law and endangering the nation.

That would be HORRIBLE. I mean, why shouldn't politician/criminals make big bank from allowing 7th century religious savages to obtain nuclear weapons? Why shouldn't the politician/criminals import foreign criminals to defraud the welfare and voting systems?

It's a good thing we believe in the technicalities of law, and not the basic principles of law, or those poor politician/criminals might have to go without that 5th bottle of champagne.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 03, 2015 08:38 AM (A9KzJ)

154 Anna, got started on your book, but life has intervened. I'll try to move it up on the priority list, but so far I thought it was a good read. I'll do the Amazon review when I finish!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:39 AM (ftVQq)

155 There's a woman in IIRC Batavia NY who held onto the corpse of her baby for about 3 months. In her house. IDK what the hell she was thinking. Shock? Depression? What do you call that? Its like something out of a Shirley Jackson story

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:39 AM (3ZtZW)

156 I am like unto an oracle, I tell you. I knew if they identified the henchperson who actually did the hands-on dirty work, things would be begin to move, take on a certain momentum. I was wrong about one thing, though: I assumed said henchperson would be out of the country by now. I mean, the smart move would be to get him gone, one way or another. Hillary's slipping in her old age.

Pardons for everyone, I'm guessing. No one's going to jail for this--unless, that is, Obama is reminded what happened to Jerry Ford when he pardoned Nixon and realizes a pardon could sully his precious legacy.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 08:39 AM (Bvf82)

157 "It's not going to work, people want an uplifting hopeful message, people come to this country to pursue their dreams, sometimes they start without speaking English, but they learn English and they add vitality to our country," Bush told ABC's George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview."

And I just heard an interesting statistic this morning...76% of all immigrants receive some sort of public assistance, whether it's food stamps or full blown bennies like public housing and all of that.

So the uplifting hopeful message here is...come to the US and live on the public dole while we say people who complain about it are racist.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 03, 2015 08:39 AM (PFy0L)

158 J.J. Sefton-

You still need to remove the extra backslash from your weblink in your nick.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 03, 2015 08:40 AM (6n332)

159 150 I hope Trump tells Penis today one of 2 things:

1) I will sign Pledge but ONLY if "I am treated Fairly"
That should give him a huge out

2) Or my favorite: Fuck Off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:37 AM (gf8BH)

Trump should ask Rinsed Penis to name another Pubbie presidential candidate leading in the polls who's been asked to sign a 'no third party run' pledge. And Trump should force Penis to make that answer publicly on camera. Just to show how fair Penis is.

Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 08:40 AM (HEtQ3)

160 Hrothgar, thank you on all counts.

I should get back to the word-smithing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:41 AM (4nG/u)

161 "It's not going to work, people want an uplifting hopeful message,
people come to this country to pursue their dreams, sometimes they start
without speaking English, but they learn English and they add vitality
to our country,"

--

What a jackass. What, exactly, was our country before all this "vitality" decided to invade? Boy, we must've been a bunch of useless schlubs before this illegal stampede. How did we ever become so great in the 20th century?

I'm really beginning to loathe this jerk.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at September 03, 2015 08:41 AM (pVkEV)

162 Wheee! I'm off to DragonCon!

Beware of meddling in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art small & tasty with ketchup ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 03, 2015 08:41 AM (qOsoH)

163 Hmm, Cafe Press already has a bunch of 2016 campaign items!

Thanks
~H

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:42 AM (ftVQq)

164 I should get back to the word-smithing.

If I had a hammer ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 03, 2015 08:42 AM (qOsoH)

165 Gwen Ifill, Obama partisan and PBS Newshour anchor, is now claiming her partisan tweet dancing on the grave of Israelis and crowing over the Iranian nuclear bomb agreement "victory" for the Obama/Kerry cartel was not her words.

Those were somebody else's words, says Ifill. Her only fault, she says, is that she should have made it clear she was retweeting.

Can you believe this shit?

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 08:43 AM (TxJGV)

166 Only whistleblowers get punished when talking about government. To this day, Linda Tripp is vilified in the harshest terms possible.

I've brought this up before, but remember when Serpico was a hero of the left? Boy is that funny to remember.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 08:43 AM (q/kmn)

167 Smugglers without ethics, who knew

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (ztOda)

168 Been ages since I added anything to my CafePress store

http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop.541579584

Or maybe this one -
http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop.519302960

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (4nG/u)

169 So the uplifting hopeful message here is...come to the US and live on the public dole while we say people who complain about it are racist.



And yet, people wonder when we say "Let it burn".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (wyNrR)

170 LA RAZA BACKS JEB, SLAMS TRUMP FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE PATRIOTISM


breitbart


Thanks La Raza....What a great ready made add.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (gf8BH)

171 Can you believe this shit?

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 08:43 AM (TxJGV)


Gwen Ifill is a public media figure of impeccable integrity and would never ever lie to her listeners/viewers/readers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (ftVQq)

172 Also, I'm really loving that Lightbringer picture of Hillary.

That or she's one of the aliens at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 08:45 AM (q/kmn)

173 Ummmmm, yeaaaaaah. Gonna be a thing. Investigators, like fraternity boys, squeeze from the bottom up.

Posted by: simplemind at September 03, 2015 08:45 AM (BTnAK)

174 How many times does it have to be repeated? This is all fucking theater for the rubes. Scankles will lie her ass off and no one will call her on it. Perhaps - a big perhaps - she'll withdraw from the presidential race, but she'll live out the rest of her worthless days rich, smug and isolated from the moral and physical bankruptcy of America, jetting from party to party and evading any punishment at all.

But every morning, she must get up & look herself in the mirror & scream, "This close!!!! I was this close!!!!!"

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 03, 2015 08:45 AM (qOsoH)

175 There's a woman in IIRC Batavia NY who held onto the corpse of her baby for about 3 months. In her house. IDK what the hell she was thinking. Shock? Depression? What do you call that? Its like something out of a Shirley Jackson story

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 03, 2015 08:39 AM (3ZtZW)

Post partum depression.

My sister had her so-wanted baby girl fetus strangle on the umbilical cord at 8-1/2 months. She had to carry the dead fetus to term. She ended up in and out of a psychiatric hospital for about 6 months.

Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 08:45 AM (HEtQ3)

176 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:36 AM (4nG/u)

"Artacama turns and stops in awe. Alexander of Macedon's linen wrapped body is laying on the floor...".

Lying on the floor, Anna. The wrapped body is lying on the floor, not laying.

Sorry, but the ghost of my old high school English teacher, Mrs. Nay, occasionally rises up and badgers the daylights out of me when I see grammar or syntax or usage errors.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 08:45 AM (Bvf82)

177 I told you it was the first draft...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:46 AM (4nG/u)

178 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (4nG/u)

I'm gonna need a car with bigger bumpers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:46 AM (ftVQq)

179 "152 Why hasn't this bitch Clinton been strapped to a gurney and a needle put in her vein yet? Anti-Semitism. That's it."

Exactly. Damn it's hot today.

Posted by: Ethel Rosenberg's ghost at September 03, 2015 08:47 AM (pq97T)

180 Fuck me.

I hate when I proof read and my eyes think they see what I thought I typed.

Posted by: RickZ at September 03, 2015 08:47 AM (HEtQ3)

181 but they learn English and they add vitality
to our country,"

Paolo agrees. Especially about the women.

Posted by: JEB!! (is an idiot) at September 03, 2015 08:47 AM (C9pBZ)

182 Trump's answer to Reince should be - sure, and that means as much as all the promises Boehner and Mitch made to the Republican base.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 08:47 AM (ztOda)

183 Morning horde.

Put the Beanboozled jelly beans in a bowl on my desk.

Because I am a nice coworker like that

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)

184 They've been taught that demanding their "rights" means they deserve to get what they want, whatever that is.

I admit that in the case of the Bavarian schoolgirls told they couldn't wear short skirts to school because that might offend* the Muslim "migrants" being housed nearby, I sided with the kids. The "right" to self-expression is more real than the "right" to move somewhere and force your religion on the natives.

(link for you pervs: http://is.gd/gFBNsp)

* "Inflamed" is probably the more realistic verb, but they seem to have learned that "offend" gets results. And while I side with the kids on principle, if any of them asked me for advice I'd be "You know they won't have any compunctions about raping you, right?"

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:48 AM (rHXGG)

185 Um, so. Was this guy a State Department IT employee WHEN he was setting up the Cybernetic Grandmonster's private e-mail server? Sounds like it. Wouldn't that be inherently...problematic?

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 03, 2015 08:48 AM (vd4oB)

186 I have not seen a single article in at least three weeks about his supposedly awesome ability to raise money, not a peep.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 08:49 AM (iONHu)

187 One Marine has been killed and 9 others were hurt when a helicopter made a hard landing at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina.

The CH-53E Super Stallion helicopter came down hard during a training exercise around 9 p.m. on Wednesday, Capt. Ryan Elizabeth Alvis said in a statement.

Alvis said the name of the dead Marine would not be released for 24 hours.

One of the injured Marines was in serious condition. The other eight Marines suffered injuries that were not considered serious, Capt. Kendra Motz, a base spokeswoman, said Thursday morning. Their names have not been released.

Alvis said a number of the injured were taken to the Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune. Others were taken to Onslow Memorial Hospital in Jacksonville and one was sent to Vidant Medical Center in Greenville. There was no other breakdown on how many of the injured went to which hospital.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:49 AM (gf8BH)

188 Again, Trump should refuse to sign the pledge and announce at the CNN debate which candidates, if nominated, would cause him to run independent. We need that information.

Posted by: Name names at September 03, 2015 08:50 AM (pq97T)

189 So if I understand JEB!!! correctly, the Germans and Hungarians are denying themselves a great deal of "vitality" by questioning the admission of nearly 2/3 of a million immigrants?

Or is JEB that much of a blubbering fool?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 08:51 AM (C9pBZ)

190 171 Gwen Ifill is a public media figure of impeccable integrity and would never ever lie to her listeners/viewers/readers!
==========================

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 03, 2015 08:44 AM (ftVQq)


Funnily enough, the PBS Ombudsmen said much the same:

http://www.pbs.org/ombudsman/home/

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 08:51 AM (TxJGV)

191 I would tie the pledge to defunding planned parenthood. If congress sends a bill to Obama to defund it, sure I'll stay GOP.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 08:52 AM (pTY38)

192 Again, Trump should refuse to sign the pledge and announce at the CNN debate which candidates, if nominated, would cause him to run independent. We need that information.
Posted by: Name names at September 03, 2015 08:50 AM (pq97T)


It's not a matter of what Candidate Our Stupid Party nominates, it is how fairly he is treated. If the " Establishment" let's it play out what will be will be. IF they attack Trump and favor other Candidates, then all bets are off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 08:53 AM (gf8BH)

193 Alvis said the name of the dead Marine would not be released for 24 hours.

One of the injured Marines was in serious condition. The other eight Marines suffered injuries that were not considered serious



Prayers up for all involved.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 08:53 AM (wyNrR)

194 PBS Ombudsmen"

Funny. I read that as equal to "middle east theocracy policing it's own nuke policy".

Odd, no?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 08:54 AM (C9pBZ)

195 asking someone to sign a pledge to a dead political party

such are the times we live in

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 03, 2015 08:54 AM (7RXcs)

196 My sister had her so-wanted baby girl fetus strangle on the umbilical cord at 8-1/2 months.

I am so sorry. They caught my nephew in the same situation early enough that they brought him out at 34 weeks.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 08:54 AM (rHXGG)

197 "189 So if I understand JEB!!! correctly, the Germans and Hungarians are denying themselves a great deal of "vitality" by questioning the admission of nearly 2/3 of a million immigrants?

"Or is JEB that much of a blubbering fool?"

These are trick questions or click-bait. I don't want your solicitations, thanks.

Posted by: Sterilize the Bushes at September 03, 2015 08:55 AM (pq97T)

198 Shorter:

Take that, Hill.

(from NPR stylebook)

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 08:55 AM (tfM+W)

199 Prayers for the Marines

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

200 Did Gwen Ifill say who she was retweeting....?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 03, 2015 08:56 AM (eytER)

201 "A p-p-pledge p-p-pin!?!?!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2015 08:57 AM (FcR7P)

202 I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks in Southern California in the '80's. I assure you, you don't want to live in one of these "vibrant" communities.

Our betters are the ones who never have, so all they know are nannies and good food.

This goes back to the Zimmerman discussions we had here: people in gated communities are completely out of touch with the lower middle class and upper lower class. Maybe, just maybe, you should listen when they're backing someone like Trump.

Wouldn't it have been nice is President Bulworth had actually gone to neighborhoods he knows nothing about and listened to the residents? The movie character started speaking "truth" after Halle Barry took him to see her mean neighborhood, not just the truth he learned from an old terrorist.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 08:57 AM (q/kmn)

203 These are trick questions"

Yeah. I do tend to give the benefit of doubt, but JEB is going all in on blubbering idiocracy, thus removing said doubt.

The Bush family needs to go back to running the Golf association...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)

204 I would sign a second-party pledge: I pledge to run against the Democrats and their collaborators.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2015 09:00 AM (FcR7P)

205 If there's one thing we've learned from the NRSC, it's the GOPe is all about fairness to newcomers in primaries.

I'm sure they won't crawfish and drill him in the ass. No way.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:01 AM (q/kmn)

206 Trump response should be: No one seeking the public trust of public office should be asked to pledge allegiance to anything other than the USA and its constitution. Anyone who pledges allegiance to a political party is compromised in the same way as if he or she pledged allegiance to a private corporation or any other interest group. This is what is wrong with our political elites today.

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 09:01 AM (tfM+W)

207 I pledge to hoist the black flag and slit some martha farkin' throats

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 03, 2015 09:02 AM (7RXcs)

208 I see nothing wrong with a pledge.

Posted by: Sen. Cokebear at September 03, 2015 09:02 AM (Spluw)

209 Rickz, how terrible. Prayers for your sister and the soul of jer baby.

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 09:02 AM (cbfNE)

210 The only pledge I will make is to surround myself with beauty and style! Have you seen my line of ties at Macy's? C.L.A.S.S.Y.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:03 AM (q/kmn)

211 Damn, forgot the sock.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:03 AM (q/kmn)

212 So Trump is still pissing off the right people...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (j4Cu5)

213 I assure you, you don't want to live in one of these "vibrant" communities."

That "vibrant" community had a rumble in a NW Houston area school yesterday...
But not at the Woodlands Prep School. Interesting, no?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ)

214
So, from the ONT, the French Revolution porn.

Did George Lucas steal the giant penis horse and turn it into the Taun-Taun?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)

215 So Trump is still pissing off the right people...yes?"

Si.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ)

216 200 Did Gwen Ifill say who she was retweeting....?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 03, 2015 08:56 AM (eytER)

An @TheIranDeal tweet. The 'take that bibi' was all her though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

217 212 So Trump is still pissing off the right people...yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (j4Cu5)


When he does that, his standing jumps in the polls.

Again, I support Trump's presence in the process while not necessarily his candidacy.

All things being equal, as of now, if he gets the nod he gets my vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

218 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)

219 She will never stand before a judge, unless that judge is swearing her in to office. Not in this life, anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2015 09:06 AM (go5uR)

220 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)

221 76% of all immigrants receive some sort of public assistance, whether
it's food stamps or full blown bennies like public housing and all of
that.


Let's just pay more for the lettuce and cut out the taxes, bureaucracy, higher insurance costs, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 03, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

222 Hell, subsidize lettuce. It'll still be cheaper.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:08 AM (q/kmn)

223 stop eating lettuce.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 03, 2015 09:09 AM (0O7c5)

224 He absolutely has the right to invoke the Fifth. We absolutely have the right to take an adverse inference from it

O_o

Well, yes, but not in the way you seem to be implying. For all we know he would refuse to turn it over because he doesn't want his illegal gambling website found out, or because he doesn't want his *real* tax records found, or any number of other things.

By definition the right not to self-incriminate means we are not allowed (eh, socially sure, but not in any official capacity) to speculate on *why* the 5th is being invoked. If we were, that would negate the entire purpose of having a right not to self-incriminate.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

225 76% of all immigrants receive some sort of public assistance, whether
it's food stamps or full blown bennies like public housing and all of
that.



And Jebbie the Hut says we should welcome people with shared values. WTF? I don't recall us having much in common with the FSA.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:09 AM (2Lq8i)

226 Has the Clinton counterattack against President Obama begun?

The Clintons have never taken a political hit lying down. But given their weak and panicky reactions to Mr. Obama's current, well-orchestrated hit on her -- the FBI investigation into her alleged mishandling of classified material as secretary of state -- they have appeared to passively absorb the escalating attack. Until now.


... the luxury of taking an FBI investigation as a "personal" matter.

Laws are for the little people.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 03, 2015 09:10 AM (e8kgV)

227 "Again, I support Trump's presence in the process while not necessarily his candidacy.

All things being equal, as of now, if he gets the nod he gets my vote.


Imagonnago with "Same here"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:10 AM (j4Cu5)

228 I expect Beast's crab louse taking the 5th will initiate another bump in the evil old crone's popularity. Nothing says crook like taking the 5th.

Posted by: maddogg at September 03, 2015 09:11 AM (xWW96)

229 I'm holding off on the "nothing will happen" attitude.

What does Hillary want?

- no borders, no nations
- infinite campaign contributions to herself
- unrestrained ability to murder black babies in the womb
- revenge on all those who disagree with her
- adulation of sycophants and the impoverished masses

I hope she goes down, hard, in maximum pain. She is among the worst American political figures of the last century.

That's why I'm not a fatalist about inaction. She deserves exposure and complete ruin.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:11 AM (FHaO9)

230 Let's just pay more for the lettuce

Pffft. Robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i62juq8Euk

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 09:12 AM (rHXGG)

231 Just as email-gate looked to be winding down, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned a person claiming to be a computer specialist has come forward with the stunning news that 32,000 emails from Hillary Clinton's private email account are up for sale. The price tag -- a whopping $500,000!

Promising to give the trove of the former Secretary of State's emails to the highest bidder, the specialist is showing subject lines as proof of what appear to be legitimate messages.

"Hillary or someone from her camp erased the outbox containing her emails, but forgot to erase the emails that were in her sent box," an insider reveals to Radar of the Presidential contender's latest nightmare.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 03, 2015 09:12 AM (e8kgV)

232 I dont think the photo was staged. The boy, his brother and his mother all drown trying to get to Greece. They are Kurds and they had hope to go to Canada where they have relatives who wd sponsor them. However, their application to immigrate was denied. The canadian sister says she was paying their rent to stay in Turkey. It's all confusing. They are from Kobane which of course was over run by ISIS but recaptured.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

233 Sure, we'd also have to pay a lot more for construction and will probably have a brain-drain in the field, but it's still worth it on the whole.

Run the numbers on just how much someone who gets paid under the table while collecting full benefits from the gov't. It's will really make you feel like a stooge.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:14 AM (q/kmn)

234
Promising to give the trove of the former Secretary of State's emails to the highest bidder, the specialist is showing subject lines as proof of what appear to be legitimate messages

Hmm, Mr. Trump?

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:14 AM (2Lq8i)

235 That "vibrant" community had a rumble in a NW Houston area school yesterday...

But not at the Woodlands Prep School. Interesting, no?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ)


Which NW Houston school?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2015 09:14 AM (JO9+V)

236 Again, Trump should refuse to sign the pledge and announce at the CNN debate which candidates, if nominated, would cause him to run independent. We need that information.

Posted by: Name names at September 03, 2015 08:50 AM (pq97T)


Current headline on CNN (ugh): Jeb: I'll Back Trump If GOP Nominee

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

237 48 hr rule on Radar story

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:15 AM (FHaO9)

238 Looks like Obama will get to channel Oprah in his final days as President. You get a pardon, and you get a pardon, and you get a pardon.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2015 09:15 AM (GgxVX)

239 Jeez, what's with my writing this morning? I trip over my alliteration sometimes, but come on!

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:15 AM (q/kmn)

240 By definition the right not to self-incriminate means we are not allowed (eh, socially sure, but not in any official capacity) to speculate on *why* the 5th is being invoked. If we were, that would negate the entire purpose of having a right not to self-incriminate.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

Not exactly correct. No inference in criminal proceedings. Infer all you like in civil proceedings. Gowdy has become a pawn in the Clinton-Obama battle over who gets to write the Obama legacy. More popcorn, please.

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 09:16 AM (tfM+W)

241 Hillary is quite familiar with "I don't know", "I have no recollection." and I invike my 5th amendment rights." from all of her previous encounters.

It's like she's built up an immunity...

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 03, 2015 09:17 AM (4pjhs)

242 Of course, you are right, Feh.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:17 AM (2Lq8i)

243
Little girl goats doing what they do best -- eat:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Yesterday, they were playing which was cute. Rose cries less. She loves that farmer. So several times a day he comes in and holds her. He's not going to be able to do it much longer because she will get up to a 100 kilos.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

244 I want Hillary's security clearance stripped immediately.

If it hasn't been already.

Ditto for Abedin, Mills, et al. All of them.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:17 AM (FHaO9)

245 Let's just pay more for the lettuce

Pffft. Robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i62juq8Euk


Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 09:12 AM (rHXGG)


Iceberg and Romaine, Now With 80% less Fecal Matter and E Coli Bacteria!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2015 09:18 AM (JO9+V)

246 BREAKING:

Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin

Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 03, 2015 09:19 AM (e8kgV)

247 "Hillary or someone from her camp erased the outbox containing her emails, but forgot to erase the emails that were in her sent box," an insider reveals to Radar of the Presidential contender's latest nightmare.


Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 03, 2015 09:12 AM (e8kgV)

Popcorn anyone?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

248 "Hillary or someone from her camp erased the outbox containing her emails, but forgot to erase the emails that were in her sent box," an insider reveals to Radar of the Presidential contender's latest nightmare.

Err... no.

Nothing stays in your "out box" unless it's stuck (won't send). If you're deleting sent emails, the only place to delete them is from the sent folder.

Now, it may be they were also backed up/copied to some other location, but that specific line is nonsense.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

249 246 BREAKING:

Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin

Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged


Sorry I have to ask. Please tell me that is sarcasm.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:21 AM (2Lq8i)

250 Almost half of single-family houses in the New York and Washington metropolitan areas are losing value, a sign that buyers' tolerance for high prices in many large U.S. cities may be reaching a limit.

Thanks Obama

Posted by: Herbert Sandler and Marion Sandler at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (e8kgV)

251 You have to wonder how much the Clinton's paid him to keep his mouth shut.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 07:29 AM (iONHu)

The Clinton pay scale for silence usually involves an autopsy...just saying.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (kXoT0)

252 I always thought that pleading the Fifth applied to specific situations/questions.

So we have an IT guy who says that answering ANY as yet unasked question, including "Will you please state your name for the record" could potentially cause self incrimination?

Hey all you Moron shyster Lawyers, put me some f'n knowledge please!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (j4Cu5)

253 Is it really easier to imbed this javascript POS that takes five minutes to load than just write a single line of text? Or are people just so proud that they made a queef that they have to reproduce it? Oh, what would we do without Twatter?

Posted by: el guapo at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (WhfU/)

254 Miss Piggy's probably doing cocaine.

Posted by: Pam Poovey at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (q/kmn)

255 Feminists upset at Kermit.


We are a very, very un-fucking-serious society.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

256 I sense an accident in Hillary's future. She is going to accidentally "fall" in her home and re-injure her old head wound, making it impossible for her to campaign.

The injury will also affect her memory, which means she will be unable to testify.

She will claim (through her acolytes in the media) that the unwarranted partisan attacks by Republicans caused her to fall, and she will wrap herself in victimhood (again).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 09:23 AM (KCQo0)

257 Iceberg and Romaine, Now With 80% less Fecal Matter and E Coli Bacteria!!

I would pay a few cents more for less fecal matter...

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 09:23 AM (rHXGG)

258 AllenG, the first comment on that Radar story has to do with setting up a GOFUNDME campaign.

hahahahaha

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:23 AM (FHaO9)

259 It's like she's built up an immunity...
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 03, 2015 09:17 AM (4pjhs)

Yeah, but, that pink pantsuit is even older and tireder than she is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:24 AM (kXoT0)

260 Sorry I have to ask. Please tell me that is sarcasm.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:21 AM (2Lq8i)

Nope. (I had to search 'cause thought it was sarcasm at first as well.)


http://tinyurl.com/odsujgf

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:24 AM (fWAjv)

261 Miss Piggy is now tattooed from head to toe and bought copies of 50 Shades from Wal-Mart for all her piggy friends.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:24 AM (FHaO9)

262 Wasn't there a thing, VIA, concerning Lerner and her giving that speech and immediately pleading the fifth? Like, she should have plead it from the beginning and because she didn't it shouldn't have applied?

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 09:25 AM (q/kmn)

263 Have we already spoken of Rachel Dolezal now apparently suffering from sperm poisoning?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (j4Cu5)

264 I look fabulous in orange!

Posted by: Hildabeast at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (sfzCI)

265 Miss Twiggy?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (2cS/G)

266 Kermit is independently wealthy and living on a 60-foot yacht, the "Bachelilypad," somewhere in the Maldives.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (FHaO9)

267 So, Vic, did you ever meet any Hull Tenders when you were in the Navy? VIA, you? NCJ? Any of you other squids? Me neither.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (go5uR)

268 Well, I am back from the mad house known as Walmart. Why is it that even when crowds are lineup into infinity they still only have one register open.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (t2KH5)

269 Seems like this is gonna be a thing.-Gabe


Yeah, and we thought Lois Learner was going to be a thing to. Sorry Gabe, nothing here. Move along.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (J3phO)

270 This just in.


My Daddy was a mailman.


He delivered letters!


One day, he stepped in some dog poo.


Bad doggy!


Bad dog!

Posted by: John Kasich at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (KUa85)

271 Last day before my first 4 day vacation in a long time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (gf8BH)

272 I always thought that pleading the Fifth applied to specific situations/questions.

So we have an IT guy who says that answering ANY as yet unasked question, including "Will you please state your name for the record" could potentially cause self incrimination?

Hey all you Moron shyster Lawyers, put me some f'n knowledge please!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:22 AM (j4Cu5)

Absolutely not a lawyer here, but, I think the IT guy is doing a preemptive strike by stating, "Go ahead and subpoena me, I will not tesitfy." Trying a bluff, which, I believe will be countered by them offering him immunity.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (kXoT0)

273 Which NW Houston school?

CyFair...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:27 AM (C9pBZ)

274 Martin O'Malley's call for more Democratic presidential debates at the party's summer meeting last week may have been the loudest, but it was neither the first nor the last.

A growing number of party activists, from New Hampshire to Iowa, are voicing concern about the Democratic National Committee's plan to hold six debates over all, with only four coming before the first four states finish voting. The party fears a lower number will of debates will diminish its ability to drive the discussion as the Republican contest, led by Donald J. Trump, dominates the news, and that a flabby process will leave the ultimate nominee unprepared for the general election.

The timing of the New Hampshire debate, sandwiched between the Hanukkah and Christmas holidays, has particularly rankled activists in the state, who have openly protested the decision.

Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords Schultz at September 03, 2015 09:27 AM (e8kgV)

275 268 Well, I am back from the mad house known as Walmart. Why is it that even when crowds are lineup into infinity they still only have one register open.
Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (t2KH5

I have to go there in a little while. Copy paper is cheaper than Office Max. I've finally figured out the self check out system. I guess you can teach an old dog new trick.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:27 AM (J3phO)

276 271 Last day before my first 4 day vacation in a long time.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:26

Someone's already in vacation mode. Awesome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (J3phO)

277 "Wasn't there a thing, VIA, concerning Lerner and her giving that speech and immediately pleading the fifth? Like, she should have plead it from the beginning and because she didn't it shouldn't have applied?"

Yes there was.
But I don't know how that works in relation to the overall Pleading the Fifth, defense.

I think her problem was that she specifically made a declarative statement while under oath pertaining to her innocence/actions taken, and then when facing cross examination, she took the fifth.

I'm studying to be an Village Idiot, not a Lawyer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (j4Cu5)

278 265
Miss Twiggy?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (2cS/G)

Miss Twerky

Posted by: chemjeff at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (2XMpf)

279 I need a real frog who can handle a strong, independent, curvy, and fabulous diva like me. I won't settle anymore!!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (JO9+V)

280 We gratefully award the coveted Hillary! Panty Shield of Valor, With Crossed Wire device, to our servant Bryan Pagliano, for selflessly immolating himself for our benefit in the field of electronic hackery.

Rise, Bryan, and hobble out to meet your reward!

Trust me; orange is your color!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016!! at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (DLu2s)

281 >>>>I always thought that pleading the Fifth applied to specific situations/questions.



So we have an IT guy who says that answering ANY as yet unasked
question, including "Will you please state your name for the record"
could potentially cause self incrimination?



Hey all you Moron shyster Lawyers, put me some f'n knowledge please!
.
.
.He can't invoke the 5th until he is put under oath and actually asked a question. This nonsense about pleading the 5th to try and get out of the hearing is B$ political grandstanding.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (iONHu)

282 ISIS has issued a fatwa to kill Kermit due to his blasphemous carnal relationships with swine.

No word yet on whether Kanye West faces the same fatwa.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (KCQo0)

283 Not exactly correct. No inference in criminal proceedings. Infer all you like in civil proceedings. Gowdy has become a pawn in the Clinton-Obama battle over who gets to write the Obama legacy.

Well, true. Since there is not "incrimination" in a civil proceeding, the right not to self-incriminate does not apply.

But going before a senate committee can be the beginning of a criminal case. Therefore, his choice not to show means we cannot (officially) make any inferences about why.

We as individuals are certain free to do so all we want- it just won't have any effect on anything.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)

284 Good Thursday morning, Horde.

Fresh hell and all that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (LUgeY)

285 267
So, Vic, did you ever meet any Hull Tenders when you were in the Navy? VIA, you? NCJ? Any of you other squids? Me neither.


Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (go5uR)


Since I was a Machinist Mate I probably did and didn't think nothing of it.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (t2KH5)

286 All of which plainly indicates that Hillary has no ideas and no desire to be held accountable for her disastrous record.

She wants a coronation, not an election.

Which means she wants the entire Dem party to be her silent, lapdog bitch.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (FHaO9)

287 neener neener can't catch me

Posted by: Hildabeast at September 03, 2015 09:29 AM (sfzCI)

288 Good morning fappers.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)

289 A skinny pig is weird though.
Why not have Kermit hook up with a cat if they wanted skinny?

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 09:30 AM (cbfNE)

290 Promising to give the trove of the former Secretary of State's emails to the highest bidder, the specialist is showing subject lines as proof of what appear to be legitimate messages Hmm, Mr. Trump?
Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 09:14 AM (2Lq8i)

No matter his or her motives, any private citizen taking part in a transaction like that; i.e., buying classified information, would be in serious trouble themselves.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 09:30 AM (Bvf82)

291 Well, I am back from the mad house known as Walmart.
Why is it that even when crowds are lineup into infinity they still
only have one register open.


Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:26 AM (t2KH5)

Beginning of the month. EBT cards freshly reloaded. Stay away!!!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at September 03, 2015 09:30 AM (JO9+V)

292 I need a real frog who can handle a strong, independent, curvy, and fabulous diva like me. I won't settle anymore!!
Posted by: Miss Piggy

It was because I was green...And because you broke three beds.......and not in a good way.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at September 03, 2015 09:31 AM (Spluw)

293 It is Thursday, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:31 AM (LUgeY)

294 Beginning of the month. EBT cards freshly reloaded. Stay away!!!

And I need to get bread...dang!

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (bZ7mE)

295 Trying a bluff, which, I believe will be countered by them offering him immunity"

Beats his alternative, which involves a quick trip to scenic Ft. Marcy Park

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (C9pBZ)

296 "So, Vic, did you ever meet any Hull Tenders when you were in the Navy? VIA, you? NCJ? Any of you other squids? Me neither."

Hull Tender?
No.

Navy Hull Technician (HT)?

Yup, quite a few.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (j4Cu5)

297 It is Thursday, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:31 AM (LUgeY)

Only in 1/2 of the Globe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (gf8BH)

298 Kermit is gay, duh.

Fozzie was the real lech.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (FHaO9)

299 You wd have to invoke the 5th at the hearing - you dont get to not show up.

Usually an atty will be present who will state on the record that he advised his client to take the 5th. That way there is some guarantee that he is invoking the 5th on the proper subject matter and not b/c he doesnt want to testify period.

If they want to offer immunity, an atty shd be present to hash out the deal.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

300 293 It is Thursday, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:31 AM (LUgeY)

My computer and my iPhone are telling me it is in fact Thursday. I'm still skeptical.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:32 AM (2Ojst)

301 Why not have Kermit hook up with a cat if they wanted skinny?

Pepe Le Pew got them first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:33 AM (LUgeY)

302 289 A skinny pig is weird though.
Why not have Kermit hook up with a cat if they wanted skinny?
Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 09:30 AM (cbfNE)

It would be about time Kermit got some pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

303 Everybody forgets the Clinton body count. It's real and full of highly unusual unsolved murders and "accidents'. It was easy when they lived in Arkansas, disappearing someone was easy because there are miles upon miles of ravines and gullies so deep and filled with brush in Arkansas that they are literally impossible to search. The Clinton Arkancide Mafia was real as well, get your law enforcement details to actually commit the murders and voila, evidence, what evidence?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:33 AM (kXoT0)

304 Is there a tidy list somewhere, Sherry?

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (FHaO9)

305 "Hillary or someone from her camp erased the outbox containing her emails, but forgot to erase the emails that were in her sent box," an insider reveals to Radar of the Presidential contender's latest nightmare.


Happens every time! Doh!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (wyNrR)

306 CyFair was my high school v-ball team's hated rival. We always had to play them during tourneys in preseason.

Posted by: no good deed at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (GgxVX)

307
I did??? Of course I know your name is Bryan.

Slip of the tongue if I accidentally called you Mister Foster.

Posted by: Hillary!! at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (8XRCm)

308 Pepe Le Pew got them first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:33 AM (LUgeY)

Think about it, it would be impossible to have Pepe Le Pew cartoons today because some feminist would declare said humor to be a trigger.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (kXoT0)

309 Yeah, the nerve of O'Malley thinking he can jump the line and doesn't
have to wait his turn, who does he think he is, a Mexican Immigrant?

Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords Schultz at September 03, 2015 09:35 AM (e8kgV)

310 Cy Fair? Oh my. That high school is going to get the brunt of Section 8 vibrant community diversification and multiculturalism.

It's not currently on the list of district high schools getting 40% or better Title funding for low income.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (JO9+V)

311 Make the cartoons anyway.

A thousand points of Trey Parker.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (FHaO9)

312 308 Mon Dieu all ze sexual harrassment law suits!
Pepe

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)

313 The House charged LL with criminal contempt on her illegal 5th claim. Holder said he would not prosecute then resigned to keep from being impeached because he does not have any choice on a criminal contempt charge.


And where was the MFM screaming about his illegal activity? Silent because he was protected by black democratium.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (t2KH5)

314 Is there a tidy list somewhere, Sherry?
Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (FHaO9)

Yes, just do a search for dead FOBs (Friends of Bill).

http://www.greaterthings.com/News/Clinton_Scandals/dead_friends.htm

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (kXoT0)

315 We talk about sky fast food mascots all the time.


That Jimmy Dean, walking Star dude with the breakfast sandwiches is pretty weird, if you ask me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:37 AM (j4Cu5)

316 The f*cking AC is busted at the office. Going to be a long, hot day.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)

317 The f*cking AC is busted at the office. Going to be a long, hot day.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)


In Texas, that's the kind of thing that triggers office closures.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

318 Stay safe Marine!


http://tinyurl.com/osdk6pt


Ronda Rousey Finally Responds to Marine Who Asked her to USMC Ball

'I would go for sure,' Rousey said before saying she had no idea how to contact Haschert. 'Do I call him? Or do I set up a time and place like Never Been Kissed and wait until the clock runs out and be like 'I'm here!'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (fWAjv)

319 Sky=Skeevy

F'n Auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (j4Cu5)

320 "Jeb's body language says he is done. "

Just watch a youtube vid of him with the sound turned off.
Loser.

Posted by: navybrat at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (ETxiG)

321 F'n Auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (j4Cu5)


No, no, no. You're supposed to blame speech-to-text.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)

322 Think about it, it would be impossible to have Pepe Le Pew cartoons today because some feminist would declare said humor to be a trigger.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (kXoT0)

----

Oh hell.... everycartoon before 1985 would be verbotten.

Tom & Jerry.... too violent.
Pepe LePew... sexual predator
Speedy Gonzales..... raaaaacist.
Popeye - misogynist
Yosemite Sam - pro gun

Posted by: Hillary!! at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

323 Think about it, it would be impossible to have Pepe Le Pew cartoons today because some feminist would declare said humor to be a trigger.

Hell, Taylor Swift can't even make a video without being criticized. I'm glad her producer is fighting back against the Professionally Offended.

Funny how the MFM fabricates a "story" out of criticism from just a couple of whiners.

That crap only goes one way. Why can't we complain on Twatter and start getting our way all the freakin' time?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (LUgeY)

324 off sock

Posted by: fixerupper at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

325 Cy Fair? Oh my. That high school is going to get the brunt of Section 8 vibrant community diversification and multiculturalism."

Indeed. NW Houston/Harris County is being set up to receive another "vibrant" community, much like Greenspoint after Katrina...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:40 AM (C9pBZ)

326 Tom & Jerry.... too violent.
Pepe LePew... sexual predator
Speedy Gonzales..... raaaaacist.
Popeye - misogynist
Yosemite Sam - pro gun
Posted by: Hillary!! at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

Roadrunner, anti-environment

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (kXoT0)

327
I'm studying to be an Village Idiot, not a Lawyer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (j4Cu5


I know one thing, you are held in higher esteem

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (J3phO)

328 the complainers are a tiny minority

fire away

we need good people in law to have our backs

the fucked-up margin should not define and regulate the norm

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (FHaO9)

329 Here i sits on the compost pile of political correctness. Ay Yi Yi!

Posted by: Frito Bandido at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (JO9+V)

330 What I can't understand is why he took the 5th before he was even asked a question. Only one thing comes to mind, he committed multiple felonies.

He doesn't want his pron stash found.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)

331 In Texas, that's the kind of thing that triggers office closures."

Actually, it's been surprisingly pleasant here these last few weeks.
Odd...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:42 AM (C9pBZ)

332 In Texas, that's the kind of thing that triggers office closures.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

I'm in Florida. It ought to be, but unfortunately it's not.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)

333 Chip and Dale, though

they're Plus-Good, being gay anarchist ELF types

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2015 09:42 AM (FHaO9)

334 Hillary Defeats Baseless Server Accusations

Posted by: Chicago Daily Tribune at September 03, 2015 09:42 AM (ubWCN)

335 Massive military parade in China, 70th anniversary of the defeat of Japan.

Probably all on a You Tube channel soon.

Always like to watch the goose step, so German....

Posted by: Colin at September 03, 2015 09:42 AM (eoM8x)

336 Foghorn Leghorn - too paternalistic and cis-normative

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2015 09:43 AM (JO9+V)

337 326 Tom & Jerry.... too violent.
Pepe LePew... sexual predator
Speedy Gonzales..... raaaaacist.
Popeye - misogynist
Yosemite Sam - pro gun
Posted by: Hillary!! at September 03, 2015 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

Roadrunner, anti-environment

Captain Planet,

well

fap fap fap

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (kXoT0)

Posted by: PJ Boy - Team BETA at September 03, 2015 09:43 AM (fWAjv)

338 Actually, it's been surprisingly pleasant here these last few weeks.
Odd...


Yes, it has. It's only been in the mid-to-high 90s in my neck of the woods. Last night I had to all but turn off my car's AC because I was getting too cold.

That said - 95F + no AC in the office? Yeah, if my boss didn't close for the day, I'd leave and work from home.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)

339 Good post Gabe. I hope it is not too soon for the beginning of the implosion of the HRC campaign, though.

Posted by: Baldy at September 03, 2015 09:44 AM (sEXjW)

340 The House charged LL with criminal contempt on her illegal 5th claim. Holder said he would not prosecute then resigned to keep from being impeached because he does not have any choice on a criminal contempt charge.

Put me some f'n knowledge, because I only vaguely remember the details: doesn't the House have a jail? And can't they toss people in it, no matter what Chinless Holder says?

And if "yes" on both counts, then why isn't Lerner currently subsisting on a diet of salt water and cockroach pate while trying to whittle a shank out of her last pair of Manolos?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 09:44 AM (zF6Iw)

341 Just to be clear...

"Moron shyster Lawyers,"

Is a term of endearment, not condemnation around here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:44 AM (j4Cu5)

342
That said - 95F + no AC in the office? Yeah, if my boss didn't close for the day, I'd leave and work from home.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f

Last week we had 60s for highs
This week has been rain all week.
Interesting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:44 AM (J3phO)

343 Trying a bluff, which, I believe will be countered by them offering him immunity.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
-------------

So it seems.
I suppose that his attorneys are hoping against hope that he can avoid the stigma of sitting before a committee of Congress, with cameras whirring, while he acknowledges that he is likely culpable of criminal behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 09:45 AM (9mTYi)

344 Why is it that even when crowds are lineup into infinity they still only have one register open.

If the cashiers work 30-hr weeks the company will have to pay for Obamacare.

(It's always been bad, but it's been noticeably worse since 2010. I go to Meijer and use the self-serve lanes.)

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 03, 2015 09:45 AM (rHXGG)

345 The Clinton Arkancide Mafia was real as well, get your law enforcement details to actually commit the murders and voila, evidence, what evidence?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:33 AM (kXoT0)

I remember the Clinton era very clearly and remember those rumors aka conspiracy theories. Not even the bloodthirsty goombahs running Mafia's Murder, Inc. back in the day could completely dispose of evidence and escape detection and prosecution,yet we're supposed to believe Bill and Hill orchestrated the deaths of dozens of people without leaving a shred of hard evidence? And that all of Arkansas LE and prosecutors and judges werein on the fix?

The Clintons are bad people, sure enough, but I just can't buy into any of that--well, okay, maybe Vince Foster. And then there's Ron Brown, of course.

...forget I said anything.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 09:45 AM (Bvf82)

346 Put me some f'n knowledge, because I only vaguely remember the details: doesn't the House have a jail? And can't they toss people in it, no matter what Chinless Holder says?

Getting into my own personal WABAC machine (which doesn't work very well), I think it's a difference in what happens down the road.

If the House throws her in their own jail, all she has to do is testify (even if she pleads the 5th to every question) and then they have to let her go. A criminal prosecution can keep her in jail even after she testifies.

I think.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (kff5f)

347 Last night I had to all but turn off my car's AC because I was getting too cold."

Even did that at home - 68 degrees last night (Conroe area, north of Houston).

Weather (well, the lack of notable) is the seemingly hot topic amongst neighbors.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (C9pBZ)

348 327
I'm studying to be an Village Idiot, not a Lawyer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:28 AM (j4Cu5


I know one thing, you are held in higher esteem
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:41 AM (J3phO)

Just one of many reasons why lawyers have outstripped dentists in alcoholism and suicide. The profession has problem as cops. The slime get all the ink, the good ones get unsung, and the profession doesn't do enough as a whole to purge itself of the slime.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (2Ojst)

349 This week has been rain all week.

Share, dammit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (kff5f)

350 "Oh hell.... every cartoon before 1985 would be verbotten."

Johnny Quest would definitely be an offensive macro-aggression to Americas precious little special snowflakes.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (1BQGO)

351 Captain Planet,

Was a horrible, horrible cartoon. And I was all tree-hugger, save the planet, recycle back then, too.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (/Ho8c)

352 Massive amount of LEO resources were deployed last night who thought
they had the 3 pricks who executed that cop in Illinois cornered. They
were acting on a tip from a nanny who said they tried to carjack her.
Turns out it was a lie and she just wanted more attention from her
employers. She got what she wanted and is now in custody. Hard to
comment on how the fcuk anyone could do that.

Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (ahBY0)

353 I meant to say "The profession has a similar problem to cops."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)

354 Even better than our mild temps, though: headed to Cloudcroft, NM for labor day. I think they're supposed to hit a balmy 71 as their highest high for the couple of days we'll be there.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)

355 352 Massive amount of LEO resources were deployed last night who thought
they had the 3 pricks who executed that cop in Illinois cornered. They
were acting on a tip from a nanny who said they tried to carjack her.
Turns out it was a lie and she just wanted more attention from her
employers. She got what she wanted and is now in custody. Hard to
comment on how the fcuk anyone could do that.
Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (ahBY0)

She should have accused them of rape instead.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

356 More failure theater.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 03, 2015 09:48 AM (MbrzC)

357 It's tragic when folks you used to respect as good, clean entertainers end up being disgusting figures, but the worst was when Bill Clinton flew Kermit and Bill Cosby to Pedo Island...

Posted by: mindful webworker - obviously, I gotz nuthin' at September 03, 2015 09:48 AM (T2Zv1)

358 Thought for the day: Why is there no Trump for the Democrats? Seriously, there's got to be someone in that bad of bozos with the ego and old-school savvy to do to them what Trump's doing to the GOP. Or is it just that anyone with those characteristics either figures they can do better elsewhere, or thinks it just isn't worth it?

And no, Bernie Sanders does NOT count. Yet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 09:48 AM (9krrF)

359 330 What I can't understand is why he took the 5th before he was even asked a question. Only one thing comes to mind, he committed multiple felonies.

---------------

Maybe he also set up Harry Reid's (alleged) private server.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 03, 2015 09:49 AM (vd4oB)

360 For the record I don't any Dentists who ever committed suicide. Drug addicts..Yes Sexual devaints...Yes

Assholes.... Yes
Crooks....Hell Yes

Suicide ..NO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)

361 "335 Massive military parade in China, 70th anniversary of the defeat of Japan."

The open wound of Asia. China resents that they never defeated the Japanese -- the United States did.

China still thinks there is "unfinished business" with Japan, since they never shamed the country that ravaged and shamed China in the 1930s and 1940s.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (KCQo0)

362 For the record I don't any Dentists who ever committed suicide.

Are we talking about The Whole Nine Yards, now? 'Cause that movie is pretty freaking hilarious.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)

363 the profession doesn't do enough as a whole to purge itself of the slime.
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

They should run late-night commercials on TV... to enhance their image.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (9mTYi)

364 Why is it that even when crowds are lineup into infinity they still only have one register open.

If the cashiers work 30-hr weeks the company will have to pay for Obamacare.


Nah, it was always that way, even before. I wonder sometimes if there's some incentive to keep hours low that results in management bonuses and retarded long lines.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 09:51 AM (9krrF)

365 The Clintons have been getting away with outrageous and felonious stuff for the entire time they singly or collectively have held public office.

True story: I was doing IT consulting in New York City, in 1992 when Clinton was running for office and the bimbo eruptions were a thing. I remember remarking to some people over drinks who I knew for an actual fact were ardent registered Republicans:

"Beat the rush, hate the Clintons now."

I got immediate push back to the effect that the Clintons seem so nice and even though they were Democrats, they were a new breed of Democrats, etc, etc. I explained to them that I lived in a part of Oklahoma close to Arkansas and that I knew for a fact that the Clintons were not new anything, just typical old style Southern Democrat pond scum. No one believed me--cynical New York and New Jersey folks were unable to believe that mere Arkansas hicks could be that corrupt. I was back in NYC city and met those same folks for dinner after the 96 election and asked them if they believed me now.

They did.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:51 AM (kXoT0)

366 Also, Amanda Peet's boobies.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

367 Thought for the day: Why is there no Trump for the Democrats?

IMO, there's no great Silent Majority clamoring for more communism/Marxism/socialism.

And speaking of Donald Trump's Hair, what the hell happened to Ben Domenich? Saw a quote of his where he blasted Trump supporters as evil crazies recently. WTF?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM (LUgeY)

368 340 Put me some f'n knowledge, because I only vaguely
remember the details: doesn't the House have a jail? And can't they toss
people in it, no matter what Chinless Holder says?



And if "yes" on both counts, then why isn't Lerner currently
subsisting on a diet of salt water and cockroach pate while trying to
whittle a shank out of her last pair of Manolos?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 09:44 AM (zF6Iw)

I linked an article way back when this shit started that told how the House could prosecute LL w/o going through Holder. But you have to have an opposition Party to do that. They should have also been impeaching Holder and prosecuting him for multiple felonies.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM (t2KH5)

369 headed to Cloudcroft, NM for labor day. I think they're supposed to hit a balmy 71 as their highest high for the couple of days we'll be there."

That near/in the Nat'l forest at Alamogordo? If so, jealousy meter just got pegged...

(for those who've never been - bing up that part of NM. It's freaking beautiful)

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM (C9pBZ)

370 Rand Paul on FOX....Talk about irrelevant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM (gf8BH)

371 She should have accused them of rape instead.

That was the other guy they actually caught. Forced his way into her house and stabbed her a dozen or so times and raped her. She lived but I can't imagine her ever being the same again. I gotta get more fire power in this house, it's getting crazier by the minute around here.

Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM (ahBY0)

372 Dentists, pharmacists, doctors and lawyers are the top professions for substance abuse and suicide, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

373 .Yes Sexual devaints...Yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------------

We had one locally who came to be known as "The Groper". Finally was flushed from the system by the state organization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 09:53 AM (9mTYi)

374
They should run late-night commercials on TV... to enhance their image.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (


Bwahhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:53 AM (J3phO)

375 314
Yes, just do a search for dead FOBs (Friends of Bill).

http://www.greaterthings.com/News/Clinton_Scandals/dead_friends.htm
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:36 AM (kXoT0)


Coincidence is a helluva thing, ain't it?

Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2015 09:53 AM (zoehZ)

376 363 the profession doesn't do enough as a whole to purge itself of the slime.
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

They should run late-night commercials on TV... to enhance their image.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (9mTYi)

Hi. Fucking. Larious.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

377 For the record I don't any Dentists who ever committed suicide.

Are we talking about The Whole Nine Yards, now? 'Cause that movie is pretty freaking hilarious.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)


If by hilarious you mean awesome, because Amanda Peet gets nekkid, then yes. Hilarious.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 09:54 AM (Dj0WE)

378 370 Rand Paul on FOX....Talk about irrelevant
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM

Who?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:54 AM (J3phO)

379 Oh well out of here, time to save the world, one idiot at a time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 03, 2015 09:54 AM (J3phO)

380 That near/in the Nat'l forest at Alamogordo? If so, jealousy meter just got pegged...

Yep. Alamogordo/White Sands is right at the bottom of the mountain where Cloudcroft sits. Lincoln National Forrest. Beautiful place.

We have cabins there, but since we're just going for a couple days, we're going to stay in a hotel instead - too much effort to clean/re-open the cabins for just a long weekend.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f)

381 sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:55 AM (fWAjv)

382 F'n Auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 09:38 AM (j4Cu5)

No, no, no. You're supposed to blame speech-to-text.
Posted by: AllenG


You've been Sven'd!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 09:55 AM (wyNrR)

383 If by hilarious you mean awesome, because Amanda Peet gets nekkid, then yes. Hilarious.

Oh, I meant both.

I am quite a fan of Amanda Peet nekkid. But the whole movie just keeps me in stitches.

The sequel was just stupid, but that one is a riot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

384 the profession doesn't do enough as a whole to purge itself of the slime. Posted by: Insomniac ---------------

Admittedly, if I knew a lawyer with enough of a sense of humor to use 1-800-SHYSTER as his number, I'd use them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (zF6Iw)

385 For the record I don't any Dentists who ever committed suicide. Drug addicts..Yes Sexual devaints...Yes

Assholes.... Yes
Crooks....Hell Yes

Suicide ..NO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)




Is it too late for me to start a new career?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (KUa85)

386 Yep. Alamogordo/White Sands is right at the bottom of the mountain where Cloudcroft sits. Lincoln National Forrest. Beautiful place."

Beautiful indeed. Places like that can make you forget the day to day drivel...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (C9pBZ)

387 Is it too late for me to start a new career?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (KUa85)


Who would want Bill Clinton in their mouth?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (kff5f)

388 Just one of many reasons why lawyers have outstripped dentists in alcoholism and suicide. The profession has problem as cops. The slime get all the ink, the good ones get unsung, and the profession doesn't do enough as a whole to purge itself of the slime.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:46 AM (2Ojst)


Not only that, but the "good ones" get paid shedloads of money to keep scumbags from answering for their sins and crimes.


That probably has more to do with the negative image than the goofy ones with eyepatches and hooks, who advertise on bus stop benches.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (Dj0WE)

389 Admittedly, if I knew a lawyer with enough of a sense of humor to use 1-800-SHYSTER as his number, I'd use them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (zF6Iw)

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Say..... here's my card.

Posted by: Dewie, Cheatham and Howe at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

390 378 370 Rand Paul on FOX....Talk about irrelevant
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 09:52 AM

_________________________

I guess Rand was the back-up guest. The guy with the pet cockatoo who says "Jeb is my guy - Jeb is my guy" must have cancelled at the last minute.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (KCQo0)

391 Sure some of us swing. What of it?

And at least we don't cook and push meth.

Posted by: dr tim whatley, dds at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (7eC3Q)

392 Admittedly, if I knew a lawyer with enough of a sense of humor to use 1-800-SHYSTER as his number, I'd use them.

There's a law firm down here with the name Payas, Payas, and Payas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (LUgeY)

393 Gun manufacturer Spike's Tactical has introduced a new AR-15 with a Bible verse etched upon it in order to prevent Muslim terrorists from handling or using the weapon.

The words of Psalm 144:1-'Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle' -are etched upon the right side of the gun's lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.'


Called 'The Crusader'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:59 AM (fWAjv)

394 Beautiful indeed. Places like that can make you forget the day to day drivel...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 09:57 AM (C9pBZ)


My plan Saturday night is to head to our cabins, sit on one of the decks, and just stare at the stars for a while.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

395 There's a law firm down here with the name Payas, Payas, and Payas.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (LUgeY)

They actually have a pretty good reputation from what I hear, despite the awkward name.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

396 Who would want Bill Clinton in their mouth?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (kff5f)

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..... and the ball danced above the rim.... waiting for a player to slam dunk it home.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (8XRCm)

397 If by hilarious you mean awesome, because Amanda Peet gets nekkid, then yes. Hilarious.

Oh, I meant both.

I am quite a fan of Amanda Peet nekkid. But the whole movie just keeps me in stitches.

The sequel was just stupid, but that one is a riot.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)


Agreed. And I see you already covered Amanda Peet's nekkidness (shame on you for covering it!) further upthread, so that's what I get for not reading up.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (Dj0WE)

398 Admittedly, if I knew a lawyer with enough of a sense of humor to use 1-800-SHYSTER as his number, I'd use them.



Just call Saul!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (wyNrR)

399 388 See my link at 115 for more reasons people hate lawyers.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (sPO3u)

400 393 Gun manufacturer Spike's Tactical has introduced a new AR-15 with a Bible verse etched upon it in order to prevent Muslim terrorists from handling or using the weapon.

The words of Psalm 144:1-'Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle' -are etched upon the right side of the gun's lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.'

Called 'The Crusader'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 09:59 AM (fWAjv)

Are the bullets tipped with pig fat?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (2Ojst)

401 Along the AR-15's safety lever are the Latin words 'Pax Pacis' (Peace), 'Bellum' (War), and 'Deus Vult' (God Wills It). Peace is the gun's safe position while 'War' is the gun's fire position.

Heh

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

402 There's a law firm down here with the name Payas, Payas, and Payas.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (LUgeY)

They actually have a pretty good reputation from what I hear, despite the awkward name.


Don't hate the game, hate the Payas!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:01 AM (wyNrR)

403 See my link at 115 for more reasons people hate lawyers.
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (sPO3u)

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You mean..... there's *more* ???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 03, 2015 10:01 AM (8XRCm)

404 Love it, when a comment on some topic ends up being posted a hundred comments later than the last time that topic was being discussed. Blog Lag.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow but sure at September 03, 2015 10:01 AM (T2Zv1)

405 The open wound of Asia. China resents that they never defeated the Japanese -- the United States did.

China still thinks there is "unfinished business" with Japan, since they never shamed the country that ravaged and shamed China in the 1930s and 1940s.


The phrasing of the epilogue shown at the end of the movie Ip Man is pretty hilarious, if you haven't seen it. Good movie, but very....Chinese... in its approach to the Second Sino-Nipponese War.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (bZ7mE)

406 401 Along the AR-15's safety lever are the Latin words 'Pax Pacis' (Peace), 'Bellum' (War), and 'Deus Vult' (God Wills It). Peace is the gun's safe position while 'War' is the gun's fire position.

Heh
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

So. Much. Awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)

407 My plan Saturday night is to head to our cabins, sit on one of the decks, and just stare at the stars for a while."

A detailed and comprehensive well thought out plan.

I'd add bourbon and a cigar, FWIW.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (C9pBZ)

408 Who would want Bill Clinton in their mouth?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 09:58 AM (kff5f)



Mmmph waah mmmph tffd.

Ummm dhh!

Posted by: Monica at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (KUa85)

409 Are the bullets tipped with pig fat?
Posted by: Insomniac


Silver Bullet Gun Oil. Manufactured with 13% pig fat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (wyNrR)

410 If Miss Piggy and Kermit's sexes were reversed, people would be telling Kermit to report Piggy for sexual harassment and physical abuse and get a restraining order against Piggy. (I mean, if we're actually going to start having issues with Muppets.)

Maybe the new skinny sow is sweet, supportive and not domineering. A frog deserves some peace and love, too.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 03, 2015 10:03 AM (v9gSJ)

411 Are the bullets tipped with pig fat?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 10:00 AM (2Ojst)

Just use Silver Bullet Gun Oil.

HOW DOES SILVER BULLET GUN OIL WORK? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade weapons OIL and NASA grade superlubricants.SBGO IS DESIGNED FOR USE IN ALL FIREARMS

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

412 77 wouldn't be the first time: http://tinyurl.com/muvewr4

Posted by: bill-o at September 03, 2015 10:04 AM (nE/OV)

413 Along the AR-15's safety lever are the Latin words 'Pax Pacis' (Peace), 'Bellum' (War), and 'Deus Vult' (God Wills It). Peace is the gun's safe position while 'War' is the gun's fire position.

Heh
Posted by: RWC


I've seen "No Pew", "Pew", & "Pew, Pew, Pew".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:04 AM (wyNrR)

414 Another interesting factoid, despite getting tons of money for influence peddling during their WH days, to get paid the Clintons lawyers had to rely on yet another Clinton money laundering arm, The Clinton Defense Fund. As in:

Yes, I would love to talk to you about this or that issue, but, dayum, those legal bills hanging over my head just make it so darn hard to concentrate. What? What's that you say, you'd like to hep me out? Well, yes, you can hep me and the missus out, we got this little old defense fund set up to hep us out. Here's there number. Once my mind clears up a bit, we can talk again. What will clear up my mind, why your check with all those zeros clearing, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:05 AM (kXoT0)

415 410 If Miss Piggy and Kermit's sexes were reversed, people would be telling Kermit to report Piggy for sexual harassment and physical abuse and get a restraining order against Piggy. (I mean, if we're actually going to start having issues with Muppets.)

Maybe the new skinny sow is sweet, supportive and not domineering. A frog deserves some peace and love, too.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 03, 2015 10:03 AM (v9gSJ)

All of Miss Piggy's physical and emotional abuse of Kermit is his fault because he's a male and part of the patriarchal establishment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)

416 I've seen "No Pew", "Pew", & "Pew, Pew, Pew".

More awesomenessism.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 10:05 AM (LUgeY)

417 I've seen "No Pew", "Pew", & "Pew, Pew, Pew".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:04 AM (wyNrR)


Now I need one that says, "No Dakka," "Dakka," and "Mo Dakka." Because space-orks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)

418 Meh.

Posted by: Daybrother in Raccoon City at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (8rB+W)

419 Maybe the new skinny sow is sweet, supportive and not domineering. A frog deserves some peace and love, too.
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I'm thinking that the new one is a tranny in one of those skin suits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (9mTYi)

420


has any one said that its the height of patriotism to take the fifth?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

421 Crusader AR-15-style rifle link in my sock. (If it's not linked by anyone, above.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (7eC3Q)

422 This guy has to take the 5th. Everybody knows what happens to those that violate their oath of fealty to the Clinton Crime Syndicate. He is smart enough to realize that even if offered immunity and witness protection his days are numbered if he testifies. You make your Faustian bargain with the Hilldabeast and you have to live with it.

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 03, 2015 10:07 AM (vI+F1)

423 I see a Miss Piggy starring in Gone Girl remake

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)

424 I've seen "No Pew", "Pew", & "Pew, Pew, Pew".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:04 AM (wyNrR)

Saw that too. (not in real life, just pics)

'Safe' 'Fill Your Hands You Son of a Bitch'


http://tinyurl.com/nblwc59

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:07 AM (fWAjv)

425 Ain't no thang.

Posted by: Kanye West at September 03, 2015 10:08 AM (OZmbA)

426 'Safe' 'I'm Your Huckleberry'

http://tinyurl.com/pz7qers

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

427 "Called 'The Crusader'"

I just looked at that one.
I love how the safety switch says "war" and "peace".

Posted by: navybrat at September 03, 2015 10:09 AM (ETxiG)

428 Nothing but a sock with ping-pong ball eyes.

Why is there such a huge fuss about this simple hand puppet? Or whether it's allegedly married to a pig?

Much less, how did he get to be President? Twice!?

Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, that was a stretch at September 03, 2015 10:11 AM (T2Zv1)

429 Crusader AR-15-style rifle link in my sock. (If it's not linked by anyone, above.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (7eC3Q)


Muzzies won't touch it, but I'm about to declare jihad on the site you link, what with all the popups, scrollover links, and general trashiness.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 10:11 AM (Dj0WE)

430 The open wound of Asia. China resents that they never defeated the Japanese -- the United States did.

China still thinks there is "unfinished business" with Japan, since they never shamed the country that ravaged and shamed China in the 1930s and 1940s.

The phrasing of the epilogue shown at the end of the movie Ip Man is pretty hilarious, if you haven't seen it. Good movie, but very....Chinese... in its approach to the Second Sino-Nipponese War.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:02 AM (bZ7mE)



Pretty much every Chinese movie these days includes some anti-Japanese message.

They are clearly preparing their population for war with Japan.


Even a movie like "Running on Karma" which is advertised as a kind of light romantic thriller-

turns very dark and preachy with SPEECHES!!!! about how even those who seem like good people cannot escape the karma on the souls from their past lives and should be punished-

directed toward the Japanese.



It's gotten ridiculously worse since China took over Hong Kong and the Hong Kong film industry.

And now, with Hollywood in their pocket, I guess it will be all Chinese pre-war propaganda all the time.


I just hope the Japanese have nukes and keep building their defense forces.

They've been good allies but King Putz will leave them to hang.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2015 10:11 AM (KUa85)

431 Please note the change in our firm's name.

Mr. Cheatham has tragically announced that he has read the Attorney's Canon of Ethics. Consequently, we have mutually agreed that it is best that we part ways.

We are proud to announce that after 25 years with the IRS and 1 year as the Steering Committee advisor to both Messrs. Boehner and McConnell, I. Will Farkham will be joining our esteemed firm.

He embodies the core values of our firm's timeless credo:

"Deal with it."

Posted by: Dewey Farkham and Howe at September 03, 2015 10:11 AM (KCQo0)

432 Crusader AR-15-style rifle link in my sock. (If it's not linked by anyone, above.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2015 10:06 AM (7eC3Q)


Muzzies won't touch it, but I'm about to declare jihad on the site you link, what with all the popups, scrollover links, and general trashiness.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 10:11 AM (Dj0WE)


Cute rifle though. My AR15 doesn't have any bells and whistles, but it fires rounds down range, accurately and with velocity. In a pinch I think it would kill just as effectively as the fancier ones.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2015 10:13 AM (Dj0WE)

433 Down Goes the NFL
Down Goes the NFL
Down Goes the NFL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 10:14 AM (gf8BH)

434 "Why is there such a huge fuss about this simple hand puppet? Or whether it's allegedly married to a pig?"

We asked the same question of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 10:14 AM (KCQo0)

435 If this aide won't make a deal, haul him in to plead the 5th over and over for a looong time, and make the MSM decide how long THEY are going to "take the 5th" on covering an aide to a presidential candidate doing it. One of them will break too.

If I controlled Fox I would then begin every newscast with "Let's take a look at the big story the other networks don't want you to hear about..."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 03, 2015 10:15 AM (JYBAr)

436 Brady wins!!! Suck it, Goodell!!! Suspension reversed!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 10:17 AM (2cS/G)

437 oh btw that Radar online report smells like serious BS\Hoax\Scam.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 03, 2015 10:17 AM (MbrzC)

438
Less pop-ups

http://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/ ar-15-crusader-billed-rifle-muslim-terrorists-wont-touch

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 10:17 AM (cbfNE)

439 I agree that taking the fifth pretty well guarantees you'll be assumed to be guilty, but there's another reason to do so. Mob boss Joseph Bonano explains in his book that they would routinely just take the fifth on every question possible, even to the point of being nailed for contempt of court, because of how lawyers work.

It might seem like a meaningless, simple, and safe question that you answered, but once you have answered that question, any question related to and tied to that you can no longer take the 5th on.

So that question "do you work at Bigg's apartment store" might seem safe to respond to, but if the lawyer then builds on that with a reasonable series of related questions to how you were there on the night of the theft, then you might find yourself in trouble you can't get out of.

So while the guy might not be guilty of treason or sharing state secrets, etc, he might be guilty of something else he'd rather the prosecutors didn't dig up. And he doesn't want to end up being Scooter Libby for the Clintons.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 03, 2015 10:18 AM (39g3+)

440 Brady wins!!! Suck it, Goodell!!! Suspension reversed!
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 10:17 AM (2cS/G)

I am no Brady Fan...although I think he is a great QB
And I hate the Patriots

But the NFL had no proof and no case.
And what I hate more than anything..more than the Patriots... is a fascist "Ruler: like Goodel or Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 10:19 AM (gf8BH)

441 433 Down Goes the NFL
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Good that whole thing over a couple of psi was BS anyway, not that I give a fk about football.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 03, 2015 10:20 AM (MbrzC)

442 The interview raises the question of the role hacking could play in an election involving someone as simultaneously high profile and secretive as Clinton.

"I have to say it's probably more Julian," who threatens Hillary, Dotcom said. "But I'm aware of some of the things that are going to be roadblocks for her."

Assange has access to information, Dotcom said, though he added that he didn't know anything more specific.

Posted by: Edward Snowden at September 03, 2015 10:20 AM (e8kgV)

443 352 Massive amount of LEO resources were deployed last night who thought
they had the 3 pricks who executed that cop in Illinois cornered. They
were acting on a tip from a nanny who said they tried to carjack her.
Turns out it was a lie and she just wanted more attention from her
employers. She got what she wanted and is now in custody. Hard to
comment on how the fcuk anyone could do that.
Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 09:47 AM (ahBY0)


It's sheer luck the dumb bitch didn't get innocent people killed.

Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2015 10:21 AM (zoehZ)

444 In other news, Kanye now has a PAC.

Yep, we can now look forward to incoherent rambling remarks into every available microphone about Kanye's greatness and Kimmy's zip code @ss.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:21 AM (kXoT0)

445 444 We are now so far beyond Idiocracy. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 10:23 AM (2Lq8i)

446 So "God Wills It" is Pew Pew Pew mode?

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 10:23 AM (cbfNE)

447 444 In other news, Kanye now has a PAC.

Yep, we can now look forward to incoherent rambling remarks into every available microphone about Kanye's greatness and Kimmy's zip code @ss.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:21 AM (kXoT0)

oh wait, Kayne was serious about running for president?

I thought he was just high and rambling at the VMAs.

Huh.

Posted by: Rand at September 03, 2015 10:24 AM (AkOaV)

448 Wonder if this IT staffer is facing espionage charges, considering he's the guy who set up the server that was laughable secured.

Also, did he set up the Clinton foundation email that was on the same network and/or on the same server?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

449 d'oh. /sock.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:25 AM (AkOaV)

450 So "God Wills It" is Pew Pew Pew mode?

It's an AR-15, not an M-16, so I don't think there is a "pew, pew, pew" mode, just "pew."

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:25 AM (bZ7mE)

451 Set your guns to Deo Volente, boys

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (39g3+)

452 444 We are now so far beyond Idiocracy. Truly terrifying.
Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2015 10:23 AM (2Lq8i)

Yes, why the various guilds and associations hosting those awards have not figured out that they should ban him and let him scream outside the venue instead of handing him a mike is truly beyond me.

I don't get being famous for being famous. The whole thing just escapes me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (kXoT0)

453 So "God Wills It" is Pew Pew Pew mode?



That, or just Pew mode for semi auto's.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (wyNrR)

454 I was back in NYC city and met those same folks for dinner after the 96 election and asked them if they believed me now.

They did.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:51 AM (kXoT0)


I remember people asking me (knowing I was from arkansas) in 96 (in dc) if the rumors regarding bill were true. I told them, yep they're all true.

They looked skeptical. 2 years later, proof!

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)

455 Cute rifle though. My AR15 doesn't have any bells and whistles, but it fires rounds down range, accurately and with velocity. In a pinch I think it would kill just as effectively as the fancier ones.

They're right down the road from me. I sent them a message to the effect that I'd love to come and work for them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (LUgeY)

456 Or Deus Vult, more accurately for "God Wills It." Apparently Deo Volente is "God Willing."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (39g3+)

457 In other news, Kanye now has a PAC.

Yep, we can now look forward to incoherent rambling remarks into every available microphone about Kanye's greatness and Kimmy's zip code @ss.



Still not swiping my card in dat azz.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 10:27 AM (wyNrR)

458 It's an AR-15, not an M-16, so I don't think there is a "pew, pew, pew" mode, just "pew."

--

*pouts*

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 10:28 AM (cbfNE)

459 Or Deus Vult, more accurately for "God Wills It." Apparently Deo Volente is "God Willing."


Deo Volente might be more appropriate on an AK-47. Puts a whole new twist on "spray and pray!"

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:29 AM (bZ7mE)

460 I thought he was just high and rambling at the VMAs.

Huh.
Posted by: Rand at September 03, 2015 10:24 AM (AkOaV)

Some guy named Eugene Craig formed a Kanye PAC. Can a Milky Virus PAC, etc. be far behind? It's actually a great scam, Kanye fans can donate $20 bucks ironically to show their disdain for politics and even more money piles up for a classless and talentless little little man.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:29 AM (kXoT0)

461 Was Kanye the dude who co-founded that "Vote of Die" t-shirt movement a few election cycles ago (wanna say 2004)?

Yeah, that guy would make an excellent prezzy, fo' shizzle!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:29 AM (NOIQH)

462 Set your guns to Deo Volente, boys

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (39g3+)


Kill them all. God will know His own.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 10:30 AM (zF6Iw)

463 I remember people asking me (knowing I was from arkansas) in 96 (in dc) if the rumors regarding bill were true. I told them, yep they're all true.

They looked skeptical. 2 years later, proof!
Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)

Yes, pink headbands and 60 minutes, good times.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:31 AM (kXoT0)

464 Good. Let the Steelers kick his prima donna ass all over the field. No federal judge can protect him on the field.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 10:31 AM (KCQo0)

465 Was Kanye the dude who co-founded that "Vote of Die" t-shirt movement a few election cycles ago (wanna say 2004)?

Yeah, that guy would make an excellent prezzy, fo' shizzle!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:29 AM (NOIQH)

No, that was P Diddy. Who actually seems to be a fairly shrewd dude.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:32 AM (kXoT0)

466 Hey, MPPP,

did you know there is a tumblr page dedicated to photos of Zeifeld girls?

http://ziegfeld-follies.tumblr.com/

NSFW in some bits.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:32 AM (bZ7mE)

467 >>No, that was P Diddy. Who actually seems to be a fairly shrewd dude.

Ah, right! Thanks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:33 AM (NOIQH)

468 The committee should grant him full immunity. No reason not to, who cares about him.

Posted by: Bob from Ohio at September 03, 2015 10:34 AM (t3cNy)

469 This will get settled on the field. Between the goalposts. Let's play some football!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 10:34 AM (tfM+W)

470 We substantiated the second allegation that pending ES records included entries for individuals reported to be deceased. As of September 2014, more than 307,000 pending ES records, or about 35 percent of all pending records, were for individuals reported as deceased by the Social Security Administration. However, due to data limitations, we could not determine specifically how many pending ES records represent veterans who applied for health care benefits. These conditions occurred because the enrollment program did not effectively define, collect, and manage enrollment data. In addition, VHA lacked adequate procedures to identify date of death information and implement necessary updates to the individual's status. Unless VHA officials establish effective procedures to identify deceased individuals and accurately update their status, ES will continue to provide unreliable information on the status of applications for veterans seeking enrollment in the VA health care system.

Posted by: Unknown Soldier at September 03, 2015 10:34 AM (e8kgV)

471 461 Was Kanye the dude who co-founded that "Vote of Die" t-shirt movement a few election cycles ago (wanna say 2004)?

Yeah, that guy would make an excellent prezzy, fo' shizzle!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:29 AM (NOIQH)

Nah, Kanye was the guy who said "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:36 AM (AkOaV)

472 Kanye is also the guy who got his entire row of bottom teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds because "puttin' in a grill was too much work"

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:36 AM (AkOaV)

473 Not a smidgeon of classified data:

A review last month by Reuters of previously released Clinton emails found 30 email threads that the State Department has marked to show they include information shared in confidence by foreign government officials, from prime ministers to spy chiefs.

U.S. government regulations examined by Reuters say this sort of information, whether written or spoken, must be classified from the start, and handled through secure, government-controlled channels.

The Clinton-Mitchell correspondence is one of 57 email threads found by Reuters in the latest batch of emails released on Monday that the State Department has marked as including the same type of information.


Uh oh, she's lost Reuters...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:37 AM (NOIQH)

474 One of the few things that I agree with Obama on is the issue of Kanye West - we both think that he is a jackass.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 03, 2015 10:38 AM (bZ7mE)

475
No, that was P Diddy. Who actually seems to be a fairly shrewd dude.






Damn straight. Gotta give props to a guy who bootstraps himself into a multimillionaire by rapping karaoke over other people's songs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2015 10:39 AM (1QsMy)

476 Hey, MPPP, did you know there is a tumblr page dedicated to photos of Zeifeld girls?

No, I didn't. Thanks!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 10:39 AM (zF6Iw)

477 The committee should grant him full immunity. No reason not to, who cares about him.

Posted by: Bob from Ohio at September 03, 2015 10:34 AM (t3cNy)

True, but, it still seems kinda sad that some little IT snot has to die for Hillary!'s sins. This is all theater designed to force her out of the race because back in the day to save BJ's worthless bubble butt, the Democratic leadership promised her that she too could be POTUS--provided she did a stalwart unblinking Tammy Wynette. They did not mean it. They have tossed her a Senate seat--not enough. They have tossed her being SoS--not enough. We all forget that she swallowed megatons of humiliation from Arkansas onward so that one day, IT WOULD BE HER DAMN TURN.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:40 AM (kXoT0)

478 "He intended to take the fifth, but he panicked and took the 3rd by mistake, which enabled him to buy beer in Philadelphia on a Sunday."

- Woody Allen

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 10:42 AM (E5UB0)

479 Tom Brady !!!


suck it, NFL.

Posted by: himself at September 03, 2015 10:42 AM (8CdUx)

480 >>>So, the GOP-E thinks the way to beat Trump is with Jeb?

Jeb is an ugly, stupid version of Mitt Romney. If Romney couldn't win, Jeb has no chance.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)

481

"vote or die" was Pdiddy, puff daddy, sean combs or whatever he is calling himself today


weed is a hell of a drug

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

482
MMMM....Hamburgers....arlargarrgha

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 03, 2015 10:43 AM (ODxAs)

483 I dont think Kanye has the diamond teeth

i think thats lil wayne


Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

484 9:10 am || Arrives at the White House from Anchorage, Alaska


Busy busy busy!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:44 AM (fWAjv)

485 >>True, but, it still seems kinda sad that some little IT snot has to die for Hillary!'s sins.

That's how she set it up. He was a Hillary 2008 campaign IT guy she asked to set up a private email server the day before her SoS confirmation hearing. How was he to know that she would then use this as her sole email account when she moved on to State? Obviously, he would have realized this when she then hired him to work for her at the State Dept.- but he was already involved at that point.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:45 AM (NOIQH)

486 "477 The committee should grant him full immunity. No reason not to, who cares about him."

They shouldn't have to build their case on his testimony. All of the evidence can be found in authorization codes, acknowledgements and training documents signed by the offending parties and computer forensics.

The whole classified system is set up to create organic accountability. No testimony is needed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 10:45 AM (KCQo0)

487 Salon:

The right wing's hideous crusade against Michelle Obama has completely fallen apart

For years, the likes of Rush Limbaugh have lobbed racist, sexist invective at the First Lady. But it didn't matter

Summary:
That's right. Rush Limbaugh thinks Michelle Obama is fat.


... I think I missed the email for this crusade

Posted by: Pope Urban II at September 03, 2015 10:45 AM (e8kgV)

488 No, that was P Diddy. Who actually seems to be a fairly shrewd dude.

That's my boy!

Posted by: Do Wah Diddy at September 03, 2015 10:45 AM (W5DcG)

489 483 I dont think Kanye has the diamond teeth

i think thats lil wayne


Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

Both

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:46 AM (fWAjv)

490 >>>did you know there is a tumblr page dedicated to photos of Zeifeld girls?

What about Siegfried girls? As in Siegfried and Roy.

Posted by: Cecil at September 03, 2015 10:46 AM (E5UB0)

491 I dont think he was stupid enough to put instructions to deflate balls on his phone

I think he knew once it was handed over some asshole would leak about his "extra curricular" activities


He and has wife have been to a divorce lawyer in NYC

he didnt want her to hear about what was on that phone

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:46 AM (zOTsN)

492 "vote or die" was Pdiddy, puff daddy, sean combs or whatever he is calling himself today


weed is a hell of a drug
Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

Yep, he's only worth $735,000,000. He owns a hip hop label, a clothing line, a perfume line, and so on and so forth. Kanye is only worth $90,000,000, while Kimmy comes in at $80,000,000.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 10:47 AM (kXoT0)

493 "I dont think Kanye has the diamond teeth

i think thats lil wayne"
___________________

nah, that's bruce wayne

Posted by: John Wayne at September 03, 2015 10:47 AM (KCQo0)

494 Well, off to see Senator Cruz today. Yay!

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2015 10:47 AM (go5uR)

495 i think thats lil wayne







Posted by: ThunderB


Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:48 AM (/Ho8c)

496 483 I dont think Kanye has the diamond teeth

i think thats lil wayne


Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

I'm 100% sure that its Kanye. http://tinyurl.com/nhcxf68

Not sure about Lil Waynes dental decisions, but he's the one who is addicted to tattoos and sizzurp.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:48 AM (AkOaV)

497 >>That's right. Rush Limbaugh thinks Michelle Obama is fat.


Dear Salon,
People can make their own judgment about Michelle Obama's weight and overall fitness themselves. Michelle gives them ample opportunity as she likes to attend Let's Move events in yoga pants.
- Non-blind Citizens

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

498 Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:48 AM (/Ho8c)

That's lil jon.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:49 AM (AkOaV)

499 Hurry, put the lampposts to use before they collapse from urine corrosion.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 03, 2015 10:50 AM (1Y+hH)

500 Oh, right. I get all my lil's confused.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:50 AM (/Ho8c)

501 Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:48 AM (/Ho8c)

That's Lil Jon

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

502 oh yeah lil wayne has his teeth diamondized, too, according to google.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (AkOaV)

503 P Diddy is into tantric sex like Sting and Heather Graham.

The WaPo columnist is named Tom Hamburger. That's a good name

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (2x3L+)

504 Dear Tom Brady,

Please send me info on the judge you got.

I have GOT to get out of this place.

My cornhole is KILLING ME!!!

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez, Inmate No. 696969 at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (KCQo0)

505 *took a wrong turn and ended up at TheRoot???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (fWAjv)

506 I'm betting Brady's stats go down this season.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (1Y+hH)

507 I stand corrected Yuck

Kanye is a total moron

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (zOTsN)

508 I dont think Kanye has the diamond teeth

i think thats lil wayne


Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

I'm 100% sure that its Kanye. http://tinyurl.com/nhcxf68
--------------------------------------------------
So Kanye is transdental? Too many trannies in the Kardashian family.


Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (E5UB0)

509

Posted by: RWC


Well played.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:52 AM (/Ho8c)

510 I agree with Gabe. The toady has the right to refuse to incriminate himself. We have the right to suspect incriminating behavior.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 10:52 AM (ry4ab)

511 500 Oh, right. I get all my lil's confused.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:50 AM (/Ho8c)

lil wayne is the short guy covered in tatts from new orleans.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:52 AM (AkOaV)

512

lill wayne looks like he stinks

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 10:52 AM (zOTsN)

513 Li'l Abner has good teeth.

Posted by: Daisy Mae at September 03, 2015 10:54 AM (W5DcG)

514 lil Wayne probably does stink and have bad breath

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 10:54 AM (2x3L+)

515 510 I agree with Gabe. The toady has the right to refuse to incriminate himself. We have the right to suspect incriminating behavior.


And we will not really make an issue of it.

SIGN THE OATH!

Posted by: The GOP at September 03, 2015 10:54 AM (pTY38)

516 sock off


Is this all we get today?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 03, 2015 10:55 AM (mvenn)

517 Drudge says "feminists" are mad at whoever does the Kermit puppet because his new pig girlfriend puppet is "young and thin".

Seriously? People actually are trying to make a pig puppet into a political issue?

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 10:55 AM (TxJGV)

518 Obligatory Chappelle Lil Jon


http://tinyurl.com/qzaa5cw


He was on Apprentice. Actually seems like a really good guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:55 AM (fWAjv)

519 Want to see something depressing? These are the artists with the most hot 100 hits (on billboards rankings)

Most Hot 100 entries
207 - Glee Cast
149 - Elvis Presley (Pre-Hot 100 and Hot 100 included)
126 - Lil Wayne
91 - James Brown, Drake
83 - Jay-Z
80 - Ray Charles
73 - Aretha Franklin, Chris Brown
71 - The Beatles

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:55 AM (AkOaV)

520 Moochelle can't be fat. She's a health food nut, right? It's just that the body plan of the average wookie differs from that of humans, and it's pure bigotry to make unflattering inferences from that.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (E5UB0)

521 I had my sheep diamond encrusted.

Posted by: Lil' Bo Peep at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (mvenn)

522
Anybody wanna' do some shots in my hotel room?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (HSmrB)

523 514 lil Wayne probably does stink and have bad breath

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 10:54 AM (2x3L+)

Apparently the teeth he does have are rotten.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (fWAjv)

524 Ok, so, while waiting for entertaining content I did a little research (very little). It was confusing that our dear asylum seekers who wanted to get to Germany were in Budapest. So I looked at map and it all became very clear.

Syrian Christians fleeing Militant Islam took shelter in Turkey until they could get on the Orient Express at Istanbul where they would transit Bulgaria, Serbia, and arrive at the Gates of Vienna. All they would need then was a westbound connection and once past Vienna, they would be in Germany. Makes perfect sense.

Then I noticed that it was only a modest float from Carthage to Malta, and with a short swim across the Straits of Messina it would then be a simple bus ride to Bristol.

So why have we not heard about Hannibal crossing the Straits of Gibraltar? Can his elephants not get clearance from animal quarantine? Is that what is delaying his advance across the alps into Rome?

It's not like this is difficult. It has all been done before. What's the problem?

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (W1rLi)

525 And Lil Wayne has accomplished that be being featured on every popular rap song in the last 15 years. Well, maybe a slight exaggeration but not really.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (AkOaV)

526 I'm betting Brady's stats go down this season.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 03, 2015 10:51 AM (1Y+hH)


NOt if the Patriots play the Jets twice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 10:56 AM (gf8BH)

527 This thread needs to get back in the truck.

Posted by: some cold blonde at September 03, 2015 10:57 AM (ZtFr+)

528 In order to become more appealing to the youthful minority voters, I am changing my name to Lil Wiener.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 03, 2015 10:58 AM (KCQo0)

529 527 This thread needs to get back in the truck.
Posted by: some cold blonde at September 03, 2015 10:57 AM (ZtFr+)

but it's so hard to breathe in there!

Posted by: whiny boyfriend at September 03, 2015 10:58 AM (AkOaV)

530 it's too bad rdbrewer got banned

(starts unfounded rumor, slinks away...)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2015 10:58 AM (ZQfW9)

531
It appears they know who was doing the sneaker net or who set up the conditions thereof.

Per the drudge subhead, real nice to see a hacker may have national security emails. Just as we all suspected had happened.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 03, 2015 10:59 AM (ODxAs)

532 530 it's too bad rdbrewer got banned

(starts unfounded rumor, slinks away...)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2015 10:58 AM (ZQfW9)

Well, thats what you get for saying horrible things about ewok hygiene in front of the boss.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 10:59 AM (AkOaV)

533 Want to see something depressing? These are the artists with the most hot 100 hits (on billboards rankings)



Most Hot 100 entries

207 - Glee Cast

149 - Elvis Presley (Pre-Hot 100 and Hot 100 included)

126 - Lil Wayne

91 - James Brown, Drake

83 - Jay-Z

80 - Ray Charles

73 - Aretha Franklin, Chris Brown

71 - The Beatles

Posted by: mynewhandle


I do not know this world we live in.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:59 AM (/Ho8c)

534
it's too bad rdbrewer got banned



(starts unfounded rumor, slinks away...)

Posted by: AltonJackson


Just like poor willow. And kinda like Buzzion's death.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:00 AM (/Ho8c)

535 AC's back on, thank God.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:00 AM (2Ojst)

536 Now Vegas can finally give a Patriots season win/loss line. They've been off the books all year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 11:00 AM (2cS/G)

537 T-Pain also has rotten horrible teeth that are mustard yellow. They're really just awful. This is actually a thing with black folks. Chris Rock said the first thing he did once he made money is fix his teeth.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:00 AM (2x3L+)

538 I am changing my name to Lil Wiener.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 03, 2015 10:58 AM (KCQo0)


***

Way ahead of you on this one.

Posted by: Everybody else in the country at September 03, 2015 11:01 AM (mvenn)

539 Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 10:59 AM (/Ho8c)

The "Cast of Glee" beats Elvis. Heh.

The only reason I know this is because I lost a trivia night at the local bar because my group got pretty much everyone here EXCEPT the "cast of glee".

I was the one who guessed Lil Wayne. I was impressed with myself.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:01 AM (AkOaV)

540 And...Glee Cast? Really?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:01 AM (/Ho8c)

541 #FreeWillow
#PixyGulag

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 11:02 AM (9krrF)

542 This thread needs to get back in the truck.
Posted by: some cold blonde



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:02 AM (wyNrR)

543 T Pains teeth are yellow becuase he smokes weed constantly. Veneers would get stained too

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)

544 Glee cast is 207?? That's a national disgrace

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:02 AM (2x3L+)

545 Obligatory Chappelle Lil Jon
http://tinyurl.com/qzaa5cw


Went to the link and ran across 'making the band' with pdiddy. Totally forgot about that one!

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)

546 Whose got 500K to spare?

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (ztOda)

547 533-seriously? The "Glee Cast"? Are they really that good, or do people suck?

Posted by: Moki at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (x303I)

548 Where did Eminem rank on the list?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (2x3L+)

549 those emails for sale look like there are really from Sid Blumenthals account. they are all from him to her

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)

550 547 533-seriously? The "Glee Cast"? Are they really that good, or do people suck?
Posted by: Moki at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (x303I)

People suck regardless of the Glee Cast's talent or lack thereof.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)

551 Want to see something depressing? These are the artists with the most hot 100 hits (on billboards rankings)

The internet has changed the world, not apples to apples. Nobody worth their music salt thinks glee cast is more talented than the beatles or elvis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 03, 2015 11:04 AM (ODxAs)

552 Geesh glee cast is like TV version of Kidzbop

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (2x3L+)

553 552 Geesh glee cast is like TV version of Kidzbop
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (2x3L+)

But with more ghey and heroin.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)

554 "NOt if the Patriots play the Jets twice"

Uhhh. . . the World Champion Patriots barely beat the pathetic Jets in 2014 by anemic scores of 27-25 and 17-16. Not exactly dominant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (KCQo0)

555 >>Seriously? People actually are trying to make a pig puppet into a political issue?


They're feminists, so of course they're going to b#tch about this.

Also a wonderful distraction from that icky situation in India where tribal leaders sentenced two sisters to gang rape for the crimes of their brother.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (NOIQH)

556 Where do the London Boys rank on this list?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (mvenn)

557
those emails for sale look like there are really from Sid Blumenthals account. they are all from him to her

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)

---------------------------------

Forget it bitter-clingers,, I've already mailed the check....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 03, 2015 11:05 AM (HSmrB)

558 549 those emails for sale look like there are really from Sid Blumenthals account. they are all from him to her

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
----

Correct all the samples are from Sid B's hacked AOL account from a while ago, old news, this is a scam by someone.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 03, 2015 11:06 AM (MbrzC)

559 322
Think about it, it would be impossible to have Pepe Le Pew cartoons
today because some feminist would declare said humor to be a trigger.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 03, 2015 09:34 AM (kXoT0)



----



Oh hell.... every cartoon before 1985 would be verbotten.



Tom Jerry.... too violent.

Pepe LePew... sexual predator

Speedy Gonzales..... raaaaacist.

Popeye - misogynist

Yosemite Sam - pro gun
---------------

Those kind of easily offended people wanted all cartoons above the level of Care Bears and My Little Pony banned for everything back in the day. Any excuse would do, racism, violence, sexism, more violence, failure to send Hans Blix with a strongly worded letter, "heroes" and "villains" as labeling devices, marketing violent toys... I heard it all...and still watched the cartoons.

Thirty years later, nothing has changed, except the easily offended people have voted themselves a ban hammer to use on people who gave offense.



Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:06 AM (ry4ab)

560

the glee cast is not that good. all they do are cover songs. zero original hits


so they re record songs people already know and love. old people know and recognize the songs, young people know and like the show, and the show is like an ad for the music. pretty good formula

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

561 Brady wins!!! Suck it, Goodell!!! Suspension reversed!
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 10:17 AM (2cS/G)

I am no Brady Fan...although I think he is a great QB
And I hate the Patriots

But the NFL had no proof and no case.
And what I hate more than anything..more than the Patriots... is a fascist "Ruler: like Goodel or Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2015 10:19 AM (gf8BH)

MMmm, not sure why we are celebrating the ignoring of contract law. From what I understand from legal eagles, the question is whether the judge followed the collective bargaining agreement of the players and owners, not the merits of the case. The CBA gives Goodell the right to suspend for violations of league rules. The judge just said no to the suspensions, while leaving in place the fine and draft pick losses of the Patriots.

Those same legal eagles(who may be wrong) feel that the NFL will immediately appeal and Mr.Federal Judge is on shaky ground.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 03, 2015 11:06 AM (l+vXG)

562 547 533-seriously? The "Glee Cast"? Are they really that good, or do people suck?
Posted by: Moki at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (x303I)

Well... no, they just cover every popular song ever.

And yeah, they're all professional singers so they're not bad.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:07 AM (AkOaV)

563 Yes with more ghey and heroin, lol

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:07 AM (b/6cr)

564

it the glee cast was so good they would record original music, and would produce pop stars

they dont and they haven't

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:09 AM (zOTsN)

565 . . . And while I side with the kids on principle, if any of them asked me for
advice I'd be "You know they won't have any compunctions about raping
you, right?"

*
*
The kids probably won't know the word "compunction." They'll think it's a new app or social media site. "I went on Compunction the other day, and dude, the people are nuts."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 03, 2015 11:09 AM (35Qev)

566 548 Where did Eminem rank on the list?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:03 AM (2x3L+)

He doesn't rank in the top 10 on any lists believe it or not.

It's because other than some collaboration with Dr Dre back in the day, Eminem doesn't really work with other rappers.

Lil Wayne has somehow managed to have a verse in pretty much every popular rap song in the past 15 years.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:09 AM (AkOaV)

567 Where did Eminem rank on the list?



Right in front of Milli Vanilli.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (wyNrR)

568 I am a fan of Jane Lynch though. She was awesome in Best in Show. That's a hugely funny movie. You guys should see it if you haven't.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (b/6cr)

569 This thread smells bad.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (mvenn)

570 ...now I'm surprised no one brought up lil troy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (AkOaV)

571 515
510 I agree with Gabe. The toady has the right to refuse to
incriminate himself. We have the right to suspect incriminating
behavior.





And we will not really make an issue of it.



SIGN THE OATH!
----------

I don't think we need the GOP version of Shrillary's loyalty oath, which CPT Charles did this morning compare to the Mafia's own loyalty oath.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (ry4ab)

572 567 Where did Eminem rank on the list?



Right in front of Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (wyNrR)

To his credit, Eminem actually sang/rapped his own stuff, not having someone else record it and pass it off as himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:12 AM (2Ojst)

573 Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (wyNrR)

Ha. From a pure talent standpoint, Eminem is arguably one of the best rappers ever.

But yeah, like I said he's not featured in every "pop / rap" song ever.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:12 AM (AkOaV)

574 This thread smells bad.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man


Hatey hater!

Posted by: Li'l Whine at September 03, 2015 11:12 AM (W5DcG)

575 Don't disrespect Slim Shady, rickb. I love the guy.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:12 AM (b/6cr)

576 Berman is attacking the Labor Law angle in his written ruling. That Goodell denied Brady basic due process.(Grain of salt, I'm listening to excerpts being read on radio. ) Also noting many procedural mistakes by Goodell. Failure to provide notice. Refusal to disclose documents, witness testimony. The League had a CBA that gave them nearly absolute power, and they still overstepped it, seems to be Berman's tone. I'll read the whole thing as soon as possible.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

577 Tom Jerry.... too violent.


Pepe LePew... sexual predator


Speedy Gonzales..... raaaaacist.


Popeye - misogynist


Yosemite Sam - pro gun

Foghorn Leghorn- KKK supporter

Heckle and Jeckle- ?

Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 11:13 AM (ahBY0)

578 Salon:
The right wing's hideous crusade against Michelle Obama has completely fallen apart


Get back to me, Salon, when Sandra Bernhard makes a public apology for wishing gang-rape on Sarah Palin. Until then, I stand with my constitutional right to consider Mooch a snarling, greedy, classless, selfish racist bitch with an ass that should have its own zip code.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 03, 2015 11:13 AM (zF6Iw)

579 I am a fan of Jane Lynch though. She was awesome in Best in Show. That's a hugely funny movie. You guys should see it if you haven't.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (b/6cr)


She was, but her character on Glee got old.

Of course, the whole show got old. I stopped watching a couple seasons in.

And I will sadly cop to buying a couple glee cast songs. They're not bad.

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (lIU4e)

580 Heckle and Jeckle- ?
Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 11:13 AM (ahBY0)

Boids. Doity, filthy, disgusting boids.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (2Ojst)

581 Camille Paglia also loves Eminem though she did rave about Madonna for way too long and Lady Gaga

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (b/6cr)

582 579 I am a fan of Jane Lynch though. She was awesome in Best in Show. That's a hugely funny movie. You guys should see it if you haven't.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:11 AM (b/6cr)

She was, but her character on Glee got old.

Of course, the whole show got old. I stopped watching a couple seasons in.

And I will sadly cop to buying a couple glee cast songs. They're not bad.
Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (lIU4e)

She was pretty funny in Role Models.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (2Ojst)

583 I agree with you about Lea on Jane in Glee. Her character was funny at first but it got to be boring and repetitive. I quit watching once they went all ghey

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:16 AM (b/6cr)

584 Heckle and Jeckle- ?
Posted by: dartist


Crows are supposed to be parodies of black people so racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2015 11:16 AM (W5DcG)

585 Good that whole thing over a couple of psi was BS anyway, not that I give a fk about football.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 03, 2015 10:20 AM (MbrzC)

Back in the old days, boxers would wrap their hands with gauze and tape their hands with the heaviest medical tape available. There was actually a brand of 'medical' tape manufactured with the specific purpose of loading the gloves as much as possible without disqualification. Even the slightest additional weight would have a slight but appreciable effect on the impact of the blows and give an advantage to those using it. Was that cheating? You bet, but it was hairline borderline and thus not enough for disqualification.

Same thing here. Maybe what was done wasn't illegal. I don't care about football, either. But it was unethical and unsportsmanlike.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 11:17 AM (Bvf82)

586 Anyone playing opposite the black kid in Role Models is going to look good.

"Beyonce pouring sugar on my dick".

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (q/kmn)

587 Salon:
The right wing's hideous crusade against Michelle Obama has completely fallen apart

--

Twitter retort by @realmyiq2xu2:

@Salon It's not their fault she's hideous.

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (cbfNE)

588 Heckle and Jeckle- ?
___________________

Exhibitionsts. Showed their peckers in every episode.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (KCQo0)

589 Where's the damn art class? Rdbrewer is so good with that and the sidebar and usually reliable. Maybe something bad has happened to him

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (b/6cr)

590 517
Drudge says "feminists" are mad at whoever does the Kermit puppet because his new pig girlfriend puppet is "young and thin".



Seriously? People actually are trying to make a pig puppet into a political issue?
-------------

The feminists in question have their pantsu in a bunch because the young and impressionable Youth Of America will learn the following lesson. To wit: if one's live-in "fiancee" becomes a fat abusive self-indulgent harpy, one can kick the pig to the curb and get a younger, thinner, and nicer version.

The funny thing is in "The Muppets Take Manhatten" Piggy got Kermit to the altar. Then in the Nineties after Henson kicked it Jim Henson Studios hit the reset button and Piggy got her feminist lifestyle and didn't need no frog in her life...unless he wanted to follow the romcom script, give in, and be part of it, of course! But it's the 21st century now, and Kermit is freed of the need for commitment. Tough luck, pig.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (ry4ab)

591 581 Camille Paglia also loves Eminem though she did rave about Madonna for way too long and Lady Gaga
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:14 AM (b/6cr)

Well when most rap songs are some derivative of "bitches aint shit but hos and tricks, so lick on these nuts and suck the dick" and you have someone like eminem who can basically tell an entire story in a rhyming format using, you know, big words that he enunciates -- well... thats why people like Eminem.

Lots of vulgarity, but it's hard to deny that the guy is extremely talented.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (AkOaV)

592 The League had a CBA that gave them nearly absolute power, and they still overstepped it, seems to be Berman's tone. I'll read the whole thing as soon as possible.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

Thanks. I think Goodell's an idiot, and the league doesn't seem to have a process in place to mete equivolent and fair penalties for different offenses of it's players. Everything is based on public pressure rather than defined violations and penalties. Maybe this will spur them on to a more structured code.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 03, 2015 11:18 AM (l+vXG)

593 Jane Lynch is hilarious. Best in Show, Role Models, For Your Consideration, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, A Mighty Wind

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

594 So the overeducated Asian friends 20-ish son, College graduate decides to ask me a joke


He: Hey, how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb

Me: That's not funny!!

He:.....

Me: You ever meet a feminist in College with a sense of humor?

He:... Good point....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 11:19 AM (VPLuQ)

595 Heckle and Jeckle-



*****


Is that the one where the guy drinks a potion and turns into a serial killer?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 03, 2015 11:20 AM (mvenn)

596 Trump's gonna take the pledge. (rumor has it, from only the most trusted of inside unnamed sources who's past performance can not guarantee future results)

on breitbart

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 11:22 AM (W1rLi)

597 mynewhandle, also it's hilarious how insults other celebrities and musicians like in Berserk -- the line about waking up with the ugly Kardashian in a Monte Carlo. He's kind of like Trump if Trump rapped and beat up hs exwives

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:22 AM (b/6cr)

598 "Lots of vulgarity, but it's hard to deny that the guy is extremely talented."

I usually can't stand cRAP, but that "The Monster "song of his was haunting, and the lyrics were well written.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 11:23 AM (VPLuQ)

599 Mayor Rahm
Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern
Chicago history to raise enough money to make a major pension payment
for police and firefighters next year, the mayor's City Council floor
leader and a City Hall source told the Chicago Tribune late Wednesday.

Glad I don't live in the windy city...

Posted by: Colin at September 03, 2015 11:24 AM (eoM8x)

600 Hey, new story on Drudge says a hacker is offering up Hillary's unreleased emails for $500 grand. Should we start taking up a collection?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:25 AM (ry4ab)

601 That's right. Rush Limbaugh thinks Michelle Obama is fat.

Also ill-mannered, with unfortunate RBF.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 03, 2015 11:26 AM (evdj2)

602 597 mynewhandle, also it's hilarious how insults other celebrities and musicians like in Berserk -- the line about waking up with the ugly Kardashian in a Monte Carlo. He's kind of like Trump if Trump rapped and beat up hs exwives
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:22 AM (b/6cr)


Yeah, he insults everyone. I like the analogy.

I usually can't stand cRAP, but that "The Monster "song of his was haunting, and the lyrics were well written.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2015 11:23 AM (VPLuQ)

Yeah, regardless of how you feel about rap, you can read his lyrics and its actually... I mean, it's like poetry.

Most rap songs, if you take the music away and just read the lyrics its like 'well, thats dumb as shit. how did this guy make millions saying "Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES!"

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:26 AM (AkOaV)

603 >>>Where's the damn art class?

Didn't they go blind when WeirdDave modelled for them?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:27 AM (E5UB0)

604 Michelle Obama chose to make her focus as FLOTUS the diet, weight, and fitness of children. By doing this, especially her quest to end the "child obesity epidemic" she invites people to evaluate her diet, fitness and weight. That is just natural - would people to criticize the host of "The Biggest Loser" if she weighed 250 lbs? Of course they would.

What Salon conveniently forgets is that Laura Bush got all kinds of guff with her focus as FLOTUS, reading and literature. Authors took great pleasure in refusing to attend her book festival or declined personal invitations from Laura because they hated her husband. Authors used to sniff that they didn't want Bush to select their book for his vacation reading.

Every FLOTUS gets criticism, some of it solely based on peoples' feeling for her spouse's politics. That's life.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

605 If Trump takes the pledge, what will be the Gope's next move to get rid of him? This should be interesting. I think Donald is holding a press conference either today or tomorrow. Bus's going to have the press eating out of his hand like always. He's masterful at it

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:28 AM (b/6cr)

606 Jay Z and Tupac are both similar, which is why they're still popular.

Rap has kind of undergone a melding with pop in the last 10 years. It's mostly just dumb pop lyrics over rap beats now.

Still some talented rappers out there though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:28 AM (AkOaV)

607 Jane Lynch is hilarious. Best in Show, Role Models, For Your Consideration, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, A Mighty Wind

The only one I've seen is Talladega Nights and I want those 2 hours back.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 03, 2015 11:29 AM (kQBSd)

608 Macklemore just wrote a rap about shopping for a Segway

its the stupidest thing ever

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)

609
So AZ has a freeway "sniper"
4 incidents reported on the I-10. 3 vehicles shot Sat, one Monday. From the pics I am guessing he is shooting at traffic going the other direction. He also likes to shoot at night when it's harder to see who did it. He's put some thought into it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 03, 2015 11:29 AM (uhftQ)

610 These kids clearly need to be re-educated!


http://tinyurl.com/p35kvuv


Almost 200 high school students in Missouri walked out of their classes to protest one a transgender student in senior year being allowed in the girls' bathroom.

Members of the Hillsboro High School in Hillsboro, Missouri, ditched two hours of lessons to object to Lila Perry, a 17-year-old senior, being granted access to female bathrooms.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:31 AM (fWAjv)

611 >>Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern
Chicago history...


Hope he has a plan to make up whatever revenue he was getting from the state's lottery.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

612 >>>> , if you take the music away and just read the lyrics its like 'well, thats dumb as shit. how did this guy make millions saying "Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES!

---

Lol. I know! Now there's the stupid Fistbump song. Have you heard that work of crap?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (b/6cr)

613 Perry, who wears a wig, makeup and skirts to school, used to use a unisex facilities meant for staff - but decided for this academic year she wanted to be allowed in the girls' bathrooms.



FAH Q

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (fWAjv)

614 RIP Art.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (LA7Cm)

615 Macklemore just wrote a rap about shopping for a Segway

its the stupidest thing ever
Posted by: ThunderB
---------------------------------------------------
Weird Al did a rap song "White and Nerdy" in which he rides a segway. He should sue Macklemore for plagiarism.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (E5UB0)

616 Every FLOTUS gets criticism, some of it solely based on peoples' feeling for her spouse's politics. That's life.



But when they start fvcking with kids lunches, they are fair game.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (wyNrR)

617 how did this guy make millions saying "Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES!"
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:26 AM (AkOaV)


Ha!

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)

618 >>Almost 200 high school students in Missouri walked out of their classes to protest one a transgender student in senior year being allowed in the girls' bathroom.

As Instapundit pointed out, he's not transgendered, he's a cross-dresser.

He has done nothing to change his gender - no hormones, plans to have the operation, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (NOIQH)

619 Hmm, 5 PRC ships including a naval landing ship seen in the Bering Sea near the Alaskan coast. Subtle, no?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (ry4ab)

620 Where's rdbrewer?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)

621 My dedication to my new campaign will match the amount of content on the blog this morning. You have my word.

Posted by: Mitt at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (iuN+e)

622 Glad I don't live in the windy city...

Sons of Bwitches have been preaching for years about not raising property taxes. Sales tax is 10.25 % in Crook County and we're probably the only county left in America where gas is still over $3. I wish my Grandfather would have picked Wisconsin over this shithole in 1910.

Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (ahBY0)

623 >>>Perry, who wears a wig, makeup and skirts to school, used to use a unisex facilities meant for staff - but decided for this academic year she wanted to be allowed in the girls' bathrooms.

Rick, or Katy?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:33 AM (E5UB0)

624

actual lyrics of new Macklemore song

"I went to the moped store, said "Fuck It"
Salesman's like "What up, what's your budget?"
And I'm like "Honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds"
He said, "I got the one for you, follow me"



magical story telling there

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

625 The only one I've seen is Talladega Nights and I want those 2 hours back.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 03, 2015 11:29 AM (kQBSd)


That movie's hysterical. Gary Cole cracks me up in everything he's in.

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:34 AM (lIU4e)

626 611 >>Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern
Chicago history...

... a UHaul franchise is Chicago is about to get busy.

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 11:34 AM (tfM+W)

627 I think it's a mistake for Trump to take the loyalty oath. It undercuts his main appeal.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (pTY38)

628 >>But when they start fvcking with kids lunches, they are fair game.


Oh, HELL YES!!

And make no mistake, this was not Michelle's original idea, she got it from a Center for American Progress (Soros-funded) policy paper.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (NOIQH)

629 Perry, who wears a wig, makeup and skirts to school, used to use a unisex facilities meant for staff - but decided for this academic year she he wanted to be allowed in the girls' bathrooms.


HE. No drugs, no surgery, no doctors.

HE just decided to wear a wig and clothers. Doesn't that just make him a simple crossdresser?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (wyNrR)

630 'Morning.

Apparently, my elbows make too much noise as I shift from mouse to keyboard.

#whyworkingwithwomensucks

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (vgIRn)

631 So Brady's balls are good to go then?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (0LHZx)

632 the only thing the loyalty oath thing did was make the Gope look like whiney chumps. again

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

633 Islamic nutcases would like to remind us that the 9/11 anniversary is upcoming. They're practicing.

(via kdabear twitter feed)


http://cbsloc.al/1KM5VkT

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 11:36 AM (TxJGV)

634 #stopshoutyelbows

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

635
Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern
Chicago history...

... a UHaul franchise is Chicago is about to get busy.

Posted by: USA at September 03, 2015 11:34 AM (tfM+W)







And Texas' population is set to bump up another percentage point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2015 11:37 AM (1QsMy)

636 Where's rdbrewer?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


#FreeRD!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:37 AM (/Ho8c)

637 Apparently, my elbows make too much noise as I shift from mouse to keyboard.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (vgIRn)


I don't even know what this means. How are your elbows making noise?

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (lIU4e)

638 Hope he has a plan to make up whatever revenue he was getting from the state's lottery.

Read something recently where the state can only write checks of $25,000 max for all lottery winners. Funny, I thought ticket sales paid the winners and the rest went to the schools, which are also broke. I may have to start drinking early today.

Posted by: dartist at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (ahBY0)

639 "Gary Cole cracks me up in everything he's in. "


Yes, I know there's a cougar in the car. I'm the one who put the cougar in the car.

Posted by: Reese Bobby at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)

640 I found Talladega Nights to be a scream, but then again, I'm a Moron.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (/Ho8c)

641 It ain't over till the fat lady in the orange pantsuit on a walker sings.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (laMCB)

642 Idk. I'm not sure it's a mistake to take the pledge. He's calling their bluff BC I think he thinks he can get the nomination. If they keep going after him, it just make his fans like him more. The next thing they will do is leak oppo research on him to the media

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (b/6cr)

643 Lol. I know! Now there's the stupid Fistbump song. Have you heard that work of crap?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:32 AM (b/6cr)

I have not. Honestly, I don't listen to the top 40 radio much anymore.

Mostly just hear new music when my girlfriend plays it for me.

I will admit to liking fetty waps "trap queen" though, so I guess I'm still hip.

I also had the great pleasure of being able to translate that song back in to English for a group of college kids recently who couldnt figure out what any of the lyrics were about.

"HE SELLS CRACK, MAN! Listen to it again" and everyones like 'ooooh'

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (AkOaV)

644 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (vgIRn)

Hate that you're going through it but I must admit I look forward to you posting her complaints.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

645
Islamic nutcases would like to remind us that the 9/11 anniversary is upcoming. They're practicing.

(via kdabear twitter feed)


http://cbsloc.al/1KM5VkT

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2015 11:36 AM (TxJGV)







Whoa. kdabear does more than compliance pics......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (1QsMy)

646 Apparently, my elbows make too much noise as I shift from mouse to keyboard.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains


I get the feeling your cow-workers object to your existence, basically.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (/Ho8c)

647 Where's rdbrewer?

Waldo ambushed him in the Pine Barrens. Word is he sleeps with the fishes now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 11:40 AM (9krrF)

648 626
611 >>Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern

Chicago history...



... a UHaul franchise is Chicago is about to get busy.
--------------
Oh look, Chicago is about to turn into a mega-sized version of every city in Ohio.
1. Democrat-controlled city government raises taxes and cuts services. 2. Middle-class and upper middle-class residents move to newly formed suburbs on the outer belt and commute to work.
3. Blue-collar residents are crushed by the tax burden, especially as stores and other businesses that employ them close or relocate to the outer belt.
4. Meanwhile millionaire donors to Democrat-controlled government don't care because the taxes are still chicken feed to them.


Posted by: exdem13 at September 03, 2015 11:40 AM (ry4ab)

649 631 So Brady's balls are good to go then?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (0LHZx)

Apparently.

Oh, I was out at a bar in Boston recently and to my surprise every single person in the bar thought Brady was innocent.

I was like, "well come on -- maybe they can't prove he's guilty, but we all know he's not innocent, right?"

crickets.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:40 AM (AkOaV)

650 #findRdBrewer

I know,
#twoweeks

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:40 AM (b/6cr)

651 Well, you have the right to your opinion but legally he can't be held accountable because he remains silent.

That's a fundamental Constitutional right. And it's good that it should be even though the martinets and Calvinists among us hate it.

We're not England you know where one's silence can be used as proof of guilt.

And they're the reason why we have that amendment as they used it quite freely at the time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2015 11:41 AM (x3GpS)

652 "HE SELLS CRACK, MAN! Listen to it again" and everyones like 'ooooh'

Posted by: mynewhandle


Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:41 AM (/Ho8c)

653 Art thread.

I like the artists use of paint here. Really makes the canvas stand out.


http://tinyurl.com/q6urxf9

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:41 AM (fWAjv)

654 Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive!
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 03, 2015 11:41 AM (/Ho8c)

Ha, yeah basically.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (AkOaV)

655 Bob, are you keeping a running list of co-worker's complaints?

I can't imagine what it's like to have someone complain about your elbows and *breathing*. Maybe HR would be motivated if you provided a list that documents how basically everything related to your existence is annoying?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (NOIQH)

656 Since all the candidates have to sign the loyalty pledge, does that mean Trump just collected their future endorsements?

Posted by: @votermom at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (cbfNE)

657 I don't even know what this means. How are your elbows making noise?
Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:38 AM (lIU4e)


They apparently roll/slide over my desk as I shift positions.

I cough occasionally, type loudly, and my breathing isn't always perfectly regular.

I pity the guy who has to live with this thing.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)

658 "Hey, Bryan...ever hear of a guy named Vince Foster?" -- HRC

Posted by: Tight5 at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (y4djL)

659 "This is why I like Trump. Note, I didn't say "support" Trump. His presence is fucking up the GOP-e plans but good."


This is my take on the whole Trump saga as well.


I will say though, I don't understand the anger at the GOP for making Trump sign a loyalty pledge. I actually think it was a shrewd move.

If Trump wants to run on a 3rd party, he's free to do so and has no such constraints.

I actually think the pledge will help Trump, which is why he's signing it.

Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (yrBta)

660 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)

Well clearly you need to be more silent. Like a ninja.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:43 AM (AkOaV)

661 658 "Hey, Bryan...ever hear of a guy named Vince Foster?" -- HRC
Posted by: Tight5 at September 03, 2015 11:42 AM (y4djL)

Ha, yeah, Bryan is going way out of his way to avoid Fort Marcy Park, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:43 AM (AkOaV)

662 I pity the guy who has to live with this thing.
--------------------

Never pity a cat.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (VndSC)

663 If it's not been mentioned, Trump is going to sign a pledge that he won't run independently if he loses the nomination.

Someone want to explain how they could force him not to?

What punishment could they demand? Why would he care as it would have to be civil and a civil suit takes a long time to resolve and Donald has lots of money and lawyers.

I don't understand how this could be enforceable.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (x3GpS)

664 Lol, mynew. That's hilarious. I grew up on metal and classic rock, but I've mellowed out a lot. I'm listening alternative stations now. Alt Nation is pretty good. There's some good music in that genre and don't have to hang my head anymore. It's easier on my neck

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (b/6cr)

665 Germany has an immigration problem. Nearly one and a half million new immigrants in the last year, while just under one million left the country. Of the nearly half million new immigrants, 61% are on welfare.

Breitbart London

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (W1rLi)

666 Hillary: "Hey Bryan! Let's meet up for lunch to catch up. There's free parking at Fort Marcy Park, I'll have my driver pick you up there and bring you in to DC."

Bryan: "fucccckkkkkk"

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:45 AM (AkOaV)

667 I would switch to strictly pencils and drat.... have to sharpen them. Again.

Electric or manual, both are good.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:45 AM (fWAjv)

668 Brady knew about it. The NFL couldn't find any evidence. Goodell gave him a bullshit 4 game suspension. The judge called him out on it.

Had it been a 1 game suspension, Brady probably would have just said, fuck it, I'll take the 1 game. But 4 games was so over the top, he had no choice but to fight it.

And as usual, Goodell comes out looking like an incompetent. How much does he make a year again? $10M or something like that. Jezus.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:45 AM (0LHZx)

669 why doesnt the office manager tell her she should bring her own set of noise canceling headphones and stop complaining

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

670 Excuse me I have gas.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at September 03, 2015 11:46 AM (l9UEg)

671 >>I will say though, I don't understand the anger at the GOP for making Trump sign a loyalty pledge. I actually think it was a shrewd move.


The article about it I read last week indicated that the SC and VA GOP leaders pushing this thought this was a super-clever way to keep Trump off the ballot. See, they figured he would balk and provide them a reason to do what they wanted: exclude him from their state's primary.
So, not about loyalty so much as stupid GOP games.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

672 665 Germany has an immigration problem. Nearly one and a half million new immigrants in the last year, while just under one million left the country. Of the nearly half million new immigrants, 61% are on welfare.

Breitbart London
Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (W1rLi)

___________

Bbbbbut diversity is strength!!
- every leftist

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:46 AM (0LHZx)

673 Kung-Fu Elbow?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 11:46 AM (LUgeY)

674 If it's not been mentioned, Trump is going to sign a pledge that he won't run independently if he loses the nomination.

Someone want to explain how they could force him not to?

What punishment could they demand? Why would he care as it would have to be civil and a civil suit takes a long time to resolve and Donald has lots of money and lawyers.

I don't understand how this could be enforceable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2015 11:44 AM (x3GpS)

It's not a legally binding contract or anything. If Trumps smart, he'll make it contingent on SOMETHING, then if he does want to run 3rd party he'll say "well, I only agreed to sign this if you agreed to support me. You didn't, so the agreement is null and void."

And that's all he'll need (politically) to get out of the agreement if he so chooses.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (AkOaV)

675 They apparently roll/slide over my desk as I shift positions.

I cough occasionally, type loudly, and my breathing isn't always perfectly regular.

I pity the guy who has to live with this thing.



If she winds up dying in her sleep, you'll know he finally got tired of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (wyNrR)

676 Didn't they go blind when WeirdDave modelled for them?
Getting poked in the eye isn't the same as going blind.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (7eC3Q)

677 It's like I tell all of my boys. Always put one in the brain!

Posted by: Waldo at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (evdj2)

678 HE. No drugs, no surgery, no doctors.

HE just decided to wear a wig and clothers. Doesn't that just make him a simple crossdresser?
Posted by: rickb223
-------------------------------------------------
Bruce has a lot to answer for. He is to aspiring trannies what Al Sharpton is to BLM. At least they're not shooting anyone.

Bruce should talk this guy down, though. "You need about $50K of work done on you. Until then, don't embarrass yourself, dude"

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (E5UB0)

679 44 million a year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 11:47 AM (2cS/G)

680 "I will say though, I don't understand the anger at the GOP for making Trump sign a loyalty pledge. I actually think it was a shrewd move. "

Where the fuck were these pledges in 2010 in Nevada and Delaware and Alaska and in 2012 in Indiana? Oh pledges only work in one direction, when the GOPe candidate needs help.

Fuck the pledge and fuck the GOPe.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (0LHZx)

681 "HE SELLS CRACK, MAN! Listen to it again" and everyones like 'ooooh'
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:39 AM (AkOaV)


That reminds me of an amusing discussion years ago about what exactly 'riding dirty' meant. In which we also sounded super innocent.

They apparently roll/slide over my desk as I shift positions.

Lord!

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (lIU4e)

682 So Kermit has a new girlfriend. She is suppose to be young, thin, chesty and a redhead.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (kQBSd)

683
Push carts will solve that German unemployment problem. Bratwurst carts on street corners selling beer and brats.

Every new immigrant gets a food cart he can push around Berlin.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (W1rLi)

684 Maybe that picture of Hillary is meant to be the art thread. If so, we've sunk to a new low wrt art.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)

685 44 a year? That's insane.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (0LHZx)

686 RIP

John Freds

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (JmGFJ)

687 I will say though, I don't understand the anger at the GOP for making Trump sign a loyalty pledge. I actually think it was a shrewd move.

Because the party deserves no loyalty. Loyalty oaths are what Bolsheviks do.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (pTY38)

688 That reminds me of an amusing discussion years ago about what exactly 'riding dirty' meant. In which we also sounded super innocent.

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (lIU4e)

Well, riding dirty can mean several things based on context, but it is usually used to describe a drug runner driving around with large quantities of drugs in the vehicle.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (AkOaV)

689 What punishment could they demand? Why would he care as it would have to be civil and a civil suit takes a long time to resolve and Donald has lots of money and lawyers.

I don't understand how this could be enforceable.




Could be why he said it. They will now get complacent, thinking he will abide by it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (wyNrR)

690 It's not a legally binding contract or anything. If Trumps smart, he'll make it contingent on SOMETHING, then if he does want to run 3rd party he'll say "well, I only agreed to sign this if you agreed to support me. You didn't, so the agreement is null and void."

And that's all he'll need (politically) to get out of the agreement if he so chooses.
Posted by: mynewhandle


Do you want him to run as an independent?

I mean here's the thing, if the goal is simply to make a Democrat win the White House in order to punish the GOP in 2016, why not just vote Democrat?

I guess I don't understand why so many conservatives want him to run as a 3rd party candidate that you know will simply mean a landslide win for either Biden or Hillary.

Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (yrBta)

691 Something not right about Kermit's girlfriend's eyes. Is it supposed to be asian or latin-o?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (E5UB0)

692 Where the fuck were these pledges in 2010 in Nevada and Delaware and Alaska and in 2012 in Indiana? Oh pledges only work in one direction, when the GOPe candidate needs help.

Fuck the pledge and fuck the GOPe.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:48 AM (0LHZx)


Yeah, no one made Merkowski (never actually learned how to spell her name ha) sign a loyalty pledge when she went write in third party after losing the R primary.

So fuck that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (AkOaV)

693

Loyalty is the last thing the GOP is entitled to require of anyone

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)

694
And as usual, Goodell comes out looking like an incompetent. How much does he make a year again? $10M or something like that. Jezus.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:45 AM (0LHZx)


He made $44 million in 2013 total comp. His annual is around $20 million.

Posted by: Timon at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (ZDJwC)

695 300 million dollars over 7 year contract. Ending 2019, if he lasts that long.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 03, 2015 11:51 AM (2cS/G)

696 RIP

Fred Johns

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2015 11:51 AM (JmGFJ)

697 @648 a mega-sized version of every city in Ohio.

You left out a step there at the end, something about to Go National:
5. Inner-city Dem fat cats try to merge city govt with all adjacent counties, so all those refugees can be taxed yet one more time to cover their "expenses."

see Carleton J. Finkbeiner, once and future Emperor of Lucas County

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 03, 2015 11:51 AM (xq1UY)

698 Do you want him to run as an independent?

I mean here's the thing, if the goal is simply to make a Democrat win the White House in order to punish the GOP in 2016, why not just vote Democrat?

I guess I don't understand why so many conservatives want him to run as a 3rd party candidate that you know will simply mean a landslide win for either Biden or Hillary.
Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:50 AM (yrBta)


Ummm... we'll see.

And yeah, if it's going to be some variation of GOPe v DEMe, then... fuck it, yeah I'd like to see Trump run third party.

And I'd love it if Sanders ran third party too when his establishment finds a way to DQ him (which shouldn't be too hard, since he's not, you know, a Democrat.)

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:51 AM (AkOaV)

699 >>I guess I don't understand why so many conservatives want him to run as a 3rd party candidate

I don't - that would be a disaster. Thought it was odd that the GOPe decided that it was a good idea to dare him to do it w/their loyalty pledge.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:51 AM (NOIQH)

700 Do you want him to run as an independent?

I guess I don't understand why so many conservatives want him to run as a 3rd party candidate that you know will simply mean a landslide win for either Biden or Hillary.


Why not. It's better than voting FOR the democrat, and it's not voting FOR the republican.

If my choice is jeb or any dem...screw it I'll vote dem, just to burn it down faster.

Posted by: GMan at September 03, 2015 11:52 AM (sxq57)

701 RWC, I agree on that art piece. You guys should check out his link. You'll really like it. Here it is again.

http://tinyurl.com/q6urxf9

Rdbrewer should post art like that IF HE WERE HERE!!

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:52 AM (b/6cr)

702 I actually think the pledge will help Trump, which is why he's signing it.

Trump signs.

GOPe screws Trump.

Trump backs Cruz.

GOPe shits bricks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 11:53 AM (9krrF)

703 Are y'all still here?

And *what* is that stench?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)

704 If Chicago would just engulf the surrounding suburbs, they would have enough population to form their own state. Two more democrat senators.

Detroit could do the same. Perhaps all the major bankrupt metropolitan urban centers could do it. We'd have five or ten new states, ten or twenty more democrat senators. Everybody wins.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (W1rLi)

705 Rdbrewer should post art like that IF HE WERE HERE!!

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:52 AM (b/6cr)


Oh, shoot. Now Rdbrewer died, too?

First Buzzion, then willow, now Rdbrewer?

Oh, the humanity!!!!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (kff5f)

706 Well, riding dirty can mean several things based on context, but it is usually used to describe a drug runner driving around with large quantities of drugs in the vehicle.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:49 AM (AkOaV)


I believe someone actually knew this, but they had learned it from someone else and enlightened the rest of us. Some other mynewhandle out there, handing out information to the more innocent

Posted by: Lea at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (lIU4e)

707 RIP

That guy from that thing with the stuff at that time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (JmGFJ)

708 Trump backs Cruz.

GOPe shits bricks.


The GOPe does not shit bricks if Cruz wins. They can handle Cruz. He plays ball.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (pTY38)

709 Trump signs.

GOPe screws Trump.

Trump backs Cruz.

GOPe shits bricks.


Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

With sugar on top.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 11:55 AM (LUgeY)

710
Rap is not music. It is discordant nonsense.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 03, 2015 11:55 AM (jeCnD)

711 Everybody wins

You keepa usin' that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 03, 2015 11:55 AM (kff5f)

712 TRUMP / CRUZ ticket would be teh awesome

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:55 AM (0LHZx)

713 The first 20 comments on the art thread are always so funny. I miss the art thread. RdBrewer, where have you gone to?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (b/6cr)

714 Everyone who runs for president is an egomaniac who thinks that America needs whatever agenda he's pushing. In that context, signing the loyalty pledge says that the republican party is more important than the USA.

Posted by: irright at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (zxnPQ)

715 So... I guess one thread for the day is good, right?

Posted by: Weasel at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (6xtq3)

716 And yeah, if it's going to be some variation of GOPe v DEMe, then... fuck it, yeah I'd like to see Trump run third party.

And I'd love it if Sanders ran third party too when his establishment finds a way to DQ him (which shouldn't be too hard, since he's not, you know, a Democrat.)
Posted by: mynewhandle

But you can always cast a protest vote or just write in "Trump".

I just don't see how giving the Democrats a guaranteed 40 state landslide helps our side.

Ross Perot did not make the GOP more conservative and didn't teach any lessons. In fact, the next Republican President was HW Bush's own son.

Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (yrBta)

717 I always thought riding dirty was driving a stolen car.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:57 AM (0LHZx)

718 The GOPe does not shit bricks if Cruz wins. They can handle Cruz. He plays ball.

Point taken. All I can figure then is that there will be some catch, "I will sign this silly oath IF..."

Makes zero sense otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 03, 2015 11:57 AM (9krrF)

719 Rap is not music. It is discordant nonsense.

I'd rather listen to bagpipes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 11:57 AM (LUgeY)

720 The GOP doesn't need a loyalty pledge, it needs an abstinence pledge.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2015 11:57 AM (VndSC)

721 But you can always cast a protest vote or just write in "Trump".

I just don't see how giving the Democrats a guaranteed 40 state landslide helps our side.

Ross Perot did not make the GOP more conservative and didn't teach any lessons. In fact, the next Republican President was HW Bush's own son.
Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (yrBta)

Because if my voice doesn't matter to either party, then neither party gets my vote.

It's as simple as that. I'm sick of voting AGAINST stuff, and would like to vote FOR something. If no one is going to be worth voting FOR, then I'm just rooting for injuries and enjoying the game.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:58 AM (AkOaV)

722 Hell, Murkowski got to keep her seniority and committee positions.

Screw the GOPe; way to show your spots.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 03, 2015 11:58 AM (q/kmn)

723 First Buzzion, then willow, now Rdbrewer?



Whew! We're safe. Death comes in threes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2015 11:58 AM (wyNrR)

724 I just don't see how giving the Democrats a guaranteed 40 state landslide helps our side.


Hopefully it will cause the GOP to fail and a conservative opposition party to arise.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 03, 2015 11:58 AM (evdj2)

725 Uh oh:

Just as email-gate looked to be winding down, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned a person claiming to be a computer specialist has come forward with the stunning news that 32,000 emails from Hillary Clinton's private email account are up for sale. The price tag --- a whopping $500,000!

Promising to give the trove of the former Secretary of State's emails to the highest bidder, the specialist is showing subject lines as proof of what appear to be legitimate messages.


Anyone surprised?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2015 11:58 AM (NOIQH)

726 Ross Perot did not make the GOP more conservative and didn't teach any lessons. In fact, the next Republican President was HW Bush's own son.
Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 11:56 AM (yrBta)

____________

1992 Perot runs

1994 Newt and Co win huge. And if I do recall correctly Newt and Co was kind of conservative, no?

And what Perot did was shift the conversation. Prior to 1992 nobody really talked about deficits. Within a few years of Perot's candidacy we had a balanced budget.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (0LHZx)

727 I know,Allen, everyone's dropping like flies around here. We have to get a handle on these sudden and mysterious deaths before it claims Maetenloch or Ace. I won't be able to handle that if it comes to losing one of them to this plague

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (b/6cr)

728 Ross Perot did not make the GOP more conservative and didn't teach any lessons. In fact, the next Republican President was HW Bush's own son.

Because the point is not to make the DOPe more conservative or teach a lesson. They've had plenty of lessons. This is the final exam. They pass, or we burn the thing to the ground (or, I suppose, THEY burn the thing to the ground).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (kff5f)

729 717 I always thought riding dirty was driving a stolen car.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 11:57 AM (0LHZx)

I suppose it could mean that under certain circumstances.

It essentially means "driving around with something that could get me arrested" as opposed to "driving clean" which is driving around with nothing that could get you in trouble.

But 90% of the time it refers to drugs.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (AkOaV)

730 Third party runs are stupid.

The GOP needs to be ransacked from within. It can be done. But Trump and Cruz are the only possible men for the job.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (s/yC1)

731 727 I know,Allen, everyone's dropping like flies around here
--------------------

Those flies are here because of everyone.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (VndSC)

732 you want some art? here's some art:

http://tinyurl.com/qbx2a6q

Posted by: mallfly at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (qSIlh)

733 I'm out of predictions. Would have never guessed three months ago that Obama would release the hounds on the Clintons.

It's a Modern Day Game of Thrones - without the T&A.

Posted by: Irony at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (3FBAK)

734 All else being equal do you think President El Jeb would be any different than President Hillary?

Maybe on the margins here and there but on the big stuff....not at all. They both want amnesty, they both want more spending, they both love common core, they'd both appoint liberals to SCOTUS.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (0LHZx)

735 @704 - Perhaps we do need a realignment. And while we're at it consolidate some of those New England colonial-legacy postage stamps like Rhode Island into a real state. We'll keep the thirteen stripes on the flag for historical reference.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (o+SC1)

736 I like the artists use of paint here. Really makes the canvas stand out.


http://tinyurl.com/q6urxf9

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 03, 2015 11:41 AM (fWAjv)
------------------

I'd hit it...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (HSmrB)

737 Oh well guess we're going to have to continue on with the myth that Brady is a great QB. A shame.

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (zt+N6)

738 Posted by: mallfly at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (qSIlh)

That might be worse than Maddog's spiders.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (kff5f)

739 It's a Modern Day Game of Thrones - without the T&A.
---------------------

Main two reasons for that - Mooch and Cankles.

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (VndSC)

740 Somewhere in a damp underground bunker, a furry awakens.

Posted by: Herman Lackluster at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (W1rLi)

741 Just like "bandos" reference an abandoned house. Now typically thats a house where people use drugs, but I suppose in certain contexts it could be a foreclosed house that a rapper wishes to invest in and flip.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (AkOaV)

742 He will not run as an independent...

Looks at the American Constitution Party, or the Reform Party....

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (qh617)

743 @ 719



Bagpipes are awesome and will make the hair on your neck stand up.

Almost seems that Amazing Grace was specifically written for them.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (jeCnD)

744 It's a Modern Day Game of Thrones - without the T&A.
Posted by: Irony at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (3FBAK)

__________

Given the cast of the show - Hillary, Moochelle, Chelsea, etc...thank God there's no T&A

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 12:02 PM (0LHZx)

745 @733 - It would trouble me not in the least to have Hillary locked up for a while, and I'd be downright cheerful if the rest of the unit were filled with Obama and his cronies past and present.

As I've said about this administration pretty much from the first month onward: That's not a Cabinet, that's a Cellblock.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at September 03, 2015 12:02 PM (o+SC1)

746 >>> 731 727 I know,Allen, everyone's dropping like flies around here
--------------------

Those flies are here because of everyone.

----

It's the fault of whoever brought up Lil Wayne and rotten teeth. It stunk up the thread in a serious way.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 12:02 PM (b/6cr)

747 nood ewok

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 12:02 PM (AkOaV)

748 743 @ 719



Bagpipes are awesome and will make the hair on your neck stand up.

Almost seems that Amazing Grace was specifically written for them.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (jeCnD)

Amen. Plus, if you listen to Scotland the Brave on bagpipes and don't want to pick up your claymore and start slaying Englishmen, you're completely dead inside.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2015 12:02 PM (2Ojst)

749 992 Perot runs

1994 Newt and Co win huge. And if I do recall correctly Newt and Co was kind of conservative, no?

And what Perot did was shift the conversation. Prior to 1992 nobody really talked about deficits. Within a few years of Perot's candidacy we had a balanced budget.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016


The budget was balanced primarily because the Cold War ended. Also, Clinton got through a massive tax hike.

Ross Perot is not why we had a surplus in the 90s.

Also, Ross Perot wanted to put a massive gas tax in order to balance the budget, so I don't see that as a conservative solution to our budget problems as Democrats basically talk the same game of massive tax hikes in order to balance budgets.

Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 12:03 PM (yrBta)

750 741 Just like "bandos" reference an abandoned house. Now typically thats a house where people use drugs, but I suppose in certain contexts it could be a foreclosed house that a rapper wishes to invest in and flip.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 03, 2015 12:01 PM (AkOaV)

___________

Yo, yo, yo. Check out that bando, yo. If I can get a 2.5% APR mortgage and rent it out at $1200 a month, I can easily get a 10% return on my investment....yo.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 12:03 PM (0LHZx)

751 727 I know,Allen, everyone's dropping like flies around here. We have to get a handle on these sudden and mysterious deaths before it claims Maetenloch or Ace. I won't be able to handle that if it comes to losing one of them to this plague

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 11:59 AM (b/6cr)


Uh oh.... slow moving Moron Rapture?

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 03, 2015 12:03 PM (qh617)

752 Oh my gosh, irongrandpa, I absolutely love Amazing Grace on bagpipes. It's so incredibly gorgeous

Posted by: L, Elle at September 03, 2015 12:04 PM (b/6cr)

753 oh, new thread, by the way.

Posted by: mallfly at September 03, 2015 12:04 PM (qSIlh)

754 Ross Perot is not why we had a surplus in the 90s.

__________

He's not THE reason, but he certainly shifted the discussion towards deficits and over spending.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 03, 2015 12:04 PM (0LHZx)

755 It's as simple as that. I'm sick of voting AGAINST stuff, and would like to vote FOR something. If no one is going to be worth voting FOR, then I'm just rooting for injuries and enjoying the game.

I voted for a smaller, less intrusive and less expensive government that obeys the Constitution always, and a growing economy with a diversity of opportunity for all.

I voted against out-of-control spending, political pandering to radical, leftwing fringe groups, an activist judiciary, and idiot politicians who believe in the AGW Hoax.

So far, I'm batting -1.000. I haven't gotten one fucking thing I've voted for or against.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 12:05 PM (LUgeY)

756 Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to call for the largest property tax increase in modern
Chicago history...

... a UHaul franchise is Chicago is about to get busy.

Posted by: USA


And Chicago will keep voting Democrat.

I will say I'm a little optimistic that Illinois and Maryland both threw out the Democrats over taxes.

Posted by: McAdams at September 03, 2015 12:06 PM (nq/J2)

757 Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 12:03 PM (yrBta)

Totally disagree.

Note, as soon as Ross Perot was no longer a threat to the two party Monopoly on power... they got rid of Newt, and Washington went back to its normal overspending ways.... and it was done by BOTH parties.

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 03, 2015 12:07 PM (qh617)

758 Almost seems that Amazing Grace was specifically written for them.

That was sorta my point. You're right. AG nearly brings me to tears every time I hear it. I can't watch the movie Backdraft when they play it.

IIRC, AG wasn't adapted for the pipes until the early '70's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 03, 2015 12:08 PM (LUgeY)

759 He's not THE reason, but he certainly shifted the discussion towards deficits and over spending.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016

The deficit has been a major topic for decades in American politics. Perot got traction because he was an unusual, colorful figure that spent obscene money on his campaign, but he was basically an FDR Democrat and had Big Government solutions to our problems.

And really, nothing happened from giving Clinton 2 terms in office, we just had a few years where we took in more than we spent, the National Debt was never paid off.

It was worth getting a massive tax hike, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 9/11, etc just to teach Bush Sr a lesson

Posted by: Coolio at September 03, 2015 12:10 PM (yrBta)

760 If I can't be POTUS then I am not voting for anybody

Posted by: Righter at September 03, 2015 12:13 PM (r59Kk)

761 The GOPe does not shit bricks if Cruz wins. They can handle Cruz. He plays ball.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 03, 2015 11:54 AM (pTY3

You know you've crept out into the darkness of the fringe if you believe Ted Cruz is too much of an Establishment figure.

Posted by: troyriser at September 03, 2015 12:18 PM (Bvf82)

762 He better not be taking Grandma Hipflask's 5th.
She needs that to stay lubed.

Posted by: Hank at September 03, 2015 12:25 PM (xK8RR)

763 Apparently, my elbows make too much noise as I shift from mouse to keyboard.

#whyworkingwithwomensucks

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 03, 2015 11:35 AM (vgIRn)


Clearly, you need to buy a better grade of elbow grease.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2015 12:36 PM (aRgrb)

764 It's a Modern Day Game of Thrones - without the T&A.

Posted by: Irony at September 03, 2015 12:00 PM (3FBAK)


Considering it's Cankles, praise the Lord there is no T and A.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2015 12:49 PM (aRgrb)

765 Scooter Libby was convicted when his recollection about the time Dick Cheney didn't out Valerie Plame, didn't match other people's secret testimony about the time Dick Cheney didn't out Valerie Plame.

Stupidest prosecution ever. Gives anybody in a group larger than two a legit claim to take the Fifth.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2015 03:36 PM (EioIi)

766 We discuss all things sidebar here right? I'm a lurker, never posted on the "Top Headlines" thread so forgive me if I'm breaking protocol.

The article on Dean Jones says that the Christian Rescue Fund is "a support group for Christians, Jews and others who have been persecuted because of their faith."

The author makes it sound like Mr. Jones was ran some kind of rehab clinic. But it was so much more than that. Dean Jones worked with international organizations and the US government to free oppressed and imprisoned Christians and Jews in other countries. The man did a lot of good.

Just thought someone should point that out.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 03, 2015 04:20 PM (cBOY2)

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