Morning Thread (8-21-2015)

Happy Friday! There ain't many summer 2015 ones left.

Posted by: Andy at 06:32 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at August 21, 2015 06:33 AM (sW39+)

2 Jump!

Posted by: m at August 21, 2015 06:33 AM (ELEPX)

3 Haha! YES! First! Think I'll go back to bed, wake up the wife. :-)

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at August 21, 2015 06:33 AM (sW39+)

4 4th?

Good morning pixel people!

Posted by: Gmac - banned at home - #twoweeks at August 21, 2015 06:35 AM (4pjhs)

5 Good morning Gentlefappers.

I'm off today. Apart from a doctor's appointment, the day is open.

Schedule the perfect day for me. And....GO!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 21, 2015 06:36 AM (jR7Wy)

6
A new Marquette poll of Wisconsin has Scott Walker leading in the state among Republican candidates, but thats about the only good news it brings for the governor.

Presidential candidates are generally expected to carry their home states, but the survey shows Walker trailing Hillary Clinton in a general election by ten points, 52-42, in a hypothetical matchup. Former Florida governor Jeb Bush trails her by five points and Donald Trump trails her by 16.

NR - The Corner

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2015 06:37 AM (kdS6q)

7 6th?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 21, 2015 06:37 AM (DGrkU)

8 Morning all.

I hope that cheating liar Moo Moo chokes on his breakfast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 06:38 AM (DUoqb)

9
Why Trump Will Never Make the Ballot by Stuart Stevens*

http://tinyurl.com/pgqpmwv

*Chief strategist for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, so feel free to point and laugh at him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2015 06:39 AM (kdS6q)

10 Today in History.

Hawaii becomes the 50th State.

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

I miss Vic.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 06:40 AM (y1PKa)

11 T - 33 for my weekend launch daywalkers.
Of course it's into radio silence but hey, piss off the right people and you can get IP banned too!

Posted by: Gmac - banned at home - #twoweeks at August 21, 2015 06:41 AM (4pjhs)

12
The executive director of the Louisiana GOP spent $176 on Ashley Madison, a website for people seeking affairs, but he says he wasnt using it to cheat.

Jason Dore acknowledged that his name is on the list released by hackers this week, according to The Times-Picayune. But he said he used the account strictly for "opposition research."

Politico



Giggity.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2015 06:41 AM (kdS6q)

13 First morning here with my new glasses. Gotta say you all are a lot sharper looking than I thought.

Posted by: Molly k at August 21, 2015 06:41 AM (zS+qK)

14 "I hope that cheating liar Moo Moo chokes on his breakfast'

What did he do this time?

Or Just GP?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 06:41 AM (y1PKa)

15 Has anyone heard from Vic since his last news update?

Posted by: Gmac - banned at home - #twoweeks at August 21, 2015 06:43 AM (4pjhs)

16 The end of the GOPe--an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at August 21, 2015 06:44 AM (o9lmn)

17 I'm starting to think Hillary could devour a PP fetus or join ISIS and behead someone on all the major networks, and she'd still win.

That's what I'd like to ask a supporter: is there anything she could do, even in theory that would upset you so much that you wouldn't vote for her?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 21, 2015 06:44 AM (DGrkU)

18 And... is Vic still on "vacation" with Maygynz Kelly?

Posted by: Anti-socialist at August 21, 2015 06:44 AM (o9lmn)

19 @17. And the answer is "become a Republican".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 21, 2015 06:47 AM (/HC6x)

20 DC and surrounding areas would be a ghost town if all the felons were simultaneously sent to prison.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at August 21, 2015 06:51 AM (sJuKe)

21 "I hope that cheating liar Moo Moo chokes on his breakfast'

What did he do this time?

Or Just GP?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 06:41 AM (y1PKa)


Yesterday on the thread about the fake black guy with black lives matter: That scumbag moo moo said he has an hispanic sounding last name even though he is NOT hispanic. But he would encourage his children to say they were hispanic to get into Yale instead of a "shitty State School" ( His words not mine) and was proud of it that he would cheat and lie and even kept defending it and call us that are honest fools. Shit like that---go read the thread. He is the low life scumbag of all time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 06:53 AM (DUoqb)

22 20
DC and surrounding areas would be a ghost town if all the felons were simultaneously sent to prison.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me

Maybe, but think of how the new government would operate!
Total fear of the populace!

Posted by: Gmac - banned at home - #twoweeks at August 21, 2015 06:54 AM (4pjhs)

23


DAY 1,018

445 to go (518 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

24

ANNOUNCING:


Cutjibnewsletter.com


We're live, fellow babies!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

25 I changed my nic from Mr. Dave a couple of months ago because of Mr. Moo Moo. I didn't want any of that stank on me.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:01 AM (rjTvY)

26 Yay!

Posted by: sinalco at August 21, 2015 07:02 AM (wmGv+)

27

Happy Morning to ya!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:02 AM (qCMvj)

28 I hope no one confused me with that Moo Moo guy.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at August 21, 2015 07:03 AM (u5gzz)

29
So, North Korea is now mobilizing? Over at Puffington Ho.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:03 AM (St6BJ)

30 28 I hope no one confused me with that Moo Moo guy.
Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at August 21, 2015 07:03 AM (u5gzz)


Nah, it's all good.

Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at August 21, 2015 07:04 AM (St6BJ)

31 http://tinyurl.com/pgqpmwv

*Chief strategist for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, so feel free to point and laugh at him.



Although they deny it to the death, I have watched the Romney supporters become the biggest , venom-filledTrump-bashers.

Grump928(c) compared them to Japanese soldiers found in the jungle in the 1960's still fighting WWII.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:05 AM (HJqXj)

32 I pretty much just ignore ohmybuttz/achin whenever I see him.

I think he is just somebodies sock anyway. Trolling when he sees the chance.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 07:05 AM (y1PKa)

33 Well done J.J. Got the window open to read your inaugural address while everyone staggers to their 'puters. Off like a dirty shirt. Back later.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:05 AM (rjTvY)

34 I long ago advocated US troops out of South Korea.

Bastards wouldn't help in Iraq.

I say let them handle North Korea on their own.

Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2015 07:05 AM (2Ocf1)

35

AUGUST 21ST: NATIONAL SENIOR CITIZENS DAY
Now this is the holiday for which Reagan would have wanted to be remembered. On August 19th, 1988, a proclamation was made by the then-president that deemed August 21st as a national day to give older US citizens thanks and a heartfelt salute.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:06 AM (qCMvj)

36 anchor babies are heavy.

Posted by: redenzo at August 21, 2015 07:08 AM (WCnJW)

37

The GOP establishment's nightmare: What if the race comes down to Trump versus Ted Cruz?

one can dream

hotair.com

Is that what those "secret" chats between Cruz and Trump are about? Some master plan to clear the rest of the GOP field between them? Suddenly I'm imagining a "special message" from Trump next spring, aired live from his office in Trump Tower, in which he reveals that his candidacy was actually part of an elaborate pincer movement to outwit the GOP donor class and pave the way for the man he's really supporting for president -- at which point Ted Cruz steps into frame. Then they both laugh mwa-ha-ha style as Karl Rove, watching from home, leaps to his feet and covers his mouth in astonishment. My God -- it's all so clear now.

ahhh, one can dream

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:09 AM (qCMvj)

38 that is journalism today; basically hacks, scum and shysters pitching
story ideas to "journalists" as opposed to the latter actually going out
and hunting actual news stories to report. Or, in a word,
prostitution. Apologies to the ladies and transvestitejunk-tuckers who
work hard for the money.



Nice J.J. !

You already have more journalistic integrity than your employer!

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:10 AM (HJqXj)

39

Brig. Gen. Frederick Payne, USMC.

Decorated fighter pilot America's oldest surviving ace has passed away at age 104.

His only brush with death was when returning from a mission, while flying with malaria(!), he passed out after throwing up in his oxygen mask. As his plane dove under 8,000 feet he woke up, recovered and landed without incident.

Of 1,450 credited aces, there are only 71 left.

Well done sir and thank you. Godspeed.


Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at August 21, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

40
AAh! Poo sock off!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)

41 34 I long ago advocated US troops out of South Korea.

Bastards wouldn't help in Iraq.

I say let them handle North Korea on their own.
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2015 07:05 AM (2Ocf1)
----

The young S Koreans were bitching about us even back when I was TDY there ages ago. Why are you imperialists even here?!?!? they whined. Talk about having no sense of history! Of course, by claiming to be a vassal state they could excuse their corrupt government.

Didn't Dubya make tentative plans to pull out, and they started squawking? Kinda like the German government did.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 21, 2015 07:12 AM (jR7Wy)

42 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 06:53 AM (DUoqb)

I Feel sorry for his kids. Imagine having such contemptible scum for a parent

Although I suspey Moo is now just trolling us to get reactions - he knows how much he's despised here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 21, 2015 07:12 AM (+XMAD)

43 ahhh, one can dream

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


VP is not a bad job for a guy as young as Cruz.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:12 AM (HJqXj)

44
Thanks, Meathead and Dave, and all! Please comment and as we get going, pass the word.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)

45 I think I got the First! at your site Sefton.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:13 AM (rjTvY)

46 45 I think I got the First! at your site Sefton.
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:13 AM (rjTvY)


Ooh! I'm all a-twitter! Well, not Twitter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

47 I mean suspect.

Traded in my old home desktop PC for a laptop and I always seem to have more trouble typing on a laptop.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 21, 2015 07:16 AM (+XMAD)

48 Peeked in at cutjibnewsletter.com. Congrats.
I hadn't known--what you say there--that J. J. Sefton isn't your real name. Maybe just me.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2015 07:17 AM (ELEPX)

49 Gooooooooood morning and happy Friday!

Posted by: DangerGirl: Hardliner, Reactionary and All-Around Wackobird at August 21, 2015 07:17 AM (KB6If)

50

Maine Sign Language Interpreter Has to Pay Nearly $1K in Fees Each Year to Legally Work

Who knew?

http://dailysign.al/1EHjmfk

Arricka Nowland is no stranger to fees.

Fees to renew her certification as an American Sign Language (ASL) interpreter in the state of Maine, fees to renew her national certification with the Registry of Interpreters for the Deaf (RID), fees to take required continuing education courses--she's seen and paid them all.

It's all a part of Maine's occupational licensing agenda, or the process by which the state regulates workers, seeking to protect consumers' health and safety interests as well as provide benefits to workers.


It's the second most expensive one.

The first is Cathodic Protection Testers, individuals who ensure corrosion is not affecting various metallic structures, who pay roughly $1,500 per year in fees.

dailysignal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:19 AM (qCMvj)

51 say they were hispanic to get into Yale instead of a "shitty State
School" ( His words not mine) and was proud of it that he would cheat
and lie and even kept defending it and call us that are honest fools.
Shit like that---go read the thread. He is the low life scumbag of all
time


NGU

He should be banned based on that stupid nick alone. Every time he posts with that nick he is telling the Morons at AoS that we are so weak-minded and governed by our sekret Sokon! code that we would put Huck or Akin in office by preference.

His amoral screeds show him to be more of a Machiavellian libertine/libertarian than anything else.

There is something basic missing in that one.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:20 AM (HJqXj)

52 48 Peeked in at cutjibnewsletter.com. Congrats.
I hadn't known--what you say there--that J. J. Sefton isn't your real name. Maybe just me.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2015 07:17 AM (ELEPX)

See the movie "Stalag 17."

And thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

53 Morning sunshines!!

Got my coffee & life is good!

'Cept for all of that crazy crap going on all over the world......and here

Posted by: Ruth at August 21, 2015 07:20 AM (oo88B)

54 artisinal, if Trump gets that close, there is no way his ego allows him to step aside

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2015 07:21 AM (ztOda)

55 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:21 AM (kff5f)

56 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:21 AM (kff5f)

57 That's a great name for the site too, until Burge catches on and makes you drink mass quantities of Shiner and ride in his hot rod.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:22 AM (rjTvY)

58 Any of the DFW Morons on line?

Well, besides me. Obviously I'm here, or I couldn't be asking the question.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:22 AM (kff5f)

59
Trump scores again: Tells a hack that he'll keep saying "anchor babies."

That's 2 confirmed and 1 probable for the "red" baron.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)

60 ANNOUNCING:

Cutjibnewsletter.com

We're live, fellow babies!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)


Is the host server in an attic bathroom?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:23 AM (qCMvj)

61 You're a damn good writer J.J. I wish I had that ability. I can barely type out what i do without 4 or 5 errors per sentence.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 07:23 AM (y1PKa)

62 artisanal, the Guild is jealous of their prerogatives and charter.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2015 07:23 AM (ztOda)

63 ...Machiavellian libertine/libertarian ...

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:20 AM (HJqXj)
----

Hey now, nothing intrinsically wrong with any of that.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 21, 2015 07:24 AM (jR7Wy)

64

Evidently it was Time's idea, but the Bald Eagle stunt definitely sticks with you.

Not only is it "ANIMALS!", but majestic, patriotic..

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:24 AM (qCMvj)

65 I can barely type out what i do without 4 or 5 errors per sentence.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois.


My brotha!

I KNOW RIGHT

I mean it's not like English is my native language or anything.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (HJqXj)

66 61 You're a damn good writer J.J. I wish I had that ability. I can barely type out what i do without 4 or 5 errors per sentence.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 07:23 AM (y1PKa)


Much appreciated. My problem is mostly finding the material to write/comment on and to try and add something new. Ace, G-d love him, cranks it out. Then again, every now and again he pulls one of those "Is This Something?" deals.

Hmm . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (St6BJ)

67 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

Ooooh...

Can I play?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (kff5f)

68 Excellentomundo, JJ!

I can hear "our" JJ speakin' his piece. Well, I can't really hear you because I've never heard you, but you get my drift....

Keep on doin' that thing!

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (0atQl)

69 60 Is the host server in an attic bathroom?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:23 AM (qCMvj)


I hope so!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ)

70 Tells a hack that he'll keep saying "anchor babies."

Unfortunately, he didn't add: and you'll like it! to the statement.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2015 07:26 AM (ztOda)

71 67 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

Ooooh...

Can I play?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (kff5f)


Do your salt and scatter schtick! Hell yes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)

72 Hey now, nothing intrinsically wrong with any of that.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage


It's all Cheetos and weed and theories and fun until they start chopping up live babies.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:27 AM (HJqXj)

73 Looks like the DOW is finally going to auto correct now that both the US and China have quit artificially propping it up with QE Infinity.

My bet is ~15,000 to stabilize at by years end unless the Fed or China blinks. Still way higher than it should be, but it is going to take a long time to flush out all of that artificial cash pumped into it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2015 07:27 AM (iONHu)

74 68 Excellentomundo, JJ!

I can hear "our" JJ speakin' his piece. Well, I can't really hear you because I've never heard you, but you get my drift....

Keep on doin' that thing!
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:25 AM (0atQl)


Dude, you keep me honest here and I love our bi-play. Wait, that don't sound right. But come on over and do your thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:28 AM (St6BJ)

75 Comment awaiting moderation.

Note to Hordelings going over to JJS's new blog to say hello, you can leave the stroke-i and stroke-b tags off of your nic. Congratulations !

And g'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2015 07:30 AM (go6ud)

76 Cutjibnewsletter.com I see you are getting a lot of positive comments J. J., but we need to talk.

Posted by: Turdelle at August 21, 2015 07:30 AM (22uju)

77 Anchor baby
Coming over the border tonight
Anchor baby
Natural born citizen right?
Anchor baby
Gonna get deported goodbye.

Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2015 07:30 AM (BO/km)

78 @73

Hopefully everyone has diversified their portfolios with things that have real value like gold, silver and brass jacketed ammunition.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 07:31 AM (Bc3UT)

79 Looks like the DOW is finally going to auto correct now that both the US and China have quit artificially propping it up with QE Infinity.

My bet is ~15,000 to stabilize at by years end unless the Fed or China blinks. Still way higher than it should be, but it is going to take a long time to flush out all of that artificial cash pumped into it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2015 07:27 AM (iONHu)


Iran deal passes, I bet it jumps. So many Fortune 500's and so forth queuing up in Tehran. This will give the stockholders and stakeholders more $.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (qCMvj)

80 Riddle me this Bill O'R. How does someone crossing the border illegally enables the legal act of conferring citizenship?

Posted by: Man wo/Face at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (/2E+M)

81 JJ Sefton, I like the layout of cutjibnewsletter.com - I'm adding it to my reading list.
:~D

Posted by: Ruth at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (oo88B)

82 JJ, it won't be long before you start gettin' fan mail! Once the World Wide Dweebs latch on, there'll be no stopping them!

Allow me to provide a sample....

I really love your blog.. Pleasant colors theme. Did you
make this website yourself? Please reply back as I'm trying
to create my own personal site and would love to find out where
you got this from or just what the theme is called.

Appreciate it!

Look at my web site: www.catfilters.nork

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (0atQl)

83 Riddle me this Bill O'R. How does someone crossing the border illegally enables the legal act of conferring citizenship?
Posted by: Man wo/Face at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (/2E+M)


He read "part" of the wording, while Levin read the entire thing.

So sick of this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:35 AM (qCMvj)

84 Make that CBD & JJ Sefton, I like the layout of cutjibnewsletter.com - I'm adding it to my reading list.
:~D

(Only half a cup of coffee into the day....)

Posted by: Ruth at August 21, 2015 07:35 AM (oo88B)

85 Having allowed myself to be suckered in by Moo-Moo's comments I think he is generally just here to troll. He usually shows up somewhere near lunchtime. He probably gets his lunch and then comes on this website to get a reaction. I'm not even sure how much he really believes, how much is truth and how much is just button pushing, but com'on-women attacking his wife because she doesn't go to church regularly? That sounds likely./sarc. Maybe lots of the other stuff is made up too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 07:35 AM (OSs/l)

86 ***JJ, it won't be long before you start gettin' fan mail!

Read that as fap mail...

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 21, 2015 07:36 AM (rjTvY)

87
Angie's List payola

(not linking to Daily Beast but interesting story)
But a Philadelphia woman punched holes in the airtight model this March,alleging that the company "does not help members find the 'best' service
provider, but rather the one who paid the most money to Angie's List."
The
plaintiff, Janell Moore, who filed the class action suit in March, says
she became suspicious of Angie's List after a contractor she hired from
the company failed to finish remodeling her kitchen and refused to
refund her $4,000. Moore claims it was only after leaving a negative
review of the company that she was able to see other negative reviews,
which led her to believe that the rating system wasn't done fairly.


Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:36 AM (HJqXj)

88 J. J., why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me you thought I was "muscle bound?" Had to read it at Cutjibnewsletter.com

Posted by: Turdelle at August 21, 2015 07:36 AM (22uju)

89 Somebody better tell J.J.'s "moderator" to get on the job.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 21, 2015 07:37 AM (y1PKa)

90 75 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2015 07:30 AM (go6ud)

84 Posted by: Ruth at August 21, 2015 07:35 AM (oo88B)

Thanks, kids. CBD set this thing up so I have no idea how to operate the controls.

Will try and make at least one post per day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

91 88 J. J., why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me you thought I was "muscle bound?" Had to read it at Cutjibnewsletter.com
Posted by: Turdelle at August 21, 2015 07:36 AM (22uju)


That was the other Turdelle, Turdelle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ)

92 TRUMP MIGHT NOT CANCEL OBAMA'S DEAL WITH IRAN EITHER

"If the deal gets rejected they (Iran) still get all of this money."

Really? I didn't know either.


http://therightscoop.com/trump-might-not-cancel-obamas-deal-with-iran-either/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:38 AM (qCMvj)

93 82 Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:33 AM (0atQl)


I now end my letters and tell people "remain blessed."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ)

94 92 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:38 AM (qCMvj)

If he said that, then he really shot himself in the foot. Had he full-throatedly declared the deal DOA on day one of his presidency, he would have added another 6 points to his lead.

And I thought Ted Cruz was his consigliere?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)

95 Now I'M mad at Cutjibnewsletter.com Should you choose to continue this vicious attack on me with your "newsletter" you will hear from my attorneys at Blindem, Robem, and Sue-em.

Posted by: The Other Turdelle at August 21, 2015 07:41 AM (22uju)

96
Actually, Turdelle might be a good moniker for McCocksickle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:42 AM (St6BJ)

97 If he said that, then he really shot himself in the foot. Had he full-throatedly declared the deal DOA on day one of his presidency, he would have added another 6 points to his lead.

And I thought Ted Cruz was his consigliere?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)


listen to what he says
watch the video

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:42 AM (qCMvj)

98 My anchor baby solution. Allow a reasonable time for the illegal foreign parents to apply for the appropriate overseas birth paperwork at their respective consulate, say a month. After that, the young American is removed from the care of the criminals, issued an American birth certificate and is placed into care for adoption -- by Americans. The criminal biological parents are deported with prejudice, after paying for hospital costs.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2015 07:42 AM (ztOda)

99 Congrats, JJ.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 21, 2015 07:43 AM (KlVdw)

100 Riddle me this Bill O'R. How does someone crossing the border illegally enables the legal act of conferring citizenship?

Posted by: Man wo/Face


A commenter brought up an excellent point yesterday. If you take this theory of conferred citizenship by location to it's conclusion , the children of the soldiers of an invading enemy military force would receive instant citizenship.

It's ridiculous on it's face .

(no offense Man wo/Face)

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:43 AM (HJqXj)

101 87
Angie's List payola

(not linking to Daily Beast but interesting story)
But a Philadelphia woman punched holes in the airtight model this March,alleging that the company "does not help members find the 'best' service
provider, but rather the one who paid the most money to Angie's List."
The
plaintiff, Janell Moore, who filed the class action suit in March, says
she became suspicious of Angie's List after a contractor she hired from
the company failed to finish remodeling her kitchen and refused to
refund her $4,000. Moore claims it was only after leaving a negative
review of the company that she was able to see other negative reviews,
which led her to believe that the rating system wasn't done fairly. "

I stopped considering going back to Angie's List after they declared Indianas Law about religious freedom was a bad thing....

Posted by: Ruth at August 21, 2015 07:43 AM (oo88B)

102 Why didn't Cutjibnewsletter.com have the courtesy of giving me a mention?

Posted by: Another Turdelle at August 21, 2015 07:44 AM (22uju)

103 compare it to

JEB BUSH REFUSES TO SAY IF HE'LL TEAR UP IRAN DEAL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:45 AM (qCMvj)

104 Maine Sign Language Interpreter Has to Pay Nearly $1K in Fees Each Year to Legally Work



Srsly Maine? You need a licensed interpreter for the sign language I'm sending you? Hell, a 9 yr old could interpret it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:45 AM (MOpDc)

105 Feel good story of the morning.

FANTASTIC! GOOD SAMARITANS PUT THE KIBOSH ON A PURSE SNATCHER

This is a great video where a purse snatcher thought he was gonna get away until a few good samaritans stepped in to help.

http://therightscoop.com/fantastic-good-samaritans-put-the-kibosh-on-a-purse-snatcher/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:46 AM (qCMvj)

106 TRUMP MIGHT NOT CANCEL OBAMA'S DEAL WITH IRAN EITHER

How do we know Trump isn't part of the many corporations that plan to jump on the gravy train because of this deal?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 07:46 AM (OSs/l)

107 I'm an inevitability, wrapped inside of an enigma, stuffed into a pantsuit.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2015 07:48 AM (DGrkU)

108 How do we know Trump isn't part of the many corporations that plan to jump on the gravy train because of this deal?

I would be stunned if he wasn't. The nice thing about being YUUUUGE like Trump is that you are totally unaware of a fraction of what goes on in your subsidiaries and business units.

IOW plausible deniability.

Works for the Clinton Foundation anyway.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:49 AM (HJqXj)

109 We have to steel our spines and harden our hearts because the media and the Donks and a fair number of so-called conservatives are going to use every trick and every sob story to stop the issue that Trump is forcing into the national conversation.

Seeing what a complete disaster the courts have become, I harbor no illusion that a victory through the courts on the definition of BRC being applied correctly is possible.

So basically the only way forward is to

1. Completely reform the legal immigration system.
2. Drastically lower the number of legal immigrants
3. Make it impossible to function in the US if you are here illegally.
4. Deport all illegals and their american born children, the children will be allowed to return once they have reached adulthood.
5. Build a real wall across the southern boarder.
6. Adopt Trumps H1b plan of reducing H1bs and apply a tarriff on H1bs which would make companies pay H1bs they would have to pay an American.

All of these and others are achievable through the normal legislative process and are wholly constitutional and would not involve the courts.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 07:49 AM (Bc3UT)

110 s/b 'unaware of a large fraction '

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:50 AM (HJqXj)

111 s/b 'unaware of a large fraction '

That's a big typo.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (kff5f)

112 "ANNOUNCING:


Cutjibnewsletter.com "


Heh. Nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (20+Zn)

113 If you take this theory of conferred citizenship by location to it's conclusion , the children of the soldiers of an invading enemy military force would receive instant citizenship.


Better: I'll rob a bank and leave town. On the way out, I'll give you the money to keep for your personal use.

Since you had no part in the robbery, you get to profit from my illegal act. Yea or nay? Discuss.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (MOpDc)

114 Love Ben.

Ben Shapiro: The Truth About Planned Parenthood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=28&v=RhoFNmMeO8k

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (qCMvj)

115 TRUMP MIGHT NOT CANCEL OBAMA'S DEAL WITH IRAN EITHER



"If the deal gets rejected they (Iran) still get all of this money."



Really? I didn't know either.





http://therightscoop.com/trump-might-not-cancel-obamas-deal-with-iran-either/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:38 AM (qCMvj)


Didn't he just say the other day in NH that it was the worst deal ever?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (DiZBp)

116 And I thought Ted Cruz was his consigliere?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 07:41 AM


Trump doesn't sound like Cruz at all on this one.

IMO, he's schooling Chuck Turd (and rightly so; the ignorant little wanker needs some larnin') on reality. What I heard Trump actually say was not what the headline implies; his message was clear that the Mad Mullahs better hope he's not elected, because he will take the supposed nut of the deal -- which Choom Boy told us was no nuclear weapons for Iran -- and make them live up to it.

One thing the TDS crowd hasn't learned about him yet: ask him a serious question, and you'd damn well better listen to him. Don't do the usual weird trick of disassembling it instantly in search of sound bites. Turd hasn't learned that (and never will). The other leaders of the Let's Stomp teh Donald crowd will also have to learn it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (0atQl)

117 "ANNOUNCING:


Cutjibnewsletter.com "


Heh. Nice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill



Now if only AllenG would get a blog.......

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:52 AM (MOpDc)

118 >>"If the deal gets rejected they (Iran) still get all of this money."

>>Really? I didn't know either.

Been saying this for months. This is an international sanctions agreement not just a US sanctions agreement. Once Obama took this deal to the UN and the UN SC, comprised of the same countries that were part of the Iran negotiations voted yes, it was game over.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2015 07:53 AM (OGm46)

119 I'm an inevitability, wrapped inside of an enigma, stuffed into a pantsuit.



IOW, a turducken.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:53 AM (MOpDc)

120 "There ain't many summer 2015 ones left."

you bastard!!!!

did you really need to remind us of that?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2015 07:54 AM (RiMtm)

121 Charles Payne asked a great question yesterday on his show: If the markets are in freefall and the TFG EPA is about to unleash a whole raft of new regulations aimed at destroying the electricity utilities, what stands between us and economic disaster?

He was just wondering and I agree its a good question.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 07:55 AM (TxJGV)

122 Krep,

The best way to accomplish this

3. Make it impossible to function in the US if you are here illegally.


is NOT to do this
1. Completely reform the legal immigration system.

Immigration law works very well when it is actually enforced. As I said last night , read Title 8 USC 1324 and 1325 . The law is clear.

But your point about the courts and judges is absolutely on the mark. And the only way to fix that is through appointments and political pressure. Flood the courts with enough hi visibility criminal alien cases and let the judges tell the public that they are going soft on the poor little alien murderers because sad stories and white privilege or something...

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 07:55 AM (HJqXj)

123 Ah, I didn't see this from Levin.

MARK LEVIN INVITES BILL O'REILLY ON HIS SHOW TO DEBATE BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

over at therightscoop.com

O'Reilly's confused again, but he also is worried that this will destroy votes from not just hispanics, but Independents, or any gains the GOP may have made with the failure of Hillary.

The panel on Brett Baier's show said the same. Trump alienates a lot of people who will be horrified of, as O'Reilly put it, images of officials breaking down doors and arresting/exporting children born in the US.

I'm pretty sure that is NOT what Trump said. He said we'll find ways to deal with it, or something.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:56 AM (qCMvj)

124 Trump alienates a lot of people who will be horrified of, as O'Reilly put it, images of officials breaking down doors and arresting/exporting children born in the US.



They can leave on their own, or with help. Their call.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:58 AM (MOpDc)

125 oh, good

Coulter takes O'Reilly and Fox to task on this.

Coulter: Fox News Anchored in Stupidity on 14th Amendment

Fox News is using black people as a false flag to keep cheap Third World labor flowing.


http://bit.ly/1UX9mbs

and, yes, this will help her sell more books

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 07:58 AM (qCMvj)

126 @122

You have to reform the immigration system to do away with chain migration, the lottery system and other deliterious effects of the '65 immigration reform that have brought us to this point.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:00 AM (Bc3UT)

127 "There ain't many summer 2015 ones left."

you bastard!!!!

did you really need to remind us of that?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2015 07:54 AM (RiMtm)


yeah, that was a downer, especially since we have been getting so much rain, not much summer yet so far

but my garden likes the rain

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:00 AM (qCMvj)

128 It's Turdelles, all the way down.

Posted by: obligatory at August 21, 2015 08:00 AM (rwI+c)

129 The panel on Brett Baier's show said the same. Trump alienates a lot of people who will be horrified of, as O'Reilly put it, images of officials breaking down doors and arresting/exporting children born in the US.

I am so sick and tired of this line of crap. No one is suggesting this. No one is suggesting mass round-ups of illegals.

We can't even arrest every murderer in the US. We can't stop all those who speed, all those who do drugs, all those who steal, etc. And we don't even particularly try.

There is no discrepancy between "enforce current law" and "no, we're not going to have massive deportations." If you believe there is (and that, then, means that enforcing current law is off the table), then you must *also* be for amnesty for murderers, thieves, rapists, and various other thugs and ne're-do-wells.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:01 AM (kff5f)

130 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2015 08:02 AM (ZQfW9)

131
Been saying this for months. This is an international sanctions agreement not just a US sanctions agreement. Once Obama took this deal to the UN and the UN SC, comprised of the same countries that were part of the Iran negotiations voted yes, it was game over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2015 07:53 AM (OGm46)


now I get why the US and Canada aren't allowed in the inspections

The JEF just tossed all responsibility to the UN. Why was Kerry even there? Worthless.

So TFG voted PRESENT again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:02 AM (qCMvj)

132 106 TRUMP MIGHT NOT CANCEL OBAMA'S DEAL WITH IRAN EITHER

How do we know Trump isn't part of the many corporations that plan to jump on the gravy train because of this deal?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 07:46 AM (OSs/l)



Yes, the new Trump Grand Tehran Palace. Women will not have to wear a hijab, but they will have to comb their hair over their face.

I keed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)

133

Thanks to all the well-wishers and good vibes over at Cut Jib.

BUT - you have to direct that to CBD. It really is his brainchild and I'm in the co-pilot's seat.

Kudos to the Dil!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)

134 Trump doesn't sound like Cruz at all on this one.

IMO, he's schooling Chuck Turd (and rightly so; the ignorant little wanker needs some larnin') on reality. What I heard Trump actually say was not what the headline implies; his message was clear that the Mad Mullahs better hope he's not elected, because he will take the supposed nut of the deal -- which Choom Boy told us was no nuclear weapons for Iran -- and make them live up to it.

One thing the TDS crowd hasn't learned about him yet: ask him a serious question, and you'd damn well better listen to him. Don't do the usual weird trick of disassembling it instantly in search of sound bites. Turd hasn't learned that (and never will). The other leaders of the Let's Stomp teh Donald crowd will also have to learn it.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (0atQl)


yep, you have to listen to the video
Trump is speaking from contract negotiation, etc, experience.

He's not sugar coating anything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:04 AM (qCMvj)

135 When I get elected I will do whatever the hell I want to do and not congress or the courts or the voters will be able to do a damn thing about it just like our current resident in the White House.

There are no rules people. The Constitution? Does anyone in government even know what that is anymore?

I will do what I want, when I want to just like Obozo has this past 8 years and you will like it.

Vote Trump!2016....because I make the rules now baby!

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 21, 2015 08:04 AM (D0NZx)

136 No one is suggesting this. No one is suggesting mass round-ups of illegals.

In fairness, I am. But I suppose you mean people with clout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:04 AM (rwI+c)

137 Morning, Glories!

Cutjibnewsletter - ironically, I could not find a Subscribe button.

Maybe it's just as well. My RSS feeds already overfloweth. Alls I needs is yet one more blathering blogger.

Think I need coffee...

Posted by: mindful webworker - mister sunshine at August 21, 2015 08:05 AM (FeRav)

138 I understand you were kidding, but I'm sure Trump has many economic interests that have nothing to do with casinos. The actual agreement itself has names of lots of corporations. I don't know where some of them originate from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 08:05 AM (OSs/l)

139 124 Trump alienates a lot of people who will be horrified of, as O'Reilly put it, images of officials breaking down doors and arresting/exporting children born in the US.



They can leave on their own, or with help. Their call.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 07:58 AM (MOpDc)


Elian Gonzalez. Whoops!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 08:05 AM (St6BJ)

140 Iran gets its $150 billion up front and their only obligation is to send photos of what or what not might be some of their nuclear sites to the IAEA at some point in the future, so canceling the deal doesn't mean much.

Mostly, I like to point out that Bush was saying he wouldn't cancel it before he had any idea what was in it which makes him even more of an Obama acolyte than he already was. Candidates saying "Meh", now that we've seen the terms, are just recognizing reality I think.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:05 AM (TxJGV)

141 Thanks to all the well-wishers and good vibes over at Cut Jib.


It's bookmarked. Was 'Morning Jew' taken?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:05 AM (rwI+c)

142 You have to reform the immigration system to do away with chain
migration, the lottery system and other deliterious effects of the '65
immigration reform


Yeah maybe. I just know that enforcement of existing law is barely happening.

If you enforce the law, your point 3 gets addressed almost instantly.

This includes employer sanctions which is a hot button , especially with elected officials who get money from those employers.

You start enforcing what is on the books and hiring aliens, legal and illegal suddenly becomes cost-ineffective.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:06 AM (HJqXj)

143 Don't do the usual weird trick of disassembling it instantly in search of sound bites. Turd hasn't learned that (and never will). The other leaders of the Let's Stomp teh Donald crowd will also have to learn it.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (0atQl)


btw, this is one reason I like Cruz, he will tell it like it is, GOPe be damned

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:07 AM (qCMvj)

144 Donna, I feel sorry for Mew Mew's kids too, if what he says is true.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:07 AM (cbfNE)

145 In fairness, I am. But I suppose you mean people with clout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:04 AM (rwI+c)


Well, how about "no statistically significant number of people?"

Heck, I'm not actually *against* mass deportations, but neither do I think they're particularly practical or politically palatable.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:07 AM (kff5f)

146 In other news....there was no news of local PP demonstrations that took place yesterday. Basterds. The media are the ones we need battle.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 21, 2015 08:07 AM (7eQGn)

147 @122

A lot of the so-called legal immigrants are not wholly new immigrants a great number of them are here because of the chain migration laws in effect.

So someone who got an past amnesty can petition the government to bring in their relatives and they go to the head of the line.

So amnesty isn't even about just rewarding individual law breaking it allows this boon to be shared with others in their family.

Our immigration system really is a travesty.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:08 AM (Bc3UT)

148 I'm in favor of mass deportations with complimentary beatings and asset seizure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:08 AM (rwI+c)

149 So TFG voted PRESENT again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:02 AM


Choom Boy suffers from the same problem as Trump: no one really listens to what he says. Everyone, whether Mocha Messiah idolizer or Trump-despiser, projects their own prejudices onto what they hear, and interpret according to what they want to hear.

There is, of course, a major difference between the two men: if people listened to what President Historic FirstŠ is really saying, he would have been imprisoned years ago. If people listened to Trump, they'd realize his serious answers to serious questions have substance, and are worth paying attention to.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:08 AM (0atQl)

150 Regarding the Iranian nuke 'deal'.... When the first one goes off in the U.S., I hope it's in Washington.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 21, 2015 08:09 AM (ek7rN)

151 Stop the welfare, free school, free medical care. Why the hell do the politicians think they are here? Free shit baby.

It's not difficult to enforce currently law and BOR is an idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2015 08:09 AM (TEx8X)

152 women attacking his wife because she doesn't go to church regularly? That sounds likely./sarc. Maybe lots of the other stuff is made up too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 07:35 AM (OSs/l)

Yeah, he's trolling us. Of course, it might be that someone once offhandedly remarked to Moo's wife "dear, a bit of church wouldn't hurt you" or words to that effect and in Moo's mind that became the Inquisition and Salem witch trials rolled into one. We already know that he completely twists other people's words to fit his own weird idea of what socons are like.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 21, 2015 08:09 AM (+XMAD)

153 BUT - you have to direct that to CBD. It really is his brainchild and I'm in the co-pilot's seat.



Bet you are gonna tell us the CBD isn't his real name either.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:09 AM (Bd48Y)

154 No one is suggesting this. No one is suggesting mass round-ups of illegals.

Yep.

Mass round ups of criminal aliens is a great idea.

Call it the Kathryn Steinle Act of 2016.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:10 AM (HJqXj)

155 I think contracts matter to Trump. As a business guy that makes sense. He also understands that a guy, or a country, that routinely reneges on contracts and treaties and allies will soon have none.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:10 AM (cbfNE)

156 "and BOR is an idiot."


It's too bad we can't dig up the real Ted Baxter and replace him with a fit blowhard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 08:11 AM (20+Zn)

157 Bet you are gonna tell us the CBD isn't his real name either.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:09 AM (Bd48Y)


If I were as much of an anti-Semite as CBD, I wouldn't use my real name either.


(That will stop being funny shortly before Ace banning himself from the blog does).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:11 AM (kff5f)

158 Moo is palin steele returned after the banning.. None of what he posts is real. Nothing. I just put him on the IgnoreUsers() and let it go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) passes on a secret at August 21, 2015 08:11 AM (rwI+c)

159 Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 07:51 AM (0atQl)

This is the thing I've been wanting a politician to do for most of my adult life. Tell it like it is or what it will be instead of rambling platitudes that get garbled in the translation that lead up to the soundbites the mfm uses.

Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at August 21, 2015 08:11 AM (kjqdN)

160 ...a guy, or a country, that routinely reneges on contracts and treaties and allies will soon have none.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:10 AM


You mean, like Choom Boy has routinely done?

That little sack of dung can't be trusted any farther than Honey Boo Boo could carry him up a greased flagpole.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:12 AM (0atQl)

161 No need to round up all the illegal aliens.

Enforce the laws on the books, secure the border with my wall, a moat, some razor wire and troops, fine employers who hire any non-citizen and pay a bounty to local law enforcement when the apprehend law breakers who are also here illegally and ship them home ASAP.

Over 2 or 3 years the numbers of illegal aliens will dwindle and the secure border will allow us to control who comes in as well as charge a toll to come here.

Vote Trump!2016...common sense solutions in a country full of bull spit.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 21, 2015 08:12 AM (D0NZx)

162

Rubio held an interview with someone (don't remember who), last night or the night before.

They were discussing how people with lots of money are flying women on the verge of birth into the country to have the baby, so they can leverage American citizenship down the road.

They have the baby, then go back to their own country, and keep it as a "chip" so to speak that they may want or need to cash in one day.

That is so smart, but scary. Rubio said he's seen it happening in Florida.

So, it's not just the poor. It really is out of control. Rubio asked the question, how do you track all of them? I do not see this as being very hard to do.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

163 I'm in favor of mass deportations with complimentary beatings and asset seizure.
Posted by: Grump928

and landmines, lots of landmines.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2015 08:13 AM (ztOda)

164 If I were as much of an anti-Semite as CBD, I wouldn't use my real name either.


(That will stop being funny shortly before Ace banning himself from the blog does).



*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:14 AM (Bd48Y)

165

heh.

American Indians were not made citizens until 1924. Lo those 56 years after the ratification of the 14th Amendment, Indians were not American citizens, despite the considered opinion of Judge Napolitano.

Of course it's easy for legal experts to miss the welter of rulings on Indian citizenship inasmuch as they obtained citizenship in a law perplexingly titled: "THE INDIAN CITIZENSHIP ACT OF 1924."


coulter, heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:15 AM (qCMvj)

166 If you didn't see it yesterday, the media has been attacking the candidates over their Trump adopted language of anchor babies.

The confrontation with Jeb was particularly awesome.

You could tell Jeb clown was angry about being forced to use that world.

And Rubio sunk his campaign so hopefully he bows out soon.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:15 AM (Bc3UT)

167 So, it's not just the poor. It really is out of control. Rubio asked the question, how do you track all of them? I do not see this as being very hard to do.

Why do you need to? If citizenship based on the geography of your birth (which is not actually the same thing as 'birthright citizenship') is no longer on the table, then tracking them isn't necessary.

However, we've been using birth certificates as proof of citizenship for so long, there is a practical hurdle to overcome: figuring out a way to provide someone a document which proves citizenship.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:16 AM (kff5f)

168 I will say this about Napolitano, he's got good hair. The man has a hairline like Stalin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (rwI+c)

169 Once Obama took this deal to the UN and the UN SC, comprised of the same countries that were part of the Iran negotiations voted yes, it was game over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2015 07:53 AM (OGm46)


The game was up when Obama started sending letters to other governments saying sanction penalties would not be invoked against companies under their jurisdiction doing business in Iran, in violation of U.S. law.

Obama was telling companies like Seimens to go ahead and sell centrifuges to Iran, and that no penalties would be assessed.

That's all that other countries care about-- the American market is too important to screw up. International sanctions are purely for show, only American sanctions count. And Obama said they are not going to be enforced.

This despite his oath of office. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (TxJGV)

170 @147

Our immigration system really is a travesty.


Kreplach,
Yes I am not disagreeing with your points , just in the order that they happen. I think that the priority has to be enforcement.

Can you imagine what it would take and how long it would take for this Congress to reform immigration? Accusations of racial genocide would be screamed at every proposed paragraph. Not to mention that every change would be matched with a 1000 lbs of earmarks and pork.

Enforcing existing laws has an immediate effect. Lawyers fiddling with laws could take a lifetime.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (HJqXj)

171 Enforce the laws on the books, secure the border with my wall, a moat, some razor wire and troops, fine employers who hire any non-citizen


If you are going to take a john's car, under asset forfiture, for hiring a hooker, you can take an owners business for hiring an illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (Bd48Y)

172 Tell it like it is or what it will be instead of
rambling platitudes that get garbled in the translation that lead up to
the soundbites the mfm uses.


Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at August 21, 2015 08:11 AM


Unfortunately, for that to happen, we first need to replace roughly 98.663% of the MFM. They react as stupidly as Chuck Turd: "Aha! So you WON'T scrap the Iran deal, you hypocritical reich-winger, you!"

See also: Megyn "I'm on vacation now" Kelly.

Trump is damn good at making his points clear to people with a basic understanding of the language. He's even better at it when his audience listens.

The rest of the Unsmiling 17, their GOPe bosses and the Democrats just don't get it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (0atQl)

173 At least Marco is telling us the truth this time about who he is. See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 21, 2015 08:18 AM (Nwg0u)

174 #159 This is the thing I've been wanting a politician to do for most of my adult life. Tell it like it is or what it will be instead of rambling platitudes that get garbled in the translation that lead up to the soundbites the mfm uses.


ITA. It's a glorious thing to behold.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1)

175 168 Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM (rwI+c)
============================

It's the Joe Biden treatment. He was bald until a couple of years ago.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:18 AM (TxJGV)

176 Coulter

The anchor baby scam was invented 30 years ago by a liberal zealot, Justice William Brennan, who slipped a footnote into a 1982 Supreme Court opinion announcing that the kids born to illegals on U.S. soil are citizens. Fox News is treating Brennan's crayon scratchings on the Constitution as part of our precious national inheritance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:18 AM (qCMvj)

177 I see the whitewashing of Carter is in full swing now that he has cancer.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2015 08:19 AM (TEx8X)

178 This despite his oath of office. Shocking, I know.
Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:17 AM


The game was up back when Choom Boy was fapping to the press about the beauties of Islam and how he would "stand by them" if SHTF. Stuff he never said about America.

In 2008.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:19 AM (0atQl)

179 Back from running errands.

Trump wants to line Bergdahl up against a wall ands shoot him and now that traitor's lawyer wants to sue Trump. Man the Donald couldn't pay for such great PR.

Trump is saying what all of us think.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM (DUoqb)

180 It could be worse, Hillary could have been twins!

Posted by: John Doh at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM (rsGol)

181 I see the whitewashing of Carter is in full swing now that he has cancer.

Of course it is. It's rude to speak ill of the dead.

Also- melanoma of the brain? I guess he really did have a hole in his head.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM (kff5f)

182 @170

I am in concurrence with you.

Enforce existing immigration laws, full stop.

But there has to be a secondary track that reforms our current immigration system that was put in place by Ted Kennedy and LBJ.

We simply must.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM (Bc3UT)

183 I see the whitewashing of Carter is in full swing now that he has cancer.
Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2015 08:19 AM (TEx8X)

Yup I notice that also. almost makes me want to see him live....almost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM (DUoqb)

184 >>The JEF just tossed all responsibility to the UN. Why was Kerry even there? Worthless.

What he is hoping to do is toss all the blame on the UN and world community when Iran gets the bomb.

The only thing I have heard Obama say that is remotely true is the only alternative to this deal is war. In a sense that is correct because the only way to stop Iran from getting the bomb is through force or by regime change. They have never honored a deal and never will. In that respect, they are like Saddam.

Obama just wanted a deal, any deal, so that he can say he did his job and he can now pretend that he solved the Iran problem. The truth is just the opposite but the msm will do their job and pretend they are shocked, shocked!, when Iran cheats over the next few years and blame anyone but Obama.

Google Iran Russia S-300 and see what you get. Russia is already selling Iran a defensive missile shield to guard their nuke sites from attack. This deal was prohibited by the sanctions agreement that Russia was a part of until the UN vote.

It's all kabuki.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2015 08:22 AM (OGm46)

185 Congrats on the new site, Sefton!

I left a comment but the robocops hustled me straight into a holding cell.Smart.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)

186 I will not say anything bad about Carter, but I have nothing good to say.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2015 08:22 AM (TEx8X)

187 Well, how about "no statistically significant number of people?"

Heck, I'm not actually *against* mass deportations, but neither do I think they're particularly practical or politically palatable.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 21, 2015 08:07 AM (kff5f)



Even if there are no mass deportations, but a wall is built and e-verity is actually followed, and no more anchor babies, etc, that would reduce the flow into the tribe. We are creating enclaves of hispanic communities that simply will not assimilate into American society. Like the Muslim enclaves in Britain.

If we could at least block further flow, attrition and other factors of "not piling on," they would HAVE to assimilate. La Raza would be deflated.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

188 Hey is what I hear true, that, that scumbag Fredo is going to the Ranger Graduation with those 2 women in it?

My G-D must he piss on everything?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:23 AM (DUoqb)

189 I don't want to be seen by any of the COBs of FOBs as a Trump shill, because I'm not. As to Trump's comment: once the camel's nose is in the tent... Iran apparently has all their gold back, IIRC, and maybe all their cash too, so that leverage is gone; and d'you think the Euros and Russians will ever stop trading with them just because we say "oops, totes sorry, we changed our minds"? And the GOPe screwed us bloody by giving Obama carte blanche in that stupid damned vote. (Boehner and McConnell, someday a lot of deaths are going to be on your heads, but I suppose you'll be laughing about it from deep within piles of CoC cash.)

Honestly, it sounds to me as if the Iranians already got what they wanted; the deal was never actually about stopping the nukes, it was more about lifting the sanctions. And about the nukes--what we were already doing wasn't stopping them anyway. Over the last 7 years, Obama has basically already assured they'll be getting their nukes.

I've long believed we should dedicate a Trident SSBN to Middle East targets, on a dead-man's switch. Give a list of "don't do this or else we won't send the stand-down-for-today message" actions very publically, then let the whole place go to hell. I'm of the "let it burn" persuasion about that part of the world. (And I think God has Israel's back. But I'd be happy to give them a few Aegis radars and several hundred SM-3 missiles as a Chanukkah present, as well as about half the F-15 and F-16 planes in the big boneyard.)

Posted by: Agent J at August 21, 2015 08:23 AM (ueOgE)

190 Penalties for hiring illegal aliens.

http://tinyurl.com/mn83q6u

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:24 AM (HJqXj)

191 Yup I notice that also. almost makes me want to see him live....almost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:20 AM


I would love to see him live long enough to witness the total, utter and final collapse of the treasonous systems he and his fellow lefties -- from FDR to Choom Boy -- have tried so hard to impose on patriotic Americans.

Of course I'd love to live long enough to see that, too.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:24 AM (0atQl)

192 Listening to Carter yesterday reminded me of how wonderful it was to elect Reagan, just so the anti-Semitic Marxist asshat would go back to Plains and leave us in peace.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:24 AM (TxJGV)

193 Enforce the laws on the books, secure the border with my wall, a moat, some razor wire and troops, fine employers who hire any non-citizen


If you are going to take a john's car, under asset forfiture, for hiring a hooker, you can take an owners business for hiring an illegal.

Exactly....broken laws are supposed to have consequences.

Vote Trump!2016....because I am the only adult running for President.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 21, 2015 08:25 AM (D0NZx)

194 Speaking of WZ, I go over to read about Rubio and find story about Shaun King. I didn't really know who he was until yesterday, here.


Anyway, he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila, explains his "blackness."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 08:25 AM (20+Zn)

195 Anyway, he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila, explains his "blackness."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 08:25 AM (20+Zn)

Must be his father's black twin since he is a duplicate of his white father? Sick bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:26 AM (DUoqb)

196 188 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:23 AM (DUoqb)
==============================

I wonder if he takes Hillary and her server with him.

Posted by: MTF at August 21, 2015 08:26 AM (TxJGV)

197 #194 Anyway, he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila, explains his "blackness."


Accusing his mother of infidelity, in order to maintain his sham of an existence.

Liberalism truly is a mental disease.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2015 08:26 AM (7ObY1)

198 Of course I'd love to live long enough to see that, too.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:24 AM (0atQl)

I hear ya and feel your pain

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:27 AM (DUoqb)

199 You mean, like Choom Boy has routinely done?

That little sack of dung can't be trusted any farther than Honey Boo Boo could carry him up a greased flagpole.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:12 AM (0atQl)

Exactly.
That's one of the worst things he's done to the country.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:27 AM (cbfNE)

200 You could tell Jeb clown was angry about being forced to use that world.

And Rubio sunk his campaign so hopefully he bows out soon.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:15 AM (Bc3UT)


I heard Jeb! was on some board, or in some org that outlawed the use of anchor baby, yet he has been using it, lol.

I was watching clips of Jeb! yesterday at townhall like settings and he really sounds dumb. He also sounds old. Please go away Jeb!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:28 AM (qCMvj)

201 @109 All of these and others are achievable through the normal legislative process and are wholly constitutional and would not involve the courts.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 07:49 AM (Bc3UT)

Until somebody sues in the 9th Circuit to stop it all. The the Nine Black Robers of Mordor on the Potomac get to tell us they know better than us rubes.

Posted by: Agent J at August 21, 2015 08:28 AM (ueOgE)

202 Let's examine this "we can't deport them all" argument, shall we?

Does the IRS, when faced with millions of tax cheats say "we can't prosecute them"?

No, they pick out a few cases, maybe some high profile cases, prosecute the hell out of them, publicize it, and the rest of us fall in to line.

Specious argument.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2015 08:28 AM (JgC5a)

203 Got a meeting in a few...


....was looking at candidate positions on government surveillance. Of course Rand is agin it, but Jeb was clearest on wanting to increase the amount of surveillance on American citizens, while Carly seems to want the same, saying there ought to be more cooperation between IT, telecoms, and Govt.

Posted by: Bigby's Counting Fingers at August 21, 2015 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)

204 he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man

Throw Momma From The Train

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:29 AM (HJqXj)

205 Legislation can't fix the immigration mess. Our government no longer follows laws.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 21, 2015 08:30 AM (u5gzz)

206 The only better way than cancer for a major fukc up to be whitewashed is to be torpedoed and die in a blaze of glory in war time.

Posted by: Khartoum Kitchener at August 21, 2015 08:30 AM (OLEzu)

207 The surveillance and 4th A issues are some of my hot-button issues. YMMV


OK gotta go

Posted by: Bigby's Counting Fingers at August 21, 2015 08:30 AM (3ZtZW)

208 Does the IRS, when faced with millions of tax cheats say "we can't prosecute them"?


No, they pick out a few cases, maybe some high profile cases,
prosecute the hell out of them, publicize it, and the rest of us fall in
to line.


Specious argument.

Posted by: navybrat


This.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:30 AM (HJqXj)

209 Let's examine this "we can't deport them all" argument, shall we?

Does the IRS, when faced with millions of tax cheats say "we can't prosecute them"?

No, they pick out a few cases, maybe some high profile cases, prosecute the hell out of them, publicize it, and the rest of us fall in to line.

Specious argument.
Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2015 08:28 AM (JgC5a)


OUTSTANDING and right on point. Bravo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:31 AM (DUoqb)

210 Reagan got Alzheimer's. Carter has brain cancer. If GHWB gets some kind of brain affliction I am going to suspect alien radiation in the Oval Office. Probably on the super sekrit interstellar phone they installed to issue orders.

Posted by: chemtrailz at August 21, 2015 08:31 AM (cbfNE)

211 Anyway, he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila, explains his "blackness."

The 'mama was a slut' defense.

Posted by: Jared at August 21, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

212 Anyway, [Shaun King] now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila, explains his "blackness."

It's often mentioned how the "look at me!" psychos had Daddy Issues.

It's not usually quite this obvious.

Posted by: mindful webworker - another 2¢ worth at August 21, 2015 08:31 AM (FeRav)

213 I woke up this morning and said to myself, "I don't want there to be news today."

I really, really wish there were none.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 21, 2015 08:32 AM (BZAd3)

214 That's one of the worst things he's done to the country.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:27 AM


Just look at what the USA has done for Iran since the "agreement." Compare that to what Iran has done for us.

That's enough right there to earn Choom Boy life without in a Federal pen (can you say "giving aid and comfort to the enemy"?). Or, if you believe in following the law, something rather more unpleasant.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:32 AM (0atQl)

215 Reagan got Alzheimer's.

And the Left laaaauuuggghhhed....

Posted by: Jared at August 21, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

216 @200

Jeb is quintessentially a Bush.

A smarmy, lying sack of shit.

The entire family is an inbred waste.

Pappy was a horrible president, his son was a disaster and Jeb wants to administer the coup de grace to this country.

Bush's candidacy is an affront to everything this country used to stand for.

Go away stupid princeling!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:32 AM (Bc3UT)

217 At least Marco is telling us the truth this time about who he is. See WZ.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 21, 2015 08:18 AM (Nwg0u)


I heard him say this, but this part

After Harwood suggested that Rubio would not be a U.S. citizen under Trump's proposal, Rubio clarified that his parents were legal residents of the United States when he was born.

That is why it's so confusing. Is he just a horrible communicator, or playing out of both sides of his mouth?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)

218 "OUTSTANDING and right on point. Bravo"

Please point this out to numerous idiots whenever you get a chance. I don't care who gets the credit.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (JgC5a)

219 Yes, congrats to Sefton! I couldn't leave a comment over there either.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (+XMAD)

220 The 'mama was a slut' defense.


Reminds me of William Davenant's claim to have been Shakespeare's secret son.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

221 Were I born on the North pole, I would be

CITIZEN OF THE WORRRRRRLD!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (7eQGn)

222 So if you have a foreign national woman come to the US to give birth because of the better neo-natal care. The child of that birth is automatically a US citizen, even if the mother has no intention of staying in the US or desiring the child to be a US citizen.

That is completely messed up.

The best thing the Donald can do if President is to just say this is how we are going to execute the laws of this land, children of non-citizens born in this land are not citizens

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 21, 2015 08:34 AM (LXJ1e)

223 The history of Jimmy Carter in two sentences:

He built some houses and said things. It was the latter that was the problem.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 21, 2015 08:34 AM (BZAd3)

224 Jeb! seems older than Trump.
I looked it up. Jeb was born in 53, Trump in 46.

Posted by: @votermom at August 21, 2015 08:34 AM (cbfNE)

225 Does the IRS, when faced with millions of tax cheats say "we can't prosecute them"?

Trump Bashes $4 Billion In IRS Refunds To Illegals -Forbes


It's almost like he actually did the work and was prepared for this. Almost.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:35 AM (HJqXj)

226 219 Yes, congrats to Sefton! I couldn't leave a comment over there either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (waving ampersands furiously) at August 21, 2015 08:33 AM (+XMAD)


You and your damn ampersands! Anyway, I'm like Oddball; I only drive the thing, I don't know how to make it run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

227 Let's examine this "we can't deport them all" argument, shall we?

Does the IRS, when faced with millions of tax cheats say "we can't prosecute them"?

No, they pick out a few cases, maybe some high profile cases, prosecute the hell out of them, publicize it, and the rest of us fall in to line.

Specious argument.
Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2015 08:28 AM (JgC5a)



aye, deterence

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:35 AM (qCMvj)

228 You see they need a 2/3 majority in both houses before they can do anything...

http://tinyurl.com/pr6ena8

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2015 08:35 AM (sPO3u)

229 @201

It would be impossible to sue the federal government over things it has plenury jurisdiction.

Immigration and naturalization are its explicit powers.

They could set the number of permissible numbers from 1 million to zero and the courts can't say dick.

The same goes for the rest.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 08:36 AM (Bc3UT)

230 TRUMP MIGHT NOT CANCEL OBAMA'S DEAL WITH IRAN EITHER How do we know Trump isn't part of the many corporations that plan to jump on the gravy train because of this deal?.Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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One of the problems I have with critiques like this is that at worst they show Trump is no better than the otther candidates. But the others are just as bad, just as untrustworthy. By supporting Trump in the polls, we can use him as a goad (ex. Walker's speaking out about OCare). And yeah, if the GOPe fails to get the message and deliver up something acceptable, I'd vote for him.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 21, 2015 08:37 AM (DGrkU)

231 The one stain on Carter's legacy is his time as President.

Posted by: Jared at August 21, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

232 Carter - he kept us out of war.

o_O

Posted by: mindful webworker - old whippersnapper at August 21, 2015 08:37 AM (FeRav)

233 You've got comment moderation JJ? It's to screen out puns isn't it? Tell me the truth!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2015 08:37 AM (NeFrd)

234 Congrat's Sefton and CBD on the new blog. It's already blocked by the filters here at Globocorp, so whatever zionist propaganda you kids are spreading is getting some notice!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 21, 2015 08:38 AM (WDySP)

235 "The one stain on Carter's legacy is his time as President."


Ummm....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 08:38 AM (20+Zn)

236 DRUDGE: Animal Rights Activist Beaten With Duck

See, there is some good news today.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2015 08:39 AM (7ObY1)

237 188 My G-D must he piss on everything?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:23 AM (DUoqb)

He's like those stickers of Calvin (knockoffs, deplored by Watterston) you see on cars, with Calvin peeing on the logos of other car companies. Things sacred to decent Americans are to Obama like a lamppost is to a dog.

Posted by: Agent J at August 21, 2015 08:39 AM (ueOgE)

238 Carter: He had us put bricks in our toilet tanks

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2015 08:39 AM (7ObY1)

239 I'm sick and tired of all of this Turdelle talk this morning stirred up by Cutjibnewsletter.com

Posted by: The Real Turdelle at August 21, 2015 08:40 AM (22uju)

240 DRUDGE: Animal Rights Activist Beaten With Duck

--

SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at August 21, 2015 08:42 AM (cbfNE)

241 he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man

Throw Momma From The Train Plantation


FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:42 AM (Bd48Y)

242 They could set the number of permissible numbers from 1 million to zero and the courts can't say dick.

As I have said, work visas are conditional on there being 'no American workers available. I would like to see the issuance of visas be proportional to the ACTUAL unemployment stats ( not the politicized ones) and even to the labor participation rate.

There are many parallels in the inflation of the US economy with fake dollars and the inflation of the US labor market with foreign workers. And they have the same end result.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 21, 2015 08:42 AM (HJqXj)

243 Find it interesting the media and GOPe are going after North Platte for Scankle's server yet they evidently got the contract in 2013. Who hosted the server during Scankles's time as SoS and why aren't they being hounded?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 21, 2015 08:44 AM (22uju)

244 hehe, listening to Levin on O'Reilly over at therightscoop

I need to make some breakfast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:44 AM (qCMvj)

245 In my weak minded opinion, people still don't quite get why Trump is winning. They still don't quite get why even they find themselves liking him. I really don't even Trump himself yet knows and if anything stops him, it will be that lack of realization.

People, including Trump I think, believe this is all about his having tapped into the problem with illegal immigration. Certainly, there is some of that. But what people are sick of is all the fake-ass party politics.

Parties that tell them what the issues are and what they need to believe about those issues. Issues that are minor, at best, but are what ultimately become the basis of elections.

Both parties have played this game for decades and have had the electorate eating out of their hands.

But the odd thing about living in the information age is that some people thought they could control information, that they could take the truth - and the untruth out of it - and make it mean whatever they wanted. Global warming becomes climate change when the data fails to cooperate. Corruption become crony capitalism. Eighteen trillion in debt becomes illegal immigrants coming to this country illegally as an act of love.

People, being not stupid in the absolute sense, caught on.

Ergo Trump.

Trump can keep this going if he realizes this.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 21, 2015 08:46 AM (BZAd3)

246 Anyway, he now claims his momma had an affair with a black man and thus, ouila,


AoSHQ Style Guide correction.
Walla is the only horde approved spelling of voila!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2015 08:47 AM (Bd48Y)

247 One of the problems I have with critiques like this
is that at worst they show Trump is no better than the otther
candidates.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 21, 2015 08:37 AM


The real problem with the "critiques" is that they expose the intense dislike of the GOPe and its righty-media fanbois for Trump, the Successful Interloper.

I was concerned by this latest "report" until I actually listened to what Trump said and filtered out Chuck Turd's witless babbling.

He makes sense. And he's also having a good time. EE, Poppin' Fresh and the rest of that testosteronally-challenged bunch hate both things.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2015 08:47 AM (0atQl)

248 So, regarding the Daily Mail article about the Red Ball that rolled away and museum people frantically tried to capture it.

It reminds me of the 1960 series "The Prisoner" where a secret British agent is kept on a compound. If he tries to escape, the "Rover" tries to kill him.

The Rover is a big white ball that incapacitates or kills non-compliant people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rover_(The_Prisoner)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2015 08:48 AM (4AVeu)

249 243 Who hosted the server during Scankles's time as SoS and why aren't they being hounded?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 21, 2015 08:44 AM (22uju)

You're so cute, almost as if you believe people are actually trying to find out what was in Her e-mails. The whole thing is kabuki. This is theatre between Obama and Cankles as they work out how much money the Clinton Foundation is going to wire to his Swiss bank account in exchange for no indictment.

Posted by: Agent J at August 21, 2015 08:48 AM (ueOgE)

250 "Walla is the only horde approved spelling of voila!"


A million pardons.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 21, 2015 08:50 AM (20+Zn)

251 US Ambassador: Israel blocking discussions to strengthen security
Dan Shapiro says Israel should start discussions with the US now to obtain increased military assistance for the next ten years while reassuring Israel: 'military option still on the table.'

He is a high level JINO and is essentially telling Israel to bend over and take it sell out like he did. He is a fuckin traitor and I would not piss on him if he was on fire, maybe on his grave, but not on fire. At least that's how I feel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2015 08:50 AM (DUoqb)

252 My comment on JJ's site is awaiting moderation, I thought the comment was moderate already in fact it was down right lean.

Posted by: John Doh at August 21, 2015 08:51 AM (rsGol)

253 Corgi whistle !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2015 08:51 AM (go6ud)

254 Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2015 07:49 AM (Bc3UT)

If the parents commit. an illegal act to give birth in America, the birth should also be illegal.

Posted by: Chilling the most at August 21, 2015 08:51 AM (qoEvC)

255
About three years past I made the comment that I frequently fellated my girlfriend and some posters laughed and called me a dweeb. Well, I'm still doing it to her and she likes it. So there!

Posted by: Palin Steele at August 21, 2015 08:52 AM (OiFtZ)

256 249 243 Who hosted the server during Scankles's time as SoS and why aren't they being hounded? Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 21, 2015 08:44 AM (22uju) You're so cute, almost as if you believe people are actually trying to find out what was in Her e-mails. The whole thing is kabuki. This is theatre between Obama and Cankles as they work out how much money the Clinton Foundation is going to wire to his Swiss bank account in exchange for no indictment.
Posted by: Agent J at August 21, 2015 08:48 AM (ueOgE) I fell like such a Turdelle now.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 21, 2015 08:52 AM (22uju)

257

Nood, but it's an open thread. Change your deck chairs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ)

258
freebeacon.com headliner this morning

STEVEN SPIELBERG AND THE TEMPLE OF OBAMA
COLUMN: BUILDING THE BARACK OBAMA POST-PRESIDENCY, ONE LIBERAL BILLIONAIRE AT A TIME

The closest I've ever come to glimpsing hell was on Monday, when I read an article in the New York Times headlined, "With High-Profile Help, Obama Plots Life After Presidency."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 08:56 AM (qCMvj)

259 "Let's examine this "we can't deport them all" argument, shall we? "

Ummm, that is a lie.

Actually, we can.

When a liberal tells you we can't, then tell them to dissolve the Department of Homeland Security and save several hundred billion dollars.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2015 08:56 AM (4AVeu)

260

Morning funnies:

Free Beacon Comics Presents: Media Matters!

http://freebeacon.com/blog/free-beacon-comics-presents-media-matters/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 09:00 AM (qCMvj)

261 and do watch this; it shows such kindness from the woman who's purse was snatched, and others around her

Feel good story of the morning.

FANTASTIC! GOOD SAMARITANS PUT THE KIBOSH ON A PURSE SNATCHER

This is a great video where a purse snatcher thought he was gonna get away until a few good samaritans stepped in to help.

http://bit.ly/1PDlnj7

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 09:01 AM (qCMvj)

262

China August Manufacturing Activity Hits Lowest Level Since 2009

wsj

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 09:15 AM (qCMvj)

263 Noonan excerpt:

As for the Trump phenomenon, a lot of people are still digesting it. The question has evolved from "Will he have an impact?" to "Can he really win the nomination?" to "Could he actually be elected president?" Philip Klein in the Washington Examiner had a smart piece suggesting Mr. Trump may have reached his peak; assuming his lead holds, it will seem less impressive as candidates begin to drop out and others consolidate their positions. That is possible, as is this: that as people watch Mr. Trump and get used to the idea of him they'll come to see things they like in his candidacy. No one knows, because we're in new territory, with a rogue real-estate developer and reality-TV star as a prime presidential prospect. wsj

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 09:23 AM (qCMvj)

264 more Noonan

A source of Mr. Trump's strength is that normal people understand how big donors have an impact on policy. Mr. Trump can stand where the people stand on such issues as immigration because the donor class doesn't have hooks in him. "I'm turning down so much money," he told reporters last week at the Iowa State Fair. If he accepted a big contribution, "I'd feel obligated, because I'm a loyal person." On the other hand, "Jeb Bush is a puppet to his donors." On Thursday this newspaper's Heather Haddon reported that some major GOP donors are growing impatient with GOP candidates who've withdrawn their support for Common Core. But Common Core is not popular, and they are trying to survive. I remember when donors just wanted dinner, or an ambassadorship. Now they want policy. Someone, not just Mr. Trump, should bop them hard.

bazinga, or is it gazinga?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2015 09:27 AM (qCMvj)

265 Yes, Ace,-Re the sidebar. As a poster above notes it's not the Center for American Progress releasing the PP videos (That sounds like a Soros group) It's the Center For Medical Progress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 06:49 PM (OSs/l)

266 Whoops; Wrong place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2015 06:49 PM (OSs/l)

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