Tuesday Morning News Dump

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1 Zero mammogram machines!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:00 AM (NOIQH)

2 Er- Zero licensed Mammogram Facilities...

What do I win?
More coffee!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:01 AM (NOIQH)

3 affordable healthcare isn't so affordable or accessible....where the doctor's at?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (0O7c5)

4 Nuclear Power Seen as Big Winner in Obama's Power Plan

Iranian nuclear power, I presume.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (0atQl)

5 SO...how's the Dutch king going to get his immigrants involved in that "participation society" of his?

Gert Wilders is popular for a reason, and it's not because he's talking about stuff like green energy and health care.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:04 AM (NOIQH)

6 I'm a mammogram machine.

Posted by: Quagmire at August 04, 2015 09:04 AM (tBH1d)

7 Speaking of boobs...
Joe Biden.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (RWGcK)

8 Krugtron reaches bottom the barrel, continus to scrape.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 04, 2015 09:06 AM (ee9LE)

9 The news was more than happy to run that stupid breast cancer commercial for PP without bothering to do even the bare minimum research into the claim.

Lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (kZVsz)

10 Planned Parenthood is but one of the many Democrat front groups funded by our tax money.

Once you realize that the federal government and beuracracy are run pretty much for the sole purpose of funneling money to Democrat cronies and affiliates all will become clear.

The mafia rackets got nothing on the government rackets.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (JbETL)

11 So people getting free shitte are disappointed that they're getting shitte...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 09:08 AM (C9pBZ)

12 Of course, Krugtron does have a point and Obama's trying to end this depression the same way FDR did.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 04, 2015 09:08 AM (ee9LE)

13 With Billary losing ground with the white women, it's certainly a good thing the Democrats have been stockpiling the black and brown ones.
They might have to organize a few more runs from El Salvador and Guatemala, depending on if the white women support drops more.

Posted by: Hank at August 04, 2015 09:08 AM (LpJen)

14 Is it me or was the ONT especially cranky?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (+4uXG)

15 "Once you realize that the federal government and bureaucracy are run pretty much for the sole purpose of funneling money to Democrat cronies and affiliates all will become clear. "

Welcome to DC...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 09:11 AM (C9pBZ)

16 "Guess How Many Licensed Mammogram Facilities Planned Parenthood Runs?"

I'm gonna go w/zero....do I win anything?

Posted by: BignJames at August 04, 2015 09:11 AM (Eo86b)

17 With the Planned Parenthood BS, on top of the barbarity and inhumanity that the left (and many DC pols) insists is the hallmark of civilization, we are not only forced to support these savages with our tax dollars, we are forced to subsidize mainly Democrat political campaigns by virtue of the fact that they use our tax dollars as campaign contributions.

I just wonder how much money Kirk got.

All of the time the Dems were in control, the fucking Repubs couldn't do shit, but as soon as the Repubs are in control, the Dems manage to stop a vote on this?

Not only is DC shitting in our mouths and telling it is healthful oatmeal, they are rubbing our faces in what dribbles out of our mouths and calling it a beauty mask.

Enough. E fucking nuff.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 04, 2015 09:12 AM (BZAd3)

18 I'm pimpin' my cousin Amy Schumer. Together we are coming for your guns.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at August 04, 2015 09:13 AM (gwG9s)

19 Yes, Liberal Socialist Democrats will NEVER admit that FDR's programs actually made the Great Depression WORSE.



See Milton Friedman for the entire story. The GDP was lower in 1941 than when FDR was elected. LOWER. Employment? LOWER.



FDR's socialist shit was the beginning of the downfall of this nation.



I think he still beats Jimmy Carter and Obama as the worst president evah.



Obama is working hard to beat him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 09:13 AM (0FSuD)

20 More details on Huma selling favors while supposedly a full-time employee at State. Not a big surprise to anyone who's paying attention, but that someone is actually investigating and reporting this is:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/
clinton-aide-may-have-made-favors-for-friends-ig-finds/article/2569447

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:14 AM (NOIQH)

21 Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (0atQl)

LOL

Oh...wait....that's not a joke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 09:14 AM (Zu3d9)

22
How do you say, "cut, jib, newsletter" in Dutch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)

23 http://www.c-span.org/video/?327157-1/2016-republican-candidates-voters-first-forum

here's the link for the voter's forum from last night

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:15 AM (0O7c5)

24 Posted by: Chuck Schumer at August 04, 2015 09:13 AM

Today's NY Post seems to think you kinda lost it when your constituents asked you about the Iran nuke deal, buckaroo.

Kinda hard to claim you're "thinking" about the issue when you're well known for sucking Choom Boy's knob, isn't it?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (0atQl)

25 The top Dutch link made me think we were turning the corner with this whole socialism thing until I noticed it linked to an article two years old. Is there a Statute of Limitations on this stuff?

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (oLZsm)

26 So, anyone here think that the S. CA residents will be surprised when their local government populated with recent legal and illegal immigrants armed with degrees in Chicano Studies and law license (despite being illegally here) have a vote and decide to become part of Mexico?

They're so busy entertaining the foxes in the hen house they might not even notice....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

27 Good word, they tweak the stats and those Obamacare satisfaction numbers are still shit.
"Somewhat satisfied" ranges from "4-7" on a 10 pt. Likert scale.

I mean what the fuck?

That gives you 8-10 as satisfied.
And what 1-3 as "dissatisfied?" where is "somewhat dissatisfied" on that scale.

Someone failed their quantitative stats class. Hell I've only glanced at the topic and even I know converting a 10pt likert to what is effectively a 5 pt likert is a recipe for disaster falsification.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (tM4uk)

28 The first neighborhood Obama's going to pull his forced integration on is where Hillary lives. Mwahahaha.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (6QHER)

29 'Miracle...' link is from 2010.

It's old, ace BenK.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:17 AM (2l5vw)

30 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

31 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

32 Guess How Many Licensed Mammogram Facilities Planned Parenthood Runs

Haven't read the article, but I'm going with zero.






What do I win?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

33 This dump is past its expiration date.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (2l5vw)

34 I'm carrying this over from the previous thread:

Did anyone see the commercial last night on Fox (network, not NEWS) for
Republicans? Not for a candidate - just the Republican Party in general.

OMG - it was embarrassing and pathetic. It put me in mind of the Christine O'Donnell commercial saying "I'm not a witch!"

It
was cringe worthy. Basically said, "We don't hate you! We love
everyone! We want everyone to succeed! Remember, we don't hate you!" It
was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

Damn.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (vg8iE)

35 Not only is DC shitting in our mouths and telling it is healthful oatmeal, they are rubbing our faces in what dribbles out of our mouths and calling it a beauty mask.
"

Well, sort of. That is, only on the rare occasions anyone inside the beltway acknowledges the existence of the rest of the country.
The Capitol District is remarkably self absorbed. It's frighting, really, and there's no end of new mandarins in the pipeline (witness the approx 120 "valedictorians" at the Arlington county HS - I promise you that the vast, overwhelming majority of that group wants to "work" in the DC area...)

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (C9pBZ)

36 reinforcing failure has the same link as the miracle of the 1940's

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (0O7c5)

37 Sadly, if it wasn't for Planned Parenthood, Gore would have probably won FL and the presidency.



Aborted FL Black kids 18 years before election? Enough to change the outcome.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (0FSuD)

38 'The Miracle of the 1940s' A former Enron adviser's improbable history.
By James Taranto
Updated Sept. 8, 2010 12:01 a.m. ET



Time Machine?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (evdj2)

39 28 The first neighborhood Obama's going to pull his forced integration on is where Hillary lives. Mwahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (6QHER)


In the last election, Westchester County turned Republican because they heard about this sick Hobbesian edict. It is the first step in the final assault on the principle of Federalism. To wit, there can be no states rights or local authority if there is no longer a local government.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (St6BJ)

40 It's because of the Republican's War on Women that Planned Parenthood doesn't have any mammogram machines!
- Hillary!

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (6n332)

41 Second look at moving to Holland?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

42
And on this day in 1961, Planned Parenthood let one get away.

Birthday greetings to SCOAMF. I wish that you live long enough to see everything you did completely reversed and America restored to its "as founded" condition. All from the comfort of your cell in Leavenworth.

Vayr ge hargit, Barry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)

43 Nuclear Power Seen As Big Winner In Obama's Power Plan

Oh, so we're green-lighting more Nuclear plants?
No?

Hmmm... then I don't see how it's "a big winner."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)

44
Guess How Many Licensed Mammogram Facilities Planned Parenthood Runs



Zero point zero.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 04, 2015 09:22 AM (JO9+V)

45 41 Second look at moving to Holland?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)


Only if Geert Wilders becomes PM. I wonder how the end of the welfare state affects the Muzzy invaders. Hopefully they self deport.

Before they "self destruct."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:23 AM (St6BJ)

46 Well, Rethuglican h8rz, if you want PP to run mammograms you'll need to increase their funding.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

47 Second look at moving to Holland?"

*insert finger-in-dike joke here*

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 09:23 AM (C9pBZ)

48 Looks like they caught the cop killer in Memphis.

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 09:24 AM (ncdr/)

49 Nuclear Power Seen As Big Winner In Obama's Power Plan

Ah yes. The marvelous event at Hiroshima!

Posted by: Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman at August 04, 2015 09:24 AM (1+7D3)

50 Hmmm... then I don't see how it's "a big winner."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)


In the Obama not being actively regulated against is winning.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 04, 2015 09:24 AM (tM4uk)

51 "*insert finger-in-dike joke here*"


Hey, get your finger out of my eye, idiot.

Posted by: Dyke at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (VPLuQ)

52 More Than 2/3 Of Obamacare Enrollees Not Satisfied With Coverage


Shut your whore mouths! It's free. What more do you want?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (P8HwW)

53 Whey ah all da white wimmens?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (Dwehj)

54 You get into these local governments you and your relatives make a lot of money. There are all sorts of apptt to be made where you can earn more than 100k for a few hours of work a month. You just have to appear on a board. No expertise necessary. It's a scam and every gov -local, state, usues it. Also, some will pay for you to attend college.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (iQIUe)

55 You, having TWO adopted cousins that would probably have been aborted and are great people, really really makes all this shit REAL.



I mean REALLY.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (0FSuD)

56 sigh....watching perry.....he is strong on immigration answers......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:26 AM (0O7c5)

57 52 More Than 2/3 Of Obamacare Enrollees Not Satisfied With Coverage


Shut your whore mouths! It's free. What more do you want?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (P8HwW)



Old borscht belt joke:

Two old ladies are seated at the table, complaining.

Old lady 1 - "The food here at this restaurant is terrible."

Old lady 2 - "I know. And such small portions."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:26 AM (St6BJ)

58 Shut your whore mouths! It's free. What more do you want?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:25 AM (P8HwW)

A ball rub?

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (0FSuD)

59 56 sigh....watching perry.....he is strong on immigration answers......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:26 AM (0O7c5)


Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (St6BJ)

60 >>More Than 2/3 Of Obamacare Enrollees Not Satisfied With Coverage


I'm going to make a wild guess that this is because they were kicked off their good healthcare plan based on Obamacare regulations (such as their plan was no longer allowed) and forced to take Obamacare.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH)

61 In the Obama not being actively regulated against is winning.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 04, 2015 09:24 AM (tM4uk)


You mean like *not* having the primary waste containment facility in the US shut down, forcing existing nuclear plants into costly and more risky methods of waste disposal?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)

62 Uh... Is this chocolate oatmeal supposed to have corn in it?

Posted by: The Michelle Obama School Lunch Program at August 04, 2015 09:28 AM (tBH1d)

63 That taranto piece was from 2010 , when it wasn't behind the paywall.

Posted by: admiral marcus at August 04, 2015 09:28 AM (0u/CC)

64
Obama is like the Dead Boys tune from '78:

"Your Love Is Like a Nuclear Waste."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:28 AM (St6BJ)

65 Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

In fairness, it was an insanely popular thing at the time it passed. If Perry had vetoed it, he would have been overridden easily.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:29 AM (evdj2)

66 56 sigh....watching perry.....he is strong on immigration answers......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:26 AM (0O7c5)


I will believe these immigration hawks are serious when I hear two words from them:

employer sanctions.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:29 AM (1+7D3)

67 I still think solar powered hydroelectric windmills are our path to energy independence.

Well, that and a paleo lifestyle of cave living, and drinking from streams that the cave dwellers upstream shit in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:29 AM (VPLuQ)

68 The Four Corners Generating Station is a coal-fired power plant located near Fruitland, New Mexico, United States.

Employees at the Four Corners Power Plant were evacuated today after several suspicious devices were discovered at the station ...approximately six inches in length and capped at both ends...


Probably nothing...?
Hoft, Gateway Pundit
http://bit.ly/1VYZIXd

Posted by: mindful webworker - probably at August 04, 2015 09:30 AM (4Utw1)

69 60 I'm going to make a wild guess that this is because they were kicked off their good healthcare plan based on Obamacare regulations (such as their plan was no longer allowed) and forced to take Obamacare.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH)


Further wild guess: Evil insurance companies will be blamed.

Further further wild guess: It will be believed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:30 AM (St6BJ)

70 Remember two words: "In-state tuition."





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (St6BJ)

i'm over him.....completely.....but that voice and hair.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:30 AM (0O7c5)

71
Further further further wild guess: It will be the pretext to abolish private health insurance altogether and go to single payer.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)

72 Barack.......it's time. You haven't been wearing your ring, Michelle hasn't been around you in a while. Let's not hide it anymore.

Posted by: Reggie at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)

73 Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

In fairness, it was an insanely popular thing at the time it passed. If Perry had vetoed it, he would have been overridden easily.


Two more words: "For illegals".

Override me. Do what you know is right. Let history judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (P8HwW)

74
Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

Heart. Less.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (1+7D3)

75 OK, now I want to see the general election become Trump vs. Biden. Just because it would be going out in a blaze of glory, like watching the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man and Paul the Saints Flow mascot duking it out in the burning ruins of Baltimore.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (2l5vw)

76 Bruce @ 54

Yep. I've mentioned the OCD asshole across the street from me a few times. Runs a gas leafblower at least three times a day, sometimes more than that. Every. Day. Rain or shine.

Mid thirties, never worked a real job one day of his life. Daddy used to be a city councilman, has pulled strings for the guy his entire life. He has worked in some capacity for the city since his teenage years.
Spoiled brat. Nobody can stand the guy. Not even his really cute wife - seriously.

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (ncdr/)

77 70 i'm over him.....completely.....but that voice and hair.........
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:30 AM (0O7c5)


"Dreamy" is not a requirement for prexy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM (St6BJ)

78 ".approximately six inches in length and capped at both ends...
"



Power cells for one of AtC's toys?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM (VPLuQ)

79 Heart. Less.

Yeah, that is what bugged me more that in-state tuition. On the latter, sometimes a politician just follows his people rather than getting run over.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM (evdj2)

80 74
Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

Heart. Less.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:31 AM (1+7D3)


Because I think with my brain. And heartless is one word.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:33 AM (St6BJ)

81 "Dreamy" is not a requirement for prexy.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM (St6BJ)

i know.....i'm backing cruz.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:33 AM (0O7c5)

82 The people have the right to be wrong, or else self-government is a sham.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:33 AM (evdj2)

83 You, having TWO adopted cousins that would probably have been aborted and are great people, really really makes all this shit REAL.

Try being born of a scared 19-year-old college student. Thank God for adoption.

I take a hard line because they were trying to kill me since before I was born. I tend to take that personally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:34 AM (2l5vw)

84 Remember two words: "In-state tuition."

Heart. Less.


Life's abitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:34 AM (P8HwW)

85 Power cells for one of AtC's toys?

Wait, are we discussing the bomb threat or nuclear power plants?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:35 AM (2l5vw)

86
Wait, are you saying that the majority of Texans favored paying for tuition for illegal aliens? Yeah, Austin I can see, but not the rest of the state.

I'm a New Yorker but this is confusing to me given the image I have of Texas, to wit, that it's a state of decent, hardworking conservative Americans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:35 AM (St6BJ)

87 "Dreamy" is not a requirement for prexy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM


Tell that to the Choom Gang, Skippy.

Remember all the orgasmic discussion of the Mocha Messiah's tight Levi's back in '08? That was probably the occasion of Maureen Dowdy's last climax.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 09:35 AM (0atQl)

88 87 "Dreamy" is not a requirement for prexy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:32 AM

Tell that to the Choom Gang, Skippy.

Remember all the orgasmic discussion of the Mocha Messiah's tight Levi's back in '08? That was probably the occasion of Maureen Dowdy's last climax.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 09:35 AM (0atQl)


I should have added ". . . in the mind of reasoned, thinking individuals."

But point taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:36 AM (St6BJ)

89 Cruz is my guy,with Walker right up there.Fiorina looks like a good VP pick.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)

90 I'm a New Yorker but this is confusing to me given the image I have of Texas, to wit, that it's a state of decent, hardworking conservative Americans.


And you would be correct. It was pure, unadulterated pandering.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:37 AM (P8HwW)

91 steevy

i'm stunned at how much i like fiorina......i think she'd be great as a vp!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:38 AM (0O7c5)

92 "62 Uh... Is this chocolate oatmeal supposed to have corn in it?

Posted by: The Michelle Obama School Lunch Program at August 04, 2015 09:28 AM (tBH1d) "

#ThankARepublican

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2015 09:38 AM (go6ud)

93 Why did this not make the dump? FL stupid must not be spread?



http://tinyurl.com/nhsnwu8

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at August 04, 2015 09:38 AM (0FSuD)

94 So, I didn't know that Roger Goodell has a summer home in Maine. Some Mainer paid to have a banner flown over his house: "Happy B-day T-Brady, from Maine and Roger G."

hahaha. Suck it Goodell.

Posted by: Mainah at August 04, 2015 09:38 AM (659DL)

95 OK, now I want to see the general election become Trump vs. Biden. Just because it would be going out in a blaze of glory, like watching the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man and Paul the Saints Flow mascot duking it out in the burning ruins of Baltimore.

Trump v Sanders.

Or

Trump v Stewart (yes, I saw people talking about Jon Stewart for president).

I'd have to buy extra salt.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)

96 off ole bill sock.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 09:39 AM (0FSuD)

97 i never new lindsey was in the air force.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:39 AM (0O7c5)

98 I'm carrying this over from the previous thread:

Did anyone see the commercial last night on Fox (network, not NEWS) for
Republicans? Not for a candidate - just the Republican Party in general.

OMG - it was embarrassing and pathetic. It put me in mind of the Christine O'Donnell commercial saying "I'm not a witch!"

It
was cringe worthy. Basically said, "We don't hate you! We love
everyone! We want everyone to succeed! Remember, we don't hate you!" It
was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

Damn.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 09:18 AM (vg8iE)



Oh, that's just a bit of log rolling for Jeb! from the Republican Party.

Jeb!'s campaign slogan is

"The Right to Rise!"

So, Compassionate Conservatism Part Deux.


ie. We don't hate you!

We want everyone to rise like yeasty bread.

And here's a bunch of new social programs to pander to you-

paid for by people who actually work and would like to rise themselves-

but hey, they don't need that money for their dreams.

And would probably use it on something we don't like.

So, Free Stuff!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2015 09:40 AM (KUa85)

99 ...And heartless is one word.


Oh. Kay.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:40 AM (1+7D3)

100 Nuclear Power Seen As Big Winner In Obama's Power Plan


Hey, remember when Libs hated nukes?

Now that their Obamessiah says it's OK, they're all "Yay, nukes!"

Paging Jackson Brown, Broooce Shitstain et al.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 04, 2015 09:41 AM (7ObY1)

101 christi looks and sounds like he smells like cold cuts

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

102 That Hillary! She's such a fighter!

I think that "fighter" is code for "she'll call those mean Republicans names and see that they are neutralized."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (U6f54)

103 As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton stayed at more 5-star hotels than all her predecessors combined. And people say she isn't qualified?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (1BQGO)

104 101 Meatballs and marinara sauce.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (sPO3u)

105 christi looks and sounds like he smells like cold cuts



Left in a baggie. In the sun.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (P8HwW)

106 89 Cruz is my guy,with Walker right up there.Fiorina looks like a good VP pick.
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)


Would have to say that I like all three, especially Cruz and Walker.

And if Trump keeps on kicking over tables and slapping the MFM around, I'm down with that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (St6BJ)

107 Wait, are you saying that the majority of Texans favored paying for tuition for illegal aliens? Yeah, Austin I can see, but not the rest of the state.

Yes.

The way the law is actually written and, as far as I know, administered, there is still positive support for it, in point of fact.

There are all kinds of jots, tittles, and curlicues which limit it- they have to have been here AND enrolled in public school (thanks, DC!) for X years, they have to have been getting decent grades (I don't remember the specifics, but better than flat Cs, I think), and so on and so forth.

Further, in TX, in-state tuition is not as big a hit on the budget as it can be in other states. The State doesn't pour just a ton of money (in relative terms) on the State-chartered Universities, so it's not costing the tax payer just a ton of money.

Now, there are lots of other negatives to the plan, but a lot of people in Texas have no real problem with in-state tuition for illegals who were brought over as minors.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (kff5f)

108 95% of Obamacare supporters could report that it sucks the blood of their children, and 65% of the electorate will still support it because they CARE.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (k8tEg)

109 Hillary! can lose every single demographic group and still win the presidency. Remember, its not who votes that counts, its who counts that vote.

Posted by: An Observation at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (QD2Mc)

110 @108 replace "supporters" with "enrolees" but you get the point.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (k8tEg)

111 Isn't that Ghostbusters link basically the beginning of Ghostbusters 2?

Why reboot the worse of the two movies?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 04, 2015 09:45 AM (43M2s)

112 Obama's Power Plan

I'll take "Boot stamping on a human face forever", for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:45 AM (1+7D3)

113 Anyone see that the Starbucks CEO is being encouraged to run as the Dem candidate?

4 years ago Romney was an evil, greedy CEO who profited off the labor of his employees (and gave their wives cancer!!), but now....Starbucks CEO is the new hotness.

I expect hypocrisy from the Left, but some of it does still amaze me in it's obviousness.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:45 AM (NOIQH)

114 104 101 Meatballs and marinara sauce.
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (sPO3u)


He is a meatball. But definitely the odor of cappacola being emitted from his pores and the schmutz between the folds of multiple double-chins is ever-present.

Basically, a loud fat fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:46 AM (St6BJ)

115 Turn in a gun and get a free ticket to my smash hit movie 'Trainwreck'! And no, I'm not that fatass from 'Bridesmaids'.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 04, 2015 09:47 AM (gwG9s)

116 Wait, are you saying that the majority of Texans favored paying for tuition for illegal aliens?

Absolutely. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:47 AM (evdj2)

117 108 95% of Obamacare supporters could report that it sucks the blood of their children, and 65% of the electorate will still support it because they CARE.
Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:44 AM (k8tEg)


"Less Caring. More Thinking."

Better yet, "If you really care, THINK."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 09:47 AM (St6BJ)

118 113 Not to mention the big corporations are huge Democrat doaners,as are the Wall Street firms.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (sPO3u)

119 Now, there are lots of other negatives to the plan, but a lot of people
in Texas have no real problem with in-state tuition for illegals who
were brought over as minors.


Ah.

I know this one.

"He's so cute ! Can we keep him??? Pleasepleaseplease?"

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (1+7D3)

120 118 Donors,what the fuck is a "doaner"?

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (sPO3u)

121 I still love me some Cruz but I'd put my money on Walker, which would also be fine by me. Cruz suffers too much from Clever Boy syndrome. Again I love his values and his fire, but over the long haul I think he comes across as too "hot" in a media sense for most to be comfortable with him in a Presidential role. Now we just need someone to lock Trump in a car trunk for several months

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (k8tEg)

122 The Empire is pleased to see that two loyal Imperial Citizens, Baron Jeb of Bush and Baroness Hillary of Clinton have volunteered to participate in the Imperial Election Festival.

Posted by: eman at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (MQEz6)

123 101 christi looks and sounds like he smells like cold cuts
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

He's got a 6" hoagie hidden in one of his chins just in case he gets hungry.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

124 hmmmm.....ben carson....doing well....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:49 AM (0O7c5)

125 I expect hypocrisy from the Left, but some of it does still amaze me in it's obviousness.

But the Starbucks CEO started a hashtag campaign on Twitter! Did Romney ever start a hashtag campaign on Twitter?

See? Totally different.

Less tongue-in-cheek, if there is any US Corporation (other than Planned Infanticide) which Progtards view as "good" and "looking out for folks!" and such, it's Fivebucks. So it's not actually hypocritical (except from a superficial standpoint) for them to support the Fivebucks CEO and have hated Romney (remember - they see venture capitalists as the most evil of the evil. Right up until they need one to start their own business).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)

126 I expect hypocrisy from the Left, but some of it does still amaze me in it's obviousness.

--

The Left has one simple motive, one single principle: power.
Everything they do is to grab more power.
Once you realize that, their actions are logical and predictable.

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:49 AM (cbfNE)

127 ugh...here comes jeb!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:49 AM (0O7c5)

128 @117 I'm afraid that would go over about as well as "Eat Your Peas"

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:51 AM (k8tEg)

129 hmmmm.....ben carson....doing well....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:49 AM (0O7c5)


Carson has a whole lot of growing (politically) I want him to do before I can support him as President. He's got lots of good ideas, but he's... unanchored on the 2nd Amendment, and I have no idea about his knowledge of foreign affairs.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

130 And now, Ted Cruz on the proper way to cook bacon with a machine gun:

https://youtu.be/EaZGaJrd3x8

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 09:51 AM (2l5vw)

131 the proper way to cook bacon with a machine gun:

Ah. Vital survival skills.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)

132
I'm the only candidate in the republican field who has never ridden a sybian. Just ask Miss Grahamnesty.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (OiFtZ)

133 Dutch King Willem-Alexander declares the end of the welfare state


Alternate Title: Our Socialist Government Has Officially Run Out Of Other People's Money


Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (1+7D3)

134 My family dr supports Ocare and O. And she's Jewish. #facepalm
Can't fire her coz she's been with our family forever and is otherwise fantastic.
Just hoping her delusion will eventually fade away when O is out of office.

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (cbfNE)

135 >>Everything they do is to grab more power.

I know, I know....just sometimes it's so dang obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (NOIQH)

136 There is much fear out there.

Fear that the game is about to collapse.

The response to Trump has made the Imperial Court much concerned.

The serfs are beginning to find out they are serfs.

Posted by: eman at August 04, 2015 09:53 AM (MQEz6)

137 Good morning everyone

Posted by: chemjeff at August 04, 2015 09:55 AM (2ap0X)

138 136 There is much fear out there.

Fear that the game is about to collapse.

The response to Trump has made the Imperial Court much concerned.

The serfs are beginning to find out they are serfs.
Posted by: eman at August 04, 2015 09:53 AM (MQEz6)

Hey, what does "enfoeffment" mean? And why is there a boot on my neck?

Posted by: The Serfs at August 04, 2015 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

139 The Left has one simple motive, one single principle: power.

Everything they do is to grab more power.


Too bad there's no way to stop them.


Too bad.

*fake sigh*

Posted by: Quisling GOP at August 04, 2015 09:55 AM (1+7D3)

140 My family dr supports Ocare and O. And she's Jewish"

So hardcore leftist then. Too bad.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 09:57 AM (C9pBZ)

141 The peasants are revolting!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 09:57 AM (kivUY)

142 So the Dutch have wised up. When are we going to?

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 09:58 AM (GpgJl)

143 @129 I think Carson is just termpermentally unsuited to the role of CoC today. Too soft spoken, and not just as a rhetorical habit, but as a frame of mind. Maybe if we lived in the 1920s he'd be the black version of Calvin Coolidge, but we live in different times that call on the American President to be able to have a powerful, quiet menacing quality (for all the right reasons of course).

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 09:58 AM (k8tEg)

144 134
My family dr supports Ocare and O. And she's Jewish. #facepalm

Can't fire her coz she's been with our family forever and is otherwise fantastic.

Just hoping her delusion will eventually fade away when O is out of office.

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (cbfNE)
you can't fix stupid....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:58 AM (0O7c5)

145 So the Dutch have wised up. When are we going to?

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 09:58 AM (GpgJl)


My guess? About the time the fields start being plowed with salt.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:58 AM (kff5f)

146 Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (cbfNE)

On the up-side, you're unlikely to choose a doctor because of his or her political beliefs.

On the down-side, this makes her more likely to ask the stupid "safety" questions- "do you have a gun in the home," etc., etc. and not accept "That's none of your G.D. business," as a valid answer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)

147 carly did well....jindal ok

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 10:00 AM (0O7c5)

148 The peasants are revolting!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 09:57 AM (kivUY)

They stink on ice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2015 10:01 AM (JO9+V)

149 It's because of the Republican's War on Women that Planned Parenthood doesn't have any mammogram machines!
- Hillary!

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (6n332)



It staggering but there are actual comments similar to that. On MarketWatch there is a story about Christie taking on PP last night. The comments about how it's all legal and the Republicans just hate women and the usual blather. Not one says, it's inhumane and vile what they're doing. Once people are this brainwashed would even showing them the bodies wake them up?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 10:02 AM (493sH)

150 134 My family dr supports Ocare and O. And she's Jewish. #facepalm
Can't fire her coz she's been with our family forever and is otherwise fantastic.
Just hoping her delusion will eventually fade away when O is out of office.
Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (cbfNE)


I haven't really discussed politics with my doctor, but one time I mentioned that I thought Obamacare would be a disaster and she replied, "I'm not supposed to say it, but I agree."


Nice rack, too.

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2015 10:02 AM (zoehZ)

151 Second look at moving to Holland?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM


As I've probably said before...when I was working in The Hague one summer, I was renting a room from a highly educated (Ph.D. type) woman who had left Yugoslavia before everything went pancake shaped in the 90s. I asked her how she was liking the Netherlands. She sighed deeply, shook her head and said "RMBS, these people are too socialistic." Considering this woman grew up under Yugoslavian communism, that has given me food for thought ever since...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2015 10:02 AM (QiBX8)

152 The U.S. economy has been crippled by a financial crisis. The president's policies have limited the damage, but they were too cautious, and unemployment remains disastrously high.


His actions have made it worse. His "stimulus" was just an excuse to throw more money down the welfare hold and bankroll the inner city schools which are a massive fail.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:04 AM (GpgJl)

153
Nice rack, too.
Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2015 10:02 AM (zoehZ)

*ahem*

Moron Law, Dude.

Posted by: eman at August 04, 2015 10:04 AM (MQEz6)

154 Nice rack, too."

Gun? Spice? Nordstrom's?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 10:05 AM (C9pBZ)

155 38
'The Miracle of the 1940s' A former Enron adviser's improbable history.

By James Taranto

Updated Sept. 8, 2010 12:01 a.m. ET





Time Machine?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 09:19 AM (evdj2)

******************
The article makes no sense today - it's all about whether a tax increase scheduled to take effect in 2010 will be postponed until 2012.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2015 10:05 AM (5f5bM)

156 Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 10:00 AM (0O7c5)

If I were still on Team Maybe It Can Be Saved, I could support Jindal or Walker. I'm still not sure about Cruz.

Jindal and Walker have actual policy accomplishments- they've shown they can deliver on promises.

Cruz does not, and hasn't. He's apparently a brilliant lawyer, but he has no accomplishments as a legislator. Now, that's not his fault, necessarily, but it does make it harder to judge if he's just "talking the talk," or if - granted a real chance to make changes - he would also "walk the walk."

Without attempting to denigrate him, his policies, or his opinions, it is easy to be the firebrand yelling about how we should change everything when you know you're going to lose. That's exactly what Republicans did for the first 2 years under TFG. Once you have the ability to act on your promises, though, not making waves starts to look way more attractive.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)

157 Scankles has never been popular with women. She comes across as a back-biting scrunt.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:05 AM (GpgJl)

158 Should I mention the new NOOD?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 10:06 AM (VPLuQ)

159 Cruz does not, and hasn't. He's apparently a brilliant lawyer, but he has no accomplishments as a legislator.



I am enthusiastically in support of President Walker putting him on the Supreme Court when RBG's spot opens up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2015 10:06 AM (5f5bM)

160 The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: andycanuck

They stink on ice!
Posted by: Count de Monet


Piss boy! Oh, piss boy!
-Count de Money

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 10:07 AM (P8HwW)

161 157
Scankles has never been popular with women. She comes across as a back-biting scrunt.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:05 AM (GpgJl)

Back in 208, someone observed that she reminds men of their first wife.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2015 10:07 AM (5f5bM)

162 >>Scankles has never been popular with women. She comes across as a back-biting scrunt.


"I'm not Tammy Wynette standing by my man...."
"I'm not home baking cookies..."

Maybe a lot of women figured out early on in '92 that she was an arrogant feminist who hated any women who were not down with the feminist struggle.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 10:08 AM (NOIQH)

163 If nuke power is thge big winner for Obama's plans how come we haven't seen any new plants started?


There is no winner with Obama in anything.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:08 AM (GpgJl)

164 "Scankles has never been popular with women."



But women have always been popular with her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 10:09 AM (VPLuQ)

165 "Nuclear Power Seen As Big Winner In Obama's Power Plan "


This is too little too late.

I'm a socialist when it comes to power. Nuke plants are expensive because they take forever to license, the waste has been blocked by Harry Reid and the liability is in question.

For those reasons, I believe the government should own 500 identical reactors on federal sites throughout the country, eliminating the need for a "smart grid", dispersing power and guaranteeing energy no matter what.

Allow private power companies to tap into and distribute the electricity. If a steel mill or other factory is located basically next to the source, the power is almost free.

Instead of increasing social security and welfare, give power for air conditioning and heating.

Manufacturing in the U.S. would make a lot of sense with unlimited, free power.

Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 10:09 AM (P/xrJ)

166 So PP are lying, baby-butchering liars who tell lies and butcher babies. And in other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Obama is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 10:10 AM (2Ojst)

167 @165, jwest, there's a lot of merit to the plan, but Holy Cow, would Harry Reid block that too!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2015 10:11 AM (5f5bM)

168 131 the proper way to cook bacon with a machine gun:

Ah. Vital survival skills.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)

Slaying one's enemies does make one a bit peckish.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 10:11 AM (2Ojst)

169 Piss boy! Oh, piss boy!

-Count de Money

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 10:07 AM (P8HwW)


Wait for the shake!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2015 10:13 AM (JO9+V)

170 I take a hard line because they were trying to kill me since before I was born. I tend to take that personally.

Most people born after 1973 are survivors. I was probably OK--parents were still finishing their schooling but they were married at least.

...and the next time y'all are bashing unmarried childless women, keep in mind there's a 1 in 4 chance God actually did make someone who wanted to marry and have a family with me, but his mother had other ideas. Not much I could do about that, eh.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)

171 "He's so cute ! Can we keep him??? Pleasepleaseplease?"


Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 09:48 AM

They say that until the cutie runs over them. Or robs or shoots them. Or molests the cat.

Posted by: Lester at August 04, 2015 10:16 AM (2UPXV)

172 The U.S. economy has been crippled by a financial crisis. The president's policies have limited the damage, but they were too cautious, and unemployment remains disastrously high.




Oh yeah, that's it. Barry didn't do enough. Well don't worry with his new energy plan what's left of the economy will be totally trashed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 10:16 AM (493sH)

173 61 You mean like *not* having the primary waste containment facility in the US shut down, forcing existing nuclear plants into costly and more risky methods of waste disposal?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)


They are not "disposing" of any high level waste. It is being stored on site.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:17 AM (GpgJl)

174 In other news, I'm listening to a Company panel discussion out of the UK and some pantsuited bint just used the phrase "useless air-conditioning."

Come out to Indiana in August--or April, for fuck's sake--and tell us it's useless.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 10:17 AM (/kI1Q)

175 keep in mind there's a 1 in 4 chance God actually did make someone who wanted to marry and have a family with me, but his mother had other ideas.

Born in '71, but I think of it too. How many brilliant doctors didn't exist that could have put an end to ovarian cancer, that I might have mom here now? How many businessmen that could have given me better opportunities? How many inventors that could have improved my standard of living? Am I robbed of the love of my live? Best friends I never knew?

Fuck abortion, and may its proponents and practitioners rot in the worst of all hells for all eternity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 10:21 AM (2l5vw)

176 174 In other news, I'm listening to a Company panel discussion out of the UK and some pantsuited bint just used the phrase "useless air-conditioning."

Come out to Indiana in August--or April, for fuck's sake--and tell us it's useless.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 10:17 AM (/kI1Q)

Florida boy here. I'll lock her in a shed in mid-July and we'll see just how useless she thinks AC is afterward.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 10:21 AM (2Ojst)

177 97 i never new lindsey was in the air force.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 09:39 AM (0O7c5)


He was a JAG so it doesn't count.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:23 AM (GpgJl)

178 How many brilliant doctors didn't exist that could have put an end to
ovarian cancer, that I might have mom here now? How many businessmen
that could have given me better opportunities? How many inventors that
could have improved my standard of living? Am I robbed of the love of
my live? Best friends I never knew?


I've noticed proggs assume every single baby they fail to kill will grow up to be a criminal deadbeat, and we think they could be amazing. I don't know what to do with that observation, though.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

179 nood

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 10:27 AM (GpgJl)

180 Fuck abortion, and may its proponents and practitioners rot in the worst of all hells for all eternity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil


I think the Big Guy has got that covered. At least, that's pretty much what His Book says.

Posted by: Moderate Salami -- Cecil the Dead Lion for Prez at August 04, 2015 10:27 AM (/Ho8c)

181 I've noticed proggs assume every single baby they fail to kill will grow up to be a criminal deadbeat, and we think they could be amazing. I don't know what to do with that observation, though.

It's worldview. We see potential, they see liability. Funny how it reverses if they're 25 years old with a rap sheet the length of my arm.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 10:27 AM (2l5vw)

182 Considering how many chances Hillary had to kick Bill to the curb, she might want to walk back that Tammy Wynette thing.

Despise me for not being a feminist? Well, back atcha, baby.

Posted by: Sal at August 04, 2015 10:29 AM (MRX6w)

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