Morning Thread (5-15-2015)

Rest in peace.


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1 I don't want to be first.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:07 AM (nEuHX)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, May 15, 2015. On this day in 1911 the idiots in black robes declared Standard Oil to be an "unreasonable monopoly" and ordered it to be broken up. Never mind that there was nothing in the Constitution that gave the federal government the authority to create laws to prevent "unreasonable" monopolies, or reasonable ones for that matter. This was probably the start of regulatory tyranny in the US. Standard oil was guilty of lowering the price of kerosene, which was widely used at the time. Competitors didn't like this because they could not compete against the lower prices so they sought government action to stifle Standard Oil and eventually got their way. And that is still happening and the public is paying for it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:08 AM (GpgJl)

3 President Obama does not appear to be drawing any more red lines with Syria's Bashar Assad amid allegations that his regime has returned to using chemical weapons.


That is because he looked like what he is the last time he did this, an ineffectual idiot. So what is he doing? That which he does best, nothing. Which in this case is best.


http://fxn.ws/1e4FOs6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:08 AM (GpgJl)

4 And he also said Syria had given up its chemical weapons and that Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon. WWI troops would beg to differ you idiot.


http://bit.ly/1QOrnXn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)

5 Remember how we had ISIS "on the run" in Syria. Well they are about to run right into the 2000 year old city of Palyra, an ancient roman ruin. Which if they follow their normal mode of operation they will destroy it because it represents idolatry or something.


http://fxn.ws/1EJEekZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)

6

DAY 920

543 to go (616 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (St6BJ)

7 The "loneliest" guy in the world, a white rhino in Kenya. He must be guarded 24/7 to keep poachers from killing him for his ivory to sell to China. There are only 5 white rhinos left in the world. Plenty of other RINOs though.


http://fxn.ws/1cCKx3n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)

8 ISIS is not the only group of savages in the ME. Iran isn't much better. They are recruiting 6 year olds to fight their wars against "other" muzzies.


http://fxn.ws/1Hgywen

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)

9 House conservatives were successful in stripping language from a defense appropriations bill that would have opened military enlistment to illegals and thus giving them amnesty. Just read this extremely rabid and biased article from AP about those evil conservatives not allowing illegals in the military. Of course the RNCe is not happy. (more later)


http://fxn.ws/1Fc40ln

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:10 AM (GpgJl)

10 Investigators have found no mechanical problems with the train or the tracks in that train derailment. All eyes are pointed at the engineer who claims he can't remember anything. The Philadelphia DA is "considering" bringing charges.


http://fxn.ws/1A3QfGu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:10 AM (GpgJl)

11 Philly police have obtained a search warrant for the engineer's phone records to see if he was yacking on the phone when the train went speeding out of the station into the curve at 107mph.


http://fxn.ws/1IC07Kq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:10 AM (GpgJl)

12 Wow. I was just actually noodling around in the BB Kings blues box when I clicked and saw this

*FREAKY*

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 15, 2015 06:10 AM (nGaMY)

13 That third grade teacher in NJ who had her students send get well cards to convicted cop killer Mumia (who should be dead) has finally been fired.


http://fxn.ws/1cAyTFX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:10 AM (GpgJl)

14 Senate Republicans have sold us out again in that shitty Obama trade deal. We really don't have a Party. We have commies for big government and Repukes for big business. And why will they not release the details of the "deal" to the public? Because it is more than likely a POS.


http://fxn.ws/1Pn6LYN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

15 Recall I said yesterday when that black teacher apologized for trashing whites that if she had been a white trashing blacks she would have never got to apologize. She would have been fired. Well here is the proof. So what was this white principal's "racist" remarks? At a graduation ceremony before the valedictorian gave her remarks a lot of the blacks in the audience decided to leave. She called out "look all the blacks are leaving". I guess the bar for "racist remarks" has got to be pretty low now. Compare that to the remarks the black teacher made about whites. There is no comparison.


http://fxn.ws/1GbmVib

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

16 MSDNC continues its slide into obliteration. Evidently people do not want to watch infomercials for the Democrat Party all day.


http://bit.ly/1L4Rxlg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

17 The Mooch approved lunch has some extra protein and students are not happy.


http://bit.ly/1IAENoo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

18 An audit of the NYC subways system reveals that tracks and beds around stations are not being cleaned as required by the city's own regulations. The tracks are filthy and infested with rats.


http://cbsloc.al/1KQtTbI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

19 Yet another riot at a Brooklyn MickyD's. I guess we will have to have a national conversation about MickyD's in Brooklyn.


http://bit.ly/1bTHJOo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

20 16 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)


I'd rather watch Jerry Lewis cry for 24 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (St6BJ)

21 Recall Staffinfectionaopolos said there was no liberal bias in the MFM? Hahahahahah.


http://bit.ly/1E8yzEw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

22 Black Panthers and Ferguson commies are calling for blacks to kill cops again. Isn't this a felony?


http://bit.ly/1E8yOPN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

23 The IRS has been publicly humiliated and has to return $107K it illegally seized from a storeowners' bank account. I say they should be forced to return more and they should be prosecuted for grand theft and fraud. This shit will not stop until the guilty parties start being held accountable.


http://bit.ly/1EINu9R

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

24 18 An audit of the NYC subways system reveals that tracks and beds around stations are not being cleaned as required by the city's own regulations. The tracks are filthy and infested with rats.


http://cbsloc.al/1KQtTbI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)


They needed an audit for this? You could've called me and saved the trouble.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)

25 A KY sheriff says he is glad that a man shot by a deputy was white because then there would be no riots caused by misrepresentation by the MFM. Sadly, this is the state of affairs in our country now.


http://bit.ly/1IEyVJs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

26 Here are the 20 RINOs who voted to allow illegals in the armed services and thus giving them amnesty.


http://bit.ly/1JM89xm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

27 Iran is thumbing its nose at Obama and his orders to stay out of Yemen.


http://bit.ly/1Hhf8xS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

28 A NC nutbag has been arrested n NYC after returning from overseas trying to join ISIS. He was sentenced to 20 years on weapons charges (convicted felon).


http://bit.ly/1PnaINg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

29 Democrats are funneling money to leftist universities.


http://bit.ly/1B0yYZz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

30 Guess who else is a big Clinton donor? Old Donald Trump who lately claims to be a Republican again.


http://bit.ly/1d1nnEu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

31 FLAMING SKULL



AMTRAK says the automatic speed control system was installed outside Philly but it was not turned on. They didn't have permission yet from the FCC for the higher bandwidth they needed on transmitters for them to work reliably.


http://washex.am/1JMpLt5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

32 The State Department is still stalling Trey Gowdy on Benghazi. Trey, you are going to have to throw some people in jail son.


http://washex.am/1PJXLIj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

33 The Obama regime is warning home lenders that they must lend to people who receive Section 8 housing assistance. We are into ludicrous territory now. And yet when the next bank/housing collapse inevitable occurs they will blame the evil banks and Wall Street.


http://bit.ly/1B0AhYv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

34 The more Americans see of Scankles the less they like her. No, I don't think that is it. I think the MFM has just started reporting on her lawless actions instead of covering them up.


http://bit.ly/1Fod4Xx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

35 The foes of the Keystone Pipeline are being financed by Russian billionaires.


http://bit.ly/1PJYFEG

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

36 31 FLAMING SKULL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)


Oh, the evil GOP, right? Wait, isn't the FCC run by Rump Roast Clyburn?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:16 AM (St6BJ)

37 Nepal says it has found the missing US helicopter in the mountains NE of Kathmandu. Question is what is the elevation there? This helo has a service ceiling of 19,000 feet. Kathmandu has an elevation of 4600 feet but is in a bowl shaped valley surrounded by mountains. I have a sneaking suspicion we should not have been using this helo in this area.


http://fxn.ws/1e4IE0f

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

38 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1A3Xgad


That's it for today folks. I will be leaving this morning to hit the road for the weekend. Will not be back until Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

39
And he also said Syria had given up its chemical weapons and that Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon. WWI troops would beg to differ you idiot.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)

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Obama is a frakin' retard. This past summer, a co-worker of mine died after exposure to chlorine gas when he opened up an oldbottle of chlorine in his pool shed. I'm just glad I didn't have to work that code.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 15, 2015 06:17 AM (KlVdw)

40
Safe travels, Vic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:19 AM (St6BJ)

41 Chlorine gas in a confined space is instantly fatal, and a common swimming pool accident, from what I've read.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:21 AM (nEuHX)

42 We have reached the point of insanity. NYT editorial from sidebar wants to settle Syrian refugees in Detroit. I guess the thinking is it looks like a war zone, let's literally make it one.

The NYT picks are typical NYT supporters. Readers picks are along the lines of "Are you nuts!?!?"

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 15, 2015 06:22 AM (nRvEn)

43 36 Oh, the evil GOP, right? Wait, isn't the FCC run by Rump Roast Clyburn?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:16 AM (St6BJ)

It used to be run by his son. I don't know if it still is. How about some nepotism in government which is why the federal government employee civil service department was founded.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:22 AM (GpgJl)

44 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

Here's this week's Ziegfeld Girl, Doris Kenyon:

http://goo.gl/AgqPg1

At the age of 16, she sang for the composer Victor Herbert at a dinner party, who, impressed with her voice, cast her as the lead in his operetta Princess Pat. Moving on to film, she starred in The Rack for the World Film Company of Fort Lee, NJ and in the sadly now-lost serial The Hidden Hand for the Pathe studio. Her most famous role came as the Lady Mary opposite Rudolph Valentino in 1924s Monsieur Beaucaire.

After the sound revolution, Kenyon continued to work, her vocal training standing her in good stead. She made films throughout the 1930s, retiring from movies after 1939s The Man in the Iron Mask, then moving on to radio in the 40s and TV in the 50s. She died on September 1, 1979.

http://goo.gl/GCBCgL

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2015 06:24 AM (zF6Iw)

45 Breitbart,
Krauthammer says Obama's sell out of Gulf Allies should be terrifying. It's a video and the text summary is minimal

http://tinyurl.com/q2ogutf

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:24 AM (nEuHX)

46 I have caught quite a few strong whiffs of Chlorine when opening a barrel of Chlorine sticks for the pool. I guess I am lucky.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:25 AM (GpgJl)

47 43 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:22 AM (GpgJl)


It's his daughter, Mignon. aka Rump Roast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:27 AM (St6BJ)

48 Morning all
RIP BB King.

Fredo throwing his support 100% behind the Palis. Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:27 AM (/tNwW)

49 So the Syrian refugees who settle in Detroit will get along fabulously with Dearbornistan, right?

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:28 AM (nEuHX)

50
Clorox irritates the hell out of my throat, and that's like .001% Chlorine. So you can imagine exposure to the full strength thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:29 AM (St6BJ)

51 Hey J.J. I was in Central Park with my family from Israel.....I forgot how nice it is inside

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:29 AM (/tNwW)

52 48 It's his daughter, Mignon. aka Rump Roast.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:27 AM (St6BJ)

For some reason I was thinking it was a son. In any case, she was never qualified for the PSC and she isn't qualified for the FCC either. Its AA and nepotism pure and simple.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

53 51 Hey J.J. I was in Central Park with my family from Israel.....I forgot how nice it is inside
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:29 AM (/tNwW)


It's nice but until you've been gang-raped and beaten, you haven't experienced the real charm of the place.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:31 AM (St6BJ)

54 Iran taunts Obama by sending a resupply ship to Yemen after Obama tells Iran to not send ships to Yemen. Obama says it is a 'stunt', i.e. bait after Iran says that boarding the ship will start WWIII.

Obama agrees saying Iran wants us to board the ship to create an international incident.

So we're all in agreement then. Obama is impotent.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:35 AM (nEuHX)

55 Black Panthers and Ferguson commies are calling for blacks to kill cops again.

-
And that's not hate speech.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 06:35 AM (LImiJ)

56 RIP we're losing a lot of greats and there's not enough coming behind them to be great.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU)

57 Maybe Obama is comparing chlorine gas to Mooch's farts.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 06:39 AM (LImiJ)

58 "54
Iran taunts Obama by sending a resupply ship to Yemen after Obama tells
Iran to not send ships to Yemen. Obama says it is a 'stunt', i.e. bait
after Iran says that boarding the ship will start WWIII.



Obama agrees saying Iran wants us to board the ship to create an international incident.



So we're all in agreement then. Obama is impotent.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:35 AM (nEuHX)"

Then don't board it. Torpedo the ship and then deny doing it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 06:39 AM (KDbAT)

59 It's nice but until you've been gang-raped and beaten, you haven't experienced the real charm of the place.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:31 AM (St6BJ)

They only got the economy tour since we spent most of our time in FAO Schwartz and the Apple Store

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:40 AM (/tNwW)

60 3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:08 AM (GpgJl)

It's worse than that Emperor Urkle X decreed that chlorine gas is no longer a chemical weapon yesterday...

http://tinyurl.com/k2mur63

You know never mind that Chlorine Gas IS the historical weapon.

Remember kids this is the guy whose intellect moral clarity will be our shield from iran acquiring nuclear arms...

I hate this asshole and the media whose willful refusal to report his imbecility graced us with "his reign."

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)

61 Then don't board it. Torpedo the ship

-
It'd be OK because historically torpedoes aren't considered weapons.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 06:41 AM (LImiJ)

62 58 Then don't board it. Torpedo the ship and then deny doing it.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 06:39 AM (KDbAT)

Iran will sabotage their own boat, then claim an Israeli submarine did it in order to goad America into war.

But a real leader would put a fish into its rudder and say, turn around or be sunk. First and only warning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

63 59 They only got the economy tour since we spent most of our time in FAO Schwartz and the Apple Store
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:40 AM (/tNwW)


If I said FAO Scvartze, I'd get in trouble.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

64 The thrill is gone...The thrill has gone away..

Posted by: brevity at May 15, 2015 06:43 AM (k1TbL)

65 64 Maet,
Mr kloo thoo or whatever his name is, has accused me of nasty, nasty things.

I have been tolerating this for a while, but Mr. Butthurt needs to get it together. I'm involved with his wife! JEEZ!
I liked the guy before his transition to el supremo cukoo.
Posted by: Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry at May 15, 2015 06:43 AM (qry2M)


Who, Moo Moo/Huck Akin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

66
I hate this asshole and the media whose willful refusal to report his imbecility graced us with "his reign."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)

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I think you meant "rain"- because from where I'm sitting, it feels awfully warm and yellow.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 15, 2015 06:45 AM (KlVdw)

67 by the way history says Ogabe is a shithead on this issue...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_weapons_in_World_War_I

The UN itself says Chlorine gas is a chemical weapon AND WMD

http://www.un.org/disarmament/WMD/Chemical/

FAS says it is a chemical weapon

http://fas.org/sgp/crs/nuke/R42862.pdf

DOD says it is a chemical weapon

http://www.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=46311

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:46 AM (/4AZU)

68 I hate this bastard he can't hold my jockstrap on military history, he is willfully stupid and unteachable b/c he is ALWAYS "the smartest guy in the room"....

I'll bet he things the Germans were "just cleaning the battlefield" in Ypres....I hate the asshole I hate the asshole I hate the asshole.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:48 AM (/4AZU)

69 *thinks*

God I hate thim, his stupid party, his media enablers, the Officer Corps who refuses to undermine him through Chinese whisper....

I hate this asshole.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:51 AM (/4AZU)

70
Of course chlorine is not a chemical weapon. Just as Zyklon B was only a pesticide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)

71 sorry didn't mean to lower the temp....

I do not wish harm on any elected asshole...

I want him to live a long humiliated life.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU)

72 Wow. Had he been ill?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2015 06:53 AM (qbxhm)

73 70 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)

Quite but somehow nukes are something more than an optical light show with heat residuals....

I hate the democrats.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:53 AM (/4AZU)

74 "Wow. Had he been ill?"
I had heard a report last week that he had returned to in home hospice care after a brief visit to the hospital for something. And his family had released a statement saying that he was doing well.

And I remember thinking that being in hospice care, and doing well seemed to conflict slightly.

I want to think diabetes complications, but could be wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 06:57 AM (VPLuQ)

75 I gotta wonder what the Affurmatif Axshun Preznit gains with a nuclear Iran? He is either a malevolent traitor because Iran is a sworn enemy of the U.S. or he is an imbecilic traitor. and the congress isn't doing much to stop him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 15, 2015 06:58 AM (2GmpD)

76

USA INTERNET CONTROL ENDING
SHIFT TO GLOBAL GOVTS


DRUDGE

Yeah this will end well?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2015 06:58 AM (/tNwW)

77 Scientific American : Chlorine gas second only to carbon monoxide

http://tinyurl.com/kpl2f3o

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:59 AM (nEuHX)

78 Insty's place seems to have just shit the bed.

"Server not found"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 06:59 AM (VPLuQ)

79 78 Insty's place seems to have just shit the bed.

"Server not found"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 06:59 AM (VPLuQ)


See comment #76 . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)

80 Do nuclear air bursts contribute to Climate Change"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:00 AM (VPLuQ)

81 Of course chlorine is not a chemical weapon. Just as Zyklon B was only a pesticide. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)

Not a chemical weapon?

Cool. Then he probably won't mind standing in a small enclosed room with an open 55-gallon drum of bleach.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 15, 2015 07:01 AM (/kVvc)

82 "See comment #76 . . . "



That's just crazy talk right there.




My hat.....shiney side in, or out?
I can never remember which.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:01 AM (VPLuQ)

83 Suicide attempt...or Homocide?
The lead investigator for the National Transportation Safety Board says the Amtrak train sped up for a full minute before it derailed at a sharp curve.
Board member Robert Sumwalt says a camera mounted on the front of the train shows it was going 70 mph 65 seconds before the video went dark.
By 16 seconds before the crash, the train had increased to 100 mph, soon reaching 106 mph right before entering a 50 mph section.
Investigators are still unsure why the train was speeding up.
Sumwalt says inspection records show no anomalies with the track, signals or train itself. It had left Philadelphia's 30th Street Station on time.
He says engineer Brandon Bostian has agreed to speak to NTSB investigators in the next few days

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:03 AM (xQX/f)

84 80>> I've got something for climate change..pull my finger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 15, 2015 07:03 AM (2GmpD)

85 "Suicide attempt...or Homocide? "

All we need now is to find his apartment containing the Microsoft train simulator, and records showing he had experimented with that curve on the computer multiple times prior to that night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:05 AM (VPLuQ)

86 "39

And he also said Syria had given up its chemical weapons and that
Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical
weapon. WWI troops would beg to differ you idiot.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:09 AM (GpgJl)
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Obama
is a frakin' retard. This past summer, a co-worker of mine died after
exposure to chlorine gas when he opened up an oldbottle of chlorine in
his pool shed. I'm just glad I didn't have to work that code.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 15, 2015 06:17 AM (KlVdw)"

Here's what Wilfred Owen had to say on the subject of chlorine gas:
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,Till on the haunting flares we turned our backsAnd towards our distant rest began to trudge.Men marched asleep. Many had lost their bootsBut limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hootsOf tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! - An ecstasy of fumbling,Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.If in some smothering dreams you too could paceBehind the wagon that we flung him in,And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;If you could hear, at every jolt, the bloodCome gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cudOf vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,My friend, you would not tell with such high zestTo children ardent for some desperate glory,The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum estPro patria mori.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 07:06 AM (KDbAT)

87 80>> I've got something for climate change..pull my finger.

* Tug*

*Sniff*


Aw Jasus, what crawled up your ass and died?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:07 AM (VPLuQ)

88 85 "Suicide attempt...or Homocide? "

All we need now is to find his apartment containing the Microsoft train simulator, and records showing he had experimented with that curve on the computer multiple times prior to that night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:05 AM (VPLuQ)


Upthread, Vic had the newsflash that the ATC control that likely could have prevented the accident was prevented from being installed by the FCC because of bandwidth issues or some such.

But, GOP is evil because money is more important than lives.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)

89 Good grief. Pixy really, really sucks for attempting any sort of formatting whatsoever. All I was trying to do was maintain line breaks and even that is too much for this half assed software.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 07:08 AM (KDbAT)

90 81 Cool. Then he probably won't mind standing in a small enclosed room with an open 55-gallon drum of bleach.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 15, 2015 07:01 AM (/kVvc)


Punchline to racist riddle: "Janitor in a Drum."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ)

91 18: An audit of the NYC subways system reveals that tracks and beds around stations are not being cleaned as required by the city's own regulations. The tracks are filthy and infested with rats.


They should do what the DC Subway system does. Allow the electrical wiring to short out and that will cause lots of smoke. That will take care of those rats. Plus, the burning will clean the dirt or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2015 07:09 AM (TBIch)

92 91 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2015 07:09 AM (TBIch)

The rats will scatter at the first sign of anything lethal.

But, "Willard."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:10 AM (St6BJ)

93 Dulce et Decorum Est should be required reading for every student, along with Orwell and the Federalist Papers.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 15, 2015 07:10 AM (2GmpD)

94 "Upthread, Vic had the newsflash that the ATC control that likely could have prevented the accident was prevented from being installed by the FCC because of bandwidth issues or some such. "

But the narrative is still that evil Republicans killed puppies in a blender, and caused the train to speed up because of budget cuts.

If I ever get a DUW, I'm gonna blame the vehicle manufacturer for failing to install a breathalyzer in the car, interlocked to the ignition.

Second rule of vehicular control. Software will slow you down.

First rule?
Don't speed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:11 AM (VPLuQ)

95 Not just insty, pjmedia is down too.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 07:11 AM (nEuHX)

96 My Great Uncle Gusto, who died around the time I was born, fought in WWI and was gassed, but survived.

My grandmother said he was never the same after that, plagued by breathing problems.

So, yeah, FUCK THIS ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2015 07:11 AM (qbxhm)

97 As more and more cars are equipped with active braking systems, we are going to see more and more lawsuits by drivers that the car itself failed to prevent the rear end collision.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:12 AM (VPLuQ)

98 Hotair, and little green footballs is still up though. So there's that.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 07:13 AM (nEuHX)

99 All we need now is to find his apartment containing the Microsoft train simulator, and records showing he had experimented with that curve on the computer multiple times prior to that night.

He hit the brakes at the exact split second when it was the worst possible thing to do.

Doing a quick search this morning the gay lobby is spitting mad that his abhorrent sexuality is being mentioned by anyone. Fuck 'em. They wanna shut down cake makers, florists, and pizza shops -- then they gotta realize there's payback for noticing when one of them like Tomato Andy or Choo Choo guy kills innocents.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:13 AM (xQX/f)

100 88 Upthread, Vic had the newsflash that the ATC control
that likely could have prevented the accident was prevented from being
installed by the FCC because of bandwidth issues or some such.



But, GOP is evil because money is more important than lives.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)

Even worse. It WAS installed, just not turned on because of a licensing issue by the FCC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (GpgJl)

101 "68
I hate this bastard he can't hold my jockstrap on military history, he
is willfully stupid and unteachable b/c he is ALWAYS "the smartest guy
in the room"....

I'll bet he things the Germans were "just
cleaning the battlefield" in Ypres....I hate the asshole I hate the
asshole I hate the asshole.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 06:48 AM (/4AZU)"

Well, you could get a serious infection from rusty barbed wire so it is a good idea to disinfect the battlefield with chlorine before somebody got hurt. Sadly, some people just can't follow directions.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (KDbAT)

102 100 Even worse. It WAS installed, just not turned on because of a licensing issue by the FCC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (GpgJl)


A flaming Mignon!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ)

103 Competitors didn't like this because they could not compete against the lower prices so they sought government action to stifle Standard Oil and eventually got their way. And that is still happening and the public is paying for it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:08 AM (GpgJl)

State I live in has minimum mark up laws.

That's right, thanks to this Depression era law it is illegal for businesses to charge even cost for items, least the government pays them a visit for trying to gain unfair advantage over other businesses who aren't as business savvy (or big enough to cut bulk deals with the manufacturers).

But sure, Capitalism is the failure and not the government has one hand on the scales and another reaching out for a bribe to adjust those scales according to what they can get out of it.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (Lqb+9)

104 41 Chlorine gas in a confined space is instantly fatal, and a common swimming pool accident, from what I've read.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 06:21 AM (nEuHX)


Which is why the Navy uses Bromine to treat its fresh water onboard ship.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 15, 2015 07:17 AM (XrHO0)

105 Even worse. It WAS installed, just not turned on because of a licensing issue by the FCC.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 07:14 AM (GpgJl)


Cue the Barry lecture on how more big government and more spending would have prevented this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2015 07:19 AM (DiZBp)

106 Then don't board it. Torpedo the ship and then deny doing it.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 06:39 AM (KDbAT)


That's what president Palin would have done.


B.B. King a life well lived.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 07:20 AM (KbNXw)

107 106 That's what president Palin would have done.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 07:20 AM (KbNXw)


Yes, but she's so stupid.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)

108 Yes, but she's so stupid.

/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)


LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 07:24 AM (KbNXw)

109 All I can visualize is B.B. King in heaven, jamming with Jimmy Hendrix. And God smiling.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 15, 2015 07:24 AM (yBCt9)

110
John Boehner and Kevin McCarthy have blocked conservatives from amending the Iran sellout treaty before bringing it to a vote.

Traitors who deserve to be (REDACTED).



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ)

111 109 All I can visualize is B.B. King in heaven, jamming with Jimmy Hendrix. And God smiling.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 15, 2015 07:24 AM (yBCt9)


And Terry Kath.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 07:25 AM (St6BJ)

112 The thrill is gone...


Posted by: EC at May 15, 2015 07:27 AM (cJ1t+)

113 Awww, man! RIP B.B.

Morning all y'all..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2015 07:27 AM (UpGcq)

114 Any of you crazy Morons hiring in a red to pseudo-red state?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 15, 2015 07:28 AM (fwARV)

115 Nobody loves me but my mother
And she could be jivin' too. ♫

Thanks, BB King.

Lucky, lucky angels.

Morning, Glories.

Posted by: mindful webworker - moar bloos at May 15, 2015 07:30 AM (eDmrZ)

116 Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon.

Mr. Dumbass Professor strikes again. His line about how chlorine itself isn't historically classified as a chemical weapon until you use it in a bomb is so f'in stupid. Fertilizer isn't classified as a bomb until you mix it with diesel fuel. Doesn't make it go all 'splodey any less.

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:30 AM (GgxVX)

117 That third grade teacher in NJ who had her students send get well cards to convicted cop killer Mumia (who should be dead) has finally been fired.

Thanks for finding that Vic. I *had* been watching for news on that every couple days but then lost interest figuring they'd let her finish the school year, with pay.

I'm sure she'll find a home in politics representin' some 'oppressed' district that thinks killing a kneeling policeman at point blank range is celebratory.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:31 AM (xQX/f)

118 We have reached the point of insanity. NYT editorial from sidebar wants to settle Syrian refugees in Detroit. I guess the thinking is it looks like a war zone, let's literally make it one.

The NYT picks are typical NYT supporters. Readers picks are along the lines of "Are you nuts!?!?"
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 15, 2015 06:22 AM (nRvEn)


Come on, who didn't read this and immediately think "gosh, I didn't know jwest writes for the NY Times!"

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2015 07:33 AM (Dj0WE)

119 http://tinyurl.com/na8u3kg

Golly DOD's MilHealth system considers Chlorine Gas exposure to be a chem weapon use...

Obama is a national treasure....

the standard by which all imbecility is measured.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:33 AM (/4AZU)

120 Vic @ 23.

That guy is right down the road from us. My wife knows him.

Now he's holding out for interest on his money. Good for him.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (fQAkR)

121 The Obama regime is warning home lenders that they must lend to people who receive Section 8 housing assistance.

That sound you hear is the next housing bubble beginning to inflate. This is one redline Obama will definitely take notice of.

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (GgxVX)

122 116 Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:30 AM (GgxVX)

It's horseshit anyway, the Germans didn't initiate Chlorine Gas in shells or bombs and the WW1 use was what led to the initial foray into WMD treaties...

you could put everything Obama knows about war in a thimble and still have room for ants.

It's kind of like the lie "Derp t'weren't no WMDs in Eye-rack"

Uh yeah there were plenty just not finished nukes you donk ass mofos.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (/4AZU)

123 the standard by which all imbecility is measured.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:33 AM (/4AZU)


So, imbecility is now measured in %Obama?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 15, 2015 07:36 AM (7YlUk)

124 Baseball bats have not historically been considered weapons. However things like rope and candlesticks have been.

Posted by: Get a Clue at May 15, 2015 07:36 AM (JdEZJ)

125 Any of you crazy Morons hiring in a red to pseudo-red state?

Only CAC thinks my state fits that description. I suspect he might have been smoking one of teeny weeny unfiltered, funny smelling cigarettes when he came to that conclusion.

My advice, look south young man. States without huge cities.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:36 AM (xQX/f)

126 121 Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (GgxVX)

GOOD, I hate my HOA and want to divest of some property anyway.

I'm to the point "take the money and run" does not seem like a bad thing.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:37 AM (/4AZU)

127
The Obama regime is warning home lenders that they must lend to people who receive Section 8 housing assistance.



That sound you hear is the next housing bubble beginning to inflate. This is one redline Obama will definitely take notice of.

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (GgxVX)


And it will explode after he leaves office and the MFM will blame the Republicans for not giving it enough money to succeed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2015 07:38 AM (DiZBp)

128 123 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 15, 2015 07:36 AM (7YlUk)

Quite...

a comatose person suffering brain death is .1 Obama

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:38 AM (/4AZU)

129 120
Vic @ 23.



That guy is right down the road from us. My wife knows him.



Now he's holding out for interest on his money. Good for him.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (fQAkR)

He should be suing and holding out for punitive damages which are three times actual harm. In this case his money (107K) + 321K punitive damages.


This is why the FBI wanted to give up and give his money back. They knew they would lose.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 07:38 AM (GpgJl)

130 Bring on the doom.

I have a 3-day weekend to blow it off. Going camping, yay.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 15, 2015 07:39 AM (7ObY1)

131 I hate my HOA.

I'm to the point where, when we finally settle somewhere, I don't want anything to do with a HOA. Property value be damned. Freeeeeeedoooooom!

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:39 AM (GgxVX)

132 The Obama regime is warning home lenders that they must lend to people who receive Section 8 housing assistance.

Wait, so you can use welfare to pay off a mortgage? Fuck, I've been living my life all wrong.

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 07:40 AM (rHXGG)

133 Know your tourists:

http://satwcomic.com/postcard

Posted by: The Tourin' Hat at May 15, 2015 07:41 AM (7YlUk)

134 "Just because chlorine is a chemical that was used as a weapon doesn't make it a chemical weapon" - Obama

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 15, 2015 07:41 AM (O7MnT)

135 131 Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:39 AM (GgxVX)

If I won the lottery I'd buy my house and dismantle it tomorrow.

Absent the lottery I will offer to sell first to my tenant a nice responsible guy, after that I plan to sell to the seediest worst Indy metro trash I can find.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:41 AM (/4AZU)

136 Wait, so you can use welfare to pay off a mortgage? Fuck, I've been living my life all wrong.

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 07:40 AM (rHXGG)



There's just no end to the miracle of spending other people's money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2015 07:42 AM (DiZBp)

137 Yesterday I was reading the biography of an American POW stuck in the Hanoi Hilton during the Vietnam War. Guess what American newspaper the prisoners were forced to read to fellow prisoners over the pa system in order to demoralize them?

Three guesses, first two don't count.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:42 AM (xQX/f)

138 132 Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 07:40 AM (rHXGG)

Ms Radish I have a house right down the road from your likely AO....

you ever get in the mood let me know....

so plan is

#1, my tenant

#2, a ron or ette

#3 Huggy Bear from the lower east side.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:43 AM (/4AZU)

139 after that I plan to sell to the seediest worst Indy metro trash I can find.

Most of them aren't with-it enough to buy, you'll have to sell to one of thsoe companies from California that's been buying up houses in the suburbs to rent to illegal aliens and metro trash.

Posted by: HR drinking at May 15, 2015 07:43 AM (rHXGG)

140 I'm to the point where, when we finally settle somewhere, I don't want anything to do with a HOA. Property value be damned. Freeeeeeedoooooom!
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:39 AM (GgxVX)


Pretty much, yeah. Anyone looking to buy a house, one of those factors you MUST consider, along with all the other important stuff they tell you to look for, check out the little mini-fiefdom in which you are considering entering. Little hitlers abound in these sorts of arrangements.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2015 07:44 AM (Dj0WE)

141 You know what else has historically not been considered a weapon? Pressure cookers. That is unless you've tried my wife's cooking. Don't tell her I said that.

Posted by: Get a Clue at May 15, 2015 07:44 AM (JdEZJ)

142 Section 8 housing is going condo. The mind boggles.

Posted by: Allan Keylester at May 15, 2015 07:45 AM (nEuHX)

143 Ms Radish I have a house right down the road from your likely AO....

I'm out of Indiana in September. Details are not publicly available at this time.

Posted by: HR drinking at May 15, 2015 07:45 AM (rHXGG)

144 143 Posted by: HR drinking at May 15, 2015 07:45 AM (rHXGG)

Good, if a happy event.

We are leaving SC in either late Aug or 1 Sep....

in our case WRT Columbia a happy event.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:48 AM (/4AZU)

145 I'm out of Indiana in September. Details are not publicly available at this time.

Ever put a resume into Amazon? Apparently, from an impeccable source, they hire tech people and let them work from home.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 15, 2015 07:50 AM (xQX/f)

146 89 He beat the over/under by ten years.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 15, 2015 07:50 AM (0FSuD)

147 "You know what else has historically not been considered a weapon? Pressure cookers."

And words
Spoken words, printed words.
Apparently these have the ability to injure University students in huge numbers.

But not Chlorine.
Nope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:51 AM (VPLuQ)

148 147 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:51 AM (VPLuQ)

er uh reality is whatever the fu*k I say it is and helps me in the exact moment...APPLE SLICES!

//Emperor Urkle X-The SCOAMF

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:53 AM (/4AZU)

149 2
Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, May 15, 2015. On this day in 1911
the idiots in black robes declared Standard Oil to be an "unreasonable
monopoly



And a hundred years later the seven sisters still control the oil. Rockefeller laughed to the bank. Except for BP and Shell, Standard Oil, AKA Esso, aka Mobil Exxon, still are number one in the world. Not including all the others that have merged, Amoco, Conoco, Etc.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 15, 2015 07:53 AM (0FSuD)

150 Meanwhile, another LEO was shot last night.

http://www.sconfire.com/2015/05/14/updated-breaking-police-officer-shot-in-moncks-corner/

Posted by: PlouffeMud at May 15, 2015 07:54 AM (tTxNs)

151 I don't want anything to do with a HOA

Ditto zoning, though that horse is pretty well out of the barn. We're all Zoned now.
I remember (when NIMBY was sort of patriotic), townships would put up signs bragging about the fact that they were "zoned." Sign of good citizenship.

Doesn't take the nosy-parkers long to find how good their access is to The Committee, and the most Godwin-tempting fascist I ever encountered in small-city govt was a zoning inspector ("I will not investigate your neighbor wrecking cars by hand with a sledgehammer at midnight UNLESS you spearhead Council's acceptance of national-model legislation to give me no-warrant rights of entry").

Amazingly, when the real big-money boys show up, or a National Govt initiative, all the zoning "protections" get thowed out the winder. Sorry, that's re-zoned now.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 15, 2015 07:54 AM (xq1UY)

152 We have reached the point of insanity. NYT editorial from sidebar wants to settle Syrian refugees in Detroit.

-
I've got a better idea. Let's move Detroit to Syria.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 07:54 AM (ee9LE)

153 Sort of , semi ammo alert

Natchez seems to be having a fairly good sale on various flavors of Goblin repellent .

http://tinyurl.com/otyz3fk


I don't know how bad shipping will hit you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:55 AM (VPLuQ)

154 114 Any of you crazy Morons hiring in a red to pseudo-red state?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 15, 2015 07:28 AM (fwARV)


Colorado needs Morons to stay the creeping blue shift. But I'm afraid I'm fairly low on the totem pole.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 15, 2015 07:56 AM (yxw0r)

155 Sitting in a car with two dumb fuck LIVs. Not engaging. Not in the damn mood. (Plus I want to get to work)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 07:57 AM (aybMb)

156 Anyone have an opinion and or experience on the M9 Eagle?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 15, 2015 07:58 AM (O7MnT)

157 155 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 07:57 AM (aybMb)

Ask them if Chlorine gas is a chemical weapon...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:58 AM (/4AZU)

158 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 07:57 AM (aybMb)

I think I would change my car-pool arrangement.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 07:59 AM (fQAkR)

159 Barack only practices political chemistry.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 15, 2015 08:00 AM (oVJmc)

160 156 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 15, 2015 07:58 AM (O7MnT)

The airsoft pistol, the Molle gear, or something else?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 08:00 AM (/4AZU)

161
Ask them if Chlorine gas is a chemical weapon...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 07:58 AM (/4AZU)

Can I forgo asking and go straight to testing.


Lmao. They just mentioned Koch brothers.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:00 AM (aybMb)

162 I'm out of Indiana in September. Details are not publicly available at this time.

I wanted Indiana, I settled for Ohio. (But at least I'm not in Maryland.)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 15, 2015 08:01 AM (O7MnT)

163 161 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:00 AM (aybMb)

Tell them your understanding is we as a culture are now expected to celebrate Kock sucking, and glee marriage...

heads'll be asplodin

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 08:01 AM (/4AZU)

164 Can I forgo asking and go straight to testing.


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:00 AM (aybMb)

Perhaps they have had a non-lethal dose already.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:02 AM (fQAkR)

165 Adjunct to B.B. King, I see Fats Domino is still alive.

So much for that 'Obesity kills' thing.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 15, 2015 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

166
I think I would change my car-pool arrangement.
Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 07:59 AM (fQAkR)

First come first served.


White guilt on full display.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:03 AM (aybMb)

167 Is insty still down for others, or do I need to clear something in my computer?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 08:03 AM (VPLuQ)

168 "...check out the little mini-fiefdom in which you are considering entering. Little hitlers abound in these sorts of arrangements. "


And while we HOA presidents go over our invasion plans for Poland, we keep no-class hillbillies from propping up '69 Chevelles on blocks on their front lawns.

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2015 08:04 AM (9ZZd+)

169 Yep, pjmedia is not working.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2015 08:04 AM (0xTsz)

170 Now he's holding out for interest on his money. Good for him.
Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 07:35 AM (fQAkR)
__________________

Except that at current interest rates, that'll get him about $10.07.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2015 08:04 AM (lmdHn)

171 Try this alternative for Insty. Glen says it down.



http://tinyurl.com/p5kka

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 15, 2015 08:06 AM (0FSuD)

172 168 Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2015 08:04 AM (9ZZd+)

Mein Hausen-Fuhrer I am a little more assholish than "the Swing Kids"...

https://youtu.be/VX7AReML354

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 15, 2015 08:06 AM (/4AZU)

173 Well, at least they're against ISIS.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:08 AM (aybMb)

174 Except that at current interest rates, that'll get him about $10.07.





Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2015 08:04 AM (lmdHn)


But its the "principle" of it.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:10 AM (fQAkR)

175 Speaking of history, I found this funny. A Brit chick found an unexploded German bomb from WWII in her garden shed. She explained her decision to not immediately call the cops thus:

"I didn't call 999 because I thought 'well if it's been there for 25 years it can't be that much of an emergency,'"

Either her history or her math is a tad off.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:10 AM (ee9LE)

176 How about a little microaggression to start the day, courtesy of The Chairman of the Board:

I notice that good manners - like standing up when a woman enters the room, helping a woman on with her coat, letting her enter an elevator first, taking her arm to cross the street - are sometimes considered unnecessary or a throwback. These are habits I could never break, nor would I want to

Vist Mark Steyn's place for the weekly Sinatra song. This week it's Kern and Fields' "The Way You Look Tonight."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2015 08:11 AM (zF6Iw)

177 114 Any of you crazy Morons hiring in a red to pseudo-red state?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 15, 2015 07:28 AM (fwARV)

There are an assfull of jobs around here in Greenville SC. And our congressman is Trey Gowdy, and our Gov is Nicky Haley, and they are building another big ass car plant, Volvo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 08:14 AM (KbNXw)

178 Fuck!!!!

Idiots!!!!

Must. Engage.


Pay my bail if needed please.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:15 AM (aybMb)

179 Well, at least they're against ISIS.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:08 AM (aybMb)


But the fact they exist is Bush's fault, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2015 08:15 AM (zF6Iw)

180 Mustard Gas is also not a chemical weapon,it is a condiment.
Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2015 08:16 AM (mGBKM)

181 Fuck!!!!

Idiots!!!!

Must. Engage.


Pay my bail if needed please.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:15 AM (aybMb)

This never ends well. LIVs with white guilt can not be reasoned with and facts don't matter.

Logic will never trump their emotion.

Carpooling is the devil.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 15, 2015 08:18 AM (Lqb+9)

182 Historically, a BJ is not considered sexual relations.

Posted by: Mr. Hillary! at May 15, 2015 08:19 AM (j1Wvr)

183 "23 The IRS has been publicly humiliated and has to return $107K it illegally seized from a storeowners' bank account. I say they should be forced to return more and they should be prosecuted for grand theft and fraud. This shit will not stop until the guilty parties start being held accountable.


http://bit.ly/1EINu9R

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)
"


Someone jog my memory: I seem to recall a group of people that went to war over Writs of Attainder? Hmmmm...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 15, 2015 08:19 AM (1W6Z5)

184 Any of you crazy Morons hiring in a red to pseudo-red state?

Are you a software controls engineer with DO-178B experience? Our top verification guy just announced he's leaving at the end of the month.

(Which makes me the top verification guy. Long shitty summer ahoy!)

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 08:20 AM (rHXGG)

185 Someone who truly masters a musical instrument can make you feel the music deep down in your soul, regardless of the music's genre. BB King was a true master of the blues - he will be sorely missed. One of my all-time favorites.

Not a fun day.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:21 AM (nqiq9)

186 Historically, I was hit on a combat mission over Iraq. Some wounds are hidden...on the inside.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 15, 2015 08:24 AM (j1Wvr)

187 Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 15, 2015 08:19 AM (1W6Z5)

Yep. Good point. But those were a different (better) group of people: better educated, more moral, tougher, and more action-oriented. Their modern "descendants" can't look up from their phones or TVs long enough to do ANYTHING consequential, let alone historical.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:24 AM (nqiq9)

188 MO House Speaker is resigning after getting caught sending sexy texts to a college intern. Republican, naturally.

http://tinyurl.com/kktcwr2

In the post-Clinton era? I'd be telling people to fuck themselves.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 15, 2015 08:25 AM (oVJmc)

189 >>I'm out of Indiana in September. Details are not publicly available at this time.

Well, then, I'm secretly happy for you!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2015 08:26 AM (0xTsz)

190 In the post-Clinton era? I'd be telling people to fuck themselves.

Yup. "He's following your rules. If you don't like them, change them."

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 08:27 AM (rHXGG)

191 To no one's surprise: Jonathan Chait, a writer for NY Magazine, started advancing the What's wrong with Snuffalupagus donating to Billary's! slush fund? meme on Twitter. (I love the way libtards do this: "Can someone explain to me...?" 40 or 50 people explained it to him. But, since HE asked the question, he can keep insisting, "no one has yet explained to me...")

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 15, 2015 08:27 AM (5buP8)

192 Check Twitchy for a metric fvckton of photos and tributes to BB.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:28 AM (ee9LE)

193 The stupidest man in the room should be a pool boy maintenance man. Might teach him sumpin'.

My mother says her father was never the same after catching a whiff of mustard gas in WW1.

Slogging through mud, blood, & hell, and mustard gas, but mostly the mustard gas?

Chemical warfare is nasty.

Posted by: mindful webworker - without chemicals, life itself would be impossible! at May 15, 2015 08:29 AM (eDmrZ)

194 BB King did a duet with Muddy Waters on "Kansas City" that had tremendous guitar from both of them, and both their great voices. One of my favorite recordings.

Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:29 AM (FCsIb)

195 Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon.

Folks, I want you to stand in the full glory of that piece of historical ignorance.

CHLORINE GASE WAS THE REASON FOR THE VERY FIRST GENEVA PROTOCOL.

I just do not know what the hell to say anymore.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)

196 Well, then, I'm secretly happy for you!

Wait until you find out what I'm doing, you might take that back. *lol*

(Thanks!)

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (rHXGG)

197 Hey Vic, it's only 63 in CLT. How about the upstate?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (0FSuD)

198 >>Here at Camp David, POTUS says he discussed Iran's destabilizing activities & hopes can achieve "peace" & "good neighborliness" with #Iran

Margaret Brennan on Twitter

Like a good neighbor...Iran is there...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (0xTsz)

199 Indiana is not such a bad state, is it? Seems like it's less screwed-up than most states up there.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (CzhL0)

200 To no one's surprise: Jonathan Chait, ...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 15, 2015 08:27 AM (5buP

Perhaps a donor as well?

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:31 AM (fQAkR)

201 In moments of wild optimism, I think that 2016 may be the campaign in which the Clinton and Bush dynasties are finally exiled from public life.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:31 AM (ee9LE)

202 Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon.

But CO2? OMG, BAN IT!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 15, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

203 >>Wait until you find out what I'm doing, you might take that back.

Line for absurd speculations starts here!



HOA rule enforcer?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 15, 2015 08:32 AM (0xTsz)

204 Indiana is not such a bad state, is it?

Stay out of Lake and Marion Counties, but every state's got that.

I'm going to miss it.

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 08:33 AM (rHXGG)

205 Morning, all!

ANy good news?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2015 08:33 AM (2TN4k)

206 "199 Indiana is not such a bad state, is it? Seems like it's less screwed-up than most states up there"

We do enjoy strong property-rights. Libtards have taken over South Bend and Indianapolis.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 15, 2015 08:33 AM (1W6Z5)

207 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (ee9LE)

208 Made it to work.

*takes mental shower

Ahhhhh. Better.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv)

209 Great American talent. RIP.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (RWGcK)

210 Fvcking coffee on my fvcking shirt, fvcking coffee on the fvcking keyboard. That's just fvcking great - off to a rocking fvcking start today. Maybe I ought to just take a fvcking bath in fvcking coffee this fvcking morning.

(Just fvcking checking to make fvcking sure the fvcking keys all still fvcking work.)

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (nqiq9)

211 But, since HE asked the question, he can keep insisting, "no one has yet explained to me...")
======================================

Stephy himself explained it to Jonathan ("Nobody gives money to the Clinton Foundation without expecting something in return"), but Chaits willful ignorance trumps even that.

Chait is simply being dishonest for partisan reasons. Electing Hillary is more important to him than integrity.

Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (FCsIb)

212 >>CHLORINE GASE WAS THE REASON FOR THE VERY FIRST GENEVA PROTOCOL.

I just do not know what the hell to say anymore.



Obama really thinks he can bend reality with his words. Like he can lie and make stiff up on the fly. Like, whatever, it supports what I want so Ima gonna just pretend it's true.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2015 08:35 AM (2TN4k)

213 Well, I won't miss the shitty weather. But I brought that on myself for moving south of I-80 in the first place.

Posted by: HR drinking coffee at May 15, 2015 08:35 AM (rHXGG)

214 BB King to U2 in Rattle and Hum.

"If we could find somebody to play chords... I'm no good with chords. I'm horrible with chords."

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:36 AM (fQAkR)

215 >>Just fvcking checking to make fvcking sure the fvcking keys all still fvcking work.

Your "u" key seems to be having some issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2015 08:37 AM (g1DWB)

216 197
Hey Vic, it's only 63 in CLT. How about the upstate?


Posted by: Nip Sip at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (0FSuD)

68F here

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 15, 2015 08:37 AM (GpgJl)

217 The term "American Icon" is overused, but in B.B. King, it is fitting.

Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2015 08:37 AM (xWW96)

218 Your "u" key seems to be having some issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2015 08:37 AM (g1DWB)


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:38 AM (nqiq9)

219 Obama really thinks he can bend reality with his words.

-
If you'll believe Eric Holder was doing justice, you'll believe anything.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:38 AM (ee9LE)

220 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (nqiq9)

Heh. All while complying with Ace's request.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:38 AM (fQAkR)

221 *wanders into thread...looks for fresh hell*

Well, shit. I'm late.

*nibbles stale hell and cold coffee*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2015 08:39 AM (h4vJk)

222 Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:36 AM (fQAkR)
===========================

Now he can get Hendrix to play the chords. It'll make for a fine band up there.

Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)

223 Rest in peace, B. B. I had many opportunities to see you, but never did.

Posted by: wisenheimer at May 15, 2015 08:39 AM (qnhj2)

224 I wonder with B.B. King's passing the foundation 'Blacks Without Soul' will take a hit.


http://tinyurl.com/lfucmuc

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

225 Chait is simply being dishonest for partisan reasons. Electing Hillary is more important to him than integrity.

Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (FCsIb)

It occurs to me, if Clinton Foundation donations were a disqualifier, who would be left to report the news?
Circling the wagons.

Posted by: Golfman at May 15, 2015 08:40 AM (fQAkR)

226 Man, that guy was hard working. He was always touring and packing them in. Have to wonder if some one was stealing his money.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 15, 2015 08:40 AM (iQIUe)

227 Now he can get Hendrix to play the chords. It'll make for a fine band up there.

-
Yeah, but Amy Winehouse is throwing up all over everything.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:40 AM (ee9LE)

228 Yeah, but Amy Winehouse is throwing up all over everything.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 15, 2015 08:40 AM (ee9LE)


And Janice is humping his mike stand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 08:41 AM (KbNXw)

229 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:34 AM (nqiq9)

Heh. Welcome to my Wednesday. Although just on the sleeve so I think you are fairing much worse.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:41 AM (fWAjv)

230
I stepped out of Mississippi when I was ten years old
With a suit cut sharp as a razor and a heart made of gold
I had a guitar hanging just about waist high
And I'm gonna play this thing until the day I die.

Don't you know you're riding with the King?


RIP BB King

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 15, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)

231 1bulwetweft demonstrates the difference between

comments that say things like "I just spewed coffee" or "You owe me a keyboard"

and

actually doing so.

Posted by: mindful webworker - new AoS line of cheap, disposable keyboards at May 15, 2015 08:41 AM (eDmrZ)

232 186 Historically, I was hit on a combat mission over Iraq. Some wounds are hidden...on the inside.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 15, 2015 08:24 AM (j1Wvr)

I'd hit it.


Posted by: 88mm FLAK gun at May 15, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ)

233
Kammhuber sock off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ)

234 Chlorine gas has not historically been considered a poisonous chemical weapon. WWI troops would beg to differ you idiot.

WWI? The Obama faithful are still playing Wii.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2015 08:43 AM (FcR7P)

235 Message from the Republican Party: Thank you for voting Republican. Your stupidity is appreciated.

http://tinyurl.com/p3evrxa

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 15, 2015 08:44 AM (BZAd3)

236 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)
==========================


Laughing hard over that one.

Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:44 AM (FCsIb)

237 WWI? The Obama faithful are still playing Wii.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2015 08:43 AM (FcR7P)


Yeah, but they are really good at it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 08:44 AM (KbNXw)

238 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZreoai0CL4

James Montgomery Blues Band with J. Geils sitting in playing a little BB King.

Ah to be young again.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2015 08:45 AM (g1DWB)

239 Yeah, but Amy Winehouse is throwing up all over everything.

It's not a lot. Elvis ate almost everything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)

240 215 >>Just fvcking checking to make fvcking sure the fvcking keys all still fvcking work.

Your "u" key seems to be having some issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2015 08:37 AM (g1DWB)


Roman keyboard, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 15, 2015 08:45 AM (yxw0r)

241 80 Do nuclear air bursts contribute to Climate Change"? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:00 AM (VPLuQ)

Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years

Regional war could spark "unprecedented climate change," experts predict.

Posted by: Ali al-Sistani at May 15, 2015 08:46 AM (e8kgV)

242 Great. There's a picture of O'Malley with his shirt off on Drudge.

If Hillary responds in kind, I'm going for seppuku.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 15, 2015 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

243 Obama really thinks he can bend reality with his words.


He believes Mooch is a woman, doesn't he?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

244 Great. There's a picture of O'Malley with his shirt off on Drudge.


Hmm, the Putin Pose.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 08:47 AM (KbNXw)

245 Something almost funny.

If this is "coffee life," methinks a jigger of hooch were added.

Engrish.com
http://bit.ly/coffee-life

Posted by: mindful webworker - la vida cafe? at May 15, 2015 08:47 AM (eDmrZ)

246 Nuke Mecca for the children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2015 08:48 AM (o68RC)

247 "Live at Cook County Jail" was the first album I bought by BB. Loved the Blues every since. As kids we played his music so much my Ma got to liking him and for many years my parents' Xmas present was a hotel/concert package where he was playing.

Posted by: dartist at May 15, 2015 08:48 AM (ahBY0)

248 Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years

I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)

249 Back to Writing, have a great day people.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 15, 2015 08:49 AM (KbNXw)

250 Are we going to piss on the 3rd Amendment next.


http://tinyurl.com/kolssf6


BIG SPRING - Military officials have negotiated contracts with local ranchers to conduct Jade Helm training on their property, according to Big Spring Mayor Larry McLellan.

However, he said residents will not be 'forced out of their homes' to accommodate troops during the large-scale military exercise, scheduled to run July 15 through September 15.

McLellan had no details about the contracts supposedly offered to Big Spring homeowners. Military officials were not available to answer questions about how many ranchers were being displaced or inconvenienced due to Jade Helm, and how much they would receive in compensation.

Jade Helm operations planners previously confirmed training will only be conducted on private and public land with the permission of landowners or regional authorities.

One lifelong Big Spring resident told NewsWest 9 he would not accept any amount of money to surrender his home to troops.

'I support our troops, but when they're trying to take over our civilians, that ain't cool,' he said. '[Those are] their homes. That's where they live

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

251 >>Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years


Yeah, because if there's a nuclear war *that* will be my biggest concern. Climate change.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2015 08:50 AM (2TN4k)

252 I saw him play way back when (80s). Awesome.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 15, 2015 08:51 AM (RWGcK)

253 That NYT article on bringing Syrian refugees to Detroit is stirring my thoughts. I suggest an alternative plan - a refugee assistance program. We send NYT staffers - reporters, editors, and publishers - and their immediate family members to resettle Syria and show the Syrians how they can all live together in harmony despite their differences. We can call them the Piece Corps in honor of how they are expected to fulfill their great mission.

How's that for an idea?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 15, 2015 08:52 AM (hLRSq)

254 Does anyone know the History of AMTRAK..
Yeah that hole has been a reliable Revenue sucker forever..
Politicians have always counted on AMTRAK to lighten your coffee can..

Posted by: EArl Weaver at May 15, 2015 08:53 AM (/WmRg)

255 How's that for an idea?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 15, 2015 08:52 AM (hLRSq)


There would be more muzzies to fight in Detroit.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:54 AM (nqiq9)

256 Laughing hard over that one.
Posted by: MTF at May 15, 2015 08:44 AM (FCsIb)

From the classic 'Amazon Women on the Moon.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

257 Ah, BB King. The greatest blues guitarist that nobody listens to.

Seriously, no one I know can name more than one song of his, and none of them listen to him on their music services/iPods/etc.

I'm not saying he has no fans; I'm saying it's a very select few. His music didn't really have broad, popular appeal.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at May 15, 2015 08:55 AM (RHLfG)

258 I participated in one of the last full REFORGER deployments in the early Nineties. Jade Helm reminds me of that. Germans would volunteer and/or get paid to let NATO forces use their farms, gardens, barns, as training/staging areas. Sometimes entire towns would let us shut down their roads/squares for days on end. I remember trying to picture how it would work in the US, but figured I'd never find out. Could be that the home/landowners find it's a lark or even profitable. These are US troops, after all, not rampaging Huns.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2015 08:57 AM (2cS/G)

259 I'm not saying he has no fans; I'm saying it's a very select few. His music didn't really have broad, popular appeal.

He was huge in the Chicago area, even before he got fat.

Posted by: dartist at May 15, 2015 08:59 AM (ahBY0)

260 Morning all.

http://tinyurl.com/car252

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2015 08:59 AM (sgrzZ)

261 There would be more muzzies to fight in Detroit.....


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 15, 2015 08:54 AM (nqiq9)


I don't expect the Piece Corps to fight. I expect them to become Piece(s) (of) Corp(se)s.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 15, 2015 08:59 AM (hLRSq)

262 "241
80 Do nuclear air bursts contribute to Climate Change"? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2015 07:00 AM (VPLuQ)

Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years

Regional war could spark "unprecedented climate change," experts predict.

Posted by: Ali al-Sistani at May 15, 2015 08:46 AM (e8kgV)"

I seem to recall that "experts" predicted that the oil well fires started by Saddam Hussein's retreating army in the 1990s were going to create conditions similar to nuclear winter and that we would experience a new ice age with the result that millions would starve to death.

I also seem to recall that their predictions did not come true.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 09:00 AM (KDbAT)

263 IIRC, both Hendrix and Joplin drowned in their own vomit, from using drugs.

Separate events but within a few months of each other.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 15, 2015 09:01 AM (V70Uh)

264 >>I also seem to recall that their predictions did not come true.

Yet. These things take time. Why just today I noticed that it is warmer than it was last week at this time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2015 09:02 AM (g1DWB)

265 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 09:00 AM (KDbAT)

So...they want to counter Global Warming with a Nuclear Winter?

Non-profane words aren't coming to me right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 15, 2015 09:03 AM (hLRSq)

266 How will Barry make BB King's death about Barry?

Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry at May 15, 2015 09:03 AM (gwG9s)

267 The Mossad has seized Ramadi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2015 09:04 AM (o68RC)

268 How will Barry make BB King's death about Barry

If I had a black grandpa he would be just like B.B. King.

Posted by: BHO at May 15, 2015 09:04 AM (sgrzZ)

269 Mr. Dumbass Professor strikes again. His line about
how chlorine itself isn't historically classified as a chemical weapon
until you use it in a bomb is so f'in stupid. Fertilizer isn't
classified as a bomb until you mix it with diesel fuel. Doesn't make it
go all 'splodey any less.
Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2015 07:30 AM (GgxVX)

The first Western front use of Chlorine gas was from fixed tanks in German trenches against a sector being held by French Colonial troops.
The attack was delayed because the Germans had to wait for a favorable wind.

He is either chickenshjt, illiterate or dishonest.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2015 09:05 AM (t//F+)

270 >>He is either chickenshjt, illiterate or dishonest.

Yes

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2015 09:06 AM (2TN4k)

271 Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry at May 15, 2015 09:03 AM (gwG9s)

He will talk about how important it was for him, as a young man, to hear an authentic voice like BB King's voice, how it inspired him, and all of the things that Obama has done since, leading up to the privilege of having him delivering this eulogy to...DD Kang...King.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 15, 2015 09:06 AM (hLRSq)

272 He is either chickenshjt, illiterate or dishonest.


Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2015 09:05 AM (t//F+)


Can I have "All the Above" for 1000 Alec

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2015 09:07 AM (sgrzZ)

273 If I was a Congressman, I'd be under constant censure. My speeches on CSPAN would have to have a 15 second delay like an Eddie Murphy routine. All these fucking traitors in high places of undeserved trust. I'd be calling Pelosi and Hoyer fucking traitors to their face from the well of the House and wishing they depart this place unto a swift and bitter death.

Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at May 15, 2015 09:08 AM (evdj2)

274 Dumps been up ya slackers

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 15, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

275 He is either chickenshjt, illiterate or dishonest.

Can't he be all three, like the late Earl Warren?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2015 09:10 AM (zF6Iw)

276 I can see the logic of settling Syrian refugees in Detroit. Democrats look at cities the same way they look at the public school system. These institutions are run for the benefit of staunch Democrats. Resources are allocated to those Democrats on the basis of how many warm bodies they have under their control. When the parents of children in crappy schools either move to better school districts or put their kids in private schools, this is problematic for the Democrats who run those schools. One thing that makes Democrats absolutely furious is when somebody tries to shut down schools that consistently fail to educate children or fire the Democrats who run those schools and try with a new crew. Look how Mayor Fenty was chased out of Washington DC for trying to bring accountability to the schools there.


Well, cities are kind of the same thing. Democrats are just as bad at running cities as they are at running schools. They are so bad that people move away. Obviously what is needed is a program to fill up the cities with more poor people so that Democrats can keep their phoney baloney jobs.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 09:17 AM (KDbAT)

277 FLAMING SKULL:

CHLORINE GAS WAS THE REASON FOR THE VERY FIRST GENEVA PROTOCOL.

I just do not know what the hell to say anymore.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)

Posted by: m at May 15, 2015 09:20 AM (WIUGG)

278 "266
How will Barry make BB King's death about Barry?

Posted by: Reggie Loves Barry at May 15, 2015 09:03 AM (gwG9s)"

When he was a child in Indonesia, Lolo would play BB King cassette tapes while they squatted in their mud hut eating dog meat. That music captivated a young boy who vowed that some day he would move to Chicago where all that great blues music was made.


Lolo and his mother are both dead so there is nobody to contradict him.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 15, 2015 09:22 AM (KDbAT)

279
I want to go peacefully, in my sleep.

Unlike the passengers in my car: screaming.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 15, 2015 09:23 AM (1hM1d)

280 BB King was awesome. Long live Rock N Roll!

Posted by: Draki at May 15, 2015 09:44 AM (0eidE)

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