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1 Journalism Is Dead

Journalism died during Obama's first campaign.

Now it's just dancing on its own grave.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:09 AM (7ObY1)

2 First?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:09 AM (nqiq9)

3 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 11, 2015 08:10 AM (hSlC9)

4 Nice Dump

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 11, 2015 08:10 AM (R8hU8)

5 Michelle Whines Through Entire College Graduation Speech

Michelle whines during entire adult life.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

6 I've said it before, saying it again: If you need somebody's brain fixed, call Ben Carson. For POTUS? No way.

Posted by: Secundus at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (d6N9L)

7 Dammit.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (nqiq9)

8 I can see no reason why anyone should be allowed to own a gun.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, MD at May 11, 2015 08:12 AM (hSlC9)

9 Journalism is Dead?

Bullshit. It was never "alive" in the first place and we're just now waking up to that fact. From Murrow to Cronkite to Rather to Williams - they've always had an agenda to push.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:13 AM (nqiq9)

10 My Air COnditioner was not workign so well yesterday when we had 15 people over. Freaken hot especially for the idiot who was grilling- ME

The Air Conditioner guy is there now- a friend so we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:15 AM (rDqRv)

11 Michelle whines during entire adult life.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM


As I said in the now-defunct morning thread:

It amazes me that even liberals couldn't see the rampant bullshit in Madame Choom Boy's message.

For
someone who has scored big from Affirmative Action, political
corruption and the public checkbook to whine about how difficult life
has been for her just screams of hypocrisy. She and her hubby have been
pampered, praised, and petted like show-inning puppies, and have gotten
everything without showing any effort or merit.

Just shows you how deeply that ingrained phonus-bolonus race guilt really is.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:15 AM (P8YHq)

12 Mooch has done nothing but bitch and moan about how bad whites have been to her, her whole life. Fuck her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)

13 12 Mooch has done nothing but bitch and moan about how bad whites have been to her, her whole life. Fuck her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)

Wonder if it has ever occurred to her - If so, why?

Posted by: Golfman at May 11, 2015 08:18 AM (N5Uu4)

14 From the sidebar:

"Porn and video game addiction leading to 'masculinity crisis', says Stanford prison experiment psychologist"

http://tinyurl.com/oxeymrm

I think the "researchers" have the cause and effect backwards. BOYS play games and jackoff all the time, MEN take care of life's responsibilities and get a REAL piece of ass every now and then.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:19 AM (nqiq9)

15 Fuck her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM


I'd really rather not.

But if that's your thing....

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:20 AM (P8YHq)

16 32 degrees and the umpteenth straight day of gray, rain, hail and snow.

I'm considering going full serial killer.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 08:20 AM (yxw0r)

17 By the way most of the Gulf Leaders and the Saudi King back out of a meeting and summit with Fredo in Washington DC and Camp David. It was a very calculated insult and the whole conference was cancelled. They hate Fredo alot more than they hate Israel and Jews. This fuck in the White House is going to get us all killed, him and that ugly horseface fuck kerry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:21 AM (rDqRv)

18 Fuck her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)

Not even with Insomniac's dick.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:21 AM (nqiq9)

19 Fuck her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM

I'd really rather not.

But if that's your thing....
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:20 AM (P8YHq)

I'd rather cut it off. Metaphysically speaking of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:22 AM (rDqRv)

20 You know,no matter what Israel does to help in Nepal or anywhere else they will still be hated.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 08:23 AM (mGBKM)

21 This fuck in the White House is going to get us all killed, him and that ugly horseface fuck kerry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:21 AM


And ain't that weird? He hates Joooos as much as they do, and has kissed more Muzzie ass than all of his predecessors combined.

Choom Boy is just an unlikeable piece of shit.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:23 AM (P8YHq)

22 16 32 degrees and the umpteenth straight day of gray, rain, hail and snow.

I'm considering going full serial killer.


Damn, Bob. That sucks. Where do you live?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)

23 I think the "researchers" have the cause and effect
backwards. BOYS play games and jackoff all the time, MEN take care of
life's responsibilities and get a REAL piece of ass every now and then.



Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 11, 2015 08:19 AM (nqiq9)



Actually, men have decided more and more to opt out of the real life bullshit that goes along with having a womyn around, so why not play video games and jack it to porn to kill time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2015 08:24 AM (/2KMt)

24 Ben Carson is an AWESOME Candidate

....for Ace's fk the GOP and LiB strategy.

Posted by: Bigby's 3 Word Gesture at May 11, 2015 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)

25 Choom Boy is just an unlikeable piece of shit.
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:23 AM (P8YHq)

See #12. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Golfman at May 11, 2015 08:26 AM (N5Uu4)

26 The speech issue could turn 2016 into an electoral rout if the GOP wanted to win.

Winning isn't in the GOP playbook.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 11, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)

27 I think journalism may have died during Katrina coverage.
The mask slipped and they were unhinged in front of all the world - Bush hatred did it; frustration that they couldn't manage to get Americans to dump that hick in favor of Kerry.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:27 AM (2TN4k)

28 I've said it before. Ben Carson. Nice guy. Smart guy.

But a lot of people have invested way too much import into his speech at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Read his book and you will know why he wouldn't make a good candidate much less a good President.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2015 08:28 AM (EUcLm)

29 Winning isn't in the GOP playbook.

Governing is hard.

Cashing checks from the Chamber of Commerce and rubberstamping the progressive agenda is easy.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 08:28 AM (O7MnT)

30
Damn, Bob. That sucks. Where do you live?





Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)


Colorado Springs. 300-plus days of sunshine a year. Guess the good Lord wants to cram the other 60-minus all together this year.

Think I'll dig a well and start building a basket-and-lotion elevator in the basement.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)

31 Got up, fed married son a hearty breakfast and sent him on his way back to his wife. Nice to have had him come visit for Mother's Day. Nice to have a chance to talk with him.

But I missed the whole early morning thread. Kids! Still disrupting my routines!

Morning, Glories. Now to go see what everybody had to say.

Posted by: mindful webworker at May 11, 2015 08:29 AM (cHbIE)

32
Steyn, yet again, nails it. And that last cartoon is now saved on the computer.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)

33 I'd say modern feminysts have a lot to do with boys/men checking out, to.
They hate and denounce all things masculine, chivalry, any instincts at taking responsibility in a relationship ...aaaand then b#ith that men are commitment-phobes, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:31 AM (2TN4k)

34
Charles Murray's "Madison Fund" is a great idea. Too bad the IRS will shut it down and lock them up before it ever gets off the ground.

Nice try, Charles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

35 From the James Monroe Museum website:

http://tinyurl.com/p7djx59

"And by 1820, the Federalist party had declined so greatly that it did not even endorse a candidate to run against President Monroe. It was the third and last time in American history that a presidential candidate would run unopposed. "

"Can you imagine such a thing happening today?"

Uhm.....yep.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 08:36 AM (nqiq9)

36 Colorado Springs. 300-plus days of sunshine a year. Guess the good Lord wants to cram the other 60-minus all together this year.

Think I'll dig a well and start building a basket-and-lotion elevator in the basement.


Well, looking on the bright side, 300+ sunny days a year is pretty darn good.

I've been to Colorado Springs once, in the early autumn. The weather was gorgeous.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM (7ObY1)

37 35 "Can you imagine such a thing happening today?"

Uhm.....yep.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 08:36 AM (nqiq9)


See: 2008, 2012

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ)

38 At the University of California San Diego, however, the naked final
exam isa requirement for a class in the visual arts department....According to the UCSD Visual Arts department website, the course is a prerequisite for a verbal performance art class. Fully 95% of students in the class receive a grade of "A"...


Wow - almost sounds like the whole point of the "exam" is for the professor to get his rocks off. Don't suppose he films it, too?


Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM (2TN4k)

39 Moaning Moochelle

Posted by: @votermom at May 11, 2015 08:39 AM (cbfNE)

40 At the University of California San Diego, however, the naked final
exam isa requirement for a class in the visual arts department....According to the UCSD Visual Arts department website, the course is a prerequisite for a verbal performance art class. Fully 95% of students in the class receive a grade of "A"...

Wow - almost sounds like the whole point of the "exam" is for the professor to get his rocks off. Don't suppose he films it, too?


Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM (2TN4k)


Government should NOT be funding shit like this and our Universities have to stop being Country Clubs and Sex Clubs.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv)

41 Morning Horde, we piss anyone off over the weekend?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:40 AM (gW5Vg)

42 From the Starship Troopers article

Despite our best wishes and peaceful intentions, someone else with a gun can shape the future. A coalition of the willing can build schools in Afghanistan, but a couple of jerks with rifles and a can of gasoline can reduce it to ashes. Sometimes, meeting violence with more effective violence is what it takes to give peace a chance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:41 AM (t1YFX)

43 See: 2008, 2012

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM


The Republicans won't even bother in '16.

Perfect opportunity for Choom Boy to violate yet another Constitutional mandate....

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:41 AM (P8YHq)

44 "Morning Horde, we piss anyone off over the weekend?"

Nah. It looks more like everyone else has pissed US off (as usual).

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 08:41 AM (nqiq9)

45 Michelle Obama - have we ever had such an ungrateful FLOTUS?
She doesn't have to live there - she can move out early like Hillary did.
And how about the fact that she got to drag her MOM along for the ride, and managed to shtruggle along with a record number of staff for FLOTUS?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:42 AM (2TN4k)

46 BCochran, ONT trool was being a trool.

Does that count?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:42 AM (t1YFX)

47 "Journalism died during Obama's first campaign."

I'd say it died
many years ago, before Clinton, maybe during the Reagan era when they went full prog-libtard. Mainstream
journalism has been left wing propaganda for decades since Vietnam. It
is just more obvious now that they have a little competition on he
right. I have never seen serious, unbiased presentation of conservatives
or their ideas, always some insults and ridicule included. Perhaps
there is some small amount of truth in what they report but it is hidden
under a mountain of lies, half-truths and omissions. I stopped listening
and reading many years ago.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 11, 2015 08:44 AM (1BQGO)

48 46 BCochran, ONT trool was being a trool.

Does that count?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:42 AM (t1YFX)



ONT trolls are the worst. The ONT is supposed to be a place of fun and frivolity and decadence. Trolls can seriously FOAD there.

Speaking of ONTs....you know what's going to be here soon....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:44 AM (gW5Vg)

49
Morning Horde, we piss anyone off over the weekend?

I played 18 holes of White Privilege, I'm sure that's offensive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 08:46 AM (JtwS4)

50 So who's going to see Mad Max this coming weekend?

Speaking of ONTs....you know what's going to be here soon....

How AlextheChick kills squirrels with her boots?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:46 AM (t1YFX)

51 I played 18 holes of White Privilege, I'm sure that's offensive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 08:46 AM (JtwS4)



Nice.

Omg at the TPC yesterday. And OMGAWD at Rickie Fowler's girlfriend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:47 AM (gW5Vg)

52 We have only 1 oak down in the road to clear. Sinkhole next to my well/well house going down 4 feet and through 2 garden beds. But better off than Van less than 15 miles away.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2015 08:47 AM (go5uR)

53 Speaking of ONTs....you know what's going to be here soon....


Flying face-spiders?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 08:48 AM (nqiq9)

54 How AlextheChick kills squirrels with her boots?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:46 AM (t1YFX)



*snort*

Like she would ever get close enough.

No, the ONT of all ONTs is rapidly approaching.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:48 AM (gW5Vg)

55 The Mark Steyn piece is terrific. If Laura Ingraham had an ounce of self respect, she'd read it to the "folks" in the Talking Points segment next time she hosts "The Factor."
"Stay quiet and you'll be okay:" Indeed.

Posted by: bystander at May 11, 2015 08:48 AM (hKyl0)

56 Michelle Whines Through Entire College Graduation Speech

-
She said people question her intelligence, honesty, and love for her country. The hell you say.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 08:48 AM (ee9LE)

57 Laura Bush was so much classier than Michelle.
While Michelle whines about what some people said about her (like that never happens to any other FLOTUS?), Laura instead poked fun of all the DC media memes about her and W. as the speaker at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Classy and she showed that she and George could laugh at themselves, too.
Now *that's* how you do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (2TN4k)

58 How full of loathing do you have to be to hijack nice little things like a museum opening or a college graduation to go off on how horrible the world is?

Seriously.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (eytER)

59 10 more totally outrageous Halperin-esque questions that may soon unfortunately be asked:

1.) "Dr. Carson, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your African-American heritage. Can you tell us how you celebrate Martin Luther King's Day and who your favorite rapper is? Also, if you could doctor, Sen. Sanders recently entered the presidential race, would you welcome him to the competition -- in jive."

2.) "Gov. Jindal, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Indian heritage considering you do not sport a dot on your head. Has anyone in your family ever owned a 7-11?"

3.) "Gov. Christie, I want to ask you a question you can't refuse. I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Sicilian heritage. Have you ever participated in a mafia hit?"

4.) "Hola, Sen. Rubio. I'm curious how important your Cuban heritage is to you. How good are you at rafting?"

5.) "Mr. Trump, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Scottish heritage. Can you say in your best Scottish accent, 'They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?'"

6.) "Ms. Fiorina, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to being a woman. How often do you watch Lifetime and what is your favorite show? I need a specific show, my dear."

And if Halperin chooses to hold the Democratic contenders to the same line of interrogation:

7.) "Sec. Clinton, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to being a woman. Do you know how to cook and what is your favorite dish to prepare for you husband? Come on secretary, I need a favorite dish." [Being a Secretary, how many words per minute can you type ?]

8.) "Shalom Sen. Sanders, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Jewish heritage. Do you have a favorite Jackie Mason joke and Seinfeld episode?"

9.) "Top of the morning to you, Gov. O'Malley. I hope you had a bowl of Lucky Charms to start the day. But I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Irish heritage. Will you do the Riverdance for us right now?"

10.) "Sen. Webb, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Scotch-Irish heritage. Are you sober?"

Posted by: Tupac Shakur at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (e8kgV)

60 If you think Mooch is whining now, wait till she has to actually start paying for her vacations.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (/HC6x)

61
I don't think journalism ever really was alive, so how could it die?

The internet and talk radio - with a few very rare exceptions in the MFM - really are the only media that have done any sort of honest reportage. At the very least, they represent a differing worldview and opinion than that put forth by the legacy press.

And the FCC will now try to crush this as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ)

62 Liveblogging the NoVaMoMee as ONT?

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 11, 2015 08:50 AM (L6lkG)

63 60 If you think Mooch is whining now, wait till she has to actually start paying for her vacations.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (/HC6x)


Not when she becomes president in '16.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (St6BJ)

64 If you think Mooch is whining now, wait till she has to actually start paying for her vacations.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (/HC6x)

Are you kidding me. People look her will be mooching off their fame for the rest of their lives. And since she will have Secret Service protection also, we will be paying part of that. These fucks are never going away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (rDqRv)

65 Omg at the TPC yesterday. And OMGAWD at Rickie Fowler's girlfriend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:47 AM (gW5Vg)

I think he won the "closest to the skank" contest.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (nFdGS)

66 "Stay Quiet And You'll Be Okay"


Honestly didn't know if that was going to be about the jihadists or the rabid leftist SJW's.

Good morning horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)

67 I think he won the "closest to the skank" contest.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (nFdGS)


As well as Fewest Fucks To Give.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:52 AM (gW5Vg)

68 My moonbat sister was over for Mother's Day yesterday. And of course she had a "Ready for Hillary" sticker on car. I almost puked, but it was parked in my driveway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:52 AM (rDqRv)

69
And OMGAWD at Rickie Fowler's girlfriend.

OMGAWD hellz yeah. The way that shirt was falling off her?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

70 She said people question her intelligence,honesty, and love for her country.


Well duh. Since the first time she was proud of her country wasn't until Brack's first term.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 08:52 AM (WNPJe)

71 66 "Stay Quiet And You'll Be Okay"


Honestly didn't know if that was going to be about the jihadists or the rabid leftist SJW's.

Good morning horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)



And the difference between the two is?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (St6BJ)

72 Well, I guess Mooch could set up a charitable foundation to cover those pesky vacation expenses.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (/HC6x)

73 12 Mooch has done nothing but bitch and moan about how bad whites have been to her, her whole life. Fuck her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)


If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met one asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day then you're the asshole.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

74 >>How full of loathing do you have to be to hijack nice little things like
a museum opening or a college graduation to go off on how horrible the
world is?



Maybe Barry isn't the only narcissist in the family?

Michelle's BFF growing up was....Jessie Jackson's daughter. Michelle spent so much time at Jackson's home that they jokes she was his unofficial daughter.
Her attitude took years of training at the feet of one of the country's premier racial grievance-mongers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (2TN4k)

75 And the difference between the two is?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (St6BJ)



Frequency of showers?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (gW5Vg)

76 68 My moonbat sister was over for Mother's Day yesterday. And of course she had a "Ready for Hillary" sticker on car. I almost puked, but it was parked in my driveway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:52 AM (rDqRv)


We need stickers that say ". . .To Be Imprisoned" that you can slap alongside the other.

". . .To Die" would be too harsh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ)

77 Mark Halperin is a racist jerk.But it's ok to be racist to Republicans.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (shFKH)

78 And the difference between the two is?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (St6BJ)

One hasn't taken the leap into lopping off heads.

And that is not to say they wouldn't do it in a heartbeat if given the opportunity.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (fWAjv)

79 75 Frequency of showers?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (gW5Vg)


Fat bull dykes and Occupiers bathe? Since when?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:55 AM (St6BJ)

80 75 And the difference between the two is?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (St6BJ)


Sharpness of knives?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 08:56 AM (nqiq9)

81 If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met one asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day then you're the asshole.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)




Some folks are oblivious to the fact that they are the problem.


Like the girl who whines that she has no boyfriend and her friends all suck. You feel bad until you realize it's because she's an asshole.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 11, 2015 08:57 AM (L6lkG)

82 Journalism died? Well, it was pretty sick in '92, and died in 2000. Symptoms showed up in '72, and was diagnosed as terminal in '82.

But ya, journalism has been sick for a long time.

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 08:57 AM (MmRPD)

83 If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met one asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day then you're the asshole.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)


Well put. Sorta like the third and fourth marriage folks need to at some point think, "Maybe it's me."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 08:58 AM (yxw0r)

84 Michelle Obama complained about how she had been referred to by somebody in the (white) media as "Obama's baby mama." How insulting and raaaaacist, right?

What she didn't mention was that Obama's own campaign introduced her that way at several of his campaign events (before black crowds) in 2008, to show how "street" they were, and Michelle Obama even referred to herself that way on at least one occasion that I recall.

But it's only raaaaacist and offensive when whitey does it, not when Michelle and Barky's campaign do it.

Friggin' hypocrites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2015 09:00 AM (lmdHn)

85 What Ricky Fowler does to up his game


http://tinyurl.com/obzo83m

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

86 Naked final.

That sounds...."unsafe" - maybe triggering, conducive to rape culture.

It's like these kids don't even know well enough to use campus tactics against creepy professors.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:01 AM (2TN4k)

87 Sefton, how about "To Wear Orange"?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (t1YFX)

88 We need stickers that say ". . .To Be Imprisoned" that you can slap alongside the other.

". . .To Die" would be too harsh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ)

Great idea.

*puts Avery labels into printer

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

89 85 What Ricky Fowler does to up his game

http://tinyurl.com/obzo83m

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:00 AM (fWAjv)



Amazing what talent, looks and a shitpile of money can get you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (gW5Vg)

90
Reason: Hey, Clinton Vs. Bush Would Be Totes Awesome For Libertarians

by Sheldon Richman




Just a reminder:

I have trouble seeing an essential difference between what Kyle did in Iraq and what Adam Lanza did at Sandy Hook Elementary School. It certainly was not heroism.

reason.com/archives/2015/01/29/the-american-sniper-was-no-hero

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

91 Journalism died during Obama's first campaign.

Journalism died in 1972, when the treasonous WaPo decided to crucify Nixon for doing nothing more than FDR, LBJ or JFK had done.

Ted Cruz needs to take some lessons from Carly Fiorina about punching back at these mendacious hacks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 09:03 AM (zF6Iw)

92 Amazing what talent, looks and a shitpile of money can get you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (gW5Vg)

Thankfully I am blessed with 0 of those three.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

93 [Michelle Obama opens her mouth and mind to inspire students]

Empty?! All this time?!

That's dishonest.

Low!

Posted by: Gyro Captain at May 11, 2015 09:04 AM (9FaY6)

94 Journalism? Like that practiced by William Randolph Hearst?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:04 AM (t1YFX)

95 I need IV Coffee this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:04 AM (rDqRv)

96 Thankfully I am blessed with 0 of those three.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)



Hahahahaha

*fistbump*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:04 AM (gW5Vg)

97 87
Sefton, how about "To Wear Orange"?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (t1YFX)


Wait. So he's Jooish AND Protestant?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (yxw0r)

98
Well put. Sorta like the third and fourth marriage folks.....

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains

I completely disagree with that silly notion. It's always been the fault of my husbands who never respected my opinions. They only wanted to bounce my muffin.

Posted by: Zombie Liz Taylor at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (P330y)

99 If I were a graduate when and where she spoke I'd have gotten up and walked out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (rDqRv)

100 J. J.

I left this in a thread this yesterday, but you vamoosed:

microagressors-->microaggressors

O.k., it's not the most important point in the world, but.

Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (WIUGG)

101 Was at daughters all day volleyball tournament yesterday and missed watching the golf tournament. Just googled Ricky Fowler's girlfriend - damn, it's good to be the king.

I noticed he's cut his hair and shaved off his peach-fuzz mustache too. I think somebody's whipped.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (nqiq9)

102 87 Sefton, how about "To Wear Orange"?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:02 AM (t1YFX)


I seem to recall her wearing an orange pantsuit?

"READY FOR HILARY - TO WEAR A JUMPSUIT INSTEAD OF A MAO-SUIT"

Nah. Too long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 09:06 AM (St6BJ)

103 Michelle Obama: Cable news once charmingly referred to me as 'Obama's Baby Mama.' "

This from the woman who called Obama her baby Daddy while introducing him on stage.

Stop whining Michelle. It's not becoming. What happened to bearing "suffering" with dignity? And if life is too difficult, you and your husband could just go away.

Did she ever come to the defence of Condoleezza Rice during the racist attacks on her by Michelle's fellow libs?

The Obamas are not nice people. Like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton, they have no intention of allowing racial harmony if they can help it. They just have better grammar and enunciate better than the other two.

Oh, and I'm curious to know if any of these alleged offenses even happened or were uttered by anyone of import.

Wait, we do know the Sony execs made racist "jokes" about Obama, but they don't fit the bill.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:06 AM (shFKH)

104
Whatever the Supreme Court decides, social conservatives active in the Republican Party are vowing to leave tough language opposing same-sex marriage in the GOP's 2016 platform. But a group of establishment GOP leaders wants to drop the language, believing it hurts the party with young people and some other voters.

And CNN is told they hope Sen. Rob Portman of Ohio will take a lead role in reshaping the platform.

http://tinyurl.com/p97xppj



One can but hope this crater's Portman's re-election in the process.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:06 AM (kdS6q)

105 100 J. J.

I left this in a thread this yesterday, but you vamoosed:

microagressors-->microaggressors

O.k., it's not the most important point in the world, but.
Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (WIUGG)


Might have that already in there. Lemme see . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)

106 Good articles and it's so early too...Haven't even had my coffee.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)

107 Mark Halperin is a racist jerk.But it's ok to be racist to Republicans.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 08:54 AM (shFKH)
_____________________

Did you like how he asked Cruz if he had applied to Princeton and Harvard Law as a hispanic?

Barry Obama's own publisher's bio, which is written with info supplied by the authors, claimed that he had been born in Kenya, and went uncorrected for decades, until Obama decided to run for president. Yet not a single journalist ever asked Obama is he had identified himself as black, or as Kenyan, on his Columbia and Harvard applications.

Also, unlike Cruz, who had a stellar post-law school career, Barry never did anything of note as a lawyer, so his qualifications are much more suspect. Cruz clearly had the academic chops for the Ivy League, whereas Barry -- by his own admission -- was a choom-smoking, cocaine-sniffing slacker at Occidental.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (lmdHn)

108 Fox News

Officials say Terrorism has gone viral
http://tinyurl.com/omy43ny

and they don't know what to do about it. But if we could refrain from provoking them, and if we could disarm the public, everyone would be safer.

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (MmRPD)

109 86 Naked final.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:01 AM (2TN4k)

Automatic "F" for manspreading?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (nqiq9)

110 A typical morning bitching by conservative losses. It must suck to be stuck in a doom and gloom mood all day everyday. The world is not ending and no Mad Max style dystopia is on the horizon.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Just deal with it and stop whining.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (7pCdq)

111 100 Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (WIUGG)

Already in there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

112 Ha! Troll's here!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:09 AM (gW5Vg)

113 Sen. Bernie Sanders: I m Most Progressive Member Of Congress, We Can Learn A Lot From Socialism

Weasel Zippers

No comment from all the victims of Pol Pot, Stalin, and Mao

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:09 AM (rDqRv)

114
A bleg:


Do any morons have experience either with the Bradley electric smoker or the Masterbuilt?

If so, what did you think about it? Likes or dislikes?

Do you cold smoke with it?


Thanks.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 09:09 AM (KUa85)

115 Ah, the smell of a fresh troll dropping.

See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 09:10 AM (zF6Iw)

116 The Mooch whining about all the racism she has faced all her life is bad enough, as she grew up in a comfortable, middle class household. What is really sickening is she has led a privileged, pampered existence since college and had fawning press coverage been practically worshiped by the MSM since 2007. Yet she whines about discrimination.

Where is Mark Halpern when you need him to grill her on her Afro-American bona fides?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 11, 2015 09:10 AM (1BQGO)

117 For Sly Snoodle Fuch

https://youtu.be/9wsHOSBqTn4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:10 AM (t1YFX)

118 The three judges -- Chief Judge Merrick Garland, David Tatel and David Sentelle -- were incredulous. You say they want a tax exemption, but that's not the complaint, Judge Sentelle admonished government lawyer Teresa McLaughlin: "They are not in court seeking to restrain the assessment or collection of a tax, they are in court seeking a constitutionally fair process."

The suit should also be foreclosed, the government argued, because under Section 7428(b)(2) of the Internal Revenue Code groups may sue to obtain their tax-exempt status if no action has been taken for 270 days, and that should be an alternative to Z Street's approach.

"You don't really mean that, right? Because the next couple words would be the IRS is free to discriminate on the basis of viewpoint, religion, race [for 270 days]. You don't actually think that?" Judge Garland said. "Imagine the IRS announces today a policy that says as follows: No application by a Jewish group or an African-American group will be considered until one day short of the period under the statute . . . Is it your view that that cannot be challenged?"

Posted by: Ken Starr at May 11, 2015 09:10 AM (e8kgV)

119 I completely disagree with that silly notion. It's always been the fault of my husbands who never respected my opinions. They only wanted to bounce my muffin.

Posted by: Zombie Liz Taylor at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (P330y)

If this is "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" Zombie Liz Taylor, I'd STILL bounce your muffin.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 09:11 AM (nqiq9)

120 We Can Learn A Lot From Socialism

Irony. Big heaping gobs of it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:11 AM (659DL)

121 Just got here and about to get torn away but...
1bulwetweft nailed it @9.

And speaking of the dead "major" media, has anyone taken more than a cursory look at Jade Helm?
Will check back later to see.

Posted by: teej at May 11, 2015 09:11 AM (qyZxC)

122 Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (7pCdq)

Fuck you, you piece of slimy goose shit. I hope you get t-boned by a greyhound bus on your way to pick up your welfare check, you cock smoking asswipe.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 11, 2015 09:12 AM (eytER)

123
A typical morning bitching by conservative losses. It must suck to be stuck in a doom and gloom mood all day everyday.
Posted by: Sly Fox





I can't find my watch anywhere. Could you ask your Mom if I dropped it behind the headboard of her bed on Mother's Day?

Thanks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:12 AM (kdS6q)

124 The GOP has taken over the Board of Governors of UNC and the professors are learning to squeal like a pig. They are not happy, and we are sticking it up their asses.



http://tinyurl.com/npje7bp




Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:12 AM (0FSuD)

125 A typical morning bitching by conservative losses.
It must suck to be stuck in a doom and gloom mood all day everyday. The
world is not ending and no Mad Max style dystopia is on the horizon.



Life's a bitch and then you die. Just deal with it and stop whining.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (7pCdq)

That's some grade-A word salad, little buddy. Talk to your doctor about Haldol.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 11, 2015 09:12 AM (Q819Q)

126 The wife of the president complains of mistreatment? Is she trying to make the case that one can rise above it and become rich, famous, and powerful, or is she trying to make the case that she is still being mistreated just because of her skin color?

The wife of the president! Mistreated! Discriminated against!

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 09:13 AM (MmRPD)

127 Ha ha! Lady Godiva Robinson's bootilicious ass is showing again!

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)

128 Life's a bitch and then you die. Just deal with it and stop whining.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM


Seems to me you could say that to Moooooo-chelle and it would be more meaningful.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 09:14 AM (P8YHq)

129 All conservatives do is bitch and moan all day about how horrible things are. For a bunch of people who claim to be tough and self sufficient, you are a pathetic bunch. Do you really think a politician will change your life? Why not change your lives yourselves?

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:15 AM (7pCdq)

130 111 100 Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (WIUGG)

Already in there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

From my suggestion way back when

TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

131 Now, now Horde. Be kind to our little troll.

I mean, if the last pussy you got was around your neck, you'd be pretty bitter and angry too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:15 AM (gW5Vg)

132 @117

Anna WHERE do you find this stuff. LOL!

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:15 AM (0FSuD)

133 I can't find my watch anywhere. Could you ask your Mom if I dropped it behind



If I can find my keys, we'll drive out!
--Just the Punchline

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 09:15 AM (WNPJe)

134 @121
OMG the military is conducting exercises on US soil. What are we to do?
///////

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:16 AM (7pCdq)

135 >>>111 100 Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:05 AM (WIUGG)

Already in there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

Oops. I meant: change the spelling--to the correct spelling, the one that has two g's. It's microaggressing me.

Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 09:16 AM (WIUGG)

136
Automatic "F" for manspreading?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (nqiq9)


F- for shrinkage.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 09:16 AM (yxw0r)

137 I mean, if the last pussy you got was around your neck,



You're eating it wrong......

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 09:17 AM (WNPJe)

138 The world is not ending and no Mad Max style dystopia is on the horizon.

---------

Obviously you have never seen 'Hardcore Pawn.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

139 The sly fox humps over the lazy dog.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

140 Troll bashing it's what's for breakfast at the HQ every morning.



Axe must be paying again.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:17 AM (0FSuD)

141 'Jade Helm' totes sounds like a porno name.
Intentional?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:18 AM (2TN4k)

142 @125
Its reality, life is cruel and harsh. Shit ain't sweet and things are not some candy cane. Conservatives are a bunch of spoil brats who want to be coddled and have an easy life.

Reality is a bitch, learn to deal with it.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:18 AM (7pCdq)

143 Scientific American provides public service

http://tinyurl.com/l2qggaj

by demonstrating how easy it is to commit science fraud.

It's fucking amazing to me, how many once respected organizations have become complicit in this fraud.

What pisses me off, on the other hand, is that the truth of this shit is out there.

We live in the information age where whoever is the best at manipulating the information wins. More often than not, it seems, the truth is not in any of the information that is publicly available. And that's bullshit.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 11, 2015 09:19 AM (BZAd3)

144 Hey Hector, I thought that was a tattoo of the word "MOM" on your mom's ass, but when she laid down and spread her legs, I realized it said "WOW."

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

145 How AlextheChick kills squirrels with her boots?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 08:46 AM


Wouldn't that require her to be...Outside?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

146 The basic problem is that Mooch thinks she's above criticism when actually she's beneath contempt.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 09:19 AM (ee9LE)

147 Some men do great things.

Some jizz-stains who pretend to be clever with nicks like "sly fox" engage in passive-aggressive complain fests on the Internet.

Sly Fox is a skidmark on life's underwear.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (PFy0L)

148 Can we get some nice calming watercolor for art class?

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (MmRPD)

149 Why is Vernon Wells in my basement on a Kawasaki Z1 yelling "Kill! Kill! Kill them all!" at me?

Posted by: Slow Fox at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (9FaY6)

150 Reminder: If you are wondering what it is like to go through life as an intellectually dishonest apologist for people who blow up world treasures for sport or those who are incapable of doing fourth grade math, we always have Hector for your amusement.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (659DL)

151 Wow - almost sounds like the whole point of the "exam" is for the professor to get his rocks off. Don't suppose he films it, too?


Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 08:38 AM (2TN4k)

How this is in any doubt amazes me. But I guess only academics are brilliant enough to understand the point of the pervs exam.

Reports of affairs with female and/or male students in 3,2,....

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (shFKH)

152 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

153 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)

154 Perhaps I can help this troll.

I am a pediatric brain surgeon, after all.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, MD at May 11, 2015 09:21 AM (hSlC9)

155 "Conservatives are a bunch of spoil brats"

Drug-induced ADD: How the fuck does it work?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 11, 2015 09:21 AM (8W5zZ)

156
But a group of establishment GOP leaders wants to drop the language, believing it hurts the party with young people and some other voters.

I believe that's accurate. I told a young person that I'm libertarian and she didn't know what that meant, so I started to explain. She stopped me and asked if I were for gay marriage. I am. She said OK, then.

For some young people it's a proxy for "are you a good person?".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (JtwS4)

157 Just pointing out that the accepted meme for the day is "conservative losers"
Please review the style sheet for this week and correct accordingly

Typos are the enemy of progressivism. Foerwards!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (t//F+)

158 142
@125

Its reality, life is cruel and harsh. Shit ain't sweet and things
are not some candy cane. Conservatives are a bunch of spoil brats who
want to be coddled and have an easy life.




I think you are describing democrat LIVs on welfare. Conservatives WORK.



Here are the people that want to have the "easy life".. It's free, EBT!




http://tinyurl.com/bqezxd7

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (0FSuD)

159 141 'Jade Helm' totes sounds like a porno name.
Intentional?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:18 AM (2TN4k)


http://tinyurl.com/q8uy6x7

Meet Jade Helm, the woman with the unluckiest name in the world

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

160
>>How full of loathing do you have to be to hijack nice little things like

a museum opening or a college graduation to go off on how horrible the

world is?


Eh. I think it's more a power trip. She can fuck up your experience, and you can't do shit about it. Big hit of dopamine to the narcissist brain there.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (ZKzrr)

161 things are not some candy cane


"Son, I am disappoint. Things are not some candy cane! I come America 40 years!"

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (Q819Q)

162 The basic problem is that Mooch....is the usual lib whiplash argument:

"America is so racist that I am First Lady."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (659DL)

163 Another basic problem w/Mooch is that not everything is about Mooch.

Did these graduates need to hear all this - was this relevant to them in this context?

Sounds like her epic fail speech before the Olympic committee - "Please pick Chicago because I used to watch the Olympics with my dead dad."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (2TN4k)

164 If this is "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" Zombie Liz Taylor, I'd STILL bounce your muffin.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 09:11 AM (nqiq9)


This was Burton's favorite picture of Taylor:

http://goo.gl/o3GLjd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (zF6Iw)

165 Yay! Arlington got rid of our own mini-SCOAMF over the weekend. Soon-to-be-former Mayor Cluck only got about 39% of the vote.

We also divested ourselves of those stupid red light cameras- 60/40 on that vote (I want to know who the 40% are, frankly).

Between that and getting to hang out with my wife all day Friday and Saturday, and then hanging out with my parents on Sunday, it was a good weekend for me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

166 Perhaps I can help this troll.

I am a pediatric brain surgeon, after all.
Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, MD at May 11, 2015 09:21 AM


Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (h4vJk)

167 @144
Grow up and face the real world. You u are the epitome of a typical conservative loser. You are here everyday bitching about how mean life is and hoping some politician will come along and make your life better. How about you help yourself instead of waiting for a political savior?

It sucks to be a trailer park loser like you.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (7pCdq)

168 "She stopped me and asked if I were for gay marriage"

I'm Muslim, I said.

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (MmRPD)

169 @158
Most conservatives are on welfare themselves. Conservatives tend to be low income white trash who appear on Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:24 AM (7pCdq)

170 Spoil brats are the worse.

Best to eat them by their expiration date.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

171 Trailer park?

Luxury.

We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

172
And in just making stuff up now news, the California High-Speed Rail Authority is estimating the ticket cost per mile traveled of the Unicorn Express will be half that of the Acela line or other high speed trains.

Why? *shrugs* 'cause.

http://lat.ms/1IrKdC2

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:26 AM (kdS6q)

173 Oh, great, a troll named after an 80's Mtv one-hit-wonder band.

Sh-t's gonna be stuck in my head all day, now.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 09:26 AM (O7MnT)

174 Spoil brats are the worse.

Best to eat them by their expiration date.


I---uh...

OHHHHHHH...you mean the sausage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:26 AM (659DL)

175 We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

Bragging is unbecoming of you.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

176
We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB78hM_lkI

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 09:27 AM (ZKzrr)

177 OHHHHHHH...you mean the sausage.

Did someone say "sausage?!?!?"

Of the gentleman's variety?

Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Sly Fawkes at May 11, 2015 09:27 AM (PFy0L)

178 @156
Libertarians are classy tolerant people who don't look for a political savior. We fix our own lives unlike the conservative welfare leeches.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:27 AM (7pCdq)

179
Mmmm. Sausage.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 09:28 AM (ZKzrr)

180 We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.

Cardboard box? You were lucky!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)

181 That starship troopers article was dumb. It's a fun book, but its no lasting manual on modern warfare.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2015 09:28 AM (+eQ0e)

182 And in just making stuff up now news, the California High-Speed Rail Authority is estimating the ticket cost per mile traveled of the Unicorn Express will be half that of the Acela line or other high speed trains.

See note above on furth grade math.

CAAAAAAAALIFORNIA, where the bullshit comes sweeping off the treeeeees.....(that are on fire)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:28 AM (659DL)

183 I don't believe in complaining about how tough life is. I believe in selling my soul to elect democrats who will take care of me while punishing uppity self starters.

Posted by: Sly Fawkes at May 11, 2015 09:29 AM (PFy0L)

184 169
@158

Most conservatives are on welfare themselves. Conservatives tend to be low income white trash who appear on Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:24 AM (7pCdq)

Sly, you have falling into the wrong website. Whatever you are smoking put it down and head over here, where your kind of stupid lives.



http://tinyurl.com/eyl9

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:29 AM (0FSuD)

185 Uh oh. The backlash against muslims has begun.


Abdourahamane Diallo, 29, told officers he had vandalized the Islamic Center and a vehicle because he was frustrated and had lost an expensive phone earlier in the evening, according to a report from the St. Cloud Police Department.

Diallo told officers he regularly attended prayer at the Islamic Center in the past.


Oopsie

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:29 AM (fWAjv)

186 Just googled Ricky Fowler's girlfriend, she could use a few cheese burgers. No, it's not hate. I'm just an African woman who things women should have a little more meat than that on them and that the bag of bones look isn't fetching.

But I'm just a lowly woman. What do I know?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:29 AM (shFKH)

187 Ben Carson Is An Awful Candidate

Is anyone really surprised that he's not ready for prime time? Seriously, what in his resume says "Good at public policy?"

Yes, I like Ben Carson as someone who called out the SCOAMT on his SCOAMF-iness. Yes, I'm sure Ben Carson is a wonderful human being. Obviously he's very intelligent and a great neurosurgeon.

None of that has a d*mn thing to do with being president (well, wonderful human being *should* but obviously doesn't). He's anti-2nd amendment (if you want to put restrictions based on geography on my right to keep and bear arms, you're anti-2nd amendment). And now he's shown he doesn't even understand domestic policy in a very big sector he *must* understand if he were to become president.

Next.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)

188
Libertarians are classy tolerant people who don't look for a political savior. We fix our own lives unlike the conservative welfare leeches.
Posted by: Sly Fox

I told a young person that I'm libertarian and she didn't know what that meant, so I started to explain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch




Would make me reconsider my political orientation, but that's just me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (kdS6q)

189 "We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road."

Lucky you. We had to live in the lake.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (1BQGO)

190 I swear Sly's repetitiveness reminds me of some old banned troll.



Palin Steele or Erg?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)

191 Never understood why the working poor who live in trailer parks are automatically assumed to be more stupid than people who live in the PJ's on Section 8.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (O7MnT)

192 I think I have moral superiority because I married a brown skinned woman who needed a green card. Down with the Caucasian heteronormative state!

Posted by: Sly Fawkes at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (PFy0L)

193 I dunno... now that Alison Arngrim, that's on spoiled brat I would have eaten.

Posted by: Merlin Olsen at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (9FaY6)

194 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM

And the stupid bint has her booger hook on the bang switch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (60Vyp)

195 Conservatives are a bunch of spoil brats who want to be coddled and have an easy life.

???

Tell that to us in the Military yu putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (rDqRv)

196 I don't even know who Ricky Fowler is.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (mGBKM)

197 The rationale for the names of military exercises can be inscrutable,
but I asked Helm if she had any guess why the military settled on her
name for this operation. "Maybe they chose Jade Helm because it is a
kick-ass name," she replied. "They could have asked, though."


Kick-ass gal!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (2TN4k)

198 Further objection for style: if you are going to repeat a word, as in the principal noun in each sentence, try making it more of a punchy word. Loser is just a bland word all around and, like boiled tapioca, it really relies on other flavors to give it a kick.

Good separate coda at the end, though, summing up the purpose of the post, though.
Too bad the whole purpose was to call someone a name.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (t//F+)

199 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)

Sentence structure and complete disconnection from reality says Hector.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)

200 190 I swear Sly's repetitiveness reminds me of some old banned troll.

Palin Steele or Erg?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)



Always amusing when previously banned folks show back up with a new nic and hash.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:32 AM (gW5Vg)

201 199 No doubt.It is Hector.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (mGBKM)

202 I don't even know who Ricky Fowler is.

Golfer. From appearances, is a...gasp...normal guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)

203 Why is it that all the Libertarians I meet out in the real world are Jew-hating, leftist dope heads?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (Q819Q)

204 One dammit. 'One'.

Posted by: Merlin Olsen at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (9FaY6)

205 Just read the article on Cruz. They asked him to welcome Bernie sanders en espanol? Does Bernie Sanders even speak Spanish?

Wow.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (lIU4e)

206 196 I don't even know who Ricky Fowler is.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 09:31 AM (mGBKM)

Goes around the world sticking his white balls into any open hole.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (fWAjv)

207 Sentence structure and complete disconnection from reality says Hector.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)

Yes, this. Are you the guy with a blog, he he.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:33 AM (0FSuD)

208 @195
Most "conservatives" in the military are libertarian or constitutionalists. They ain't the white trash KKK trailer park racist types.

Are you in combat arms?

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (7pCdq)

209 >>"We live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road."

>>>Lucky you. We had to live in the lake.


I live in a van down by the river!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (2TN4k)

210 I think journalism had a major cardiac event when Uncle Walter the Commie declared on the nightly CBS News in 1968, during the Tet offensive, that 'the war is lost'. Tet was a great victory and put Giap on the ropes. Uncle Walter the Commie gave new life to Giap and his army because Giap saw how the left was killing support for the war at home in the US. I really and truly hpe Uncle Walter the Commie is enjoying in hell the barbed cock of Satan at least five times a day.

Posted by: Pres. Eisenhower at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (6KLBy)

211 Are you in combat arms?

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (7pCdq)


Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (kff5f)

212
10.) "Sen. Webb, I'm curious how deep a connection you have to your Scotch-Irish heritage. Are you sober?"

Posted by: Tupac Shakur at May 11, 2015 08:49 AM (e8kgV)








F**k you, buddy. I don't have to take this shit from anyone......I quit.

*stomps off in a huff*

Posted by: Jim Webb at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (ewiBW)

213 What a dumb fuck.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:35 AM (rDqRv)

214 @208

No he was in code breaking, and he's broken your code Hector.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:35 AM (0FSuD)

215
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)


Always amusing when previously banned folks show back up with a new nic and hash


*snort*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 09:35 AM (JtwS4)

216 Obama DHS Chief Jeh Johnson Meets With Radical Muslim Group CAIR Twice In One Week

Weasel Zippers

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (rDqRv)

217 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:35 AM (rDqRv)

There's a long list of people who qualify......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

218 Ben Carson is a smart man and the opposite of narcissistic as far as I can tell. He has been willing to learn and listen to others in regard to his logical errors in some of his stated positions. I hope someone grabs him and explain to him why he's so wrong in this case. He's not ready to be POTUS and may never be but I think it's good that he's a candidate.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (8NLb9)

219 Hector, Hector, Hector....

Come and let me tell you story of a smart military blog.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)

220 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:35 AM (rDqRv)

I think you're insulting dumb f*cks.

Hector *aspires* to "dumb f*ck." Hector is not even worthy (were he capable of such a difficult feat) of fastening the velcro on a dumb f*ck's shoes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (kff5f)

221 Not your typical MMD Vocaloid - https://youtu.be/1EeXynvtVO4

Or perhaps a different one hit wonder - https://youtu.be/oXA6CLTDekw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (t1YFX)

222 I am black. I have visited museums with family and friends who are black with no other races in our party. Never once did it occur to me that the museums didn't welcome people like me. Now if a bunch of ghetto kids (or white kids, or Asian kids) are being disruptive, of course they wouldn't be welcome, anywhere. But if you behave like a decent human being, no one has a problem with that no matter your skin color, MICHELLE. Ugh.

Instead of encouraging black people in this country to have the courage to work to overcome barriers, real or imagined, as many of their ancestors did - and those were real barriers - she just whines about her poor little big rich woman life. Pathetic.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:38 AM (shFKH)

223 Morning all. Sorry I'm late. Read the dump posts. This troll thing is kinda funny, nice to see you kick hs ass around the gray boxes. Fairly new here, so serious question... Who or what the hell is a "Hector"? Is it something from the past, like the undead come back?

Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 09:39 AM (sdxPm)

224 I think it's good that he's a candidate.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 11, 2015 09:36 AM (8NLb9)


I would love to agree with you, but I just can't. As far as I can tell he brings nothing to the table except a cult (as in "cult film" not "religious cult" - the "religious cult" thing would be the Luaps.) following. A lot of people really like him and want him to "do more," but so far I have not seen one thing he has said that isn't already being said better by someone else.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)

225 @219
This place is not a military blog. If it is, then our nation is fucked. All people do is bitch about unfair life is and we need the government to save us. I have never encountered a military member who bitches about the cruelty of life.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:40 AM (7pCdq)

226 Mooch is an ugly human being,and it has nothing to do with her physical appearance.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 09:40 AM (mGBKM)

227 >>They asked him to welcome Bernie sanders en espanol?

I don't think the article mentioned how he reacted. I hope he simply said NO.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:41 AM (shFKH)

228 Ben Carson is a clown.

Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:42 AM (7pCdq)

229 Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 09:39 AM (sdxPm)

You have to upgrade to the pewter membership (or is it the tin?) and get the FAQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)

230 Hector,

Have you ever run a nuclear reactor on a ballistic missile submarine?

Then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:42 AM (659DL)

231 Posted by: Sly Fox at May 11, 2015 09:42 AM (7pCdq)

Ah....your racism finally emerges.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)

232 You have to upgrade to the pewter membership (or is it the tin?) and get the FAQ.

Yeah, but it smells like wet Ace.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)

233 Who or what the hell is a "Hector"? Is it something from the past, like the undead come back?

You know when you have to go to a porta-potty and the smell is so bad it's driving the rats away? When someone clogged it so bad it's going to take someone in MOPP4 gear to clean it? And you just *know* that the reek will cling to you for days no matter how many showers you take?

Hector is like that, only less useful and less intelligent.

S/h/it is a serial troll who shows up just about every day- usually with a new nic and hash. You can almost always tell it's hector from sentence structure, word choice, etc. With enough poking, s/h/it will eventually go Full Nazi, and that's at least fun to watch.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)

234 "Never understood why the working poor who live in trailer parks are
automatically assumed to be more stupid than people who live in the PJ's
on Section 8."

Was thinking how liberals are so concerned and have compassion for the poor as long as they are dark skinned. They will literally spend thousands to travel the the world to get the perfect photo for Facebook with a hungry African/Latino kid to show their compassion. Yet not a one would go around the block to play with the kid of some poor white family. In fact , they will openly mock him and his family as religious freaks, trailer trash, rednecks... Guess they should have been born in another country or other color to be the lucky recipient of liberal largess.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 11, 2015 09:44 AM (1BQGO)

235 this troll is dumber than most about what goes on in the Military. this one doesn't even watch war movies?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:44 AM (rDqRv)

236
Fishing trawler in the Irish Sea "catches" a submarine in its net, gets dragged backwards at 10 kts.

Presumed Russkies: http://bit.ly/1cpqVPV

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 09:44 AM (JtwS4)

237 221
Not your typical MMD Vocaloid - https://youtu.be/1EeXynvtVO4


Dancing under the "Crusader's Cross". Best looking Nun EAVH.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (0FSuD)

238 I don't think the article mentioned how he reacted. I hope he simply said NO.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:41 AM (shFKH)



Laughingly responded, "I think I'll stick with English, senor."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (gW5Vg)

239
Who or what the hell is a "Hector"?
Posted by: Krake




Executive Summary

Toothless Serbian troll, with a Peruvian mail-order wife that cuckolds him with Mexican gardeners.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (kdS6q)

240 Conservatives are a bunch of spoil brats who want to be coddled and have an easy life.

It's Hector under yet another handle, and evidently he doesn't like to put "ed" on the end of some verbs either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (1sJza)

241 Fishing trawler in the Irish Sea "catches" a submarine in its net, gets dragged backwards at 10 kts.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (659DL)

242 Ben Carson = Herman Cain 2.0

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (UFrle)

243 Sane Russian sub the Fins fired on recently?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (t1YFX)

244 I am black. I have visited museums with family and friends who are black with no other races in our party. Never once did it occur to me that the museums didn't welcome people like me. Now if a bunch of ghetto kids (or white kids, or Asian kids) are being disruptive, of course they wouldn't be welcome, anywhere. But if you behave like a decent human being, no one has a problem with that no matter your skin color, MICHELLE. Ugh.
_______________________

I'm older than Michelle Obama, and I grew up in suburban D.C. As you might imagine, going to D.C. museums, of which there are many, was a routine part of my public school experience as a kid. I bet I went to the Smithsonian and National Gallery of Art on field trips at least 30 times during my elementary school years. Half the kids in my classes were black -- and they always went along on all the field trips. Don't ever recall a single time when the black kids were denied admittance to one of the museums. And when we were at the museums, we always saw tourists from all sorts of ethnic backgrounds wandering through the halls.

The idea that museums have been some sort of "whites only" experience during Michelle Obama's lifetime is one of the most ludicrous -- and provably false -- stories ever to come out of that idiot's mouth.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2015 09:46 AM (lmdHn)

245 Troll comes in, all full of superior attitude, spewing we-they divisive group-thinking.

Normally, even with disagreements on issues, folks don't get all group-thinky my side your side like that. Much less the absurd caricatures of the other side.

Funny thing is, though. By participating here, troll is "one of us." Thanks for playing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's like ironic n stuff at May 11, 2015 09:46 AM (cHbIE)

246 I don't think the article mentioned how he reacted. I hope he simply said NO.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 11, 2015 09:41 AM (shFKH)

He did, politely. "I think I'll stick to English"

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:47 AM (0FSuD)

247 Hector, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 09:47 AM (sgrzZ)

248
Sen. Bernie Sanders: I m Most Progressive Member Of Congress, We Can Learn A Lot From Socialism








Conservatives HAVE learned from socialism. That's why we are so opposed to it.

On the other hand, socialism/communism is a lot easier than capitalism. The only real skill needed is the ability to shoot kneeling kulaks in the back of the neck with a pistol.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (ewiBW)

249 I think Cruz is going to grab Vic as a supporter now. He gave a speech where he advocated for the Flat Tax.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (8NLb9)

250 wrg500, it gets excited thinking about the gladius.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (t1YFX)

251 Hector, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (sgrzZ)

252 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke at a meeting of the Likud party before a Knesset vote regarding the possible expansion of the government past its current limit of 18 ministers on Monday, calling his job of forming a working coalition, "not simple," and saying that he will continue working to expand the government, supposedly referring to the possiblity of a deal with opposition leader Isaac Herzog.

I'll be honest, I think Netanyahu is loosing touch with reality and all this will not end well. And this has nothing to do with Fredo. This is internal Israeli Politics spinning out of control

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (rDqRv)

253 Maybe the Progressives care more about dark skinned poor than light skinned poor because this will cause more trouble in America. Race hatred by minorities might be good for promoting Communism. I'm probably stating the obvious, but I think it may bear repeating.

Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (sdxPm)

254 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (t1YFX)

BUNK!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 09:48 AM (sgrzZ)

255 Life's a bitch and then you die.

What a depressing worldview, Hector. I'm sorry that your life is so unhappy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2015 09:49 AM (1sJza)

256 They will literally spend thousands to travel the the world to get the
perfect photo for Facebook with a hungry African/Latino kid to show
their compassion. Yet not a one would go around the block to play with
the kid of some poor white family.


Eh, they won't take a drive into the city to read to poor urban kids, either. They vote for people who promise to take our money to create "programs" (that are just slush funds for other proggs), that's as much "action" as they can stomach.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 09:50 AM (ZKzrr)

257 I believe the correct phrasing is "life's a bitch and then you marry one".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 09:50 AM (JtwS4)

258 Book thread there was a bit of talk about ruthlessness.

My comment was - The Horde will be ruthless to defend kin and hearth. The Soviet Justice Wankers will be ruthless to prove how correct they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:51 AM (t1YFX)

259 Executive Summary

Toothless Serbian troll, with a Peruvian mail-order wife that cuckolds him with Mexican gardeners.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (kdS6q)

LOL!!! My gardener is getting laid? Good for him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:51 AM (0FSuD)

260
Hector, have you ever worn Crocs out in public?



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2015 09:51 AM (ewiBW)

261

Let all remember, I went out like a little bitch.

Posted by: Ser Barristan Selmy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

262 Active shooter in mall in PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 09:52 AM (rDqRv)

263 242
Ben Carson = Herman Cain 2.0

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 11, 2015 09:45 AM (UFrle)


9-9-9 bitches with a stethoscope.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:52 AM (0FSuD)

264 ISIS hackers plan message to America today at 2 pm

http://tinyurl.com/lfnoeyc


Guess I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 09:52 AM (sgrzZ)

265 Eh. I think it's more a power trip. She can fuck up your experience, and you can't do shit about it. Big hit of dopamine to the narcissist brain there.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 09:22 AM (ZKzrr)


This^^^^ more or less explains Obama's entire second term.

Plus, they're Maoists and seem intent on trying to cut the entire Black population out of the main stream to act as their personal, permanently poor, aggrieved revolutionary vanguard-

ie. community organizing on a national scale.


Think about the dopamine hit right there -

if Obama can leverage himself into the

Grand Wazoo of Rioting and Mob Violence.


Yay?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 09:53 AM (0cMkb)

266 Hector, have you ever seen a grown man naked?



http://tinyurl.com/lzjwf7a

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:55 AM (0FSuD)

267 does greta realize that jesuischarlie was insulting the entire religion of islam as well? or is it different because it wasn't in her backyard and it was atheists doing it?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2015 09:56 AM (0O7c5)

268 Are you in combat arms?

That's creepy even for Yector.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 09:56 AM (7ObY1)

269 Yay?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 09:53 AM (0cMkb)



https://youtu.be/MlJdPOkMa9k

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:56 AM (gW5Vg)

270 *jaw drops*

Probably NSFW MMD - https://youtu.be/EP26AtHgEoA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:57 AM (t1YFX)

271 I like Ike but 'Schlong!'

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2015 09:57 AM (6KLBy)

272 ISIS plan "Message to America" at 14:00 EST today. Some sort of cyber attack.

https://tinyurl.com/lfnoeyc

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 09:58 AM (OsWis)

273 They will literally spend thousands to travel the the world to get the perfect photo for Facebook with a hungry African/Latino kid to show their compassion. Yet not a one would go around the block to play with the kid of some poor white family. In fact , they will openly mock him and his family as religious freaks, trailer trash, rednecks...

There's no logic to leftism, it's all feelers and conforming to the bigotries of other leftists.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 09:59 AM (O7MnT)

274 Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide

I figured you could leave the squirrel on the dashboard a couple days but can't figure how you get it in the 2 liter bottle

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 11, 2015 09:59 AM (INp0R)

275 I guess Hector got paroled?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

276 Maybe VagISIL will screw up Gaylord's planner and delete his golf schedule.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 10:00 AM (t1YFX)

277 Hey African Chick, are you coming to MoMe this year?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 10:00 AM (gW5Vg)

278 Does the term 'mic drop' annoy anyone else? It means, I guess "I have made my point so perfectly there's no further argument' to the hipster left.

To me it's just obnoxious.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:00 AM (O7MnT)

279 *jaw drops*

Probably NSFW MMD - https://youtu.be/EP26AtHgEoA
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:57 AM (t1YFX)



I, for one, welcome our new sexbot overlords.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 10:01 AM (0cMkb)

280 >>>>They asked him to welcome Bernie sanders en espanol?


"Dance, monkey, dance!!"
Are candidates there for reporters' amusement now?

More seriously, was he checking to see if Cruz could speak Spanish?
IIRC, the Castro bros. had to take Spanish fairly recently to boast their Latino bona fides.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:02 AM (2TN4k)

281
Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide

I figured you could leave the squirrel on the dashboard a couple days but can't figure how you get it in the 2 liter bottle

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 11, 2015 09:59 AM (INp0R)







Bass-O-Matic

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2015 10:05 AM (ewiBW)

282 Yay?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 09:53 AM (0cMkb)


https://youtu.be/MlJdPOkMa9k
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 11, 2015 09:56 AM (gW5Vg)



Yeah, I'd love it if the general public reaction to all of Obama's, Moochie's, and Holder's race baiting was more or less that.


We don't seem to be there yet.


Maybe after he leaves office.


That's one reason I like Ben Carson as a candidate.

Not as a President(anti-2nd amendment), but as one of the few guys who can and does call BS on Oblabla's racist shenanigans.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 10:06 AM (0cMkb)

283 I figured you could leave the squirrel on the dashboard a couple days but can't figure how you get it in the 2 liter bottle

1. Cut the top off.

2. Stick the quirrel inside.

3. Duct tape the top back on.

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:06 AM (659DL)

284 "I am from the Cuban Communist Party, that doesn't allow religious believers, but now we are allowing it, it's an important step," Castro said.


Raul Castro was against God before he was for Him. Ladies and Gentlemen: the Cuban John Effin Kerry.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 10:07 AM (7ObY1)

285 Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide


Mason jar

Posted by: FCF at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM (kejii)

286 279 *jaw drops*

Probably NSFW MMD - https://youtu.be/EP26AtHgEoA
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 09:57 AM (t1YFX)


I, for one, welcome our new sexbot overlords.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 10:01 AM (0cMkb)

Works for me. Lower maintenance than the real thing, I'd wager.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM (2Ojst)

287 You, too, can send your children to an exorbitantly expensive school where they have to get naked to pass their final exam. And if this is what we've really come to as a country, I'm no longer certain that we're worth saving.

Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)

288
9-9-9 bitches with a stethoscope.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2015 09:52 AM (0FSuD

Open wide and say ahhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM (QyBQv)

289 "I am from the Cuban Communist Party, that doesn't allow religious believers, but now we are allowing it, it's an important step," Castro said.

Yeah, but can you say it Spanish?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)

290 Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide



I figured you could leave the squirrel on the dashboard a couple days but can't figure how you get it in the 2 liter bottle

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 11, 2015 09:59 AM (INp0R)


It is like I don't even know you guys.

Wide-mouth mason jar, dome lid and a pair of pliers to overclock to thermostat in the hot tub.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2015 10:09 AM (t//F+)

291 Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit?

The Great Pumpkin is gonna show up before SMOD ever does. That bastard.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 10:09 AM (ZKzrr)

292

In round-heeled Republican news:

Pamela Geller's abuse of free speech

by Kathleen Parker

http://tinyurl.com/neny7ll

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 10:10 AM (kdS6q)

293 >>Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit? Asking for a friend.


Perhaps I could be of service?

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 11, 2015 10:10 AM (2TN4k)

294 Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit?

The Great Pumpkin is gonna show up before SMOD ever does. That bastard.


Amateurs.

Universe Quantum Field Fluctuation '16

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:11 AM (659DL)

295 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 10:10 AM (kdS6q)

Before I read this... how angry am I going to get about it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

296 Before I read this... how angry am I going to get about it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:11 AM

round-heeled republicans give it away.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2015 10:12 AM (QyBQv)

297 I guess when Halperin interviews Ben Carson, he'll take a line of Lyle's from 'Blazing Saddles' and ask for a certain type of work song?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

298
Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger




"Git the dawg outta the bathtub and rahn some more hawt wahter..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 10:13 AM (kdS6q)

299 Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit?

The Great Pumpkin is gonna show up before SMOD ever does. That bastard.

Amateurs.

Universe Quantum Field Fluctuation '16
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:11 AM (659DL)

------

So...... how does one redeem themselves around here.

Posted by: Mayan Calander at May 11, 2015 10:13 AM (8XRCm)

300 Shorter Kathleen Parker: "I like free speech. Now, watch me bash someone whose speech is unpopular."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:13 AM (O7MnT)

301 What a depressing worldview, Hector. I'm sorry that your life is so unhappy.

There is a great deal of unhappiness in his its life, and he it is willing to share that bounty with us...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (DT3rQ)

302 round-heeled republicans give it away.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2015 10:12 AM (QyBQv)


Well that's why the question was "how angry" and not "will I get angry."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (kff5f)

303 The Starship Troopers links thru to this

http://www.washingtonpost.com/
sf/investigative/2013/
12/21/covert-action-in-colombia/

Which really BEGS the question why haven't we wiped ISIS out if we can help the Colombians destroy FARC which actually has trees to hide under?

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (DL2i+)

304 Or the Sun gives a big CME hiccup and Carrignton Effect's the planet to 1920.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (t1YFX)

305 Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide


Mason jar

Posted by: FCF at May 11, 2015 10:08 AM


Leave the whiskey in them and you have auto-marinade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)

306 >>Before I read this... how angry am I going to get about it?

Skip it.

Unless you need to unleash a rant....

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 11, 2015 10:15 AM (2TN4k)

307 So...... how does one redeem themselves around here.
Posted by: Mayan Calander


Dude, you never tie yourself to a date certain...

Posted by: SMOD, Interplanetary Tease at May 11, 2015 10:15 AM (DT3rQ)

308 Say, does anyone know if SMOD2016 might consider moving up its schedule a bit?

The Great Pumpkin is gonna show up before SMOD ever does. That bastard.



SMODy and I just had our gay wedding in Honolulu and are now on our honeymoon.


You're just gonna have to wait till our adoption papers for the Yellowstone Caldera go thru.

Asian babies are sooooooo cute.*

Squeeeeeeee!!!!













*/Mark Halperin

I denounce myself.

Posted by: The Great Pumpkin at May 11, 2015 10:16 AM (0cMkb)

309 >>>Which really BEGS the question why haven't we wiped ISIS out if we can help the Colombians destroy FARC which actually has trees to hide under?


Because the Sun King owns stock in ISIS.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 11, 2015 10:16 AM (PtTYB)

310 292

In round-heeled Republican news:

Pamela Geller's abuse of free speech

by Kathleen Parker

http://tinyurl.com/neny7ll
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 10:10 AM (kdS6q)

Meh. It's what I'd expect from Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 10:16 AM (2Ojst)

311 A group of hackers affiliated with ISIS are threatening to carry out a cyber attack dubbed Message to America against a number of targets 2 p.m. EST today. The targets were not identified on ISIS forums and social channels but the hackers are promising something surprising that will frighten America.


FYI

For what it is worth., Yawn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 10:17 AM (rDqRv)

312 Hmmmm, we have an overload of bunnies in my gardens, I am really thinking about this sous vide thing....

Posted by: FCF at May 11, 2015 10:17 AM (kejii)

313 Does the term 'mic drop' annoy anyone else? It
means, I guess "I have made my point so perfectly there's no further
argument' to the hipster left.



To me it's just obnoxious.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:00 AM (O7MnT)


I personally think it is raaaacissss to all those proud and patriotic Irish parachutist.

Posted by: Social Justice Barrista at May 11, 2015 10:18 AM (t//F+)

314 >>For what it is worth., Yawn


Didn't they hack the Pentagon's twitter feed a while back?
A annoyance, but they may up their game this time around.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:19 AM (2TN4k)

315 Fredo was golfing at Andrews this weekend. And let me tell you, ever time he goes there, it fucks up the Base and makes getting around difficult, not that he cares

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 10:19 AM (rDqRv)

316 So...... how does one redeem themselves around here.

It usually involves whipped cream and some ONT selfies for the 'ettes.

For the rest of us, we have to actually visit AllenG's website. And bring back a souvenir to prove it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:19 AM (659DL)

317 A group of hackers affiliated with ISIS are threatening to carry out a cyber attack dubbed Message to America against a number of targets 2 p.m. EST today. The targets were not identified on ISIS forums and social channels but the hackers are promising something surprising that will frighten America.



*GASP*

Our server crashed!!!!!

Posted by: The Kardashians at 2pm EST at May 11, 2015 10:19 AM (0cMkb)

318 Also, unlike Cruz, who had a stellar post-law school career, Barry never did anything of note as a lawyer, so his qualifications are much more suspect. Cruz clearly had the academic chops for the Ivy League, whereas Barry -- by his own admission -- was a choom-smoking, cocaine-sniffing slacker at Occidental.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2015 09:07 AM (lmdHn)

Actually, Bobo did do something of note for a Harvard Law grad, he surrendered his law license and so did Mooch. No explanations were every given because none were requested. Think a Republican could get away with that if either they or their spouse had done so, let alone both of them? Nah, don't think so.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:20 AM (kXoT0)

319 The targets were not identified on ISIS forums and social channels
but the hackers are promising something surprising that will frighten
America.


They found Hillary's sex tape.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 10:20 AM (oVJmc)

320 Does the term 'mic drop' annoy anyone else? It
means, I guess "I have made my point so perfectly there's no further
argument' to the hipster left.



To me it's just obnoxious.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:00 AM (O7MnT)



Oh yeah!

*mic drop*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 10:21 AM (0cMkb)

321 So...... how does one redeem themselves around here.

It usually involves whipped cream and some ONT selfies for the 'ettes.

For the rest of us, we have to actually visit AllenG's website. And bring back a souvenir to prove it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:19 AM (659DL)

------


Wait...... AllenG has a website..????

Posted by: Mayan Calander at May 11, 2015 10:21 AM (8XRCm)

322 Do you really think lesbians are transphobic for not wanting to have sex with a trans woman who is male-bodied?




What..

Huh..

If..

Wait, whut?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (fWAjv)

323 I find it amazing that a supposed civilized world continues to allow barbarians like ISIS to exist.

Sometimes, I feel like the world was actually more civilized 100 years ago. I can't imagine the British Empire tolerating these bastards.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (O7MnT)

324 I'm getting really tired of these cowardly so-called conservatives (case in point: Kathleen Parker).

Hey, Kathleen, the *point* was not to "bait a trap." It was to exercise a God-given right to Free Speech. It would have been just as successful if the Mohammedans hadn't shown up.

But, given that they *did* show up, it was yet another demonstration that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult. Which, yes, apparently needs further demonstration, because too many like you don't get it. There can be no peace with someone who only wants your death.

Even Reagan's line about having peace immediately by surrendering is wrong when it comes to Mohammedanism. Mohammedanism is not satisfied with surrender. Mere surrender is not enough. They will accept your surrender and enslavement for a time, but their religion *requires* that you be put to death.

The only option against Mohammedanism which allows peace for the rest of the world is victory. And that means proving to the World that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult, and must be defeated.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

325 In the Mooch article they talk about alleged plastic surgery....did she?!?

Posted by: keena at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (RiTnx)

326 Natalie Portman to play Ruthe Bader Gisnburg in a movie.

A] So this will be sci-fi fantasy film?
B] Who exactly wants to see this? Think a Clarence Thomas biopic would be more interesting, but, you know, can't have the LIVs noticing he's a true rags-to-riches type success story without the help of sticking it to The Man. Or being an angry dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (2TN4k)

327 Before I read this... how angry am I going to get about it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)


It's Kathleen Parker.

Think Peggy Noonan's younger, dumber, plainer sister trying to get a seat at the big kids' table.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)

328 re: Michelle the Miserable

good comment at JWF: "It's like Selma never happened. Poor thing only managed a 200% raise in her hospital admin job when Barack became senator. Good thing he got elected president when he did; they eliminated the $300k position right after she left."

liars and grifters to the core

Posted by: Feh at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (Mj7BI)

329 Trying to figure out a redneck sous vide

Hot rocks in a puddle?

Posted by: johnny yuma at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (ahBY0)

330 In the Mooch article they talk about alleged plastic surgery....did she?!?

Yes - definitely around her mouth, and likley some botox and other stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (2TN4k)

331 So, just to make sure I understand this, a trans woman with a penis, and who has no desire to have a sex change, is not male bodied - correct?



Oh, that clarifies things.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)

332 And now for something completely different.


I am watching Sky News and the big issue now that the election is over is that the European transnationals have their panties in a knot about the leaky boats full of migrants sailing across the Mediterranean from Libya. They want to impose a quota on every country of migrants that they have to accept. Unmentioned by these arrogant dick heads is how their meddling in Libya turned it into the Mad Max anarchy that it is now. The migrants are coming from all over Africa and the Middle East. A significant fraction seem to be coming from Syria.


The dick heads insist that it is an absolute principal that the migrants will not be sent back to where they came from.


My modest proposal is that the European Union should kill two birds with one stone. They can send in a military invasion force to take over one of the ports in Somalia from which pirates sail out to prey on international shipping. Surround the port town with ditches, Hesco barriers and barbed wire and then use it as a place to land the refugees and then push them out the gates. Since there is no government in Somalia, there is no official agency to object to their new immigrants.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 11, 2015 10:24 AM (KDbAT)

333 So, just to make sure I understand this, a trans woman with a penis, and who has no desire to have a sex change, is not male bodied - correct?

I can do calculus in my head.

This? Not so much.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:24 AM (659DL)

334 Which really BEGS the question why haven't we wiped
ISIS out if we can help the Colombians destroy FARC which actually has
trees to hide under?
Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 10:14 AM (DL2i+)


Because the Colombians have an actual, working government, and the violence of the 80's and 90's convinced enough of the responsible parties that the alternatives are victory or death. (They have also been fighting the same group or splinters of the same group for 50 years, so it is less of a a surprise)

And they haven't had full faith in the US since that whole Panama thing in 1903.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2015 10:24 AM (t//F+)

335 >>I don't think the article mentioned how he reacted. I hope he simply said NO.

I didn't catch what he said exactly, but it sounds like he went along with most of the dumb questions. But good lord!

I would have been tempted to start singing will smith, personally.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)

336 "a redneck sous vide"

baggies in a beer cooler filled with hot water

Posted by: Feh at May 11, 2015 10:25 AM (Mj7BI)

337 So, just to make sure I understand this, a trans woman with a penis, and who has no desire to have a sex change, is not male bodied - correct?



Oh, that clarifies things.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)

Now, now, he/she/zhe/ze is whatever he/she/zhe/ze says it feels he/she/zhe/ze is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:25 AM (kXoT0)

338 A movie about Ruth Ginsburg? How exciting and interesting. I wonder how long makeup will take to make Portman that ugly.

Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (xWW96)

339 Mohammedanism is not satisfied with surrender. They will accept your surrender and enslavement for a time, but their religion *requires* that you be put to death.
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They are much like the wedding cake fascists of the gay left, in that regard.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (O7MnT)

340 If you think the current unrest we see in our cities today is bad, it's nothing compared to what is heading down the pike, The government has been papering over the dysfunction of urban areas by passing welfare bill after welfare bill. In the 50 years since Johnson declared war on poverty the government has spent 22 trillion on anti-poverty programs to no effect.

Adjusted for inflation, this spending is 3 times the cost of all wars the U.S. has fought going back to the Revolution. And, we are nearing the end of our ability to pay for these programs.

The collapse of the welfare state will uncork a volcano in our inter-cities. If individuals are willing to riot and burn over someone else's misfortune, they will have no hesitancy when the EBT card becomes void.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (sgrzZ)

341 337 So, just to make sure I understand this, a trans woman with a penis, and who has no desire to have a sex change, is not male bodied - correct?



Oh, that clarifies things.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)

Now, now, he/she/zhe/ze is whatever he/she/zhe/ze says it feels he/she/zhe/ze is.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:25 AM (kXoT0)

How about "mentally ill" to cover all possible permutations?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (O7MnT)

343 I love these Kathleen Parker type arguments: Sure we have free speech. I should just be illegal to exercise it.

Here is the same BS from Juan Williams (who, by the way, is not nearly Latino enough to have the name Juan):

http://tinyurl.com/lbb5yp4

He's making the same argument. I love free speech. It's just morally wrong to exercise it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (BZAd3)

344 Now, now, he/she/zhe/ze is whatever he/she/zhe/ze says it feels he/she/zhe/ze is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:25 AM (kXoT0


Because sexual behavior (sometimes called "orientation") is not a 'choice,' but actual biological sex ("gender") is.

Only in the mind of a Progressive.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (kff5f)

345 332 "Unmentioned by these arrogant dick heads is how their meddling in Libya turned it into the Mad Max anarchy that it is now."

Exactly.

I like your proposal. There's no sovereign country there anymore, so better some European country invade than the Mohammedan freaks.

Posted by: Feh at May 11, 2015 10:27 AM (Mj7BI)

346
Natalie Portman to play Ruthe Bader Gisnburg in a movie.

With Karl Urban as Martin Ginsberg. Set in 1953 when the young couple casts off convention and frolics with wild, sweaty abandon through the beaches and bungalos of southern California.

Co-starring The Lube.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 10:27 AM (JtwS4)

347 >>He did, politely. "I think I'll stick to English"

Oh good. I should read before responding...

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (lIU4e)

348 A movie about Ruth Ginsburg? How exciting and interesting. I wonder how long makeup will take to make Portman that ugly.
Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (xWW96)

Strangely enought, not as much makeup as you would think. It will be mainly the teeth. They were showing side by side photos of NP and Ruthie at around the same age and they look remarkably similar.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (kXoT0)

349 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 10:27 AM (JtwS4)

You are an evil, evil man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (659DL)

350 IsIs is going to frighten us by taking over the internet?

hahaha

ok, so they're gonna turn off all the traffic lights? Hahaha

shut of electricity? ok, that might be annoying, but i'ts not thirty below zero in january.

Hell, day of the Triffids was more frightening and that was just a book.

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (xU2I7)

351 >>Do you really think lesbians are transphobic for not wanting to have sex with a trans woman who is male-bodied?

One is born that way.
The other is gender-fluid.

And if you find the inconsistency confusing you're a patriarchal, cis-gendered bigot (or some kind of "-phobe" - I can't keep up).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (2TN4k)

352 As the great political philosopher Gul Dukat put it. "A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness."

Gul Dukat understood how the left thinks. Er, "feels."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

353 340

Also exactly right. The bummer is that the EBT slaves won't riot against their Democrat masters. They'll be "organized" and pointed in the "white" direction.

Obama may see this coming. The EBT slave rebellion will need a leader.

Posted by: Feh at May 11, 2015 10:29 AM (Mj7BI)

354 How about "mentally ill" to cover all possible permutations?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)

Bingo.


Join in the crazy fun!

http://tinyurl.com/mcy48bk

Trans women are female. When our female-ness and womanhood is denied, as you keep doing repeatedly, that is transphobic and transmisogynist. As I said earlier, all people's desires are influenced by an intersection of cultural messages that determine those desires. Cultural messages that code trans women's bodies as male are transphobic, and those messages influence people's desires. So cis queer women who are attracted to other queer women may not view trans women as viable sexual partners because they have internalized the message that trans women are somehow male.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:29 AM (fWAjv)

355 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (kXoT0)



That implies that Portman will age like a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 10:29 AM (xWW96)

356 Because sexual behavior (sometimes called "orientation") is not a 'choice,' but actual biological sex ("gender") is.


Oh, I've been told in no uncertain terms that trans* do not choose their gender and only stupid ignorant hatey bigots can possibly believe such horrible things. O_o

(By someone who won't recognize that I am actually a housecat, species being a societal construct and all.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 10:31 AM (ZKzrr)

357 355 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 11, 2015 10:28 AM (kXoT0)



That implies that Portman will age like a jelly doughnut roadkill.
Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 10:29 AM (xWW96)

FTFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)

358 the guggenheim kicked out a group of unruly high school students and banned the school from future visits....because #racism

http://tinyurl.com/nzqfvzb

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2015 10:31 AM (0O7c5)

359 A group of hackers affiliated with ISIS are threatening to carry out a cyber attack dubbed Message to America against a number of targets 2 p.m. EST today.



Redirects to Goats-R-Us.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 10:31 AM (WNPJe)

360 So cis queer women who are attracted to other queer women may not view
trans women as viable sexual partners because they have internalized the
message that trans women are somehow male.


Or, you know, they're just not attracted to them.
Crazy, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:32 AM (2TN4k)

361 In the Mooch article they talk about alleged plastic surgery....did she?!?




They skinned my entire ass for her face grafts...

*sobs*


My entire ass!!!!


Posted by: Zombie Aunt Esther at May 11, 2015 10:32 AM (0cMkb)

362 Co-starring The Lube.

In the role of Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

363 Trans women's bodies are female bodies, whether or not we have penises.


Schrodinger's Penis

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:32 AM (fWAjv)

364 The collapse of the welfare state will uncork a volcano in our inter-cities. If individuals are willing to riot and burn over someone else's misfortune, they will have no hesitancy when the EBT card becomes void.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 10:26 AM (sgrzZ)

----

For a very good analysis of this very topic, Google up Matt Brackens "When the Music Stops". You will not sleep for a week.

Then.. for further sleepless nights, read his fictional work "What I saw at the Coup". A treatise on "what if" and the progressive movement followed to its logical end.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

365 >>Trans women's bodies are female bodies, whether or not we have penises.


These are the same people who claim to hold the mantle of Science!, right?
Because at a DNA level - they're still men. I'm not saying that, science it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:34 AM (2TN4k)

366 Art up.

Posted by: HH at May 11, 2015 10:35 AM (Ce4DF)

367 Good morning, pixel people.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 10:35 AM (0HooB)

368 (By someone who won't recognize that I am actually a housecat, species being a societal construct and all.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 10:31 AM (ZKzrr

Actually you are a dog trapped in a cat's body.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2015 10:35 AM (QyBQv)

369 "360
So cis queer women who are attracted to other queer women may not view

trans women as viable sexual partners because they have internalized the

message that trans women are somehow male.

Or, you know, they're just not attracted to them.
Crazy, huh?


Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:32 AM (2TN4k)"

That is not a legitimate feeling. There can be no conscientious objectors in the struggle to create true sexual liberation!!11!

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 11, 2015 10:35 AM (KDbAT)

370 Then.. for further sleepless nights, read his fictional work "What I saw at the Coup". A treatise on "what if" and the progressive movement followed to its logical end.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

Sleepless? I sleep like a baby with a smile on my face after reading that.

Coming home, the almost-conquering hero, while we face the hangman. It's just so unfair that the fascist reactionaries will inherit America, and undo the work of generations to advance the human condition.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:35 AM (fWAjv)

371 Question: was Halperin drunk?
Question: are there no journalists who actually care about their profession?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2015 10:38 AM (nlHrF)

372
Joe McCarthy was right about the National Lawyers Guild. They are a bunch of commies and stooges. They wanted to send a team of attys to assist in the defense of the Baader Meinhof gang. Why?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 11, 2015 10:39 AM (iQIUe)

373 A group of hackers affiliated with ISIS are threatening to carry out a
cyber attack dubbed Message to America against a number of targets
2 p.m. EST today. The targets were not identified on ISIS forums and
social channels but the hackers are promising something surprising
that will frighten America.


OMG! XBox Live is down!

Posted by: Spurt Thurston at May 11, 2015 10:39 AM (9FaY6)

374 Colorado Springs. 300-plus days of sunshine a year. Guess the good Lord wants to cram the other 60-minus all together this year.Think I'll dig a well and start building a basket-and-lotion elevator in the basement. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)

You should be getting better weather today! Our weather usually rolls over to you a day later, and yesterday was absolutely gorgeous. Perfect Mother's Day weather.

Posted by: LizLem at May 11, 2015 10:40 AM (yRwC8)

375 So, in this movie, will Natalie Portman refuse to hire any black people to work in her law firm despite working in a majority black city... (you know, like Ruth Bader Ginsburg?)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 10:42 AM (O7MnT)

376 B]
Who exactly wants to see this? Think a Clarence Thomas biopic would be
more interesting, but, you know, can't have the LIVs noticing he's a
true rags-to-riches type success story without the help of sticking it
to The Man. Or being an angry dude. Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 10:22 AM (2TN4k)

Oh, we are getting a Clarence Thomas biopic! But it is about Anita Hill instead and will be called Anita. Because, you know, the world needs more of that mess, and not honoring a pretty incredible supreme court judge with an interesting life story.

Posted by: LizLem at May 11, 2015 10:45 AM (yRwC8)

377
Thrill! as a middle class Jewish girl gets good grades.

Gasp! as she enters an Ivy League School based on those good grades.

Laugh! as she adopts Hard Left Wing Opinions in said Ivy League School

Be Amazed! as she enters an Ivy League Law School based on good grades and developing Feminist marxist viewpoint

Cry! as she experiences some minor professional setbacks based on the fact of her femaleocity and absolutely nothing else!!!!

Squeeeeee!!! as she gets nominated for the Supreme Court by the greatest feminist of all times, President Bill Clinton!!!

Cheer!!! as she lies about her opinions before an EVIIIIILLLLL Inquisition of male Republican bastards, especially regarding Roe vs Wade.


The Ruth Bader Ginsberg Story coming soon to a theater near you!


Posted by: The Ruth Bader Ginsberg Story at May 11, 2015 10:45 AM (0cMkb)

378 Yet, as Slate's Dahlia Lithwick notes, Ginsburg's rise as a pop cultural icon comes at the very moment when many of the advances she secured as a lawyer seem most in jeopardy. Ginsburg's dissent in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby was set to music, for example, but Ginsburg still dissented in Hobby Lobby - while five male justices gave many women's bosses an unprecedented degree of influence over whether those women may use birth control.

Funny. Don't seem to recall that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

379 Funny. Don't seem to recall that.

Probably because it only happened inside her head.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 10:51 AM (ZKzrr)

380 In the Mooch article they talk about alleged plastic surgery....did she?!?

How else do you think they got rid of the brow ridge?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 10:51 AM (zF6Iw)

381 No we can't No we can't!

Anyone remember her speech at the 2008 DNC?

I told my wife "Wow. Great story. She sounds like a Republican. Amazing. What's up with this?"

They have gone from feigned optimism, rugged individualism and American Exceptionalism to unbelievable negativity, victimhood and division. I am gobsmacked at the level of brainwashing this administration has successfully imparted on our Country.

It is scary. That whole Never Again thing. You know, when you think - "How in the hell did Hitler come to power? I STILL don't get it."

Boiling frogs I guess.

But, she did look pretty at Tuskeegee. I'll give her that. On the outside, that is.

Posted by: iCarly so far at May 11, 2015 10:53 AM (6E2VN)

382 if the last pussy you got was around your neck,


Hey the cat climbs me and hides behind my head at the vet.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 10:57 AM (DL2i+)

383 "Freedom of the press" is a political freedom, enumerated to protect against government abuse.

If you have a "press" and use it, you are a political actor. You can even make the argument that "classical journalism" (i.e. reportage of facts absent interpretation) itself is a political act. I submit that "journalism" in that idealistic sense was never alive.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2015 11:18 AM (di1hb)

384 G'day, Horde.

So, Mooch showed her considerable ass at a commencement ceremony and whined.

Nasty cow gotta nasty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 11:24 AM (FsuaD)

385 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 09:23 AM (zF6Iw)


Dang. Liz was as fcuked up as a soup sandwich but man oh man was she good looking. For my money, she and (To Catch a Thief vintage) Grace Kelly were the two most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - the ADHD is in full-bloom this morning at May 11, 2015 12:03 PM (nqiq9)

386 "Libertarians are classy tolerant people who don't look for a political
savior. We fix our own lives unlike the conservative welfare leeches."

Libertarians are rejected Leftists who use the Right as a rebound boyfriend to get back at their ex. They get off to lecturing "both sides" but will inevitably turn its back on us when things get rough.

Posted by: Shoot Me at May 11, 2015 12:23 PM (EQcfE)

387 For a searchable list, by state, of where you can buy ETHANOL-FREE GAS, go to www pure-gas dot org. (Yes, hyphenate pure-gas.)

If you're tired of the corn squeezin's screwing up the innards of your automobile or boat kicker, etc.

The website also has a downloadable phone app. Fight the power, baby!

Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2015 05:05 PM (sA9CQ)

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