Morning Thread (3-13-2015)

Friday the 13th. The hits just keep on coming for HillDog.

There won't be a podcast today since we posted it yesterday.

Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Andy at 06:57 AM




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1 G'morning Daywalkers!
15 min to my weekend!!!

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 13, 2015 06:58 AM (4pjhs)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, March 13, 2015. On this date in 1963 police in Phoenix, Arizona arrested Ernesto Miranda and charged him with kidnap and rape. His conviction was ultimately set aside by the United States Supreme Court in the travesty of justice known as Miranda v. Arizona. That decision was partially rolled back in 2010. Miranda himself was retried and found guilty based on other evidence and sentenced to 20 to 30 years. He was paroled in 1972 after serving only 5 years. He was later stabbed in a bar and killed. The person who stabbed him exercised his "rights" and was not convicted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

3 Ex-Liar-n-chief Bill Clinton has received $16M from taxpayers since he left office. Plus he is raking in mega cash from other multiple sources.


http://fxn.ws/1MwFLj0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

4
The hits just keep on coming for HillDog.

Couldn't happen to a greater b*tch.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (VctSv)

5 US trained Iraqi troops may be another ISIS.


http://fxn.ws/1Ea2lJK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

6 Police question a number of people in Ferguson on the police shootings but arrest nobody.


http://fxn.ws/1HNZslq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

7 A radical muzzie known for his Israel hate has founded a muzzie college in CA. Of course it has received accreditation from CA authorities. This opens a whole new can of worms that this article describes.


http://fxn.ws/1Egxtto

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

8 A candidate for Lt Gov in KY is arrested for failing to return a library book.


http://fxn.ws/1Ea2VXW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

9 RIP Jimmy Greenspoon, the keyboardist for rock band Three Dog Night. He died from cancer. He was 67.


http://bit.ly/1b6Xvpy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

10 Registered sex offenders in a small NC county are banned from attending church services. This was done based on a NC law that forbids sex offenders from being within 300 feet of a place where children are being supervised.


http://fxn.ws/1BB8wbe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

11 Democrats threaten to block an anti-sex trafficking bill that they introduced because until now they has not read the final bill to be voted on. Republicans had placed wording in it similar to the Hyde amendment that said federal funds obtained through the bill could not be used for abortions. And yes, as long as we have pussies in the RNC leadership they can block anything they want.


http://fxn.ws/1FhnvtC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

12 Obama is now going to the 5th circuit court of appeals to try to get the injunction against his illegal amnesty lifted. I don't know why, he is ignoring that court order already.


http://fxn.ws/1E9z8yk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

13 BS gun ownership polls have been ginned up to make it "easier" for politicians to support gun control.


http://fxn.ws/19fZbfH

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

14 That NBC female medical reporter has resigned due to the flap over her ignoring a medical quarantine after returning from Liberia.


http://fxn.ws/1GxvaSN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

15 I hunger!

Posted by: Sinistar at March 13, 2015 07:01 AM (6eVVe)

16 The VA is now going after the whistleblower who ratted them out on their illegal activities. This is what happens when criminals are not prosecuted.


http://fxn.ws/1Baya2X

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

17 Ebola victims from Africa are still being allowed in the US for treatment.


http://yhoo.it/1E9dL0h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

18 Lynch confirmation going down to the wire. Only 4 RINOs say they will vote yes. And yes they are the same assholes that always cross the aisle.


Senate Republicans who are backing her are Orrin Hatch of Utah, Jeff Flake of Arizona, Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and Susan Collins of Maine.


Even McShitty is holding out. (Politico link from Drudge)


http://politi.co/1B9Wx0x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

19 TV producers who are seeing a huge drop-off in Americans viewing habits only have to look at this to see why.


http://bit.ly/1MxjSSo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

20 Obama going after the UK again.


http://on.ft.com/1FfvIyt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

21

DAY 856

607 to go (680 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk)

22 Obama's illegal net neutrality rules if you care to go through 400 pages of legalese crap. Hopefully someone will issue a "highlights" column.


http://wapo.st/1F3XoGd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

23 Soros funded Marxist group referenced 46 times in the new regs.


http://bit.ly/1wByXyv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

24
Good morning, triscadecaphobics!

(Fear of a 13 sided triscuit)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

25 Morons beware of fake IRS scammers.


http://bit.ly/1Dbv9pU

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

26 Some Republicans in the House want to halt benefits for illegals that Obama has granted amnesty for. Senate RINOs are not going along.


We have no Party.


http://bit.ly/1L4uH0U

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

27 And why are they not supporting the House in the Senate. They offer the standard cop-out: This is not the hill to die on.


Pineapple, sideways, insert.


http://bit.ly/1C9Hdbx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

28 A black moron (lower case bad not one of us) claims that white bad guys shot the two cops in Ferguson in a false flag operation. A black Democrat in MO is saying the same thing. Have they any evidence? Not a shred but that will not keep the racist idiots that support these two from believing it.


http://bit.ly/1EgDarj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

29 25 Morons beware of fake IRS scammers.


http://bit.ly/1Dbv9pU
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)


Only trust the real IRS scammers, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (CMkNk)

30 The University of IL wants IL taxpayers to pay for them voluntarily teaching illegals.


http://bit.ly/1MwNSMj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

31 The Mooch is pushing for celebrations of an Iranian holiday.


http://bit.ly/1NRxf1x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

32
Coming soon - the white cops who shot the other white cops used blanks and were helped by . . .

The Mossad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk)

33 Well that's depressing. The happiest thing up there was a rapist being shanked. I guess you get your good news where you can.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:05 AM (KbNXw)

34 The State Department is refusing to answer questions regarding Scankles signing of a disclosure document. Gee, I wonder why. Of course she signed it.


State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki couldn't tell reporters on Thursday if Hillary Clinton signed an official records form presented to all employees as they leave the department, a crucial question in determining whether the former Secretary of State committed a felony by failing to turn over government e-mail records.


I don't know why they are afraid she will be prosecuted, she hasn't yet despite being involved in multiple felonies.


http://bit.ly/1F6Vogq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)

35 Muley says AGW science is a settled as gravity and proceeds to answer two such questions about science wrong. First off scientists really do not know exactly what causes gravity. There are laws explaining its affects but not why. He also says water turns to ice when it hits 32F. That is not true, it first has to give up its "latent heat of fusion" before becoming ice. I will agree though the "science" is settled; there is no global warming.


http://bit.ly/1wCDkJy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

36 When are people going to quit trying to accommodate the perpetually offended idiots out there? I would have told this scrunt "tough shit".


http://bit.ly/1BBdvIX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

37 Obama is pushing new ways to get around Senate confirmation of an illegal treaty with Iran.


http://bit.ly/1BbXp4R

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

38 7 A radical muzzie known for his Israel hate has founded a muzzie college in CA. Of course it has received accreditation from CA authorities. This opens a whole new can of worms that this article describes.


http://fxn.ws/1Egxtto

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)



So the odds of Hillel opening a chapter there are like, very slim, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:06 AM (CMkNk)

39 The EPA is dragging their feet and fighting tooth and nail to not release records of their illegal activities. Obviously they are trying to run out the clock on the statute of limitations.


http://bit.ly/1HPQQe2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)

40 28 A black moron (lower case bad not one of us) claims that white bad guys shot the two cops in Ferguson in a false flag operation. A black Democrat in MO is saying the same thing. Have they any evidence? Not a shred but that will not keep the racist idiots that support these two from believing it.


http://bit.ly/1EgDarj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)


Cut
Jib
Newsletter??

Posted by: luaP noR at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (6R6IB)

41 Joke of the day:


President Obama's proposed fiscal 2016 budget would reduce deficits by $1.2 trillion over 10 years, according to the Congressional Budget Office.


I say BS.


http://washex.am/1MwQuty

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)

42 The ATF may have pulled back the ban on "green tip" .223 ammo but now they are making noises about banning all of them. That was their plan all along. Congress must defund the rogue ATF agency.


http://washex.am/1Cb8tEJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)

43 SSDI surely is bankrupting the system.


http://washex.am/1EgGBOG

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)

44 Scankles is not alone in illegal use of personal e-mail for government business. The "everybody does it" excuse may be viable in this instance.


http://dailysign.al/1CbR0h3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)

45
Thankfully, we at Chez Sefton will once again have a cleaning lady come in and do the work that this American hates.

Full disclosure - she and her husband are 100% legal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:08 AM (CMkNk)

46 At least 15 of the illegals Obama granted amnesty to had previously been convicted of other crimes.


http://fxn.ws/1HQ7YQX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)

47 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/19g5IHq


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)

48 Hola Amigos!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:09 AM (lG2E3)

49 43 SSDI surely is bankrupting the system.


http://washex.am/1EgGBOG
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:07 AM (wlDny)


Our next President, Bernie Sanders, says that that's a lie (boy)!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:09 AM (CMkNk)

50 @7 regarding that Muslim college in Berserkly...just finished reading about that YAF group at GWU being forced to attend their 'diversity training' or lose federal/university funding. I am looking forward to this LGBTQUXYZ group enforcing their agenda on the Muslim Outreach chapter at GWU and this 'college' in CA.

But first I'll need more popcorn.

Posted by: RedDish at March 13, 2015 07:10 AM (5eXg1)

51 good morning
morning thread people.

"Every brand new day should be unwrapped like a precious gift."

or a turd stuffed in old newspaper.

either way.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 13, 2015 07:12 AM (LWu6U)

52 But first I'll need more popcorn.

Posted by: RedDish at March 13, 2015 07:10 AM (5eXg1)

Oh shit, I can see it now, "HIII, I'm Bruceth, I'll be your diversthedy trainer today. Achmed isth it? Give us a hug.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:14 AM (KbNXw)

53 Well fellow Morons and 'ette's, it's time for me to head off into the sunrise and into my weekend!

Ya'll behave and don't trash the joint!

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 13, 2015 07:14 AM (4pjhs)

54 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Here's the weekly Ziegfeld Girl, Billie Dove:

http://goo.gl/A0E8w2

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2015 07:14 AM (zF6Iw)

55 People who say I deserve a bullet through the head are just responding to parochial passions of the moment. They'll get over it.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:14 AM (lG2E3)

56

Univision has fired Rodner Figuero for his "ape" comment about Michell Obama. What is most hilarious is Univision is a HUGE
Obama/Dem supporter. Of course it is all a facade and just a cover for
their agenda of promoting amnesty and Hispanics in general. The truth
is Hispanics have no special love for Obama or blacks in general and many are far more racist than the worst southern redneck of
the liberals fevered imagination. This will become more apparent as the Hispanic
population surges in the coming years and they don't need an alliance
with them anymore. Figueroa wasn't fired for being racist. He was
fired for letting the mask slip.



Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 13, 2015 07:16 AM (1BQGO)

57
@51 "Every brand new day should be unwrapped like a precious gift."
or a turd stuffed in old newspaper.
-Posted by: Gentlemen,.........

Lately its been the turd thing.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 07:17 AM (jhRZ+)

58 Good morning!
Tomorrow is a special pi day.
It is 3/14/15.
The first few digits of pi are 3.14159265
Being cute, MIT will release this year's freshman acceptances tomorrow at 9:26 am.
Also, check out their video when they announced this last week
http://youtu.be/zjw9-E3_GbM

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 07:17 AM (cbfNE)

59 Oldsailors Poet Ha! Pay per view FTW! Could make a dent in the national debt with that.

Posted by: RedDish at March 13, 2015 07:18 AM (5eXg1)

60 Yes, that guy should have been fired . . . for insulting apes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny)

61 Figueroa wasn't fired for being racist. He was
fired for letting the mask slip.



Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 13, 2015 07:16 AM (1BQGO)


Yep, as time goes by they'll figure out how truly kind and generous whitey really is.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:18 AM (KbNXw)

62 Yes, that guy should have been fired . . . for insulting apes.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny)

LOL!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:19 AM (KbNXw)

63 One has to laugh at the Obama administration throwing Hillary under the bus by basically saying, "It's a shame that Hillary Clinton couldn't be as transparent as we have been."

Risible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:20 AM (DXzRD)

64
Gots to jump.

See ya's at the dump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 07:20 AM (CMkNk)

65 Our only remaining problem is uppity citizens.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:21 AM (lG2E3)

66 Regarding Mooch,

That's NOT a mask!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 13, 2015 07:21 AM (V70Uh)

67 Our only remaining problem is uppity citizens.
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:21 AM (lG2E3)


Uppity armed citizens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:21 AM (KbNXw)

68 Morning, Glories!

Friday the 13th come on a Friday two months in a row. I think it's obvious that global warming is to blame.

Fortunately, Friday the 13th is my lucky day.

Despite the dark news Vic brings. (Thanks, as always, Vic.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - lucky man at March 13, 2015 07:22 AM (UYkjZ)

69 good lord... hillary looks like one of them apple witches we made in gradeschool for halloween

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:23 AM (x3YFz)

70 Maybe the GOP should start an anti-uppity campaign. Things will go much more smoothly if everyone will just accept their new station in the world.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:23 AM (lG2E3)

71 The Show Trials will begin promptly at 2 PM each afternoon.

Do not be late comrades, or ye shall be next.

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 07:23 AM (FCsIb)

72 Kicking Cronkites dead ass as usual Vic. Good job. Time to run the youngens to school, later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 07:23 AM (KbNXw)

73 gub'ment + torches + pitchforks.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:24 AM (x3YFz)

74 I don't understand how chains got such a bad rap. They're really nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:24 AM (lG2E3)

75 I did not know Hillary was this stupid. Overrated and full of hubris yes. But not bone deep dumb.

Posted by: Lester at March 13, 2015 07:24 AM (2UPXV)

76 Fenelon,
a few days ago you posted some daily devotionals.
I wanted to thank you.
Those small ripples may affect people on the other side of the water in ways you may never know.

Posted by: tired at March 13, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)

77 75: she and Obama have that in common.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 13, 2015 07:26 AM (gECuQ)

78 Those small ripples may affect people on the other side of the water in ways you may never know.


Posted by: tired at March 13, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)


ok... raise your hand if you immediately thought "they put Ripple in mini bottles now?"

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:26 AM (x3YFz)

79 shrillary is just hoping she has gary condit's luck right about now. One more day of news to get through till the weekend.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 13, 2015 07:28 AM (LWu6U)

80 Those of you who say the Republican Party is dead just don't understand the game. Mitch and I will lay low for a while, then start throwing red meat to you rubes. You'll be standing in line to vote for us again in 2016.

This is a proven business model.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:28 AM (lG2E3)

81 Scankles has always been stupid. But she was shielded by the MFM to protect that lying jackal she is married to.


But recently the knives are out for her because they know all the hype they have been spreading has not won over enough people to get her elected because she has also been a hated witch.


They figure they have to throw her down now so some rising "unknown" can anointed and blessed for 2016.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)

82 *raises hand*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2015 07:30 AM (OCcU9)

83 Is there another 2year black senator waiting in the wings?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 07:32 AM (jhRZ+)

84 "That NBC female medical reporter has resigned due to the flap over her ignoring a medical quarantine after returning from Liberia."

She should be struck off. Unfit to hold a medical license.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 07:32 AM (noWW6)

85 Posted by: tired at March 13, 2015 07:25 AM (LWu6U)

Thanks; I'm so glad that they are helpful to you.
Keep the faith and keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:32 AM (DXzRD)

86 Whomever next gets elected President needs to be a competent administrator. Everything from the EPA to the Secret Service is run so incompetently as to appear corrupt. Oh, wait....

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 07:32 AM (FCsIb)

87 >>>>SSDI surely is bankrupting the system.
.
.
.That article is hilarious. They actually think there is an actual trust fund sitting there with actual real money in it....Idiots.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2015 07:33 AM (4oSLk)

88 God...Bless..Amer-i-ca...

Come on, everybody sing!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:33 AM (lG2E3)

89
Thanks; I'm so glad that they are helpful to you.

Keep the faith and keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:32 AM (DXzRD)


All joking aside, my faith is what allows me to avoid jackets with buckles and very long sleeves these days.

And fishin'

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:34 AM (x3YFz)

90 The ATF should have been ditched after Waco. the scum.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 07:34 AM (jhRZ+)

91 "The ATF may have pulled back the ban on 'green tip' .223 ammo but now they are making noises about banning all of them. That was their plan all along. Congress must defund the rogue ATF agency."

Or we could simply elect Iowahawk as president.

Since he has said that alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives will be of official federal interest only during his inauguration parties.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 07:36 AM (noWW6)

92 Hee-hee. I can say I support the 2nd Amendment, and people still actually believe me. Sometimes I think this job is just too easy.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:37 AM (lG2E3)

93 83

Not for sure about a former Senator. I do know of a former Congress critter and LTC (ret) that might suffice.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 13, 2015 07:38 AM (Mjx2z)

94 Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:34 AM (x3YFz)

I'm glad, Tango, cause we don't want you to be in jackets with buckles. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:38 AM (DXzRD)

95 "they put Ripple in mini bottles now?"

I think I still have one of Minnie Ripple's LPs around here somewhere.

Posted by: mindful webworker - saw her in concert, too at March 13, 2015 07:39 AM (UYkjZ)

96 I got one of those fake IRS calls, or rather my wife did and she handed me the phone with a shocked look on her face. The caller asked me right away to give them the name of "my criminal lawyer" (?) and then told me to remain at home for twenty minutes so that IRS agents could arrest me. It was hilarious. I conferenced in my accountant, who yelled at the guy.

I wish I'd called the cops and conferenced them in instead, though I don't suppose anyone would have really done anything about the scumbags. Key point my accountant made to me is that the IRS always communicates in writing to begin an investigation/audit. If you receive a phone call, no matter how threatening they are over the line, laugh in their face.

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 07:40 AM (FCsIb)

97 Since he has said that alcohol, tobacco, firearms
and explosives will be of official federal interest only during his
inauguration parties.



Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 07:36 AM (noWW6)


heh...

there should be a bureau of those 4 items, but instead of being devoted to restricting them, should provide tips on how to integrate them into social gatherings with a trophy given out at the end of the year to the 'murican who uses the most of each in a creative fashion.

Posthumous AFTE awards don't count (we already have the Darwins)

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:40 AM (x3YFz)

98 While everyone's giving full attention to Shrillery, Breitbart seems to think Bitch McConnell and his "Republican" circle-jerkers are going to confirm Choom Boy's AG choice, Loretta Lynchmob, AKA Erica Holder.

Incompetent, and a hater of America who ignores the Constitution. Who could ask for more?

I don't think this is the event the Mocha Messiah needed to push the Clinton Squirrels!!11!! and Shiny Stuff story to cover; something much worse is in the wings. But it still ain't good.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 13, 2015 07:41 AM (P8YHq)

99 SSDI surely is bankrupting the system.
.
.
.That article is hilarious. They actually think there is an actual trust fund sitting there with actual real money in it....Idiots.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2015 07:33 AM (4oSLk)


It is a bit weird to talk about social security as if it's a separate entity, sitting out there. No matter what any part of the Act might say, it's just not.


So it's a money suck. Yeah, what other things the federal government does, isn't? A better question would be, who, how and when would anyone accumulate the political will to reign in social security?


The answer? Don't be silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2015 07:43 AM (Dj0WE)

100 I imagine that the number of households willing to admit that they have guns could well be declining.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 07:43 AM (rwI+c)

101 "something much worse is in the wings. But it still ain't good."

Ha-haaa! I've actually talked to Teabaggers who pronounce "coup" like it's "coop."

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:43 AM (lG2E3)

102 Speaking of Univison racism why don't they have any African American
newscasters? Telemundo is the same way. But every local news station in the country, even in the
whitest of white areas has a black newscaster to appease the diversity
commissars. Is there not one black
newscaster that speaks Spanish in the country? Here is a partial line-up
of Univision:

http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/misc_univision_f.php

I will admit, the New Americans have excellent taste in their weather girls.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 13, 2015 07:43 AM (1BQGO)

103 Guns? What guns?

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 07:44 AM (FCsIb)

104 TangoNine: "All joking aside, my faith is what allows me to avoid jackets with buckles and very long sleeves these days. And fishin' "

Your faith allows you to avoid fishin'?

(Couldn't resist. Sorry.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - did I type that out loud? at March 13, 2015 07:45 AM (UYkjZ)

105 "I wish I'd called the cops and conferenced them in instead, though I don't suppose anyone would have really done anything about the scumbags."

The way that telephones work nowadays is so ridiculously compromised and insecure that the cops can't typically even find these malefactors.

That's why the highly touted federal "Do Not Call" registry is a total joke.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 07:45 AM (noWW6)

106 Got to get to work. See you all later, perhaps. If not, have a great weekend.

Bob Hope's house is up for sale. Here's a little link to a brief tour:

http://goo.gl/yEh85S

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2015 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)

107 Morning all.

Is it Morning in America yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:46 AM (rDqRv)

108 I can say one thing in favor of treason: It's profitable as hell. Now get back to work, plebes.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:47 AM (lG2E3)

109 Is it Morning in America yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:46 AM


Hard to say. Did you forget the "u"?

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 13, 2015 07:47 AM (P8YHq)

110 "shall not be infringed."

seems pretty clear, right?

seems to be some infringing going on.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 07:49 AM (x3YFz)

111 @110. That's what's wrong with the Feds., they infringe all over the place.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 07:51 AM (jhRZ+)

112 For what it is worth, the projected voting in Israel is showing a screwed up situation as usual. While support for Netanyahu "may" be declining and Likud may come in behind the Zionist Union, a center left party, the right still may have enough votes to form a coalition. But no matter who forms the coalition, it will be a weak and fucked up government. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:51 AM (rDqRv)

113 Morning fapinistos and kitty killers!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 13, 2015 07:52 AM (CzJOg)

114 In a few months I'll start promoting legislation to reduce the size and scope of the Federal government. You retards will believe us again--you always do.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:53 AM (lG2E3)

115 told me to remain at home for twenty minutes so that IRS agents could arrest me. It was hilarious.
__
It's sure to have absolutely terrified some people, though. It sounds like a pretty horrible scam.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 07:53 AM (WIUGG)

116 Weather babes are nearly always worth watching, but Philly is lucky enough to have both Cecily Tyson and my personal fave, Sheena Parveen.

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 07:54 AM (FCsIb)

117 And in NJ:

Despite concerns raised by parents and teachers that new state tests will harm students, the states top education official said Thursday that they will raise student achievement, especially among disadvantaged groups.

Appearing before the Senate Education Committee, Education Commissioner David Hespe defended the tests as a social justice measure, but also faced a slew of questions and criticisms over confusion, test refusals and communication problems that have surrounded their rollout.

Social Justice? What the Fuck. Teach the little fuckers to read write and count

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:54 AM (rDqRv)

118 But no matter who forms the coalition, it will be a weak and fucked up government.

...
...
...

Insert the Boehner/McConnell joke of your choice here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 07:55 AM (659DL)

119 told me to remain at home for twenty minutes so that IRS agents could arrest me. It was hilarious.
__
It's sure to have absolutely terrified some people, though. It sounds like a pretty horrible scam.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 07:53 AM (WIUGG)

I once got a phone call saying I had an arrest warrent outstanding and I had to pay yada yada yada. I am in NJ and it was a Texas number? I laughed and told them to eat me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:56 AM (rDqRv)

120 My son just took the PARCC tests. Two days this week, three next week. Then he came back and told me this was just practice tests. The actuals ones are in May!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:57 AM (DXzRD)

121 Morning, peoples.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 07:57 AM (qjfjx)

122 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2015 07:58 AM (2Ayux)

123 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:57 AM (DXzRD)

We live in a screwed up State my friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:58 AM (rDqRv)

124 "We live in a screwed up State my friend"

You'll get used to it.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:58 AM (lG2E3)

125 Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 07:58 AM (lG2E3)

Ugh. Brain bleach please.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 13, 2015 07:59 AM (CzJOg)

126 I noticed that last night I had launched a tab for the link from the ONT on "10 Unbelievable Stories Involving The Vagina." So, this morning, I read it. And regretted that I will not be able to recover either the time nor the brain cells lost.

Now, where is the follow-up, ten unbelievable stories involving penii? (Recalls the classic joke about Italian drivers who use one hand to give the one-finger salute to other drivers, and the other to hold the booze and cig...?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - did I type that out loud? at March 13, 2015 08:01 AM (UYkjZ)

127 120 My son just took the PARCC tests. Two days this week, three next week. Then he came back and told me this was just practice tests. The actuals ones are in May!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 07:57 AM (DXzRD)


Same here. Thing 2 had three days of em, Thing 1 is finishing hers today.

The elementary ones had, IIRC, seven questions with 70 minutes in which to do them. She said the kids all finished in the first 10 minutes and then had to sit for the next 60.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM (yxw0r)

128 Those tests sound like they are just a walk in the PARCC.

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM (FCsIb)

129 98 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 13, 2015 07:41 AM (P8YHq)


See #18 above

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM (wlDny)

130 Morning all

One of the things thats always niggled at me was the activities Hillary got up to during her tenure as SoS.

If you look at it, on balance, most of the time she was doing really dumbass stuff like Women's Rights conferences in Uganda, not really sensitive or key things, especially after the initial pratfalls with Russia and the Restart Button.

You know, I bet the Admin not only knew about the server that far back, but also as a matter of informal policy decided to just keep her out of the loop on key bits in order to preserve a modicum of security. So Benghazi is probably as much a result of neglect and an inability to coordinate among key decision makers as anything else.

Posted by: Bigby's Tentacles at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM (3ZtZW)

131 I kind of want the IRS people to call me now.

My phone number somehow ended up on the call list for a payday loan originator. I'd get calls every 30 minutes saying my payday loan has been approved. And it pissed me off.

So I recalled a routine a comic did with a telemarketer.

Ring

Me: Hello?

Marketer: pause...........May I speak to John Tant?

Me: Who is calling?

Marketer: I'm calling to let you know your loan has been approved! I just need to get your routing number.....

Me: Wait, let me stop you right there. You just called a murder scene on the victim's phone; Mr. Tant was killed last night. You need to stay on the phone and tell me the nature of your relationship with the deceased. We are tracing this call as well.

Marketer:......


Me:......

Marketer:....... click.



I haven't heard from any of them since.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM (PFy0L)

132
John Boner in Assless Chaps.

With that orange ass he had better stay away from baboons.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 08:04 AM (jhRZ+)

133 "Is it Morning in America yet?"

It's Woke Up In A Tub Of Ice With Organs Missing Morning In America.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 08:04 AM (noWW6)

134 126 Now, where is the follow-up, ten unbelievable stories involving penii?

Here, start with this:

http://tinyurl.com/qet2y95

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 13, 2015 08:06 AM (JkmfQ)

135 G-D I hate Gerlado. Why couldn't the Army have buried him when they had him in Iraq

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 08:08 AM (rDqRv)

136 BAN BOSSY!

Posted by: Ready for Hillary at March 13, 2015 08:09 AM (MMC8r)

137 See #18 above. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 08:03 AM

Should be interesting, Vic.

No matter if teh Bitch caves (I'm betting he will), there will be plenty of Konservative Komment Kommandos assuring us this is not the Hill to Die On.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 13, 2015 08:09 AM (P8YHq)

138 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 07:58 AM (rDqRv)

Well, yes, but that's why it's important- for me -everyday to find things to be thankful for.

And as far as the PARCC tests, I think next time we will opt out. Enough is enough! I didn't want to do it because if you don't show up they have make up days and if you opt out you have to apparently sit in front of a blank computer screen. You know how much we could actually study at home-if instead of taking tests-I could teach him for those eight hours! Heck, even reading a book would be a better use of time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:10 AM (DXzRD)

139 If no new outrage carries the Hillary story forward each day, will the MSM succeed in burying it?

Before that happens can we at least find out how damaging the security leaks were?

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 08:10 AM (FCsIb)

140 "I kind of want the IRS people to call me now."

I'm thinking if this happens to me I am going to tell them "That's odd. I happen to work for the IRS and never heard of this method of collections. Can you tell me who your supervisor is?"

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 13, 2015 08:10 AM (1BQGO)

141 @JohnTant LOLOLOL

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 08:12 AM (cbfNE)

142 It's Woke Up In A Tub Of Ice With Organs Missing Morning In America.

Well, the keyboardist for Three Dog Night died, so...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:12 AM (659DL)

143 I'm just gonna throw this out there...


'Two-faced cow sold at auction set for slaughterhouse'


http://tinyurl.com/orcrq2x

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2015 08:12 AM (JdEZJ)

144 A Daily Devotional on Ministering to the Lord-"A secret place in the day of trouble"

http://tinyurl.com/llgy8d6

For more on ministering to the Lord and what that means see the other daily devotionals on that site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:13 AM (DXzRD)

145 'Two-faced cow sold at auction set for slaughterhouse'

It's still probably illegal to kill and eat Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:14 AM (659DL)

146 'Two-faced cow sold at auction set for slaughterhouse'





http://tinyurl.com/orcrq2x

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2015 08:12 AM (JdEZJ)


I call BS.

No way they sell Hillary at auction for slaughter.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:15 AM (x3YFz)

147 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad. The judge says there's enough evidence to proceed. Cankles' no-good-horrible-very bad day conitnues.

http://bit.ly/1FifhBB

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:15 AM (zdw2Z)

148 Financial titans at war.

Soros does short sales and is a big investor in herbalife. Ackman thinks herbalife is a pyramid scheme and is saying so publically

The DOJ and FBI are investigating Ackman and rumors are Ackman is about to be arrested. All are billionaires

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 13, 2015 08:15 AM (zOTsN)

149 And here's a nice website on what is ministering to the Lord with many Scriptural quotes:

http://tinyurl.com/ob6gtt3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:15 AM (DXzRD)

150 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad. The judge says there's enough evidence to proceed. Cankles' no-good-horrible-very bad day conitnues.

Then the damn breaks, little clintons in a conga line at the federal courthouse.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 08:16 AM (KbNXw)

151 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad.

Yes, America--let's bring the circus back to town.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:16 AM (659DL)

152 >>>Before that happens can we at least find out how damaging the security leaks were?

If their approach to damage control was to keep her out of major things, then its damage of another dimension as well.

Posted by: Bigby's Tentacles at March 13, 2015 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)

153 And for the praying people, I would be most appreciate prayers. I haver to talk with my off site supervisor today about my future. plans He's actually a very nice guy, but dealing withe the hierarchy above him is like dealing with any kind of bureaucracy-not a lot of fun.

Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (DXzRD)

154 5 US trained Iraqi troops may be another ISIS.


http://fxn.ws/1Ea2lJK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 13, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

No way. That could never happen.

Posted by: Gem at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (c+gwp)

155 Gravity defied
A crack, a snap, then a flood
Scandalpalooza

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (J+mig)

156 "No way they sell Hillary at auction for slaughter."

Not yet, anyway. They'll wait until after Warren gets the nomination.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (1BQGO)

157 I wonder if Bill and Hillary will be on Maury Povich. Then if the DNA comes back negative we can watch them dance while taunting a little girl.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 08:19 AM (KbNXw)

158 I'm really liking the Hillary implosion. Gives me more room to maneuver.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 08:19 AM (lG2E3)

159 So...if you're Bubba and you know your weakness...YOU GET A VASECTOMY, RIGHT???




RIGHT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:20 AM (659DL)

160 Then if the DNA comes back negative we can watch them dance while taunting a little girl.

Nah, they'll send Carville out to do it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (659DL)

161 Today's Friday the 13th is also my birthday!

Posted by: mugiwara at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (D5hxK)

162
A crack, a snap, then a flood

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (J+mig)








Hasn't Hillary hit menopause already? Female anatomy confuses and frightens me, but I thought that the monthly visits from the out-of-town Aunt stopped after menopause.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (ynQIy)

163 I did not know Hillary was this stupid. Overrated and full of hubris yes. But not bone deep dumb.
Posted by: Lester at March 13, 2015 07:24 AM (2UPXV)
________________________

She flunked the D.C. bar exam (and blamed it on Bill).

Not the brightest bulb in the box.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (lmdHn)

164 Happy birthday, mugiwara.

You can place my expensive gift over there.

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (659DL)

165 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad.

The beauty of it is that it could well be true, and there's no need for it to be a political dirty trick, just karma.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

166 Fen prayers for you, who prays for others so beautifully

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 13, 2015 08:22 AM (zOTsN)

167 RIGHT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:20 AM


I'm thinking Slick is enough of a mouth-breathin', shine-drinkin' backwoods boy at heart that the thought of having a doctor take a knife anywhere near Bill Junior would give him the sweats.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 13, 2015 08:23 AM (P8YHq)

168 Fen prayers for you, who prays for others so beautifully

Especially for those us who really, really need it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:23 AM (659DL)

169 The beauty of it is that it could well be true, and there's no need for it to be a political dirty trick, just karma.
Posted by: Ready for Hillary at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

You reap what you sow. When it's wild oats, you reap paternity suits when you've hit it big.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:24 AM (J+mig)

170 Hang in there, Fen. I'll ask my men's group to lift you up.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 13, 2015 08:24 AM (yxw0r)

171 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad.

***

I can hear the TV solicitations for the class action suit in my mind.

"If you or someone you love has been sired by a former president of the United States, please call the law offices of James Sokolove."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 08:25 AM (k9F+8)

172 The only potential problem on the horizon is the distant possibility that citizens will just say fuck it and stop voting. I'm pretty sure that won't happen.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 13, 2015 08:25 AM (lG2E3)

173 $81 million in a Swiss bankaccount is pretty big.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 13, 2015 08:26 AM (jhRZ+)

174 "If you or someone you love has been sired by a former president of the United States, please call the law offices of James Sokolove."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 08:25 AM (k9F+

You live in FL, don't you? Always saw his commercials when I lived there.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:26 AM (J+mig)

175 "If you or someone you love has been sired by a former president of the United States, please call the law offices of James Sokolove."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 08:25 AM (k9F+

OMG LOL, complete with his picture. The one with the finger pointing at the camera.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 08:26 AM (KbNXw)

176 Happy Birthday, mugiwara. God bless you during your birthday year.

I dont have an expensive gift, but it's the thought that counts. ;^) What happened on your birthday in history

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:26 AM (DXzRD)

177 So...if you're Bubba and you know your weakness...YOU GET A VASECTOMY, RIGHT???




RIGHT?



The word used to be that he had measles or some other childhood disease that rendered him sterile and that he was just doing Web a solid by raising Chelsea.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (zdw2Z)

178 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad. The judge says there's enough evidence to proceed. Cankles' no-good-horrible-very bad day conitnues.

http://bit.ly/1FifhBB



I don't know that I believe that story....the source is World Net Daily. It cites a Judge Henri Watkins, but when I looked at the Arkansas Judicial Directory I don't see his name mentioned.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (PFy0L)

179 And I just like to say that, so far (Ep. 4), the second season of Hanibal is just as good as the first. Mads Mickleson has been one of my favorite actors for years and he is great in this role.

I know what I'm going to be doing the rest of the weekend. Series binge for the win!

Because of my schedule I was missing most of the episodes of "Justified - Best TV Show EverŪ" so I stopped trying and can't wait until I can just watch the whole season at once.

Posted by: Gem at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (c+gwp)

180 The Slick story is from World News Daily. Which isn't necessarily a deal-breaker, but....

Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (WIUGG)

181 Or we could simply elect Iowahawk as president.

Since he has said that alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives will be of official federal interest only during his inauguration parties.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 07:36 AM (noWW6)

***

Iowahawk doesn't care about dog people stuck in pipes.

Posted by: Kanye Doggy Dogg, help me! My butt is stuck in a pipe at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (XrHO0)

182 The beauty of it is that it could well be true, and there's no need for it to be a political dirty trick, just karma.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (MMC8r)



You reap what you sow. When it's wild oats, you reap paternity suits when you've hit it big.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:24 AM (J+mig)


Lots of us know "that guy."

You know: the one who is always saying he's broke and could you float him $50 until payday living in his truck.

The one who is paying child support for 5 kids to 5 different women and he's a ripe, old, 24 years of age.

That guy.

You'd think he'd figure it out, but nope. He just can't fathom why the world is so unfair.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:28 AM (x3YFz)

183 freaked: 'Two-faced cow sold at auction set for slaughterhouse'

Answer #1
I am really getting tired of the Hillary news overload.

Answer #2
An auction is set for the slaughterhouse? How does that work?

Answer #3
Two-faced cows are bred for double-patty burgers. True Oklahoma Ranching fact!

Posted by: mindful webworker - none of the above? at March 13, 2015 08:28 AM (UYkjZ)

184 180 The Slick story is from World News Daily. Which isn't necessarily a deal-breaker, but....
Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (WIUGG)

Not exactly the standard bearer of journalistic integrity (though still ahead of MSNBC... granted, so is Pravda.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:28 AM (J+mig)

185 I got some of those IRS calls too. They called me about 4 times over the course of a week with the last one saying he was the supervisor in charge of the previous ones. Said I was indicted for fraud and I was in serious trouble. I laughed at them and told them to come arrest me. They had strong asian accents and there was a phone-mill background noise in every call.

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 08:28 AM (84SRe)

186 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:18 AM (DXzRD)
__________________________

Done and done.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2015 08:28 AM (lmdHn)

187 Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 08:27 AM (PFy0L)

jinx

Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (WIUGG)

188 If transgender volunteers are deemed fit for duty by the Pentagon, the Navy should provide opportunities for them to serve and be successful, the services top enlisted sailor said Tuesday.

Hum? I wonder if that will be a bullet point on my next Fitrep:
- Found job for cross-dresser

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)

189 Looks like a made-up story to me too

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (FCsIb)

190
If Israel is destroyed, it will be from within by its own leftists.

Just like here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (CMkNk)

191 Said I was indicted for fraud and I was in serious trouble.

Come and get me so that we can have one of those "Heat" style shootouts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (659DL)

192 Michael Brown's mother (and friends) celebrates the shooting of two Ferguson police officers, deletes comments but sends ominous tweet.

http://bit.ly/1L6myJn

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:30 AM (zdw2Z)

193
Michael Brown is Horst Wessel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 08:31 AM (CMkNk)

194 191 Said I was indicted for fraud and I was in serious trouble.

Come and get me so that we can have one of those "Heat" style shootouts.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (659DL)

ha!

Posted by: m at March 13, 2015 08:31 AM (WIUGG)

195
Bonjours mes cheres Morons.

There is speculation that Putin has knocked up a 32 year old hottie.

http://bit.ly/1BBKdde

(Story in krautish, picture in English)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2015 08:31 AM (JtwS4)

196 "You learned your trade right out of high school. And exposure to Bill Clinton was just part of the job. Now a billion-dollar fund has been set up for victims."

@167 the thought of having a doctor take a knife anywhere near Bill Junior...
Especially since he lost that two inches or so last time. And then had to have the UN revise the world average to make him look good on paper. That used up some political capital, for sure. But at least it gained him a constituency.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 13, 2015 08:32 AM (xq1UY)

197 Thanks, everyone. I am grateful for your kind thoughts and prayers and for those of your prayer group. So now I'll go prepare myself for this conversation-spiritually speaking.

Grace and peace be with you.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2015 08:32 AM (DXzRD)

198 189 Looks like a made-up story to me too

..................

I kind of wondered too. She filed this morning and Bill has already made a statement? What time is it in Arkansas?

Posted by: Molly k. at March 13, 2015 08:32 AM (yB/19)

199 Michael Brown's mother (and friends) celebrates the
shooting of two Ferguson police officers, deletes comments but sends
ominous tweet.



http://bit.ly/1L6myJn

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:30 AM (zdw2Z)


A friend was doing PSD for her and her minions last week. I won't relay his words (don't want to get the lad in trouble). Let's just say she's a two faced cow... do I hear 10? 10? 10? 7?

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:32 AM (x3YFz)

200 Then the damn breaks, little clintons in a conga line at the federal courthouse.[/]

Ever see the Beltway Elementary School class picture of 2016?

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/06/photo-eight-years-after-bill-clinton.html

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 13, 2015 08:33 AM (xQX/f)

201 What time is it in Arkansas?

Posted by: Molly k. at March 13, 2015 08:32 AM (yB/19)


PARTY TIME!

Posted by: Bill "Party Time!" Clinton at March 13, 2015 08:33 AM (x3YFz)

202 Hasn't Hillary hit menopause already? Female anatomy confuses and frightens me, but I thought that the monthly visits from the out-of-town Aunt stopped after menopause.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (ynQIy)
======================
The vagina is beautiful, holy. No one should be condemned to be born male. To be female is a universal right! Looking forward to thee day when there will be no more men.

Posted by: Brucilla Jenner at March 13, 2015 08:34 AM (cIoI4)

203 If Israel is destroyed, it will be from within by its own leftists.

Just like here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 08:29 AM (CMkNk)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 08:34 AM (rDqRv)

204
Ever see the Beltway Elementary School class picture of 2016?

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/06/photo-eight-years-after-bill-clinton.html
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 13, 2015 08:33 AM (xQX/f)


*hearty guffaw*

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:35 AM (zdw2Z)

205 Hasn't Hillary hit menopause already? Female anatomy confuses and
frightens me, but I thought that the monthly visits from the out-of-town
Aunt stopped after menopause.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 08:21 AM (ynQIy)


Hell Witches are biologically different than humans.

Posted by: Bill at March 13, 2015 08:35 AM (x3YFz)

206 A quick Google shows clinton has been the subject of paternity suits in the past, and took a paternity test in the summer of 2013

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 13, 2015 08:36 AM (zOTsN)

207 What fresh hell will today bring?

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 13, 2015 08:36 AM (ZvKdv)

208 POS Michael Brown's family are also POS? Color me surprised.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:37 AM (qjfjx)

209 Posted by: Brucilla Jenner at March 13, 2015 08:34 AM (cIoI4)


He should change that to "Brucellosis."

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:37 AM (zdw2Z)

210 207 What fresh hell will today bring?
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 13, 2015 08:36 AM (ZvKdv)

Today is refried hell and cabbage.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:37 AM (J+mig)

211
A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad.

--

Heh. Bill's presidential appendage is the smoking gun of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

Posted by: Hector at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (Li6V+)

212 @184 "Not exactly the standard bearer of journalistic integrity"

God help me I'm going straight to hell without passing Go, but...
I read that as "beaver." And found it strangely appropriate.

It's possible that both Impressionist movements and Imagist poetry were caused by poor optometry.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (xq1UY)

213 208 POS Michael Brown's family are also POS? Color me surprised.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:37 AM (qjfjx)

I thought we already knew that, what with that uncle or stepfather or whatever that was screaming "burn it down"

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (J+mig)

214 Today is refried hell and cabbage.

The smell is comparable to sulfur.

Posted by: Satan at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (zdw2Z)

215 I just did a docket search of all the Arkansas courts, and nothing with either the girl or Clinton are listed.

I think this is fiction.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (PFy0L)

216 Danny Williams and Anthony Pearson have sued for paternity in the past. No word on disposition

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 13, 2015 08:39 AM (zOTsN)

217
Let the mau-mauing of Madame Mao for her email transgressions continue!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2015 08:39 AM (bWFHa)

218 POS Michael Brown's family are also POS? Color me surprised.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:37 AM (qjfjx)

Yup.

They threw the kid out of the house years ago and his grandparents raised him (by raised, I mean let him do whatever he wanted).

His mom is currently facing charges for hitting some other parasite in the head with a pipe over an argument about money that fatmom is getting profitting off the death of her idiot son.

Great bunch of folks, those browns. The turd didn't fall far from the shitter.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:40 AM (x3YFz)

219 I thought we already knew that, what with that uncle or stepfather or whatever that was screaming "burn it down"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:38 AM (J+mig)



I have to admit I haven't been paying close attention to the jokers that make up his family, but I am not surprised. Trash comes from trash most of the time.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:40 AM (qjfjx)

220 /freakish sock

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2015 08:41 AM (Li6V+)

221 I have to admit I haven't been paying close attention to the jokers that make up his family, but I am not surprised. Trash comes from trash most of the time.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:40 AM (qjfjx)

There's cases where that ain't true, but there's usually a mentor figure or a long period of learning painful lessons the hard way that brings about the change. A kid with scummy parents who doesn't have a good role model is starting with the deck stacked against him.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)

222 A 16-year-old in Arkansas files suit saying that Slick is her dad. The judge says there's enough evidence to proceed. Cankles' no-good-horrible-very bad day conitnues.

http://bit.ly/1FifhBB

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:15 AM


You know, if it were me, I wouldn't want that becoming public. Keep that skeleton in the closet, kiddo.

Posted by: RedMindBluState at March 13, 2015 08:43 AM (h4vJk)

223 Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2015 08:41 AM (Li6V+)

Your imitation of the troll was more than brilliant, it was art. I LOL'd.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 08:43 AM (J+mig)

224 WND just run crap like the "Clinton paternity" story as clickbait.

Ignore it.

It's not as though there aren't about two hundred thousand vastly more important and quite real reasons to hate and fear the Clintons than made-up tabloid tales.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2015 08:44 AM (noWW6)

225 When Defender Doggie decided it was time to go out, I walked out with him. There in the driveway were three fawns, a few other white-tail scattered about the lawn. They're all frozen, staring at us. I call a weak halloo. Dog pauses about five long seconds, then takes off full throttle, woofing and racing, and the deer all hop away merrily, including several I hadn't previously seen.

Fifteen minutes later, the dog is lying down in front of the house. The deer are back, as close as before. It's a game they play. For tick-infested, dirty, overgrown yard rats, they're kind-of pretty.

Thick fog two days ago was harsh on deer and, presumably, drivers. Fawn dead right outside our front gate, and a doe dead around the corner and down the hill on the lowland crossing. Both corpses were gone before the evening. Waste not...!

That's the farm report for Spring, 2015.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a wild, wild life at March 13, 2015 08:45 AM (UYkjZ)

226 His mom is currently facing charges for hitting some other parasite in the head with a pipe over an argument about money that fatmom is getting profitting off the death of her idiot son.


As I recall, Mom attacked Big Mama for for daring to sell T-shirts with Dindu Nuffins' picture on them. Can't cut into MY profits, beeyotch!

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:45 AM (zdw2Z)

227 Why isn't the FBI undercover ( or Missouri State Police even ) in those Fergerson crowds? Maybe they are and we'll never know, but seems to be the way to battle those crowds is some undercover work and then let it be known after an arrest or two. Tell the homies maybe they can't trust one another and this shit will die off one way or the other. Spread the word that folks are getting secret plea deals to rat out one another.

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 08:45 AM (84SRe)

228 >>>Today is refried hell and cabbage.

**fart**

EXCUSE ME

Posted by: Bigby's Tentacles at March 13, 2015 08:46 AM (3ZtZW)

229 I can hear the TV solicitations for the class action suit in my mind.

"If you or someone you love has been sired by a former president of the United States, please call the law offices of James Sokolove."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 08:25 AM


Oh, for the love of all that's holy, Muldoon do not give that man any ideas!

Posted by: RedMindBluState at March 13, 2015 08:47 AM (h4vJk)

230 Supposedly Ferguson authorities were weighing charges against the Brown family. Inciting a riot would be chief among them. All I can say is good luck with that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2015 08:47 AM (5buP8)

231 Incitement to riot?

When are they gonna charge sharpton and holder then?

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 13, 2015 08:48 AM (zOTsN)

232 @230 - If Soros can fund all these rent-a-mobs for the millions he's shelling out, it's probably not a stretch for him to grease the correct palms who could otherwise be infiltrating or bringing charges.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:49 AM (zdw2Z)

233 Does the fake IRS agent call have a caller ID of all zeros? I had one of those, didn't answer.

Posted by: HM Waifhouser at March 13, 2015 08:49 AM (xsF9a)

234 Hah! Just read that the social insecurity administration announced that there are over 65 million Americans over 112 years old!

Just wow!

I thought I'd been seeing a lot of blue hair poking over steering wheels lately but DAMN!

...or...

That's simply the # of fraudulent accounts getting checks every month.

/ponders

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (x3YFz)

235 So I had this horrible thought this morning and thought I'd share. I'm of the school that believes that Hillary is the inevitable nominee for the Donks - their bench is too thin and she has way too far a head start. Now let's dream for a moment and speculate that the GOPe actually nominates someone who can win - Walker, say - and not some establishment squish like JEB! or some such. In a straight-up head-to-pantsuit contest I don't see how the pantsuit can win - as in, get to 50%+1 or 270 EV's. And I believe the Donk establishment and the media (BIRM) know this to their core.

Therefore, in their mind (I know, Donk, media and "mind" don't really belong, but go with me) the only way they can drag cankles across the finish line is, and you know this is coming, to split-away enough votes from the GOPe nominee to win the plurality in the plurality of states.

So, here's the question - how long before the media and the Donks (BIRM) start to put-out the stories of what is really needed in this race is a "reasonable" "Republican" to balance-out the crazy the GOPe knuckle-draggers nominated? There are already plenty of potential candidates for that among the GOPe - Collins (RiNO-ME, historic!), comes to mind immediately.

In other words, how long before we start watching the media recruit the 2016 version of John Anderson or Ross Perot?

Personally I'll put the O/U on that at 3-days and take the Under.

Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (zrsn3)

236 Moron certified method for handling crank IRS phone calls:

http://tinyurl.com/mqpdp34

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (BZAd3)

237 er... 6.5 million... but still. 2% of the population.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (x3YFz)

238 Moron certified method for handling crank IRS phone calls:



http://tinyurl.com/mqpdp34

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (BZAd3)


Didn't clicky but guess airhorn or whistle?

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:51 AM (x3YFz)

239 Watch how fast Barky responds to this WH petition.

http://washex.am/1Mxuuic

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 08:52 AM (zdw2Z)

240 Oh cool, MP3 is in the house. My wife and I were watching a Marx Bros. documentary online. They were interviewing Dick Cavett and he told the story about when Chico met Tallulah Bankhead. Apparently Chico was quite the cocksman, and non too subtle about it. People were holding their breath as Chico was introduced, and all was looking civil. Until Chico said "Miss Bankhead, I'd really like to f@&k you." To which she replied: "And so you shall my old fashioned boy. So you shall."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2015 08:52 AM (5buP8)

241 In other words, how long before we start watching the media recruit the 2016 version of John Anderson or Ross Perot?

Personally I'll put the O/U on that at 3-days and take the Under.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM

In other words, how long before we start watching the media recruit the 2016 version of John Anderson or Ross Perot?

Personally I'll put the O/U on that at 3-days and take the Under.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM


Tanned, rested and ready, baby!

Posted by: John Huntsman at March 13, 2015 08:52 AM (h4vJk)

242
So yesterday's flaming skull story about Hillary searching her e-mail for specifically subpoenaed terms and deleting Everything Else has me looking at google news to see if it's blowing up the internet as it should.

The only headline referencing Time is oh noes they put horns on her head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2015 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

243 Does the fake IRS agent call have a caller ID of all zeros?

Sometimes they're so brazen the caller ID shows "IRS". It got so bad with me I ditched the land line.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 13, 2015 08:52 AM (xQX/f)

244 Moron certified method for handling crank IRS phone calls:



http://tinyurl.com/mqpdp34

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 13, 2015 08:50 AM (BZAd3)



That's the one I heard and used against the payday loan jerk. It's gold!

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 08:53 AM (PFy0L)

245 And I can't believe I misspelled my own nic upthread. *sigh* At least it's Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 08:53 AM (h4vJk)

246 I wonder how much of the Hillary stories are Journolist machinations.
If she's getting the full Palin treatment, at least half of the crap coming out has to be made up.

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)

247 I think it was. 6.5 million 112 or older not 65.Still a large number.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2015 08:55 AM (KETbL)

248 I wonder how much of the Hillary stories are Journolist machinations.
If she's getting the full Palin treatment, at least half of the crap coming out has to be made up.



Ye of little faith!

Posted by: Benghazi Casualties at March 13, 2015 08:56 AM (zdw2Z)

249 It's pretty a good likelihood that the shooter is with the Black Panthers or some similar organization. They've been trying to do this for the whole time.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 13, 2015 08:57 AM (MMC8r)

250 Ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Corruption at March 13, 2015 08:57 AM (1li1B)

251 Didn't clicky but guess airhorn or whistle?
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 08:51 AM (x3YFz)

No. You should give it a listen. Funny as hell.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 13, 2015 08:57 AM (BZAd3)

252 Why isn't the FBI undercover ( or Missouri State Police even ) in those Fergerson crowds?

The people who would be in charge of that are Eric Holder and Gov. Jay Nixon.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 13, 2015 08:58 AM (MMC8r)

253 6.5 hours more to get through...

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 13, 2015 08:59 AM (qjfjx)

254 248 Heh. Not supporting Hillary, but the media desperation right now is ticking me off.
I'd rather have her as the Dem nominee in 2016 rather than whatever new & shiny puppet they sub for her.

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:00 AM (cbfNE)

255 Iran Deepening Involvement in Iraqs War on ISIS

Iraq welcomes Iranian soldiers, advisers on its soil as it fights to liberate Tikrit.

Thanks Fredo. I would be surprised to find out Iran is funding ISIS so as to give them a foothold in Iraq.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:00 AM (rDqRv)

256 Ready for Hillary!



http://bit.ly/1EcYo9B

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 09:00 AM (zdw2Z)

257 Even if you have a high IQ, you're still a moron if you identify as one, and have the right to be treated as such.

Posted by: transmoron at March 13, 2015 09:00 AM (XrHO0)

258 Take my Jews, please.

- Adolph Hitler on the Tonight Show

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 13, 2015 09:01 AM (ee9LE)

259 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be store, not a Federal agency.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 13, 2015 09:01 AM (V70Uh)

260 Singing the praises of Hildebeast's accomplishments and Obama's prescient foreign policy successes:

http://tinyurl.com/pzkflf4

Remember when the two of these asshats had nothing but songs of hope and change and the inexorable march toward global peace that Arab Spring would usher in?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 13, 2015 09:01 AM (BZAd3)

261 All this SHillary! machination is pure Kabuki. It's mid-March of 2015. Our news cycle is ~48hours. The legacy media will be saying "We COVERED that old story like WEEKS ago." There will be 10 thousand squirrels between now and coronation day.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2015 09:01 AM (5buP8)

262 Obama Touts Fantasy Tournament To Find Americas Worst Climate Change Denier


How presidential of him.

Weasel Zippers

Hey how about a Fantasy Tournament to find the dumbest bastard who thinks we can trust Iran?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:02 AM (rDqRv)

263 Morning, fappers. I'm so tired I can barely see straight. I don't mean that as some kind of metaphor, either, I'm literally having difficulty keeping my sight focused.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:02 AM (2Ojst)

264 I'd rather have her as the Dem nominee in 2016 rather than whatever new & shiny puppet they sub for her.

-
On MSKGB they're starting a draft Mooch movement.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 13, 2015 09:03 AM (ee9LE)

265 So new Cabelas store opened Yesterday. Got the last brick of 22LR at 10:00 AM. You could only buy one. I guess a lot of people were there at 9?



Never seen so many clerks in one store. Every aisle had at least two.



Gave me a credit card in five minutes. I bought the ammo and left


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:03 AM (0FSuD)

266 It has come to our attention that everybody on this blog is in serious
arrears with us. Send us your routing numbers now or we release phony
tax info on Scott Walker and Hillary skates to the White House.

Posted by: IRS Colections Department at March 13, 2015 09:03 AM (1BQGO)

267 I was listening to sports radio this morning and they have a segment where they discuss other stuff and they mentioned the cops getting shot in teh Ferg. Then one of them said it seems like the country is on edge and things are getting worse. The three of them all agreed and added this or that.

I kept waiting for the natural next thing... nope. NONE of them mentioned Obama, Holder, Sharpton, the fake hands up shit, the cops assassination in NYC. Incredible. Just shit is getting bad... for some reason ya'll.

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:04 AM (84SRe)

268 My blood pressure this morning was 121/72. I think I can get that up by drinking a couple cups of coffee and reading the news dump later. But first going to the range to burn some 9mm and .357/.38spec. If I have an erection lasting more than four hours I will check my blood pressure again.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2015 09:05 AM (go5uR)

269 Any of you morons remember Huessen's war against Iran where he used gas killed about a million Shiites?



Now Iran and the Shiites have come back to his hometown for a little payback.



This shit is not going to end well.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)

270 Secret Service driving drunk? Well if you had to be around a worthless thin skinned prick, you'd drink also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:07 AM (rDqRv)

271
Why isn't the FBI undercover ( or Missouri State Police even ) in those Fergerson crowds?







Look for the guys throwing rocks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 09:07 AM (SpnVI)

272 Now Iran and the Shiites have come back to his hometown for a little payback.



This shit is not going to end well.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)


Well I certainly hope not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:07 AM (rDqRv)

273 270
Secret Service driving drunk? Well if you had to be around a worthless thin skinned prick, you'd drink also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:07 AM (rDqRv)

True dat, and eat "Kosher" lobsters!

ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

274 263 Morning, fappers. I'm so tired I can barely see straight. I don't mean that as some kind of metaphor, either, I'm literally having difficulty keeping my sight focused.

--
You need to rest.
Are you literally an insomniac?

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:08 AM (Hlnr9)

275
I'm literally having difficulty keeping my sight focused.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:02 AM (2Ojst)







Mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 09:09 AM (SpnVI)

276 Morons beware of fake IRS scammers.http://bit.ly/1Dbv9pU

Vic


They called me twice. First call was to tell me my computer os was signalling them that I had a problem. I told them I was calling the police. Next they sent my voice mail a message telling me they were from the IRS and I was about to be sued. Caller ID showed the calls originated from the same number in Chicago. I e mailed my states AG office of criminal investigation with a complaint and gave them my information. They got back to me the next day and said they have an active investigation into the scam. Perhaps we can send the scammers to Utah. Give them to the firing squad.

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:09 AM (3Qp+7)

277 269 Any of you morons remember Huessen's war against Iran where he used gas killed about a million Shiites?

Now Iran and the Shiites have come back to his hometown for a little payback.

This shit is not going to end well.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)

80-88 was popcorn time for me. Iran and Iraq as well as the mongoloid Russkies and the Afghans.

Fun for all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:09 AM (CMkNk)

278 @272

See WJS story this morning. It sounds like the entire country is falling into chaos.



Good work Barry.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (0FSuD)

279 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

280
The Obama administration accused the UK of a constant accommodation of China after Britain decided to join a new China led financial institution that could rival the World Bank.
The rare rebuke of one of the USs closest allies came as Britain prepared to announce that it will become a founding member of the $50bn Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank, making it the first country in the G7 group of leading economies to join an institution launched by China last October.

Well this is what happens when Fredo shits on our traditional Allies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (rDqRv)

281 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

282 Dindu Nuffin

I am so stealing that for future use.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 09:11 AM (evdj2)

283 Morning horde.


A Univision reporter was fired today for comparing First Lady Michelle Obama to an ape.

He got off easy considering she can pull a droids arm out of its socket.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

284 In other good news, looks like Lynch may not get confirmed. We need Leslie and the ME midgets to step up to the plate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:12 AM (0FSuD)

285 280 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (rDqRv)


Time to brush up on my Mandarin, what what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:13 AM (CMkNk)

286 Well this is what happens when Fredo shits on our traditional Allies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (rDqRv)


And genuflects to our enemies.

It doesn't even take a Joe Biden intellect to figure out to which group it is more beneficial to belong.

"Nations do not have friends, they have interests."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)

287 284 In other good news, looks like Lynch may not get confirmed. We need Leslie and the ME midgets to step up to the plate.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:12 AM (0FSuD)


Over at Breitbart, it seems McChinless is gonna cave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:13 AM (CMkNk)

288 Why isn't the FBI undercover ( or Missouri State Police even ) in those Fergerson crowds?
--------------------
Look for the guys throwing rocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----------------
Well..., most of them are undercover monitoring the police

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (l1zOH)

289 So, here's the question - how long before the media and the Donks (BIRM) start to put-out the stories of what is really needed in this race is a "reasonable" "Republican" to balance-out the crazy the GOPe knuckle-draggers nominated? There are already plenty of potential candidates for that among the GOPe - Collins (RiNO-ME, historic!), comes to mind immediately.In other words, how long before we start watching the media recruit the 2016 version of John Anderson or Ross Perot? Personally I'll put the O/U on that at 3-days and take the Under.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2015 08:50

I expect the draft trick, coupled with them cycling through people to see who sticks. They run a female/minority ticket. Also, watch for an extra effort to flip the Senate back.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (Spluw)

290 Doing my daily site visits I came across the latest batch of stolen valor rocket surgeons that TSO and co have drudged up at TAH.

I detect a theme here. All these stolen valor assholes run around pretending to be SEALs or SF or some shit.

When I was in I pushed paper. a shit ton of paper. And I'm personally offended that no one tries to stolen valor us FOBBITses... the cooks, the mechanics, the paper pushers. Not one instance of stolen valor where the thing starts out with: "There I was. Knee deep in leave requests and black on staples."

ungrateful bastards.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (x3YFz)

291 Well this is what happens when Fredo shits on our traditional Allies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (rDqRv)

Traditional?

That's the one kind of ally that makes him uncomfortable.

Tradition is for suckers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (Zu3d9)

292 283 He got off easy considering she can pull a droids arm out of its socket.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)


Or shape-shift into a dame from Rigby's Pleasure Planet and suck the salt out of you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (CMkNk)

293 Morons beware of fake IRS scammers

As opposed to the REAL IRS scammers- who you can't (legally) avoid.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (kff5f)

294 A Univision reporter was fired today for comparing First Lady Michelle Obama to an ape.

He got off easy considering she can pull a droids arm out of its socket.

Comedy. Gold.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (5buP8)

295 291 Tradition is for suckers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (Zu3d9)


Mirror Universe Tevye????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (CMkNk)

296 I find it ironic that the first black American president has nominated for Attorney General a woman named "Lynch".

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)

297 I like the appellation Fergadishu. Seems appropriate somehow.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (JO9+V)

298 In other good news, looks like Lynch may not get confirmed.
--------------------

If she isn't then, "Raaaaacist!", "Misogynist!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (l1zOH)

299 ungrateful bastards.

It could be worse, you could be Chairforce.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (evdj2)

300 I like the appellation Fergadishu. Seems appropriate somehow.


Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (JO9+V)


heh... nice.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (x3YFz)

301 I detect a theme here. All these stolen valor assholes run around pretending to be SEALs or SF or some shit.

When I was in I pushed paper. a shit ton of paper. And I'm personally offended that no one tries to stolen valor us FOBBITses... the cooks, the mechanics, the paper pushers. Not one instance of stolen valor where the thing starts out with: "There I was. Knee deep in leave requests and black on staples."

ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (x3YFz)


Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)

302 296 I find it ironic that the first black American president has nominated for Attorney General a woman named "Lynch".
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)


Put that in Sharpton's hash-tag and smoke it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (CMkNk)

303 ungrateful bastards.



It could be worse, you could be Chairforce.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (evdj2)


I WAS GODDAMMIT!

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:17 AM (x3YFz)

304 Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (x3YFz)

*snort*

What would be really hilarious to watch would be one of those idiot valor thieves trying their schtick on a *real* SEAL or SF guy.

"Oh, really? You were? Where were you stationed?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)

305 TGIF Toons: http://bit.ly/1L6vWN4

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 09:17 AM (zdw2Z)

306 that was my one "all caps" Lewis Black comment of the month.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (x3YFz)

307 When I was in I pushed paper. a shit ton of paper. And I'm personally offended that no one tries to stolen valor us FOBBITses... the cooks, the mechanics, the paper pushers. Not one instance of stolen valor where the thing starts out with: "There I was. Knee deep in leave requests and black on staples."ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine

"There I was, Chairborne,one of Remington's Raiders, one of the IBM Select(ric),surrounded by pay bitches and reg changes."

I wound up being an M-60 machine gunner AND an admin clerk. I admitted that I had been near a typewriter (early 80s).

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (Spluw)

308 My God the groveling.That Univision guy is now in maximum grovel.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (KETbL)

309
When I was in I pushed paper. a shit ton of paper. And I'm personally offended that no one tries to stolen valor us FOBBITses... the cooks, the mechanics, the paper pushers. Not one instance of stolen valor where the thing starts out with: "There I was. Knee deep in leave requests and black on staples."

ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM


Ditto, T9. Fobbits unite! Blood, Guts and Paper Cuts (my actual OBC class motto)!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (h4vJk)

310 Well this is what happens when Fredo shits on our traditional Allies.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:10 AM (rDqRv)

True dat. Obama's entire team is second string. He's been trying to organize a competing group to blunt China, but no one will join because they don't trust Obama.

Think about that. Britain trusts Communist China more than the USA. Course, don't forget Hong Kong. They probably have no choice in joining the Chinese group

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (0FSuD)

311 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (kff5f)

I got one of those calls a few days ago, but missed it. I was pissed that they had already switched to a new phone number by the time I called them back.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (Zu3d9)

312
"All these stolen valor assholes run around pretending to be SEALs or SF or some shit."

And fake native american indians are always claiming to be Cherokee.

So, I packed my lunch this morning and brought the bread for my sandwich but not the meat and cheese. So I guess that means I'll be going out. Also I was late to work. And it's raining. So, happy Friday the 13th, all!

Posted by: Lea at March 13, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)

313 ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine

I was very efficient at moving paper from the left side of my desk to the right side. I also learned that moleskin properly applied kept the squad parade formations operating at peak efficiency.

Somebody give me a ribbon.

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:19 AM (3Qp+7)

314 ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (x3YFz)


Though that reminds me Ewan McGreggor's character (I think that was the one) in Black Hawk Down- who wanted to go to war, but had the misfortune of knowing how to operate a computer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

315 Kevin Williamson asks David Brooks, Elizabeth Bruenig and (by extension) all the so-called "advocates for the poor", "who elected you to judge?"

http://bit.ly/1CctjW4

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 09:19 AM (FCsIb)

316 Dindu Nuffin

I am so stealing that for future use.



It gets better. Here's Dindu's portrait:

http://bit.ly/1AmfuNq

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 09:20 AM (zdw2Z)

317 Mirror Universe Tevye????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM


LOL. Literally.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 09:20 AM (h4vJk)

318 ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:14 AM (x3YFz)


Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------------

Chairborne Rangers.., all the way!

The buck slip stops here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:20 AM (l1zOH)

319 Stolen valor ppl ate like past lives ppl.
Nobody ever claims they were a peasant or a slave, they all think they are reincarnations of Cleopatra or Caesar.

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (+0jNS)

320 If she isn't then, "Raaaaacist!", "Misogynist!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:15 AM (l1zOH)

Hammer, read the story in CO about it. Burr, bless his soul, said he wasn't going to vote for because she said she would be exactly like Holder.

He didn't vote for Holder either.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (0FSuD)

321 What would be really hilarious to watch would be one of those idiot valor thieves trying their schtick on a *real* SEAL or SF guy.

"Oh, really? You were? Where were you stationed?"


There has been video of such things, if I'm not mistaken. It's always amusing.

Mornin' Horde. Looks like a windy day for the owls and a rainy one for me. Oh well, 8.5 hours to weekend...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (DT3rQ)

322 So, I packed my lunch this morning and brought the bread for my sandwich but not the meat and cheese. So I guess that means I'll be going out. Also I was late to work. And it's raining. So, happy Friday the 13th, all!

Look on the bright side.

A) It's raining (what? I'm from Texas)
B) It's an excuse to go to Chick-fil-A.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)

323 oddly enough, bullets will not stop, tap you on your shoulder and ask your rate/MOS/AFSC.

"scuse me... you, uh infantry?"
"nope. support. Who are you trying to find?"
"ah. I see. Well. I need to get to that infantry dude right behind you so if you'd just step a little to the left we can get this show on the road."
"copy that"

^^^ doesn't work that way

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (x3YFz)

324 Lynch will get confirmed. The Senate is just having a snit-fit over TFG governing by decree. He will make some empty gesture, and they'll get over it.

Posted by: MTF, Logan Act Violator at March 13, 2015 09:22 AM (FCsIb)

325
ICYMI, Ross Kaminsky at American Spectator is a schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:22 AM (CMkNk)

326
I wound up being an M-60 machine gunner AND an admin clerk. I admitted that I had been near a typewriter (early 80s).

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:18 AM (Spluw)







Shit, that sounds familiar. For one horrifying 3 month period I was simultaneously an RTO, SUSV driver, SAW gunner, Schools NCO in the S3 section and NBC NCO for Headquarters Company. All as an E4.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (SpnVI)

327 Lynch not confirmed?


Riiiiiiiiiiight.

She will be. Easily.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

328 You need to rest.
Are you literally an insomniac?

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:08 AM (Hlnr9)

Yes, hence the moniker. It's been a lifelong problem. It seems to go in cycles, though. For some stretches of time, I can sleep fine. Then there are cycles when I can't sleep worth a damn. Daylight savings makes it worse. A night or two ago I went to bed around 10:30, actually fell asleep around 1:30. Had to get up for work at 5:45. I was not exactly my best self during the remainder of the day.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

329 How come Vic knows so much stuff? It's insane how well versed he is on the details of some things. Belated Happy Birthday, Vic!

Posted by: Someone at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (dhgmu)

330 Don't forget the new coversheets on your TPS reports. You could get a squad killed with that loose shit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (JO9+V)

331 I worked with a guy who was a young payroll clerk for a midwestern bank back in the 60's. He decided that his life was too boring so enlisted for Vietnam and requested infantry. The Army noted his background and set him to Oklahoma to processes army checks. So, he got to do the same job, in the same area, for less pay, without the ability to quit his boring job.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (evdj2)

332 @324

Unfortunately you are correct.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (0FSuD)

333
This shit is not going to end well.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)


Those people do not forget shit. There is no forgiveness for things that happened 1000 years ago. We can't do anything with that and I can't believe these arrogant asshat Pols thought they could fix anything. I've been shaking my head for 30+ years. The best we can do is kill the shit out of them when they get cocky enough to threaten us.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (KbNXw)

334 Shit, that sounds familiar. For one horrifying 3 month period I was simultaneously an RTO, SUSV driver, SAW gunner, Schools NCO in the S3 section and NBC NCO for Headquarters Company. All as an E4.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Yip, beats me by a mile. In my case, i got to sit perimeter at night doing my original MOS, and bashed away as clerk during the day.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Spluw)

335 "Iron Man" Gives 7yo Real Bionic Arm
Leon Siciliano, Telegraph UK
http://bit.ly/1x184Vc

"...Alex has two favourite things, riding his bike and superheroes. But Alex has a birth defect, his right arm is only partially formed making it difficult to ride his bike. Limbitless... builds 3D-printed bionic limbs for disabled children... enlisted a fairly special friend to [give Alex his bionic arm]."

[I can imagine a 7yo thinking, I know he's just an actor who plays genius inventor Tony Stark in the movies, but he brought me a real bionic arm! Don't know which is cooler, that I've got a bionic arm, or that I got it from Iron Man!]

Video, 2:19, officevideos on YouTube
https://youtu.be/oEx5lmbCKtY

Posted by: mindful webworker - blog heap o'links at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (UYkjZ)

336 Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)

Stolen Molar!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

337 ungrateful bastards.
Posted by: TangoNine

I was very efficient at moving paper from the left side of my desk to the right side. I also learned that moleskin properly applied kept the squad parade formations operating at peak efficiency.

Somebody give me a ribbon.
Posted by: fairweatherbill
------------------------------

You guys *did* read about the feminist babe 1st Sgt. who received a f*cking ARCOM for whining about some facebook posts, no?
http://tinyurl.com/m6nq98o


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (l1zOH)

338 Kevin Williamson asks David Brooks, Elizabeth Bruenig and (by extension) all the so-called "advocates for the poor", "who elected you to judge?"

He seems to be quasi-defending Brooks, from that article.

But I like it nonetheless. "Hey, lady, as someone who *didn't* grow up rich, let me explain some things to you..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

339 My God the groveling.That Univision guy is now in maximum grovel.

Which is annoying. If you're going to go all out like that, own it.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (PFy0L)

340 There has been video of such things, if I'm not mistaken. It's always amusing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM (DT3rQ)

Senior Chief Don Shipley has tons and tons of them. Albeit over the phone, but still entertaining.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

341 Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)

Stolen Molar!
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

An amalgam of complaints.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH)

342
^^^ doesn't work that way
Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:21 AM


We made it a point to remind our young fobbits of this inconvenient truth. Um...son? You think you'll be fighting the enemy's wrench turners? Tell me...which of his troops do you expect to find this far behind our own lines? Right. That's why we'd appreciate it if you could refrain from LOSING YOUR FUCKING WEAPON!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (h4vJk)

343 The best we can do is kill the shit out of them when they get cocky enough to threaten us.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (KbNXw)

I agree. I call this the British solution.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (0FSuD)

344 341 Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)

Stolen Molar!
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

An amalgam of complaints.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH)

Who was your Drill Instructor, huh, punk?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst)

345
An amalgam of complaints.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH)







*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (SpnVI)

346 259 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be store, not a Federal agency.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 13, 2015 09:01 AM (V70Uh)



I have the T-shirt.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (zoehZ)

347 Heh. I was a Multiple Launch Rocket System Crewmember for about half of my 3 years, then I was a Major's Driver, the M203 guy in my squad and ultimateky the POL "NCO" (I was a Spec4, but that didn't matter in my messed up little Battalion). Never even touched a loader/launcher my last year and a half .

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (2cS/G)

348 INSOMNIAC.......you need to sleep....or at least close your eyes and rest....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (u8GsB)

349 Stolen Molar!
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

An amalgam of complaints.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH)

Who was your Drill Instructor, huh, punk?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst)


Brace yourselves. We seem to have inserted a bridge to the puniverse.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)

350 You guys *did* read about the feminist babe 1st Sgt. who received a f*cking ARCOM for whining about some facebook posts, no?
http://tinyurl.com/m6nq98o

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Bad link..., here's good one:

http://tinyurl.com/k862qsc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (l1zOH)

351 Right now I'm dreaming of corned beef hash topped with a couple eggs over easy, and a quart of hot black coffee.

"You get the Special K w skim milk this morning dear."

I need a list of nearby bridges and their respective heights.

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (3Qp+7)

352 Yip, beats me by a mile. In my case, i got to sit perimeter at night doing my original MOS, and bashed away as clerk during the day.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Spluw)

Yeah they try to keep us Medical types far far far away from any lethal weapons. But I do know they made some Dental Officers do Night Watch Duty at Camp Lejeune and armed them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (rDqRv)

353 INSOMNIAC.......you need to sleep....or at least close your eyes and rest....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (u8GsB)


If all else fails, I recommend a ball-peen hammer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)

354 Brace yourselves. We seem to have inserted a bridge to the puniverse.
Posted by: AllenG
----------------

You know the drill...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (l1zOH)

355 You guys *did* read about the feminist babe 1st Sgt. who received a f*cking ARCOM for whining about some facebook posts, no?

http://tinyurl.com/m6nq98o







Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:25 AM (l1zOH)
I'm assuming all this red I'm seeing is because I've exploded multiple blood vessels in my eyballs.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (x3YFz)

356 Don't hate me horde.

It is news.

SFW.

http://tinyurl.com/oa4x78y


I'm sorry.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

357 If all else fails, I recommend a ball-peen hammer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (kff5f)

OK, Spottswoode.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)

358 Stolen Molar! Posted by: Insomniac --------------- An amalgam of complaints. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH) Who was your Drill Instructor, huh, punk? Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst) Brace yourselves. We seem to have inserted a bridge to the puniverse.

In this we will find little wisdom.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (Spluw)

359 I just want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/RoQ8pM

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (/kI1Q)

360 OKC 8yo Drives 20 Miles
Rachelle Blidner , New York Daily News
http://nydn.us/1b7GqvK

"A deaf 8-year-old boy went on an overnight joyride through Oklahoma City, driving 20 miles before crashing into a curb on the other side of the city Thursday..."

[He couldn't hear the sirens?]

Posted by: mindful webworker - blog heap o'links at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (UYkjZ)

361 Greetings, gentlefappers.

Today's fresh hell is brought to you by the Gregorian calendar. Friday the 13th is sufficient unto the day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 13, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)

362 I'm so annoyed with these dental puns I could just rinse and spit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:31 AM (2Ojst)

363 Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:29 AM (3Qp+7)

Tell your wife you're going on the primal diet (that way you get to keep things like cheese in your diet, unlike Paleo which says no dairy), and so you have to cut out all grains and legumes.

Also, that suddenly makes corned-beef hash (depending on the exact recipe) and eggs suddenly "health food."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

364 My nephew got out of some guided missile tech AIT or rockets and sent to a Cav unit at Ft. Hood literally a month before the unit was headed to Iraq. So he got stuck in their headquarters unit. He spent 6 years in and never did his MOS.

Spent a year in Iraq and then deployed to Stan after that. Looking at the ribbons he came home with you'd never guess he pushed paper. The Army came up with a LOT of awards to hand out after the war started. He never left his cubicle and though he liked it at the time, he regrets not having cool stories to tell about shooting or patrols or even PMCS on vehicles!

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:31 AM (84SRe)

365 Yeah I hear ya. Ain't to many people running around claiming to be Navy Dentists either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)


Yea, there I was deep in the stink, out of mouth wash and no place to rinse and spit.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 13, 2015 09:32 AM (S+el1)

366 You know I am not big on the Wiki leaks guy holed up in the London Ecuadorian embassy, but how the hell can you be accused of sexual assault by a women that took you home, because you didn't use a condom?




Fcuking ridiculous. He's running the clock out, so now the Swedes want to interview him in London.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:32 AM (0FSuD)

367 I'm so annoyed with these dental puns I could just rinse and spit.
Posted by: Insomniac

But it's our crowning achievement!

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Spluw)

368 Reese Witherspoon is making a movie about some females that were experimentally used in combat with Rangers and Green Berets in Afghanistan.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2015 09:33 AM (KETbL)

369 I'm sorry.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 13, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)


You should be.

I move that RWC be placed in The Barrel until such time as someone else "volunteers" to fill it.

Second?

I'm so annoyed with these dental puns I could just rinse and spit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:31 AM (2Ojst)


They are kind of obNOXious, aren't they?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)

370 348 INSOMNIAC.......you need to sleep....or at least close your eyes and rest....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM (u8GsB)

Thanks for the concern, really. I've gotten fairly adjusted to sleep deprivation, but I really should try to sneak off somewhere and close my eyes for a few.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

371 Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

Sorry dude. That sucks.
What do you think is the main cause of your insomnia- is your mind racing and stressed, or is your body uncooperative?

My hubby thyroid issues and insomnia and since I'm a light sleeper it disrupts my sleep too. He also gets stressed.

For the mental stress, I suggested he try breathing / focusing techniques which help me a lot. I control breathing while mentally praying in bed - one breath one word or line. Frex:
"Our " inhale
"Father" exhale
"who art" inhale
"in Heaven" exhale
Doing this is very relaxing because it slows down my mind and keeps me from chasing thoughts.

If it's your body, have they narrowed it down? Melatonin and or valerian tea might help too.

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:34 AM (dcwmE)

372 I know we pick at NGU, but he seems a steady guy. My old dentist was quite mercurial.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)

373 valerian tea might help too.

That shit rocks.

Posted by: Gandalf at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (Spluw)

374 Stolen Molar!
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------

An amalgam of complaints.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH)

Who was your Drill Instructor, huh, punk?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst)

Brace yourselves. We seem to have inserted a bridge to the puniverse.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM


A Bridgework Too Far.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (h4vJk)

375 Valerian steel will put you to sleep forvever!

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (KETbL)

376 Stolen Molar! Posted by: Insomniac --------------- An amalgam of complaints. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2015 09:26 AM (l1zOH) Who was your Drill Instructor, huh, punk? Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst) Brace yourselves. We seem to have inserted a bridge to the puniverse. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:28 AM A Bridgework Too Far.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Brace yourselves!

Posted by: Gandalf at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (Spluw)

377 Is it true they're letting bicuspids in the Dental Corps now?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)

378 I just want to leave this here.

That's not even rounded up properly. Typical idiot politicians...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (0HooB)

379 Going to rain, torn rotator cuff is acting up.




Old is ugly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (0FSuD)

380 But it's our crowning achievement!
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Spluw)

You think you're clever, but it's nothing more than a thin veneer.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)

381 I know we pick at NGU, but he seems a steady guy. My old dentist was quite mercurial.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)

Well yeah other than the tremors in my hands

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (rDqRv)

382 @377 If they are , then.... that just a bridge to far!

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (84SRe)

383 Dianny, Patriot Retort: "I couldn't resist. I had to have some fun with the Mao Suit."

http://bit.ly/1AuvqgJ

Posted by: mindful webworker - blog heap o'links at March 13, 2015 09:37 AM (UYkjZ)

384 That shit rocks.

Posted by: Gandalf at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (Spluw)


Yep, I'm a fan of valerian when I can't sleep.
We actually buy valerian root capsules (in with the vitamins at your local grocery/pharmacy). One for when I need help getting to sleep, two for when I don't want to wake up for 10 hours.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)

385 dang! RedMindBlueState beat me to it

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:37 AM (84SRe)

386 A Bridgework Too Far.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2015 09:35 AM (h4vJk)

No No No. We can not start this shit this early in the morning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

387 Old is ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:36 AM (0FSuD)

Beats the only available alternative, which is being on the other side of the dirt. I'm just hoping they develop elective cyborgification before I start falling apart.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 13, 2015 09:38 AM (3HxZe)

388 It's raining here in Winston, waiting for a call "around lunchtime" to find out if the lacrosse game I'm doing in Greensboro tonight will be rained out.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2015 09:38 AM (2cS/G)

389 Nood

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:38 AM (84SRe)

390 New empty thread up.

Posted by: HH at March 13, 2015 09:38 AM (Ce4DF)

391 No No No. We can not start this shit this early in the morning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 13, 2015 09:37 AM (0FSuD)


You're right. We need some spacers around this kind of thing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 13, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

392 Advil pm puts me to sleep most every night, but it gives me weird dreams.

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:39 AM (3Qp+7)

393 If it's your body, have they narrowed it down? Melatonin and or valerian tea might help too.
Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:34 AM (dcwmE)

Thanks for the suggestions. It's really unclear where it comes from. Sometimes my mind is unsettled and racing, to the point where it has physical effects. Other times I'm tired as hell and just can't fall asleep. Other times I can't stay asleep, and will wake up multiple times a night.

I've tried prescription sleep aids, but they leave me feeling more doped-up in the morning than if I'd just had an insomnia episode. I may try the natural stuff (melatonin, valerian tea) and see if it helps without leaving me feeling like someone slipped me a Mickey.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

394 @392 You spelt wet wrong

Posted by: Yip at March 13, 2015 09:41 AM (84SRe)

395 I'm so annoyed with these dental puns I could just rinse and spit.



Don't be jealous because some of us can cary the load and others can't.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 09:41 AM (zdw2Z)

396 Don't be jealous because some of us can cary the load and others can't.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 13, 2015 09:41 AM (zdw2Z)

Now we're getting to the root of the problem.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 13, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)

397 368 Reese Witherspoon is making a movie about some females that were experimentally used in combat with Rangers and Green Berets in Afghanistan.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2015 09:33 AM (KETbL)


"Experimentally used" how exactly?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:43 AM (CMkNk)

398 394, I haven't had one of those since....

Sorry, I kind of drifted off there for a moment.

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 13, 2015 09:43 AM (3Qp+7)

399 I believe we've chewed this enough.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 13, 2015 09:43 AM (evdj2)

400

So the lesson that Hollywood learned from "American Sniper?"

A bio-pic about the life of Anita Hill.

Jeez, if you really want to wast $40 or so million dollars, please send all money via Western Union to SeftonCorp to cover all modalities and . . . remain blessed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2015 09:45 AM (CMkNk)

401 the Duffel Blog did do a bit on that jackass PC 1SG who got the ARCOM for "selflessly trolling in defense of her vag"

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/ncoer-facebook-bullet/

Posted by: TangoNine at March 13, 2015 09:48 AM (x3YFz)

402 Valerian root tea, sorry.

Traditional medicinals has one called Nighty Night Valerian.
Not to be confused with other similarly named teas. Check the ingredients - valerian root should be first on the list.

There are also capsules - not sure what brands are good.

Posted by: @votermom at March 13, 2015 09:53 AM (sR0Zo)

403 I believe we've chewed this enough.

Yeah. The last two really bite.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 13, 2015 09:58 AM (DT3rQ)

404 Yes, America--let's bring the circus back to town.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:16 AM (659DL)


FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

Posted by: Clueless SEIU member, wearing purple at March 13, 2015 10:00 AM (t//F+)

405 >>>I was very efficient at moving paper from the left side of my desk to the right side

I was Navy and never learned these valuable job skills.

But I wasn't a SEAL or anything - Boatswain's Mate. I can tie a lot of knots and paint the Hell out of anything as long as its grey.

Posted by: Bigby's Tentacles at March 13, 2015 10:03 AM (3ZtZW)

406 Yes, America--let's bring the circus back to town.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2015 08:16 AM (659DL)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNjL9_rCJc

Surprisingly apt...

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2015 10:04 AM (t//F+)

407 "When I was in I pushed paper. a shit ton of paper."

At the Army reception center, they asked if I had any special skills. I told them I could type 75wpm, operate a 10 key adder, full keyboard adder, rotary calculator and comptometer. Real clerk typist material.

When the orders came through, it was missile training at Ft. Bliss.

Then off to Korea where I immediately became a clerk.

Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2015 10:05 AM (9ZZd+)

408
Yeah. The last two really bite.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 13, 2015 09:58 AM (DT3rQ)

People are slaves to puns. Indentured servants, if you will.

I think the subject could be flossed out a bit more, though.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 13, 2015 10:07 AM (9LuAk)

409 I know everyone is fixated on Ferguson, ISIS, Hillary Clinton and illegal immigration, but I am really feeling neglected lately.

By the way, I have a set of car keys if anyone lost theirs.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Uterus at March 13, 2015 10:33 AM (iAUf+)

410 Love the Hillary picture the Atlantic is using with that Friedersdorf piece.

Posted by: OCBill at March 13, 2015 01:42 PM (YJvVE)

411 Played the lemur video and my male cat starts rubbing against the computer while purring loudly.

Cats are such odd little beasties.

Posted by: CozMark at March 13, 2015 09:42 PM (dm7Ev)

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