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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:21 AM (CMkNk)

2 First.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 06:21 AM (xq1UY)

3 Amm o alert
Still in stock as of this posting
22lr from Cabelas
http://tinyurl.com/oj7huf6

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:21 AM (sHoya)

4 First one with no M's in it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 06:22 AM (xq1UY)

5 thanks -- my Valentine's Day is ruined

Posted by: mallfly at February 12, 2015 06:22 AM (QZVz5)

6
As I just noted in the ONT, 60 Minutes correspondent Bob Simon was killed in a car accident last night in NYC.

He was a self-hating Jew who bashed Israel over the course of his career.

Condolences to his family, but he was what he was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:22 AM (CMkNk)

7 Hill the hag, what a thing to see first thing in the morning.. good thing I got a gallon eye of bleach!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2015 06:23 AM (vntmB)

8

FCC/FEC is attempting to hijack the internet and will doubtless succeed. I love how the regulation is 332 pages thick and is NOT open for public review.

My blood is boiling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:24 AM (CMkNk)

9

FCC/FEC is attempting to hijack the internet and will doubtless succeed. I love how the regulation is 332 pages thick and is NOT open for public review.

My blood is boiling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:24 AM (CMkNk)

10 Why should they try to hide their carnal longings?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)

11 7 Hill the hag, what a thing to see first thing in the morning.. good thing I got a gallon eye of bleach!
Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2015 06:23 AM (vntmB)


At least you get a happy ending when you look at granny porn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:25 AM (CMkNk)

12 8 JJ Sefton,

Well the important thing here is the rebirth of the 1960s down Alabama way...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:25 AM (/4AZU)

13 Catch 22

How are we going to abide by the new internet regulations if we are not allowed to read the regulations we are expected to observe?

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (uwVuY)

14 "At least you get a happy ending when you look at granny porn. "

No.....



Just no.

*Stumbles off to get more coffee*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (sHoya)

15 12 8 JJ Sefton,

Well the important thing here is the rebirth of the 1960s down Alabama way...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:25 AM (/4AZU)


The first thing I do is look at the byline. One look and I ignored it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (CMkNk)

16
At least you get a happy ending when you look at granny porn.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:25 AM (CMkNk)

Can you imagine waking up next to that thing, no wonder bills on the road so much.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (vntmB)

17 Carryover from end of the ONT:

662 Morning, daywalkers. 

At least on Morning Joke, Scarborough took Howard Dean to task for his "cheap shot at Scott Walker" just now. Another hack that I don't recognize, too. 

I gained a scintilla of respect for him after that bit...


Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (AcVM5)

18 B/C judge shopping b/c justice

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU)

19 14 *Stumbles off to get more coffee*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:26 AM (sHoya)


Depends on the granny. Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:27 AM (CMkNk)

20 15 JJ Sefton,

Yeah I try....

I think he'd be a LOT happier working for Pelosi.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:28 AM (/4AZU)

21 "Depends on the granny. Literally. "

I would think you need to take the Depends off of the granny first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:29 AM (sHoya)

22 21 VIA,

Well YOU would think that....

//Glassy Eyed Chris Matthews

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)

23 And yeh...


I typed "Sexy Grandmothers" into the search box



Don't, just don't.

Going to try "Attractive Grandmothers" next.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:31 AM (sHoya)

24 Hellen Mirren?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:31 AM (AcVM5)

25 I waited in the ONT... for this?? MSNBC + Hillary... get a room already.

Morning, Glories. Vic? You there?

I did by candy hearts yesterday and dark chocolate M&Ms. For those of us who indulge in such things. For Milady Valentine, dark chocolate bars. Same ones she ha s all year round, but it's what she likes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a real sweetheart at February 12, 2015 06:31 AM (JtBPN)

26 3 Amm o alert
Still in stock as of this posting
22lr from Cabelas
http://tinyurl.com/oj7huf6


Thanks.

Posted by: 2dogs at February 12, 2015 06:31 AM (ty9w8)

27 If Maddow was my msnbc valentine would that make me gay?

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 12, 2015 06:33 AM (1nXWI)

28 Don't, just don't.
Going to try "Attractive Grandmothers" next.



Try 36 yr old.
Try MILF.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 06:33 AM (pTf20)

29 O.K.
Sarah Palin .

Now, that I can work with.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:34 AM (sHoya)

30 It'd be FAB-u-LOUS if we were treated to the resident expert opinion on Bruce Jennifer racking up a bodycount for his melodrama come to think on it...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:34 AM (/4AZU)

31 24 Hellen Mirren?
Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:31 AM (AcVM5)


Just think of "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover" and do your duty.

Then again, I find her attractive as she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:34 AM (CMkNk)

32 27 navycopajoe,

Only if you give Ray a reacharound I think....

We need a ruling.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:35 AM (/4AZU)

33
Speaking of the FCC/FEC power grab, remember that SCOAMF's minions wanted to put monitors in newsrooms a year or so ago.

Remember that one?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:35 AM (CMkNk)

34 Jehmu Greene was just on F&F defending Hillary's absence from public as of late. She used the "new grandmother" card.

Does that mean it's now okay to bake cookies?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2015 06:36 AM (DmNpO)

35 34 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Only if they're made from jello....

This is gonna be a fun year.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU)

36 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. I've told this story before, but I like it:

During one of his television programmes, Jimmy Durante's guest was the elegant, classic beauty and MGM star Greer Garson. Durante was in awe of her ladylike bearing, and issued strict orders that no off-color jokes or bad language was to be used in her presence.

During rehearsal, the two were going over a piece of business in the script. "Foist I say dis, and it gets a laugh," Durante told her, pointing out an exchange between the two. "Den you say dat, and it gets a laugh."

"But what if it doesn't get a laugh?"
Garson asked.

"Den," The Schnozzola replied, "we both go down da terlet!"

Here's a leggy photo of Garson, a costume from 1942s Random Harvest:

http://goo.gl/CrU6rb

And here she is in 1951s The Law and The Lady:

http://goo.gl/YoozQO

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:39 AM (zF6Iw)

37 What about me? (snif)

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 12, 2015 06:40 AM (1BQGO)

38 36 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:39 AM (zF6Iw)


"Whiteside, I love's ya!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk)

39 Good morning all.

The replies to teh tweet are pretty good.

Lizzy Lou Who tweets "You've lost your f'n minds."

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 12, 2015 06:43 AM (GqEzX)

40 Which moron was this?

Memo to western PA bad guys-Avoid 75 year old Charlie Burton

Burton saw a 29 year old shoplifting suspect struggling with cops at the Washington Town Center Shopping Mall in North Franklin, so he jumped in and pinned the perp.

"He started hollering his arm was hurt, and I said, "Quit struggling or I'll break the thing," Burton recalled.

From the "NY Post"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2015 06:43 AM (DXzRD)

41 What about me? (snif)

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 12, 2015 06:40 AM (1BQGO)


Hit the trail of tears, Princess Running Joke. The only Elizabeth I care about is Taylor:

http://goo.gl/PNNrM1

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:44 AM (zF6Iw)

42 You too, MP4.

Ahh - Class in Hollywood. I wonder when exactly that died?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:45 AM (BDTqv)

43 40 Which moron was this?

Memo to western PA bad guys-Avoid 75 year old Charlie Burton...
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Vic's great-grandson?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:48 AM (BDTqv)

44 Ahh - Class in Hollywood. I wonder when exactly that died?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:45 AM (BDTqv)


Honestly? I'd say with the end of the studio system, when places like MGM or Twentieth or Paramout controlled their stars, dictating how they should behave and dress.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:48 AM (zF6Iw)

45 "Vic's great-grandson?"


Dude is 75 years old.

Too young to be related to Vic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:49 AM (sHoya)

46 Too young to be related to Vic.
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Shoot. If we follow our family tree back far enough, we're ALL related to Vic somewhere down the line, aren't we?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 06:52 AM (BDTqv)

47 I'm hoping for an live-mic drunken Hillary meltdown.

Posted by: fluffy at February 12, 2015 06:53 AM (Ua6T/)

48 "Shoot. If we follow our family tree back far enough, we're ALL related to Vic somewhere down the line, aren't we?"

I remember growing up, listening to Uncle Vic tell tales of daring do.

Posted by: Methuselah at February 12, 2015 06:55 AM (sHoya)

49 Those news reports are about Marines leaving Yemen are being cleaned up as only the democrats can manage.

Now the weapons were 'rendered inoperative' by removing the firing pins, as though ISIS can't buy replacement parts to 'render functional' those abandoned weapons. Which, by the way, were not 'handed over to' any rebels. Though some news reports, (I wonder if we can trust those news reports as so often early reports are incorrect, or later reports are edited to remove 'sub optimal' details) state that weapons were left with 'various people' at various places around the air port.

Which is to say, the US Embassy in Yemen was abandoned, along with weapons left behind. So basically, we ran away, bravely before something bad happened.

Obama's greatest success, so far.

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 06:55 AM (uwVuY)

50 The Tree of Knowledge that Adam and Eve ate from? That was on Vic's lawn.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2015 06:56 AM (MMC8r)

51 Is that for real? Egad. The only thing Hilldog can rock is a chair.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2015 06:56 AM (JdEZJ)

52 47 Fluffy,

We saw that..."what difference does it make?"

Didn't matter other than for comic pitential... (that went untapped largely)

Posted by: Sven10077 at February 12, 2015 06:56 AM (/4AZU)

53 MSM is "investigating" Walker's dropping out of college, which prompted me to tweet this:

Guy drops out of college to pursue his calling and becomes widly successful.
Scott Walker is the Steve Jobs of politics.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 12, 2015 06:57 AM (cbfNE)

54 Worthless morning meeting to attend. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:58 AM (zF6Iw)

55 Odd, still no national news or media storm about the murder of three peaceful Muslims by an armred and 100% true blue progressive. Very strange.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 12, 2015 06:59 AM (1BQGO)

56 Yaayyyyyyyyy!!!...#mygrandmarocks!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 12, 2015 07:00 AM (Mj3Lx)

57 "by an armred and 100% true blue progressiv"

Local news described him as a gun carrying Atheist last night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 07:01 AM (sHoya)

58 Well, she does use a ROCK-er.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:03 AM (7ObY1)

59 Isn't Vic in NC? Maybe he was the powerball winner!?

Posted by: RedDish at February 12, 2015 07:06 AM (5eXg1)

60 NYTimes, the international standard for news. If it's in the Times, it's news.

http://tinyurl.com/lp945ly

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 07:06 AM (uwVuY)

61 57 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 07:01 AM (sHoya)

Quite...

I had a GREAT time with @SallyKohn on this matter...

a flock of Dawkins fan atheists didn't like our holding Dawkins to his own standards either...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 12, 2015 07:07 AM (/4AZU)

62 Guilty of "seeming" white.

Tingles Matthews:

I looked at Romney. He had all the traits I despise. He had aloofness, elitism. He seemed like I'm the white guy against the black guy. I'm the Mormon, well-educated prep school guy against the guy who's not.


Because TFG totes didn't go to exclusive prep schools and universities.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:07 AM (7ObY1)

63 Votermom @ 53

i hope someone posts a clip of Morning Joke today.
While Fox was talking about the 50 Shades Premier Party, at least Scarborough was (basically) beating down Howard Dean for his idiotic cheap shot at Walker's uneducated / unknowlegeable status.
It started with Walker's response to the evolution question.

*personally, I liked his answer.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:08 AM (BDTqv)

64
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!?1!?/!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 07:12 AM (HSmrB)

65 Forrest Gump + Ralph Wiggum = Brian Kilmeade

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:12 AM (7ObY1)

66 "Isn't Vic in NC?"


Nah. He's in SC.

Posted by: HH at February 12, 2015 07:13 AM (Ce4DF)

67 Vic is in SC, near the NC border, IIRC.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 12, 2015 07:13 AM (V70Uh)

68 Tingles Matthews:

I looked at Romney. He had all the traits I despise. He had aloofness, elitism.

He seemed like I'm the white guy against the half black guy.


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 07:14 AM (jaeaF)

69 And just how in the fcuk could Romney have not "seemed" white?

I guess Tingles thought Romney should have worn blackface?

Ah, here I am trying to make some kind of sense out of the insane ramblings of a semi-retarded drunkard.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:16 AM (7ObY1)

70 Ahhh, North/South...at this point, what difference does it make?

/bummer, I was kinda hopeful for a minute there.

Posted by: RedDish at February 12, 2015 07:16 AM (5eXg1)

71 So a liberal acquaintance of mine is taking part in a long distance
bike ride to Fight Climate Change in California and I am forwarded a
link to donate to his team. Long list of participants with a profile
and heartfelt message from each about why this is so important, Save The
Earth etc.... I read through a number of them for some reason and came
away, as usual, feeling like we are spinning out of control. In
reality most of them seemed like nice, fairly intelligent people but
they are absolutely delusional about global warming. I'm sure every one
of them are convinced climate change is a much greater threat than, say,
Islamic terrorism or our enormous debt if they are aware at all. They are pedaling for peace
while the country is sinking.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 12, 2015 07:17 AM (1BQGO)

72 1. Ride Bikes
2. ???
3. Climate Change!

Yeah, I totes get that.



Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:18 AM (7ObY1)

73 Ahhh, North/South...at this point, what difference does it make?



A lot.
--CSA

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 07:18 AM (jaeaF)

74 That NYC Lincoln/Mercedes limo crash sure looks suspicious, on the face of it. That's just how media mafia would do a hit, if a reporter was on to something really big and about the break the story.

In old movies. Once you get to the "60 Minutes" part, you start to giggle.

Unless the story was on the scandalous crash resistance of Lincolns.
Then we're back to Square One, and our movie is back in production.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:21 AM (xq1UY)

75 Local news described him as a gun carrying Atheist last night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 07:01 AM (sHoya)


And strangely left out how he's a huge fan of Rachel Maddow, HuffPo, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, et al.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 12, 2015 07:23 AM (fwARV)

76 MSM is "investigating" Walker's dropping out of college, which prompted me to tweet this:

Guy drops out of college to pursue his calling and becomes widly successful.
Scott Walker is the Steve Jobs of politics.
____________________________

C'mon, how can "Mr. Scott" function effectively in any elected office while he's still missing all that vital knowledge he would have gained in Art Appreciation, Intro to Democratic Theory, Comparative Religions, Fundamentals of Tap Dance, etc.?

Sure, he's been an effective 2-term governor, but how could he possibly be an effective president if he can't define the difference between a ball change and a cramp roll?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2015 07:23 AM (Fnyc2)

77 The Washington Post would like everyone to know that although the closure of the US Embassy will hamper CIA operations in Yemen, not all CIA assets have been withdrawn. Some were left behind when senior CIA officers severed ties with Yemen intelligence and left the country.

http://tinyurl.com/ps2kt95

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 07:24 AM (uwVuY)

78 A lot.
--CSA
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Splitting hairs, there, aren't we, rick?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:24 AM (BDTqv)

79 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 12, 2015 07:17 AM (1BQGO)


Speaking of "Climate Change", looks like almost the whole USA is going to get pretty cold next week. The Jet Stream in taking a major swing south, and all that cold air is going to come flooding in, down to and including the Deep South.

Posted by: HH at February 12, 2015 07:25 AM (Ce4DF)

80 The Progressives have tried to take control of the internet three times in the last five years. It's only now, with a GOP Congress, that they think they can successfully pull it off. #FuckYouBoehner

Posted by: MTF at February 12, 2015 07:25 AM (B+HTd)

81 @60 The federal prosecutor in the Parking Muslims case is named Ripley Rand.

Talk about Central Casting. OK, he gets in my Lincoln Crash movie.

Has a sad now, thinking that Sigourney Weaver could have played Dagny.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:25 AM (xq1UY)

82 Walker dropped out in the spring semester of his fourth year, BTW.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:27 AM (BDTqv)

83 Vic knows which of us came first.

Posted by: Chicken and the Egg at February 12, 2015 07:28 AM (Dj0WE)

84
71 So a liberal acquaintance of mine is taking part in a long distance

bike ride to Fight Climate Change

It makes them feel good without risking anything. Like a taking a selfie for "rape culture". They don't have to do or risk anything including riding a bicycle that they didn't want to do anyway. Or think, or do research, etc. Just drift along with the herd. Lazy, mindless, and painless with a little endorphin kick like a impulse purchase at the checkout.

Posted by: Lester at February 12, 2015 07:29 AM (2UPXV)

85 Good Morning, Horde!

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 07:30 AM (sj3Ax)

86 Did you see that Carrie Fisher's cross eyed daughter is goig to play princess leia in the new star wars? Talk about nepotism!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:32 AM (iQIUe)

87 In terms of the physics definition of "work," a human on a bicycle is the most efficient thing that has ever moved, on this planet anyway.

As a function of fuel in vs CO2 produced, they'd better get their FeelGood rides in quick because EPA will be banning them soon.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:32 AM (xq1UY)

88 The chicken had to come before the egg could.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 12, 2015 07:35 AM (eytER)

89 78
A lot.

--CSA

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Splitting hairs, there, aren't we, rick?

Posted by: shredded chi

Meh, I consider everything north of the Alabama state line to be Yankee territory, so there is that.

I wonder if those idiot on the bicycles have tricked out frames, wheels and shift equipment. Made with massive amounts of energy, not to mention the tires they roll on. The stupid is to obvious.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 12, 2015 07:35 AM (4pjhs)

90 @82 Did not know that. Went to his official webpage to read about it, saying he left to work full time for the Red Cross. Wow. The rest of his bio sounds so real, Eagle Scout; band, Boys State...

Kinda refreshing to see an all-American childhood as opposed to, well, a madrassa.

Posted by: RedDish at February 12, 2015 07:36 AM (5eXg1)

91 34
Jehmu Greene was just on FF defending Hillary's absence from public as of late. She used the "new grandmother" card.



Does that mean it's now okay to bake cookies?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2015 06:36 AM (DmNpO)

I think Hillary would be happier baking babies.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2015 07:36 AM (vntmB)

92 Morning all.

Not only are they not trying to hide it, they have poor taste. They chose poorly.

And they are sick fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:36 AM (rDqRv)

93 In terms of the physics definition of "work," a human on a bicycle is the most efficient thing that has ever moved, on this planet anyway.



More efficient than a flea riding on a rat?

More efficient than the FSA leaching off the producers?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 07:38 AM (z0tIa)

94 So, the new tablet continues to puzzle me. Plugged in overnight, it still has the red light of charging and won't power up. Again. Wish I knew if it's a tech problem or an operator failure. Just as I was getting used to having it around...!

My hacker days are long over; I don't wanna mess with tech; I just want it to work!

Posted by: mindful webworker - tech hates us at February 12, 2015 07:38 AM (+ZSW1)

95 OMG the daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher would engage in...nepotism?! It's like you can't even recognize Hollywood any more.

BTW Hamill's son acts, but he's about 13 years older than Carrie's daughter.
Kinky.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:38 AM (xq1UY)

96 Morning, Carol. Did ANY snow melt yet?


Heh, Gmac has to drive "up north" to get decent bbq or hot boiled peanuts...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:39 AM (BDTqv)

97 I guess Hillary is having a bit of surgery whether nip and tuck or something else and that is why she is not around.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:39 AM (iQIUe)

98 Walker dropped out in the spring semester of his fourth year, BTW.
___________________

Even if he'd dropped out in the fall semester of his freshman year, he has still learned far more about how government actually works in his years served in office than he ever could have learned in a classroom.

It is beyond idiotic that the Democrats, and their handmaidens in the media, are trying to make an issue of this. If we've learned nothing from the disastrous tenure of Barack Obama, it's the fact that a candidate's scholastic resume' tells you absolutely nothing about his level of competence or integrity.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2015 07:39 AM (Fnyc2)

99 how could he possibly be an effective president if he can't define the difference between a ball change and a cramp roll?

-
You forgot Socialism 101: A Utopia of Equality and Prosperity

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:39 AM (ee9LE)

100 I wonder if those idiot on the bicycles have tricked
out frames, wheels and shift equipment. Made with massive amounts of
energy, not to mention the tires they roll on. The stupid is to obvious.


Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 12, 2015 07:35 AM

Not to mention their tricked out duds made from high tech polymers which are made from PETROLEUM! And fabricated using massive energy outlays from ..... more petroleum. Why don't they wear land loomed fabrics made from cashmere or hemp? Or a coconut shell on their heads?

Posted by: Lester at February 12, 2015 07:40 AM (2UPXV)

101
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 06:44 AM (zF6Iw)
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No love for Montgomery?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2015 07:40 AM (KlVdw)

102 That poor dog yesterday. Not only does he have to put up with 50 cop cars with lights and sirens chasing him, his owner shoots himself in the head. And being the good little dog he is, he waited till the cops open the car door, ran out, and then took a crap. Had a hell of a time catching him tho. He wanted to go back into the truck but their was a guantlet of police blocking him.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:41 AM (iQIUe)

103 @93 More efficient than the FSA leaching off the producers?

I said "work," dammit. "For certain values of 'work'..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:41 AM (xq1UY)

104 I guess Hillary is having a bit of surgery whether nip and tuck or something else and that is why she is not around.

-
It may be a coincidence but I saw a military convoy escorting three tanker trucks labeled Botox.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:41 AM (ee9LE)

105 I guess Hillary is having a bit of surgery whether nip and tuck or something else and that is why she is not around.

-
It may be a coincidence but I saw a military convoy escorting three tanker trucks labeled Botox.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:41 AM (ee9LE)

106
I looked at Romney. He had all the traits I despise. He had aloofness, elitism. He seemed like I'm the white guy against the black guy. I'm the Mormon, well-educated prep school guy against the guy who's not.


See, the whole thing was about liberals and their guilt-based psychology.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2015 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

107 Ya know the mess fredo is causing and will leave in the Middle east is beyond anything I ever imagined in my worst nightmares. That fucking dope has managed to leave Iran in the Drivers seat with a firm alliance with Assad, Hezzebelah, and a host of Shia Militas thru out the area. What a fucked up situation. And not they are driving towards Israel on the Golan Heights. Sign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:43 AM (rDqRv)

108 I looked at Romney. He had all the traits I despise. He had aloofness, elitism. He seemed like I'm the white guy against the black guy. I'm the Mormon, well-educated prep school guy against the guy who's not.

----

It's like a John Hughes movie with screenplay by Spike Lee.

Fcukers.


Posted by: @JohnTant at February 12, 2015 07:44 AM (eytER)

109 So, which 3 of you won PowerBall?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

110 "Not to mention their tricked out duds made from high tech polymers which are made from PETROLEUM"

Another liberal acquaintance of mine that lives in Portland, OR a few months ago forwarded me a link to some bike ride in the city to protest not climate change but, get this, Big Oil! I am not joking, true story. You jusy can't make this stuff up!

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 12, 2015 07:45 AM (1BQGO)

111 So, which 3 of you won PowerBall?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)


We are all morons here but do you think if anyone here won that they would actually be here this AM and not drunk as a skunk on the way to their lawyers officer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:45 AM (rDqRv)

112 I wonder if anyone will be brave enough to write a book about how badly Obama fucked up the world. It's almost like he's working for our enemies.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:46 AM (iQIUe)

113 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:43 AM (rDqRv)

The mess these guys created will end up being the world's wake-up call, or the end of civilization. Either way, the current race to the bottom of the well of stupid is ending, so there's that.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 07:46 AM (J+mig)

114 TrivialPursuer @ 98

Even if he'd dropped out in the fall semester of his freshman year...
--------------------
I couldn't agree more.
It's why I liked his answer to the stupid question (only asked of Dems, btw).

To paraphrase: " I'm going to punt on that one. That's just something a politician has no business answering..."

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:46 AM (BDTqv)

115 I looked at Romney. He had all the traits I despise. He had aloofness, elitism. He seemed like I'm the white guy against the black guy. I'm the Mormon, well-educated prep school guy against the guy who's not.
___________________________

Obama attended the most exclusive (and most expensive) private school on Oahu.

BTW, when Obama's "typical white woman" granny died, she left Barry @ $500,000 worth of Bank of Hawaii stock.

Poor little underprivileged black boy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (Fnyc2)

116 Putin agrees to a ceasfire? Yeah right. If you believe that then I have this bridge ing Brooklyn to sell you. J.J. Sefton and I own it, and CBD is the broker.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (rDqRv)

117 It may be a coincidence but I saw a military convoy escorting three tanker trucks labeled Botox Cankles, Barnacles, and Fat.



You know it's twue.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (z0tIa)

118 Bruce J.,
Hillary is probably having liposuction too.
I dint know if they can do anything about those legs.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (sj3Ax)

119 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:45 AM (rDqRv)

I'd be sober, but mostly because I'd have to do the driving.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (J+mig)

120 Good news, everybody. The U.S. is now 49th in freedom of the press.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (ee9LE)

121 "How are we going to abide by the new internet regulations if we are not allowed to read the regulations we are expected to observe?"

HA! Good one, dude.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at February 12, 2015 07:48 AM (lG2E3)

122 Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:47 AM (ee9LE)

I'm surprised it's not lower, the press traded its freedom for a seat at the ruling class kiddie table a long time ago.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 07:48 AM (J+mig)

Posted by: Sven10077 at February 12, 2015 07:49 AM (A69M3)

124 Some people think Obama is smart and Walker is stupid. Others think Walker is smart and Obama is stupid.

These are opinions, and it's why we have empirical standards of comparison.

Let's look at Obama's college grades side-by-side with Walker's and see who did better.

Wait...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 12, 2015 07:49 AM (fwARV)

125 When you're alone on Valentines Day, Shrillery, remember: Nobody loves you the rest of the year.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 12, 2015 07:50 AM (cZOkr)

126 @115 Half black. Never let them off that hook.
I can't wait to vote for a black President. Actual, American black.
Hoiman, Allen, Ben: oh yeah, things are gonna change around here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:50 AM (xq1UY)

127 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2015 07:50 AM (2Ayux)

128
Alabama Amendment 774 of 2006 known as Alabama Sanctity of Marriage Amendment, was approved by 81% of the voters.

That's called a landslide.

That also means, white, black, republican, democrat, independent or anything else you can come up with voted for the amendment. And some Federal judge somewhere negated their votes. So the blacks votes meant nothing to the Federal judge. Yeah, talk to the people about Alabama1960whatever and see what the Federal government does now.

Posted by: Case at February 12, 2015 07:52 AM (wf3Kt)

129
*hic*....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 07:53 AM (HSmrB)

130 It seems like Chelsea's husband is a real loser. Think he is going to be a liability come election time?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:53 AM (iQIUe)

131 There is now a web page supporting the Chapel Hill killer allegedly created by teabaggers. It's been outted by a bunch of progressives on Twitter. Nohing suspicious about that. No. Not a thing.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2015 07:54 AM (ee9LE)

132 g'morning', AltonJackson

Posted by: Adriane the People Who Are Awake This Early in the Morning are Nutz Critic ... at February 12, 2015 07:54 AM (P+IZm)

133 Let's look at Obama's college grades side-by-side with Walker's and see who did better.

Wait...
_____________________

Obama's college records are guarded more closely than Ft. Knox, and far more closely than our national borders.

And it's probably not just his mediocre grades he wants to hide, but also that he claimed to have been born in Kenya and not the U.S. (just as he did for years on his official publisher's bio in Chicago).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2015 07:54 AM (Fnyc2)

134 It would be funny if Hillary had such drastic plastic surgery that she was unrecognizable, like Uma Thurman and Renee Zellwegger.

Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 12, 2015 07:55 AM (cbfNE)

135 1
DAY 828



635 to go (708 to Inauguration Day 2017)





Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's,
McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's,
Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps,
mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates,
martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted
masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes,
mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants,
menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and
miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Gets lamer every day

Posted by: 2L at February 12, 2015 07:55 AM (TaO1J)

136 "Nohing suspicious about that. No. Not a thing."

Nope, not a thing.


When it's too good to be true, well, it probably is.

And I'm not sure that the left really wants to go down that path.


Aw, who am I kidding.

Those idiots would lie to anybody, about anything to advance their cause.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 07:56 AM (sHoya)

137 124>> Obama's stupidity is not questionable.

And if a college degree is an indicator of future success, we should evaluate the 'success' of career decisions and commands made by college educated people in order to derive some empirical data as well. Lots of Ivy League colleges represented in the higher levels of civil service in general and the current administration in particular, not to mention the MSM.

A college degree doesn't mean shit of you can't apply the knowledge (if any) that is imparted by your college. All it does is demonstrate attendance.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2015 07:57 AM (60Vyp)

138 Good Morning,
Shredded Chi.
Nothing has melted. I was going to look up the last time we've had this much snow on the ground at once. I didn't yesterday. It's going to be minus 2 Friday or Saturday overnight. Right now I'm watching old Grey's Anatomy I put on DVR yesterday.
I'm sick of listening to weather forecasts, etc.

There was one story Tuesday that I liked, group of teenagers in Revere, in ROTC, were going around & either shoveling out or using snow throwers to rescue neighbors. One said he took shovel from 91 year old man.

I can't do URLs from my iPad, but it was on MyFoxBoston Boston.


I thought I'd share a good story today.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 07:57 AM (sj3Ax)

139 I don't understand this crazy love toward Hillary. Her own husband, Bill Clinton, hasn't touched that shit in decades, - and we're talking about a man who will stick his unit into anything on two legs with a vagina.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 07:57 AM (dVmLD)

140 Thanks for the photo of Hillary. No, seriously - thanks. It actually made feel better this morning. With all of the shit I've got going on in my life, I thank the Lord that I don't wake up next to that nasty bitch.

(shudder)..........

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 12, 2015 07:57 AM (Fr8iN)

141 I got error message when I posted that.
Comments may be going down?

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 07:58 AM (sj3Ax)

142 People who literally say literally, literally before everything they literally say drive me literally insane.

(and Annoying Office-mate thinks it makes her sound smart, too.)

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:58 AM (7ObY1)

143 It seems like Chelsea's husband is a real loser.
Think he is going to be a liability come election time?



Why? Hildabeast's husband is and he won't be. Even if they can get him off porno island.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 07:58 AM (z0tIa)

144

two legs with a vagina.


Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 07:57 AM (dVmLD)

----------------------------------

Go on.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 07:59 AM (HSmrB)

145 Comments may be going down?
Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 07:58 AM (sj3Ax)

Better than hillary going down. ugh shudder

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 07:59 AM (rDqRv)

146 Better than hillary going down. ugh shudder


Come visit my Huma-door, Hill baby!

Posted by: Huma at February 12, 2015 08:00 AM (7ObY1)

147 If you can, Carol, email the story to me (or the paper's name, or TV station's name) - I'll post it for you.

I thought I heard that this was a historic "most snow ever" event for Boston, but maybe I'm wrong?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 08:01 AM (BDTqv)

148 142
People who literally say literally, literally before everything they literally say drive me literally insane.
(and Annoying Office-mate thinks it makes her sound smart, too.) Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 07:58 AM (7ObY1)

With ya. It literally ranks up there with "like" for me.

You DO realize what's going to literally happen on this thread now. right?


Posted by: 1bulwetweft gets literal at February 12, 2015 08:01 AM (Fr8iN)

149 If she rocks, it's because one of the tennis balls is missing on her walker.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2015 08:02 AM (FcR7P)

150
Mmmmmmm.... I think I'm gettin' a little moist... No wait I just peed a bit...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 08:02 AM (HSmrB)

151 Word on the street is, Hillary got one wooden leg with a kick stand.

Posted by: Johnny the shoeshine guy at February 12, 2015 08:02 AM (eTY+n)

152 Posted by: 1bulwetweft gets literal at February 12, 2015 08:01 AM (Fr8iN)

That's like literally the worst thing ever.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:02 AM (J+mig)

153
Sure, sure, St. Shrillary, Patron Saint of Dotage, rocks.

But can she walk without assistance?

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 12, 2015 08:02 AM (bWFHa)

154 The federal prosecutor in the Parking Muslims case is named Ripley Rand.

--

Ripley Rand got a better deal than Mobius Loop.

Posted by: Lady In Black at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (6C3ns)

155 Google define literally has two meanings, each the opposite of the other. Seriously.

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (ssu0q)

156 I like to think that when my name is written in the Book of Life that it will not note my IQ or college grades so much as whether I was of any usefulness.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (NeFrd)

157 Great top story at Britebart: a Muhammad art contest in TX. The cover art for the program is HI-larious. Apologies to Norman Rockwell.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (5buP8)

158 Fritz- anything on two legs with a vagina.

Legs? Optional.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (+ZSW1)

159 Mobius Loop: "Daddy, will you tell me about my name?"


Daddy Loop: "Son, once you start down that path you'll never reach the end."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 12, 2015 08:05 AM (NeFrd)

160 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2015 08:03 AM (5buP

That's Texas for ya. You try to infringe on our freedoms, we're giving you the finger. You try to force the issue, it'l take a proctologist to get our boot outta ya.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:05 AM (J+mig)

161 two legs with a vagina.




Next season on Two Legs and a Vagina....
--ABC

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:05 AM (z0tIa)

162 http://tinyurl.com/lstxfdc

This should be link to Revere teenagers rescuing residents.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 08:06 AM (sj3Ax)

163 People who literally say literally, literally before everything they literally say drive me literally insane.

****

Sounds like you're suffering from Post Grammatic Stress Disorder

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 12, 2015 08:06 AM (NeFrd)

164 >>>If she rocks, it's because one of the tennis balls is missing on her walker.<<<

If the walker is a-rockin', don't bother knockin'.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 08:07 AM (dVmLD)

165 Mobius Loop: "Daddy, will you tell me about my name?"

Daddy Loop: "Son, once you start down that path you'll never reach the end."



Mobious Loop: "Well, what about Aunt Ooda?"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:07 AM (z0tIa)

166 You have to, like, be careful with that, man, because like, like attracts like. Literally.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:08 AM (J+mig)

167 It's a literal metaphor!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2015 08:08 AM (MMC8r)

168 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2015 08:08 AM (MMC8r)

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:09 AM (J+mig)

169 So...

Libya is a Somalia on the Mediterranean.
We're soon to be 18 trillion in debt.
The real unemployment rate is way into double digits.
Our electrical grid and Internet are unsecure and creaky.
The Russians and Chinese are behaving like their historical selves.
Iran is on the road to nukedom.
Syria is a mess.
A mass of 7th century thugs routinely kidnap and kill our citizens.
No one in Europe learned anything from the previous century.
American public schools are as failing a failure as ever failed.


Let's ask Scott Walker about evolution and make fun of the rubes in Alabama for confusion over gay marriage. Not stoning gays to death after they survive being hurled from a rooftop mind you, but whether to perform marriages in a legal way.

All of you unserious shithooks on the left, please continue to sip your organic, soy lattes with carbon-neutral coffee from whatever Hollywood plantation in Belize and complain about the utter backwardness of people who insist on the rule of law, fourth grade math, and empirical proof of claims.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)

170 Shredded Chi,
I managed to post it.
Two of last three storms are in top 10 for Boston.
I was trying to think when we had close to these mountains.
I took a few pictures when I had to move my car Tuesday.
I'll email some to you.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (sj3Ax)

171 Citizen X: "Annoying Office-mate thinks it makes her sound smart, too."

Another graduate of the Joe "Fire Two Blasts" Biden School of Sounding (Literally) Schmardt.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tech hates us at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (+ZSW1)

172 I guess Hillary is having a bit of surgery whether nip and tuck or something else and that is why she is not around.

****

Not sure 'nip and tuck' is going to be sufficient.


"Search and destroy"?


"Shock and awe"?


"Slash and burn"?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (NeFrd)

173 #163 Sounds like you're suffering from Post Grammatic Stress Disorder


Posted by: Huma at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (7ObY1)

174 "You know..." Means you don't know, but stay tuned because I'm going to tell you something you should know. You know?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (5buP8)

175 Carol @ 162

That IS the feel-good story of the day.
Should go on the main page sometime when it's slow later on.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 08:11 AM (BDTqv)

176 When I hear the name Ripley, I think of weird homoerotic murder stories written by a l**b*an.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 08:13 AM (iQIUe)

177 FNC's "The Five"-

10 legs and 2 Vaginas

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 12, 2015 08:13 AM (NeFrd)

178 When I hear the name Ripley, I think of weird homoerotic murder stories written by a l**b*an.



Believe It Or Not.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (z0tIa)

179 Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)

Don't forget we just gave away Yemen to an Iranian proxy.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (g1DWB)

180 So, Savannah Guthrie haz the sadz that Lyin' Brian's conduct affects NBC's "standards."

Savannah, sweetie, I know you're just paid to look cutesy and read a teleprompter, so let me school you.

Your network's "standards" have included falsely and maliciously editing the George Zimmerman 911 call to make him sound racist.

And your networks "standards" have included cropping a black Tea-Partier's head and hands out of a picture in order to portray the Tea Party as racist.

Don't talk to me about your "standards."

Posted by: Huma at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

181 ugh. sock off.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

182 Old and Busted: soft core bondage
New Hotness: walker sex

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (dVmLD)

183 Muldoon,
I haven't looked under the desk, but I wouldn't be so sure about Beckel.

Or hell, Gutfeld, for that matter - he's what? 5 foot 3?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 08:16 AM (BDTqv)

184 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 06:21 AM (sHoya)

Thanks VIA....one day I'll amass enough to actually shoot some.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2015 08:16 AM (o5e68)

185 All of you unserious shithooks on the left, please
continue to sip your organic, soy lattes with carbon-neutral coffee from
whatever Hollywood plantation in Belize and complain about the utter
backwardness of people who insist on the rule of law, fourth grade math,
and empirical proof of claims.





Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)
BAM!

Posted by: Emeril Lagasse at February 12, 2015 08:16 AM (mru3R)

186 Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)

I was impressed just by the list of problems, before I got to the rant. Excellent rant.

Posted by: mindful webworker - rant on it's a crazy feeling at February 12, 2015 08:17 AM (+ZSW1)

187 Mozilla Firefox is not cooperating with me.


bam...............

Posted by: Emeril Lagasse at February 12, 2015 08:17 AM (mru3R)

188 Gag! What a terrible sight first thing in the morning!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 12, 2015 08:17 AM (rldyO)

189 Posted by: Huma at February 12, 2015 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

Don't forget blowing up pick-ups.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (o5e68)

190 They were joking on Red Eye last night that Gutfeld would have made a great replacement for Jon Stewart.

And he would have. But they'd never allow his Conserva-tarian views on The Daily Show.


Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1)

191 Oh shit. Vomit for breakfast. Again.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (j1Wvr)

192
WASH POST INVESTIGATES SCOTT WALKER COLLEGE YEARS


Drudge

Fredo's College years and his transcripts: not so much

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)

193 If .22 ammo is going to remain expensive and hard to find, I'm thinking it's time to ditch .22's altogether and just go with 9mm.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 12, 2015 08:19 AM (lG2E3)

194 Scott Walker - The College Years

Hillary Clinton - The Walker Years

Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 08:20 AM (7ObY1)

195 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)

And that's the way it is, Republicans get vetted up the arse and it doesn't stop till they reach the back of the teeth, while Democrats get to hide everything.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:20 AM (J+mig)

196
For a minute there Huma, I thought you had gone over to the dark side... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 08:21 AM (HSmrB)

197 190
They were joking on Red Eye last night that Gutfeld would have made a great replacement for Jon Stewart.



And he would have. But they'd never allow his Conserva-tarian views on The Daily Show.



Posted by: Citizen X at February 12, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1)
He would. Gawd, the proggies would go retarded.
Well, even more retarded, if that's possible.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at February 12, 2015 08:22 AM (mru3R)

198 No love for Montgomery?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2015 07:40 AM (KlVdw)


Never really did anything for me. But here you go:

http://goo.gl/5Zv3hq

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 08:22 AM (zF6Iw)

199 If .22 ammo is going to remain expensive and hard to find, I'm thinking it's time to ditch .22's altogether and just go with 9mm."

I'm finding 22 at about 8 cents per rd.
9mm Ball or FMJ at 21 cents per.

Both price points include any shipping, sales tax or additional stuff.

I can get way below 20 cents per on 9mm if I chose to go with reman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (sHoya)

200 Scott Walker should just answer every question with 'Fuck You, next question."

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (j1Wvr)

201 WTF is with this formatting!!!?!?!?!?!

#@^#(($#(^##****^*@!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (mru3R)

202 Shredded Chi
It's not often people, especially teenagers, do things only to help others. That involved a lot of work. My older brother spent at least 3 hours outside both Sunday & Monday & I'm not sure how much Tuesday. I'm going to guess two hours because my friend came home & helped.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (sj3Ax)

203 I note that the Valentine to Hillary does not show her lower body, thus concealing the powered exo-skeleton and cybernetic implants. Well-played, MSNBC. [golf clap]

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (vd4oB)

204 Gets lamer every day

Posted by: 2L at February 12, 2015 07:55 AM (TaO1J)


Nobody's forcing you to hang around here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2015 08:26 AM (zF6Iw)

205 In the 41st Millenium...

The withered husk of Empress Hillary shall inhabit the Golden Throne of Terra, sustained by the siphoned souls of prog-thrall retards, and watchfully guarded by clones of Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2015 08:27 AM (vd4oB)

206
82 Walker dropped out in the spring semester of his fourth year, BTW.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:27 AM (BDTqv)


More college than Lyin' Brian Williams, IOW.

I wonder how the liar's proctological exam of his expense accounts is going?

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 12, 2015 08:28 AM (bWFHa)

207 200 Scott Walker should just answer every question with 'Fuck You, next question."
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (j1Wvr)

--------------

Or with a shot from a taser. That might be worth a million votes right there.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2015 08:28 AM (vd4oB)

208 NYT Defends Houthis Very Reassuring that Death to America Slogan Not Meant Literally


The Houthis are the shia assholes who took over Yemen and are aligned with Iran and who State made OUR MARINES hand over their weapons to.
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)

209 Gets lamer every day

Posted by: 2L at February 12, 2015 07:55 AM (TaO1J)




I say, go explore life. Find one, while you're at it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at February 12, 2015 08:29 AM (mru3R)

210 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (sHoya)

I reload 9mm for about 9 cents a round, but I also cast my own lead bullets.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:29 AM (sWgE+)

211 82 Walker dropped out in the spring semester of his fourth year, BTW.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 07:27 AM (BDTqv)

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And Obama, the malignantly retarded fuck-tard of a miserable failure, has degrees from Columbia and Harvard Law. So what?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2015 08:32 AM (vd4oB)

212 With shipping, that Auto Match .22 from Cabela's works out to $3.50/50 rounds, which is all right by me, even though the first box I ever bought was 50 cents, and Dad said "See that? Every time you shoot one, it costs a whole penny."

This is a rare-ish find, middle-of-the road quality rounds demonstrably better than that goshdarn Golden Bullet for the same price. I used to figure that bargain-basement .22 (Thunderbolt and Lightning, now often thought of as premium) should be around $2/box, and bought a lot of it when I had whole range-fuls of beginners. The best you'll do in the current market distortion is about twice that. Dang.

Be careful with your ordering from Cabela's. They certainly are a decent firm, but they have a small-print "replacement" policy that, more than once, got me same-caliber but more-expensive ammo without so much as a fare-thee-well. Just a question of priorities, not a knock on them, but I'm a cheapskate and so are you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 08:32 AM (xq1UY)

213 Wow. What a fvcking bunch of cockgobblers msnbc is.

I mean that, sincerely. They are the Hector/Average Joe of cable news,

Fvck. Them. All.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2015 08:32 AM (wtvvX)

214
I reload 9mm for about 9 cents a round, but I also cast my own lead bullets.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:29 AM (sWgE+)

______________________________

Those sound like trigger words.... *hic*..

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2015 08:33 AM (HSmrB)

215
Ho Li Chit... how long have I been posting here using that "Hello, I'm Math..." sock?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 12, 2015 08:33 AM (bWFHa)

216 "I reload 9mm for about 9 cents a round, but I also cast my own lead bullets."

So that's where the wheel weights on our car got to!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:33 AM (sHoya)

217 The Southern Poverty Law Center has announced they have removed Dr. Ben Carson from their extremist file.

In an unsigned statement released on Wednesday, SPLC said, In October 2014, we posted an Extremist File of Dr. Ben Carson. This week, as weve come under intense criticism for doing so, weve reviewed our profile and have concluded that it did not meet our standards, so we have taken it down and apologize to Dr. Carson for having posted it.

Though the statement goes on to laud Dr. Carsons contribution to medicine, his philanthropic work, and his personal story, they still believe his views should be closely examined. SPLC insists, Dr. Carson has, in fact, made a number of statements that express views that we believe most people would conclude are extreme.

Yeah NO fuck you SPLC. Your the extreme ones. And who the fuck elected you to determine what is extreme? The arrogance of the Left. Sit on it and spin fuckers. I am so done being evenly remotely polite or civil to these fucks. Fuckin A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:34 AM (rDqRv)

218 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (sHoya)

Damn skippy.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:34 AM (sWgE+)

219 alright who has the pleasure of taking grandma on a date?

Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 12, 2015 08:34 AM (FA3Z7)

220 As soon as I buy a house I'm setting up my reloading station. Until then I get to pay normal cost.

Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 12, 2015 08:35 AM (FA3Z7)

221 WASH POST INVESTIGATES SCOTT WALKER COLLEGE YEARS

What, for say claiming status as a foreign student?

Cocaine use?

Running with a gang of stoners?

That kind of thing?

At least Walker has the good sense to know...unlike some people we could name...that the MFM is not is friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:35 AM (659DL)

222 In an unsigned statement released on Wednesday, SPLC said, In October 2014, we posted an Extremist File of Dr. Ben Carson. This week, as weve come under intense criticism for doing so, weve reviewed our profile and have concluded that it did not meet our standards, so we have taken it down and apologize to Dr. Carson for having posted it.

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The SPLC has standards....?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breathe....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 12, 2015 08:36 AM (PFy0L)

223 Gee, no kidding.

>>IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told Congress on Wednesday that even illegal immigrants who didnt pay taxes will be able to claim back refunds once they get Social Security numbers under President Obamas temporary deportation amnesty.

http://tinyurl.com/lafgpr4

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2015 08:36 AM (g1DWB)

224 Dem Rep. Hank Johnson On CBC Boycotting Netanyahu Speech Obama Is A Black Man Being Disrespected By A Foreign Leader

Weasel Zippers

So says the dumbest man in Congress.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:36 AM (rDqRv)

225 135 Posted by: 2L at February 12, 2015 07:55 AM (TaO1J)

The Hot Air button...

it still works.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 12, 2015 08:36 AM (/4AZU)

226
Good morning, pretty Hordelings.

So the first thing I do in the morning is read what Ace put up the evening before that I hadn't read and get all mad at myself for not being around to comment on. I should be mad at Ace instead for not posting on my schedule.

Then I get mad at myself again when he links to a 2011 piece that I missed. It was really funny, too.

This Ace character is a very funny writer and an astute observer of the political culture, but he needs to align himself better with my reading habits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2015 08:37 AM (JtwS4)

227 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:24 AM (sHoya)

About twice a year I take a 5 gallon bucket around to all the private garages and beg for there old tire weights. I can usually pickup 30-40 pounds of lead. Then I spend the next week with a case of beer turning them into ingots. I have close to 100 pounds stock piled right now.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:37 AM (sWgE+)

228 I cast 9mm, 40 and 45 ACP.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:38 AM (sWgE+)

229 Now It Can Be Told: Brian Williams is on sabbatical to cover the Walker campaign. They can sit around and tell non-college stories, talk about the great guys they knew when not in college, and privilege-card that frat they didn't pledge.

Things have a way of working out. Give it the old college dropout try.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 08:39 AM (xq1UY)

230 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2015 08:36 AM (g1DWB)

What can't go on forever never has before, and never will. The well of endless money will run out, and the shenanigans it enables will too.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:39 AM (J+mig)

231
This week, as weve come under intense criticism for doing so, weve reviewed our profile and have concluded that it did not meet our standards, so we have taken it down and apologize to Dr. Carson for having posted it.

Your standards; and what might those be? Or are they super secret, just like the FCC's proposed regs for net neutrality, which we won't get to see until after they're voted in?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 12, 2015 08:39 AM (bWFHa)

232 Re Cabela's replacement policy.

Just went back in my order history with them.
In the last 12 months, I have been able to place exactly 50 orders for bricks, or equivalent size amounts.

So far, I have not had a single replacement.
Keeping my fingers crossed that it continues that way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:40 AM (sHoya)

233 The militarys Tricare health insurance is a broken system that is now in a death spiral and must be replaced, a congressional review commission told the House on Wednesday.

The insurance has been veering toward less choice and access since it was created and now falls far behind other networks in its number of providers and ability to incorporate new types of medical care, members of the Military Retirement and Compensation Modernization Commission testified before an Armed Services subcommitte

Yeah NO. Everything that guy said is bullshit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:40 AM (rDqRv)

234 Is you is, or is you ain't my baby.

Posted by: Tom at February 12, 2015 08:40 AM (eTY+n)

235 #msnbcValentine

We loves us some fabulists.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 08:41 AM (dVmLD)

236 Posted by: Tom at February 12, 2015 08:40 AM (eTY+n)

Oh, honey you do care.

Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at February 12, 2015 08:41 AM (sWgE+)

237 The realm of military personnel costs, especially health insurance, is one of the best areas to cut, Speier said.

But it's dandy to give Trillions to illegals? Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv)

238 The well of endless money will run out, and the shenanigans it enables will too.

[points at Venezuela]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:42 AM (659DL)

239 About twice a year I take a 5 gallon bucket around to all the private garages and beg for there old tire weights. I can usually pickup 30-40 pounds of lead.



I used to part time at a Goodyear affiliate. We had buckets of old weights in the back room. Of course, that was many moons before ammo prices decided to go nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:42 AM (z0tIa)

240 "Then I spend the next week with a case of beer turning them into ingots"

How are you turning beer into ingots?

All I ever wind up with is pee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:43 AM (sHoya)

241 SLPC inspires wannabe mass murderers.

Take your name on any of their lists as a threat.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2015 08:43 AM (MMC8r)

242 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv)

I suggest we make an amendment to the popular GFY imperative and add "with a salted cactus".

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:43 AM (J+mig)

243 About twice a year I take a 5 gallon bucket around to all the private garages and beg for there old tire weights. I can usually pickup 30-40 pounds of lead.

I used to part time at a Goodyear affiliate. We had buckets of old weights in the back room. Of course, that was many moons before ammo prices decided to go nuts.


Both of you report immediately for SPLC Extremist Inprocessing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (659DL)

244 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:43 AM (sHoya)

Beer ingots are called kidney stones. They are not fun.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (J+mig)

245 >>What can't go on forever never has before, and never will. The well of endless money will run out, and the shenanigans it enables will too.

True. I know I shouldn't but I am still pissed at the blatant lying that takes place amongst our betters. Any idiot who has a passing acquaintance with the tax code knew that this was exactly what was going to happen. These people were never going to be a net plus on our tax base.

And yet the left and the msm have been allowed to get away with these lies for years and then when it happens nobody says squat and we sink further into the abyss.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (g1DWB)

246 flibetty fwipty foo

Posted by: Bigby's Rude Gesture at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (3ZtZW)

247
Anybody see Timothy Oliphant call Patton Oswald a douchebag on Conan last Friday?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (iQIUe)

248 Wrg500,
On any given Sunday, you can probably pick up 5 pounds from the parking lot of your average Firestone or Goodyear dealer parking lot. No begging, no hassles from the guy that is saving it for scrap metal value...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 08:45 AM (BDTqv)

249 Unless the story was on the scandalous crash resistance of Lincolns.
Then we're back to Square One, and our movie is back in production.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 07:21 AM (xq1UY)

**********************
Starring Matthew McConaughey?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 12, 2015 08:45 AM (5f5bM)

250 How are you turning beer into ingots?

All I ever wind up with is pee.


I, too, have been doing wrong for a very long time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)

251 Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:42 AM (z0tIa)

The problem with chain stores like goodyear or firestone is they usually have contracts with battery companies like exide to buy the lead back. That's why I go to the gas stations/garages. They are usually more than happy to get rid of it.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:45 AM (sWgE+)

252 So why arent all these left anons up and arms over the idea of controlling the internet?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 08:45 AM (iQIUe)

253 #msnbcValentine

Hurry back, darling, I mis-remember you.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 08:46 AM (dVmLD)

254 @232 Glad to hear that. My problem was with .380, and you know how that is.

I have a healthy stock of wheel-weight lead -- my uncle once owned some land he leased out to car-dismantlers. I think I could rad-shield a bunker, if I got ambitious enough to pound it out flat.

Little tip for those who haven't cast bullets, and may be thinking about it: used lead can be a lot harder than store-bought soft bullets. It anneals from the process of firing and impacting. Usually not an issue for practice or target rounds (know your backstop, though!), but if you're making specific-purpose warheads, you might want to look into some hardness-testing and alloying techniques. Ask around.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)

255
>>>How are you turning beer into ingots?

You gotta mine the beer out of the Rocky Mountains first

Posted by: Bigby's Rude Gesture at February 12, 2015 08:46 AM (3ZtZW)

256 233 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2015 08:40 AM (rDqRv)

They're trying to force us into Ogabecare with no pay raise...

Yup Donkey wants GIs to work for less.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 12, 2015 08:46 AM (/4AZU)

257 "Beer ingots are called kidney stones. They are not fun."

Yup.
I gave birth to several of them almost 23 years ago.

Six years ago, the tracks still showed up on x-rays.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:47 AM (sHoya)

258 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2015 08:44 AM (g1DWB)

I accepted long ago that it's broke at a level far higher than my hands and voice can reach. What can I do? All I can do is write about it, so I do. At some point, things are going to fall down, and people will look elsewhere for ideas. If I put out enough words, maybe they'll look at mine.

Posted by: Cato at February 12, 2015 08:47 AM (J+mig)

259 I wonder if msdnc gets a tax exempt status for their political work.'


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)


nice post.

Ben Carson an extremist , fgs ,hahaha .

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2015 08:48 AM (nqBYe)

260 Did you see that Carrie Fisher's cross eyed daughter is goig to play princess leia in the new star wars? Talk about nepotism!
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:32 AM (iQIUe)


Meh. Carrie Fisher is the daughter of who? Right. It is the Hollywood Way.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2015 08:50 AM (t//F+)

261
>>>Six years ago, the tracks still showed up on x-rays.

"Hey! This looks like my kid's Etch-a-Sketch!"

Posted by: Bigby's Rude Gesture at February 12, 2015 08:50 AM (3ZtZW)

262 Brucede perhaps they believe They willbe given the controlling keys..
think irs, epa, universities. media.

quite a win.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2015 08:50 AM (nqBYe)

263 -de.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2015 08:51 AM (nqBYe)

264 Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)

In 15 minutes I can save 15% on my ammo

Posted by: wrg500 at February 12, 2015 08:51 AM (sWgE+)

265 "I wonder if msdnc gets a tax exempt status for their political work.' "

I wonder if MSNBC will fall under the new internet regulations for in kind contributions to political campaigns? And will their content be regulated; what they say and how they say it?

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 08:52 AM (ssu0q)

266 It seems like Chelsea's husband is a real loser. Think he is going to be a liability come election time?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 12, 2015 07:53 AM (iQIUe)


Of course not. These are teh Clintons. Small personnel issues are dealt with easily by that clan.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2015 08:54 AM (t//F+)

267 le Dump

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2015 08:54 AM (uY/DY)

268 so,
Patterico has a post up pledging His determination to continue political speech if the fcc wins, and they control to the degree He believes they will .

He of course is right and interesting that it even Has to be brought forward as a pledge . IN AMerica!

although i wondered how many people could afford to fight govt coming down on their heads.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2015 08:55 AM (nqBYe)

269 In 15 minutes I can save 15% on my ammo
Posted by: wrg500



I unfriend you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2015 08:57 AM (z0tIa)

270 of course.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2015 08:57 AM (nqBYe)

271 "Staples, which is in the process of acquiring former rival Office Depot"

That's interesting because Office Depot is in the process of merging with Office Max, which I was just in, and they were desperate to make a sale.

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 12, 2015 08:57 AM (ssu0q)

272 #msnbcValentine

I'd serpentine thru Bosnian sniper fire just to get another glimpse of your face.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2015 09:06 AM (dVmLD)

273 In 15 minutes I can save 15% on my ammo

That is NOT how this works. That is not how ANY of this works.

Literally.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 12, 2015 09:14 AM (xq1UY)

274 "Or hell, Gutfeld, for that matter - he's what? 5 foot 3?





Posted by: shredded chi at February 12, 2015 08:16 AM (BDTqv)"

So the same as Audie Murphy then.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 12, 2015 09:23 AM (KDbAT)

275 Uh no Andy. They did valentines for others pols too. This is a bit misleading. We know they are biased assjokes. Fake but accurate doesn't help.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at February 12, 2015 11:46 AM (Z06rD)

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