April 11, 2006

Cool

Bum!

V = (S+C) x (B+F)/T:

"Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly."
I really hope they have that backwards. And traditionally, the ratio is 3:2:3.

(Actually, the formula as presented makes no sense:

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

Which states that hip-to-waist ratio is a function of cellulite. Eh?)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:54 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)

1 But from the definitions S would equal 2C and I seem to recall from an undergraduate biology lecture thatB and F were inversely proportional. T is an unrelated or lurking variable.

And all outcomes can be converted on a scale that starts at

DAMN!!!!

ends with

DAMN?!?!

and has plain Jane and greyhounds somewhere in between.

Posted by: BIg Mike at April 13, 2006 11:03 PM (i6+Mn)

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