Isaaru Confiscated Your Monkey
How did it come to this?
High Summoner Yuna (that's me), destroyer of Sin (that's Sin, the giant turtle thing, not sin in general), bringer of the Eternal Calm, saviour of Spira, turning the Fayth of the Final Aeon, the most sacred place in all the land, into a monkey farm...
And I forgot to save the first time, and I had to go and do it
all over again! Darn monkeys.
Yes, kids, I've finished
Final Fantasy X and moved on to
Final Fantasy X-2 (which in the way of these things was discounted by 50% three days after I bought it).
I could have finished FF X much sooner if I hadn't gotten distracted by side quests and stat-maxing. And if you haven't played it already, I'd recommend that (if you do come to play it) you
don't get distracted by side quests and stat-maxing. Okay, so the battle with Lady Yunalesca was easy exactly because I'd been running around collecting goodies and building up my team... But the battle with Yunalesca is supposed to be one of the high points of the game, not
Splat! Oh, she's dead.
Not entirely my fault, though: In the international version of the game, they've introduced new monsters - the Dark Aeons - and if you're approaching the end of the game and want to go back and collect something you've missed, you'll run into these bastards, and they're flippin' unkillable. I looked up one helpful guide on the net, and it read like the recipe for rabbit stew:
First, be about twice as powerful as you currently are. Then...
I didn't need to face down the Dark Aeons, as it happens. They don't really add anything to the game, and since they are actually more powerful than the final enemy, they rather distort your expectations and goals.
Pfui.
Anyway, that said,
Final Fantasy X is the best computer game I've played in some time, and has probably the best storyline of any game I've played. I can see why people are (or were) so fanatical about it - there's always a Yuna or three in the cosplay contest at any anime convention. After a visually impressive (if slightly odd) start, it really sets its hooks into you. By the time you've reached the end, you've spent fifty or more hours with the characters, and seen them sacrifice friends and love and eventually themselves in order to save the world. It's not a happy ending either, nor should it be; but it's a good ending.
It's a pity Yuna's such a cabbage. Late in the game she's developed into probably the most powerful force in all of Spira (with the exception of the Dark Aeons, who I will pretend don't exist), and she's
still a complete... Cabbage.
Final Fantasy X-2 takes up where
Final Fantasy X left off. It's the first true sequel in the series, and for good reason. When you've saved the world, what else is there left to do?
X-2 answers this by being a much more light-hearted game than X. It's like one big side-quest. It doesn't have the same depth or impact as the original, but having Yuna running around dressed as a moogle handing out balloons, or the great chocobo chase (darn thing got away!), or the monkey farm incident, or the massage scene...
Ooh. Aah. Oh! Yes! Yes! There! YES! Crunch!
Ahem.
It does have a certain absurd charm. And there's also a more serious game in there, which I'm just now getting to.
If you like role-playing games and haven't played Final Fantasy X, do. If you liked Final Fantasy X, you might also enjoy X-2, but it is a very different game. The combat system takes some getting used to - it's real-time rather than turn-based. The skills system is also completely different, and again takes some getting used to. X-2 has something called "dress spheres", which are basically like character classes in Dungeons and Dragons. You have a Warrior dress sphere, a Thief dress sphere, a Dark Mage dress sphere and so on. Each of your characters can eventually have all the abilities from all the dress spheres, but can only have one sphere active at a time. Switching dress spheres in the middle of a battle is awkward at first, but you are rewarded with a classic
mahou shoujo* transformation sequence. Though they don't get naked.
And the game has Yuna wearing hotpants and packing pistols.** She's still something of a cabbage, though.
Anyway, the point is, in as much as this has a point: These games are running on a Playstation 2, which has a
300MHz processor. If the significance of this doesn't strike you, I'll be exploring it in more detail in Part 2, coming soon to this blog.
P.S. I'm back.
*
Japanese, literally "magical girl". Think Sailor Moon.
**
And optionally, pistils. It's a pun, not an error. The FF translation team should be spanked.
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If you're enjoying games with plot I'd suggest hitting the Xeno series of games (Starting with Xenogears (if you can find a cheap copy somewhere) then if it catches your interest move on to the Xenosaga games. Similar basic story, but being retold from the beginning).
On an entirely unrelated note... I don't suppose, in your quest to collect literally every bit (or byte) of anime available online, you've come across a Pretty Sammy TV soundtrack? Finding a soundtrack for anything more than a few years old is nigh impossible, but I was just curious if you knew whether such a thing ever even existed.
Posted by: yaminohasha at March 30, 2005 02:39 AM (SOx9v)
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Yaminohasha - I put a link in the "url" field here (click on my name) - it goes to an English page listing the works of the voice actress for Sasami, listing specifically the "Pretty Sami TV Original Soundtrack"... Is that what you were wanting?
(No, I don't have the slightest idea where to find it, but at least that gives you a name and manufacturers number for it.)
Posted by: Balentius at March 31, 2005 10:26 AM (eeB2q)
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I have two mini-CDs from Pretty Sammy, but they're from the OAVs, not the TV series.
The TV soundtrack was released as a CD, but I've never seen it for sale anywhere. And I've looked, because Pixy Misa's theme song from the series is hysterically funny.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 31, 2005 08:15 PM (+S1Ft)
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Thanks for the help. At least now I know it exists. I've got a friend heading to Japan this week, and I told him to keep on the lookout in used bargain bins and what-not. Somehow I doubt his chances.
The tracks I want to hear in their entirety are the ones that play when you first see Misa in the Pixy Misa/Cinderalla story in the extras of Pretty Sammy Debut (at least, that's the place I've found it to be the easiest to hear), and the full version of the two ED themes.
Have you seen the music video Chisa Yokoyama did with the "Pretty Coquetish Bomber" song? It's pretty funny in a strange way (or strange in a funny way).
Posted by: yaminohasha at April 01, 2005 02:14 AM (SOx9v)
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I just randomly stumbled across this, but after playing Yuna's third incarnation (and the second incarnation of YRP) in Kingdom Hearts II, Yuna is still a cabbage. A miniature sized cabbage in hot pants with pixie wings, but still a cabbage nonetheless.
And the title cracked me up. Isaaru and those gosh darn monkeys. I was looking for pictures of Isaaru too, but found something much more entertaining. Thank you.

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