April 13, 2004

Cool

That's Reverend Pixy To You, Buster

As of this morning, I am a duly ordained minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California.

No, really.

Since the tenets of the ULC are human rights, personal responsibility, and religious freedom - including freedom from religious dogma - this is something I take with a certain degree of seriousness. Yes, it's partly in fun, but it's not to make fun of the ULC, more the humour in me (me!) being a priest.

So...

Anyone want to get married? (Not necessarily to me.) Or baptised?

Just so people know, I'm not licensed to perform circumcisions, but apart from that, I'm ready for anything!

Bless you, kiddies!

Reverend Pixy

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 12:18 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)

1 Hey, me too! I got mine over the weekend. We could start the Church of Mu...

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2004 12:36 PM (saeHM)

2 So is the door completely shut to marrying you?

Posted by: Jennifer at April 13, 2004 02:38 PM (rZmE1)

3 Um. No, though I'm not sure I can officiate at my own wedding, so we might have to ask Jim. Or Paul, or Bill.
As you can see, there's a certain risk involved there.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 13, 2004 02:46 PM (kOqZ6)

4 OK, if everyone else is doing this, I'd better go over there. Don't want to be the only non-reverand.

Posted by: Simon at April 13, 2004 04:25 PM (GWTmv)

5 I've attended at least four weddings officiated at by mail-order ministers. Most of these guys were "ordained" through the ULC.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 13, 2004 06:06 PM (SYwua)

6 Congrats Pixy!
It reaffirms my faith in cosmic balance... Bill on one side, you on the other. Yin and Yang.
Jim and Paul I consider free radicals, looking to upset things in a general way.

Posted by: Ted at April 13, 2004 10:47 PM (blNMI)

7 Yay!!!!!

Posted by: Susie at April 14, 2004 12:24 AM (sf0L+)

8 If you can't do circumcisions, can you do breast reductions?
Just in case.

Posted by: LeeAnn at April 14, 2004 01:17 AM (HxCeX)

9 Way to go! I'm a ULC minister myself, same with my husband AND my Dad. Nice to meet'cha!
--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at April 14, 2004 10:16 AM (fGB25)

10 Can you perform exorcisms? If so, can it be done by email?

Posted by: Interested-Participant at April 15, 2004 06:35 AM (AaBEz)

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