And everyone came?

I think the people responsible for the CounterConvention have a slight problem. Check out this list of groups who have signed on as part of their RNC party-pooping program:

The Committee of Circular Flying Birds
Dwarves for the Responsible Control of Pliers
International Consortium of Those as Drunk as We Are
Glow Rabbit Society
Modern Drunkard Magazine
Society of Poop-Throwing Monkeys
John Dillinger Died for You Society
The Wow, Most People Think We're Idiots Association
Libs Against Basic Web Page Design (their motto: We’re too stupid to understand word wrap)
International Coalition of People Who Just Don't Get It
International Anti-Ismist Anti-Organisation
Bottle o' Pop Action Network
UNIX Users United for IMF Riots
Radical Anarchist Feminazis Against Veganism
Radical Anarchist Veganazis Against Feminism
Organization of People Who Always Show up at Protests
Sedated Gorillas for Masturbation and the Oppression of Iraqis by Devil Bush (We are a society of sedated Gorillas that only want the government to provide us our constitutionally-provided right to the pursuit of happiness, i.e., manual stimulation. And a free bottle of pop. And maybe a taco. It's our right goddamn it.)
Purple Polar Bear Society
Popular Front For the Liberation of This Website (All property is theft, including this website.)
Chocolate Chinchilla Coterie (An organization devoted to pitying the Angry Left while sipping martinis.)
ONOMATOPOEIA NOW! (Bang! Swish! Purr! Buzz!)
National Burping Society
Dead Penguins Society
Twinkies For The Ethical Treatment Of Twinkies
ZIG for Great Justice (Someone set us up the bomb. You are on your way to destruction. )
Australians Against Iowa Cornfields
Judean People's Front
Judean People's Behind
Die, Manatee Die!
Dreadlock Army (Too mellow to march.)
Tigers Are Great (Tigers are cool. Anyone who doesn't want to be a tiger is a fool.)
Organization of Bemused Onlookers

Jimmy Taranto Fan Club (We love Best of the Web! )

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 03:29 PM | Comments (29) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)

1 The Coalition to Save Us From All Marmite; It’s Pasty Evil

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 06, 2003 03:34 PM (jtW2s)

2 The Clean Musk Ox union (End capitalist (marmite) pollution of our musk ox supplies!)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 06, 2003 03:34 PM (jtW2s)

3 Free range veal!!!

Posted by: Ted at September 07, 2003 12:52 AM (2sKfR)

4 ROFL!!!!

Posted by: Susie at September 07, 2003 12:54 AM (UA6yw)

5 I just followed the link and I scrolled through dozens of hilarious "organizations" and still didn't get to the parts of the list you listed....
one of my favorites was the coalition of people without shift keys....they're not timid, really...

Posted by: Susie at September 07, 2003 01:01 AM (UA6yw)

6 Susie, same here! This is some of the funniest crap I've ever read, and I'm still only 1/5 down the scroll bar. Be back in a couple hours!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 07, 2003 11:39 AM (Ll8Sl)

7 Wait a minute...I must have missed the Australians Against Iowa Cornfields earlier.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 08, 2003 12:02 AM (rZmE1)

8 Well, looks like they finally cleared all the funny ones. Dang.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 09, 2003 11:41 AM (68FmU)

9 I saved a copy

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 09, 2003 11:48 AM (jtW2s)

10 They've cleaned it up now, but it still includes "Pieman (Global Pastry Uprising)". Mmm... pastry uprising.

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