September 01, 2003
Sticky Is As Sticky Does
I bought a Sara Lee sticky date pudding for dessert. Of course, when I tried to open it, I found that the lid was stuck to the pudding. Stuck so firmly that when I finally pried it off, all of the icing/sauce/whatever it is came with it. So I had to scrape it all off the lid and spread it back on the pudding.
In other news, the garage of my apartment building got broken into. Again. Four times in four years.
I hate thieves. They probably vote Democrat.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 07:13 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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Sometimes it is just one of those days. I wish thieves would break into my garage and steal all the crap I have in there.
Posted by: Wanderer at September 01, 2003 08:07 PM (5nFE1)
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See, what you gotta do is put sticky pudding all around the entrances to yer garage and then when the Democrats break in they'll be trapped 'cause they'll be stuck to the ground by the sticky pudding. Then you call the cops. That's what I do, anyways.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 03, 2003 11:21 AM (tBOEd)
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