April 10, 2006
Worst Bonus Episodes Ever?
Everyone seems to agree that the
Sugar Summer Special was extremely well done, and provided needed closure to the series. It's one of the best anime "extras" that I've seen.
But what's the worst? My nomination goes to
Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden, which manages to negate every major plot point of the series. Wonderduck suggests the
Elfen Lied special (which I haven't seen).
Anyone?
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I'm tempted to say, "Angelic Layer, because they didn't do one and I really wanted them to!" But that would be cheating.
I haven't actually seen all that many "extra" episodes; they're not all that common. The worst ones I've seen were the two for .Hack/Sign, but only because they were as mediocre as the rest of the series was.
Would you let me nominate the first "Key the Metal Idol" movie? It was 90 minutes which consisted of nothing except backstory exposition.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 10, 2006 05:11 PM (+rSRq)
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OK, I looked it up and Fushigi Yuugi Eikoden is a 4-episode OVA sequel. Now that I understand the rules of the game, I definitely have a nomination: the second El Hazard OVA. The story was completely derivative, Princess Fatora was intolerable, and the appearance of the second Ifurita made no sense and ruined the ending of the first OVA, which is the only El Hazard story that's actually worth watching. (What? Were the ancients turning out doomsday weapons on an assembly line or something?)
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Yes, that's a bad one. Right in line with Eikoden, it smushes one of the most important points of the original story.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 10, 2006 06:28 PM (oyvZL)
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The third Fushigi Yuugi is pretty hard to top. Heck, the only worthwhile thing about the Fushigi Yuugi OAVs was that series of shorts after each episode of the... second OAV, I think.
I suppose Evangelion: Death & Rebirth deserves a mention too... hmm. I'll have to think harder on this.
Posted by: HC at April 10, 2006 11:27 PM (qmTWt)
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I nominate the entire Invid arc from Robotech.
(yes, I'm reaching here.. I'm a fledgling, remember?)
Posted by: fledgling otaku at April 11, 2006 12:58 AM (BLxXg)
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I think I'd have to nominate the Rahxephon movie on pure waste-of-money factor. Spend two hours rehashing the plot from the series without all that pesky extended cast and character development.
Posted by: Will at April 11, 2006 02:50 AM (SOx9v)
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Some nominations:
Evangelion: Death. A movie, rather than a bonus episode... but it was a movie that consisted entirely of recaps. It was double-billed with Rebirth... but that itself was included in End of Evangelion. So basically, the whole Death/Rebirth movie was redundant.
Pilot Candiate/Candidate for Goddes - The whole series is told entirely in exposition. So's the movie.
The Onegai Twins OVA tends to mess up the ending of the series, so let's mention that as well. Hopefully, one of these qualifies.
Posted by: PyTom at April 11, 2006 02:52 AM (vkkAp)
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At the risk of offending our host, I'd probably have to go with some of the Tenchi spin-offs / movies / etc. but I can't decide which ones. It's not that they're especially bad compared to some of the anime out there, just they're a significant drop from the original series. It's especially hard to explain given the jumps in continuity between the various series, and trying to determine which are bonus features and which deserve to be treated as seperate works.
The original OAV series is better than the first TV series. The first movie (Tenchi Muyo in love) is one of my all time favorites, but its a derivative of the first TV universe. Anything with Sammy / Pixy Misa is a guilty pleasure and yet another spin-off universe. The other subsequent TV series range from so-so to pretty lousy. The second movie is pretty bad, and the third is merely ok.
My personal favorite bonus episode is the 14th episode of Dual. Although it completely destroys the premises of the final episode of the regular series, it throws a very odd yet amusing spin on the whole affair.
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The Tenchi spinoffs range from unncessary (Universe) to outright sucky (Tenchi in Tokyo).
Except for the Pretty Sammy TV series, which rocks. Because it has Pixy Misa in it. (And because it's a good story, well told.) The Pretty Sammy OVAs aren't that great, though I like the second one, which is an unashamed assault on Microsoft for operating-system bloat.
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The current issue of
New Scientist has a cover story about water:
You Need It, But You Won't Believe Why: Water's Quantum Secret. It's mostly about the hydrogen bonds between water molecules, and how they make water act quite unlike otherwise similar compounds. It's not anything new, but interesting enough if you haven't run into the topic before.
And then the article suddenly careers off the cliff into the Great Homeopathic Swamp:
That there is something more to water than hydrogen and oxygen is something many researchers welcome. But Rustum Roy, a materials scientist at Pennsylvania State University in University Park goes further. He thinks it is time for a radical overhaul of the scientific view of water - one which, he believes, has been dominated by chemistry for too long. [Oy. — Ed.] "It's absurd to say that chemical composition dictates everything," he says. "Take carbon, for example - the same atoms can give you graphite or diamond."
Well,
duh, Mr Materials Scientist. That's due to the
chemical properties of carbon.
In a review paper published in Materials Research Innovations in December, Roy and a team of collaborators called for a re-examination of the case against the most controversial of all claims made for water: that it has a "memory".
And I call for a re-examination of your head, Mr Roy. I think you were dropped on it.
The physical nature of water is quite straightforward: It does not have a memory. This has been verified experimentally so often that only the very deeply stupid and outright frauds suggest otherwise.
The idea that water can retain some kind of imprint of compounds dissolved in it has long been cited as a possible mechanism for homeopathy
See my comment on the stupid and the fraudulent.
which claims to treat ailments using solutions of certain compounds.
But doesn't.
Some homeopathic remedies are so dilute they no longer contain a single molecule of the original compound -
Exactly so. And homeopaths, who knowingly sell their customers distilled water and sugar pills, claim that these are the most effective.
- prompting many scientists to dismiss homeopathic effects as imaginary.
Bullshit, Mr New Scientist Editor.
What has prompted all competent and honest scientists to dismiss homeopathic effects as imaginary is that
it doesn't do anything. It's been tested. It doesn't do anything. Yes, all physical, chemical and biological theory tells us that it won't do anything, but that pales beside the experimental evidence for it not doing anything.
Roy believes that by taking homeopathy seriously scientists may find out more about water's fundamental properties.
Pixy Misa believes that Roy was dropped on his head as a child.
The present editors of New Scientist, though, are merely an irresponsible bunch of scoundrels in it for the money.
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Regrettably, not everything from my alma mater is worth the time. At least this professor was not convicted of murder...before he became a professor!
It is depressing how the Mat Sci department has gone to the morons. We have or had a couple of fine professors from the UK in the department back in the day. Very good, very funny, very intelligent and sensible bunch.
C.T.
Posted by: C.T. at April 10, 2006 07:14 AM (ehvnJ)
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Hah! Good ol' Dr. Roy. He was the laughingstock of the
local paper in State College, PA throughout my college years, and most
of my good-for-nothing years as well. He was batshit in a fairly
tedious and long-winded manner. So he's selling homeopathy
now?
I seem to remember someone publishing a study claiming to actually get
some positive results on a homeopathic claim last year, but I fear to
google for it lest I fall into a truly septic mountain of moonbat guano
on the way...
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There WAS a (sort of) vindication of homeopathy awhile back, but it wasn't for the reason the homeopathic advocates claim. What they found was that very dilute concentrations of things like radon and arsenic that are poison in higher concentrations actually dohave beneficial effects. That is NOT, or course, the same as saying you can keep adding water to something ad infinitum and get the same effects.
And there WAS actually some recent hullabaloo about the fundamental properties of water, which inolve its shape.
Still, this article sounds wacky. I was considering a subscription to NS, but I guess I'll stick with SciAm and Science.
Posted by: TallDave at April 11, 2006 12:20 PM (H8Wgl)
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There are almost infinitely many examples of substances that are deadly in large doses but can be beneficial in small doses and under the right circumstances. Salt is a good example. Water is another. Homeopathy still doesn't work, of course.
I used to buy New Scientist every week without fail, but it's been going steadily downhill for years. Sad, really.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2006 01:30 PM (LUBRF)
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Come to think of it, oxygen would fit that criteria too (Okay, so it has to be pure oxygen under very high pressure. But you have to start labeling one of the most corrosive gas dangerous at SOME point.).
C.T.
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April 09, 2006
High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar
Just finished watching this one too. (And I found time to unpack some more stuff, do the laundry, and go grocery shopping. Gotta love long weekends.)
I was absolutely entranced when I first saw the opening credits to this show, more than three years ago. Even on a crappy RealPlayer video clip the kawaii genius of the creators came through. But then, though I bought all the DVDs, I foundered on the early episodes. The first episode is wonderful, but then it gets silly for a while. If I'd kept watching just a little longer I would have gotten to the good bit - the last 80% of the show - but, well, too much anime, too little time.
There's not a lot I like in the present anime season (
Karin being the prime exception) so I've finally been catching up. And no doubt about it, Sugar is a gem. Highly recommended.
Chizumatic review here.
Some spoilers follow.
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I dunno; I haven't seen the one you're talking about, but I have a hard time believing that it could be as completely off-mood as Elfen Lied's extra episode.
Oy. You go from a dark, horror-filled series to a light sit-com? Oy. What the hell were they THINKING?
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 10, 2006 03:17 AM (7+BNY)
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The early episodes are all necessary to the long term plot, but when you're watching episodes 2-5, they do seem somewhat pointless. Once you get to episode 6, however, then it really starts to get into gear, and they hook you for the rest of the show.
Yes, it's really a gem of a show, and that's why I've been pushing it all this time. It isn't just an incipient diabetes attack waiting to happen.
As to the summer special, unquestionably it's very well done. Lots of good stuff in there, but by far the best scene is Pepper playing the evil witch. She is spectacularly miscast in that role, and the seiyuu handles it beautifully. (That must have been a fun recording session.)
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Hey, Neat!
I have Monday off as well. (I actually forgot that until just now.) And then next weekend is Easter, so another four-day weekend. And then the 25th is ANZAC Day, and I'm taking the 24th off, so I get
another four-day weekend.
You would almost think I planned it that way.
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Speaking of which: She's not invisible; she's got a natural SEP field.
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Basil and Cinnamon are quite the pair.
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By the way, what does SEP mean?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2006 09:59 AM (+rSRq)
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SEP = Somebody Else's Problem
A reference to the Douglas Adams book where something is madeunseen by encasing it in an SEP field. It doesn't make the thinginvisible, it just makes the minds of the viewers want to ignore it. As in, "Whatever that is, it's Somebody Else's Problem" You get the effect of invisiblity without all the hassle of bending light and such. It's way cheaper and uses less power, since for the most part people are already inclined to ignore problems if they can.
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April 08, 2006
World's Largest Lucky Dip
Y'know, I
thought I had more DVDs than that.
To explain: I moved house twice last year. Once by choice (mostly), once not. So my smaller possessions are rather scrambled right now. Last move I filled two large-ish boxes with DVDs, and I had unpacked those (to the extent of sticking them all in a closet, which at least gets the boxes out of my way). But that only produced four of the six
Sugar DVDs - specifically 2, 3, 4 and 6.
But when I was packing books (I have about 3000 of the blasted things) I would often fill a box part-way with hardcovers and then top it off with paperbacks or CDs or tapes or DVDs - the boxes get too heavy otherwise. So I started pulling every box open just to see if that one had DVDs in it. I found Sugar volume 1 pretty quickly, but no volume 5.
I did find lots of other things, though, including DVDs I'd forgotten I had (I haven't seen all my DVDs since, oh, last May). The most recent box contained ten volumes of Encyclopaedia Britannica, and piled on top of those, four stacks of twelve DVDs. Let's look at one stack:
Haibane Renmei volumes 2 and 3. I bought the box set last year thinking I only had the first volume; looks like I may have two complete copies.
Inu Yasha volume 12.
Nuku Nuku Dash volume 1.
Pulp Fiction
Futurama season 2, disc 2.
Princess Mononoke
Jawbreaker (No, I don't know why.)
His Girl Friday
Yamamoto Yohko: The Perfect Collection
The Avengers '63 disc 4 (Honor Blackman as Cathy Gale)
Monty Python's Flying Circus disc 5
Magic User's Club disc 5
Volume 5 of
Sugar was in the next stack. Unopened, like volume 6.
I'm trying to turn them into AVIs so I can easily watch them on my notebook, but my computer isn't co-operating. I might have to live with DVDShrink, which works just fine.
And I still have 30 boxes to open.
(Also found: Two cartons of wine, which may or may not be drinkable; the keyboards for my SGI and Sun workstations; the mouse for my Wacom graphics tablet; my N64 and Playstation (one) and their respective controllers; a whole lot of SCSI cables; the grand unified remote control collection;
The Maltese Falcon; a pretty complete set of AD&D 2nd Edition rules (about 40-50 volumes); a 120GB hard disk, which I assume doesn't work; my toaster; the controller for my Logitech speaker system (which has led a rough life this past year); my Sony Vaio; a pair of binoculars; my Dalek apron; a Sailor Mercury doll; a
Life on Mars Lego set; my spare pair of glasses (and a reminder why they are my spare pair: instant migraine); and 125 blank DVD-Rs. Oh, and rather a lot of books.)
Update: Ooh,
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Okay, fess up, are you a Cathy Gale man or an Emma Peel man. Personally, I raise a lot of ire in my house because i think Cathy ran rings around Emma.
:-D
Posted by: tommy at April 08, 2006 10:53 PM (ZIRzQ)
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"A Touch of Brimstone" is the single best episode in the entire series.
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Emma Peel all the way.
Smart and can kick ass. In black white and colour.
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Bottle Fairy
Okay, I just finished watching it, and then read Steven's
too many words. (Contains spoilers.)
And I cracked up.
There's a time for analysis, and there's a time to go with the story as it's presented. Sometimes a fairy is just a fairy.
I call the Calvin and Hobbes defense here: All of it is true,
particularly the parts that are impossible.
P.S. Steven, whatever you do, don't watch Mahoraba.
(Analysis of my own follows.)
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No, it makes perfect sense.She puts the fairy dolls into the bowl.
Besides which, we see events through her eyes, and she's delusional.
Still, I think I myself said that not everyone is going to find that alternate explanation convincing or even interesting. I'm glad you didn't, because it spoiled the series for me.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2006 12:35 AM (+rSRq)
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Mmph.
It would make more sense to assume that the last episode was a dream sequence. It's not the first time we saw the fairies dream that they'd grown up. I mean, if you're assuming that everything we see is false, why go for the darkest possible interpretation?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 09, 2006 01:01 AM (lLRbG)
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I should add -
When you have a fun little anime about magic fairies, it is most likely a fun little anime about fairies.
Because if it was about a girl who was suffering from trauma-induced multiple-personality disorder, and they indicated this by having her eyes change colour when she changed personalities, then they wouldn't bother with the fairies.
Trust me on this.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 09, 2006 04:51 AM (oyvZL)
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Actually, I'm coming around to the idea that it's autism.
But I'm not the only person who's had this reaction.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2006 11:28 AM (+rSRq)
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I'm not sure autism fits, because the fairies have as many problems dealing with the natural world as they do dealing with other people.
Anyway, the main reason I think it is to be taken literally is that there is already a whole Shoujo-brain-damage genre. For example, Nanaka 6/17, Midori no Hibi, and Mahoraba ~ Heartful Days ~. The text of the latter is precisely what you think the subtext of Bottle Fairy is, right down to the eye-colour changes.
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And Ai Yori Aoshi. Lovely girl, but obviously the brain-damaged result of a warped upbringing.
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April 07, 2006
Day Off
Had the day off today, because I was needed at work all the past week and couldn't take any time off sick.
Slept.
I needed that.
Now I'm going to see if I can find the rest of my DVDs. I know they're in
one of these boxes...
Update: Have found volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 of Tiny Snow Fairy Sugar. There'd better be another box of DVDs here somewhere.
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April 06, 2006
Hello everyone. I suppose you think that nothing much is happening at the moment.
When I first started watching anime
as anime rather than as cartoons that just happened to come from Japan, one of the things I most looked forward to was the new releases from ADV every month. For a simple reason: The ADV tapes (and this was back in the middle ages, so all we had was tapes) had trailers on them.
Trailers that did not suck.
This was an art that had escaped most of the anime distributors of the time, though watching even a handful of ADV's trailers made the techniques involved obvious. All they did was take the opening theme (or in some cases, the closing theme if it was catchier or if there
was no opening theme) and a selection of clips from the show. Even without a real-time NLE (which were in short supply in the 12th century) you could put something like that together in an hour or two. Add titles with your handy-dandy character generator (anyone remember the outrage when ADV changed their subtitle font?) and you're done. A 90 second promotional spot that your customers will actually
want to watch made for practically nothing.
(The secret part that most of their competitors didn't get was what they didn't do. No voice-over. They let the anime speak for itself.)
Well, that's what I want to talk to you all about; endings.
I love the opening and closing sequences of anime shows because this is exactly what they are designed to do. They have to sell the show, and they have just 90 seconds to do it.
The job is very different to the opening credits of most western TV shows. Look at something like, say, Buffy or Stargate. Yes, you have theme music (or in the case of Buffy, a crappy pointless noisy riff), and you have some action shots, but the big point is to show and name the cast. Because... Well, I don't actually know exactly why. But that's what they do. With a live-action show, the cast is important; not many TV series can get away with replacing their stars (Dr Who being the notable exception).
Live action TV shows live or die to a large degree by their casts. The stories are secondary - which is why so much of what we get on our screens is crap.
Animation doesn't. I might be interested if a series has a character voiced by Megumi Hayashibara, still a favourite of mine, or if it has music composed by Yoko Kanno. A film from Hayao Miyazaki is a must see. But for the most part, the names of the seiyuu (voice actors), composers, directors, and writers don't register all that strongly. It's not about the stars.
Now, endings normally happen at the end.
It's about the story. Most anime is developed from existing manga*, comic books, and manga are usually the work of just one or two people. They're almost always black-and-white, so there's not even the need for the type of teams of artists that produce many Western comics. (Does Rumiko Takahashi have an inker and a letterer? I have no idea.)
And when a show is story-driven, what you have to do is
tell the story. If you have 12 episodes worth of story, you can't run the series for seven years.** So next year, next
season in fact, you have to come up with another story to tell.
And you have to persuade people to watch it.
And you have ninety seconds to do so.
You have ninety seconds to say, these are my characters. This is my artistic style, this is my animation, this is my music. This is my story. Please watch it so that the advertisers will keep funding me and I can afford something more than instant ramen now and then.
But as we all know, endings are just beginnings.
Given that requirement, it's not surprising that a lot of thought and effort goes into the opening and closing credits in anime. I have a couple of laser discs (uh, somewhere) of the credits for all the seasons of Urusei Yatsura and Ranma ½. That such a thing could be produced and sold means that I'm not the only person to notice this.***
Hence
this, and
this:
My friend (a 2nd generation Japanese) who has seen far more anime than all other people I know (and myself) combined, has come up with an heuristic for judging whether something is worth getting an actual viewing. There are far too many series around competing for attention, even more so for him since he can watch region 2 releases (no need for English). Time and resources are finite, so some sort of prioritization must be used. Basically it is this:
Watch the opening and the closing.
- If both are good, then the series is, more likely than not, also good and worth watching.
- If one is good but the other so-so, then the final opinion could go either way. (Openings are worth more points.)
- If both are bad, don't watch.
It doesn't always work, of course. The opening theme to Aishiteruze Baby was some appallingly dreary Suzanne Vega-ish thing, but I liked the show a great deal. And they can be terribly misleading (Narutaru, I'm looking at you).
But it works - for me - far more often than not.
And that's why I'm archiving them here. A reviewer can tell you that the animation is fluid (or stilted, as it may be); the music joyous or inspired or achingly beautiful or, well, none of the above. But in ninety seconds, you can determine that for yourself.
* Most anime series that aren't adaptations of manga are adaptations of computer games. But they almost invariably suck, so I'll ignore them.
** Ranma ½ notwithstanding.
*** And if you thought that the closing themes for Popotan or Happy Lesson were ear worms, just writing the name of Urusei Yatsura has got Lum no Love Song stuck in my head.
Hoshitachi ga kagayaku yofuke
Yumemiru no anata no subete.
Aishite mo anata wa shiramburi de.
Imagoro wa dare ka ni muchuu.
Oh yes,
here, in case you were wondering.
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or in the case of Buffy, a crappy pointless noisy riff
Hey! don't be hating on Nerf Herder.
You apparently liked the UY opening/closing animations more than
I. Aside from "Rock the Planet", I don't think I've seen a UY
op/ed that didn't make me want to put a fist through drywall.
That horrible giggle from the first TV opening... shudder
Posted by: Mitch H. at April 07, 2006 01:20 AM (iTVQj)
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I don't know what my reaction to the UY songs would be today. It was the third show I watched when I started taking anime seriously, so it had a pretty big impact on me.
Actually, I can find out pretty quickly. Where's my iPod? Right. Now w-a-i-t for it to boot. Oookay, the giggle is a bit much, but it's over with soon enough.
(The second anime I watched was Dominion: Tank Police, which was also great. The first one was a forgotten bit of fluff called Ultimate Teacher. This was pre-web, so I have an excuse.)
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I think it's a good heuristic despite you know who complaining about it.
I have a difference of opinion with Steven about the OP and ED of Banner of the Stars. I thought that the ED was great (as a music at least), and I have it on my iPod by J.Greely's method. But the funny thing is... it took me a few months to figure it out. It starts a little weak, so I always skipped it until some chance intervened. So, for me Banner is actually a matching hit for the heuristic.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at April 07, 2006 04:36 AM (9imyF)
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Pete, my ears are burning.
I notice that no one is disagreeing with me about Card Captor Sakura.
The single most important difference between American episodic animationand Japanese episodic animation is that American shows are always intended to be of indefinite length, just in case they're hits and may get renewed for another season.
The majority of Japanese episodic shows are expected to be only a single season, if not a half season, and as such they can actually tell a real story over the course of the show. When that's handled well (e.g. Noir) you can have a completely riveting series where every single episode contributes significantly to the story being told.
Of course, not every series manages to do that, but the majority of them at least try to. There still are series which are 24-26 episodes long which really should have been 12 (e.g. Chobits) or which have a substantial number of filler episodes (e.g. El Hazard, The Lost World) or which are 12 episodes but only really had 6 episodes of story to tell (e.g. Popotan) but at least they usually try to tell a long term story.
I would propose a different heuristic: generally speaking, half-season series (12-14 eps) average much better than full season or two season series.
Of course, there will be exceptions. Card Captor Sakura ran 70 episodes and was excellent, and Happy Lesson TV was mediocre at best. But when I go back and look at it, the majority of the series I really like the most were half-season: Haibane Renmei, Someday's Dreamers, Banner of the Stars, Magic Users Club, Hand Maid May, Serial Experiments Lain. The half-season format seems to force directors into an economy of story telling which generally results in a tighter story. (Not always, though; Key, the Metal Idol got through its half season and hadn't even begun to tell its story yet.)
It's another heuristic, of course, and like all heuristics it's not perfect. (As the old joke goes, if a heuristic was never wrong it would be an algorithm.) Thisheuristic has an added benefit, though: if it turns out that the half-season series you bought did suck, you're out less money for fewer DVDs.
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Pixy, I used the "italics" control quite a lot in that last post, and they all seem to have been ignored. They showed up as italics in the composition frame as I was typing, and I did not do a "preview".
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Pixy, please see my experiments on this thread. It seems that the script creates "strong" and "em" tags for bold and italics, and they don't work. When I manually changed them to "b" and "i" respectively, they did work.
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The OP for "Popotan" certainly concentrates on what the series expects to deliver to the audience, which is why it concentrates on closeups of various body parts of the main characters. (Sigh)
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The HTML editor I'm using has some great features, but it generates weird HTML - and it varies a lot between IE and Mozilla/Firefox. And then it has to contend with the Movable Type comment washer.
Let's see if I've fixed it...
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I always liked the music trailers over the narrative trailers. (They're also less labor-intensive to put together, and can be done earlier in the production process - you don't need voice actors or a director to put together a rockin' trailer.) ADV has (well, presumably still has) an absolute wizard at this. However, about a year and a half ago, they started emphasizing "narrative trailers", gah. IIRC, while narrative trailers aren't as fun for the end user, it's much better to have them on hand for retailers, who are the ones making buying decisions that'll make or break a series independently of whether anybody actually wants to watch it...
Also, a lot of viewers nowadays like to hear a bit of the dub, though I don't much go for it myself. (Whaddaya want? I was/am a subtitler, I don't watch dubs for a living! ;p)
The real reason why the OP and ED garner a lot of attention on the Japanese production side is simple - it's work that only has to be done ONCE. Yes, yes, good opening and ending and it enhances the show and helps sell it and yadda yadda, but fundamentally, it's 3 minutes of animation that you don't have to do over again every friggin' week. Essentially, because it's going to be run 13 or 26 or god-knows-how-many times, it's very efficient to pour extra work into that bit of animation.
Heck, some recent shows (Chrono Crusade springs to mind) have gone to air the first few episodes before the "real" opening was animated - they ran on air with a montage of shots from the show, then went to DVD with the "real" opening. Heh, Japanese animation production is very much a just-in-time industry, and it occasionally gets them in trouble...
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FWIW, some OPs are incredibly sneaky about what they're showing. Case in point is the opening for Azumanga Daioh.
It LOOKS like somesurreal conglomerate of clips thrown together over an oddly catchy song... but if you pay attention, it's a 90 second retelling of the ENTIRE SERIES! I didn't catch it until I watched the series for the second time, and then it surprised and delighted me.
Scary.
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FWIW, some OPs are incredibly sneaky about what they're showing. Case in point is the opening for Azumanga Daioh.
Chobits strikes me this way. The two of them are standing apart, alone. They bump into each other. They look. They regard each other for a moment. He is quite happy, but she gives no reaction.
Then there is this crazy pattern of digital-esque light around Chi's eye and she suddenly begins moving. She reaches out to him.
He accepted her, but she chose him.
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Pixy, whatever it is you did to the comment entry, the bold and italic buttons now seem to work properly: bold italic underline strike superscript subscript
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You know guys, those who want to deconstruct and hyperanalyze ought to watch Windy Tales (Fuujin Monogatari).
Anyway, while I intuitively agree with Heuristic 2 (H.1 := "Size") and Heuristic 1 (H.1 := "compute_suck(OP+ED)"), they seem weak even in conjunction when examined closer. The data which I have is quite inconclusive.
I pulled 3 boxes full of DVDs from the closet and compiled the list of Like factor (corresponds to Rewatchability), H.1 factor, H.2 in eposode units. The table has movies (from same boxes) and non-DVD thrown in too (for illustrative purposes), sorted by R.
S R H.1 H.2
Azumanga 5 3.5 26
Sp.Away 5 - M
Haibane 4.5 4 13
[Windy T.] 4.5 5 13
Kamichu 4.5 4 16
-- Naruto 3.7 5 180
Banner 3.3 3.5 13
Porco 3 - M
Dai-Guard 3 4.5 26
Stellvia 3 5 26
Chobits 3 3 26
Tenchi OVA 2.5 3.5 13
Furuba 2.5 3.3 26
Stratos 4 2 4 13
Excel Saga 1 3 26
Jubei-chan 1 3 13
Ga.Angel 1 3 Many
Drag.Half 1 3 2
ROD 1 4 3
[FLCL] 1 3 6
I was unable to calculate sensible corelation values, because of normalization difficulties. In case of H.1, there's a lot of randomness and self-selection, because my shelf has better shows than store shelf. See, no ones or twoes. Basically I never saw a complete stinker of an opener. For H.2, the trouble is in the scale. I mean, I do not even have CCS (70) or Maison Ikokku (96). But Naruto pushes 180! The other trouble for H.2 is how a bunch of stinkers has very small number of episodes.
But even so, it's obvious that H.2 is weak, in the sense that it gives good guidance for 13 and 26 group, but not for any oddballs. The way to apply it is to tabulate: 13 is factor 4.5, 26 is 0.5, everything else is 2.5.
H.1 is weak because truly horribly OPs/EDs are rare, so it fluctuates wildly and thus throws many exceptions.
It was a good fun to think about it, but I'm afraid we may be better without either H.1 or H.2.
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Ah.
I don't consider quality/likeability to be the same as rewatchability.
I think Cowboy Bebop is a brilliant show - and I have no intention of rewatching it.
(I think Connie Willis's Doomsday Book is brilliant, and I have no intention of ever rereading that either.)
I do think we need a bigger sample set, though. I just unpacked one, but I don't know when I'll get to analyse it...
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I thought that we were considering a purchase decision. In that context, R is the main criteria, because if you do not want to rewatch, you do not need to own something that can easily be rented.
Also, H.2 gives a good guidance indeed, I was mistaken calling it "weak". I got carried away with calculations which were futile. But if we simply split the table in three between Porco Rosso and Dai-Guard, and between Jubei-Chan and Galaxy Angel, the upper half is almost all 13s, middle part is almost all 26. Spooky, huh. Should've applied common sense earlier.
A bigger data set would be nice, but I'm lazy.
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Ah. Okay, I'm with you. I've never rented anime, because by the time there was anything worthwhile in the rental stores (in Australia) I was moving to fansubs anyway.
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You guys are the 30878 best, thanks so much for the help.
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Sorry, I'm going to hijack this comment thread for some experimentation.
This post uses the following formatting buttons from above: bold italic underline strike superscript subscript. All text was typed in, then selected with the mouse before applying formatting. I am not previewing before posting.
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This time I will preview before posting: bold italic underline strike superscript subscript
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bold1 bold2 italic1 italic2
The editing system seems to be using the "strong" tag for bold and the "em" tag for italics. At the preview I will change bold2 to use the "b" tag and italic2 to use the "i" tag.
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OK, Pixy says he's fixed it. Let's see: bold italic underline strike superscript subscript
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No.
Moron.
I know that you didn't expect or want an answer, Doug, and were merely seeking an opportunity to parade your ignorance and arrogance in front of the world, but you did ask:
...wait a minute, you're telling me that scientists have been preaching Godless evolution all this time without a legit fish-to-tetrapod missing link?! Well what were you using all this time on the fossil tree, science fiction? Luckily, no gap is so great between species that can make some scientists lose their faith in a dogmatic fundamentalist allegience to Materialist Darwinism.
And the answer is
no.
Moron.
You're welcome.
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I think someone put drugs in my drugs.
Maybe I should go to bed now.
Hmm.
Which way is the bedroom? Down? Down is good.
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It Just Worked Out That Way
Just to clear
one thing up - munu is not a commercial service. It's not just non-profit, it's non-revenue. That may change in the future, but at the moment we have a gross profit of zilch on an annual turnover of nothing.
Now, on the subject of web spiders: By default, Movable Type 2.6 creates CGI links for the comments and trackbacks for every post.
We have over 160,000 posts here at munu. (Just in MT 2.6.)
Back in November when we moved servers, we had about 140,000 posts. As it happens, when you dump and reload a MySQL database it loses all its indexing statistics. And with no statistics, it simply doesn't use the indexes.
So along came a spider, and decided to index all 280,000 CGI pages
against a database with no working indexes causing a near meltdown of a pair of dual-processor 2.8GHz servers.
Web spiders are now banned from our CGI directory.
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Fast? I'll Show You Fast!
333.25 mph? Sure, that's fast - for a
boat.
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...and pray there aren't any waves...
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 05, 2006 09:28 AM (7+BNY)
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Waves? On a dam in New South Wales?
You'd be lucky to have water.
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I admit I missed the damn part about the damn dam. Damn.
NSW is somewhat arid, I take it? Guess the Civ III map I play a lot is somewhat incorrect, then. Pity.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 06, 2006 08:37 AM (zBXYv)
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The eastern half of NSW is reasonably fertile country; the western half - places like Broken Hill, Cobar, Lightning Ridge - is pretty damn arid.
Normally. The last four or five years, the whole state has been suffering a drought, so it's the same as usual only more so.
(I like this description of Cobar Shire: With an area of 44,065 km2 the Shire is almost the same size as the whole of Tasmania. It is home to 7,000 people...)
South Australia, Western Australia, and the Northern Territory are where the real outback is, but living in Sydney you tend to forget how big and empty even New South Wales is. It's bigger than Texas but with one-third the population. To put it another way, Cobar Shire alone is the size of New Jersey, Connecticut and Delaware added together. Or if you ignore water it's as big as New Hampshire and Vermont combined.
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Happy Days
Caught the boss at a good moment and he signed off on the new server we needed. It will replace two old servers - which means that I get a dual Athlon with 4GB of memory for my desk.
With that much memory I can easily run three instances of Linux under VMware, which means that I can then retire the development box, the test box, and my personal Linux box.
Server consolidation: Coming soon to a desktop near you.
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Cool beans. New gear. About time.
Server consolidation is a good thing <sup>tm</sup>. But what are you going to do with all the existing boxes that the old server will replace ?

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Coolness:
In answer to your question (I am a Dirty Pair affciando from way back) the original Dirty Pair tv series 1-24 and 25 and 26 which were released as ova's were never licensed or released in the US except as fansubs. I recently got all of the dvds for this series from Japan and am in the process of subbing them. I have the same fansub scripts as you do and was wondering what in the heck JACO subs were. Now I know. Wish me luck, I'm doing this as my homage to Kei and Yuri as they were the ones responsible for getiing me in anime.
Good luck! I'll look for the link on AnimeSuki!
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(I think I must have blown it just now. Sorry if this is a double post.)
If you're still taking suggestions for your online video collection, how about the OP for "All Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku Nuku"? It's sung by Hayashibara Megumi.
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Good pick. Bouncy catgirl joy!
Unfortunately, I only have it on VHS, and it's probably still packed in a box.
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Well, I got the DVD that ADV released with an English dub in 2003. But my computer stinks anyway.
Fortunately, Allison Shipp plays Nuku Nuku - which means I can bear to watch it.
C.T.
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Ze Goggles, Zey Do Nothing!
For a forum devoted to high-end video systems,
this is mind-bogglingly hideous.
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Eeek. Thats pretty nasty.
Have you seen the revised Slashdot ? Its colour is chosen to entice a section of the population that doesn't read it.

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Germ Warfare
My throat hurts, my head feels like it's being squoze in a vice, my brain is made of boiled cabbage, my nose is runny, my ears are stuffed up, my voice is gone, and now I have a stomach ache -
but I've stopped coughing!
It really works.
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Attack Of The Ninja Highlighters
Two more lunatics dot their T's and cross their I's for us:
Charlie Sheen and
Mark Morford.
Wonderfully to-the-point
article in the Guardian (of all places):
Pay attention, civilians. Actor Charlie Sheen has been focusing his mind on the official explanation for 9/11. And you know what? He’s not buying it. “It just didn’t look like any commercial jetliner I’ve flown on any time in my life,†the Hotshots Part Deux star told a US radio station this week, “and then when the buildings came down later on that day, I said to my brother ‘call me insane’, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"
You’re insane. Next.
(via
Tim Blair and
J. F. Beck.)
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psst... Pixy... "dancing chibis"... pass it on...
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 31, 2006 04:19 PM (+rSRq)
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If youstart from the assumptionthat BUSH=HITLER, then suddenly everything else falls into place. All the lefty blogs make perfect senseand you realize that Charlie Sheen is actually quite coherent -- nay, a genius.
It helps if you draw a little mustache onBush's facewherever you see his picture.
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Idiots like these make me really angry. I suppose next they'll be telling us that there were never any planes, either, and that what I saw
on television that morning flying into the second tower was some just
great Hollywood special effects simulcast on all the networks via
government stealth-broadcast satellite. It's also pretty insulting to
the racial group who invented mathematics while western Europe was
still using their fingers and toes to count. I'd like to see Charlie
Sheen calculating wind speed velocity using Roman numerals...
The true bigots in America all seem to happily find their niche with the Left!
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Why does the label have to say "Whiskey
flavoured" when the flavouring used to impart the whiskey flavour is...
Whiskey?
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It has to do with FDA I think, like herbal remedies don't say that they "treat" but that they "help support healthy ...."
If it said "whiskey" then it would have to be taxed is another possibility... Hmmm, can one get drunk of "flavouring?"
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Conspirazoids
Tim Blair and
Brian Tiemann have commented on Robert Fisk's remarks suggesting that the collapse of the World Trade Centre was due to a conspiracy.
Well, of course it
was, but that's not the conspiracy that Fisk and a small army of other deeply confused individuals are thinking of. No; planes full of jet fuel could not do it; it had to be
controlled demolition involving
explosive charges
Never mind that this is completely impossible for a thousand reasons, such as, for example, the fact that there
weren't any such charges. Logic and fact mean nothing to these people; if you explain all the reasons why explosives could not have been put in place without it becoming open knowledge, they will suggest (this is a real example) that the explosives were mixed in with the concrete when the towers were first built.
...
What we are dealing with here is people who are blindingly stupid and wilfully ignorant, to the point where they are in effect functionally insane. That is, they are unable to apprehend or deal with the world as it is, and instead attempt to deal with the world as the imagine it to be. I mean, we
knew that already; Fisk's conspiracy ramblings are really just a case of running an orange highlighter over a significant paragraph.
Given that Robert Fisk is quite obviously crazy, his broad popularity with the left is yet another indication of the deep and growing separation from reality on that side of the divide. I have no particular insight on what to do about this. Making fun of them seems to offer the best return on one's effort, though it is of course lost on the targets themselves. I'm open to suggestions.
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Fortunately, in a democratic system we don't have to win the loonies over. We just have to make sure they're in the minority.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 30, 2006 06:21 PM (+rSRq)
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"the explosives were mixed in with the concrete when the towers were first built" - I nearly snarfed milk out my nose on that one... it's just a damn good thing that I wasn't drinking any to begin with. It constantly amazes me the more unlikely the explanation is, the more widely accepted.
Another take on Steven's response: You don't have to outrun the dragon, you just have to outrun the elf...
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I would suggest ignoring them, but then they will make themselves be noticed in the most annoying ways (Such as spoiling obvious unpolitical stuff like anime - it can get annoying seeing how the Japanese view the world in animethat I do not need domesticated stuff.).
Fortunately, people like Fisk and fellow believers are unlike the veteran of the 1st Marine Division and Guadalcanal I met the other day, in that Fisk et al. are not the ones defending us.
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My regular antihistamines contain dexchlorpheniramine maleate, but these flu capsules* contain just plain chlorpheniramine maleate. There could be leftist amino acids infiltrating my system right now.
This seemed terribly significant at 4 am.
* Actually Cold & Flu + Cough capsules. Two diseases and a symptom all for one low low price!
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