Dear month of June...

I hate you now.

You've pretty much sucked since the 9th and you just keep getting worse.
Thank GOD ALMIGHTY, and I do, that you're gonna be dead and gone your own self in about 6 and a half hours.

Rot in hell.
Bite me.
You sucked.

Sincerely,
me

P.S.
Dear July-
Don't even THINK about it.
Got it?
Good.

I canNOT believe Terry died while I was at Adrienne's funeral.
If "it" can get worse than that...
I don't need nor want to know.

Posted by: Stevie at 05:40 PM

Comments

1 Stevie, darlin. Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel about the month of June!

Posted by: Maeve at June 30, 2005 10:06 PM (6E1RR)

2 Stevie, you're supposed to be thinking happy thoughts. Here is a thought to brighten your day. Picture in your mind if you will, Brooke Shields giving Tom Cruise a tobasco sauce enema while he is being held down by several women with post partum depression. Imagine the dance he'll do when they turn him loose. I wonder if HE knows the history of tobasco sauce? :-)

Posted by: assrot at July 01, 2005 08:29 AM (ARCEn)

3 Okay, that worked.

My current happy thought is that I'm glad it was only coffee and not this lit cigarette that I just jetted out my nose...
*still lmao*

Cruise IS nuts, isn't he?

And, Maeve, I did actually hold back a little.
I didn't even use the word "fuck" in there.
'Course, I think I've hollered it, liiike, 42 times a day for the last three weeks or so.
*giggle*
Keep hearing these distant shouts back of, "Who?", "When?", "Where?", and shit like that, though.
I think I need a new word....

Posted by: Stevie at July 01, 2005 10:40 AM (1pmpY)

4 I have to agree,, June sucked the big one..

Posted by: James Old Guy at July 01, 2005 11:52 AM (s5wS/)

5 That is such a great image!

Gotta love it that old Tom gets some "healthy" treatment!

Posted by: dee at July 01, 2005 05:20 PM (sZnML)

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