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Subject: Windows XP New Joisey Edition
Dear Consumas: It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies udda Windows XP NewJoisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If youse got one a
dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It
reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When youse start da
program, instead a da usual hary stringy like music, you hear a little
Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note: Recycle bin is labeled "Newark" My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa" The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk" Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out" Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses" Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family
Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition: OK .. ... . . Sure ting Cancel . . . . Fugetaboutit Reset . . . . Start ova Yes . . .... . Yeah No ..... . . . Nah Find . ... . . Put a Contract Out On Browse .. . . Get a Looksee Back . . .. .. U-Toin Help . . ... . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa Stop . . . ... Knock it Off Start . . . . .Move it Settings . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got
copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta
problem wit dat?
Comments
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oh. my. gawd. yeah, i shoulda seen somethin' like dis comin' outta Joisey...LOL
man, that brings back memories...*sniff*
man, that brings back memories...*sniff*
Posted by: azure at January 01, 2004 07:06 PM (mAS1c)
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
A couple of years ago a friend and I came up with an idea for Joisey Magic 8 Ball with answers like:
F'getabou'
Hell no
What am I, Dear Abey?
Fawck yeah
You do'wanna know
A couple of years ago a friend and I came up with an idea for Joisey Magic 8 Ball with answers like:
F'getabou'
Hell no
What am I, Dear Abey?
Fawck yeah
You do'wanna know
Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 01, 2004 07:39 PM (8qkoi)
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