Unbelieveable...
While I was at Dad's yesterday, some fuckin' fungus-brain got into this computer and screwed it all up.
Oh sure, it changed the homepage shit from Yahoo to their 'pay-per-click' shit and all that fun, but what really frosts my flakes is it erased my goddamn favorites list...which included my way to get here. And, my blog page and all the cool shit I've found on here. Fuckin' asswipe jerkoffs replaced it with their porn shit.
Then, I got up (again...sigh...lol), came back here, ran Adaware AGAIN, selected everything it found and deleted it ALL. Then, I found that list in there again and really got rid of it. Then, I hadda delete every damn one of their favorites and links and yes, I did empty the recycle bin and re-boot. About three times. Still couldn't for the life of me, remember the URL to get here. Can't get into the comments at Munu, either...'Cannot find server'....aw, fuck you, then. Oh, Gawd...I don't have the email from Pixy from September anymore, either...now where the FUCK did that go...Hmmm. "Shit's gotta be here somewhere", Paul says in my head. "Go back into yer mail"...so I did. Open one of his comments, clicked on the link to MY comments, shortened the address to end "cgi.mt" and....TA-fuckin-DA!!!! Found it. Thank you, Paul....Many Java kisses and no burning rubber smell to ya all day long, Hero-of-mine. So, I still have no farkin' idea how to recover all those favorites things and I'd REALLY like to find a way to make it impossible for PEOPLE to look up porn on here. It's fuckin' pathetic and sad AND it fucks ever'thing all up. (And, it wasn't Eric, either. He was with me....) I just want to disable that particular feature somehow, up to and including personally murdering the purveyors of such filth (and I'm referring to the 'extras', not the porn itself....) with my bare hands, if that's what I have to do. I am officially sick of this shit, now.
Fuck with my blog....you die. I get that back, but still don't have my favorites, you get beat to within an inch of death and left to feel it and suffer. Fuckin' assholes. Oh...and my way to never lose this URL again? PEN AND PAPER!!! I wrote it down. Erase that, you imbecilic wastes of sperm.
Another deeeeeep breath... Okay. It's time to ask this now...What is this 'backup' shit I keep reading about? George (aka "Mr. Helpful") said "Once ya get all yer shit back (HA!), stick one a those disc's in there and put all yer shit on there."
Me: "Oh, cool. How?"
Him: "I dunno...."
Me: SIGH... So....I still need to know about this whole deal. What's 'backup'? How do ya do it? How often do ya do it? What good is it? Can ya just put yer shit back when some 'less-than-piece-of-human-shit' arbitrarily replaces yer stuff with their crap? What kinda discs? I need this broken down like a REMEDIAL shotgun. No such thing as 'too simple', here, except for me. I'm definitely too simple...ask anybody. They'll tell ya.
All I wanna do with thing is blog, IM cool people like Paul and Mad Bill and play the silly little flash games I find on here. I don't do porn or that sorta stupid shit, yet I'm the one who keeps having to 'pay' for it alla time. I have to fix, correct, find, replace, obliterate and try not to have a stroke in the process. No more. If anybody knows a way to completely block access to porn, please let me know. I have had exactly enough of this crap.
That's the biggest thing I wanna do. Then, I need to learn about this 'backing stuff up' stuff. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD ALREADY KNOW, by the way? Maintenence? Saving shit for real? Anything at all? (Yes...tons. But, tell me anyway...sigh)
Oh yeah...one other thing...after I ran Adaware the first time, it seemed to have disable my Earthlink Pop up Blocker. It's still here and says it's still on, but it's not working like it used to...or at all, actually. That, and the little calander page thing that showed the date in the icon tray down there on the right is now gone. How do I restore these things? If I can only have one, I want my Pop up Blocker back NOW. I have the idea that IF I had been able to restore that in the first place, this latest shit woulda never happened. (That's because of what I was told happened when everything went to hell, which is too long and complicated for me to even want to try to explain...Pop ups flying in from every direction..tons of 'em. It was crazy.)
Anyhow...help. (Please? I can tweeze a nose hair and go from 'annoyed' to 'leaky', if I have to...lol.) Update: Went to make a minor correction and found that, yet AGAIN, 'trackback' and pinging not working. My response to that? Pound sand, then go piss up a flagpole, ya fuckin' stupid thing. Ping this...(Both middle fingers flying...)
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I'm sorry about not getting ya covered with the backup thing. After the last episode, I thought we should kick one in, but we took care of other stuff & eventually ran outta time. I'm game for another marathon IM session on maintenance if you're up for it!
Oh, and it looks like Pixy might have a little trouble of his own....mu.nu blogs weren't available at all from here last night.
Hopre your bolld pressure's back under control.
Posted by: Light & Dark at December 26, 2003 04:28 PM (Hrm9v)
I don't use Earthlink, 'cause they pissed me off a long time ago, but I got the Google Toolbar which has a popup blocker.
Best of luck to you.
Posted by: Mr. Useless at December 27, 2003 06:48 AM (o7Wu0)
Posted by: Mr. Useless at December 27, 2003 01:25 PM (UuRWO)
Posted by: popup blocker at June 27, 2004 04:18 AM (KI8Vt)
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