I am a human cat-condo...
As I type, I've got two out of four kittens lying in my lap. My legs are getting numb from trying to keep it level and stable enough to hold them. Do they care? Nope. They just give me looks like "Moo-ooom...will you stop moving around? Ya woke me (us) up." Sigh. Then, just 'cause I'm so good at typing blindly AND with one hand, one of my two, huge, furry (long-haired) last-batch kittens decides he just HAAAS to be held. Dale's way of being "held" is to hug ya. Chest on chest, little sharp clawed arms around your neck-usually kneading your neck. Which is sweet, but PAINFUL. He also is sitting on the two kittens. HE doesn't care, but they do. And, I will if he does one of his patented cat-farts on 'em. Not only will I will compelled to leave the area, they will be singed beyond recognition. And, ya know how good burning hair smells....
Oh, thank God...Dale decided to go eat. Now, maybe if I make a kitten-hammock outta my nightshirt, I'll become ambulatory again. Or at least I'll be able to move.
I don't know where people get the idea cats aren't affectionate. Have you ever tried to go to the bathroom with 3 cats in your lap and seven more waiting their turn? Everyime I sit down anywhere, I get covered with vibrating fur balls.
Then there's the DOGS....
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