D.Y.F.E.Y.W?
(This is sooo cool...)
At my local grocery store, they have signs on the side of every cash register. They're red, about 6" long by 2 1/2-3" high. They have those letters -D.Y.F.E.Y.W.-on them. I get to mess with a different (teenaged) clerk every time I go in there. I'm usually bullshittin' with Eric anyway, so at some point, I mention the sign to the clerk. It usually goes something like this:
Me: Did they tell you what that sign really means?
Clerk: (Looks at it to get it 'right') "Uh.. yeah. Did You Find Everything You Wanted..."
Me: Yeah...that's what they say. What it really means is Did You Finally Empty Your Wallet..." (grinning)
At this point, the guys usually do that Joey Tribiani blank stare thing for a few seconds. The girls seem to be a little quicker....but, it always gets a laugh. I love it! With their empoyee turnover rate, it's endless.
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