Guess I'd better go read your email again, RJ
While you're waiting....
Two bulls-one young, one old-stood on top hill, looking down over a field of heifers.
Young bull turns to the old bull and says "Say, why don't we run down there a screw a cow?"
Old bull says "Better still...let's walk down and screw 'em all.
And...
Why do cows wear bells? 'Cause their horns don't work.
(not even one) cricket
Okay. Make me think, will ya?
There was this truck driver. He'd been on the road for weeks. He was riding down the road one day when he decided that, for a change, he wanted to ride a horse for a few hours. About a week later, he finally saw one. So, he pulls his truck over, jumps on and away he went. He was ridin' his ass off and doing really good. Then, all of a sudden, the cinch slipped and he wound up upside down, under the horse, beating his head on the ground. That poor guy thought he was gonna die.
And, he probably would have if the Wal-Mart manager hadn't come outside and unplugged it.
Had enough? I don't think so...
Why does a dog lick his cajones?
A. Because he can.
B. Because he knows he's gonna lick your face in about two minutes.
Two guys, sitting on the curb, watching a dog lick his nads. One guy says "Man, I wish I could do that."
The other guy said "I'd pet him first."
And, finally...
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's too hard for them to run in squares.
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