1 See? I can't do these things. I'll end up being Eraserhead.

2 Hey, Kid,

I called you last night to talk about
(caughtinthe) xmas, but you weren't answering.
I went to your blog to see if you were doing anything, and saw the rant about your vehicle
problems. Hmm. I figured if I rit me a tad on your comment page you might see it and call.Hmm.
I'll try you again when I get off my puter, since we're all night-owls here. I'm being dragged off to Mike's tomorrow to spend several hours in Turnpike traffic, and several more at his place, several more returning home tomorrow evening. Full day, it seems. ( How the hell does Santa get everywhere so damned fast?)However, We'd be glad to come get you Christmas
morning, stuff you (a) with food and(b) in the hot tub. If all this is too much, We'll pop up there next week with a big pot of chicken potpie,
and make you entertain us!

I'm busy right now wrapping presents with a minimum of paper and a maximum of tape and spit.
Luckily I've had to wrap only my wives' presents for the last 40 years. There ain't enough tape in America for me to wrap more than about half a dozen gifts!

Well, I'll stop violating your blog now and
try to call you.

Love you,

Dad

3 Now I know where I get my passion for duct tape. I thought it came from driving and having to fix my Ford pickups, but I guess it's hereditary. I'm bad to use half a roll of wussy ole scotch tape per package, myself.
Duct tape is ever s'much easier...lol. You can write on it, too. Kill two birds with one stone, and all. Seal the paper and have built-in name tags.

And, you can fix yer pickup along the side of the road, if need be...long as ya gotcher duct tape.

4 Merry Christmas, Daun - to you and yours.

Cheers!

5 Merry Christmas to you, too, John. Between you and Sarge (Sgt. Hook) I've got tears in my eyes now...lol.

6 Quite welcome, and happy holidays!

7 Happy Hoildays to you and your family, also, LeeAnn. You find the coolest quizzes! lol

8 ugh. I came up "wuthering heights". Woohoo. feel the excitement.

*hurl*