Dear Stupid, Bobble-headed Newscasters...
I've got a newsflash for you dillholes. Ready? There is no reason to disrupt "Scrubs" over some stupid blackout that started at 4:30pm...okay? Forget the fact that "Scrubs" is a damn good show and isn't even on half the time for God-only-knows what reason, yeah, we'll just put THAT aside.
First of all, dipshits, the people affected by the blackout DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY. How the hell do you expect them to be watching you? Secondly, people whose electric is not off don't really care THAT much. (Especially when it's a localized outage caused by a lightening strike or something.) Once it was ascertained that the outage tonight was caused by a fire at a power plant, not terrorists, you COULD have let it go. But, noooo. You stupid shit stains had to mess with "Scrubs" by having the President comment on it. Well, damn, I had a lightbulb that needed to be changed in my kitchen not five minutes ago. Could I have an hour or so of news coverage, please? Criminy.
I'm sure it gave all those asswits who want to terrorize us the giggles that we're so paranoid. Hell, they don't need to fuck with us, look what we do to ourselves. Bullies love it when they get you in this type of mind-set.
And, while I'm on newscasts, let me give you empty-headed weather forecasters a bit of advice:
When you are standing there, predicting snow ass deep to an elephant or torrential rain for three friggin' weeks or some other fucked up excuse for weather-get that smarmy, stupid-looking, fake, makes-me-want-to-beat-the-everlovin'-SHIT-outta-you grin offa your ugly faces. Assholes. People have to be out WORKING in this shit. WORKING-do you overpaid-for-a-job-that-amounts-to-lookin'-out-freakin'-window drones know the meaning of that word? Do you not realize, or care, that this shit is NOT fuckin' funny? I like to see even one of you sonsa-bitches spend a day working on this farm in the weather you find so amusing. You'd die. You'd either drown, bake or freeze to death. Which would be just fine. Because then I'd never have to watch you giggle your way through another weather forecast.
(And I'm not even pissed off, in a bad mood or anything. I just hate it when this shit happens.)
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