I cheated and now my hand is crippled
Awright, perv's...quit giggling. And, don't even say it.."That's not cheating...", because that ain't what I'm talking about.
Here's what happened...I was reading Tiger's blog the other night. I saw he had done the five question interview and needed someone to question, himself. I volunteered because it was fun the first time and all. So, he let me know my questions were ready. I went to get 'em and...my Gawd. I couldn't even get 'em to all turn blue at the same time, so I just wrote 'em longhand to type here myself. And, now my right hand is a useless claw. I swear to you, the muscles in the underside of my arm are tingling. Wait til you see them. They're cool as hell! But...they're long ones.
Because they are such looong, eloquent, imaginative questions and deserve equally as long, eloquent and imaginative answers and because I don't trust Blogsplat not to eat one huge post, I'm gonna answer them one post at a time.
Ya might as well go get a fresh cuppa coffee and a new pack of smokes....ready? (Oh, fer christmas sakes...it just occured to me that this explanatory post is going to wind up UNDER the other five. Sigh. Well, I'll just have to try to remember to at least post a post about this post after the other five. Got that?) (If you do, you should be worried...very worried.)
Here we go. Please keep your hands inside the car at all times and do not try to escape the restraints.....
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