Question Five
You just won a contest at a local radio station by correctly naming all four membrs of Devo after an extensive internet search and won your choice of cars on the lot down at Honest Hank's Used Car Emporium at the corner of Main and Elm across from the Pineland United Bank. You run right down to Honest Hank's Used Car Emporium and see three cars on the lot: a yellow 1977 AMC Pacer with two flats; a rusty brown 1979 Ford Pinto with fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror; and a black 1951 Studebaker Hawk with a Grateful Dead T-shirt pulled over the drivers side seat to conceal the exposed seat springs. Which do you choose and why?
The Studebaker for several reasons. I will not drive a yellow car. It's embarrassing. I won't drive a Pacer. It's worse than embarrassing. So that's as out as it can get. I've already had a Ford Pinto and an interesting experience with it and a deer. (See my previous post entitled "If ya don't believe me, ask the NJSP-Woodstown Barracks.) I don't wanna go there again, either. So that leaves the Stude. It's the right color. I'd take it just for the Dead T-shirt, anyway. There may be something interesting in the ashtray. Besides, I know several people who would probably trade me it for a Ford pickup.
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