Question One

You come home and discover a break in. You look around to assess what has been taken and find that the only thing missing is that someone has taken every one of your undergarments, even the soiled ones in the hamper. Who do you suspect and why?

This is hard to answer because 'I see London, I see France. I see no point in underpants' and I already told ya about me and bras in your comments. So, the only person who could swipe 'em is some super sleuth who could find 'em in the first place. Which lets out anybody I know...most of the people around here have a hard enough time finding their own asses with both hands in broad daylight.
Besides which, even when I did used ta wear 'em, I didn't soil them. I don't eat big ole breakfasts at Shoney's (or wherever) then go golfing, like some people I know of. Nor did I ever eat large amounts of Mexican food with loads of Tequila and sit there soiling them when I thought I was only farting, like someone else I read about...rotf.

Posted by: Stevie at 12:26 PM

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