You got questions? I've got answers... bitch.

Fuck a preamble, let's just get to it.

Apparently my sarcastic sense of humor is lost on you.

Yeah, it is. Two reasons.
First, because you're not remotely funny, which dovetails nicely with reason number two, which is that sarcasm is a shitty substitute for wit.

That's ok because the last time I checked, I didn't give a shit.

Finally. Something we agree on.

For the record, I like cats (I simply have a problem with moronic owners, such as yourself, who let them run wild, piss and shit everywhere and breed like wildfire).

Okay. This should be two seperate sentences. Parenthesis are used to indicate an "aside", not encompass an entire sentence.
Furthermore, if you "like" cats with your asinine attitude about them, I'd glad ya don't like me.
(Oh look. Another thing we agree on... pfft.)
Not to even mention the fact that I live on a farm. I don't own it or 90% of the cats on it, but I do try to take care of them, feed them and do whatever I can to help them.
Unlike you.
You know nothing about me, my cats or this particular situation, you opinionated, know-nothing WINDBAG.

Also for the record, I wouldn't actually feed a kitten to my snake. Well...maybe if she asked nicely.

The fuck you wouldn't. You've shown EXACTLY who and how you are all over Rob's comments and mine. Don't try to backpedal away from your own reality now.
Too late.

If you're such a die-hard cat lover, get your cats spayed/neutered and STOP contributing to the problem of overpopulation.

Again... proving your sheer ignorance of the facts here, asshole.

Keep your cats in the house where they belong, so that people like Rob don't need to shoot them.

For your (tiresome already) edification, I DO, you numbfuck. And, nobody "NEEDS" to shoot any cat ever. What they do need to park a bullet in is the skull of that baby-murdering 7 year old psychopath.
What you do about stray cats, or "other people's" cats is either go confront the owner, or lacking the BALLS to do that, you call Animal Control and they come trap Kitty and you're out of it. The only people who shoot cats are people who LIKE to shoot, hurt or otherwise harm them.
Like feeding them to snakes.
Like you.

Be a responsible pet owner and stop taking in more animals than you can afford. Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up.

Number one, you have no idea how many animals I have, can afford or choose to help.
Second, I put my money where it's needed. That would be into food, flea collars and meds for cats I don't even own, besides my own.
Third, this IS my blog and, truly, YOU are the one who needs to shut the fuck up. Especially here.
I'll say whatever pops into my head.

You suck.

See? Just popped into my head and out it comes.

Yes, I will choose a human life over an animal's any day of the week.

Yes, of course you would.
I believe that.
Just the same way you'd rather try to control someone, ANYone else, other than yourself. You try to tell Rob, his commenters and ME, now, what to say, how to think and what to do in their own lives.
You need professional help.

I'm funny like that and being a woman has nothing to do with it.

Um, wrong again. You've already established beyond all doubt that you are, in fact, not funny at all and yes, being a cuntbag woman has EVERYTHING to do with it.
Ya don't see MEN acting like this.

I think that at some point today, you should go take a good, long look at your drama queen self in the mirror. You ARE everything you hate about women:whiny, overreactive, emotional, vindictive, mouthy and ignorant.

First off, fuck you, okay? Typical woman....

To be blunt, I do honestly believe you were looking in a mirror yourself, when you wrote that line of horseshit.

How the fuck am I a drama queen?
Who is the one who is about to admit in the next paragraph that SHE is involved in a "pissing contest" over cats?
Hmmm, dipshit?
Isn't me.

When did I whine, especially to you, about anything ever?
I haven't.
I wouldn't waste my time, believe me.

Overreactive? Actually, Kreskin, I'm a lot less "overreactive" than I used to be. That's because I've learned what and who is worth becoming passionate about, which you are not, beyond this post.

Emotional? Probably. My period just got here.
I've named it Chablis.
It fits.

Vindictive... You ain't seen nuthin' yet, Honey.
Keep fuckin' with me if ya really want to see what "vindictive" means.
I do NOT suffer fools gladly and I don't suffer foolish WOMEN at all.
Yes, I am a mysoginist. Thanks to bitches just. like. you.

Mouthy? No fuckin' SHIT, Sherlock. Glad ya picked up on that. *rolls eyes*
(Is this the most clueless twat ever, or WHAT?)

Ignorant... Right. You come here, spouting pure shit about an entire subject about which you know nothing and I'm ignorant?
Yeah, okay.
You go on and believe that.

My only question is this: If you feel so strongly, why don't you have the balls to give Rob a piece of your mind? If Rob is entitled to his opinions about cats (for fuck sakes I can't believe I'm in a pissing contest over CATS of all things), why is no one else?
Posted by Chablis at June 7, 2005 06:28 AM

First off, this is TWO questions, so that first one is NOT your "only" one, is it, Miss Perfect, Miss Know-it-all, Miss Can't-even-keep-her-own-shit-straight?
Second, I DID mention to Rob his incongruity in bitching about birds shitting on his freshly washed car, then less than four hours later posting that he was "protecting" them from cats.
I, myself, thought that was pretty good.
Musta been.
Got no answer to it, which is a man's first defense when ya got him dead-to-rights. (Second "answer" is to shoot the bird, which just makes me laugh...) (And, by "shoot the bird", I mean the one fingered salute, not murdering an animal, so wipe your chin and quit slavering at the thought....)

And, Rob is entitled to his own opinion.
So is eeeeverybody else.
Liiiike, ME, for instance.
Which, if I'm not mistaken, is what I expressed here, on my own blog, not at Rob's, not on yours (if you even have one- don't know and care even less) and whom is it trying, again, to control someone else and deny someone the right to have an opinion?

That'd be YOU.

I don't go to Rob's and try to tell him how to act, who to be or what do to because I'M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU.
Simple, no?
I can pick up on the vibe that pissin' Rob off is no way to get things done.
That's called "provoking", which you seem to do quite well.
Congratulations.

"whiny, overreactive, emotional, vindictive, mouthy and ignorant drama queen...."

Yep. You nailed it just right.
Perfectly, in fact.
That is exactly what you are.

So.
What's yer fuckin' POINT?

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