1 Plod. Or possible plud. Yeah, I like plud.

2 plead....plead....spelled the same, but pronounced differently...then again....I'm drunk....so, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about...ehh....*hic*..

3 I know the past tense of 'shit' is 'shat,' but it just doesn't sound right to me. Plus it makes me think of William Shatner.

4 Well, that would explain his (excuse for) acting.

However, one of my favorite things to do is: when in a conversation with Eric or someone and we are discussing either high speeds or the need in some capacity for more effort on something that we (I) really don't feel like expending...I grasp the arms of the chair I'm sitting in and begin bouncing back and forth and up and down, hollering "She's breaking up...she can't take no more, Captain..." and such shit.

Other than that (and I know I'm probably going to go to Hell for this....it'll be about #9,027 in the list of reasons why, btw...but I hate Star Trek. I only ever saw one episode that didn't make me leave the room screaming and that was "The Trouble with Tribbles". They were cute.