*disgusted siiiiigh*

Honestly.

I am sooooo fuckin' annoyed right now.

And, it's stupid, too.
I know that.
BUT, thanks to the fact that my little terrorist asshole-buddy is enroute, it's enough to make me wanna do someone a serious injury.

Somebody stole a $7 tip from me.

AFTER I HUNG AROUND FOR A HOUR AND A FUCKIN' HALF WAITIN' FOR THE FUCKIN' THING!!!!!!

Yesterday, I had these two old ladies. Came in about 20 minutes before the end of my shift. I hate that. This is why.

I took care of 'em anyway, didn't slough 'em off on anybody else. Maybe I should have.

Anyway, they sat and sat and sat and friggin' SAT after they were done, for God only knows how long, because after an hour and a friggin' half, I'd had enough. The hostess chick offered to get the tip for me, which she did, wrap it up, which she did, and give it to a guy who was supposed to be working today, so he could give it to me, so that I didn't hafta sit there half the night.

All of them did all of that. There are witnesses and everything....
Got the tip, wrapped it up and put it where they put tips they hold for you.
Except, somebody else took it.

I hope they die.
They are a shitty excuse for a human in the first place and if their life sucks so damned bad they need to steal like that, they need to just go somewhere and die.

And, the thing is... I don't give a fuck about money.
I don't have any, I'm never gonna have any and I've seen what people turn into who live for the almighty dollar and I REFUSE to be of them.

If it weren't for my little terrorist fuckhead buddy coming, I'd be able to just forget this and stick with "Ain't gunna do THAT again. Next time, I wait for it.", which is all quite true, HOWEVER... I, thanks to PMS, wanna beat the shit outta whatever lowlife, scum-sucking piece of shit took it.

I hate this shit.

Do you have ANY idea how frustrating it is to be under the influence of PMS? Jesus Baldheaded CHRIST, I hate it.

Yesterday at work, prior to being ROBBED, I had a hunka time when I got slammed and one old lady decided to get shitty about her less-than-stellar service.
Between her shit and the fact that I hate being "in the weeds" because it's so hard to recover from sometimes, I wound up in tears. On the floor, delivering food with tears streaming down my face.
I was PISSED.

Shut her ass up, though, didn't it?
Yes, it did.

But, my point is... crying one day, wanting to commit murder the next.

Either it's PMS, or I've finally snapped.
And, I don't see any dudes in white jackets with nets or anything, sooo I'mina hafta go with PMS for a thousand, Alex.

A thousand joints, a thousand Xanax, or better still a thousand morphine pills.

Yeeeeah man.
That'd work.

So would beating the snot outta some loser asshole, though.
What to do, what to do?

Hmmm.
Don't got no morphine.
Do, however, still "got" my steeltoed boots on.

Wanna lay a bet as to which direction I'm leaning?

Where's one a AcidGod's trolls when ya need one?
Stupid fucks.
One of the few times ever they'd be useful for something and OF COURSE, they ain't around.
Dipshit losers.

Anybody need anybody severely beaten?

I'm willing to drive a ways to do it, too.
Don't hafta be local to me.
Just an asshole.

Seven bucks would cover it, too.
Or those thousand morphine pills...
(Ah, finally. A giggle outta me. Took long enough, damn.)

Motherfuckers, man.
Why do people hafta do this shit or why ain't I one of them?
Either people need to cut the shit, or show me how to DO the shit, 'cause this, the way it is now, sucks sweaty donkey balls.

Actually, it always has sucked, being one of those people who don't lie, cheat and steal as a matter of course when you're in a world of people who do.

And, they always profit from it AND get away with it.

I, on the otherhand, always get fucked over, hurt, ROBBED, and for YEARS, wanted to just die.
Even tried to "facilitate" that option a coupla times.
Bastards.

But, don't worry. I'm not considering that an option NOW. I'm just disgusted.
Pissed.
Sick of it.
And, again stating that in my next life, I'd better goddamned well be a GUY!!!!
Fuck this PMS shit.
I'm even more sick of THAT than I am people and we allll know how I feel about them.
The "for shit" ones, I mean.
Not every single swingin' dick on the planet, just the ones that get shoved up my ass.

There is a semi-sane part of me that hopes I never do find out who did this.
Because, if I do... God won't be ABLE to help them.
(I wanna say "Ya know?" right now, but after Rob's post about that, I think I'll skip it....)
(Ya know?)
(lmao)

Guess I'll go bite a tree or something.

I'll be back.
stupidfuckin'tipstealin'scuzzbucketdickheadwhoeveryaareIhateyou..... ohyeahanddon'tforgettoDIE!!!!!

Posted by: Stevie at 06:25 PM

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