Oh, good God....

I guess I shoulda just answered the comments to the last post in the comments as they came.
Maybe then, people woulda "got it" about a coupla things.

First off, I wasn't pissed.
I truly was NOT typing in a fit of rage. Nor am I now.
I've done that before and I remember how it feels and that wasn't one of the times.
Jeez, I only used "fuck" a coupla times.
When I'm in a state of high piss off, that word spontaneously appears at least once every sentence.

Second, I'm perfectly aware that Rob can take care of himself.
All I said was that a post of his brought the whole subject matter to mind.
Besides which, I kinda ENJOY being a FEMALE who not only agrees with 90% of what he says, but taking it about 25 steps further and saying what he'd get castigated for saying. "Howard Stern with big ol' boobs"... remember that.

Plus, as a female especially, I kinda enjoy cuttin' the horseshit and getting straight to the point, which is, was and always will be that high maintenence cunts suck and make the rest of us look bad by association.

My blood pressure is fine, thank you for being concerned and just know I'm smiling as I type that.
(Really. I'm fine and was when I did that post, too...)

I just got called a sexist in the last comment.
Am I?
*snort*
Oh fuckin' well, if I am.
I'm probably a chauvinist, too, if that word really does mean that men are better'n women.
'Caaaause I believe they are.

Wanna know what else?
I also believe that about 90% of what is wrong with men was done to 'em by... say it with me, now... WOMEN.

Just like humans came along and fucked up a nice thing when God invented 'em and put 'em on this planet, women did the same thing to men.

This planet was fine, filled with just animals, and I firmly believe it'd be in lots better shape NOW, if God had stopped a day sooner with his inventing than he did. Say, BEFORE he did people...
Men were just fine, too, til fuckin' stupid women starting messing with their heads, hearts and every little move they make and word they say.

A lot of things in this world were just fine, til women started yapping and gettin' stupid.

Prepare to getcher panties in a bunch...
The "women's movement" was a buncha shit.
So was/is the whole "ERA" thing.
Wanna know what "ERA" stands for to me? Primarily, it's "earned run average". Second definition is "laundry detergent".

Women don't want "equal rights". They want all the rights, with men having NONE.
They don't want to be treated as "equals". They want to be seen as men's "owners" or something that a man can't or shouldn't be allowed to even function without.
Bullshit.
And, if ya don't believe me, spend a day sitting in a family courtroom, or even just in the hallway outside a family courtroom and see who it is that comes out looking "vindicated" and who it is that comes out looking dazed, confused and thoroughly fucked over.
And, keep in mind... the truth about who the villain really is matters not.
In fact, even when it's proven beyond a doubt who the evil bastard is in any given situation, it STILL doesn't matter as long as said evil bastard has a pussy.

And that, friends and neighbors, is bullshit in the purest ray serene.

I'm just hoping that karma catches up with these lying bitches in my lifetime. I'm simply all a-quiver, waiting to see women get what they truly deserve.
Hell, I wanna help dispense that karma, if I can. I want to run at that pendulum, hit that sucker at full speed, and help swing it back toward the men's side of life, actually. As many times as it takes, too.
After what women have done to me, my mind and a large part of my life, I think I oughta be "utilized" in a revenge capacity.
It'd be FUN.

Not to even mention...
Men usta be men, ya know?
John Wayne, for instance.
How the FUCK did we get from men like the Duke to pussies like Phil Donahue?
Who's fault is that whole phenomenon?
Guys do that crap to themselves, did they?
I don't think so (Tim).

And, can anyone tell me just WHERE it is that some "women" get the idea that they're so special or so wonderful that a man, or anybody ELSE on the planet, needs to jump through hoops, kiss ass and follow a bunch of senseless, arbitrary "rules" to be around them while they sit back and act any goddamned way they please?
Who fed them this shit?
That's who it is that really needs a jawjacking.
Seriously.
(Still not pissed, by the way...)

(And, by the way, "Briar"-person... what in the HELL were you googling that you found that post? "Women are cunts"?... *lmao*)

Is it my fault that nine and a half outta every ten worthless pieces of shit I've known in my life were women?
I didn't seek them out.
I didn't ask them to fuck me over like they all did.
THEY chose to do that.

And, yeah, I've been hurt by men, too, BUT... it was because of what some other female had put 'em through.
I can excuse men's "bad behavior" because I understand it.
Can't and won't do that for women, because there IS no understanding them, now is there?

Sam Kinison... genius.
Robert M. Smith... victim/survivor.
Eric... victim/survivor.

These guys are my "holy trinity".
When I hear shit about shit that shitty women have done, these three flash through my mind in a nano-second and therein lies my responses to fuckin' women.
Like Sam said... I don't advocate beating the shit outta women, but I UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!

(And, for the record, if I really did have balls, I'd be laughing 'em off right now...)
Well, yeah, I know.
I do have balls.
Brass ones, according to my dead mother.
Heh.
The one thing she was ever right about...

Anyway....
Here are my "rules":
1. Women suck.
2. If you're a woman, 9 outta 10 times when ya open your mouth, I wish you'd just shut up. For all our sakes, if not your own.
3. I absolutely love Rob and will stand toe-to-toe with ANYBODY who wants to debate this issue. Or any issue about him. That man saved my life, okay? He saved my mind, too (what little I had left). Just ask my Dad. Hell, even Dad's wife said "Thank God for your blog..." because of how much it's helped me grow and change for the better. Well, that's fine. Thank God all ya want. Just don't forget to thank Rob, too. To me, the man is a hero. Not only did he air his broken heart and save me by doing so, he's also been just about more fucked over by one woman than I was all the useless bitches I've been stuck knowing put together. And... he's still standing tall. Walking tall, if you will. (If you won't... then bite me.)
4. Say what you really feel. The truth is the most important and least utilized thing in life. The ones who matter won't mind and the ones who mind don't matter. At all. In fact, if someone "minds" you speaking your mind, hence your "truth", that is a sign to RUN!!!!! Only control-freak assholes want to censor people, right?
Right.

Oh, and here's about as close to Rob's particular situation as I'm gonna go...

These stupid people (women) who keep giving him so much shit about what he says and does call themselves his "friends".
Well, excuse me, buuuut....
In the real world, the definition nof the word "friend" is NOT: One who knows you and has met you in person and maybe even talks to ya on the phone and therefore has the right to expect certain behaviors from you and for you to CHANGE for them and be someone you're not. It also doesn't mean: I will have an understanding of what you've been put through, will dismiss that, and expect perfection from you anyway.

In other words, if you're gonna hang out with a painfully wounded lion and ya happen to be of the same species that did him his grievious injuries, ya kindaoughta expect to see teeth, hear growls and if ya don't have the brains to back the fuck off, even get bit now and then.
Not his fault.
YOU choose to be around him and then get all "offended" when his primal nature shows.
Da fuck do ya expect after what he's gone through?
I'll tell ya what you expect... y'all expect him to put aside alla that and treat you "special", which... you ain't.
In fact, the instant you start "expecting" shit from him, you're proving yourself to be the exact same kinda bitch/witch/woman that his ex is.
You suck him in with all this "friendship" shit, get him to feeling halfway comfortable with you, then change up on his ass.

In my world, if he actually gets to the point where he's being himself around you, that's a GOOD thing. Not something you need to try to change.

If ya can't run with the big, honest dogs without pissing and moaning and bitching about it, stay on the goddamned porch and just watch the rest of us have a blast.
'Cause, we are, ya know.
Laughing at your hypocrisy and horseshit and most of all... YOU.
So sad when the worst offenders are so blind to their own bullshit behavior.
Sad, but incongruously funny, too.
You stupid, sad people are doing the EXACT SAME THING you give him so much grief over... showing the truth of what you are. Which, in most of your cases, is insecure control-freaks.

Next time Rob speaks the truth and you feel your panties waddin' up, instead of firing off a missive to him about how wrong he is to think and feel the way he does, maybe ya oughta write to YOURSELF about why you have such issues with the man and the truth.

I'm just sayin'.
(And, nope. Still not pissed...)

Posted by: Stevie at 07:06 AM

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