A comment on three comments...
Dad and Catfish have been making me laugh the last day or two and when I saw the comments, I meant to answer them then, buuuut...
I din't.
Shoot me, ya know? Any ol' way... The other day, when it became the day after the day Dad said he'd write by, I got a little bent and wrote, "Sooo... Dad...".
Then, we had (apparently, anyway) "Return Your Plate" day at work.
Then, last night, the whole deal with my stupid tie. So, in order of the posts, hence the coments... here we go. Dad, yeah, that was from before we did the emails thang. I was gettin' a tad annoyed there for a minute. Over with now. (Actually, it was over once you finally wrote... *rolls eyes and grins*) Cat... Aw, it ain't that bad, usually, but damn- that day was a bitch. Biggest difference between this "not s'hot" day and any other I've had was that I didn't get blamed by the cooks, which is pretty much standard no matter where ya work. It's always the same in that respect.
The customers bitch you out and stiff you if the cooks suck and if the customer sucks and is a tremendous pain in the ass, the cooks blame you, rather than admit their cooking blows or that they're taking too long getting the shit cooked, ya know?
But, this time, with "Goldi-Bacon-Locks"-man, not even our most vehement cook (Leo) was pissed at me, blessedly enough. But, oddly, the fact that they were being nice just made me wanna shut the customer up even more, sooner and with force, if necessary.
That dipshit.
*lol* And Dad... we need to flesh that out. "How tight will a waitress tie her tie and around which appendage..."
Or, we could do a "A waitress will plot yer death if" kinda thing, like Jeff Foxworthy.
Or maybe we could work out a sliding "tip" scale, based on exactly how much of an unmitigated pain in the balls a customer is during their visit. An "Aggravation Surcharge", if ya will... Ooh, I like that idea.
I'd be rich inside of about a week with that. Back soon.
Gotta go think about, plan, but not actually do the house cleaning type shit for a while. Peace
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