Ladies... not that y'all are gonna listen or anything....
But, I am COMPELLED to make the effort here...
A little tip for youse chicks... Men, as well as other chick-type people, may not have to struggle so hard to quell the desire to strangle the FUCK outta ya if you could POSSIBLY do what you say yer gonna do ESPECIALLY when it involves borrowing something from someone... like, for instance, a fellow chick-type person, such as MYSELF. Liiiiike... if ya can't find your own goddamned tie and ya ask to borrow mine and I'm actually brain-damaged enough to let ya use it, providing you leave it at work when you get off, LEAVE THE TIE AT WORK WHEN YOU LEAVE. How hard is that? Is it as hard as driving all the way to work, only to discover you now have to drive even further down 611 to retrieve said tie because said tie is not at said place of employment? I don't THINK so. It's not a bit of a wonder to me that men spend approximately 99.99999% of their time plotting the expungement of the female species offa the planet. Things would be much easier that way, after all. Men...anyt'ing I can do to help ya's out wit' dis, lemme know, okay?
*honk, spit and a crotch grab*
Yo.
Seems like an appropriate offer and set of gestures to me, seeing as t'how I'm going through alla this shit on behalf of a TIE, ya know?
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