Gawd, whatta day...

If I hadda carry one plate back to the window, I hadda carry 40.
Fuckin' people.

Shit's too cold, too ugly, my bacon's too hard, now it's too soft and now... "Now, can I cram it up yer ASS? Plate and all? DickHEAD?"

The third time I had to do this, I walked back there, set the plate on the ledge, looked at (one of) the owner(s) and said "Look. Just kill me now, okay? Before he does?", pointing at Leo.

They both laughed, thank God. And, this was AFTER Leo almost made one girl quit and ragged another half to death.

I got to actually touch the guy and NOT pull back a bloody stub, so I'm happy.
That one girl, though... she kept begging me to use my steel toed boots on his ass.

*raised eyebrow*

Yeah.
I don't think so.
Not this guy....

Call me selfish, but I like the original bone structure of my face, okay?

Good kooga mooga, y'all...

Then, the Rock busted me, he THOUGHT, lookin' at his ass, but I wasn't.
Then.

Later, however, AFTER he'd put the idea in my head, I did happen to notice some kinda shit on his pants and even risked my whole earlier "Nuh-UH!" arguement to point it out to him.

Men.
Gotta love 'em, 'cause if ya didn't, you'd be kickin' their asses 24/7, huh?

Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, buuuut... knives are quiet.
*weg*

Anyway, I'm currently baking cookies and watching a Monkees tape and I intend to get this house clean before I go to bed.

Shit.
Just remembered.
Also hafta bring the damned dogs in, so "we" can fix the bathroom drain pipe under the house. They seem to have disconnected something under there. Need it reconnected, like NOW, ya know?

What fun.

Also wanted to mention that I haven't made nor forgotten those three phone calls I have planned.

It's gonna happen.
Just not sure when.
I keep waiting for "the right time" and things won't stop long enough for it to BE the right time, so if I don't get it done tomorrow, it will be this weekend.

In the meantime, I wanna go get everything I can think of done and outta the way, so I can talk to these guys.
I don't wanna be interrupted when I do, know what I mean?

Okay.
Back to the cookie assembly line, then.

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 06:22 PM

Comments

1 You need a better job

Posted by: catfish at May 05, 2005 08:37 PM (r6njW)

2

Remember, the bacon MUST be hard if you're gonna stick it up somebody's ass. Also, have you thought of the fact that a tie is a good thing to choke someone with if they don't return your tie. And who would suspect foul-play if a waitress was found with her tie tied tight. (Hmmm, sort of like 'how much wood would a woodchuck....'

Love

Dad

Posted by: haveayen at May 07, 2005 02:01 AM (X3UAW)

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