While I'm on this 'subject'...
There was a cop I used to work with named Gary DiPietro, who told me another very strange thing that guys in the military (allegedly) do that...I just don't wanna believe. And, yes, I'm fully aware of the fact that Gary would tell me something like this just to mind-fuck me. Matter of fact...he DID.
He said that in some branch of the military (I forget which one he said), they give you this survival training that includes these pills....that you can put into a container of yer own pee, thereby rendering it into a beverage...of sorts. Is this true? God, I hope not. I'm not making this up, either. Gary was one of a whole township's worth of cops who tried to get me with that MICHAEL Hunt thing from "Porky's". Among other things that included handcuffs, my dispatch chair, another cop stuck in the bathroom in my office and Pepperspray. Ya don't wanna know...lol.Or maybe ya do...It was funny. Twisted and fucked up...but funny.
Cops. Ya gotta love 'em (because their armed!). Anyway...about these 'pee-turned-into-a-frothy-beverage-pills'. True or just more horseshit? (If it is true, which branch has to do it? So I'll know where to send the case of TicTac's, ya know?)
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There are certainly water purification tablets that, I imagine, would actually serve that purpose. But if you're at that level of urgency I suppose you'll do what you've gotta do.
Training's sure to be a bit nasty though.
On another note: "handcuffs...dispatch chair... stuck in the bathroom... pepperspray" and we don't wanna know? AGAIN with you and the aqua velva! I'm tellin ya it's gettin high time for an intervention here.
Training's sure to be a bit nasty though.
On another note: "handcuffs...dispatch chair... stuck in the bathroom... pepperspray" and we don't wanna know? AGAIN with you and the aqua velva! I'm tellin ya it's gettin high time for an intervention here.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 06, 2003 03:11 PM (jRssG)
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lmao
I probably should go on and tell those stories. Cops can be so silly. lmao
I probably should go on and tell those stories. Cops can be so silly. lmao
Posted by: Stevie at December 07, 2003 03:05 AM (8W949)
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WatPu (What?Phew!) is what WE called 'em (Army), and while they work, I don't recommend them. Of course, pee isn't the usual liquid they're used in (and we never had to try that), but they work on water you're not sure is all that chemically pure. Frothy? Kinda, in a Cool-Whip sort of way. Appetizing? Not in your wildest dreams.
Posted by: Minerva at December 07, 2003 03:55 AM (rzNqL)
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Hi ya, whoever found Gary here on 10/24/04...
This is the nut who writes this shit...
If that was Gary, HEY HONEY!!! How ya doin'?
If not, tell him I said "Hi", okay?
Now, I just re-read this post and where I said Gary probably told me that just to mind fuck me, I didn't mean that in a bad way. He was always coming up with shit to lay on me, because I believed all the shit he told me... lol.
Meant no disrespect to the guy at all.
In fact, he was one of my favorite guys to work with...
Hey, Gary, if it is you... remember that time I fucked up and asked for help for you when you were trying to restrain that guy that time and I said the dreaded words "Officer down"...? I meant ya fell to the floor with the guy, but that's not how THAT came across, was it? *shaking head and giggling*
Jeez....
Anyhoo, Gary's great, I love the guy and I hope he doin' great....
This is the nut who writes this shit...
If that was Gary, HEY HONEY!!! How ya doin'?
If not, tell him I said "Hi", okay?
Now, I just re-read this post and where I said Gary probably told me that just to mind fuck me, I didn't mean that in a bad way. He was always coming up with shit to lay on me, because I believed all the shit he told me... lol.
Meant no disrespect to the guy at all.
In fact, he was one of my favorite guys to work with...
Hey, Gary, if it is you... remember that time I fucked up and asked for help for you when you were trying to restrain that guy that time and I said the dreaded words "Officer down"...? I meant ya fell to the floor with the guy, but that's not how THAT came across, was it? *shaking head and giggling*
Jeez....
Anyhoo, Gary's great, I love the guy and I hope he doin' great....
Posted by: Stevie at October 24, 2004 03:56 PM (4PAP2)
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