Do what?
Okay...I need a guy to explain this to me.
I'm almost done with "Lennon in America". Sean says something in here, after John was murdered, that I don't think I quite understand.I understand completely, on many levels, the remark John made that I think says so much about Michael Jackson. I also understood a thing I saw about depression. But, this...this is weird. And, I quote:
"I don't miss John Lennon the persona, I miss my fuckin' Dad. I miss the guy who showed me how to clean my penis when I was peeing."
Now, I ask you...what da hell does that mean? Besides, of course, that Sean is one strange kid.... I must be missing something....right? I mean, do guys do this? And, if they do...why? And, how do you do this without....hell....just how you do this? I just cannot wrap my mind around this. It's too...something. It just leads to so many questions...
Anyway....anyone care to enlighten me on this, please?
Comments
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Sounds like we got a perv. No "cleaning" is needed, just a few shakes.
Posted by: Grey Biker at December 06, 2003 10:55 AM (KndMC)
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that's pretty weird...just a few shakes does the trick..
Posted by: Eric at December 06, 2003 11:20 AM (fZKKx)
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Yeah, see? That part, I know about. Hell (giggling), I even got to do that a few times, myself. Of course, I tend to get a little carried away shaking the thing like a maraca and hummimng the "Conga-line" tune, but I have seen that.
However, if that's what Sean is talking about, he communicates fer shit.
lmao
That just is NOT the visual he leaves me with, ya know?
It also reminds me of another 'military guy' thing I heard.
(Off to post that, now...)
However, if that's what Sean is talking about, he communicates fer shit.
lmao
That just is NOT the visual he leaves me with, ya know?
It also reminds me of another 'military guy' thing I heard.
(Off to post that, now...)
Posted by: Stevie at December 06, 2003 01:34 PM (zEQ2A)
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Wanna see something funny? Go to a gas station during a busy stretch and watch the difference between the way men & women pump gas. Men almost always give it a couple shakes.
As for lennon? He's his father's son, take him with a grain of salt as his dad should have been.
As for lennon? He's his father's son, take him with a grain of salt as his dad should have been.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 06, 2003 03:18 PM (jRssG)
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Ok...you asked...
An uncircumcised penis needs to be cleaned daily. What better time to do so than when you already have the situation 'in hand'? Especially for a kid, who probably doesn't take a bath/shower everyday.
And good on John for teaching him ,instead of leaving it to his mother.
And no, I have no first-hand experience. Thank you Dr. Father.
PS. Why is it that people assume that anything sex-related they don't understand must be 'weird' or 'perv' related?
An uncircumcised penis needs to be cleaned daily. What better time to do so than when you already have the situation 'in hand'? Especially for a kid, who probably doesn't take a bath/shower everyday.
And good on John for teaching him ,instead of leaving it to his mother.
And no, I have no first-hand experience. Thank you Dr. Father.
PS. Why is it that people assume that anything sex-related they don't understand must be 'weird' or 'perv' related?
Posted by: LightandDark at December 06, 2003 04:07 PM (Hrm9v)
Posted by: LightandDark at December 06, 2003 04:08 PM (Hrm9v)
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Paul, Sweetie, yer scarin' me, now...
First of all, am I correct in assuming that this 'cleaning' is done with the pee? THAT'S what I can't begin to comprehend.
Secondly, what does peeing have to do with sex? NORMAL SEX, I mean. I'm not talkin' 'golden showers' or anything...lol.
Purposely slathering urine on yerself is weird, whether it's for cleaning or sexual purposes.
Ain't it?
(Please be sayin' 'yes', please be sayin' 'yes'...)
First of all, am I correct in assuming that this 'cleaning' is done with the pee? THAT'S what I can't begin to comprehend.
Secondly, what does peeing have to do with sex? NORMAL SEX, I mean. I'm not talkin' 'golden showers' or anything...lol.
Purposely slathering urine on yerself is weird, whether it's for cleaning or sexual purposes.
Ain't it?
(Please be sayin' 'yes', please be sayin' 'yes'...)
Posted by: Stevie at December 07, 2003 02:01 AM (8W949)
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The peein' and the cleanin' are completely separate processes, but most conveniently done consecutively when the tool is close at hand...so to speak.
What does peeing have to do with sex? For most people? Nothing. Except of course the fact that both use the same part of the male anatomy. And as for weird? Well, I gave up along time ago trying to classify what turns people sexually.
Different from what I enjoy? Yes. Does that make it weird? Depends on whose perspective you're using. For example, there are still people in Africa who use urine to clean cooking utensils and water vessels. The ammonia in it kills certain bacteria.
And watch out with that term 'normal sex' It'll bite ya in the ass every time. Ya wanna talk average, OK. But normal? Good luck defining that.
What does peeing have to do with sex? For most people? Nothing. Except of course the fact that both use the same part of the male anatomy. And as for weird? Well, I gave up along time ago trying to classify what turns people sexually.
Different from what I enjoy? Yes. Does that make it weird? Depends on whose perspective you're using. For example, there are still people in Africa who use urine to clean cooking utensils and water vessels. The ammonia in it kills certain bacteria.
And watch out with that term 'normal sex' It'll bite ya in the ass every time. Ya wanna talk average, OK. But normal? Good luck defining that.
Posted by: LightandDark at December 07, 2003 02:28 AM (Hrm9v)
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Alright...now yer killin' me.
There's a joke in there somewhere about 'normal' being 'relative' that includes the sex angle.
I'mina just let it go...lmao
There's a joke in there somewhere about 'normal' being 'relative' that includes the sex angle.
I'mina just let it go...lmao
Posted by: Stevie at December 07, 2003 03:07 AM (8W949)
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I give up.
Posted by: LightandDark at December 07, 2003 01:47 PM (Hrm9v)
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