Aw, fuck this....

There's a new Blog contest goin' on that, since I'm pissed about it I won't mention specifically because it's not the authors fault I'm pissed, where apparently I'm not funny or female.
I nominated myself (first time ever) and entered the contest (again first time ever and LAST!!!) for 'funniest' and 'female authored'.
I can see why I may not have made the 'funniest' catagory. Dead goats and Bill are not funny and that's what the person who skimmed the blogs probably saw here. Fine. Not funny lately.
But FUCK-
I AM A FEMALE!!!!
Ya fuckin' asshat. (Again, not aimed at the author of (not)said blog...)

Bite me.

This is exactly why I do not bother with all these weekly 'contests'. I thought I'd try it, though. I did and it sucks not even qualifying as a female, fer fuck sake.
Screw this shit. I'll not waste my time again.

Thanks a load, whoever did it. The name is available...I just don't care enough to go find it again.
You suck. (Typical fuckin' woman.)

Posted by: Stevie at 03:22 PM

Comments

1 If you ain't both, I don't know who is.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 05, 2003 04:07 PM (jRssG)

2 *HUGS*
Thank you, Sweetie...

Posted by: Stevie at December 05, 2003 04:11 PM (H+KzJ)

3 Your turn around time on comments is really strange.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 05, 2003 04:16 PM (jRssG)

4 Lest anyone think I ignored this last one...I answered him at his place.
Strange...definition of which is "fast", btw.

Posted by: Stevie at December 05, 2003 04:32 PM (H+KzJ)

5 You are definately female and funny. Them city folk just don't understand us, sweetie.

Posted by: Grey Biker at December 05, 2003 09:30 PM (eeJ3y)

6 Thank you, Love. I did that against my better judgement, anyway.
No more, though.
I'm happier and much better off with you guys.

Posted by: Stevie at December 05, 2003 11:26 PM (zEQ2A)

7 I'll put you in the Madfish Willie's who can fucking run the cocksucking sailor out of the goddamn room first contest! But, you would probably only get second place...

Posted by: The Bartender at December 06, 2003 03:14 AM (3IRDt)

8 Well, that got me to sigh, roll my eyes and start laughing while shaking my head.
You nut.
Lem'me know how it goes.
lmao

Hey, how about a most profane female contest? Or a most obsessed with wondering why, with such tight jeans, Dwight Yoakam has no bulge in the front award? Or a most likely to drive a Canadian insane plaque?

I have other ideas....lol.

Posted by: Stevie at December 06, 2003 05:37 AM (zEQ2A)






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