I don't get this shit, either...

I am number 8 on the MSN search for applesause.
Applesause.
As in "Pork Chopsh and appleshaush..."
(Who said that? Little TV trivia fer y'all...)
Anyhoo..what is up with the goofy got-damned searches lately? Besides milker plugs and Jhonies (a thing I'm mighty proud to be associated with, let me tell ya...) I've found searches in Site Meter for shit like boobs, shitting, tractors, Stevie Ray Vaughan's funeral, Dwight Yoakam's crotch...and all combinations of that and more, some of which is a little scary at times...Hell, I'm even on some Yahoo search page with symbols instead of letters for 'armpit'.
Honestly...lol.

I've seen where people manipulate their Site Meters by listing hot topics. I've considered doing the same thing, just to see what happens...but, I decided not to.
It may take me months to get the number of hits some people report getting in a day, but they're mostly all 'honest' hits, except for the ones who find me thru these silly searches.
Well, however yer gettin' here, glad ya stopped by and if ya liked what ya saw, or not, feel free to say so. (Just don't be too mean about it if ya don't like something. I'm open to different perspectives and changes, sometimes, but I'll freeze ya right out if ya show yer ass. That's the way I've always been. It may not be 'right', but it is true...)
Okay, back to Site Meter...then off to the store.
Peace on ya!!
(PEACE, not piss...)

Posted by: Stevie at 12:17 PM

Comments

1 Why, Peter Brady said it, of course.

Posted by: LeeAnn at November 30, 2003 07:55 PM (HxCeX)

2 Why, thank you. I was beginning to worry that nobody was gonna answer that.

Posted by: Stevie at December 02, 2003 09:42 AM (EfsYp)

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