Alright...

Either I just ate four Tums for a heart attack or heartburn is one sneaky, ass-slammin' sumbitch.
Jesus.
I was just sitting here, reading blogs, Helen's in fact, when WHAM!!! This claw hooked into the center of my chest and radiated out in every direction.
I stood up, dropped to my knees and crawled to the bathroom and the Tums.
I ate three outta four of those chalky assed things and it seems to have backed off about 90%. I can still feel one unsheathed little cat claw in there...just thinking about blooming again.
Guess I'll go swallow that fourth Tum.

Damn.

(I still get all light-headed and tingley when I think about Bret Hart (and his nostrils) though, so I do believe I'll live.)

Posted by: Stevie at 06:23 PM

Comments

1 Stevie - Having been a long-time sufferer of crippling heartburn, (for about a year taking prescription Prevacid at $300/month), I can highly recommend Prilosec OTC for about $22/month. The stuff is great!

Hope this helps. Terry

Posted by: Terry Reynolds at November 29, 2003 11:46 AM (BZbL+)

2 Thank you...I'll definitely keep that in mind.

Posted by: Stevie at November 29, 2003 11:58 AM (fg0K7)

3 I'll chime in and say chuck the Tums, too. Tagamet OTC is my best friend. I scored a box of 80 at Walmart on sale for $4.

Posted by: pril at December 02, 2003 01:42 PM (w+izl)

4 Go get your cholesterol checked anyway...start eating garlic and onions especially with your protein foods: meat, chicken, and cheeses - and take 2 baby aspirin in the AM...all of these are anti-coagulant and break up blood clots and clumps of platelets and cholesterol...

Posted by: BethTe. at December 02, 2003 11:49 PM (rZmE1)

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