Here we go...
For all the concern I've had lately about the things I say sometimes, this is maybe gonna seem a bit odd, but, rest assured... I don't give a flying fuck at a rat's asshole if the jerkoff I'm about to go off on sees this.
In fact, I HOPE HE DOES!!!!
Which, considering the level of stupidity this asshole aspires to, I seriously doubt. So, if ya wanna witness the evisceration of a total fuckhole, grab yerself a beer and some smokes, dig out that old roll of plastic from the Gallahger live shows to shield you from the potential spittle shower (I am PISSED) and step onto the back porch wit' me....
Today was the LAST TIME, you fucking inbred dickhead.
It was the last motherfucking time you will EVER walk into THIS HOUSE without knocking.
I have hated, resented and gotten pissed right the fuck off about it every. single. time. you've done it since the first time and yet Eric keeps making me not say anything to you about it.
You lie like a bad toupee.
Your teeth, through which you lie with every word you spew, are brown and disgusting.
Really, have you ever seen those little brushes MOST PEOPLE have somewhere in their bathrooms? They're called toothbrushes and your teeth are so fucking nasty, you really oughta go buy one for each of the seven teeth you even have left, you fuck. You don't even BELONG here anymore. You don't work here and you certainly DO NOT LIVE HERE, anywhere on this farm, let alone this house, you stupid, ignorant piece of shit. Does the phrase "invasion of privacy" mean anything at ALL to you, you fucking loser asshole?
Get someone to read it to you then EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR USELESS ASS!
Do it to ME one more motherfucking time EVER in ANY LIFETIME and I WILL hurt you, fuck what Eric says. And, if you EVER even THINK of busting in here WITHOUT KNOCKING and WAKING ERIC UP again, you WILL wish you were dead. I already do.
You dick. The contempt I have for you knows no bounds, just like your rudeness, ignorance, stupidity and lying.
To say "I hate you" would almost be a lie, since it goes ever so much deeper than that. Yanno that life you're "living"?
Ever wonder why it sucks so much? Karma, motherfucker. It's what you deserve. You're getting back EXACTLY what you put out, so it's all GREAT, from my perspective.
I only hope it gets even worse.
You suck THAT MUCH. You suck so goddamned bad, somebody oughta beat the ever-lovin' hell outta your mom for ever having you. Or, for throwing out the real baby and raising what is OBVIOUSLY the fuckin' AFTERBIRTH. And, I truuuuuly hope whatever burning issue you just haaaad to wake Eric up to discuss was WORTH IT!! Because it ain't ever happenin' again.
Motherfucker, let me be perfectly clear.... I don't ever want your disgusting ass in this house again, period, to begin with. And, you can BET that disgusting ass that I am gonna do whatever I feel necessary to make sure you never DO come in here again without an escort, let alone without knocking. And, you need to be gladder'n all hell that what I feel is necessary right now is just changing the fuckin' lock. (Million bucks to the person who finds the frickin' key to the lock we already HAAAVE!, by the way...)
However, I am prepared to take this all the way to "eliminating your skanky ass for good" if made to, so keep it up, you godforsaken git. Like I mentioned to Eric, if I NEVER have to look at you EVER agin, if I never have to sit through the sound of your satanic voice ever agin, if I never, ever have to be aware of your existence ever, ever again... it'll be waaaay too soon. Whatcha need to do, see, is FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
And, if that should prove to be too complex for your withered pea brain to comprehend and carry out and ya find yerself forced to pick just one of those things to do... make it DIE. "Kay? Thanks.
You fuckin' mongrel dog dick licking imbecilic cretin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *wheeeew*
Big ol' deep breath.
I really do feel ever s'much better now.
Thank you, y'all, for comin' with me on the ride. *bows and blows kisses* Talk to ya's later.
Peace
*grin*
Comments
1
C'mon! Tell us what you really feel.
Posted by: BlogDog at March 07, 2005 04:29 PM (vu2TV)
2
Damn. That was impressive.
Posted by: RP at March 08, 2005 10:07 AM (LlPKh)
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And to think, I bought a horse for you, took you fishing, raised you up and this is the thanks I get...I'm bustin out a window and gettin in anyway, I don't care!
And to think, I bought a horse for you, took you fishing, raised you up and this is the thanks I get...I'm bustin out a window and gettin in anyway, I don't care!
Posted by: haveayen at March 12, 2005 12:43 AM (VPYMW)
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Da-a-ad...
lmao...
Not you, ya nutjob.
I don't think you've had the "pleasure" of meetin' the dickweed jerkoff I was referring to.
He used to work here. Now he just comes around and stinks up the place.
Makes dead, old, from-the-bottom-of-the-pit cow shit smell like Drakkar, he does.
Besides which... cow shit never lies... and that's ALL Jon (the dickless wonder) does.
Hey.
When ARE ya comin' over again, anyway? (You, Dad. Not Jon... ick. *shudder*)
lmao...
Not you, ya nutjob.
I don't think you've had the "pleasure" of meetin' the dickweed jerkoff I was referring to.
He used to work here. Now he just comes around and stinks up the place.
Makes dead, old, from-the-bottom-of-the-pit cow shit smell like Drakkar, he does.
Besides which... cow shit never lies... and that's ALL Jon (the dickless wonder) does.
Hey.
When ARE ya comin' over again, anyway? (You, Dad. Not Jon... ick. *shudder*)
Posted by: Stevie at March 12, 2005 05:24 AM (19wSR)
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