A few of the odder search phrases....

football pictuters- Call me juvenile, but saying that outloud just makes me laugh.

i'm like...freakin out!- Been there, done that, AM the poster-child.

bugs bunny orange monster- Oh yeah. Ain't that a good one? "Monsters are such iiiiinterestin' people..."

men are more forthright and straightforward when communicating- Really. WHICH men? And, communicating with whom, and in what manner? I mean, sure, a man fartin' on another man says something that both men understand intrinsically, but that's not the same as holding an informative and intelligent conversation, now is it? Please elaborate. A lot.

rob reiner underwear- All right, now... look. I know I talk about a ton of weird shit that nobody else would even think of, but I also know I have not ever mentioned Rob Reiner's underwear. Til now, thanks.

i've gotta pee...- I can relate.

updates buschkoetter- I frickin' wish. Man. Last I heard, they're divorced and Darrell has a listed phone number which I haven't got the nerve to look up OR use. Can ya just imagine? "Hi, Darrell. How ya doin', Dude? I about fell in love with you when I saw the documentary and now days, I still wonder how ya are, whatcher up to and shit. Don't mind me, calling in the middle of your life just to, basically, nibshit. Yeah, I'm nuts, but "nice" nuts, not "dangerous" nuts.... blah, blah, blah..." Uh-huh. I know me. I'd do that and it'd go over about as well as an audible fart in a Cat'lic church.
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good points of leg hold traps- Only one I can think of is them clamped onto the testicles of any asshole who'd use 'em.

Questions?

Posted by: Stevie at 10:22 PM

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Posted by: Mad Mikey at March 04, 2005 02:00 PM (xGZ+b)

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