Wow...

As usual, three or so years late, I just hafta tell ya's, if ya get a chance, to watch "The Pennsylvania Coal Miners' Story".
As I was running (yes, literally running) past the rack of tapes at the store last night, I saw it sitting there. As I ran back past it, I snagged it on the fly and just watched it.
It's really good.
Sat here with my eyes brimming the whole time.

I truly do not know what it is with me, but when I watch this kinda stuff, I can feel it like it's Eric who's trapped or hurt or whatever. If there's a guy in some kinda life-threatening trouble, I'm in tears, feeling like it could be Eric.

I mean, ya know what OSHA really stands for don'tcha's?
In the case of the pinhead who owns this farm and the WHOLE reason OSHA was probably started in the first place, it's: Oh Shit, He's Active.
If Bill's in action, people end up in traction.
(Hey, that rhymes.)
So, maybe it isn't all just my head, huh?

In the meantime, hangin' out on YIM, I got to talk to Jack and Tony. Sounds like the cast of "The Odd Couple", doesn't it?
Well, we were.
All three of us, at one point or another, were "odd couples", which is probably why it all worked out "so well"... *giggle*

Oh hell. Better clarify what I meant by "all three of us were". Me with each of them at some point.
They're both "ex"-es.
Not those two together...

Think that was dumb?
Wanna know how retarded I really can be?
Yeah. Like ya's need more proof, right?

Well, yesterday, I got all tangled up in my duster and wound up with my elbow stuck in the inside top of the sleeve hole. I'd describe how I did that... IF I KNEW.

And, before that?
Jeezus.
I was warming up a bottle of clear nail polish. It goes on easier that way.
Well, I'm not stupid enough to try warming it in the microwave or anything, so I stick in in the fork of my thigh, then sit up straight for a while so it gets warm faster.
However....
It's always best to be SURE the cap is on tight.
'Cause, if it isn't, you may find yourself in the bathroom, being disgusted and having to use nail polish remover on yer crotchital area. What fuckin' FUN.

I highly reccommend the "non-acetone" type for this endeavour, by the way.

I "highly" do a lot of shit, actually.

Think that could be the problem?
Hmmmmm....

Posted by: Stevie at 04:05 PM

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