lmfao...

Watching a tape of random Nick@Nite. Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Theo, from the Cosby show, is dating Hillary. Has a fender-bender in the Banks' driveway with Will.
In court, Will has Jazz as a witness. Jazz, the 'tard, puts up BOTH hands to swear in. Phillip tells him he can put his hands down while the bailiff is still standing there, in front of him, holding the Bible.
Jazz says, "Uh-uh, man. That guys got a gun. I put my hands down, next thing ya know, I've got six warning shots in my back."

I ain't never laughed so hard in my life.
"Six warning shots in my back..."
Oh Gawd....

*slithers outta chair, laughing*

Posted by: Stevie at 02:52 PM

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