Yo Bush, why don't you kiss my workin' class ass?
Whatta wank-job this guy is.
Hooo-lee shit.
So, bear with me whilst I use my new classification to jeer at the Presidential Pinhead. The asshole is in the area today. He showed up at around 3:30pm, an hour late. This, after they had 611 down to one lane SINCE 10:00AM!, because of him. Well, they had one side down to one lane. Far as I could tell, the other way was blocked completely. And, which way does Dumbass go when he finally shows up? The direction they had shit shut down to one lane, which I believe was the exact OPPOSITE way he was SUPPOSED to go, hence the total shutdown in that (what was supposed to be the correct) direction. Secret Service guys in the diner, having breakfast. Think ol' Shrub would eat there, too? Nope. Not him. (Thank Gawd...) Big as a clusterfuck as he caused just to drive down the frickin' road, I'd have hated to see what the fuck they'd have put us through, had he deigned to eat at our place. *shudders at the thought* And AND, they did all this "roadblocking" BULLSHIT and the nerd came by helicopter to the base. Five hours after they shut shit down. If they shut major roads like 611 down for a helicopter, what on EARTH would they have done if the nimrod had driven?
I'm thinking handcuffs and straightjackets for everybody stuck in the same area, maybe? Does this guy suck that bad that they hafta do all this just so he's safe, or what? No, I haven't ever been around when a President has been around before and I never wanna be again, either. Buncha hyped up horseshit over NUTHIN'. Da fuck's so special about this idiot? 1.) He's a &%#@^!! politician.
2.) He puts his friggin' pants on one leg at a time, just like every other man on Earth.
3.) He farts, he shits and acts like the same kinda dickweed that we all do, so who the fuck even cares where he is or when or why?
4.) He impacted my day on a personal level and in a not positive manner and I don't even know him, I don't like him and now... I reeeally don't.
5.) Putz. All this shit, all day long... for what amounted to not a goddamned thing. On toppa which, some jerkoff liked to tried to make me hang myself the last hour of my shift, playing the most maudlin, suicide-provoking, sucky fuckin' music... ick, man. Frank fuckin' Sinatra, Strangers in the freakin' Night, LeeAnn Barfbucket Rimes... Jeezus, man. The INSTANT that dorks shit was done weighing me down, I immediately HAD to play some Led Zepplin, some AC/DC, some Motown... good stuff, to get through the last few minutes. Cool thing was, the Jukebox guy showed up and took requests for new CD's in the thing and I got SRV's In Step and anything by Barry White comin' soon.
Wish I'd have remembered to mention the Monkees. Hell, static woulda been better than that crap today. Then, I get home FINALLY (and let me say again... thanks a pantload there, Bush, ya dickhead...) and I see that Printh Chucky is marrying that bulldog looking bitch Camilla. Ew, ew, ewewew. This is IT. I'm done defending him, done liking him, done period. He's an ass too and he deserves everything he gets. Other than that.... heh, I'm jest fiiiine.
No even in a bad mood, really.
Just sick of other people's bullshit. Especially some stupid fuckin' politician's bullshit.
Prince Charles is mostly just nauseating... or she is.
No... he is too.
He's already hit that used shit, too, ya know that.
And, what's up with that, anyway?
I thought he was supposed to have to marry a virgin.
Ain't no way that old hag is THAT anymore. Oh well. Could be worse, I suppose.
If they were any younger, they'd probably breed and make one of the goofiest looking kids ever.
Some kinda cross between Alfred E. Newman and Linda Tripp, or some damned thing. Aaaanyway.... Bush sucks, Prince Charles is retarded and I hate Frank Sinatra. Any questions?
*lmao*
(Thank God....) Be back later, when I can maybe type three words in a row without two of them being foul... Peace, y'all....
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