Yeah...I know I said three...

I can combine the other two ideas into this one post.
Probably shoulda titled it "Am I weird?" or something, though...hmmm.

Here's the thing: I love scents. Lotsa scents.
I like candles and wet asphalt and cow shit...I like mens cologne, cigars and sweat. Matter of fact, some people's personal scents make me crazy.

That was something I'd forgotten about Wally. I stole more of that guys shirts...He'd sweat up a tee shirt, take it off and forget it. I'd come along, find it, smell it, swoon and take it home. Manys the night I'd be losin' it for one reason or another-either mad enough to bite thru nails or suicidally depressed- and that guys shirts saved me...or some cow from gettin it's ass kicked.

I'm even worse with Eric. Beyond hangin' out with him in the bathroom...worse.

When he's been workin and workin' up a sweat...Oh. My. GOD. I like that even better than my favorite colognes...Damn.
I stick my face straight into his armpit and inhale for about a half hour, just like I do over a newly opened can of Copenhagen.

Mmm-mmm.

Yes, SIR!! I do like me those smells....

Better than coffee brewin...better than the first air comin out of a bag of newly opened potato chips...even better than Drakkar. And...I love Drakkar.

Matter of fact, I like it so much, I wear it myself. That and Black Suede, Old Spice blue stuff, Polo, whatever smells good. I even use men's deodorant...Old Spice Pure Sport.

Womens shit is either too flowery, too foo-foo, too stinky or just plain nasty.

So...does this make me weird or do other chick-type people do this too?

Posted by: Stevie at 09:17 AM

Comments

1 I can't take most of the perfume some wimmin wear, gawd the smell lingers and will almost make me sneeze. My favorite smell on a women is herbal essence shampoo in long freshly washed hair, good lawd drives me crazy. Well, theres one other smell too but I wont go in to that now.

Posted by: greybiker at November 11, 2003 10:16 AM (IQidp)

2 A certain level of sweat is kinda nice, especially one worked up during sex, but the ultra-sweaty-been-out-running-a-marathon kind is a bit too much for me.

Most perfumes (men or women) make me wheezy. Why do so many of them smell like cat piss anyway?

Posted by: Snowball at November 11, 2003 11:12 AM (u3M6e)

3 While I do stock up on all the flowery girly perfumes, I am in love with Softsoap active for men (blue bottle). And men's colognes turn me on wildly, too, although I will pass on the fresh-from-the-gym scent.

Posted by: Dawn at November 11, 2003 12:28 PM (0zfIx)

4 Paper paper over see cologne, cause beginning how matter.

Posted by: Javon at March 28, 2005 01:11 AM (d8Pn7)






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