More searches, God help us all...

how to be a fluffer- Pft. Suck dicks for a living.

bagpipes copperhead road- Excellent, aren't they? I can hear them in my head right now. Steve Earle... mmm-hmmm. I do looove that man.

here i sit broken hearted, come to shit but only farted- Dude, I can think of worse fates. Like the situation reversed, for instance?

how to handle bitchy sisters- Exsanguination?

bret hart married- Sucks, doesn't it?

oh fuck, not this shit again- In fact, in an odd coinkeydink, this was my exact reaction to the above "revelation"... *disgusted sigh*

jerkoff- Yeah. I can see where I'd get this one, seeing how I know so many of these....

ways to piss people off- Breathing, waking up alive, shit like that for most of 'em. Of course, you can also be the following person...

married but in love with someone else- Sucks to be you. Grow up. You made a committment. Honor it. Besides, doesn't the "other love" realize that if you'll dump your life for them, you'll dump them for someone else again? I do. Now, you do too. So don't.

Buford T.Pusser THE REAL (4th one down)- Jesus wept. Now, at least, I know where people are getting this "Buford T. Pusser" shit from... A YAHOO MOVIE REVIEWER!!! *rolls eyes*

what does 'gsoh' mean?- No friggin' idea. "Go shoot old ho's"? "Grab on, Sugar-Hips"? "Got some oleo, here"? "Go squat over hole"? "Got shit on happily"?-you sick basstid... Your guess is as good as mine. (Maybe, if yer stoned, or something...)

"cake with my knife" phrase meaning- Well, Parental Unit (since I just can feeeeel that this is a parent trying to figure out what the hell Junior is listening to), the lyrics are "cut your cake with my knife", which is AC/DC's weird-assed way of asking to get laid. "Cut your cake with my knife..." Get it? Hey, MALCOLM, I can be a bakin'-bitch when I wanna be... *grin* Spice cake with cream cheese icing, yellow with chocolate icing... any kind ya like, Gorgeous. (I was gonna mention carrot cake too, but that seems a tad bit too Freudian.... *raised eyebrow*)

shields and yarnell- Hoo-lee shit. Somebody besides ME remembers these two? Gawd, I thought that guy (whichever one he is) was HOT.

So, there we have it.
More of the bizarre things that I will now be linked to unto eternity.

Thanks a pantload, people.

Posted by: Stevie at 12:47 PM

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