That explains it...
Been a little bitchy lately and last night "All in the Family" made me cry. (It was the Christmas episode where a friend of Mike's from Canada comes for Christmas dinner and Archie flips when he finds out David is a draft dodger. When Archie starts yelling, the timbre of his voice changes so much, it makes me cry. Then, Pinky keeps me going when he says he'd like to have dinner with the kid, beacuse his son, who was killed in Nam, would.)
Well...I went to off-load some coffee a while ago and SURPRISE!!!! My little terrorist friend is back. Damn it.
Before I found this out, I had had a small twinge or two on the left side, this time, but now....Goddamn!!! I've got 4 Ibuprofen sitting here, waiting for my coffee to cool off enough for me to swallow 'em.
I swear to you...someone has caught my left ovary in a visegrip. Or maybe a huge-assed pair of channel locks.
Lookit, man, I'm not gonna have any kids. You know that, right? Right. You made me, after all. Do ya think we could dispense with this horseshit every You-damn month? It hurts, it's disgusting, it's useless, it's stupid, I hate it, I wish it would go far, far away, never to ever return again in my lifetime. You know....the way ANDY HARRIS and Uncle Henry and about 9000 other people I love did....The way Crane wants to do with Eric.....The one thing You refuse to do with the BC....that kinda far, far away, never to return. Yeah. Just like that. How 'bout Big Guy? Can ya help me out here? Like...next time, do ya think you could make me the right sex....PLEASE?
Thanks,
me That is all...
for now
Comments
Seriously, if you're having unusual pain, see your gyn. Cystic ovaries are bitches, but can be taken care of. I don't recommend losing those natural hormone makers, unless you have to.
Posted by: Ms Anna at November 09, 2003 10:17 AM (ZaR8e)
I was told I have cysts over 20 years ago. I asked what that meant and the doc said, possibly no kids. I said "Leave it, then. God knows what He's doing..."
I just wish I could do the patented 'Archie Bunker Menopause Drill'...."If you're gonna change, CHANGE! You gotta get this over with and I'm gonna give ya just thirty second to do it, so CHANGE, already..."
I feel kinda like I'm keeping Emergency Services open and running in a ghost town...what's the point? Ya know?
Posted by: Stevie at November 09, 2003 10:32 AM (6Qcgg)
Major surgery is a bitch you don't want unless necessary. As long as those hormones can pump, your general health is better.
Posted by: Ms Anna at November 09, 2003 10:53 AM (ZaR8e)
Why is damn near evrything that's supposed to be good for ya so damn nasty? Including lotsa of vegetables...like beets and brussel sprouts and shit? And, now, periods...Lord, Deliver me...lol.
Posted by: Stevie at November 09, 2003 11:44 AM (6Qcgg)
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