Great. Both Bret's are fucked up.
Not only is my cat a mental case, so is Bret Hart.
Yes, the nitwit was divorced, then he turned around and got married again last September to some hooch from Italy who is about as rough looking as his first wife.
(Him, I mean.) And, the cat I named after him is pregnant, I think. I'm sure she's brain damaged, too. She does the weirdest shit.... And... it's contagious, I do believe.
Eric and I were just discussing the two Brets and when we got to the cat, he said (and I quote verbatim), "She's fuckin' a goofball..." I looked at the cat, looked at him and heard myself say, "Soooo. You two are having sex?" About Hart... I suppose I just oughta be glad he didn't marry any of those skeezix skank-ho's from wrestling, but still... *shudder* He coulda done LOTS better looks-wise that that thing. *siiiigh*
Men. I'm gonna go pout for a while. Oh, and Canada? You two to one, right now with me. I still love ya and all, but, you need to stop it, now.
The "two" part is, 1) this "Bret re-married" shit. Thanks a pantload. Can't y'all keep an eye on this guy? Havin' strokes, wreckin' his bike, now this. Sheesh. You'd think (or I would) that, as the 39th best Canadian, somebody'd be watching out for him, but nooooo. It's obvious no one is.
Then 2), there's all this foul white shit that will NOT stop accumulating. It came from "The Great White North". I'd rather have more of the Mackenzie Brother's, thanks. Besides Paul (whom, by the way, I haven't talked to in ages), you're one saving grace with me right this minute is the fact that I'm surrounded by about a dozen hyacinths that I found out were grown up there. I found that out yesterday.
Then, today... this foul precipitation and the Bret thing. What da hell'd I do to you, anyway, CANADA?
Jeez.
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I'll be happy to take her off his hands for ya. Jesus what a cutie she is.
Guess there's hope for guys like me then if someone like THAT can end up with someone like THAT.
Guess there's hope for guys like me then if someone like THAT can end up with someone like THAT.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at January 23, 2005 12:09 AM (14L/a)
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