I've said it before and I'm sayin' it again...
I have a nut magnet, man. It's invisible to all but the insane, but it IS there.
I attract these people with no knowledge whatsoever of how. In droves, even.
You want proof?
Oookay.
Take a gander at these searches and you tell me....
pissing hissing pee- I'm scared to even wonder. pasta dark lord mu online- Not a clue. Not one. tetnus caused horse- Yo. If "tetnus" caused "horses", I'd be poked fulla rusty nails. What tetnus causes is LOCKJAW, not horses, Howdy Doody. gia mia carangi- Yeah, caaaause THAT'S her name. winkie -wee -willie- Now, this one is from the UK. Little too polite, aren't they? They actually did "last name first"... wow. driving car bus games whit bitches- Playing with bitches, no matter what fucked up thing it is you're "playing", is a good way to get hurt. Ain't it? Add cars and buses and I can only assume this person has a death wish. bad girls in atco new jersey- Dude. I know exactly ONE "girl" from Atco and that'd be Sally Starr. AND, if you mess wit' her and she's not "bad" enough to beat yer ass alone, I will help her... just know that, okay? Not one of the other "girls" I know in ANY OF Jersey are worth a tin shit. how high a dose of ibuprofin can be taken without causing bleeding- Wellll. I dunno. Why would you ask this, anyway? If it hurts that damned bad, go to the ER. Besides which, it causes liver damage, not bleeding... unless yer shooting the shit at yer mouth with a pistol or something. Do I even wanna know? No. asshole airpump- Must be related to my can opener and my stroke-victim coffee carafe. Orrrrr... I KNOW I don't wanna know. sex girls pictuters- Do WHAT? Da fuck are "pictuters"? your lips are moving but I can't hear you- Deaf, are ya? GUY, are ya? SPEAKING RIGHT TO YA, AM I???? Teenage Gerbil Bikers from Hell- What the... Who... When the HELL did I ever mention this? And, what do they call themselves? "Heck's FuzzBalls"? "The Vegans"? (Well, gerbils don't eat MEAT...) Or, maybe "The Fourjocks?" (Small gang, very athletic... They ride bicycles, not motorcycles.) ARMY COL DISCHARGED FOR PUTTING A GUN TO AN IRAQI S HEAD- Uh-huh. They'd maybe have felt better if he'd shoved the gun up the Iraqi's ass? "Do what you're trained to do."
BANG!
"Thanks."
"Now, you're being "fired" for doing what you're trained to do."
Real nice.
NEXT! list of adjectives and nouns describing people- *snort* I think I best wait on this one. You do NOT want any lists of words from ME describing people right now. Not after this.... hank why do ya drink- Cause he's been in my site meter and he's SCARED.
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